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Mother of Your Child Experience
>top tier membership, regularly sends akasupa
>one day receive an email from the company
"Congratulations Anon! As the top fan, you have unlocked a reward exclusive only to (You)! With just $5000, experience the next level of relationship with your oshi. If interested, reply within 24 hours."
>reply to the email of course
>next email contains payment instructions and a non-disclosure agreement
>pay up and sign the NDA
>receive another email with a video message from oshi
"Look Anon, the pregancy test is positive! What do you think our child would look like? I love you!"
>holy shit what
>there's a link that goes to a character creation form
>your oshi's artist will draw the child

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>submit the chacter creation form
>one month later, receive another video message from your oshi
>she has a little bump in her tummy
>she asks $200 for a medical check up, pay up of course
>next two months and another video message, her tummy has grown bigger
>she asks $200 for baby clothes, ok
>next two months, video message is her having an ultrasound
>ultrasound fee is $300, sure
>next two months, it's an ASMR of your ears on her tummy while she whisper sweet nothings
>baby room is being built for 300$, yep

>> No.6721741

>>6721672
what the fuck isnt that the bitch from walkure??? she got married????

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>it's now nine months, your child is born, your oshi is breastfeeding the baby
>hospital fee is $1000, worth it
>a month later your crypto crashed
>have to wagecuck
>next month, the baby has grown bigger and now resembles what you specified in the form
>ohsi asks $500 for food, barely have enough to spare
>the next month's video is your oshi playing with the child
>she asks for $500 for toys, can't pay up
>the next month there's no video, only a divorce letter claiming you're unable to provide for your family
>another letter is from the company thanking you for participating
>there's also a reminder of the NDA
>a few months later you learn of a faggot breaking the NDA by leaking screenshots
>it's from the same video of your oshi being pregnant

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>>6721741
It's the obvious conclusion.

>> No.6722049

>tfw you spent all your money on superchats and couldn't afford meds

>> No.6723412

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DTirJeZzl4
IRyS knows

>> No.6725932

Inspired from
>>6678883
That thread had some good moneymaking ideas for chuubas.

>> No.6727458

>>6721758
I sincerely appreciate the laughs.

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