/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I am going to shadowban your loli shark girl again. You pedophile weebs and your beloved "content" is not welcomed on my platform. Do you realize how many complaints from advertisers and Christians I get because of that underage bitch?
Fuck your japanese fetish.

I think Gura might be stupid

>>668383
its okay Gura, you still cute

>>668383
Gura is cute today too!

huhaha

Enma love!

https://twitter.com/achan_UGA/status/1361862951024484352

>I am looking forward to see Kiara's desperate hunger for Pekora-san!
What did she mean by this?

>schizos actually think Gura is being retarded on purpose
Chumbuds...

I WANT TO MATING PRESS ZOOMBIE I WANT TO HUFF ZOOMBRAP I WANT TO SNIFF HER STITCHES I WANT TO EAT OLLIE'S ROTTING FLESH SCRAPS I WANT TO FIND NEW BODY PARTS FOR OLLIE WHEN THE OLD ONES FALL APART I WANT TO GIVE OLLIE MY TYPE O+ BLOOD SO SHE CAN SURVIVE THE BODY PART GRAFTING I WANT TO TAKE PARTS OFF OF ZOOMBIE SO I CAN MAKE HER A SIBLING I WANT TO BATHE IN HER BILE I WANT TO BRUSH ZOLMBIE TEETH I WANT TO WIPE THE BLOOD OFF OF ZOOMBIE AND DRINK IT I WANT ZOOMBIE TO WRAP ME IN HER TONGUE AND BEAT ME UP I WANT ZOOMBIE TO POUNCE ON ME I WANT ZOOMBIE TO SCREAM IN MY EARS AND CHASE ME THROUGH A MANSION I WANT TO INFECT ZOOMBIE WITH A VIRUS AND WATCH HER MUTATE I WANT TO GET CRUSHED BY ZOOMBIE I WANT ZOOMBIE TO SIT ON MY FACE I WANT TO LIGHT ZOOMBIE ON FIRE WITH A MOLOTOV COCKTAIL I WANT TO SET OFF A CAR ALARM TO SUMMON A HORDE OF ZOOMBIES I WANT TO EAT THE NAGGOTS OUT OF ZOOMBIES PUSSY I WANT ZOOMBIE TO SLOWLY REMOVE MY LIMBS WITH A PENCIL I WANT TO POUND OLLIE SO HARD HER LIMBS FALL OFF I WANT TO SLOWLY TAKE OFF HER STITCHES I WANT LOOK FOR A WAY TO REVIVE ZOOMBIE I WANT TO CLONE ZOOMBIE AND USE HER CLONES TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD I WANT TO CREATE A BUNCH OF ROBOTS FOR ZOOMBIE CLONES TO FIGHT I WANT TO FUCK ZOOMBIE IN THE MISSIONARY POSITION I WANT TO HAVE BEASTIALITY SEX WITH ZOOMBIE I WANT TO BURY ZOOMBIE ALIVE THEN DIG HER UP I WANT TO RAISE A FAMILY WITH ZOOMBIE I WANT TO LIVE A NICE ISLAMIC LIFE WITH ZOOMBIE I WANT ZOOMBIE TO SNAP MY SPINE LIKE A TWIG I WANT TO BRING ZOOMBIE TO THE GYM TO HEAR HER BED VOICE I WANT TO SURVIVE AN APOCALYPSE I WANT TO POG-GASM WITH ZOOMBIE I WANT TO PUT ZOOMBIE IN THE BOSTON CRAB AND MAKE HER TAP OUT I WANT TO GERMAN SUPLEX ZOOMBIE WITH ZOOMBIE I WANT TO THROW ZOOMBIE OFF OF A 8 STORY BUILDING ONTO A BURNING TABLE I WANT I WANT TO EAT A WORM OUT OF ZOOMBIES ASSHOLE ZOOMBIE TO EAT MY BRAIN AND COCK SO I CAN COOMBIE

>>668406
May?

She's getting dumber by the second.

>>668403
something will happen to your mom this night

Why do vtubers love Papers, Please so much? You'd think they'd shy away from it given that it has explicit political themes and they usually want to avoid any kind of political controversy (especially after the Coco shit).

I love Enma!

I love you Gura!

Reminder that MY oshi is DUMBER than YOUR oshi which means she's CUTER!

Soon

Hope this works

>>668403
I rill sue you for this, susan

>NO FUCKING FOREIGNERS!

You guys told me Gura dropped the dumb shark kayfabe

Hello friends!
As promised, here's that Hololive EN character pool for XCOM 2

Preview Video: https://streamable.com/ro4n5v

Pastebin with the file and the workshop requirements:
https://pastebin.com/aGw1N1wZ

I tried to keep it down on required mods, but it still ended up being a lot. Fortunately most of the required mods are already popular for their utility (more faces/more hairs/ more colors) so they should be useful to your game outside of just this character pool.

If you don't download the requirements and just use the character pool, it technically will still work, but they'll be broken colors, missing armor, etc. Do so at your own risk.

>>668403
SUSAN HATE

>>668412
Kiara is desperate, this is not anything new

Gura...

>>668406
>might

I don't think Gura's ever read an entire book.

>>668403
FUCK YOU SUSAN

Bottom left, buddy

CUNNY LOVE

I think Kolechia SUCKS

>>668383
I love my retarded sharkwife

Imagine getting denied for having a different haircut

>>668421
slavs aren't real politics

>>668409
At least they're all still alive.
That's something...right?

hehe yeb

Goola...you have twintails...

I love her chit-chat

>>668423
TOOOOOOOOODDDDDDD

>>668412
>its real

twintailbros...

>>668432
Retard Fateposter

>we don't like twintails here
chammers...

NO I W__ A_ W___ AND MISSED >>666666

tHOUGHTS?

Towa...

>We don't like twintails here
But Gura...

Gura you have twintails...

>>668423
>Enma "negotiated" for rights to Bethesda games with Todd
>Now Todd can't stop thinking about her

I love my retarded daughtersisterwife!

I came here to laugh at you nanora

>>668421
anon, nobody cares as long as they don't say what they think (And even they have a little bit of leeway.)

>>668423
I bet you do Todd

>>668440
She's read Konosuba, I think

>chumbabies think papers please is a yab game

>>668432
she did, now she's just dumb

>>668453
based

>>668428
The file refrenced in the url has to be hosted on catbox or pomf

It is no nation we inhabit, but a language.
Make no mistake; our native tongue is our true fatherland.
- Emil Cioran, Romanian Philosopher.

>>668428
I don't know much about making soundposts but I don't think youtube links work for it

>>668403
Go make Ethan Klein eat your cunt again

>>668447
DEATH TO KOLECHIA!

>>668432
>kayfabe

>>668446
Glory to Arstrozka!

>>668403
fuck you, Susan.

>>668412
Never change A chan

Last two digits of this post is Gura's IQ

https://twitter.com/achan_UGA/status/1361862951024484352?s=19
>I am looking forward to see Kiara's desperate hunger for Pekora-san!
lol A-chan. Well she might be disappointed if Kiara has indeed calmed down about Pekora now

>We don't like twintails here
Gura, you have twintails...

>>668445
God I wish that was me

I knew Gura was a filthy wetback, but I didn’t think she was a psycho! I mean really, who sane puts ice in their chocolate milk? She ought to be deported for the safety of our children!

>>668427
scientifically proven!

>>668423
(EXCITED SHAKING)

>>668478
Manga is NOT literature.

Best Gura stream by far

gura is way too kind and trusting for this job

>>668423
We know you do, Todd.

Hey friend!

>>668479
Imagine if Gura played L.A. Noire.

>>668421
The Soviet Union collapsed 30 years ago, anon

I know she can be a dummy most times but if what I've read in last thread is true, it sounds extremely intentional.

>>668484
>Just started a MGSV playthrough
>All of a sudden I notice an increase of MGSV quotes
I'm being gangstalked...

Gurame love!

Well, her family is going to die.

>almost 30k viewers
you faggots told me Gura was declining

>>668479
The subject matter is mature considering Gura generally plays minecraft for the children

>>668453
thanks Risu

>>668412
What the fuck A-chan

>no food
>no heat
gura.........................

>family starving to death
>family freezing to death
>WERE MAKING MONEY LETS GOOOOO
gooruh...

>>668514
What

>>668514
It's not

Jesus that soldier was terrible at aiming

>>668498
ROY HATE

Wait, didnt she not pay rent or heat? Also can she kill the terrorists?

Sometimes I think I should have made a Gura sign but other times..

>WE'RE MAKING MONEY
>No food or heat
I don't think she understands how this works

>ignores cold family members
gura...

>WE'RE MAKING MONEY
>*no food*

lmao she didnt read out the word terrorist attack nor commented on it

>I didn't read that. I hope nothing's different.

>barely paying rent
>I'M MAKING MONEY
goorah...

>>668431
Based

>>668466
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!

>>668386
Agreed anon. I doubt it'll even turn into a good "redemption arc".

Just more food for the clippers.

>we're making money

THIS STINKY BRAT.

>>668520
>Believing Nutsack lies

>>668514
You have to be an actual idiot to believe Gura is really stupid. Or you just never really listen to anything she says.

I have pretended to be mentally retarded for seven years.

she's taking it seriously now

>Its going to be ok
>No food
>No water
Gura...

fatto catto rep completed

Dead family RTA

>we're making money!!!
>doesn't notice the radio buttons
>family is starving and cold

>>668421
They play the game because its another option besides Apex, Minecraft or some shit like Nier these days... also they love the music
I hate commies but their music is awesome
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WurYM9PL4mo&ab_channel=Sui

>>668520
>still falling for seanig rrats almost 6 months in
jej

>>668538
>still playing TF2 in 2021

>>668514
Anon she has ADHD what do you think

Only 20 more hours until the next Amelia stream Teafriends, we're gmi!

>>668409
Shoop gura behind the bars

>>668577
t. deadbeat

>finishes with the first person
>"is it time for lunch yet?"
how is she so lazy bros

>Gura is so retarded some chumbuddies think it has to be fake
Just accept her stupidity, she is cute! Cute!!

>>668453
That's a Yeb alright!

>>668514
>Taking thread takes instead of watching the fucking stream

>>668550
What do you anons get out of being cynical? Genuinely, what does it matter if she's actually a Papers, Please god and just acting like an idiot?

>>668520
shes reclining...

>>668542
Probably smart, considering the mysterious nature of The Algorithm.

>the xmen
fucking gura i swear to god

He isn't wolverine you racist shork

>>668535
You can choose not to pay for food or heat to save some cash (or if you literally can't afford it). It's risky cause it can make a family member sick/starve to death, though. You can get the ability to kill terrorists for extra cash later.

>>668453
What did she mean when she uploaded a video today titled YEBEBEBEBEBEBEBEBE?

>>668574

GURA MY FAMILY IS STARVING AND FREEZING TO DEATH LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

>>668514
She is genuinely retarded but not retarded enough to not know that she's retarded so she plays up her retardation

>>668577
o-ogey

>>668520
Gura is recycling.

>>668577
MEIDOS

>>668504
Manga IS Literature!

Has Gura realized she's a cog in the machine of a Soviet era shithole and that she's supposed to be discriminating the fuck out of these people if she wants her family to survive yet?

Uh oh! We only have 247 image slots left! Quick, post your oshi before you can't!

>>668577

>>668577

>>668498
for putting ice on fucking chocolate roy? i thought new york had bigger problems

>>668515
I've had this experience too, I think it's that your mind subconsciously filters out references you don't get

>>668593
Holy shit I just realized Risu looks like Ryza

>>668576

>>668577
>its true

>>668593
Anon she's unironically here

>>668608

>>668559
Pleasantly Plump Puss!

>>668577
Wait what?

>>668594
Yes, today

>>668613
kek

>>668520
This is a buff game

>>668608
You don't need to remind me Anon

Gura is cuter than usual today

>>668593
HE'S HERE

The dirty foreigners WILL be denied by Atlantan royalty

>>668593
SHE'S HERE maybe

>>668574
Ame love!
Just getting some work done with her shark wife playing on the side, I trust you guys are holding up.

>>668574
Yep, this still hurts.

>Guy has a mustache
>She still checks to see if he's a dude
Gura...

>>668613
pff

>>668587

>>668608

>>668577

>>668577

>>668577
>its true

What better place to start than at the end?

That’s misleading. When beholden at the same time, “start” and “end” are entirely subjective interpretations of the passage of “time” within a subject, is it not? What ever the end might be, it is merely the start of a new event. The epilogue is merely the prologue of a new chapter. In more simple terms, the end of a turn at a road is merely the start of a new road to traverse.

Simple and logical. Easy deductions and observations that any human who are above a certain threshold of ability should be perfectly capable of understanding. It is better this way really.

No need to overly complicate things. There is no need to confuse anyone. There is no need to confuse anyone else on their reality. No need for anyone to have a peak behind the curtains. No need to lift the veil of their limited reality to show them the vastness of infinity for them to behold. This will most certainly make any being capable of rational thought go mad.

I am merciful that way I guess. A lot better than the ones Ina serves at least. I have to admit however that I am not without the temptation... nor did I not act on it.

I digress on that. You’re reading my journal aren’t you? You should already know who you are dealing with. Who you are reading the words from... or more accurately, what kind of being you are reading the words from.

To keep things simple and to hopefully allow Ina and Gura some measure of being able to understand things once I explain everything to them fully, I am writing on this journal that is disguised as a small notepad. I think Ina will be able to understand it a lot more deeply that Gura. However, Gura will be the one that will be quickest to just accept it. She’s stupid like that. I like her that way however. That simple mindedness and bluntness... That’s why I love her... Hmn? How can a Journal be disguised as a small notepad? In very simple terms, I am warping the space around the journal for it to be like it. Not very simple? Sorry, Space and Time are correlated after all. It is as simple as I can explain it really.

I guess I can say that this started when I was told that I was gonna visit Grandpa Holmes for the last time...

“Guh...”

I blinked.

>>668605
Realizing there's not enough depressing 80's kino.

>>668581
She's here and she's cute!

>>668577
You- guh!- you good there?

>>668514
Did you also know that Kiara isn't really a phoenix?

>>668555
Oh I think she's an idiot. Just not as big an idiot as she portrays

>>668605
She can't even do her job properly much less discriminate intentionally

>>668631
>maybe
>heh, I see you /vt/

This is the kino I like to see skibibap bap bap bap

>>668613
I love how you could see this as her being in jail or her being the jailer mocking you

A-ME!

>>668593
She enjoys the constant flow of Jeb!

>>668577

>>668613
In a truly just world, this would’ve happened the moment that shark jumped out of the water! Just goes to show you how low our great country has sunk, Cole.

Mori must be suffering watching this

she just has ADHD schizos

>>668577
What sorcery is this?

BUNKERCHAN???

>>668656
*CLAP CLAP*
NEXT MEME

Gura's chat is looking more retarded than usual. I bet they never even played the game

>>668670
*casts a spell to make this post shitty*

>>668657
Skibidee bap mdada

>>668577

>>668577
What the fuck

>>668656
Clap clap

>>668577
Somethings wrong.
THIS ISN'T RI

>>668630
I Gura being royalty canon?

>>668613
Her retard smile makes it too perfect.

>>668574
Will we make it through the move arc though?

>chat stop it
What did they do?

>>668666
You tell us, Literally Satan.

>>668656
*APLAUSO* *APLAUSO*
SIGUIENTE MEME!

>I think I'm winning.

>>668577

Gura is such a fucking zoomer that she has to check everyones gender...

Gura is dumber than I thought, I can't believe it. She somehow made me love her more

>>668577
Uhh, meidos?

>>668630
uuuuuoooohhhh gura's toes

>>668686
Someone just asked her to bonk chat.

>>668670
masaka...it's caught in an infinite loop to be the shittiest post possible!

>Your face looks like a hard-boiled egg
Gura... your dinner reps...

>>668577

>>668670
The spell fizzled!

>>668663
ROY LOVE GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA

>Looks for a correlation between the date and his face
>No correlation
>Doesnt try anything else
????????

I love Reine!

Chris chama...

>>668583
I just think it is a shame to act like an idiot for easy entertainment. She could play decently and be just as entertaining.

I am taking an image slot for ma boy.

Mori Love

>main antagonist of hololive has glasses

>>668670

>>668577
What!?

>>668670
It worked!

Has Gura said a single joke this entire stream?

It's fucking expired deny it what the fuck Gura

>>668453
Congratulations yeb poster for getting this soundpost into the top 11 reposted images on /vt/ within 2 weeks.

>>668670
STOP! HALT!

BALDCHADS WW@?

I love Enma!

>>668664
She's probably too busy UUUUUUOOOOOOHHHHHing over how dumb Gura is

>>668651
Yes she is...

>>668689
Typical Fatefag

>your face looks like a hardboiled egg
Would you accept this compliment from Gura?

>>668726
The entire stream is already comedy enough

>>668711
This game is a litteral IQ test I swear.

JORJI!

ENTER

ENTER

ENTER

>>668670
it worked!

ENTER

>>668656

>>668577
??????????

>i gotta get paid, sorry

jorji...

>>668577
>>668670

>>668577
I see...

>>668716
But you don't have a definitive answer to if that's really the case, so why add unnecessary stress to your stream experience by thinking in that manner?

>>668670

>>668686
there's some spam going on I think

>>668664
I wonder if they talked about the game, which made Gura curious to play, and Mori came by to watch. They are brothers!

>>668577
>>668670

JORJI LOVE

Oh Jorgi...

...I didn't know the game could give you tips like this.

My shark is so dumb I love her

>>668670
You have no power here watamage!

Gura is fucking retarded

>>668577

GURA YOU DUMBO

Gura...

Gura...

Gooruh...

>>668582
I'm watching dagger also I'm going off collective reactions. Seems intentional.

HoloPro should play Orwell

Gura....

what the fuck is she talking about

gura...

I didn’t know the game had tips

s-shes pretending... shes only pretending.... r-right?

Gura...you watched Mori play this...

goora....

>>668761
Nose...

Holy shit, she's so retarded that she actually triggered a tutorial that I didn't know existed

>>668726
Joke is that family die and you are sent to gulag
ha ha ha ha ha
Glory to Arstozka

>>668670
IT WORKED!

Gura is getting the retard buff.

Watching Gura play this is... something, alright.

gura you're so fucking stupid

Gura...

my god, gura...

Really gooruh?

Is Gura the dumbest holo?

>Shes getting filtered by jorji

>she thinks jorji wrote the transcript
I love this dumb shark.

Gura...

>>668765
This is the only time it does so, because the rule inspect system isn't super intuitive like everything else.

>>668765
It does if you take too long on the last customer.

...

Retarded girls make my dick hard.

>filtered by jorji

Is Gura actually retarded?

This is fucking PAINFUL

This is the kind of dumb you can't fake.

Didn't Gura claim to have watched Mori play this?

and they called my oshi a moron

>>668796
I love this dumb shark

Chumbuds, your oshi is cute, but she's also kinda stupid

Gura...

gura...

>>668670

>>668577

>>668721
Neck nibbling Moririn!
Cuddling Moririn!
Mori LOVE

Gura is the epitome of what i hate in streamers. At least try to pay attention to what you are doing.

>filtered by jorji

Uhh chumbuds what the fuck is wrong with your oshi

Gura and Aqua collab when?

>>668577
based deadbeat breaking the matrix

My dog is smarter than this shark

Goomba...

>she's going to stamp approve on the audio transcript
I fucking love my retarded oshi

REMINDER:

>Kiara is moving in 2-3 weeks
>Ame is moving in 2-3 weeks
>Gura has been going hard on the Gurame in the past few weeks

The conclusion is that Kiara and Ame are ACTUALLY LOVERS and moving on together. Gura is afraid of losing the love of her life forever and is trying in her own way to confess to Ame and get her to stay. Ina is aware of all of this and is trying to push the Gurame narrative (she is here?).

The reason Takamori has been reclining is because Kiara told Mori on their vacation about her and Ame, hence Mori lashing out during the full gen collab. Mori pretended to be dead during the earthquake for as long as she could, but her peanut brain forgot she was pretending, and accidentally started talking about Shrek.

Gura PLEASE

I'm so confused how anons think she's pretending to be retarded. She's actually retarded...

>Stamping the transcript
Oh my fucking god

Holy shit Gura

Guys.. now hear me out. I know this has never been said before, so I'll be the first in history to say it... but...
I think Gura... might be dumb...

ok FINE GURA I ADMIT IT: I AM IN FACT, FRUSTRATED

I can't take this

>She's trying to fucking approval stamp the audio transcript

Jesus

SHE STAMPED THE AUDIO TRANSCRIPT

OH MY GOD GURA

Gorruh.....

mori with the tech support

She’s overplaying her retardation, she literally watched mori play it and it was the reason she picked it up. There’s no way anyone is this bad, right?

Gura...

And here I thought Furen was a fucking retard. Jesus christ, Gura.

GUUUUUURAAAAAA!!!!

>Mori backseating

>>668826
Unironically don't watch if you don't like it

It's a good thing Gura's cute and sociable because she sure went to town when they were handing out the stupid.

Gura... please...

>Even Calli is backseating

This is peak content

>CALLI backseat gaming
HOLLY SHIT this is gold

Goorah...

Gurachama...

oh nooo the adhd is activating

Why do they always get filtered by the desk?

Where did Gura's IQ go?

>game literally tells you in multiple places what to do
>still can't figure it out
>or read

DEFEND THIS CHUMBUDS

MORI ARE YOU STILL HERE

BACKSEAT HER, PLEASE

>>668817
The dumbest AND the cutest

how is this girl still alive

>>668828
ADD

I'm actually frustrated.

guys please just give her a few minutes
she will get it

So appearently gura can't fucking read

This is so painful even mori's trying to backseat.

JESUS GURA HOW ARE YOU THIS DUMB

Gura...

>Even Mori is telling her what to do
10/10 game play

At some point she's going to create a blackhole with how sharkbrained she is right now

Even Mori can't take it.

Is she really this dumb?

>>668403
Not if I have anything to say about it.

>>668826
>Complaining about streamers as a concept in a vtuber board
>>>/v/

>Even Mori is trying to backseat her
Jesas Gura

>>668826
She is paying attention, she's just really stupid
She can't even do basic math

She has got to be pretending at this point

Does she not know how to read?

guys, my oshi is retarded...

someone send her $100 explaining what to do now

Gura is bad at video games because she got fucked by her boyfriend!
This is the mindset of SEAniggers and dogduckers

Please be patient with my daughterwife

>mori backseating
RUINING ANOTHER STREAM

I stand here all day

>>668876
All women are like this

>Calli is backseating
OH MY GOD

OH LORD HAHAHAHAHAHHA

Gura please stop and think for one second...

Calli...

>>668858
>>668859
>Calli
Go back.

>>668897
t.deadbeat

THIS IS PAINFUL GURA

Chumbuds what is your IQ

>>668817
Yeah, we know...

>>668897
shut up, mori

>>668875
Mori is here and watching our suffering

goo...

>>668826
While I agree with you, she has always been like this what do you expect?

Chumbuds...Our oshi is retarded...

>>668897
then stop backseating

>>668897
mori... don't be so hard with yourself

>>668875
EVEN FUCKING MORI HAS TO BACKSEAT THIS SHIT, CHUMBUDS WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH YOUR OSHI?

How much longer until she's officially more retarded than Aqua?

I'm gonna partially blame chat for this. It's moving so fast she can't see any useful advice, like Mori's post, even when she looks at it.

I haven't been this in pain yet unable to look away since Kiara and Ame's first chess match

>>668897
call Gura

>>668897
Mori!?

>>668897
kek

>>668899
PLEASE JORGI, I HAVE 30,000 PEOPLE WATCHING ME
JUST GO AWAY

Guys... I don't think she's pretending...

You guys still think she's pretending?

Even Mori has had enough retardation for today.

WHY IS BASED AND OUR GUY FROM NOW ON, JORJI, FILTERING GURA SO HARD?

WHY EVERY HOLOLIVE GIRL FUCKING PLAYS THIS GAME? WHAT IS SO GOOD ABOUT IT?