/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

i love nasa!

WAKE THE FUCK UP!

WE WERE ALMOST FREE

Pippa love~!

Another night another dead hours thread.

drr drr drr

awa

im really enjoying salami sandwiches lately but i heat them up and my sister is bullying me because "nobody eats hot salami" so i respond with "everyone eats hot salami its not weird" im not crazy right? everyone likes a hot salami sandwich right?

>>66492314
I don't know if I will be sleeping tonight.
I slept 3-4 hours more than usual today.

/pcg/ ROSTER POLL
https://strawpoll.com/XmZRxA0m6nd
This is not the medal poll, that one will come after the players are decided. Also, some of the options are voter submitted write-ins.
>name field
The requirement is only there to make sure your vote isn't lost in the void.

I also want to bring attention to the fact that the current number of talents means Tenma's backup keeper will no longer be another Tenma, which in turn means no longer guaranteed starter status. As such, I suggest allowing Tenma to run for a medal position (winning the medal vote means forfeiting her GK spot), and failing to win a medal would return her to the starter GK position.

>>66492347
People eat hot salami on pizza

>>66492347
It's been a long while since I had one, but it sounds good.

I will RAPE this cute little pink rabbit and there is NOTHING you can do to stop me

>>66492347
Doesn't sound weird at all. Eat your sandwich however you want.

>>66492314
>>66492364
It's a bit early so most waiting rooms aren't up but tomorrow's scheduled streams

NOW (Literally right now)
Dead Hours

SOON
Dead Hours

LATER
Saya Sairroxs (9h30m | Overwatch)
https://www.youtube.com/@sayasairroxs/streams
Komachi Panko (11h30m | Doorbell-ko)
https://www.youtube.com/@komachipanko/streams
Ember Amane (12h30m | Zatsu)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jY4gYfOEWs
Hakushika Iori (12h30m | Among the Sleep (Tw))
https://www.twitch.tv/iorihakushika
Kaneko Lumi (14h30m | ??? Twitch)
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
Shiina Amanogawa (15h30m | Neopets & Scientology Presentation)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUu_jLBhRew
Rinkou 'Lia' Ashelia (16h30m | Coffin Game)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opHtaagHwPw
Runie Ruse (16h30m | Writing Terrible Shounen)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcZSkhhJpnk
Pipkin Pippa (18h30m | ???)
https://www.youtube.com/@PipkinPippa/streams
Chisaka Airi (18h30m | Half-Life)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zqeSuRZOZ0
Erina Makina (20h | Reading Confessions Uruka Ch)
https://www.youtube.com/@ErinaMakina/streams
Fujikura Uruka (20h | Reading Confessions w/ Sister Erina)
https://www.youtube.com/@FujikuraUruka/streams
Utatane Nasa (29h30m | ASMR!)
https://www.youtube.com/@UtataneNasa/streams

BONUS
Hanamori Natsumi (LIVE | Guardian Tales)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_Wx4cJFtZw

>>66492347
if you have other meats and some cheese you want to melt with the sandwich warming it up is a pretty good idea,
>>66492383
Also this

>>66492322
>drr drr drr

>>66492456

i tried watching some of eimis roblox vod but the sizziling noise gave me ear cancer

>>66492456

How do you cope with living in a socially broken society?

>>66492058
Why do anons insist on telling us when they jack off?

>>66492523
>socially broken society
holy redundant

>>66492523
I just hate people.

>>66492523
we're in the thread dedicated to discussing vtubers, how the fuck do you think?

>>66492523
Vtubers, obviously

>>66492539
I'm going to go jack off

>>66492539
why do anons insist on cross-threading it

>>66492553
>>66492569
And what if vtubers stop working?

>>66492523
Fapping, mostly.

I wonder what dragunny does all day.

>>66492598

I'm horny

>>66492419
I don't know if anyone has said this to you but thank you for your dedication.

>>66492633
Hi horny, I'm anon

>>66492633
hi dizzy

>>66492598
Hard drugs

>>66492347
i think it's better cold, but it's a different taste and a very different sandwich so i can see why you'd do it

>>66492347
Hot salami is way more flavorful, she has no clue what she's talking about. You better be melting some cheese on those though.

I need to get my mind off whatever the hell I just watched.

So, /pcg/ who are your 3 favorite Phase character designs?

Me? I think I would say Saya, her model would so easily fit in like a "Tales of" game. So many neat details. Her sword is pretty boss too. Erina, she's just beautiful. I like the tattoo/etching on her cyborg arm. Her dress makes her look like she runs a fancy cyberpunk bar. Lastly, Nasa. She would work as character in Guilty Gear. Love the design of her hands, tail and horns. The choice of colors really pop.

The seas are dead, a perfect opportunity for an early rest. Goodnight /pcg/.

>>66492726
What were you watching anon?

>>66492749
goodnight lovebug

>>66492749
Good night bug.

>>66492749
nini lovebug

Just found out today that jong had an entire anime series produced
With a sequel announced just a few days ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYkF0-s8ndU&list=PLoAgSyWcJ8j8WXFvySEhiWqMDLobymxFT&index=11

It's really good

https://youtu.be/E61OTOCq4sA
Crazy vtuber drama in the right wing commentary community

>>66492726
Saya, Panko and Jelly are my favourite in terms of design

>>66492523
Finding chuubas to watch that make me think "hey, she's a lot like me and/or really likeable, maybe my generation and humanity as a whole isn't fucked" and then wanting to kill myself after I do my reps, after which I decide if what I see is a dealbreaker or if I can still get some enjoyment out of them.

>>66492523
Fantasize about being isekaied
also this >>66492600

>>66492852
Pippa has the worst fans

>>66492749
Goodnight Sailor and goodnight /pcg/

>>66492836
Maybe watching these will help me cope with my 6 game 3rd place streak in ranked.

>>66492880
good night hostage.

>>66492650
CUTE!

>>66492749
nini lovebug!
>>66492880
nini hostage!

>>66492878
I don't disagree

>>66492852
Do you know anything about Lia's secrets? I discovered 2 things about her that surprised me.

>>66492456
Do you think says calls Sakana a monkey when they have sex?

>>66492523
Pull up a lawn chair and enjoy the show.

>Wowie, my life sure does suck
>I know, I'll ask for advice on how to fix it in a forum dedicated to the most least productive hobby out there, relish in the (you)'s for an hour, then completely ignore any actual advice and do the same thing again tomorrow!
It's strange seeing someone waste their life away in real time.

>>66492726
for me it's Nasa, Michi and Saya

>>66492749
>>66492880
Goodnight.

How do I get a girl to sex with me

>>66492838
The catalogue is that way.

>>66493063

>>66492951
Not much that isn't surface level really. I watch her a bit less frequently than I do other talents, even if I have been a little more recently.

>>66493018
>most least

>>66492726
Muyu, Shiina and Airi for me. Flat cow loli is such an erotic concept that it can't help but win.

>>66492896
3rd place is a win in ranked though

>>66492896
>>66492916
>>66493023
Oyasumi

>>66492347
only if your salami soesn't shrivel up and start smelling and tasting weird when heated

>>66492840
PUFFY VULVA

>>66492726
Basing it off each gen

Gen 1: tenma
The color scheme and simplicity really work for me, plus it's a very well rigged model

Gen 2: Panko

Really good facial animations, very smug and both curvy and T-T at the some time

Gen 3: Muyu
T--------------------------------------------T uoh
also really like the oversized labcoat

>>66493097
She pretends to be retarded when the reality is that she was an honours student, even if she wasn't top of class and was just bronze ranked, still better than so many others. Also, she's had history of supporting BLM.

Do you think jelly gorilla minecraft again?

>>66492852
Pippa reps made her better because shes literally me

>>66493317
probably not

>>66492347
i don't eat it alone but if always toast/bake subs i make.

>>66493271
Wow thats cringe.

>>66493326
You're a groomed furry?

>>66493326
>femanon was groomed
Makes sense I guess

Which Phase Girl should stream this game?

>>66493271
Americans structured their education system after League of Legends ranked?

>>66493326
I feel like thats most people here. People were having that argument over Pippa just a couple days ago.

>>66493326
Are you still with him femanon?

So now that the dust is settled, how is the new gen doing?

>>66493418
Who else

>>66492539
>femanon or liker is using reverse psychology to get more anons to post their masturbatory escapades
I see right through you

Catching up on Muyu's doom vod. Her crying due to psyching herself into thinking about the minimoos abandoning her is weirdly arousing.

>>66493326
Same unfortunately kek. We're 1/1 on near everything. It does add a layer of frustration watching her succumb to the very fixable shit though. Hard not to have the mindset that if my useless ass can do x y z she can too.

>>66493271
You can make honors by simply not being full on retard these days. Probably 10% chance you find a girl younger than 35 who didn't post some BLM bullshit at some point.

>>66493440
I saw it was ranked like the olympics, bronze silver and gold. Sort of similar to how martial arts have a coloured belt ranked system. Metals ranking is common wherever you look, including credit cards.

>>66493500
People outside America don't give a shit about BLM

I drunk bottle of chocolate baileys watching the collab stream now I don't feel great

Did I miss a sign saying I have to have been groomed on my way here or something what the fuck

>>66493398
>>66493407
>pippa was groomed
Got proof?

>>66492254
Where are the kimono outfits? And I don't mean sticking a png on their existing models.

>>66493326
I wish she was me, even Pippa is 3 times more normie and well adjusted.
maybe im just that much of a sheltered loser

>thread is shit
Why are you fags like this?

>>66493452
Eimi and Muyu are the standouts. Hina is coomer bait. Runie seems alright. Haven't seen much Saya.

>>66493271
You cant place all the blame on children when they are literally taught to be victimized by banks and media. Thats what school has become, listening to authority, not improving your knowledge.

>>66493580
Hina is the best coomer bait I've seen, she's my standout

>>66493564
They got groomed

>>66493593
>they are literally taught to be victimized by banks and media.
Oy vey.

>>66493529
retard.
You're not gonna die or anything but 80% of what you drank is a mixture of cream, cocoa, and vegetable oil. Of course your stomach is gonna be upset.

>>66493628
You're forgetting the most important ingredient

>>66493544
They exaggerate because of cuck fantasies. Shes not part of it anymore, just surface level. You don't stop liking your interests, you just distance yourself from "certain people"

>>66493500
She gave the option in her past life commissions to donate to BLM rather than herself. I don't know much about the edducation system since I graduated in 2014, and it's different state to state, district to distict.

>>66493558
>"I wish she was (sic) me" instead of "I wish I were her"
you need to pay more attention to the way your internal monologue works and try to reframe your semantic view of the world; if that is the natural way you see the world then that is very grim indeed.

>>66493452
aight
i like them and the phase feel seems reasonably intact

>>66493645
the alcohol in 1 bottle of baileys isn't all that much really.

>>66493648
I'm not saying she's a bad person because of it but that was clearly grooming

>>66493726
That's going to upset your stomach more than chocolate milk

Are the JPs still stuck in Twitter vtweeter hell? When are they debuting? I need to know when I am supposed to pretend to like them and that I understand moon runes.

>>66493092
Why is this the post I feel is most likely to be Pippa in this thread?

>>66493738
choccy milk isn't the same as choccy creamer

>>66493739
You are supposed to pretend to like them from the moment they got announced to the moment they graduate.

>>66493739
it's only been like a week brother
wonder what they're doing for JP promotion if anything

>>66493763
ok it's a chocolate milkshake with alcohol in

>>66493803
even less of an accurate statement

>>66493750
>pippa
>using sound posts

>>66493237
uoh dragunny ToT ToT

>>66493452
/tsunx/ is rightful phase world clay.

>>66493831
it's cream and cocoa and sugar
that's what baileys is with alcohol in, don't fool yourself

>>66492840
>>66493237
>no crease

>>66493867
yeah a milkshake isn't made with heavy cream, retard

>>66493849
Pippa confirmed she had the extensions for sound posts

my cat knocked my fingernail collection all over the floor and i can't just scoop them up as they're all mixed with hair and fur now

>>66493879
Unfortunately, Saya does wear panties

>>66493849
the idea of her messaging one of her mods or sleepy when she wants to make a soundpost just popped into my head and it is hilarious even if it is farfetched

>>66493894
What do you think ice cream is made of?

>>66493935
Ice cream is made with ice and cream.

>>66493904
huh?

>>66493904

>>66493904
You have to be kidding me...

>>66493904
>fingernail collection
do women really

>>66493904
Have you considered suicide?

>>66493904
You're a femanon talking about her false nail collection... right?

>>66493904
>fingernail collection

>>66494008
i meant clippings

goodnight have nice dead hours

Miss this stinky brat

The thing about the new gen, there doesn't seem to be any "disaster" people. You typically get one or two of those in any new vtuber gen. That includes the big companies. But Phase's hires are all pretty solid. Seems like a really great group of people Sakana put together.

>>66493904
posts like these are what make dead hours worth it kek thanks anon-- >>66494043 YOOOOOOOO

>everyone pretending they don't keep their recently peeled off nails around
fuck you guys

>>66493271
>How dare she support the idea cops should stop killing unarmed people!
You're cringe. To say the least.

>>66494042
nini utanationalist!

>>66493904
>>66494043
...Nano?

>>66494042
Sleep well nasaposter

>>66494066
Saya will be a low-key disaster when she gets bored of streaming again

>youtube keeps recommending me Wemi's Ultimate Mouth Works
S T O P
T
O
P

>>66493544
Posting proof gets you a 3 day vacation.
>>66493648
>Shes not part of it anymore
I think thats what the past tense expresses, yes. Doesnt really change the reality of what happened. Also, idk if it really stopped tbqh

>>66494118
Stop cumming in her eye so she can get better

>>66494072
Listen, either all lives matter or no lives matter. Racializing everything is fucking stupid. The only race that deserves extermination is pajeets, but if they clean up and stop being sick then they could be redeemed.

Guys, there's been a lot of faggotry afoot. It almost seems like a concerted effort. Who would orchestrate something like that? Why Phase?
I'll not be dissuaded, I like most of these girls.

>pippa said she plays lance in MH
>average lance gameplay:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdeU63PGYKQ

>>66494070
>nor clipping directly over the toilet or a trashcan
psycho or subhuman detected

>>66494066
I thought Hina would be after seeing debut, but she's found herself very fast

>>66494066
They all definitely have certain roles and viewer demographics that they would appeal to. Fishman thought it out well this time. Feels like Phase, but none are too far to one extreme or the other to alienate a more normie crowd.

>>66494223
Rave slut

FISHMAN? INVADERS 2????
https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1745294482281807902

>>66494235
BIG FAT HARD KICKS

>>66494210
>clipping
I clearly said peeled

>>66494223
I still don't really know what niche hina fills
same for saya really

>>66494241
No Invaders 2 will be Matpat

>>66494260
>I still don't really know what niche hina fills
big tit GFE
>same for saya really
gura clone

>>66494144
So no proofs then?

>>66494118
She made that ASMR just for you, whore. Don't let her down.

>>66494206
As someone that doesn't play much mh all I can say is yep looks like mh.

>>66494256
that sounds extremely painful

>>66494272
>Invaders 2
fuck you too

>>66494229
I think hiring Saya was a....bold choice. She doesn't have the best track record you know.

>>66494285
Its all well documented. You are just not getting spoonfed here because people are too lazy to reset their router you filthy newfag. Takes about 5 minutes to look up everything on your own.

>>66493904
fingernail collection?

>>66494312
it isn't that bad

[Wemi news]
Pain
https://twitter.com/Remilia_Nephys/status/1745352912405168296

>>66494314
just look at the silhouette

>>66494349
that would be invaders 3

>>66494347
does anyone know what condition she has?

>>66494312

>>66494332
If it’s so simple and easy why don’t you post it? Or perhaps you are just talking out of your ass?

>>66494349
That would be invaders 3...

>>66494349
I honestly didn't get that it was matpat's silhouette until now

>>66494241
I like Selen, but I think she'd be better off in VShojo if not being fully independent. Would be cool if some collabs happen in the future if when she leaves Niji.

>>66494070
>>66494256
The fuck are you doing to your nails?

It looks like I missed saying good night to most people and we have a lot of dead hours so I'm going to learn how to archive and see if there's easier ways to make soundposts

>>66494375
>>66494147

>>66494320
What's her deal? I usually avoid snooping on their past life shit.

>>66494367
>>66494377
He will be the 4th member of Invaders 2

>>66494148
>Racializing everything is fucking stupid
Post nose.

>>66494376
>why don’t you post it?
I just told you. I'm too lazy to restart my router.

>>66494260
For now it's airhead GFE, but who knows how long that kayfabe will hold up.

>>66494070
This anon is a reptilian.

>>66494070
>>66494210
i usually clip them over/near a bin, but sometimes i do it at my computer and then i just put them to the side to throw away later, but then the pile grew big enough that i didn't want to get rid of it so i kept adding to it

>>66494417
do you think she's pretending to be dumb?

>>66494373
need

>>66494384
True but one thing to keep in mind.
NijiEN overwhelmingly panders to an asian audience....with the exception of a few people. Selen, and Pomu in particular have a very large western audience, which means they could probably thrive in Phase.

It's just something to consider. I think it's too easy to shut the door on a possibility when it exists.

>>66494384
Anon, I had to be the bearer of bad news...

https://files.catbox.moe/23ybzo.mp4

>>66494375
She damaged her eye. I'm guessing she ran into something. She thought she was going to have to have surgery, thank God it wasn't that serious.

>>66494375
If I understand, her cornea is scratched. Likely a result of something in the outdoor time of her Japan trip

>>66494338
There's certain sects of religion that believe you have to die "whole." Fingernails are a part of you so...
Anon is either a jew or some weird catholic.

>>66494144
im pretty sure the actual situation that can't be named is over, but she's still retarded and clings to people with a clear desire to use her.

>>66494285
>>66494376

I've got your proofs right here, anon's just being a whiny fag

>he wants the quick Reandown
Haha, guess it's time to not hold back...
>orphaned and adopted into a Noble family
>final student of a legendary swordsman
>secret son of the mysterious big bad who's actually good
>such a chad that he not only adds every woman to his ever-expanding harem but also the men
>his sister and her friend (who is the royal princess)'s vaginas becomes waterfalls at the sheer mention of his name
>chosen to pilot an ancient super mecha
>masters and can fully control his *psh nothin personell kid" demonic powers
>wields a tachi (a better and cooler katana) and can teleport behind you
>beats one of the most powerful swordsmen in history that's hyped up in Trails in the Sky
>grows up to become a teacher, can romance his underage students
>just saying "haha" makes everybody drop their pants for him
>uses the power of friendship to defeat the true antagonist interdimensional hatred curse that appears at the last second
>is technically royalty, his biological father is the reincarnation of an ancient Emperor
>breaks up budding romances between other characters that were developing in the third game because everybody sucks his dick in the fourth game
>even the protagonists of previous games hype him up
>can get with and utterly dick down any girl of his choosing
>kills himself in a noble self sacrifice with his fujobait boyfriend to break a curse but not really because the even bigger bigger villains rewrite the timeline to get the true ending
>becomes one of the strongest characters on the continent
>has the option to cuck Estelle away from Joshua, Tita away from Agate, Tio away from Lloyd, etc.
>now a version of himself from an alternate timeline is trying to kill him because he's too chad
>tops Japanese official popularity polls, brought his franchise to the spotlight,
>made it so that the majority of the franchise's games are about him
>is the writer's favorite character, writer goes on to call the previous protagonists embarrassing

>>66494400
Nothing major, the usual "I am not your friend," attitude and some edgy jokes where she was too retarded to not be misunderstood so she just doubled and tripled down. There's just a couple retards here that overdramatize it like they do everything else

>>66494454
Already explained before that that is just her talking shit about someone buying cosmetics, which she always does. It's not even a clip taken out of context, you'd just have to be a retard to read into it as anything else.

pippa should phase out

>>66494400
She fucks dogs (unironically)

>>66494393
>dig fingernail into top of other fingernail near top corner
>peel down and to side that corner was on
>dig into side of nail and peel across to the other side
sometimes I can skip the first 2 if I let my nails get longer than I like first or if I'm doing my toenails straight out of the shower

>>66494499
>you'd just have to be a retard
Anon I have bad news about the posters here

pippa should have unprotected sex with me multiple times until she gets pregnant

>>66494486
Well, I hope she gets her shit together. Or lets me use her and shower her with love.

>>66493529
I stick to beer and wine. All these premixed drinks or caffeine+alcohol or canned hard lemonades etc tends to give me heartburn.

Exception being the occasional margarita. But only with a meal.

Could really go for a guerilla about now Muyu

>>66494490

>>66494564
Pippa should let me use her like an onahole

>>66494450
Selen likes making things happen and organizing stuff. All she really needs is a bit of support, which VShojo can supply while she gets to do what she wants without any need of getting stuff approved/canceled by management. She also streams with males a lot, which would often include streaming with other Phase girls (if she was in the company) and males at the same time, which will trigger a bunch of retards.

>>66494525
Your fingernails are weak, get some blood work done and fix your diet

>>66494433
My rrat is that only Gen 1 and maybe some of Gen 2 have almost no kayfabe since Phase was relatively new at the time. Invaders and Gen 3 are more or less experienced so they can put up their facade longer.

>>66494499
Selen straight up says that she hates Phase on stream and you still don't believe it? stfu anon and let people take the bait

>>66494498
People here going full fucking retard over some virtual anime teenager not really being their friend... no way.

>>66494647
You can easily do that with healthy fingernails. Skill issue if you can't.

>>66494647
I've been doing it for 2 decades and nothing has come up yet in any blood work I've had to have done

>>66494670
Hina hasn't streamed before

>>66492347
8 replies without a sister joke... bros I think 4chan is healing

>>66494634
>Selen likes making things happen and organizing stuff
Yeah, she is a valuable person to have in a lot of regards. She is kind of a tour-de-force, like Pippa.
She might have a place in Phase. In any case I think it's dumb to shut the door on that possibility. Plus I bet she'd be really grateful to have a supportive environment.

>>66494676
>People here going full fucking retard
Many such cases

>>66494433
I think it's greatly exaggerated for charm's sake.

>>66494400
She didn't like streaming and didn't like her audience and only came back once every few months to collect money and then go back on hiatus again

>>66494521
Those dogs?
Woof Woof(me)

>>66494765
To be fair, Dizzy also hated streaming back then.

>>66494670
I still don't believe it because she never said that.

>>66494815
What changed?

>>66494765
yuri did that too and people liked her

>>66494828
She fell in love with me and became my personal vtuber except the public version of personal. We're in love though.

>>66494670
Airi is kayfabe
Lia is Kayfabe
Shiina is Kayfabe

>>66494765
Was she Indie or Corpo? If she was indie I could see it being harder for some young girl to deal with the internet freak show without a support base. They aren't all like Pippa who feeds on the filth.

>>66492658
Tell me about the Wemi, why does she not sit down?

The poll will be running for 4 more hours to reach the 24h mark, but it's largely settled by now. There's one vote that's very very tight right now and there are three that will have to have a runoff vote due to late name submissions performing very well, but otherwise it's pretty much set in stone. Also very good participation rate until now with 120 votes (it says 121 but one is an obvious duplicate), this is the kind of participation that would make 4CC big markets cum.

>>66494903
>Was she Indie or Corpo?
both

>>66494829
I think Yuri has lupus, so when she has flares she's basically in pain 24 hours a day. kind of hard to stream like that. that's why she does more art commissions now

>>66494670
>Girls are definitely not mentally ill, they are actually all perfect actors

>>66494912
>The poll will be running for 4 more hours
what poll

what's the difference between pickme and kayfabe?

>>66494960
this one >>66492377

>>66494903
Corpo then ditched corp to be indie. Was doing well when she left from memory, idk how it went after that, didn't really follow her.

>>66494903
>They aren't all like Pippa who feeds on the filth.
Pippa isn’t like that though

>>66494870
>Lia is Kayfabe

>>66494912
Was it 23 characters or 22 characters total that are on in the end?

>>66494828
Tsunderia died.

>>66495030
23, the 23rd slot is reserved for Sad Girl Company.

>>66494726
I don't really watch her, but I think she'd be a great addition if she somehow came to Phase. The only problem really is her male collabs, but people eventually get over Pippas, so it'd be the same I imagine.

>>66494919
>Yuri has lupus
Absolutely retarded to post that, unless she's posting. Dude, out of everything, she's the one that got axed? It wasn't something small ya fucking dimwit. People want "transparency" and then cry when a girl gets put on blast..
Fish was right to keep it private. You fuckers are insufferable.

>>66494911
The Wemi butt butt is so big it reaches to the floor in that position

>>66495057
They only male collab because they're in Nijisanji, most vtubers aren't intrinsically male collabers who will male collab wherever they are

>>66495078
ok thanks for basically confirming, retard

>>66495078
Anon is right about something autoimmune, but it's not lupus, it's Hashimoto's, some /pcg/ anon pieced it together two years ago and she confirmed it a couple of months ago.

>>66494870
Airi and Shiina are definitely kayfabe since they have some modelling experience. Lia though is only a bit. She's seems to be the type of person to read and write raunchy fanfics, and has a mental illness, whichever one she said she had.

>>66495057
She'd be a great addition to any roster from what I can tell. Phase is probably too small for her at this moment, but she'd do great with the mostly free reign the fish allows.

There isn't a single argument against male collabs which doesn't paint its proponents as deranged. Prove me wrong.

>>66495195
I watch vtubers to pretend I have a girlfriend
If there is a male there, I can't pretend they're my girlfriend

>>66495195
I just don't like em

>>66495053
So as is the current 23rd will get the axe for Sad Girl Company and Fishman will take Ember's slot?

>>66495239
what
no
each talent gets one slot
the one poll is actually 22 separate subpolls into one

>128 talents
>0 fucking streams
Fishman really?

>looping kayfabe
Its obvious who is kayfabe and who isnt. hint: its not kayfabe

>>66495195
I personally think most are just boring and uncomfortable unless it's a male I actually follow or can be interesting like Tenma had.

>>66495264
So what's the point of the (Other) section?

>>66495195
Women and men should be segregated most of the time. Every couple months you should be sent through a antibacterial slurry and plop into a clean room with a random woman. You have sex for the purpose of procreation then move on.

>>66495195
If a male vtuber was a good entertainer they'd be a regular streamer instead. Instead they're bottom of the barrel trash who happen to be friends with a woman.

Pippa News; Its Phase Friend Ichihime's birthday.

>>66495303
we jonging?

>>66495183
Lia pretends like she is intellectually challenged but really she just needs to focus and have confidence.

>>66495303
>didn't even give out a free pull
fucking jews

>>66495322
No I just happened to finish my last ranked match for the night and notice the tweet.

>>66495195
I dont want to watch males.

>>66495297
The (Other) are voter submitted write-ins. Not every write-in is eligible for a slot (the most obvious case being that of Squibbycat), but I don't delete invalid entries.

>>66495303
tweets a fake jong girl's birthday but not the hamsters lmao

How do I get into Jong? It looks complicated.

>>66495195
Why do you want to look at men? Are you gay?

>>66495367
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>>66495337
be careful not to get banned

>>66495370
there's a basic tutorial in game, it really isn't that complicated

>>66495335
>Lia pretends like she is intellectually challenged
>pretends
https://youtu.be/_Fpf_uoTQxU

i think i was empathizing with eimi too much during that collab
i kept feeling like jelly was just tolerating her for some reason

>>66495387
damn how'd she get a daki already

>>66495428
>i kept feeling like jelly was just tolerating her for some reason
me too, but I couldn't really read the vibes

>>66495195
The parasocial experience relies on a level of trust and exclusivity that male collabs ruin.
There was a great post that explained it before and I might look for it, but essentially there's a vast gulf between the chuuba and the viewers (hence why people like to say parasocials are insane). But since the viewers are all on a level field, it allows their relationship with the chuuba to work as one, into a more powerful and closer bond. Any other man on stream has the opportunity and ability to be on the same level as the chuuba, a higher level than all the fans, ruining the effect of that bond.
Note how actual irl celebrities get some exception here, because they're on a level so clearly beyond, the fanbase is basically on the same level as the chuuba.

>>66495370
There's an initial hurdle of what seems like dumb rules to learn and then you have to learn the valid hands, but you can quickly learn that. Then you just have to keep playing. The actual complexities and depth aren't something you need to worry about now, you will probably start picking up on them as you play.

I think there's some good video guides out there, but I just learned from watching a few streams and brute force playing it myself and looking up stuff when I got hit with what seemed like a nonsense rule.

>>66495428
If you empathized with Jelly instead you'd realise that wasn't the case

>>66495469
This is a bunch of useless words to say "I can't pretend she's my girlfriend anymore"

>>66492419
Lumi starts at 1pm PST, one hour earlier than yesterday.

>>66495428
Jelly merely pretends to be autistic as kayfabe
Eimi is genuinely fucking autistic

>>66495337
I fucking wish those were jews.
Working in mobile game development has unironically blackpilled me on racism. I've seen far too many monetization honchos who don't have a single drop of jewish blood in them, and would order shit that a funny merchant guy would think to be too much.

>>66495424
not gonna change my mind, i have joked and pretended the same way. it's easy and fun, but she makes money from people who are like "oooh, funny retard girl needs my support, she is just so miserable." give me a fucking break man.

So the 60% surgery anon was fake right? he did not die right?

>>66495532
wouldn't that technically be whitepilling you on racism?

>>66495507
I dont have to pretend

>>66495428
a mean girl posted this

>>66495531
bait

I like to hear Pippas voice, its so soothing. Its unfortunate shes so quiet during collabs but Im glad she had fun, hopefully she'll keep at it :)

>>66495175
>/pcg/ anon pieced it together
Glad that he cracked the case. If only such brilliant minds started solving murders.
Nobody addressed the secondary point: She did something so fucked that she got fired from PHASE.
Once again... Fish was right to keep it private.

>>66495592
Not baiting. Having watched both extensively, I am 100% being serious.

>>66492347
Bet you eat hot salami, mayo, and raw onion sandwiches like a freak.
imagine the smell

>>66495635
How can you have watched Eimi extensively

>>66495526
I'm going to strangle Lumi

>>66495531
Did you watch that after stream? That was pure, uncut autism. If Jelly is pretending, she's one of the greatest actresses of her young generation.

>>66495428
yeah, also gen3 somehow feels a little disconnected already

>>66495195
Here is one argument and your (You)s

>>66495635
I guess you are referring to the gun hoe medical prescription definition.

>>66495195
If the vtuber is at all trying to appeal to people you claim to be "deranged", then there you go. That's the argument in itself.

I don't care about male collabs, but I'm not going to defend girls who try to milk money out of people who want GFE and then get upset when they get criticized after they screw over that very audience. Also plenty of people just don't want to watch male collabs as sometimes the content of the stream can take a significant hit, especially if the male is an autistic sex pest type.

>>66495607
Me too anon

>>66495507
I'm sorry that you can't make chad go exclusive with you. But seething against the vtuber industry won't change him.

>>66495673
Tomorrow is 8am, Saturday and Sunday are 9am.

>>66495711
why is this post so smug?

>>66495507
Not the guy youre replying to but get off your ego and listen to good advice. Its good analysis and it explains why the chuuba/viewer relationship works.

Id add to this that because vtuber models are anime, it further distances the parasocial aspects and puts them squarely into fantasy. Jence why regular female streamers have a harder time establishing this connection beyond that they arent flawless big boob anime women irl.
Because its fantasy a viewer can suspend their disbelief and think there is an actual connection where there is none.

Finally you can also see this in action when a chuuba hides their relationship behind calling it "brother", "roommates" "family" etc. who just happen to live with a 20smth young woman making good money on the side. It allows for enough suspension of disbelief that the illusion isnt shattered.

"Male on stream" explains a lot about the chuuba/viewer relationship, even outside gfe specific streamers.

>>66495714
I agree with your position, I just think you're being dishonest and coming with a bunch of intellectual cope when the real reason we dont want male collabs is >>66495219

>>66495740
It's bait for people who tell me I've saved a thumbnail, with which I respond with a link to the same post. Keep it on the hush hush.

>>66495195
There are no good male vtubers and there never have been. I watch plenty of male streamers, like Demo, Brendaniel, Rimmy (even enjoyed his collabs with Pippa and Sleepy), Spudgun, etc, but I don't watch any male vtubers, because none of them are good at games or funny which you have to be if you aren't going to LARP as a cute girl.

>>66495894
>There are no good male vtubers and there never have been.
Vedal himself is actually pretty good.

>>66495894
i like tileman and he's about to have an actual model

is ember the one with the fattest ass? who else has a big ass?
bonus points if we know they are gassy

>>66495762
>intellectual cope
You mean reason and thought?

>>66495965
You come up with a bunch of complicated reasons to skirt around the basic point

>>66495677
They’re just new and still fitting in. Jelly and Eimi seemed to be genuinely autistically bonding. Feel like Saya might be the only one who has a harder time fitting in for some reason.

Imagine that you're a fan of someone who pretends being intellectually challenged by saying the most obviously fake stuff that literally not even a down syndrome person would ever believe.

Lia

>>66495979
It sounds like you have an agenda.

>>66495918
Neuro is a beefed up chatbot, and she still somehow manages to put out more personality than her creator does.
They work alright as a duo, but Vedal alone is not an entertainer at all.
He seems aware of that at least - which makes him better than most "low 2view hell" wannabe male vtubers.

>>66496003

>>66494349
>His oshi is a homobegger grim

>>66496018
I don't

>>66496003
If a woman pretends to be retarded then I don't have to be confronted with her genuine retardation and I can pretend she isn't retarded, even though she is, just not in the way that she pretends.

>>66495475
>>66495417
I guess I will just do it.

>>66495195
I don't have to prove anything. If you're OK with a girl you like talking to other guys, you need to get your hormones checked. Parasocial as fuck. I know.
Some of you guys are alright don't come to stream tomorrow

>>66496029
Nice refutation
Quite compelling

>>66495428
Why would jelly voluntary do an guerilla collab with Eimi if she wasn't enjoying it?

>>66496021
Playing to your strengths is a skill.

>>66495195
I'm straight, why would I watch men, it's like expecting guys to watch gay porn or Barbie.

>>66496136
She felt sorry for Eimi because she's such a loser

>>66496136
Jelly was having a blast. You could hear it in her voice.

Guys.... this vtubing thing seems cool, should I do it?

>>66495195
I actually do watch and enjoy male vtubers but at the end of the day it isn't phase culture, and if the majority ITT don't want them near the girls then I don't either

>>66496116
Try being less blatantly ESL

>>66496210
was she? I didn't hear wawawawa a single time.

>>66495918
Vedal is an accessory to Neuro, he's not a good streamer on his own.
>>66495921
He's excruciatingly unfunny, and I barely tolerate that god-awful game when it's just the girls are playing it.

>>66496077
Refer to this list of hands. A lot of them aren't really ever going to come up. But what you need to know is what hands you can have with an open hand (calling pon/chi/kan (from another player) opens your hand). All Simples, All Triples, Half Flush, or a Triplet of a dragon or seat/your wind are the ones you will actually use regularly. Basically the general rule is if you open your hand and your hand contains terminals (1's or 9's) or honor tiles (dragons/winds) then you're going to need one of those yaku (valid hands). Then just figure out what furiten is and everything else develops from there.

>>66495195
The opportunity cost just isn't there. It hurts the talent's and the company's bottom line with no equivalent benefit to offset that. Even if it doesn't affect your enjoyment it's a similar situation to how you don't want someone you like to do stupid shit that cuts off their potential for sponsorships and growth.
With vtubers most of the "sponsors" are just lonely people spending their money on a girl that gives them an escape from their normal lives and makes them feel less lonely. Having some random dude hanging out and chatting with that girl is going to bring them straight back to reality and make those people feel more isolated. Simple situation of not understanding what it is you're marketing and who your audience is

Sensible talk aside, I hate male collabs because males that get into vtubing instead of fleshstreaming are, almost without exception. bottom of the barrel slimy content creators that make for mediocre at best streams and cause needless drama that is super easily avoided

>>66496233
No males.

>>66495195
It is rare that they doesn't devolve into 3rd wheeling the viewerbase.
It is bad content most of the time unless it is in interview/topic based discussion format.
Doesn't help that most male vtubers are actively hostile toward viewers and donators that don't want that shit. Fucking holostars joked about an 'NTR' podcast for god sakes. They're inherently malicious and even corpos seem to just roll with it.

>>66495979
NTA but have you ever been in an actual relationship before. The chuuba / viewer dynamic is the furthest thing from an actual one. Vtuber system falls into the territory of dreams, imagination, delusion and fantasy. Men watch female vtubers for a sense of closeness, the well adjusted know it is entertainment, the crazies I agree with your point 'think' it is what having a girlfriend is really like. It's entertainment with active customer service, girls creating the fantasy of anime into reality and people choose to take a step in for different reasons. I like watching Phase to see them grow because I enjoy their content. The imagination and thoughts of 'ooo sex the vtuber' is just natural instinctual programming but if you become fixated on it, that is what parasocial means to me when you lose grip over the entire picture.

>>66496240
My spelling and sentence structure is on point, you fucking copium huffing retard.

>>66496316
You can't extrapolate that all male vtubers are malicious because one wanted to make an NTR podcast

>>66495195
I dont care if they collab with a male as long as its quality content and they arent acting weird. The worst part is actually the cuck posters and schizos freaking out about literally nothing. There WILL be more male collabs.

>>66496333
>someone who pretends being intellectually challenged
Nah, you're brown.

>>66496326
Yes
Men watch vtubers to PRETEND they're their girlfriend, of course it's not real
But we can't do that if there's a male on stream

>>66496350
Terminated bitch

>>66496313
Im not joining phase. If I do vtube youll never see me /here/

While we are on hot takes:
I can't stand interviews and they make for terrible content. I come to a vtubers channel to watch a vtuber. I don't want to watching some literally who take over the stream talking about stuff I don't care about.

>>66496253
That’s why it was genuine you could tell they didn’t give a fuck about chat they were just spazzing out over retard shit and having a blast.

>>66496376
Post your hand to make sure YOU are not brown.

>>66496333
NTA but that run-on sentence isn't grammatically correct, and I can't even correct you because I have no idea what you're trying to say

>>66496402
>watching
Watch

>>66495195
I find watching a woman I slightly care about as far as hoping she does well flirt with a man that I don't care about or vice versa boring as fuck and moderately uncomfortable on the grounds of "get a room". It's trash content for anyone not directly involved.

>>66496426

>>66496429
You must suffer from an even greater degree of retardation than Pippa, which is a very difficult thing to achieve.

>>66496527
No, I just speak English
You're mixing tenses

>>66496465
Neither does your oshi.

Thread is gay, needs more cunny

>>66495195
>dead hours topic of the night: Male collabs
>something that only applies to 2 talents in the entire company, both of whom very rarely do.
>otherwise completely off topic
I'd really love for pcg to not feel like an extension of #'s for just one day please. You guys sweet so much over something that's doesn't apple /here/ at all.

I miss michiru

>>66496271
Thanks man. It probably just looks complicated on the surface. And then its a deep game once you are really into it.

>>66496568
Now THIS idiot is a brown ESL faggot

>>66496568
>You guys sweet
y-you too

>>66496077
To start go for Richi every round unless you can PON for 3 of a dragon or the Seat/Round Wind. You can learn the other win conditions over time as you go, those three will be enough for you to start playing and get used to the game
Jongers love to make shit overly complex for no reason

>>66496568
>sweet so much

>>66496568
>>that's doesn't apple
How about you hire someone to proofread your shit?

>>66496379
True, I do agree that part of the fantasy is the biggest reason why certain chuubas get crazier numbers compared to others. Men in the picture does break that immersion so pretend would apply 95% of the time. The other percent is kept for the guys that stand bye what's most important to them and are just there to have a good time. The test of your feelings of course would be if male collabs happen.

>>66496675
>>66496634
>>66496624
Hear me out, the autocorrect wasn't intentional but It fits in with my cute lemon image, so it's now cannonically correct grammar and English. Get rekted losers.

>>66496557
>Thinking Pankoposters are all Panko fans
You're dumber than you look anon, and you look pretty dumb

So which new gen is gonna be #3 most popular? (Muyu and Eimi are competing amongst themselves for #1) I feel like Hina will get big off some ASMR coomer baiting eventually.

>>66495195
I exclusively watch girl vtubers to recharge my social battery so I can deal with my wife.

>>66496358
>one
A member of the flagship vtuber corpo.
Let alone the actions of others.
The fact that they let a member mess with potential income by taking the piss speaks volumes.