/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Pipkiss

THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK

Jelly is...

>he used the image
nice

I love Panko.
I will always love Panko.
Not a day goes by where I don't think about how much I love Panko.

>>66859892
uoh ToT ToT

I will RAPE this cute little pink rabbit and there is NOTHING you can do to stop me

Lia should be tarred and feathered for this HoloLive and Holostars collab

UUUUU I MISS PANKO

THE GREAT

>ADHD conversion therapy
I like this game, they should make it a mandatory party of schools.

>>66859915

>>66859986
it is only 25½ hours until panko time

Jerry finally noticed me

Pippa should do a thighhighs reveal

Thanks for the zoomer song, Wemi

>Eimi the Rippa

Eimi's read my messages like five times in the past five minutes, do you guys think she'd prefer roses or petunias at our wedding?

>>66860023
I want to wear her used panties like a mask

Pippa is not gfe

Lolicons really are winning big with this gen, huh?

I think Lumi SUCKS

>>66860030
I will watch Hina to fill the Panda-shaped hole inside my heart

Eimi should sing the nigga nigga nigga nigga song, that wwiuld be kino

>NijiEN Gen1 has a graduation
>Hololive Gen1 has a termination

I swear if something happens to one of our girls I'll bomb a YMCA so help me god

>>66859962
SUPER

Lia and Rie are breaking new ground for Phase Connect

>>66860023

>>66859962
Normal.

>>66859962
quickly spiraling into addiction

>>66860163
>I swear if something happens to one of our girls I'll bomb a YMCA so help me god

Pippa is gfe

Cute hamter sniffles...

>>66860163
who tf is that in the middle

>>66860105
Shut it Pippa

>>66860163
>I'll bomb a YMCA
but I heard it's fun to stay there

>>66860262
Yuri
she got terminated/spoiler]

Pippa is rfe

>>66860163
We should bring back Yuri as a flex

>>66859962

>>66860313
you will not trick me Liker

I love Shiina!

Can you sing Pippa the rippa without looking up the lyrics?

>>66860105
She is sexually conservative girl who is really a slut deep down and just needs a man to unlock her desires experience.

>>66860163
statistically speaking, it's incredibly likely we will lose a member this year.

>>66860423
the new shading is really great

>>66860423
this

>>66860417
all women are whores for the right man, make em cum and they'll literally fall in love

>>66860409
No, but I can jerk off to her by imagination alone.

>>66860432
>statistically speaking
Stfu you stupid nerd

Pegging Airi like Pippa!

>>66860102

>>66860520
Based

>>66860520
Imagine the smell

i'm still thinking about that michiru pic

>>66860432
Watch out for any isolated girls.

Would you let Pippa give you a prostate massage? Why or why not?

>>66860484
You don't even have to do that, you can win most women over with snacks and memes

Why must this THWACKING FUCKING DRAGON be in the corner of EVERY FUCKING THREAD ALWAYS CONSTANTLY?

>>66860432
My money is on Uruka but I hope all the girls make it to at least 5 years before any of them move on.

>>66860409
Here's your superstar tonight Oh yeah you know who it is its the one and only Pippa in the house im about to rock you so listen good a mega idol all eyes on me no eyes on you, you think im silly im gonna change the world im gonna fight, fight till the end even if the world is something something i will be by your side uuuuhhhhh A MEGA IDOL

idfk

>>66860587
No
That's nasty

>>66860599
you can make it so the sounds player doesn't open automatically in the settings

>>66860599
THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK

>>66860587
Stop false flagging other talents liker

>>66860372
that would be amazing. i doubt fishman would do it. but holy shit imagine un-graduating a talent

>>66860652
THAT MEANS SHE WON

>>66860594
This is true. Explains why zoomers like Luca screaming pog every minute get so many women wet.

>gura invented sharks

>>66860636
pachi pachi pachi good job anon

Eimi is just kinda boring tbqh

>>66860636
>Pippa in the house
It's Peeeepa in the house

>>66860602
nah i doubt it, she's got a good thing going on and can basically take breaks whenever without upsetting anyone

>>66860738

>>66860776
>can basically take breaks whenever
Thats part of being a vtuber

>>66860599
GET THWACKED GET THWACKED GET THWACKED GET THWACKED GET THWACKED GET THWACKED GET THWACKED GET THWACKED GET THWACKED GET THWACKED GET THWACKED GET THWACKED GET THWACKED GET THWACKED GET THWACKED GET THWACKED

>>66860738
you spelled remi wrong

>Gee En You plus Linux

>>66860766
>Here I come, a mega idol, all eyes on me, no eyes on you
>You think I'm silly, I'm here to save the world, I will fight, fight, until the end

I want to pregnant the hamster

>>66860409
AW
YEAH
HERE'S YOUR SUPERSTAR TONIGHT
YEAH YOU KNOW WHO THIS IS
IT'S YOUR ONE AND ONLY PEEPA IN THE HOUSE
YOU KNOW HOW IT'S GONNA GO DOWN WITH ME, I'M ABOUT TO TELL YOU SO LISTEN GOOD
HERE I COME, A MEGA IDOL
ALL EYES ON ME, NO EYES ON YOU
YOU THINK I'M SILLY
I'M HERE TO SAVE THE WORLD
I'M GONNA FIGHT, FIGHT 'TIL THE END
I AM A SUPERSTAR HERE ON THE SCREEN SO FLY
I AM THE ONE THAT YOU DESIRE DAY AND NIGHT
I AM A SUPERSTAR HERE ON THE SCREEN SO FLY
I AM THE ONLY ONE, YEAH THE RIPPER
I WAS A KID WHO DREAMED TO BECOME
SOMEBODY AWESOME IN THIS WORLD
BUT FATE REALLY SUCKED I HAD TO GIVE UP
IT'S HOW I LOST MY WAY
BUT THEN CAME ALONG A WAY I COULD SHINE
A VIRTUAL SPACE WHERE I CAN BELONG
YOU MAY LAUGH AT ME BUT THAT'S HOW THINGS UNFOLDED IN THIS CRAZY LIFE OF MINE
I MUST WATCH OUT THERE ARE MANY RIVALS WAITING TO EAT ME A ALIVE
I WILL NOT GIVE THE STAGE TO ANYONE
HERE I COME, A MEGA IDOL
ALL EYES ON ME, NO EYES ON YOU
YOU THINK I'M SILLY
I'M HERE TO SAVE THE WORLD
I'M GONNA FIGHT, FIGHT 'TIL THE END
I HAVE INTENSE, BOMB IGNITING THOUGHTS
THEY WILL CREATE SHOCKWAVES IN YOUR BRAIN
NO MATTER WHAT THE CIRCUS MUST GO ON
WE'RE IN THIS CRAZY RIDE TOGETHER YOU AN ME
I AM A SUPERSTAR HERE ON THE SCREEN SO FLY
I AM THE ONE THAT YOU DESIRE DAY AND NIGHT
I AM A SUPERSTAR HERE ON THE SCREEN SO FLY
I AM THE ONLY ONE, YEAH THE RIPPER
AND EVEN IF THE DARKNESS GETSA HOLD OF YOU I'LL BE BY YOUR SIDE
I'LL BE THE SHINING START O LIGHT THE WAY
WE ALL HAVE SCARS INSIDE AND NIGHTS OF TEARS BUT THAT'S OK
YOU'RE NOT ALONE YEAH YOU'RE A PART OF ME, ETERNALLY
HERE I COME, A MEGA IDOL
ALL EYES ON ME, NO EYES ON YOU
YOU THINK I'M SILLY
I'M HERE TO SAVE THE WORLD
I'M GONNA FIGHT, FIGHT 'TIL THE END
I HAVE INTENSE, BOMB IGNITING THOUGHTS
THEY WILL CREATE SHOCKWAVES IN YOUR BRAIN
NO MATTER WHAT THE CIRCUS MUST GO ON
WE'RE IN THIS CRAZY RIDE TOGETHER YOU AND ME SO DON'T LET GO AND JUST BE AWESOME
JUST BE AWESOME
I AM A SUPERSTAR HERE ON THE SCREEN SO FLY
I AM THE ONE THAT YOU DESIRE DAY AND NIGHT
I AM A SUPERSTAR HERE ON THE SCREEN SO FLY
I AM THE ONLY ONE, YEAH THE RIPPER
*DORK LAUGH*

>>66860864
>a mega idol
huh, all this time I thought its omega idol

>>66860880
I want to correct the hamster

>>66860587
Yes.
If that's what she really wants to do, then fine. After how hard I'm going to work her anus it wouldn't be right of me to refuse to let her try it at least once. Besides she might even be good at it with those freakishly long fingers.

>>66860858
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're refering to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.

Lia anal!

[Remi News] Only listen to Wemi ASMR

So is Eimi having the IQ of a hampter part of kayfabe or? I'm it complaining either way

what's going on, posters

>>66860986
>I'm it complaining

>>66860986
It's truthful.

>>66860602
Send the full image of this, need something to jerk off too~

>>66860776
I don't think she'd quit anytime soon, but out of the four Gen1 english members I always felt like she'd be the first to get bored of this. You can argue Lia might go before her but Pippa and Tenma will be doing this until they either die or get run off the internet.

>>66860986
>I'm it complaining

>>66860986
I never said I wasn't retarded as well.
>>66861024
I can respect it.

>>66860372
wasn't around for Yuri, but yesterday I was watching her clips/archive for like 3-4 hours

Yo those fucking cylindrical fish tanks in Lumis video are cool as fuck

>>66860938
Highest iq fan base

>>66860986
>the average vtuber intelligence is raidly decreasing among the entire industry
We're making it, bros!

>>66861136
anon it's an old pasta from /g/...

>>66860432
Doubt it. Considering what the fish has said about graduations, I think he prefers to have members go on "permanent hiatus", unless they get poached by another corpo or terminated, and the chances of poaching are about none (the only bigger corpos are kurosanji and holo, and holo doesn't outright poach from the competition. Everyone else is too small and poor to do it)
It literally costs him nothing to keep an inactive member on the roster.

>>66861114
What the fuck is that? And I mean the yellow thing.

>>66860938
>refering
this is actually a clever joke about RFC 2616

>>66859892
>(embed)
Baking license revoked

>>66860957
excuse me ma'am your large breasticles are in the way of the fish

>>66860737
This didn't even need to be a soundpost, the fucking song plays in my head as soon as I see the case. This and freekstyle were fucking gems.

>>66861160
Fuck
I'm still not deleting my posts because hiding your shame is gay

>yuri graduated
>jerma retired
>paul harrell died
I guess it's time to log off forever

>>66861201
Green
Is
My
Pepper

>>66861055
>Pippa and Tenma will be doing this until they either die or get run off the internet.
that's the best part

if jellyfish does that mean jellymonke

I want to talk to Hina about my home brew imperial guard regiment, she will be so turned on

>Lumi and Miia streaming
>and on separate platforms
home...

>>66861256
No is just jellymoon

>>66861055
Lia almost quit already (multiple times). She is BY FAR the most unstable.

>>66861055
>Acting Pippa wouldent become the first documented lich on death for the sole purpose of being able to stream more.
ngmi

>>66860923
amazing, thank you anon

>>66861211
time to watch this relatively new vtuber named nanobites

Why am I awake right now? Whis Eimi streaming right now? Life is pain.

>>66861313
>wouldent

Is Eimi crazy?

>>66861328
THWACK THWACK THWACK
GET TRAUMA GET TRAUMA GET TRAUMA

>>66861353
Man, its cold fuck off.

>>66861358
she's a hampter

>>66861211
you'll always find new people and watch new chuubas. the search is the hard part, but it can be fun too

>>66861358
Yeah, isn’t she great?

>>66861358
crazy?

>>66861358
she's a woman and also a fujo

Lumi please I am a wilting flower I need your pee

>>66861252
>Hag Pippa doing a drunk stream because she just found out her daughter is a whore who just got knocked up

>>66861211
Jerma's retirement is only partial. Also Vinny's still around at least

Are Phase gonna be the first small corpo to collab with hololive, nijisanji and vshojo?

>>66861411
Pippa and I failed as parents...

Why does she keep singing the rippa? This was like fourth time.

>>66861211
>>paul harrell died
I knew he was getting a lot worse but was something announced?

>>66861416
No. Now go back

>>66861358
Doing nothing on stream is pretty crazy

Give back Green Lumi's bird, knife ear
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IqP9HtgwLw

[Lumi news] don't sex

>>66861211
>Paul Harrell died
Fucking what? I literally just subbed to the dude like 6 months ago

>>66861416
collabing is not an achievement

>>66861434
Let her sing, Pippa

>>66861341
>nanobites
>yuri
They're not the same person, I don't know why you keep spreading this misinformation.

I love this Panda

>>66861416
Yes

>>66861435
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSo1NvVrbEo

>>66861434
Unless you're called Runie, its not easy to talk about nothing while doing nothing.

>>66861290
Yeah but now that she's aware she can just be her authentic retarded fujo spazz self and people will still love her I think she's more likely to keep in the game, a lot of her grad threats came from her being stressed out about having to play a character and worring about numbers but now that she's essentially "Made it" I expect 2024 will have a far more stable Lia.
>Hopefully.

Tenma!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3larQj6524
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3larQj6524
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3larQj6524

>>66861464

>>66861246
That's not a recursive acronym, try again.

>>66861480
who said they are the same, I just gave advice on who to watch to anon

>>66861499
I hate Lia with a burning passion and will do everything I can to make sure she graduates this year

>>66861522
this title just makes me think of AVtubers

>>66861211
>paul harrell died
Really? I loved his holiday special videos.

>I want to have kids eventually
Lumi is babycrazy, we are so fucking back

>>66861211
who?
who?
who?

>>66861571
Please leave my little sister alone she's special

>>66861596
all invaders are babycrazy

>>66861596
clippers get to woooooooooooooooork

>>66861596
>eventually
isn't she over 30?
"eventually"? lol

>>66861055
IMO the thing that makes Lia streams must see for me is literally any one of them could be her last. There is an aura of shit could happen on stream or she just says fuck it and leaves one day with no graduation.
Whether this is a good thing or not? idk.

Pippa used to have that aura about her streams.

>>66861467
He got diagnosed with pancreatic cancer recently which has a near 100% fatality rate and his last video he could only walk with crutches.

>>66861486
I meant an announcement from his family or something. It sucks that it's more than likely a matter of when, not if.

>people spoiling Pippa's jokes to Eimi so that she can't rizz her later
Based. You shall not touch any more gen 3s with your slenderman hands.

>>66861571
Why? she's harmless

[Lumi News] She only likes whales.

>>66861632
All women are, usually from about 25

>>66860423
Good point

DO NOT OPEN

>>66861055
>Pippa and Tenma will be doing this until they either die or get run off the internet.
Not sure, pippa is getting an ego boost she always wanted, she might move from vtubing to just general content creation.

>>66861677
all normal women, yes

>>66861637
she's not

>>66861709
>to just general content creation.
She can't edit for shit and she doesn't want to show her real face. What do you mean by general content creation?

>>66861751
All women are normal

well, anon?

https://www.quotev.com/quiz/15926520/Which-Dere-type-are-you

>>66861775
She's going to join Vshojo to be with her idol

OK guys. I've been coming to the general every day for the past 38 weeks so that basically makes me an oldfag. I deserve a ritualpost but I don't know what to spam the thread with. Spoonfeed me ideas that would annoy you the most.

>>66861379
I was too focused on the fingers like everyone else so I didn't notice. How is Muyu doing that?

>>66861788
I'm not a woman, fuck off

>>66861632
>>66861677
lmao, nothing on dizzy, that one dosnt even hide it
>>66861637
>isn't she over 30?
lol no
but the clock is ticking
i expect lumi wont last more than 2 more years before she stats panicking, shes one of the more conservative girls in PC when it comes to reliationships

>>66861751
It was crazy coming out of university and seeing the most frothing at the mouth man haters suddenly wanting to settle down and have kids lmao

>>66860727
And?

>>66861788
WE ARE

>>66861702
AHHHHHHHHHHHH!

looms is looking at panko on stream

>>66861814
you dont know that trick?
you make a hollow in your hands and squeeze to make pressure
i think it's intended to be that, just poorly drawn

or there was a hose there and it ended up hidden in the final art accidentally

okay Eimi that's enough I'm going to switch over to Tenma now

>>66861883
Lumi Jelly collab

Eimi stuck with only her chat is channeling Scarle

Odds of Mel joining phase?

RATE THE LOOM
RATE THE ENERGY
RATE THE FOOTAGE
RATE THE ZATSU
RATE THE STREAM

>>66861211
>>66861467
>>66861575
Paul's not gone yet even though it doesn't look good. There hasn't been an announcement on his channel.

>>66861571
Why?
Even if Lia graduates, she leaves having accomplished everything she ever hoped. Pretty much a dream career.

>>66861948
you are an idiot

>>66861788
Yandere, huh

>>66861824
But they still hate men and can't get a decent one because of that. Women are stupid and could be set for life if they had a good father at all. They say guys should work on themselves and for what? To be a 6-8/10 after doing so to be stuck with a gassed up 3?
That's enough of this shit from me though it works me up too much.

>>66861948
Konkapu! Today we are shooting up a walmart!

Am I gay if I fantasize about milking Pippa's fat futa cock?

>Oh, hi Lumi
>you stream on youtube?

>>66861961
Bitches love aquariums

>>66861136
This test is bullshit.

>>66861788
omg ur literally me stan

>>66861961
Comfy aquarium trip/10
I'm glad she actually showed all her videos/10
Was fun/10

>>66862019
>touching a penis
Yes
And yes masturbation is gay.

>>66862004
people in general need to work on themselves anyways

>>66861702
FUCKIN' PIPPER! WATCH YOUR BA

>>66862019
We need a final solution to this most pressing of issues, the liker question

>>66861919
Yeah I know it, I prefer the one where you submerge your hands for unlimited reloads. I just wanted to post the image because her thumbs are near her nipple and there's a white liquid coming out

>>66862019
This but Airi and Erina

>>66862041
Maybe you're just smart

>>66862104
faggots adore dressing up their retarded suicidal ideology with cute creatures

>>66862104
STOP RABBIT POSTING, I CAN'T KEEP SAVING ALL OF THESE

>>66861961
I got to go on an aquarium date with my cool girlfriend Lumi and look at jelly and dizzy in their natural habitats/10

>>66862104
I think you've had too much to drink

>>66862031
Why did you use that image?

>>66862041
Works on my machine

>>66862104
We should put them in some sort of containment camp

To this day I still don't understand how pippa became a 4view chuuba by watching youtube videos, being obnoxiously loud as fuck like xqc, and spouting the most surface level 2016 4chan takes about social and political issues.
Someone please enlighten me.

>>66862190
I am WARNING you.

>>66862041
>bullshit
>he writes a complex message where he talks about gaming the system and armored core, using good grammar and college level vocabulary
Honestly, the test could also have diagnosed your autism.

>>66862088
Well yeah you work on yourself for you. The side benefits and negatives as well if you are a schzio like me is everyone notices/stares cause I am basically an old batman animated cartoon hired mob goon physically. Asians are the worst about staring. So are South Americans.

>>66862160
You are weak an-non

So if this Nothing game has no ending, does that mean Eimi will stream forever because she said FULL PLAYTHROUGH?

>>66862237
What other chuubas have a similar feel or personality to Pippa?

>>66861814
>>66861919
I fucking loved doing that shit in the bath / swimming pool.

>>66862237
You're giving a lot of undeserved credit to xQc

>>66862263
Rabbit posting will continue until morale improves

>>66862283
My pink woman is unique and cute

>>66862207
I want to see the clip of kiki dancing to that, but I can't find it.

>>66861969
The dude has pancreatic cancer and handed off the channel to his friend in his last video

>>66862237
GFE
Unironically

>>66862328
I think she took it down eventually since she didn't want to give the schizo any more attention

>>66862041
>Anon passed the IQ test but miserably failed the hidden autism test
sasuga

>>66862239

Phaser for this feel?

>>66862314
Chromu?

>>66862296
We are many. Our folders are endless.

The schematics are actually real, I'm extremely proud of those designs.

>>66862384
Eimi. She took some "vitamins" and now she's literally talking to herself

>>66862367
Fuck, it was hilarious.

>>66862283
You want a real answer? Literally go on twitch vrchat section and click on anyone who has a vtuber avatar. I'm not joking.

>>66862239
You're messing with forces beyond your comprehension

>>66860163
>I'll bomb a YMCA so help me god
Your oshi wouldn't want that anon

Nasa might.

>>66862384

>>66862410
No she's different than Pippa

>>66862326
I know and it was his brother

what the fuck are we doing here

>>66862488
Suffering

>>66860163
>The 3 JPs seem content so they are safe.
>Tenma is for lifer unless there is huge management falling out. She wont' leave even if Pippa leaves. It was always said she would quit too, but she has too much to lose now.
>Uruka has overbearing Chinese parents who could end it for her because they don't respect vtubing as a real career.
>Lia is bipolar and is always a risk. She is also still the youngest, so she might just want to go be a regular 20-something year old girl.
>Pippa is a vshojo flight risk.

Honestly, both Pippa and Lia still being around is against all odds.

>>66862488
We're rabbit posting, try keeping up

>>66862488
i only want Pippa

>>66862488
this is just a psyop to make you feel more miserable

>>66862488
Phase connect doko?

>>66862539
Fishman BTFO'd them so hard the first year they became submissive.

>>66862488
I'm not ugly though. I'm a front line fighter in Runie's army.

>>66862427
It's my second time watching her. Not quite sure if I like her yet but her insanity adds to the charm

>>66862555
It worked

>>66862427
>That's that 30 villamanillagrams time-release Adderall special bby

[Eimi News] She thinks Pippa is real.

>>66861961
I love going on dates with my slutty girlfriend/10

Who are the confirmed size queens in phase? And are you big enough to satisfy them?

>>66862604
You look like the head of a penis

>>66862455
I don't trust her, she might just be pretending

>>66862237
that's the surface level, Pippa is a really nice girl with a lot of fun stories, it's just a bit difficult to see at times when she's doing her edgy internet user act

>>66862041
It really is fucking ridiculous to what extent the
different regulations change the game in the 4th gen. Wasn't there one where they decided to just give every generator infinite energy for no reason? Some NPC NEXTs don't even function the way they were meant to in later regs.

>>66860163
Find me an EN Gen1 in vtubing that has continued to grow massively 3 years into their corpo careers like Phase's have

Phase Origins has retard strength.

>>66862689
Just gotta scratch some of the mold off to see the cute girl underneath.

>>66862649
Sakana wouldn't last three pumps from my meaty rod.

>>66862488
I'm ugly, fat, autistic and in my 30s. It's too late for me. So I'll settle for watching these stupid vtuber girls.

>>66862725
Same, except that I'm not fat. You can fix that pretty easily.

>>66862714
>has retard strength
All me

If I haven't started working out by 2025 I'm going to kill myself. Quote me on this.

>>66860163
>uruka
>iori
>remilia
>jelly
>saya

>>66862625
Tell me anon, why did she say it? Doesn't she have any consideration for Sakana?

>>66862545
>>66862411
>>66862296
>>66862263
Yoink x4

>>66862691
>Wasn't there one where they decided to just give every generator infinite energy for no reason?
Yeah but it was changed soon after I believe, it's really fun to switch to that reg and make a stupidly fast AC with double Moonlights.

>>66861961
comfy(boring)/10

>>66862784
only 2 of those are Gen1's.
Remi Jelly Saya could leave tomorrow and nobody cares life goes on.

>>66862619
She is unique, which is already a huge win for any chuuba.

>>66862781
Just do it? Like just do burpees or something.

>>66862781
starting is easy as fuck anon
continue doing it is the hard part

>>66862781
Lifting while listening to karaoke vods causes emotional damage, I can't recommend it

Waid song???

>>66862649
Tenma loves her big muscley boys (me)

where's the fucking waid song hampter

>>66862819
>Jelly
This stupid girl has been my oshi since she debuted in fucking MyHoloTV.

Lumi and Saya friend dog is speedrunning
https://www.twitch.tv/gamesdonequick

>nothing
>it's literally nothing
Wow, it's fucking nothing.

>>66862784
>Bear
>Deer
>Who
>Monkey
>Dragon

>>66860602
>the nails on that hand on her head
which girl is holding her head like this?

>>66862488
Im picky, my expectations from women are being fucked by vtubers.

The AI in this game is dogshit

>>66862804
You wouldn't download a bnuy

>>66862914
Yes I would

>>66862823
Yeah, for sure. She's not doing much today (heh) but I'm curious enough to watch her again

Is there a lore reason why the dealer shot himself? Is he stupid?

This post will trigger bump limit!

>>66862914
I hate how those things move their nose.
It's like they're permanently trying to hold back a sneeze

>>66862879
that's fine i'm not saying people don';t like Jelly. Just saying that if she left Phase tomorrow, Phase keeps going and she will get erased as if she was never here. You can tell the Phase Connect story without ever coming across Jelly's name she doesn't really matter.

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>>66860163
As much as it pains me to say it the only person I could see leaving Phase anytime soon would be Jelly due to post college career choices.

>>66862947
Wao

>>66862947

>>66862819

>>66862784
>We have decided to terminate Iori Hakushika for stalking and molesting her genmate Fujikura Uruka multiple times over the course of a year. Our hearts go out to the family who say Uruka has spoken to them about moving in with her attacker.

>>66862947
You doomed us

>>66862968
Jelly is probably gonna get a from home IT job so she'll be able to keep streaming

>>66861168
>It literally costs him nothing to keep an inactive member on the roster.
Doesn't he pay salaries for at least some of the talents?
That said, since he has several ongoing Netflix subscriptions since if he forgets his password he just gets a new one, I don't think he would mind.

>>66863023
You're welcome.

>>66862947
wao

>>66862968
>Jelly due to post college career choices
yeah
marriage with me

>>66862952
can't handle the nose twerking, human boi

Amy just lost the game

hampter...

Wtf I thought Tenma was a luckshitter

>>66862819
>I don't personally care therefore no one does
Kill yourself

>>66862488
>saint nevergiveup
Notable exception. Emphasis on notable, as in internet famous.
I could provide a counterexample but I don't remember his name: A relatively good looking ginger gymcel in his 30ies who got a pityGF the same way, they didn't last and it only made him more miserable.

>>66862953
>You can tell the Phase Connect story without ever coming across Jelly's name she doesn't really matter.
so who matters in this context then?

>>66862041
Yeah.
I wrote this literal year 7 tier essay in five minutes and it says I'm supposedly intelligent (tho 127 isn't intelligent desu, idk why it says that). I have no higher education and I think my IQ is around 100, since I believe I'm of average intelligence.

You could probably confuse it by saying whom instead of who lol

>>66863120
she is...
she is winning pretty much every round

>>66863168
Pippa Tenma Lia(not for long) Lumi Uruka Panko lots of the other girls are actually inclining as well.

[Eimi News] She HATES her senpai-tachis.

>>66862953
>You can tell the Phase Connect story without ever coming across Jelly's name she doesn't really matter
You've used this script to shit on other girls before. Next you'll say only the EN Gen 1s matter and say "no matter what they'll always be the flagship".

Did Tenma got raided by Hololive or something? No way she gets 2k ccv on her own

>>66863168
Pippa, Tenma, Lia, Uruka.
They are the fabric of Phase Connect. If there is a key Phase moment in time that needs to be highlighted, one of them is in it.

I miss Lumi...

Leaked photo of Pippa and I

>>66863258
fotm

Would you play buckshot roulette if winning meant marrying your oshi?

>>66863285
If I win the roll, I get a free wife, if I lose, I die. It's a win win scenario

>>66863256
called it
>>66863263

I can't imagine Phase without any of the girls, I got into Phase right after Yuri so I haven't got to experience what a grad/termination feels like for a chuuba you give a shit about and I'm not excited to find out either.

>>66863285
Yes as long as my dealer also kills himself

>Eimi wants you to kiss her daki

>>66863320
your dealer is your oshi

>>66863233
Yuri was considered by many as honorary Gen1, and she got memory holed. Lumi and Panko would get the same treatment.

I'm going to PUNCH Eimis dakimakura with my DICK

>>66863315
Based anon can see the future

>>66863285
No, she would be sad if I died

>>66863332
I'll order mine tonight and do a lot more than that when I get it. Thanks eimi.

>>66863276
>of Pippa and I

>>66863332
I would if she wasn't wearing fucking socks

>>66863340
I feel like it'd be a 50/50 against Jelly so no

>>66862852
Physical damage from not lifting, mental damage from knowing she'll never be mine. I can't fucking win bros...

>>66863285
Odds, I marry my oshi.
Even, the gun goes off and kills me.

>>66863392
RIP

>>66863385
She's a gyaru, the socks are an essential part of the outfit

>>66863285
We're already married

>>66863276
What a coincidence, I have here a leaked photo of me and Pippa as well.

>>66863226
Wtf am I reading

>>66863392
Odds I marry Pippa
Even I die

>>66862852
>Lifting while listening to karaoke vods
I thought this was a joke. Something like EMMP is lifting music, not this.

>>66863380
Keep up the good work

>>66863454
Perish.

>>66863168
so long as gen1 are around, phase will be fine. once a gen1 leaves? alarm bells will go off.

look at what pomu leaving has done to nijien.

Are you all looking forward to the upcoming palworld arc?

my oshi is a virgin.

>>66863454
>Even I die
good to know even you are mortal, anon

>open tenma stream
>chat throws a guaranteed win in tic-tac-toe with that last X placement
I'm mad.

>>66863481
I am this anons oshi btw

>>66863480
I'm not gonna watch it unless Pippa streams it cause I wanna play it.

>>66863480
What's a palworld?

>>66863481
Same

>>66863481
my oshi isn't a virgin but thats okay because neither am I

>>66863477
Pomu is the cherry on top of an already ongoing trainwreck

>>66863477
NijiEN has been in a death spiral since around June of last year

>>66863316
I only started getting into vtubers thid year and I'm terrified about graduations in the future.

>>66863501
Pippa stop posting here