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How come they are not worried about people joining to just get close to the girls. I mean if you get in you get access to nijisanji girls and the hololive girls with a little bit of work.

I mean for instance you get in to get close to the hologirls all you have to do first is befriend ollie and that easy cause ollie wants to be friends with everybody and this can happend with just a tweet. After you become friend with ollie the audience starts to love you and want more of you.

The next step would be the next time mori puts out a song shill the fuck out it and make mori feel proud of herself and slowly becomes firend with her a twitter. Then since you did your music reps you put out your own song and mori comments on it. Then you go for the song collab and mori will accept due to previous interactions. Then more of the hololive audience loves you and praise you and they start asking for more collabs.

After Mori you go after kiara and since she saw how much fun you had mori and ollie she taken a liken to you. But you impress her with your languge reps you did and shill her fucking songs. Then she asks you for a collab and she agree and people love you mori.

Now here comes the hard part which are ame,ina, and gura. First you did your artreps and did fanart of holoen and nijisanjien together and ina retweets it. Now you used the nijisanji connections and collabs with other artists ina takes notice and begins to notice you more seriously. Due to friendly relationship with mori and kira you set up among us game with those two and some nijisanji members then you invite ina to play due to previous meeting she accepts and you play among us and get closer. At this point everybody wants and people love seeing you and they want more collabs.

Before going after Ame or Gura you decided to back up and go after Fubuki in the jp branch. Since Fubuki is friendly with everybody you ask for collab and your a riseing newcomer she accepts. Thanks to you doing jap reps you impress fubuki with your japanese and she says "Good Japanese friend" The audidence laught now there memes about you getting nihongo jozu by friend and makes your popular swell even higher.

After the collab with fubuki you go after matsuri who will be accept an collab with a male and she loves you your charm and the audience loves it more and she makes you your pet for collabs. After this you collabs with lower holo like mel,aki, and you collab with anya to pity her and look like a saint.

Ame saw you having fun with all the other holo and wants to collab cause you earned the others trust but it apex with ollie. You take this chance and impress ame with your skills and ollie hypes you up. Ame falls in love with your apex skills and asks you to duo with her after. Now finally after becoming friend with all other en it just leaves Gura. You set up a massive tourment and invites all member of holo en but gura with nijisanji. Then at the last minute you ask gura because one of the members drop out last minute and you and holo en beg her she accepts. This is your one chance and if you fail here your plan of becoming firend with the rest of the holo fail. In the tourment gura learns to enjoy herself and has fun in the game due to it being full of holo and niji. She finally feels like she has friends and it all thanks to you. After the tournament due to all friendly realtionship gura asks to help you due a tourment you accept and become friends with gura. Now that Gura friends with you the rest of hololive wants to be friendly with you due to realtionship with gura. Even GFE holo want to love you and they don't see you as a threat to their fanbase cause of matsuri early call you as a pet.

Now you can freely interact with any of the holo you want.

>> No.6670489

meds????

>> No.6670547

Holy fucking tl:dr

>> No.6670589

>>6670327
>How come they are not worried about people joining to just get close to the girls.
Because they're ugly. Do your roommate reps

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>>6670327

>> No.6670629

>>6670327
meds

>> No.6670681

>>6670327
>subject is Nijisanji EN Males
>Hololive
>Hololive
>Hololive
>Hololive
>Hololive
You're better of being a western e-celeb if you want to fuck the Hologirls.

>> No.6670704

Is this one of those AI shitposts

>> No.6670752

meds?

>> No.6670817

>>6670681
>You're better of being a western e-celeb if you want to fuck the Hologirls.
t. Connor

>> No.6671080

>>6670327
>all that work
>never fucks Gura roomate
>never fucks any chuuba roomate
Literary why

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>>6670327
Sorry anon, it already happened so you only have the secondary slopped pussies

>> No.6671168

>>6670327
I stole Ame's ability and came from the future, but Gura committed suicide when Ame fell in love with me. Gura was a real lesbian and apparently loved Ame. She seems to have had a psychotic break due to the fact that I NTR'd Ame.

>> No.6671174

>>6670327
Nigga i'm not reading that shit

>> No.6671204

>>6671138
>Matuli getting any action

>> No.6671218

>>6671138
You know, im starting to think a lot of this yurishit might be fake and this girls are just regular old milllenial tier sluts.

>> No.6671357

>>6670327
>How come they are not worried about people joining to just get close to the girls
The ONE Nijiguy who wanted to fuck vtubers was terminated before debuting.
The rest are pure little boys who just want to play video games.
I trust Niji's ability to filter out the creeps.

>> No.6671359

From the thumbnail I thought this would be another thread where anons talk about auditioning for wave 4 but it's just a schizo fanfiction dump.

>> No.6672992

>>6671218
I think you may be retarded for only noticing this now.

>> No.6675027

>>6671359
LOL same.

>> No.6675224

>>6671359
>>6675027
Just cuck holobronies like his fanfiction when you get in anons

>> No.6675510

>>6670327
Imagine wanting to fuck a voice actress because you like the character, instead of wanting to fuck the character herself. Eceleb culture is an affront to classical weebism.

>> No.6675581

>>6670327
I don't care about the girls. I want to become famous and meet cute anime boys.

>> No.6676396

>>6670327
Can't believe someone took time to write this.

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>>6670327
I mean, Nijisanji hired a rapist, they only found out because he was a complete retard who wrote the entire plan in plain sight, the other nijimales and holostars don't fall in the rapist category, as far as we know, but they want pussy and use other methods

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If you have the talent and put enough effort to go all the way to get into Nijisanji just because you really want to fuck the girls then you probably deserve it

>> No.6678816

I'll drop any nijigirl who regularly collabs with the nijimen.

>> No.6678848

>>6670327
Not reading all that

>> No.6679188

that post is gross man, how can you even think about stuff like that.

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