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I love Shiorin.

>>66922345
fat fuck

I love my wife Shiorin~

Stream Whisper Whisper Whisper.

I lost a total of 10kg since September. Once I make a full recovery I'm pigging the fuck out every day.

>>66922431
You will never make a full recovery at this rate. Take care of yourself, anonchama...

>>66922431
Don't end up like Shiori...

ballin

>>66922731
Shiori should play Barkley Shit Up and Jam: Gaiden

>>66922731
Shiorin will never be ballin.

>>66922731
I put the new Forgis on the Jeep. I trap until the bloody bottoms is underneath. 'Cause all my niggas got it out the streets. I keep a hundred racks inside my jeans. I remember hittin' the mall with the whole team. Now a nigga can't answer calls 'cause I'm ballin'. I was wakin' up gettin' racks in the mornin'. I was broke, now I'm rich, these niggas salty.

booing Shiori while she's holding her presentation at uni

cute imouto wife

Shiori's fat tits

>>66923665
*flat
Sorry typo

Shiori's flat tits

You never see cute vs sex anymore.
Now it's all about flat vs fat.

>>66923813
Nah the incredibe thing is thats shes bot fat and flat. Also there was an autist cute fag some days ago that he's even doing twitter stalking

Ok so I went to sleep and deciced to check the last thread. First of all: WTF guys, really
Second of all:is it too much to ask that Shiori's "mysterious collab" partner reveal themselves in any way before she puts up her schedule so that we don't have to timeloop this crap next week.

>>66924090
She'll say who it is on the members stream this saturday, don't worry

>>66924136
Good Because some of you really don't trust her it seems, the last time this "???? stream" shit happened it ended up being....an RPG maker stream.

>>66924090
It's just greyfags complaining. She already told us that they would be HoloJPs in the previous menshi.

>>66924280
>menshi
sister...

>>66924090
>we don't have to timeloop this crap next week.
We won't considering the collab will be on the Monday anyways. At most it'll be a couple hours.

I want to see Shiori in her cock outfit

>>66924574
you need to apply to cover and be her manager

Mental darkness status?

Also on the membership stream its listed as just collab, not group collab but then she said something about more than one people last night...

>>66924668
Like 50. I had 2 hours of sleep and haven't eaten anything since yesterday. Did I mention that I love my job?

>>66924574
(You) will put the penis hoodie and you will like it

>>66924668
I'm in the no thinking, just anxious about everything status

Not what I expected after a Peppa Pig stream but entertaining nonetheless

>>66923848
Really not beating the allegations.

>>66925308
What?

I love this cute dork.

>>66925528
proof?

No proof? You don't really love her then.

>>66925528
Thats my wife you’re talking about

what if Shiori was italian

>>66926032
she would hate europe even more

>>66926032
she said she has lots of hair, maybe she IS Italian

>>66926032
It would be safe to make fun of her ethnicity.

>>66926108
mamma mia

She deserved it

>>66926032
i would bully her with cooka da pizza

>>66926139
Deserved what? A sweet treat?

>>66923813
Is this about boobs or is she architect material?

>>66926216
she's flat and has some meaty arms, thats all we know

>>66925597
Trust me bro.

>>66926771
FAT FUCK
HOW IS SHE SO FAT!!

>>66926771
She’s so cute. I love her. I wanna squish her chubby cheeks.

>>66926771
Now even vtubers are catfish.

Good morning. I fell asleep an hour into Shiori's stream last night, was feeling super tired I guess. What did I miss?

>>66926771
My cute chubby goth wife

>>66926771
can you post the face for the outfit

>>66927011
What are you looking at fat bitch, I'm not a burger.

>>66927029
She likes chocolate cakes better

>>66926887
Read the last thread :)

Surely I've been a fucking loser all this time because God intends me to become a gamedev millionaire exactly before society collapses, a world war breaks out, and a lot of women suddenly need husbands and are willing to settle for an autistic retard given enough money

>>66924668
90. It's been months since I had a day where I didn't think about killing myself.

I'm a depressed third son of a rich businessman and a total failure, and Shiori is a college student working part-time as my personal maid

>>66928316
I'm not saying this as a one-up or anything like that but I don't think I had a day since 2016 where I didn't think of suicide in some manner

>>66929482
Why 2016 in particular?

>>66929555
Because I was in high school, failing my studies, getting shit grades, and failing to have any meaningful social interactions (I could only make small talk and joke about). Every day I was exposed to the colossal gap between me and normal people and being reminded that I'm a subhuman in every metric.

>>66929415
Is this referencing that one doujinshi where she ends up giving the guy tons of blowjobs and they fall in love eventually?

Hello, novelites. Please kill yourselves.

Overdosing with Shiori

>>66929687
I don't know of that doujin
>blowjobs then love
That feels out of order...

>>66922274
I can see her pussy through her panties. That's clearly NSFW. That's not allowed.

>>66929760
What crawled up your ass?

>>66929870
meds

Going to heaven with Shiori

>>66929912
What good is heaven if they let Shiori in there

Realizing that I'm the only there because Shiori lied to me

Dying as a disappointment toward everything and everyone.

blaming Shiori for my own failures

>>66930049
I thought we were posting fantasies, not things that will actually happen to me

Can we talk about something more uplifting?

Lifting Shiori's ass

Where I can unsubscribe from Novelites blog?

marying shiori

>>66930104
Like the upcoming Swiss suicide pod?

>>66930104
LCS is back this weekend!

>>66928066
Two more weeks

marinading Shiori

>>66930234
>LCS
/shig/ is Dota turf

>>66930269
Ew.

Killing all Mobafags

Shaving Shiori's head bald

with Shiori

>>66930104
I don't have uplifting. I have a question tho. Would you rather have a game with half assed romance or no romance at all? If the latter, would you want the characters to still be opposite sex of the protagonist?

>>66930355
well who else would be present in shaving her head?

making Shiori get her 3000 1AM steppies in on my face and wenis (replace w with p)

>>66930104
There is a incoming update for HSR in some minutes, sad thing is just a free homo

>gachafags

Prompt in one hour!

Shiori prompting me to walk into the sea and let it take me

I love her so much.

>>66930809
Is it today? I wanted to go to bed early...

>>66930883
Supposed to be, yeah

she cute

It got cold and my nipples got hard.

>>66931284

>>66931445
Thanks, I needed more blushing Shioris to add to my collection.

>>66931284
Please be in London.

>>66931549
Sad to say but I'm not the librarian. And I'm a guy.

I like putting up Christmas decorations, but I also like taking them down.
Festivities are great. The feeling of returning to normalcy is also nice.

>>66931728
>I like putting up decorations
ARE YOU A BIOLOGICAL WOMAN? MARRY ME

>>66931762
?? There's nothing girly about having decorations faggot.

>>66931868
ANSWER THE QUESTION

>>66922274
How can you fuck the perspective up this bad jesus

>>66932100
I've seen far worse

I lost my 50/50 on dr.ratio cone, It's over.

>>66932310
get fucked

>>66922295
I can't believe I actually recognized hoxy just from a glance

>>66932310
Fate of a gachafag.

>>66932310

Good morning, I love Shiori.

>>66932526
Good morning

>>66929676
>reminded that I'm a subhuman in every metric.
I don't understand this. I see so many people say stuff like this. I came to the opposite understanding. You're not subhuman, anon. Normal people are. It's obvious, really.

10 minutes

Will it be a new Vella variant?

Novella Fart Smella

https://twitter.com/mayu_hojo/status/1747673135011553606

>>66933208
Was there a furryvella yet?

>>66933366
AAAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEE SEXVELLA GET OUT OF MY HEAD

>>66933208
Wenis with a Pvella

Cooking Shiori a nice meal.

Oh fuck

>>66933698
Yeah, a knuckle sandwich

What are the sexual connotations for this prompt?

She caught me. It's over.

>>66933765
She found out you're a filthy sexfag and you're getting executed.

She found your history posts here, you know what you did.

I'll like every fan fiction post shiori puts up on members but I aint reading that

>>66933765
This one you can be as sex as you can because you're already guilty

>>66934015
destroy

Novelites.. your oshi..

>>66934128
This is a trick. She's going to make your sentence even worse if you do this.

Okay I'm writing but this one I'm 100% sure is not getting hearted

>>66934341
I only got one heart ever and now I'm craving them like a junkie

>>66934389
Proof?

>>66934444
Proof of what?

>>66934257
Is cute? yes

>>66934463
I've never saw any account with one heart only

>>66934510
What sort of weirdo keeps track??

>>66934554
schizos, sisters, etc
don't reply to him

>>66934554
You can just click on the profile and it shows, its not that hard to just see it

>>66934597
How

>>66934639
go to a vod on mobile, click on the profile pic of a random person.

No no not again nooo

where is it

I have 0 hearts because I never post, I'm the most hated Novelite

>>66934738
oh nice. Yeah it says 1 received on mine. Not posting it tho

>>66934822
deservedly so

>>66934822
I barely even post in chat, so I'M the most hated novelite!

>>66934822
The most hated Novelite would be someone who posts but has never gotten hearted once.

>>66934847
you must be new or only have 1 comment posted, there's no way

>>66935030
not 1 comment dumbass ONE HEART

abducting Shiori and chaining her to the radiator

it's always so funny how Shiori once she makes a joke absolutely can't let go of it and keeps making it over and over

>>66935049
I will find you

>>66935168
The beginning of the Piper Perri couch arc...

>>66935168
What example are you thinking of right now?

In Soviet Russia Shiori loves you

>>66935337
wow this is getting freaky dicky now

>>66935251
onion rings
>>66935108
i'm gonna grape shiori in the mouth!

I have memberships to plenty of girls but I never post
what do

>>66935412
nothing

>>66935412
you're great, you're keeping you mental darkness in check

Newyearvella seems too happy about sentencing you...

Alright. Got my response in. Good luck, hope you enjoy it if you read it. I wish those who wrote, get a heart.

>>66935716
it still freaks me out how you get a new ip everytime

>>66935771
It freaks me out how you know that he gets a new ip every time.

>>66924668
81 here. Constant negative thoughts. College began today for me and it looks like I’m missing my first class. Need to get my shit together somehow

Shiori accidentally seeing my self harm scars and I feel embarrassed and ashamed but part of me feels strangely relieved knowing that another human being knows about them and can perhaps offer me sympathy, until she winces and calls me a faggot

>>66935925
4chanx?

>>66935771
For shitposting purposes

>>66935771
I transcend dimensions. Currently…

In your walls, anon.

I am going to be a dirty numberlover, but I need to say this.

Shiori, for the love of God, stop playing this random kusoges. I don't know how you found the peppa game, if you put the list with perm games into random.org or if you had a random thought. But please stop.

I understand that Advent has kinda split the games, with Bijou being the gamer, fwmc the weeaboo ojiisan, and Nerissa seems the collab machine (desu she clearly invests more in the singing aspect) so I will not ask to play Hotline miami nor I will ask you to play fomo games like suika was.

I am all in with niche horror games, it fits the lore, the look, and how much you like rpgmaker games.
But please, please, more everhood and less peppa pig. Just go to steam, horror, and sort them by rated while looking though them.
It doesn't even need to be horror, needy streamer overload was a fun run. More of that.

Ok I wrote that post, read the thread, and saw >>66935951

Are you guys ok? do you need a hug?

Didn't read.

>>66936230
To be clear I don't have self harm scars, that's just for the fantasy/joke scenario. Worst I ever did was stab myself in the thigh with a pen

>>66936203
I don't know why Peppa Pig has got some of you guys' panties in a knot. It's clear it was just a one-off joke game.

>>66936203
Well at least we know she doesn't have perms for the other peppa pig game. GOD IS GOOD

>>66935716
Jake? Otherwise your prompt may have been shadowbanned.

>>66936346
Because she paid 30 bucks for it, she paid and I feel scammed.

>>66936230
I am not okay but that's fine.

>>66936266
shiori is so cute when she's grumpy

>>66936230
I'm not at all OK

>>66936346
Personally is because Shiorin says random shit she plans to do but usually doesn't follow on it (Yes, I get that sometimes is because of management) but for some reason this piece of shit kusoge is something that she really wanted to do and it baffles me.

>>66936230
we have some edgy posters, and some people who like to larp for attention
You get used to it, or you end filtering them

>>66936407
His reply is fine. I don't even want to and I still notice.

>>66936203
>I don't know how you found the peppa game
She probably saw one of the homos play it, that's usually where she gets most of her game choices from

>new ip

Oh, it's the sisters. Okay.

forced sex with shitposting sisters

what the fuck is going on, did i filter some melty without knowing?

>>66936533
It's okay anon, peppa pig stream will not hurt you anymore, it won't happen again.

>>66936692
>one shitposter makes a single post
>5 idiots comment about it

shiori giving you the silent treatment because you pressed the elevator button and she likes pressing the elevator button

Alright, now that we know it's sisterposting, let's go back to talking about the prompt. What are you guilty for anon?

>>66936794
Too much cooming. But I can't say that in the prompt

>>66936790
I would never press the elevator button if I don't have to, I get anxious about pressing the wrong button

>Seething about Peppa Pig, despite Shiori playing Sonic
That one will do more irreversible damage to the fanbase, and she likes it.

>>66936794
I'm a giant failure.

>>66936888
What? Pressing the elevator button is the fun part!

>>66936888
>I get anxious about pressing the wrong button
Bro that gives Shiori the ick...
You're supposed to know which button to press, then tell Shiori to press it. It accomplishes three things
>It shows her that you're intelligent and capable of making informed decisions
>It shows her that you're dominant (ordering her to press the button)
>She gets to press the button and be happy about it

>>66936919
Yeah because all the other Holos that played Sonic got ruined by it, right?

>>66936203
More Chilla’s Art, you say? Okay!

>>66936794
I'm innoncent as charged

>>66936983
>all the other Holos that played Sonic
Ah yes Kronii & Gura, shining examples of consistent streaming, specially the latter. I'm sure their fan bases still look fondly at those times.

>>66936976
A relationship with Shiori would be the dream huh...

>>66936794
I'm unhappy with my life but don't actually try particularly hard to fix anything

>>66937118
Is Gura and Kronii Sonic better than Gura and Bae Peppa Pig? She's not the first Holo to do it so this tantrum is silly

>>66937032
Beats puppet combo at least

>>66936203
You should realize that Shiori is a major shitposter herself. If she knows something is going to be cringey/cursed she'll be more inclined to do it because she thinks it'll be funny. That's why she wanted to do a cover of Filthy Frank's STFU and wants to make a novelite dating VN

I still feel like there's no way that guy is serious about it, really ? Yesterday's stream was the breaking point?

becoming Shiori's woman

Peppa Pig is haram

>>66937192
I meant it as if to say that nobody that watches them remembers or cares about those streams they played it like one then never again. Also Gura got stuck for an hour on a puzzle that Shiori did in 3 minutes (Go my gamer w*fe)

>>66937250
Honestly feels like one of those teens that won't play Pokemon anymore because they've grown out of it and are embarrassed.

>>66937284
Put on the dress

So, a few days ago, I decided to try out your oshi while I worked. My thoughts:
She's fucking adorable and I can see why you all love her and could possibly gosling for her. She's also someone I think is perfect for clipping. Clips condense her thoughts and tangents into smaller pieces. I don't know how you bros do it, it was wild just trying to keep up with her. I'm probably gonna need to stick to clips from now on. I would summarize my experience akin to eating a lot of ice cream at one time: the ice cream is delicious so I kept eating, I got brain freeze but kept eating, and once I was finished I told myself "maybe in moderation next time"
Your oshi is great.

>>66937378
Thank you mysterious stranger. You're right, she's the cutest.

Shiori should play Pajama Sam.

>>66936790
>>66936976
These hit me deep in my heart

>>66937378
Thank you anonymous
You get used it to her tangents per second after watching more, glad you had fun.

>>66937378
We don't do it, I can't even remember most of the stuff from yesterday

>>66936976
Punishing Shiori by pushing the elevator buttons before her for a whole month, then seeing her face light up when you tell her she can push it.

Shiori should try reaching the top of the Showdown Gen 9 Random Battles ladder

>>66937250
>>66937333
I am the guy who wrote >>66936203

And yeah I am serious. I was already annoyed by awful games like puppet combo and radio station, but Peppa was the straw that broke the camel's back.

Also I played pokemon until I was 27, I dropped them after usum because the game got too bad.

>>66937661
Shiori is the type of girl to use a ground type move on a flying type because she thinks it'll "ground" them.

>>66937378
It's a fun experience, I get timelag and remember what she's said hours or days later when I'm doing something unrelated. Shiori did say that and then I'll smile.

Getting Shiori pregante

>>66937876
She wants a prebuilt she doesn't want her willy wonka factory to start

>>66937656
What did Shiori do to deserve such punishment?

>>66937906
she's only saying that to us, what do you think will happen if she openly says she's looking for someone to marry her and have kids with

>>66924668
10 or something. Worried about an upcoming exam but I'm listening to music and not doing anything about it because I dont give that much of a fuck

>>66938011
She compared pregnancy to alien infestation.

Looks like no Rissa for Palworld.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUeuj4d03oM

>>66938287
Too much sex with Kiara

>>66938244
Okay and? She wouldn't be honest about this with us at all.

>>66937378
Yeah it do be like that. My brain disconnects every 30 minutes or so during her streams from sensory overload

>>66938011
I mean Rissa and Marine have said that they want kids in the future and nothing bad happened. But Shiori has stated before that she wants to travel around the world and her cats are already enough. Shiori is not a hag yet so she still has time

>>66924668
Very low
I am looking forward to buying a bunch of stuff to start a bigger and bigger vegetable garden.
Looking through cultivars and stuff

>>66938244
This is exactly what my gf did. Until she found out she was infertile. Then she celebrated.

>>66938359
This is different from never ever wanting to have kids still

>>66938355
And she wouldn't need to come up with a rant about it to be dishonest. That's genuine disgust.

>>66938424
Well, yeah, nobody knows what the future has in store. Maybe she'll change her mind later.

>>66938244
>>66938386
A woman that doesn't give birth is like a toaster that doesn't grill bread

>>66938578
Rratman, come to me.
Shiori broke her womb by masturbating too hard and that's why she tells the story of sticking a knife into the toaster.

>>66938612
You will get pregnant one day Shiori, I'll make sure of it

Insisting that I impregnate Shiori because I want my kids to be my own, then abandoning her with the baby once it's born and making her a single mother

You're all guilty.

>>66938643
I don't think that's how it works...

>>66938578
Wrong, it's like a car that doesn't have a radio. I can still drive, I can still get to where I want, I just don't have music along the way.

Shioraven my beloved

>>66938813
I'll have Flipvella appeal the verdict

Btw, relating to that topic of Shiori having a picnic with her dog... is this a potential case of a woman having ''tight and deep'' relationships with their dog?

>>66939057
it might be a potential case of you reading too much weird hentai

>>66939057
Why are you like this

>>66937118
>missed 4AM Kronii cavewoman talking about fishing in Sonic

>>66939057
Why are sexfags like this?

How hard would Shiori kick (You) in the balls?

>>66939057
Well, guess I know what I'm doing with the AI today

listening to Shiori's sexual innuendas

>>66939563
I love how quick her wit is with jokes like that.

reminder that shiori is about to have a collab with a random jp senpai before even having done a single 1-on-1 collab with her own genmates fwmc

>D*rth has another alt account

S-Team can't do anything right...

>>66940116
Doggos are two people you literally can't have a one on one with them. But I support a Fuwawa collab.

>>66940201
You already posted this yesterday
stop letting random people rent free in your mind

>これは片思いだけど、俺はシオリのことを世界の誰よりも愛している!
>いつもシオリのことを考えている!
>シオリのために俺を全部犠牲にする!
>俺のゴスなシオリ姫の可愛い声がいつも好きだ!
>永遠にシオリのそばにいる!
>俺の空想でシオリと子供を作るために、シオリといつも手を握って、ラブラブエッチする!

Shiori, ég elska þig!

>>66940201
I'm more surprised that prechat is finally dead.

Shiori is going to humiliate herself and us in front of all of the Adventrix by singing some fucking stupid rap crap instead of actually trying to show she's committed to being an idol.

>>66940237
Sister shitpost report and ignore

>>66941207
Not to mention another fucking unarchived karaoke instead of taking this seriously. It's been nearly six months when is she going to stop this.

>>66941207
>>66941286
>Karaoke relay
>Unarchived
Henmama and S-team are incompetent if they can't tell her why this is a bad idea. Her frame will be the only one missing when looking back. She's ruining the Advent event.

>>66941445
Does shiori even know any archivable songs?

>>66941286
She is watching JP utawaku archives to pick songs, said so a couple of streams ago. Please sperg out about some other stupid shit, I gejuinely care about this and don't want to catch flak later.

>>66941445
Fuwamoco are not archiving their first frame and aren't sure if Biboo and Nerissa will archive theirs.

Shiori giving me a nursing handjob and calling me a good boy before letting me fall asleep on her thighs

>>66942387
This must be what heaven is like

>>66942387
Shiori will accidentally choke your cock and then be insistently sorry for being too rough

>>66926771
she got fatter...

Shiori thinks a nursing handjob is sticking needles in your dick.

>>66943292
That's a good thing

>>66943244
There's no girl on the planet who could ever choke your cock hard enough compared the death grip a lot of people here use to chronically masturbate.

>>66942387
I liked the idea that Shiori would start giving a handjob and then slow down as she gets distracted talking about something, but remembers she's jerking you off and speeds up again but then slows down again.
Someone said it better in another thread and I found the idea hot.

when she suckin on yo nuts but you a gangsta

God, after all we know I'm VERY dissapointed on the quality of some shiggers. By this point I expected us to be a fanbase as strong as haatons, yet I think we may be below freaking saplings.

>>66944763
We were always most similar to Saplings and Teamates than any other fanbase. Not sure what you expected.

>>66944763
Have you ever watched those media for girls where one of the leads is a bony nervous wreck of a man with pale skin, long messy black hair, looking like they are a bad day away from breaking down?

Well we are that, and Shiori forged us like this.

>>66944763
I'm fine.

shiori getting the ick because of my gross tiny wrists

>>66944763
What caused you to write this now?

>>66944763
I'm stronger than the British and that's what matters.

>>66945207
Watching the Pepa pig VOD while also catching up on the threads.

>>66944763
I am god's weakest shigger

I can't believe Peppa Pig was the trigger for a bunch of shiggers

>>66945690
>bunch
It was two guys WHO DIDNT EVEN COMPLAINED ON THE VOD

>>66945739
3 now with this guy above us

Shiori was cute.
Shut the fuck up Novelites.

>>66946069
was?

>>66946114
too fat now

Why is she obsessed with prostate exams?

>>66945739
I don't like to complain under the vod, it feels too rude.

If you want to talk with Shiori she's on prechat and it's slow as fuck

>>66945739
I'm too much of a pussy to complain on the vod. I keep the seething to myself

>>66946692
I am too scared to talk to girls

>>66946692
>open prechat
>first message is "Hello, D*rth~"

Yeah I'm good thanks

*Shiori Nerdvella* Infinite breadsticks? You know that's logically impossible, right?

>>66947196
Oh yeah? Watch this. *takes you to Olive garden*

>>66947196
*logistically

>>66947269
Hi Nerdvella, how's it going

>>66946784
Same

hi

>>66947445
hey

>>66947445
hi

>>66947445
Hey

I love Shiorin

Kissing SHIORI

>>66947587
Nice pits

Should I beat off

>>66943444
Guilty as charged

I don't know if I should go back to college to do something I'm genuinely interested in (but would be difficult) or just try to huff it with something I could theoretically get into with no additional training or experience that'd pay similarly but would be really boring.

>>66948410
Whether college or trade school or a business venture, just do anything that isn't a shitty fast food or retail job that makes you want to kill yourself. Wasted a large chunk of my 20's realizing that and then quitting my job and going back to finish school.

ANYC badges go on sale tonight if any of you anons are interested in going since Hololive EN has had some presence there the last few years

I really like this image for some reason

>>66948883
>>66948883

I rate this page a 2/10

I'm going to sleep.

>>66949390
good night