/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

This has been living rent-free in your head for half a year now.

>>67065799
What's his name again?

>>67065799
Legendary tweet

>>67065799
Yo Bandage, I'm really happy for you, I'mma let you finish, but Calliope Mori had one of the worst vtuber tweets of all time.

https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1485120701141233666

>>67065799
all of Mori's tweets

>>67065799
Looking at this is genuinely aggravating because you can tell it was fully on purpose. Why the fuck would you say "Have you ever tried bandage?" What kind of fucking question is that?

>>67065799
Some of Mori's tweets

>>67065799
I mean, have you ever tried bandage, anon? Don't knock it until you try it!

>>67066646
towa baby

>>67066646
jesas....mori should graduate already

>>67066683
That's the joke. The two posts together. He's not actaully trying to cover anything up. It's a fun post made for fun, replied to as a joke by everyone that saw it, because it was so painfully, obviously a joke. Maybe you should take a moment to consider your own media literacy if you didn't understand that.

>>67066683
Part of me thinks that was the point, like it was supposed to be obviously cringe in an ironic way, but the joke itself was so cringe that it overshadowed any irony that was there.

>>67066881
But jokes are supposed to be funny

I want to post Gura, but i realize all of her tweets are management tweets to suck money from chuck cucks.

>>67066994
If you paralyze yourself with second guesses and never post anything out of the fear of bits not working you'll never actaully get to the good moments. You have to be willing to go for it again and again for the fraction of good stuff you come up with to ever land.

>>67066881
>cringe joke
>"erm it's SUPPOSED to be cringe!"
i see, they must be targeting the nijien demographic

>>67066881
But he could have done it so much better. Like:
>"You know what the world needs more? Bondage!"
>second tweet stay the same
It's still cringe but at least it somewhat works, otherwise just don't give a fuck and say:
>"I want to slam you down and ravish you"
>"Oops, I meant to type "Good morning!"

>>67067207
Can someone explain to me why is this tweet considered so much worse than any other time Holos interacted with homos?
Unless there is a dick joke in there that I missed.

>>67067445
anon is gay dont mind him/they

Mori lean tweet. It's a complete L by every metric.
>Made in the first place because she was on a menhera bender consisting of her replying to art of her getting fucked by Connor and then getting BTFO'd about it on Reddit of all places.
>Taken at face value, she is admitting to substance abuse that is very frowned upon if not downright illegal in Japan
>in reality she is revealing that she doesn't know what lean actually is, all the more reason for those who already don't like her for being a wigger to dislike her even more.

>>67067445
Because it's such a forced tweet, just saying "basic lmao" would be fine because it's poking fun but not only the "jk" and "just a little" pad it out so much to the point it ends up looking very forced

>>67065866
I guarantee you not a soul has thought about bandage for more than 2 minutes.

>>67067445
If you don't know the answer, then the likely answer is always schizophrenia.

Can't beat Aia debut

https://twitter.com/kureijiollie/status/1472762386163507200

>wander into a hobby for teenagers
>get surprised when the talents don't pander to your 30-something manchild sensibilities

>>67068618
>How to torpedo your career 101

>>67068618
>men/women/neither/both

>>67067184
doesn't mean you should have no standards.

>>67068618
Working in Nijien seems like a constant headache. Unbelievably more on the talent side than the black corpo side. Why would you ever want to work with someone like Kyo in any capacity?

>>67068027
>have proof that Mori doesn't interact with black/western rap culture, thus thus the claim of "being a wigger" is shown to be incorrect
>grrr, I hate her for being a wigger even more
???

>>67068836
stuff for teenagers is often shit, yes.

>>67068836
>for teenagers

>>67065799
The original cuckbeat reply, or any other tweet by mori

>>67066881
>He's not actaully trying to cover anything up
Pfft, and he calls himself a bandage....

>>67069546
70% of Hololive fans are 15-21

>>67067445
Dude she's literally talking about his underwear. Is cuckolding just normal in SEA land?

>>67069785
>she's literally talking about his underwear. Is cuckolding

>>67067445
A bunch of homos decided to post pictures of their underwear and kronii responded only to vesper's. This was after she promised her fans to not initiate homo interaction

>>67069785
>talking about his underwear. Is cuckolding
the absolut mindbreak of you faggots is insane lol one has literally nothing to do with the other
don't just parrot random buzzwords you read online if you don't know what they mean
i'm not gonna snitch on you, but you need to be 18+ to be /here/

>>67067445
>>67070815
This anon is the only one to speak the truth, everyone else who responded to you seems like a cucked kronie. Here's the clip for proof
https://files.catbox.moe/8684g7.mp4

>>67069114
>Kyo
why is she bad?

>>67072242
she said retard on stream

>>67069170
NTA, but having a superficial, distorted and idealized view of the culture in question is one of the defining trait of the "wannabe" fandoms (like weaboos, wehraboos or, in this case, wiggers).

>>67071930
Her spite was palpable in this. I wonder how she feels today. She clearly doesn't like to pander to lonely men, but they are her only source of income

>>67072829
Then that makes Mori closer to a weeboo than a wigger. Except she actually participated in the underground rap culture she liked - except it's the Japanese one.

>>67065866

>>67073463
She can be both, they are not mutually exclusive

>>67069758
That doesn't mean it's made for them. Actually, practically nothing is made for kids. They might be the target audience of certain things, but those things essentially made for the parents and just satisfy the kids. If you asked Cover who would they sacrifice, the 70% of viewers responsible for probably around 10% of the donations or the rest, I wager they'd give up on the former.

>>67067207
Best Vtuber couple of all time

"tried bandage"
is he a special needs case or something?

>>67068618

>>67073147
Most of her paypigs are women

>>67069758
so is the CoD fanbase, whats your point?

>>67073147
She probably one of those people who hate their audience the most, along with Mori for instance, or Laplus on the Japanese side. There are holos who genuinely love their fans, like Miko, some do like them but intentionally keep distance like Bae or most JP holos, but there's only a few who outright hate them, like Kronii.

>>67073982
Don't see anything wrong with this one.

>>67074155
she's making it about her rather than giving condolences. Then she did this almost immediately after.

>>67074155
Femoid moment.

>>67071930
She hates her coomer audience so fucking much, it's great
Her misery is her biggest selling point

>>67073982
>>67074224
birdhaters are so fucking pathetic

>>67074304
>>67074224
I still dont see the issue

>>67074224
That's just the typical ESL way of phrasing things, they very often do that because it's the simplest and most straightforward way of expressing your thoughts. As far as I know, she never lived in an English-speaking country. If you pay attention to how anons word their sentences, you'll see similar posts here many times. It might seem inconsiderate, but I don't think there was any ill intent behind it. I don't particularly like her, but this example just feels very forced. Regarding the giveaway, she might have been obligated to post it in a certain time frame, I'm not sure.

>>67074539
>Regarding the giveaway, she might have been obligated to post it in a certain time frame, I'm not sure.
Thinking about it, it could've been a scheduled post as well.

>>67074514
>>67074539
>Kiara's fans who see her as perfect don't see an issue

Wow, who'd have predicted?

>>67074224
Kiara-hate is so forced it's unreal

>>67072547
Based.

>>67067445
GO BACK newfag

>>67075146
Congratulations, your post was enough to make you a diehard Kiara fan who thinks she is perfect

The chicken army grows stronger...

>>67065799
This entire thread is just going to be a cockfest between Mori and Kronni, innit

>>67069758
source? usually metrics show that 25-34 is the biggest demographic bloc

>>67065799

>>67075797
Looks based as fuck to me

>>67075031
>>67075547
samefag tranny

>>67075985
Then she collabed with the faggot red homo

>>67073847
Special needs vtubers are kino

>>67076258
Based and straight?!?! Even better

>>67068027
Yeah, that was the moment that made me stop being a Deadbeat. It didn't help that the preceding Jump King stream had a solid half hour of her spitefully entertaining Connor in the chat while failing to interact with anyone else. I've seen that she's gotten a lot better recently, but I lost so much respect for her in that week-long debacle that I just can't bring myself to watch her outside of collabs anymore.

>>67076506
Has any other holo ever made it THAT obvious that they just don't respect their fanbase at all?

>>67065799
I don't have it saved but Vox once tweeted
>Feeling bored, might cum.
And he removed it after a while.
If someone has that saved please post it.

>>67076385
Ah, it's a /het/cuck

>>67072242
He's a black larping SJW.

>>67075031
Resorting to calling people who are just asking you to explain what exactly is wrong with what she said her "diehard fans" only serves to prove that you have nothing of substance to say. It's pathetic. Not everyone is your enemy. Please call your mother, tell her you love her, and take your meds.

>>67075627
People are still laughing at this guy in 2024

>>67076054
Second post is making fun of the first, dummy

>>67067205
>"I want to slam you down and ravish you"
God I wish he'd tweet that

>>67067207
>basic
Why did she mean by this
what did she want to see

>>67067445
The context; a few moments earlier she told krocucks she wasn't going to interact with them on twitter
It was hilarious

>>67072242
male nijien mori

>>67078359
You're giving that faggot too much credit
You can hate mori but at least she has something going on, she's a decent singer with a record deal
That faggot is nothing but an unfunny retard

>>67073147
seeing that bitch forced to kneel and be a good little girl and pander to the gachis is almost worth the pain of her betrayal. You know she hates it every single day, but her channel was on it's deathbed.

>>67073982
the fuck is wrong with this? Fauna was only gone a couple days, and she loved her cats more than life itself. Professional streamer.

>>67066646
WTF Mori, you can’t say that

>>67066994
He’s French, please understand

>>67076584
Gura...

>>67081712
liar, she loves us chumbies, she just said hewwo yesterday. She's just going through a lot in her personal life, can't be helped.

>>67077471
31k holy fuck lol

>>67076054
KFP, still the worst fanbase.

>>67069758
how much disposable income does that demographic have?

>>67076999
cucked by a woman is still cucked.

>>67068737
but that's a good one

>>67078246
https://twitter.com/hizakigamma/status/1566311391941652480

>>67073982
Damn 22 that cat was old as fuck

>ITT mindbroken cataloguechimps and unicucks

>>67065799
whoops

Lel

>>67073956
CoD is far younger.

>>67074861
>That's just the typical ESL way of phrasing things
no it's not
t. europoor ESL

>>67068618
I don't get it.

>>67074224
>almost immediately after
Anon, the bottom tweet was made before. The timestamps are right there.

>>67074224
>>67073982
Fucking RETARD.
She's showing empathy that she knows what its like to be a pet owner and how she feels in her shoes and that she's not alone in her feelings and experiences.

>>67092681
Kiara antis literally don't know what empathy is.

>>67093024
Nor do her fans

>>67073982
>yeah I know your pet died, but if my pet died I'd be even sadder
why is she like that?

>>67093088
She's saying Fauna has more emotional strength than her, being able to stream a few days after.
Kiara is implying that she would not be able to do the same

>>67093661
the mental gymnastics you faggots go through to make her not seem like the self-centered bitch that she is should be studied

>>67074155
There's nothing wrong with it. Kiaraschizo is just seething because he didn't take his meds again.

>>67093088
>but if my pet died I'd be even sadder
She didn't say that. You're hallucinating again.

>>67093088
because Kiara is the main character, anon. We're all just living her world. It's the Kiara show.

>>67093661
Kiara loves her cats so much more than Fauna did love her cat.

>>67091058
god i wish she'd say that to me, it's just not the same when it's just some anon on here

>>67087681
1 million views on that tweet, sis. Keep dilating about it..

>>67093769
>Kiara's telling Fauna she understands why she can't bring herself to stream ring now and is trying to comfort her? THAT SELF-CENTERED BITCH
See? Shit like this is why Kiara antis are routinely bullied off the board

>>67065799
I'm Pomu Bau Bau should be in this thread

>>67072242
Hes successful and is friends with female vtubers.
Ofc vt schizos hate him

>>67093769
I know it's hard for you to understand English when it's not your first language but I believe in you anon