/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

Gura cute Gura cute!

Sex with a fembud.

Gurass

>>66811309
Making le fuck to le fembud

Child

I demand you all to dote on my cute daughterwife right this instant.

>>66811387
SNIFFFFFFFF

>>66811500
your cute daughterwife has the tightest little line I ever experienced, she's such a good girl

She's tired of putting the hat on. Let her be free.

>>66812191
we've done that for almost 2 years though

>>66811949
Stop making things up and stay away from my daughterwife.

just one more nap and she'll come back strong

she's going to just randomly stream at 3 am one day

>>66813026
Hey pal, how about you take a nap…a dirt nap! *badum tss*

scouts, report. what's gura doing right now?

>>66813656
I have grappled myself to the ceiling and died to fall damage

>>66813726
>*Le touché*

>>66813835
pick up that hover boots perk that lets you suspend yourself mid-air for a couple seconds.

>>66813656
She has been just sitting at her computer for hours now and it's starting to smell "fishy" in there.

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

>>66814079
by the time I can get that I will hopefully be experienced enough to not need it

>>66814223
ye

>>66814223
>*Lo touchõ*

ame showed the bug that gura touched btw

Collab??

>>66814569
that's really dumb everyone knows you have to read gura's twitter activity not an ouija board

>>66814220
I got a visual

>>66814550
that gura pulled out of ame's hair to be specific when they were on th train

stupid lazy faggot shark

>>66814550
>>66814806
PROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF?

>>66814856
the story here: >>66813422
haachama stream still ongoing

>>66815041
>still ongoing
get ytbetter

>>66815041
If Gura pulled a wasp out of my hair I would jump out of my skin, those fuckers stung me right on my spine once and it hurt like hell.

>>66815041
Gura should off collab with nene and play with her bugs.

God I love Gura

I don't love Gura, but I enjoy watching her content.

I love Gura, but I don’t want her content.

Ant shark

I love Gura but her content...

I love Gura butt

>>66814761
kek she's literally me.

i'm sorry but Terakomari Gandesblood's subordinates are literally chumbuds. there's even a fiestybud that tries to kill her for being late. there's a furrybud, an extreme lolicon, a goofy rapper who likes to blow up buildings. they buy silly merch, they constantly sexualize her, and they developed a poison that only kills men. their hobby is warfare and they kill each other over the chance to take a selfie with her.

exploitable

>>66817527

ok someone timestamp the gura mention

>>66812848
you can't be in denial forever

>>66814569
Literally who?

>>66818416
kek

>>66818416
Seems about right. Also, it's a shame to let all that precious shark juice go to waste when I should be the one extracting it with my tongue.

>>66819957
Can never ever have enough shark juices

>>66814569
Ive always thought a Gura pippa collab would be good

Gurandma has got competition...

>>66821287
Babies wear bonnets, not old people retard.

looks like the phasenigger janny is here to cause trouble again.

My Gurandma.

Do you still think she's in Japan or what? Why was she up last night at 5 in the morning?

A fish. You're in love with a fucking fish.

>>66822266
Yes. She is my fish bride.

>>66822266
sharks are mammals

>>66822373
anon...

>>66822266
>>66822345
I plap my fish wife daily

>>66822373
Mammals means they have pouches you retard

gura has a coaka

Would you guys still love Gura even if she was a worm?

>>66822822
I'll fry her tape worm and eat it

>>66822822
a worm is curvier than Gura

You remember when she was obsessed with cloaca for a week

>>66822821
But..she poops from there..?!

>>66822915
it was longer than a week. Also, she still is, she has one you know.

>>66822822
ye

What music have you guys been listening to lately

>>66823594
I don't listen to much music when im not in the car, and lately i've just had a playlist of hololive songs on when im driving.

>>66824061
Oyasame

>>66824061
sleep tight buddy

>>66824061
That time already? Goob night.

>>66823594
Hmm, I’m not sure if I shared this one yet with u guys.
https://youtu.be/AaF7rXatU9E
I showed u mine, now show me urs

Why is she even liking stuff? Besides Marine's posts about Shinkiro, the last time she liked anything was like October.
I mean that literally, because what's the point? It's not like she does it because she actually likes that stuff or else she wouldn't have stopped for months. So who are the likes even for? Because they sure aren't for her.
And it's not like she misses us so what's even the point? Just to show that she's up at 5:00 AM?

The Shinkiro thing made me realize: even if she does come back, it's been so long since she did any of those projects that hardly any of the feelings she had when she made them are going to still be there. So it's pointless to hear what she thinks about them now. I doubt she even cares about any of the stuff she did last year.

>>66824061
sharkdreams

>>66824479
You're really overthinking this, my dood.

Reminder that gura likes to wiggle her bum. She's probably touched her butthole and sniffed it too.

>>66825361
She knows we like it.

Mel's contract was terminated.

>>66825361
If my days babysitting had taught me anything its that all little girls do that and love having things in it

When I first saw the Mel termination tweet from the jp Twitter account I got scared. I thought it was going to be about Gura. Phew

>>66826376
From my days of babysitting, I know for a fact that Gura's sweaty little feet smell fucking amazing.

>>66826388
You’re not tricking me. It’s not going to work anymore.

>>66826509
What? Mel got fired.

>>66824479
Maybe being in JP being around the other girls in person is lifting her spirits up and she actually genuinely felt like checking her tags again? We'll see, maybe she will start doing it frequently again. I'm happy she did it regardless, it encourages cute/lewd fanart.

>>66826509
No, Mel got Rushia'd just now. Apparently she also leaked some shit to somebody.

didn't read the thread
I LOVE GURA!!

>>66826509
he's not lying, it came outta nowhere a few minutes ago
it's not really relevant in here but he's not bullshitting

>>66826388
>>66826615
Wtf isreal.

>>66826676
I want to tackle and ruin this cheerleader T u T

>>66824652
ogey

I know there isn't much to talk about Gura wise, but this is still the Gura thread. Just open up the sticky in another tab.

>>66826615
Go ahead, keep trying. You’re not fooling anyone.

>>66827275
You okay?

>>66827456
In all honesty, I’m pretty fucking far from being ok.

I feel sick. I don't even watch Mel and she never really interacted with Gura much, but this doesn't feel real.
Why aren't they saying anything? This doesn't feel like the same company I thought it was.

>This will never be real
Why live?

>>66814761
SHES LITERALLY ME

Well that sucks. Sorry banpire fans.

https://files.catbox.moe/v3gzav.mp4

>>66827952
They literally said she got canned for leaking shit. Are you, perhaps, retarded?

>>66828527
there's also the fact that it just happened, Yaggo, A-chan and Nodoka all said regretful goodbyes and wished her well, and that FBK has a stream about it in 4 minutes
stop replying

It never feels good seeing veterans getting terminated on short notice. I pray noone in EN meets such a fate.

>>66828527
NTA but yes, thanks for asking.

>>66828877
I can't think of anybody that stupid in HoloEN.

>>66828989
I could definitely see Kiara leaking shit on accident, or Kronii when she's high af. Maybe a few others, not saying it's likely, just that I could see it happening.

It all comes tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down..

>>66822947
Not right now she doesn't

>>66828527
Are you? What is your fucking IQ that you think such a bare bones explanation is enough for her fans that have been following and supporting both her and Cover for over 6 fucking years? "She leaked information" could mean anything, you braindead motherfucker.
What could she have possibly leaked to garner such a punishment in spite of her seniority? The only talent who've been in Cover longer are Sora and Roboco.

>>66828519
I remember that day. Subaru's smile was not protected...

Well this became a bummer of a night real quick...

>>66829558
Jesas, I don't even think you are pretending. You are an actual retard.

>>66830649
Thank you Gura, it's exactly what I wanted and need.

fish photos

>>66831014
indecent ones

>>66830206
Companies that become large become soulless, heartless machines devoid of any humanity if you let them. Idiots like you might accept such a one-sided "explanation" with virtually no information in it whatsoever like some kind of shit-sucking drone, but the fans who've been supporting both Mel and Cover for over 6 years deserve more than this. This is soulless and treating her fans like garbage that should just accept whatever vague, nothing statement that they gave is insulting and horrible. For some, this would feel no different than if their family got rid of one of their family members and just said they did something bad. Who the fuck would accept that? Matsuri definitely felt that way.

>>66829778
How? Literally nothing of value was lost.

>>66831526
I havent watched a mel stream since she returned a couple years ago. Doesnt affect me at all but I can imagine the EN girls feeling bummed out in some way

>>66830206
You don't seem to understand anything about what's going on because you're incapable of thinking about anything beyond yourself.
This is going to fuck up the first day of Holofes, which was Gura's day. It's even possible that one or two of her performances will have to be canceled like what happened to Ayame when Rushia was terminated.
You might be a boot licking zealot, but surely not even a subhuman shitstain like yourself would be satisfied by the announcement if Gura's appearances will be canceled.

>>66831353
Gura's reaction to the Gigashrimp approaching her yeah, me

>>66831841
Anon Gura isn't gonna have a performance with Mel and also they haven't even recorded shit

>>66831526
That's the typical heartless response I'd expect from some of the more subhuman posters in this thread, but Mel was a pretty important member of hololive as far as seniority and tone of the company goes. This is going to affect way more than you realize.
First gen's group concert will probably have to be postponed or canceled and that's just the start. This will also affect holofes and anything on her channel like her Rust streams or POVs during events that featured appearances by Gura will be privated.

>>66832118
NTA but you type like a woman

>>66831014
https://files.catbox.moe/cwcb68.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/zxi6w6.jpg

>>66831992
>and also they haven't even recorded shit
They are a Japanese company anon, they would much sooner just remove her group songs entirely than change their schedule this close to recording.

>>66832314
A group song with fucking Mel of all people would be so lolrandom that I wouldn't miss it if it was going to exist.

>>66832418
>Starting to get the feeling this guy just hates Mel specifically.
Were you a manager some time in the last 5 years anon?

>>66832599
I don't hate Mel, but she is a complete non-entity. My Hololive experience is going to be exactly the same with her gone as it was with her in it.

>>66833343

>>66832297
smoking sexy shark

I'm indifferent to this news. I guess without Gura I don't care all that much about not just her gen or branch, neither for hololive and to a greater extent vtubers as a whole.

>>66834568
same desu If things were good I probably would have cried, I did when Sana graduated, even though I barely watched her, but now I'm just apathetic.

We still have Foob as a fail-safe in case the whole black company thing happens to be true anyway

>>66835147
Canning someone for leaking information is the opposite of a black company.

my wife

My smol daughter and wife

>>66836513
I will fuck this smol hand. I'll even make her take the glove off and go raw.

She's the love of my life

>>66832191
Imagine this happens to Gura one day. And she cries and apologizes to her fans for what happened and yet we have no idea. No goodbye stream. No fanfare. Nothing.
Just "she leaked information and so we terminated her contract. Please keep supporting our other talent."
Would you be satisfied with that?
Kill yourself, you pig-fucking chimp.

>>66837054
Gura is not a whore who leaking company information

>>66837054
What the fuck else are they even supposed to say? You're basically asking them to act unprofessionally about someone's literal job termination because you, an unrelated outsider, feel emotionally that you should be privy to details for no practical reason

>>66837054
>>66837326
fuck off

>>66837054
It's called NDA, you retard. They are not going to tell outsiders what she leaked and breaking NDA leads to termination.

Was Gura liking fanart yesterday a warning flare about the graduation? Should we be looking at her twitter activity like bird signs to predict ominous events?

>>66828527
>>66827952
This argument isnt going to make either of you feel better its just gonna be more yelling and shitposting. Anon 1 has to accept that we lost a sweet girl probably due to a dumb mistake Anon 2 doesnt need to antagonize him on the off chance its trying to compain about COVER policies since its most likely a guy thats just sad and lashing out

Fuck people grow the fuck up. Things are rough all around us and the last thing we all need is more bullshit being slung around

>>66837054
>Gura
>cries and apologizes to her fans for what happened
*WHEEEEEEEEZE*
>No goodbye stream. No fanfare. Nothing.
honestly wouldn't be surprised if she ended things this way(without getting terminated) at this point

It might get extra dumb in here when everyone wakes up and sees the news.

>>66837576
Gura's activity is like a solar eclipse, I guess.

>>66837813
It's already being extra dumb.

>>66837906
It's only just begun.

>>66837813
Bugmen and their other associates will crawl out of the woodwork for a while and shitpost. They will feel a momentary rush of "Victory" as if they accomplished something before it fades leaving them as empty as before and they look for a new shitpost to try and make them feel smething again. Its a sad existance and im glad every day I live better than them

>>66837710
>the last thing we all need is more bullshit being slung around
this is the shit flinging website though

>>66837813
Why? It's utterly irrelevant to Gura.

>>66837054
>Mel to Gura: You are so cute. I want to do collab with you properly some more
Gura will go to any length to get out of a stream.

>>66837329
>>66837561
I know you're retarded, but they wouldn't have to say exactly what she leaked if they were to go into more detail. They could state the nature of the leak. Or if it was on purpose or an accident. If it was financial or personal information. Anything to give the people who've supported them a better clue as to what happened without going into any specific details.

I think Cover overreacted to whatever it was that Mel leaked. It could have just been something like she accidentally leaked the date of her next concert to a friend over discord or something. No one ever said that what happened hurt Cover in any way and I can't imagine Mel doing something like selling company secrets.
So giving a better idea of the nature of what happened would go a long way, even if the outcome is the same. As of now, I'm just becoming less and less trusting of Cover and their paltry explanation just made it a lot worse.

>>66837576
It's not that deep, retard

https://twitter.com/MittsumiA/status/1747201265350938857
gura cute

>>66837576
No. She just wanted us to know that she was up at 5:00 AM for some reason.

>>66838990
Breaking contract NDA is breaking contract NDA. If i broke NDA at my IT job I would be evicerated too, this is normal shit. She's lucky she isn't being sued.

>>66837054
Sounds like a good excuse to avoid doing a graduation stream

I warned you lads 2024 is going to be a shit year.

>>66837054
How does it feel having an oshi dumber than Gura?

I feel like Hololive is dying and stopped watching Mel after she started collabing with males. This just doesn't feel like something that would happen in the hololive that I loved. It feels like estranging your little sister from your family. It's evil.
And unlike the previous times someone left, Gura isn't even here to save me.
I hate this. And I hate Cover. They're soulless now.

>>66839342
Good lord that butt shape is too eroi T u T

>>66839604
>anon discovers companies aren't families

>>66839346
I think you're autistic. There are different levels of breeches of contract and we don't know how bad Mel's was. There's no reason to trust that Cover isn't overreacting and firing her for a minor offense or accident, and such a firing over something petty without trying to work with her would be insulting to fans and a betrayal of their purpose as management.
Like I said before, accidentally leaking a concert date to a friend while talking about your schedule shouldn't get a talent fired. But we don't know if that's what happened any more than if she sold company secrets. One is ultimately harmless, while the other damages the company, and yet they would both be breaking NDA. That's why I would prefer Cover say the nature of the leak, but my guess is that because they aren't, then it must be something petty and they don't want fans to become angry with them for firing her over some stupid bullshit technicality. Additionally, when they don't say anything, subhuman brainlet bootlicking retards like you start accusing the fired talent of the worst possible offenses, no matter how unlikely.
I'm sad that you have an IT job. You aren't smart enough to think for yourself and you don't belong anywhere near the tech sector.

>>66839598
She isn't my oshi, I just have something called empathy, you soulless sack of dog shit.

>>66839342
T u T

>>66840223
Not that anon, but why does she deserve empathy? She literally caused her own termination.

Come home, chumbie

>>66840223
Then seethe at the niggers who duped her VCRfag

>>66840360
Mel was always one of the kindest, most sweetest hololive members in the entire company. She always went out of her way to make others feel welcome and wanted to make people happy, even if it meant low numbers. She was always thinking of others, but she was also very, very dumb. I cannot imagine any scenario where Mel tried to intentionally hurt Cover or leak information for personal gain. And going by Cover's statement, it doesn't seem like that's what happened, otherwise they wouldn't have let her say goodbye to her fans. I think it's more likely that she was talking with someone from one of her recent collabs outside the company and said something she shouldn't have said by accident or maybe out of carelessness.

Goob

>>66840566
I'm not a VCRfag, either, faggot. I already said I stopped watching her once her content became mostly large group collabs like VCR. Stop being such a presumptive asshole, you hemorrhoid-sucking dipshit.

>>66826735
Take your meds your parasocial NEET

>>66840809
There is a doxxer who is behind this called bestmaster21

>>66840935
yes?

>>66841406
Are you fucking retarded? Why the hell would you think that? Go back to your nijisister site, faggot.

>>66837054
Gura will not cry or apologize, she'll just leave.

https://twitter.com/hololive_Id/status/1747064185220198407
So why didn't Gura get one of these considering she's gone for the exact same reason?

>>66842082
They should both just graduate instead. This just seems gross as fuck.

>>66840966
>Imagine this happens to Gura one say.
Why wasn't the rest of your slop worth dismissing?

rub rub rub

playing wwe is pretty fun

>>66843583
put cheerleader gura in coach

>>66842082
I really hate Cover. They only ever pretend things are completely separate when it's convenient for them.
It's been four years since I started watching Hololive. I hope it all burns to the ground.

MY wife

>>66845803
my post

Too many negative emotions with all this shit.
My oshi abandoned me. All of EN on mysterious breaks they won't talk about. The OG members getting terminated. Whores lying to their fans. Constant misery and sadness.
Wasn't this vtubing thing supposed to fun?

>>66839342
Erotic present T u T

>>66842271
>This just seems gross as fuck.
Which part?

>>66846231
You fucked up when you chose gura as your oshi, I'm still eating good.

>>66846231
>All of EN on mysterious breaks they won't talk about
it's fes season bro

>>66848126
I'm assuming he's talking about Ame ditching for her burnout, Gura being dead, Fauna being gone for who knows how long now I haven't been paying attention, Mumei going Gura mode, that new goth one probably being on vacation again since she seems to always be on vacation, Kiara and the new bird being in a different country. Ina actually being gone for fes, I have no idea on the status of Bae/Kronii, just leaving Mori/dogs/rock as the only consistent streamers in EN now, right? Or did I forget someone?

>>66848557 (Me)
>Or did I forget someone?
Oh yeah, Irys, goes in the I have no fucking clue group.

Gura shot Mel. This is a cover up.

>>66848748
Yeah with her shark cock

>>66848557
Glad I took JP pill, the difference is shocking.

>>66848748
>>43328181

>>66848557
man, no wonder I have been checking non holo chuubas lately, my sidemains after gura substitute are fauna and mumei followed by ina

UUUUUUUUUUUU

>>66853679
I don't want a new oshi. I want my oshi back.

>>66837054
Yeah, I don't give a fuck about your whore. Rip bozo.

>>66853976
Chill Gura. That's cold blooded.

>>66853679
I don't a new fucking oshi!

>>66831678
Lol.
They're only hurt because the brand name is temporarily damaged. They're in a completely different branch, they do not care and will only pretend to care.
Lmao.

>>66854492
>>66854492
>brand name is temporarily damaged.
If anything covers biggest damage is happening in EN with Gura just vanishing with 0 word. It's like running an engine with no oil or upkeep. It's gonna blow out.

>>66854903
People have been saying that for a year but it still doesn't look close. A good chunk of 'fans' don't even realize she is away.

Gura's gonna have to sit through a load of 'dont leak shit' meetings and she's going to become even more paranoid about 'am i allowed to talk about this' now

Goob morning chumbies

>>66855011
It's gonna happen. And it will be sudden.

>>66855302
Good morning fellow retard

Why couldn't it be Gura instead...

>>66855716
Goob morning faggot

>>66856173
Why don't you fuck off instead

>>66855302
>>66856287
>>66855716
Goob morning

@Anonymous @Anonymous @Anonymous
Goob morning

>>66856657
This is the thing about chat that i dislike the most.

why dont you sing me more pretty songs anymore goomba
do you hate me

>>66856864
They would say hi to me and I'm just like ew fag I'm here for shark not you.

>>66857032
You should become a namefag so we know not to say hi to you :)

>>66857157
No. Fuck off. That's gay. And I don't schzio out in the comments so I won't be as fun for you guys to lolcow over. I just say I miss my stinky shark.

>>66857032
@Anonymous hi

>>66857268
Anon, you’re throwing a temper tantrum over Chumbies saying good morning. I think you would fit nicely as a lolcow :)

>>66857369
Tantrum? I'm talking about stream chat retard. I know we haven't had one one since last year but keep up.

STALKER 2 release date, wooo! Day is looking up. I hope Gura streams STALKER games

I just want to rape this creature is that too much to ask?

>>66859837
That's a Goob. You can't rape a Goob.

>>66858078
Gura already has a stalker, she doesn't need another one.

>>66860983
She had in fact several, but i already took care of them.

>>66861181
I'm still here and I have Gura's dirty panties.

whats the latest shark girl news? I've been offline.

>>66862149
Lots of likes and some retweets at 5 am yesterday, otherwise nothing

>>66862149
She liked and retweeted stuff on Twitter at 5 A.M. recently, indicating she's probably in Japan recording and rehearsing for Holofes.

>>66862219
She always seems to do better when she goes to Japan. She always stays with one of the other visiting Myth members right?

>>66862408
She's getting fed alcohol by Mori. I hate that bitch.

>>66862219
If she is in Japan, isn't it a bit sad that only time she does this is when she has nothing else to do?

>>66862791
At least if she's in Japan we don't have to worry about her streaming any time soon. She refuses to use the office to stream

>>66862219
I think its more likely that Cover had an all hands on deck meeting regarding the Mel thing and NDAs.

>>66863217
More like Gura had a meeting with all hands on dick mine

she's coming back tomorrow

>Bored during the Mel Termination meeting
>likes a few arts
>fucks off right after
sugoi

>>66863406
>Implying they bother to bring talents into termination meetings
She got an email or a phone call about it, that's all

>>66863217
At least Gura will never break NDA since she simply forgets Hololive exists.

shart

Is Gura a fembud?

>>66864810
No, she hates Gura

>>66863103
Okay that made me laugh. BTW, how long Kiaras vacation lasts? if she goes to Japan right after, she might twist Guras arm to appear on stream/space

>>66865392
According to you schizos Gura was going with Kiara on vacation. When did that narrative change?

fatfuck

>>66865708
I want to smell this

>>66863217
Oh fuck, you might be right.

>>66865708
she should come back with a way fatter model and not address it

>>66863217
Anon, nobody except Gen 1 even knew about it until announcement dropped.

>>66865708
Ping pong paddle lookin' shork

>>66865485
Kiara is on vacation with Nerissa in the Maldives.
Before she left, she said that she was planning a separate vacation later to Scandinavia with a different member of EN that wasn't in Advent and wasn't Mori. She said that she wouldn't be streaming or tweeting about it even though she does that with all her other vacations with other members, which means the person she wants to go with doesn't want to stream during it. Some think she's going with (or visiting) Gura because of that.

Oh jeez not this again.

>>66865485
My question had nothing to do with that and Kiara is on vacation with Nerissa right now. The only other one I know is that mystery EN vacation at somepoint

We'll try and ease the pain
But somehow, we'll feel the same
Well, no one knows
Where our secrets go

>>66866401
>>66866505
Kiara has been back from the Maldives for a few days now and is going on her 2nd vacation soon. I don't even watch her and I know this.

I'd suck on Kiara's chicken breasts and force Gura to tongue my anus at the same time.

>>66867453
You have such an imaginative mind, Chumbie.

>>66868033
Is this how girls jack off? I thought they had to be in pretzel position to jack off?

>>66868033
thats why she needs diapers

So after nerissa x kiara yuri sex it's possible gura × kiara yuri no posts no proof sex arc?
Nice.

>>66868322
that's more for balance, her pussy would still be accessible with her legs spread to the side

It's snowing. Time to get comfy.

>>66868640
It's most likely Mumei
>>65866201

>>66866401
>Scandinavia
Probably Norway.

WIIIIIIIIIIIFE

new Gura retweet

>>66867299
So Gura is not in Japan or the mystery EN is Mumei since she is the only one that makes little sense

wife

Gura twitter repost
Battery recharged

WIFE WIFE WIFE

>Gura RT
>Thread explodes
Jesus Christ how sad. It's just a retweet

Comfy karaoke frame up soon cumbies

japan schizos she is tweeting at 5:30am?

>>66869077
>browses ggg
>can comment as soon as people are happy with gura retweet
Guess we're all sad

Just came home, a turned on my PC and new Gura likes?
Yeah, we are

She can't possibly be tweeting now and not have a stream....

I'm going to do unspeakable things to this creature

>>66867299
Do you have literally any source on that at all? I was under the impression that her Scandinavia trip isn't for quite a while from now.

>>66869223
Is this the onahole merch?

>>66869196
Anon do you realize how unlikely it is that she comes back without announcing the date ahead of time?

>>66869125
Well… maaaaybe??

>>66869010
:/
Really, anon? You think it would be Norway and not the other one?

>>66869125
Coming home after an all-night bender

>>66869077
Twitter art activity means she is well enough to voluntarily engage with hololive and that makes me happy

Tweeting at 5am est the other day and 5am jst today would make sense if she was in Europe

FRAME FRAME FRAME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jpeu86Cg5-U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jpeu86Cg5-U

>big yab
>graduation
>talent terminated
moshi moshi uh hello gura manager-san please like and retweet something

>>66869476
It would also make sense for a girl who has a fucked up sleep schedule and has to be up all hours of the night because she works for a Japanese company. Stop making stupid posts retard.

activity!

I'm not gonna reply to bait this time.

feels weird seeing signs of life, somehow

>>66869626
this thread feels like a funeral most of the time. weird to be reminded that she's still alive and in the company

>>66869626
she loves us

>>66869247
Back in Austria
https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1746452794993692860

Tomorrow is her last stream before her break
https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1747208383810163091 (https://twitter.com/kaitokeiart/status/1747209025106870354))

celebrating a single retweet

>>66869125
Yeah, she's not in Japan. If she were in Japan, then her 5:00 AM likes and her 3:40 PM retweets would be 7:00 PM likes and 5:40 AM retweets, respectfully.
But if she's with Kiara in Europe, then they'd become something like 11:00 AM likes and 9:40 PM retweets instead, which seems much more reasonable. Then again, maybe her sleep schedule is just fucked or something prevented her from sleeping the other day.

>>66869476
does not really prove anything. first was around lunch time in Japan and now it's about 6am there

>>66869798
Wrong, it's a retweet and four likes.

>>66869721
She hasn't even acknowledged you in months.

>>66869798
>implying this would be the bare minimum
>not even using the right pic
threadshitterchama...

>>66869757
Well, at least we will hear who it was when she gets back (I hope)

I really, really hope Kiara isn't going on her Scandinavia trip now or in the next couple days or if she is, then it isn't with Gura.

>>66870053
if she keeps it a secret or says "they asked me not to say" or something, I'm just gonna assume it's Gura

>>66870209
Well yeah, of course it would be in that case. Who else would possibly ask her not to talk about it?

>>66869905
she acknowledged us two days in a row

My wife has used twitter to communicate with me two days in a row! I'm so proud of her!

>>66870433
>us

>>66870176
It's not even a Scandinavia trip. They are visiting Italy and the surrounding countries and then maybe Scandinavia

>>66870479
right, I shouldn't include shitposters in the us, she only acknowledged real chumbies

>>66870209
aside from Mumei who else could it be? Ina? Ame? I don't think either of them care about Kiara telling people.

>>66870513
Yes. Only me, in fact.

Gura has chumkeks so well trained that a single retweet is enough for them.

Gura forced to log into work discord for the all hands on deck meeting for choco's termination...

Most of EN is in Japan right now doing lots of recordings

Ame
>just did an offcollab with Haachama
Ina
>tells members shes doing recordings after her break with family
Kronii
>not streaming due to "surgery"
Irys
>basically told us she has to do reps and told us to wait for something amazing in the future.
Bae
>moved to japan indefinitely
Mumei
>suddenly wasn't able to stream for "reasons"
Fauna
>supposed to come back but can't stream for "reasons"
Gura
>can't stream because of "reasons" but became active again on twitter


If it isn't obvious by now. It can't be a coincidence that they are all taking breaks at the same time.
They aren't recording just for Holofes, but for future concerts as well.
I expect something like EN Gen lives after the recent Cover announcement.

Good news is that we should expect surprise offcollabs soon.

Good times coming ahead chumbies.

>>66870644
>choco
come on shitposterchama you can do better

Will there be any fembuds at the Sendai Gurarium?

>>66870492
I think they should steer clear of the eastern front.

>>66870702
There are never good times ahead for chumbuds, only more pain...

I lead from the front!

>>66870921
Pain will be all over soon.
Just watch the recent myth collab. They are all looking forward to this year.

It's up.

>>66871002
yeah, me

>>66870702
ame's collab wasn't an offcollab...she's not in japan

>>66871173
Ignore the tourist, it's clear he's just throwing Gura's name in his list despite her lack of streams having nothing to do with Japan.

Have you asked yourself
Why is she able to travel internationally?
Why is she able to work out in a studio?
Why is she always available for merch selling streams?
Why she has no problems doing collabs?
But she can't do the simplest of the simple and sit down with her members for a watchalong?

>>66871214
not to mention mumei and fauna's issues aren't even related to japan. same with kronii who's just recovering from surgery and plans to stream after that

>>66871407
I agree with you but watchalongs are so fucking boring
play some casual game instead that takes an hour or two

>>66871407
Because you touch yourself at night

>>66871497
Antis really have no concept of what they're asking, and no appreciation for what they have.

>>66871407
Because she's avoiding us. Wasn't that already extremely clear?

>>66871407
>Why is she able to travel internationally?
>Why is she able to work out in a studio?
Where did you get the idea that she does any of these things?
>Why is she always available for merch selling streams?
Because it's in her contract to do them.
>Why she has no problems doing collabs?
Because her friends asked her to, abd even then she does not stream her POV.
Any more retarded questions?

>>66871497
I prefer games as well

Do you think maybe Kiara's Scandinavia trip is a cover for her going to Japan? Maybe she's trying to obfuscate where she's going to be.
Or maybe she's going to meet up with Gura before she and her head to Japan together.

>>66871790
Retard

>>66871888
how? why are you upset?

>>66871790
Retard

Im tired of the offtopic and gossiping. I need more dino images

>>66871407
Weren't you whining a few weeks ago that she was apparently ghosting everyone in Hololive, but now you're saying she has no problem doing collabs and such? Make up your minds already.

I want gura to like my art

This place is infested with brown gossiping women.

>>66872129
too bad

How do we get Gura to "accidentally" leak company info?

>>66871790
Gura went to Japan last year around the 26th of January. If this year is the same and they record holofes that early, then I can definitely see how it's possible.
Although, keep in mind that last year was EN's first time recording in Japan and so they needed to go there early to train and practice. This year, they probably won't need that much time.

>>66872178
Either you have Gura dead, but comfy threads, or Gura active, but shitty threads. When she finally streams, prepare for a stream of diarrhea on how stream is bad too. Antis are intching for excuse to shit on her like in the good old times.

>>66872088
I don't care about what you want or what you're tired of.

>>66872382
t. the one shitposting every angle

>>66872420
Why?

>>66872317
Last time they had to work on the 3D showcase and the 3D collab and Gura recorded Shinkiro

>>66871497
They are boring but its the easiest content that she could even do on her deathbed
>start obs
>start video
>make some cute noises and dumb women comments in the middle
>say bye

>>66872178
>>66872088
Seriously, why are you so fucking upset? Why does it bother you if someone asks what other people think about what is going on.
People like you are insufferable faggots. Grow the fuck up, asshat.

>>66872607
Gossip isnt what men do

>>66872463
NTA, but whining about people wondering what's going on and saying no one should think or talk about anything is very melanin-enriched behavior.

Reminder that someone irl probably recognised Gura's room-mate a little before her NYC stream and flung their phone at her temple, most likely in an explosive fit of anger pent up from months of halu. If she was considering graduation before, she's definitely going to as soon as she's no longer obligated. She still loves Hololive but she is done with you obsessive fucks. You blew it.

>>66872724
You got it backwards anon. Melanoids are the ones partaking in the gossip.

>>66872724
>people wondering what's going on
That usually devolves into people making shit up and spinning narratives

>>66871407
Anon it's extremely clear that the only thing she hates about streaming is us.

>>66872916
I hate some of the anons in /ggg/

>>66872281
Gura is "accidentally" leaking all the time

>>66872640
This general suggests otherwise

>>66872916
can't blame her, you guys blew past normal cringe and landed in creep territory a long time ago

>>66873048
There arent many actual men here.

>>66872640
You don't know what gossip is, you ESL autistic douche canoe. Asking questions and trying to figure out what's happening around you isn't gossip.
Spreading unsubstantiated rumors about other people is gossip, but no one is doing that.
Men are better at analyzing situations and discovering solutions and answers than women are.

onahole

>>66873085
dyrbi

Gura cute?

>>66873151
my onahole

>>66873136
>spreading rumors
Ye thats what your ilk are attempting to do

>>66872730
>from months of halu
I thought you people were banned from 4chan. Go the fuck back, you retarded island faggot.

>>66873175
gura is the cutest being in the universe

>>66873175
and funny!

>>66873396
I love gunny TuT

Oh a retweet.
No wonder there's so much shitposting.

>>66870702
Anon, Kronii has been broadcasting for ages she was going to need follow-up surgery for the one she had last year to remove the metal plates they put in her mouth, there's no mystery there.

>>66873396
That's some thicc thighs that children shouldn't have.