/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I miss my boyfriend.

Uncharacteristically early Tomo mixing stream
https://youtu.be/hTsTIt4sR8c

Hey beerpals does miori have a lewd fanart tag?

[Tomo news]
He is working on multiple covers at the moment and will probably be streaming a bit more often

>>66643816
Mio? lewds? never

>>66643816
She's the seisoest chuuba

>>66643832
>out of phase basement
>still busy as fuck, but will stream it now

Hi, hope you made it through the week okay and have a peaceful weekend. I love my dear spidorkmother and waking up to the sight of her beautiful eyes and bright smile, the sound of her hungry growls, and the feeling of her powerful fists churning my insides like cookie dough. I'm Ami's punching bag

>"Oh my god, hi honey!~"
>Sorry, I'm gonna kill myself.
>Oh, I shouldn't say that. That was a joke.

Today's another day I get to spend with my beautiful dorky spidermom and that makes me really happy

This cover sounds like it's gonna be a fucking banger when it's done.

>>66643893
What Phase stuff did he work on recently?

TOMO'S PC IS EXPLODING LET'S GOOOOOOOO

>>66643921
He's just like me

Tomo
>originally said he couldn't stream because he's busy
>streams
Kazu
>said he was gonna stream more
>

Attention all Vtubers! This is your new GREAT Purple Smoke speaking!
Throw away all pride. Throw away all pride and just pander. Pander to the lowest common denominator. Be happy if you have to. That is my advice. Keep smiling, yeah, just keep smiling. Just throw away your pride and keep on smiling.
Thank you for your attention.

>>66644358
Very true, but consider the fact that Tomo doesn't have a full-time jail warden.

>>66644423
Dude after that ASMR I can't imagine the things she does to my man

>>66644519
The degradation thing? Juna would be ridiculously good at that if she decided to commit.

>>66644358
>Kazu
>Lisa
>Yuuna
Together, they are /tsunX/'s "don't actually expect them to stream when they say they will" sub-unit

>>66644519
where's this?

>>66644956
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=no52dJzNFcw

>>66643816
Mio? Spending hundreds on erotical artworks commissions? never

>>66643718
hobnob...
https://twitter.com/amemachihanabi/status/1746208750858576141

>>66645144

>>66643652
https://www.twitch.tv/crystalmilktea
Crystal's actually live with Monhun.

Meru Love!

>>66645457
It's cute how similar her speech and mannerisms are to Meru's at times, you can really tell that they're close

>>66645457
Does she normally stream at these hours or is this an exception?

Has Tomo gotten a new roommate (husband) yet?

>>66632630
I want to hold hands with muu muyu

if ami says hi to me today that means she loves me

>>66645831
He said in one of his Twitch streams that there's been no new roommates, nah.

>>66645856

>>66645715
I haven't seen her stream this timeslot at all in the last two months. I think she usually goes several hours before this.

>>66646227
I guess the call of the hunt was strong

>>66643652
woah cowboy tiddies

ami is masturbating right now

>>66643652
>Crystal somehow didn't realize that this artist drew big fuckin' titties until after she'd requested the skeb
Meru's dog is a little pon...

>>66645831
He can't bring himself to dismantle the Seigi shrine in his old room

>Tomo and Crystal ending at the exact same time
They are?

Ami is live and playing more Metal Gear Solid 2!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbSnYfjuFSs

>>66647061
AVOIDING OVERLAPPING WITH AMI

>crystal raided girl_dm
Wow, this new model is a far cry from the cutesy catgirl I remember.

>>66647113
Looking forward to her reaction to Raiden

eb...

Mio is literally my only happiness in life now, I don't know what I would do without her, I'd probably just die without her

>>66646043
today is the day ami confessed her love for ME!

Oh Raiden's VA is Silver the Hedgehog

Nobody tell Ami that gators can run at 35mph

Wait what happened to the malimba account
I never use this trash site

>>66647734
watch streams

>>66647734
Then go learn to use it if you want to find out

>>66647776
Protein!

>>66647754
Im trying man I have been lagging behind on vods for weeks
>>66647764
nigger

>>66647872
Eggbr and Jelly bonding over a plate of tasty sea lice!

mfw trying to follow a kojima story

The nanomachines in Ami's body? All me.

Midsemi Midlock

>>66647986
Wow the thumbnail made me think of something entirely different

>>66648066
*pisses on u*

ALBANIA MENTIONED

AMI COME TO BRAZIL

Slutsemi Lovescock

>WHO ARE YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUU!?
Ami is so fucking confused kek

[Ami news]
She got pooped on

>>66648429
Completely and utterly Kojimo'd

>>66648514
yeah, by me

>>66648514
>Get pooped on
>Slip in bird shit
I'd just jump into the ocean and swim away at that point

>gets shat on by bird
>aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAA

Ami is a FAT FUCK

>>66648194

>>66648709

>>66648745
It's fucking moover

>>66648745
MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU I MISS MUYU

>>66648745
rest well little cow

>>66648745

>>66648745
I guess I can use this chance to watch the stream I missed yesterday

I am once again thinking about my mother is skintight outfits

>>66648194
God I want to slam my face into that armpit

[Non-news]
Ami has the urge to bite

Did Mio delete some tweets? I swear there were more tweets earlier

>>66649104

>>66649486
I love that her forehead is big enough that she still has space for a headband above the second set of eyes

>>66648084
same

>>66649796
Ember's member...

I can't believe Dizzy got replaced with a pink woman and an Italian...

SNAKE THIS IS NO TIME FOR A GIRLNAP

Dizzy is on the telly https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NledIinVds

>Let's get a good look at the man

>>66650031
THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE

Ami............................

>>66649542
Only this one

>"You know I'll do everything I can to help you"
>Except tell me what you're talking about
Ah, women

>>66650257
>I don't have a clue, what is it Rose? Talk to me
>I'd rather you figure it out
Remove all women (except Ami) from this operation

[Ami news]
She's women

Ami is urinating right now

>>66650494
yea on me

>>66650531
this nigga is BEANS

>Railgun mentioned
>"ONLY MY RAILGUN CAN SHOOT IT IMASUGU"

a dud

>Can Buckos be sappy to other Buckos?
>Of course, Buckos can be sweet to other Buckos!

Remember, anons, your oshi doesn't just poop. She SHITS.

>>66648129

Raiden is such a goober

>>66650566
fucking hot

Big boy...

Bomb disposal time

C4 smeel

>You guys are not stinky, you're smelly

>>66652182
I want to sniff Ami and have Ami sniff me

>>66652014
>Ami defusing a big smelly bomb in the woman's restroom

>>66652264
Average day for a janitor

>"GET IN THE CLOSET! GET IN THE CLOSET! GET IN THE CLOSET!"
>Raiden gets in the closet
>"SHUT THE DOOR!"
>Raiden gets out and shuts the door

>>66652570
Raiden wouldn't last 30 seconds in Alien: Isolation

>I'm only the slightest bit stinky right now
I need to SNIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFF

amipeed

>Laughing her ass off
>Cuts to BRB without saying anything
It happened again...

Ami is urinating right now

>>66653023
yea on me

She definitely peed a little

>>66653208
First she sneak
Then she leak

Ebr...

>>66653264
Picturing Ember attempting to snatch a roast potato straight out of the oven with her bare hands while eurodance blasts in the background

>Sneaks up behind a guy and proceeds to accidentally shoot him in the back of the head several times
Unorthodox Ami stealth tactics

>>66652973
she did say something, she barely managed to squeak out that she had to pee

This game really brings out her silly

bread later

>>66654274
>Let's just say I'm one of your fans

>Is April 30th even a real date or is April one of those months with 29 days?
Ami...

>Oh it's the armpit girl!
kek

God I'm so glad she's playing this game I'm in fucking hysterics

>just walks off the edge
AMI GAMING

oh my god Ami please

ROLLING STA-

>I'm kind of mind blown
>Blown mind
>Blind moan
>...Wait, no, not that last one

Ami is literally Raiden fr fr

King Kong is a euphemism for SEX

"Watching movies" all night with Ami...

I want to watch King Kong with Ami.

I want to have sex with King Kong while Ami watches

>>66654991
I want to re-enact the v-rex vs king kong battle with her, she gets to bite I get to throw her around

>>66655017
Do NOT the monkey!

>JACK! WE STILL HAVE TO WATCH KING KONG FOR THE 40TH TIME!

i dont have twitter is this real? >>66655055

>>66655334
It's true. It really happened.

Nen's being suspicious on xitter
>>66655334
No...

>>66655334
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AD7YgOHa5zg

>>66655647
Cooking up something abominable no doubt

I do be liking that Ami tongue waggle

ami thinks her dirty laundry won't be picked clean by tomorrow the FOOL

[Ami news]
She hasn't done her laundry

>fake prosthetic leg
BRAVO KOJIMBLES

>>66654443
(lie)

>Can you guys defuse some tension while I'm gone? Defuse each other's... worries.
What did she mean by this?

...Defuse tension?

Ami is urinating right now

>>66656677
Shall I demonstrate for you?

>>66656677
Bend over bucko

>>66656677

[Good news]
Ami is eating

>I don't remember what I said, but it wasn't great wording on my part
Oh Ami...

Larabar sponsorship WHEN

Who wants to become my coconut cream larabar?

[Ami news]
MRE stream might actually happen because a Bucko has offered to send her some

>>66656741
>>66656799
>>66656820
So forward...~

I'd strut Ami's pump (if you know what I mean)

>>66655334
It's the result you get if you don't admit to having any flaws.

>Everybody eat some goo!

Ami's pregnant wife...

Ami's pregnant wife? Me.

You WILL run up the stairs on all fours.

Sniper Spider

>>66657081
I'd let Steve breed her.

Sleepy but I actually remember to link her at the start of her stream and not five minutes before the end
https://youtu.be/U_3CmExnopY

>>66658067
Eepy...

>>66658255
Mio don't

BAD WORD ALERT
BAD WORD ALERT
BAD WORD ALERT

NO MIO DON'T DIE

>>66658316
What's so bad about "aaaAAAAAAAyyyyyyyYYYYYYYYsssssssSSSSSSSS"?

[Non-news]
Ami is hungry

>Dono calling Ami a bombshell goes straight over her head
Clueless

IT'S AMI'S BIRTHDAY LET'S GOOOOOOO

>>66658669
>>66658743
Ami's brain is smoother than usual today!

The love of my life is sick and Im not there to take care of her

You could take Ami to a restaurant, do the classic show to propose to her having the staff and even some other people eating help you and all she'd do is cheer along then continue eating like normal

I miss Ami...

I miss Ami...

I miss Ami...

I miss Ami...

I miss Ami...

I miss Ami...

I miss Ami...

>>66658966
>>66658967
>>66658969
>>66658970
Wow, a double double.

>>66658067
Sleepy is looking particularly beautiful today

>>66658067
Forgive my ignorance, but what is Sleepy's inroads to the /tsunx/ clique? Who exactly does she know?

>>66659568
she's like half the ritual posters

my gf doesn't deserve this

>>66659568
she is THE nonpexistentFembucko

>>66659568
Number 1 ami fangirl and good friend of lisa

>>66659568
She's a fembucko who owns an Ami hoodie (and fills it with girl stink) and friends with Lisa, Sheepy and Sleepy had a collab about a month ago too

>>66659895
Fembuckos do not exist

>>66659568
She's close with Lisa and has collabed with her several times, and she loves Ami. REALLY loves Ami.

>>66659568
She's a Phase sweetheart and has the bare minimum requisite interaction for them to post about her here.

>>66659910
They're real and they've got you in their sights!

>>66660000
double quads of lie

>>66660000
THE FEMBUCKO IS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL

>>66660000
Holy fuck

>>66660000
It's gospel now 100% confirmed factual (real)

>>66660000

>>66660000
No more gay sex, buckos, we're free...

>>66659961
Sadly true.

>>66660000
what the actual fuck

>>66660000
Please pull the trigger..

Buckos
>Femboys
FemBuckos
>Muscular tomboys and gun nuts
How did this happen?

>>66660463
The first rule of /tsunx/ is equivalent exchange.

>I'm gonna climb in bed with your kids
SLEEPY NO

>>66660654
>Sleepy taking photos of your sleeping children as references for some random dude to make lifelike sculptures of them

I would take all of this woman's health problems in her place if I could, I'm pretty healthy so she can take my health

>>66659922
the only reason she isn't in chat constantly is because she has an alt she talks on instead
>it's the account i membered to ami on, 2008 (registration date)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nghuKuoVnm8&t=3370s
>i sent ami the files for the skeb but i just realized i didnt use my vtuber acc and now she might figure out who i am (picrel)
i actually appreciate that she just wants to be a normal bucko rather than get special attention

>Sleepy wants to 100% this game and Twilight Princess on-stream

>>66661945
God I love cute purple dorks

>>66660000
Nice GET.
And thank you to everyone else for the answers!

gf live https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCMedAXm1vA

my girlfriend is fucking SICK

>>66655334
https://twitter.com/amiyaaranha/status/1746329066439954756

>>66662416
who's SICK and why is she cheating on me with him

she feels terrible

oh my god miori take a break

this woman refuses to make the slightest change to literally any plan

>stop buying my things thank you

>he crusted
sorry for your loss yuuners but i'm gonna use this image forever

I suck at this I think

>>66662930
>Just got out of the hospital herself
>Now her grandpa is on his deathbed
fuck
take all the time you need Yuuners

Fuck sake. I'd rather you not stream at all if you're gonna be in a terrible mood because you're sick. Just rest you beautiful stubborn woman

>>66662930
Good luck bread

Who the fuck gets angry at Mio for missing a karaoke?

This reminds me of the time when an old general had tons of puzzles during either downtime or when people were streaming. I enjoyed it dearly.

>>66663605
no one except the SEA antis that live in her head

the fuck is wrong with this puzzle site?

SHIMA YOU STUPID FUCKING BIRDBRAIN IT'S BEEN A WEEK SINCE YOU SAID "NEXT WEEK" please come back I miss you so much

>>66663801
works in my machine

>>66663801
use edge / firefox

>>66663830
>Shima, Maria and Haewon all sick
>All revived to retweet Yomi's new cover anyway
I'll forgive their extended absences because Gen Fourn't unity is always cute

>>66663801
theres an option for only square pieces

>>66663613
I know there are a few other generals on /vt/ that do jigs, and /pcgia/ has invited us to do it with them a few times. I wouldn't mind if it became a thing in /tsunX/ too, god knows we've got the dead hours for it.

>>66662436
This is almost entirely accurate, only missing the Chemical X accidentally added to the mix: copious amounts of dorkiness.

Fuck it let's give it a try
https://jiggie.fun/tsunx

My spidermom is also a dashing prince

Mio feels more imouto tier when she gets too sick.

Rei will return

am I the only one whose screen is still missing a Mogu piece

>>66668605
yes

>>66668605
regular old desync, it has a number of rare but benign causes
refresh the page

It's Saya Saturday!
https://youtu.be/ehRus47Oduc

Dwagon is planning her schedule for next week so be sure to beg her not to play League of Legends

sorry Mio, I hate karaoke

mio cute

>Reacting to Pippa reacting
This is it. Content has peaked.

>Why do you keep calling the monkeys Jelly?

she sounded very happy today, can't wait for the meltdown during or after the karaoke

ASTA LOVE

>Game where you literally just click on bees
>Crashes
Saya...

>There's nothing dirty in my room besides bags of garbage
>There's a lot...

>Asta is walking over trash in Saya's room
GIWTWM

>>66671617
>>66671703
What is wrong with this dragon, her eyes must be watery all the time at the least from the stink

>>66665106
The jig was jigged successfully, hope you all enjoyed

>>66672108
ggs I love jigs

>>66671703
>He keeps sticking his nose into the trash bags

God just imagine licking Saya's tummy, I bet your tongue would turn black

I love pippa raids

Feels like Saya's getting back into the groove of streaming now, she's definitely loosened up a bit since debut

>>66673267
It really isn't that bad anon

[Saya news]
She has a dog

[Asta news]
He has a dragon

>>66673267
Yeah dude totally nothing wrong with it dude cappipalists are fine haha did you know by the way their name is a political joke haha she's not a political vtuber though btw

my gf is singing https://youtu.be/mcpsXUws91k

>>66673853
OVERWHELMING JEALOUSY TOWARDS ASTA

my girlfriend is about to be really insecure for a couple hours

IT SHOULD BE ME GETTING PICKED UP BY SAYA

>>66674641
>stream is archived!
But for how long

>>66674889
Chai looks normal next to this...

>Saya was about to end stream
>Got so caught up gushing about how much she loves dogs that she's still going
Cute

>>66675116

>FirstName LastName
>NTR
Every time

>Drink oil before eating glass so you might throw up the glass and shred your throat twice
what in the fuck is she talking about right now

LAST CHANCE TO CONTRIBUTE TO SHIMADA'S CARD WE NEED MORE GOALKEEPER MEMES

>>66673443

>>66675685
you love to see it

It has been ZERO days since Mio got jumpscared by Careless Whisper

Fuck you Kazu

>>66675950

Oh to forcefeed Saya a carolina reaper...

It blows my mind how people like Mio can still sing so well even when they're sick

>>66676239
I want to suck those tits

i miss when i was only attracted to mio sexually and not romantically

>>66675749
I would if I knew how to...
Well do anything, actually

She says it'll be archived but I stopped trusting that word long ago

>>66676648
Same

>>66676505
Just open up MS Paint and let thoughts of tigre control your strokes

Saya is becoming cuter every stream

>It's League, who cares
Based

so what is a harmony guide exactly

>>66676461
Same, I feel as though I've been bewitched

mio age regression

UOHHH OUHHHHHHHHHO U HS AGHGHHHH GHH SEX SEX SE XR APE RAPE LOLIMIOAGHHH I GOTTA RAPE SEX CUM INSIDE LOLIMIO RAPEEE UOHHHHH

>>66677916
Least horny beerpal

Cute bebe!

>>66677712
you record individual guide tracks for each of the harmony parts

Banger

UOHHH OUHHHHHHHHHO U HS AGHGHHHH GHH SEX SEX SE XR APE RAPE normalMIOAGHHH I GOTTA RAPE SEX CUM INSIDE normalMIO RAPEEE UOHHHHH

mio is shoving her huge swinging tits in my face again

That doesn't sound like headpats...

[Non-news]
Mio is hungry

>>66678294
I volunteer

Mio is currently urinating in my mouth

Mio is urinating right now

>>66678184
don't be a coomer bro

>>66679269
I posted this.

>>66679269
I posted this

>>66679269
>>66679313
>>66679402
All me

I love karaoke streams and I hope one day Mio can just enjoy doing them too!

>>66679557
same, I adore Mio's voice so much and every time she sings I fall for her a little more

>People are so nice to me today, I'm not used to it
Miowi...

oh I have been waiting for a karaoke of this song since the watchalong

mio you DUMBASS you did great and while being sick FUCK YOU you are AMAZING and I love you

https://twitter.com/onolumi/status/1746400386314125422
now this is a surprise

>>66680352
HOLY

>>66680352
Holy shit Lumi's collabing with somebody who isn't Ami (and also Ami)!

MIO'S THROAT IS DYING LET'S FUCKIN GOOOOOOO

>>66680766
Sorry guys, I was too rough last night

[Mio's news]
She's diabet

she just killed jonathan

I am going to enter Miori Celesta's stomach

>>66681046
t. millions of my sperm cells

>>66681098
my sperm made this post

Mio...

Mio dot dot dot

i love my dumb and insecure girlfriend

[Great news]
Mio will eat after stream

[Major Announcement] Mio hungry AGAIN

[Big News]
Mio is hungry

>Mio is starting to get creeped out by her most braindead simps
took long enough

>>66681330
if it were anyone but that one guy I would've thought it was inappropriate. He always lovebombs her

New thread
>>66681669
>>66681669
>>66681669

MIO LUST