/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

shontoes

shontoes

>>66739631
kek this is good but don't expect this from me any time soon sorry. maybe in a week or two at the earliest

Passionately giving strokes to the schizoaffective sugar walls while all types of juices ooze out and soak up on her sheets

>>66740292
you ran out of cat pictures?

banger week incoming

I want her to ask me about my masturbation habits again

>>66740575
She better not be hyping up any shit collabs

I want to lick Shondeyes

>>66740791
Seems like there is one, saw this in /lig/ earlier

>>66740575
the only banger is my fists on her fucking face

>>66740924
Last lethal company collab was fun

>>66740755
Why don't you email her a video it's what I did, she was clearly asking for it.

>>66740924
Barbie girl collabs dont go under shit collabs for me so that sounds fun

shondo in my arms

>>66740933
i think the ryona was good last thread lets keep it to a minimum here

>>66740924
Oh nice, I hope Soya can make it this time. Barbie collabs are always good, she has great chemistry with literally every girl

I want to teach her how to swim

>>66741076
I didn't read last thread and no I won't stop beating the shit out of this stupid bitch

>>66740924
lame

I don't want her to have friends

>>66741151
you should it was very comfy and funny also

>>66741077
i want a shondoll so i can shoot it with buckshot

the shumos will smell like her house

the shumos will smell like otis and his gunk

I want to punch her in the face and make her fall down.
Verification not required

bangher face against my refrigerator door

>>66740981
dewd is pretending to make a joke but is actually being 100% honest!

tier 3 alt stream is live

Reminder that she asked us about how we masturbate today and then earnestly started clapping, praised us, and said "wow, that's so cool!"

>>66743275
She was talking to me but sure, you can pretend.

Imagine if Shondo could get horny that’d be so cool

I will send her my cum sock in the mail so she can "learn" from it

>>66743452
I think she can, but it's very little, and not enough for her to know or to have the desire to masturbate. Mostly when she's drunk, overtired, or otherwise intoxicated. You could rape her if she was exhausted at the end of the subathon and she'd probably hardly fight back.

>>66743275
>good job

>>66743275
There was something a little erotic about it but mostly just kind of cute? At being praised for it?Jesus christ

>>66743275
I can't tell if she's trying to fulfill our desires more or tease us. That kind of really light stuff just makes me want more from her. If her goal is to break me it's working.

if she says 'no' when i ask to fool around i will be getting the poker and causing bone fractures

>they fell for the new purity rrat

>>66744124
Yeah she masturbates 30 times a day frfr

>>66743275
What did she mean by this

useless golddigger wife can't even make me cum.

>>66744170
yes that is what was implied

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlhNOMa51Uw

>>66744170
it's not a question whether she hides her power level. i doubt she masturbates but she's not stupid when she brings up these topics or says the 3rd Erm bait of the stream. the question is WHY is she doing it.
Maybe she is pure and thinks it's just childish humor, but i find it hard to believe considering her interest in guro and abuse.

So how much older than her is P***, considering he was her mod for her from when she was a young teenager for several years before they dated?

shes sending dms with them right now

>>66744840
His steam account's like 15 years old, I'd say he's probably 4-5 years older than her. It is a little weird but not really surprising.

>ryona posting stops
>thread gets gay again
I know what I must do

i wont let the brainworms win
i wont let the brainworms win
i wont let the brainworms win

beat her stupid fucking whore face until you can't recognize her

Unpopular opinion:
I believe Shondo is incredibly Cute and Funny as well as breedable.

>>66745018
What's a little weird is that she still has him added on steam

>>66745529
Don't think so, oldest records of her accounts are from years ago. Before she went private they weren't friends on steam.

>>66745529
The records of her account are from years back, she has hundreds of friends still on them. It was before she purged her friends list, we can't really know if he's still on there unless she's showed the list on stream

>>66745915
check his record

>>66746006
Says private on Steamladder?

>>66746078
oh you dont know what youre doing nevermind

>>66745768
>>66745915
Just got off the phone with a peculiar bloke and he said that I'm right

>>66746078
it wasn't private a few weeks ago she wasn't on there

>>66746339
Wow you're in his dms? That's so cool.

Jesas how fucking oldge is this guy?
https://web.archive.org/web/20140723222301/https://steamcommunity.com/id/PeculiarPyro/

MALE ON STEAM

>>66746529
Anon you're going to be sent away for posting this

Yeah she wasn't on his friends a few months or so ago but all of his stuff is private suddenly. Is he /here/?

Oh god he is unironically a fucking redditor

yes its dewd

imagine if shondo scheduled a normal stream and then some time near the end of it of it she plays a prerecorded audio of (you) walking in her room and beating her then the stream ends
haha

>>66746855
Ok
I'm imagining that

what if I just did it live

>>66745529
>>66746205
nice try

there are times when I’ll pretend Shondo and I got into a fight and listen to sad or angry music. are you delusion maxxing ?
https://youtu.be/BYE4CVhVkhw?si=Lj0JaBfxfA4pGrlp

>>66747015
i don't want to get cucked and i think it's best if these fantasies stay fantasy
but the thought has crossed my mind

>>66747147
>are you delusion maxxing ?
yes

shonpits

>>66747147
i do this but not voluntarily, i used to daydream about good stuff a lot but now i cant keep the intrusive thoughts at bay anymore

Shondo clapping giving me a thumbs up and saying good job when I reach completion after rotating bare naked lolis in my mind

shondo also clapping and saying nice job after i climax while rotating her bare naked loli-body in my mind

shondo clapping and giving me a thumbs up after i climax while rotating her bare naked loli-body physically and then i punch her in the nose

shondo getting angry with me when i tell her I cant rotate lolis in my mind to climax so she has to strip naked and spin around for me

Shondo watching me jerk off at my computer while she sits seiza style on my bed, leaning forward, watching me in expressionless silence. When I finish she begins clapping happily and says "great job!" like in Evangelion

shondo clapping and saying good job after i reach climax from physically spinning her loli body using my telekinetic powers

good job guys

this is a good thread for once

drumenthusiast2318 is live

SHONDO I'M SPANKING MY MONKEY

idk i think it got a bit gay for a while, the last thread was much better

>>66751402
new secret alt just dropped

toes stream live

i never get to see any toes its not fair

4k 60fps shonsole 360 cam live

>>66751850
>he didnt get tier 5 for the 8k vr version
ngmi

she is rotating right now

I love my gold digger of a wife

leak a screenshot I wont tell

posted on the secret leak discord

At the end of the day, we all love her, right?

i HATE fallenshadow

i don't love her, kys

i hate everyone here

i love the actress who plays the character fallenshadow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtdRdgHkUsU

I don't hate anyone

i love the repressed personality of the woman who larps the mentally ill streamer that plays the character fallenshadow

Shondo should do self degradation ASMR where she keeps telling us how stupid she is, begs us not to leave her alone and apologies for everything, Including some of the things people have been mad at her before. For triggers she should slap herself and act like she's being spanked and end it with soft crying and snifflings while telling how she loves us (while still saying sorry every 2nd sentence)

the word “shunt” lives rent free in my head whichever anon thought that up good work dude

>>66752528
uh based yes p[easlse please

>>66752528
i'll cum

I love everyone

>>66752714
i can only think of the robot wars Shunt

>>66752528
this but she also keeps giggling so we have to punch her even harder to wipe the wicked smile from her face

>>66752528
shondo approved idea

I don't listen to asmr and I'm not particularly into hurting others
But i really find her cute even when she's screaming her loudest, so who knows, maybe I'll enjoy it
Or maybe I'd feel like shit and puke

puking at the sopping mess that i've turned shondos face into and then making her clean it up

Do your wifely duties and post your toes along with an apology for making me wait.

If shondo apologised to me for no reason and addressed me by name I think I'd cry real tears

next week will be a banger because she is also releasing the ryona asmr.... right?

>>66753845
next week I will bang her on stream

punching shondo in the face and forcing her to shower with scalding hot water

minutely affirmation: i will impregnate shondo

telling shondo that she is bad game design

tiny bald fanny

>imagine

I need edgy names that you can call shondo, anyone got suggestions?

>>66759224
fallenshadow

>>66740924
>>66740791
Lame if true, another week with only 3 streams for me maybe 4 if I'm lucky.
>>66743275
it was such a retarded attempt at an adult conversation. What did she want us to say? "HEY SHONDO MASTURBATING TO YOU IS ENOUGH FOR ME"? You can't even type the words 'fap' or 'fapped' in her supposedly 18+ chat, besides I'm sure her faggot mods were hovering over the timeout button the whole time like flies over shit. Her chat isn't suited for anything other than emote spam and rapid fire questions.
>>66744022
I don't know what's wrong with this woman, she whines about clip watchers getting the wrong impression of her all the time and then acts like a fucking pole dancer during her 3D debut. Can you imagine if that was your first Shondo stream? Talk about false advertising. She can't even blame Saali for that one.

i hate new IPs

>>66759930
she is my stripper wife

My stripper wife should strip for once. Have yet to see a single nipnop

CANISEEYOURHOOHA

who says hooha...
hi shondo?

So did Shondo handpick magnetomaster because god forbid a non favorite wins something?

she picked him because the thought of the chaos that would follow here brought a wicked smile to her face

>>66760503
No, she picked him because he's a favorite DM Chad like Dewd.

>>66759224
wtf

>>66760543
go to sleep

>>66760601
I wish wife would post her dms with Dewd so I can perceive them from my cuck chair and masturbate.

>>66760624
Yeah. And then?

>>66760667
Fantasize about her meeting Dewd in real life since he's a better man than me, maybe supporting him financially.

>>66760729
this has been very eye opening

>>66760822
There's only so much blatant favoritism you can witness before you can't ignore it anymore and have to choose between getting filtered or embracing cuckoldry. I made my choice.

>>66760856
Just say the word

>>66760917
Bird is the word.

>>66760856
I will just do something to make myself be a favourite.

>>66760990
You do that, I'll support you if I like you more than Dewd.

>>66760954
DM me

>>66761036
I don't see why, you're not Dewd.

>>66761163
We can settle things

>>66761243
I don't know who you're larping as anon but I have nothing against you or anyone /here/, I've accepted the favoritism and now I want wife to get together with one of her favorites in real life and be happy.

>>66761369
But you are him

>>66761421
no i am me and therefore he is not me

>>66761421
You thought I was Dewd? No, I support him for true irl husband since he has the most potential.

>>66761453
Youre she? Or he?

>>66743275
To be honest, I'd stop jacking it to flesh women if she considered it cheating

>>66761533
yes

>>66761516
Ask and you shall receive

Real question, would YOU be mad if Shondo didn't hide her desire to pick one of her favorites as a real life husband? Would you be fine with it if she didn't lead a double life and was honest about her desire to bang Dewd?

>>66761603
I would leave them homeless even if my plan took over a year to come to fruition.

bros... I just realised something... she didn't mention Disco Elysium on the next long game it's shover

>>66761603
If it were true do you think shondo is even capable of saying that outloud without twisting things? She would just quit.

i know what you are

>>66762033
>without twisting things
She would do the whole "you guys take things way too seriously" speech again and then try to shame us for believing a little girl on the internet before saying that she's still young, that she wants to experience a fairy tale romance with Dewd...etc. Most of chat would syadouHappynod publicly while seething deep down inside, then 1-3 psycho YOUs would try to hurt both of them in real life.
>>66762228
A cuckold.

>>66762353
two sides of the same coin

>>66762353
>"lol ur silly" with a cock in her mouth

>>66761603
rather be a willing cuck than an unwilling one

>>66763389
Proud of you anon.

lol jfc cucks get the bullet, worthless inferior "men".

>>66763530
my fallenshadow_YT official cuckold application was rejected

I'm glad to have missed this conversation

Do not under any circumstances trust women.

this thread glows

With shondo asking about our party time, did she think all the pats people making about cumming to her were just jokes, or that we imagine her irl when doing it?

>>66763936
Definitely thought they were jokes, look at RA, that dude jacks off in chat every other stream, no way she'd take it seriously

Its a shame shondos personality and memories are slowly being deleted by her meds.

>>66764082
>were just jokes
She didn't, she literally had anons confess in maros so she knows we're not joking. Shondo, at least on her main, always tries to make her audience look good in front of her friends and extra good in front of Shadowmama. I've noticed this trend with women in general though not just Shondo.

>>66764213
She must really care about people's impression of us

>>66764328
She does, she's the least weird on fallenshadow_yt.

>>66764213
Imagine acting like a good boy in front of Shadowmama at dinner, only to sneakily take E upstairs, tape her mouth shut and spank her ass red-purple before respectfully leaving.

erm

I really like glasses Shondo she looks so cute!

>>66764414
taking extascy with shobdo

>>66764495
we know lazy_clipper

>>66764496
Anon she can't handle a full glass of Baileys, you'd kill her with hard drugs. I mean I'd love to take shrooms while she takes care of me.

>>66764595
Extascy is only a drug drug because people take way too much, at small doses it's considered medicine but it's not used anymore due to people abusing it. It would be good for her to take some

>>66764685
Interesting. How does it interact with her mental illness? I know shrooms aren't recommended to actual schizos.

I keep thinking about stories shondo tells us of her past and i start playing them out in my head and i get sad :(
Anyone else? Or am I alone in that

>>66764595
She handled it fine as a kid and she chugs lean. Maybe its just alcohol, or her playing it up like ytgurlz do.
>heehee im so wasted xD

Why is the CIA interested in shondo?

>>66764917
She's cute

Cute Intelligense Agency

>>66752528
Need

whore

My wife would never whore herself out

>>66764737
Why would I care about some flavourless abuse stories that more than likely are being exaggerated for effect, she's a white girl from the norf that goes on trips to America. She can't have had a bad life.

>>66764197
shes just lying (she thinks its funny)

>>66765213
>trips to America
Ah yes, those two trips back when she wasn't saving for a house must've been a fortune. Truly something only 1%ers can afford.
>>66765223
knock it off Shondo before I twist your nipples

That's a cute threat

>>66765301
Clueless

>>66765474
I will grab the skin where they're supposed to be and twist.

>>66765213
You sound like all you do is read threads and not even watch clips

>>66765549
Sorry anon but I don't even read threads

Still regret doing my reps.

>>66765677
Why? Now you know better than to buy into the scam, and there's entertainment value in how absurd her lies are

>>66765677
I played a sad song in my head while I read this post, very emotional and deep character progression, 10/10

It's been a while since someone here said it
I love my wife unconditionally

>>66765873
The Shondo red pill is very bitter, it sucks to realize she's a woman like any other.

>>66766052
It gets better when you take the shondo blacked pill

>>66766052
She is not like any other woman-- she is my wife, my wife isn't just any woman, my wife is fallenshadow

Shondo is a GIRL

>>66766588
woman*

>>66766392
Sure but your wife is a Becky like any other Becky, you could find a pathological liar like Shondo anywhere. I bet you have a handful of female coworkers like her.

>>66766753
That's not my wife's name idk what you're on about

>>66766588
12 years old boy*

>>66766963
She may have the chest of a 12 year old boy, but she's a GIRL nonetheless

>>66767221
A girl without usable holes
Other than the one she uses to shovel cake down her throat

>>66767221
That's what she wants you to think.

>>66767317
There's nothing wrong with her cute butt.

>>66767317
Why would I care about her holes or if they work or not

>>66767317
i want to abuse that cake hole

>>66767613
If the holes don't work "she" might as well be a femboy.

>>66767921
She could never be a femboy, for she is a GIRL
The main selling point of femboys is the girly cuteness while still having a dick, it's straight to like femboys, it's gay to be attracted to them
And it's neither straight or gay to like cute things, as someone who is attracted to cute things i can say with certainty that gender doesn't matter much when it comes to cute things

>>66768057
You're not Shondo, you can't get away with "uuuuuu I just think it's cute XD"
If you're not DISGUSTED by femboys you're a faggot. Case closed.

>>66768057
Fuck off Kiri
Seriously

>>66768057
it's straight to like femboys, it's gay to be attracted to them
both are gay as fuck

>>66768247
Why was the tracking so much better with this model compared with her new 3d

>>66768320
Back then she cared.

>>66768057
What if I’m attracted to them but don’t like them

>>66768452
Then you're Bratty.

>>66768320
Less detailed tracking, the chonk hid the jank
>>66768452
Closeted fag, like how they look but you're disgusted with yourself more than anything
>>66768245
I'm not that troon
>>66768236
I am my own person, and i find cute things attractive, shondo wasn't the first person to like cute stuff either
>>66768247
Yeah, that's pretty accurate

>>66768383
I unironically think that as well, it feels like she's simply over it all. She no longer holds the same strong feelings for her husbands as she once did.
It feels like recently she's been trying to convert us into having a normal "streamer and watcher" relationship instead of wife and husband.
It feels like she's been cutting away a lot of the intimacy. I wonder if this is a temporary thing or a long slow permanent decline.

>>66768759
true except the chosen few that she DMs and calls daddy

>>66768913
I miss the daddy redeem

>>66768759
You feel like this because it's not as easy to take advantage of her, fuck off groomerchama
If you're not a groomer then try and use your brain properly for a few minutes, once you do so I think you'll find the answer you're looking for

>>66769006
I wish I understood anything within your post anon, I really do.
I don't know who or what you're talking about

>>66769085
I'm schizoing out and also a tad bit bored, apologies, though I still stand by it
If you guys were to think about stuff rationally then most of the "problems" would be dealt with

I want a shoover

>>66769152
You're right, if I thought rationally then I would be forced into cancelling my sub and leaving
Which would, in a way solve my problems

>>66769152
>>66769006
Share with us your understanding of Shondo so we don't burn out and turn into antis.
>If you're not a groomer then try and use your brain properly for a few minutes
Ok. She's... grooming us for a future where she's not a streamer anymore? That's why she's desperately trying to go from wife to entertainer. Everything about her these days is about having fun, in the past it was just "spend time with me if you can" and the people who loved her spent the most time and became regulars. Now she's trying to get Filian's reddit crowd to stick around for 2 months before fucking off.

>>66769424
I know this is weird and off topic but I love your writing style

>>66769648
I like copying other anon's posting styles. Sometimes I talk like therapistanon, other times like Shondo.

>>66769378
Rationality doesn't require you being mentally healthy, I'm definitely not saying to divorce shondo, that'd be breaking the promise
>>66769424
You're looking at it from the wrong perspective to begin with, no matter how you flip the table it will look unwinnable, take a breath and look at it from a different perspective, this one is doomed to make you miserable
My phones running out of battery, so i can't give you the answer on a spoon right now, but even if I did, you'd find some way to counter it, no matter how dumb it would make you sound
So until i can charge my phone how about you explore different approaches to this issue
>>66769367
The shoover is both creepy and funny, I'd probably pass on it, I'll take he dishwasher though

>>66769978
Start making therapy asmr for husbands
You'd be popular

>>66763799
this
third rates should all die and let shondo have fun with dewd

>>66769978
Given that you wrote me a novel, more or less, you could've made your point with a few carefully selected words. The fact that you didn't leads me to believe that you're a troll.

>>66769367
this is really cute.

>>66769978
>You're looking at it from the wrong perspective to begin with
Then should we look at it from the financial angle? Shondo losing her edge, distancing herself from her hardcore fans and becoming a seiso entertainer makes the most sense if she's trying to fish with the widest net possible. She's not going to become the next Ironmouse by appealing to 4channer lolicons but she might become it if she appeals to reddit fleshtuber enjoyers.

>>66770732
Nta, but reading what he said and seeing your response I'd think he would tell you to take like 4 steps back, you're spouting nonsense right now

She's not going to become the next Ironmouse, ever.

>>66770833
Nta but I agree with this, he'd likely tell you to count to 10 breathing deeply

>>66770833
I know. That's what he'd say because he can't come up with an alternative explanation for Shondo doing a 180, also because therapistanon is a newfag and isn't familiar with old Shondo.

>>66770732
So true I wish she would talk about being a lolicon and our masturbation habits like she used to

>>66770951
Yeah, why can't she talk about us mastur-..... oh.

> It can't be bargained with.
>It can't be reasoned with.
>It doesn't feel pity.
>It feels no remorse.
>It feels no fear
>And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead!

16 hours of gentle and passionate sex and cuddles (mostly cuddles) with shondo

>>66770845
>not going to become the next Ironmouse, ever
Then what's with all the fleshposting? She could've stopped at the dress on the bed, yet she chose to post pictures of her legs and flat chest like a whore. She wants to show her body like a fleshtuber.

Someone explain to me the significance of the smiley face on her vape

>>66765301
it's literally something most people could never afford

why tf would you feel sad for shondo. She's had a way better life than 95% of her audience

>>66771320
>most people could never afford
Thirdworld-kun most people can afford a couple of plane tickets, especially if they have a simp bf willing to contribute.

>the paragraph writing anti is back

>>66771253
why dont you tell us anon

>>66771427
I've been /here/ longer than you newfag.
>anti
Pathetic.

>>66771448
It wasn't a bait post, I seriously don't know why she put a smiley face sticker on it. She had a blanket with the same thing on

>>66771607
feel free to start giving examples with anything you're saying larping faggot

>>66771628
wow thats amazing we should examine it together

>>66771426
>1st worlder with financial support from a partner
>"most people"

Also thinking plane tickets are the only expense on a trip lmao

>>66771730
Why are you being mean to me anon

>>66771672
I'm old enough to remember FT's name, not because I'm an RTXfag mind you.

If you got into the special DM group, would you invite shondo to come to your country for a date week (you have to pay for it and organize everything)

where did the vape bait come from? she hasnt said anything about vaping iirc
inb4 >newfag

>>66771869
youre wasting my time

>>66771921
yeah

>>66771949
Comes from me. I was doing my reps and stumbled upon a post where she said "smoking is dead to me" or something to that effect and attached two images of her vaping.

>>66771949
it didn't come from anywhere that guy gets off on vagueposting every thread. follow the otter if you want to know more kek

>>66771949
lol newfag

>>66772205
its shadow she gets off on sending us on wild goose chases

>>66772205
I think he found a girl with a sphinx cat that he thinks is shondo, but the cat looks nothing like Otis

I want to kiss FallenShadow on the mouth and hold her hand

>>66771869
dm me and ill tell you

wtf is this otter?

>>66772703
you otter know already

>>66772703
I can't believe I'm the only one to know. You all keep saying to 'do your reps do your reps' but after I do them, no one knows what I'm talking about.
>>66772730 this

>>66772853
If you want to talk about something share it. If you dont keep it to yourself. Anything in between is bait.

I love FallenShadow!!!

>>66773045
I've been banned here before for repeating something shondo herself has said on stream. If I could post what I want then I would do that

Create an alt on Twitter and link it

>>66773239
Then its probably not something you should vaguepost about either

>>66773239
just restart your router? bans are worth nothing lmao

i will achieve DM privileges

>>66771921
No.

evey time her followers go up by 1k I feel anxiyous

the brainworms are winning again

>>66774146
DM me, ill get rid of them or make them worse

>>66771921
maybe

>>66774146
Keep fighting Fleece, if you lose the battle I want you to know that you were my favorite Cpt.

im losing it

>>66774642
Email therapistanon. You have it, right?

>>66774678
i dont

>>66774146
close the tab and listen to her voice

>>66774678
This, he genuinely helps.

>>66774734

>>66774815
how come i don't see him here any more
i miss that shogga

>>66774892
Anon... who do you think >>66769978 is?

psychology is a trick just start lifting weights and running and turn off your computer/phone
simple as

>>66769424
his understanding of shondo has been demonstrably false time and time again. he's basically a tourist putting words in her mouth. only listen to shondo. if something is unclear, either do more reps, figure it out yourself or ask her directly.

>>66774956
but my wife is in there i cant turn those off :(

>>66774956
shut the fuck up retard, I've been doing that for almost 2 years at this point and it's not magic. nothing can fix genuine mental illness, getting buff gives you tons of confidence if you're a pseudo normie 2/3 of the way there but not if you're screwed up in the head

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qr0-7Ds79zo

>>66775136
baseg

>>66775197
just lift more

>>66774956
this is great advice for normal people but doesn't work for the people who actually need psychology.
i ruined my life because of this mindset and it turned out i was being gaslit into thinking i was normal by people who say this.
i'm quite fond of the person it made me though so i can't say i regret it completely.
>>66774944
i know me and another anon make similar posts but he stopped shilling his shoncologist stuff so i figured it was a third
>>66775197
yep. the sad part is a lot of illness looks similar to what normal people go through sometimes so people don't realize they have it a lot worse on the inside.

>>66775306
lol good one.

>>66775138
your wife is OUT THERE right now
you can do it
becoming a DMer is the first step

pillowfights with shondo except you swapped the duck down in your pillow for stones and glass shards

pillowfights with shondo except the loser becomes the winner's daki for the night

I thought I was mentally ill my whole life, turns out I was being mentally abused. Fuck boomers and Gen X.

pillowfights with shondo except I just punch her because im an eepy guy, let me sleep woman

>>66776263
>he fell for it

>>66776263
Take your meds.

fuck zoomers

>>66776263
If your mother was a 30 years old hag when you were born then you are mentally ill.

>>66776524
gladly

>>66776406
I did.
>>66776492
I did.
>>66776604
We'll see.

>>66776787
I'm more of a gen alpha connoisseur myself.

>>66776604
uh oh

>>66776880
Anon Gen Alpha is from 2010 onwards… the oldests are 13-14…

>>66777019
iiiii didn't know that. haha

>>66777019
too old

>>66777019
>>66777078 (me)
That joke was bad, I'm not Luna or Dewd. Sorry.

spending time with your legal loli wife fallenshadow before she divorces you and becomes a dime a dozen normie tuber

>>66776604
it's shover for me isn't it, bros

>>66777288
Yeah, babies made with rotten eggs tend to be defective. Evolutionarily speaking women were designed to have a handful of children by the time they're 20 years old, not to have their first child at 35 years old.

>>66775136
retard
She always lies and hides things. We all know she is racist even if she always says she's not for example