/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Two more weeks btw

*GENERAL NUMBERFAG SITES*
>https://playboard.co/en/
>http://ikioi-ranking.com/
>https://vrabi.net/
>https://www.vstats.jp
>https://live-ranking.userlocal.jp/vtuber-ranking

Hololive sites
>https://vt.poi.cat/
>https://www.hololyzer.net/youtube/index.html
>https://trackholo.live/en/
>https://www.hololive-songs.com/
>https://holo-spotify-stats.jirikunes.eu/

Nijisanji sites
>https://niji-mado.web.app/stats/hourly
>https://twitter.com/2434rankings
>https://twitter.com/2434subscriber
>https://www.nijiuta.com/

Twitch
>https://sullygnome.com/
>https://twitchtracker.com/
>https://stats.roki.sh/

Full list at https://pastebin.com/nCGZL1Lp

This bread will be butter

>>66369531
I can believe it's not butter

Pippa Pipkin will get 10k this year. Rin Penrose will get 5k.

Holokek make me so mad i punch my monitor

>>66369304
>Pomu talks about upcoming projects
>Announces graduation a few days later
I always assume Nijis are lying so people don’t suspect a thing. When they finally spill their guts it’s always “I’ve been wanting to quit for a year, holy shit I’ve hated working here and only stayed because of my friends”

>>66369572
Damn, small corpos are small!

>>66369304
Pomu is a traitorous bitch that is leaving Nijisanji to join the competition. I regret falling for her "I am a true Nijisanji fan" bullshit. I expected this from the other 2 because they were just in it for money but Pomu is a new low

>>66369572
Bold for you to predict both will graduate

>>66369108
Where is the lie? Do we have a Epstein(Kiara) list of people who flew with her in her island?

>>66369514
/b/omu........

I think the sisters should shut up

>>66369584
Thats retardation

>>66368472
>>66368556
roru, just funny how little you retards know that both of these opinions are posted here

>>66369696
>cast away already
kek

love mommy!

>>66369489
This Marine gold is an Ao gold too

>>66369699
If Pippa, the official vtuber of 4chan, were to graduate she would get 50k and both Mori and Ironmouse along with Fauna would all congratulate her for being a pillar of vtubing.

>>66369598
Hololive CCV will decline to new lows for EN and increase to new highs for JP, you will continue to post copes like "vtubing is declining in the west".

>>66369805
not how it works beggar

Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.

>>66369805

>>66369572
10k for what?

>>66368556
Lain is a good girl, I don't know why she gets a bad rap with Holofans considering she's a fan and wouldn't mind going in that sort of direction. I wouldn't be shocked if you applied to both. She has a love for her wave that makes no sense in nijisanji, like they're genmates rather than people who happened to debut around the same time. Chat even gets mad at her and warns her if she mentions Marine.

>>66369918

>>66369260
Essentially, yeah.
Management wants to completely ignore nijisanji's shitposting roots, because they got fucking sponsors and shit now.
Lauren got into trouble and apologized profusely on stream for using "Fabyutteru" which Mito used with zero repercussions in 2019. Because that shit was just the norm back then.
But now VTuber antis can use this type of shit as ammo, and cancel sponsorships, so niji corporate made Lauren apologize.
This just continues the cycle of sperging because for older nijifans "THIS IS NIJISANJI, WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU MAKING HIM APOLOGIZE !?!?!?" is the norm. Some newer normalfags got into Niji through Salome or their newer, more "safe" content, but they will usually be dominating the twitter replies, meaning these old fans can do nothing but seethe about the absolute state of this company on 5ch or other places.

Melting down.

>>66370064
I don't get it

>>66369918
>>66369805
I honestly can't wait for her second outfit, I'm pretty sure it will be girlier since the whole ''I'm a badass pussy destroyer angle didn't work''

>>66369985

>>66370064
Explain, idiot.

>>66370095
It's too late to save her.

>>66370153
>It's revealed in her new second outfit she's a booba monster
I CANNOT GET ANY MORE ERECT

>tally not posted
>beggar tourist posting literal who lewds

>>66369918
Too big.

>>66369879
I have no idea of what you are saying or how it connects to
>small corpos being small

>>66370064
Oh yeah, saw that catalog thread about Kuro trying to tax evade or something

>>66370221
en hours purisu andastando

>>66369696
post wallet if serious

>>66370176
Save her from what?

>>66370276
Salami MOGGED.

Grim

>>66370270
this is eurotard hours

>>66370213
their unit costume confirms she's flat as a board. is Cover willing to retcon the booba on her next outfit?

*FINAL EN COPE TALLY OF THE DAY IS IN*

>01/09 TALLY (1.000 - 4.999)
4.050: Bettel (Holostars) | 1st Anniversary Watchalong
4.048: Pomu (Nijisanji) | Pokémon Black
3.389: Shinri (Holostars) | 1st Anniversary Watchalong
2.805: Enna (Nijisanji) | Dave the Diver
2.426: Hakka (Holostars) | Lethal Company Tempus VG Collab
2.395: Shinri (Holostars) | Lethal Company Tempus VG Collab
2.313: Flayon (Holostars) | 1st Anniversary Watchalong
2.266: Altare (Holostars) | Lethal Company
2.051: Fulgur (Nijisanji) | A Date with Death
1.788: Victoria (Nijisanji) | Killer7
1.659: Shiina (Phase-Connect) | Just Chatting
1.571: Ruze (Holostars) | Slime Rancher 2
1.491: Reimu (Nijisanji) | Metal Gear Solid 3
1.451: Sonny (Nijisanji) | Super Mario RPG
1.435: Vantacrow (Nijisanji) | Animal Crossing
1.285: Uki (Nijisanji) | Drunk Chatting
1.283: Meloco (Nijisanji) | Animal Crossing
1.241: Runie (Phase-Connect) | Yomawari: Night Alone
1.239: Lia (Phase-Connect) | Variety Stream
1.219: Miori Celesta (Indie) | ASMR Stream
1.207: Hina (Phase-Connect) | Doom Eternal
1.200: Rin (idol) | Variety Stream w/ Kai
1.183: Muyu (Phase-Connect) | Just Chatting
1.115: Goldbullet (Holostars) | The Outlast Trials
1.109: Tenma (Phase-Connect) | Transistor
1.102: Airi (Phase-Connect) | Minecraft
1.064: Flayon (Holostars) | Lethal Company Tempus VG Collab
1.051: Ren (Nijisanji) | Animal Crossing

The closest gap ever between the Gold winner and Silver in the EN Cope tally.

Even after the countless warnings, you still chose to watch and get invested in NijiEN. Why?

Just in case in need some entertainment in dead hours
>>66368543

>>66370153

Its incredible how once you stop engaging in a fandom and get outside you realize how small it is on Internet universe....
I used to think BTS was big when I was consuming their content, it has been 2 years now and I dont even see any mindshare of them
I understand why non-vtuber fans donot realize how big Hololive is

>>66370392
They're only side bitches to me and I only enjoy them casually, Holo is where my oshi reside and where I go hardcore

>>66370384
>4.050: Bettel (Holostars) | 1st Anniversary Watchalong
>4.048: Pomu (Nijisanji) | Pokémon Black
Graduation buff doko? Trannydachis doko?

>>66370394
If only I knew who any of those are

>>66370470
There's like 4-5 billion people out there so no shit a few million who know what a vtuber is small.

>>66370470
internet fame isnt real fame

>>66370470
Post your tits pls

>>66370470
post tits

>>66370451

>>66370528
pmaru is Kaguya Luna
she fucked Kizuna Ai's husband while she was taking care of the children she had with him. This is most likely the reason she graduated.

>>66370568
>>66370578
two sisters together!!!
You first

>01/09 FINAL EN TW DAILY TALLY
11,104: Mouse (Vshojo)
6,876 : Filian (Mythic)
5,642 : Zen (Vshojo)
5,421 : Melody (Vshojo)

>EN TWITCH GOLD FOR JANUARY 2024
01) Mouse (Vshojo) - 11,902 - VRChat
02) Mouse (Vshojo) - 14,215 - Lethal Company
03) Mouse (Vshojo) - 13,128 - Jisatsu
04) Vedal (Indie) - 19,902 - Birthday Subathon
05) Henya (Vshojo) - 6,816 - SunkenLand
06) Henya (Vshojo) - 7,014 - Minecraft
07) Zen (Vshojo) - 8,759 - Monster Hunter World
08) Mouse (Vshojo) - 12,322 - Zatsu
09) Mouse (Vshojo) - 11,104 - GTAV

>PER GROUP
8x: Vshojo
1x: Indie

>PER STREAMER
5x: Mouse
2x:Henya
1x:Vedal, Zen

>POINTS PER STREAMER (Gold = 5pts, Silver = 3pts, Bronze = 1pt)
28p: Mouse
14p: Henya
11p: Zen, Vedal
10p: Filian
03p: Froot
01p: Tricky, Matara, Yuzu, Shylily

>>66370470

>>66370470
>I see things I'm only interested in
Shocking. You can stop seeing literally anything if you just don't look for it and adjust your feeds.

>>66369518
Qt

>>66370394
>If you need entertainment just revisit old news
I mean if you're a new fag reading history could be entertaining indeed, lurk moar.

>>66370650
You shouldn't ask for such things

>>66369514

>>66370470
you might get a slight passing at rare times, but yeah vtubers, even hololive are literal who's in the normalfag side of things.

>>66370798
H-hot...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pFLmLSWoIw
EN Gold locked in

>>66370369
>AND AO HAS ALWAYS BEEN A K CUP

>>66370644
>she fucked Kizuna Ai's husband while she was taking care of the children she had with him

>>66370868
Love u Irys, but not today

>>66370868
Don't think so, Pomu is going to play MGS today

>>66370945
There's no other context, this is litreally what happened.

>>66370945
that was the korekore rrat that neither party confirmed.

>>66370942
Kek

>>66370091
Kuro sisters melting down because of him going to indonesia. Probably because of mika

>>66370868
mumei karaoke today

Any updates on advent acrylic numbers?

>>66370978

Ceres Fauna welcomes you into her warm embrace

>>66370842
>>66370470
The closer you are to weeb shit, the more Hololive you see. Specifically Hololive too, not even any other vtubers. I also see holos as profile pics all over the internet.

Do you guys think it's just a coincidence that Mumei is mostly gone when all of the worlds major problems are occuring in abundance now?

What's /#/'s thoughts on Kuro tax evading?
>>66367660

>「DAYBREAK FRONTLINE」 - 音乃瀬奏 (cover) *new*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWexRFqs3Wg
>「名前のない怪物」 - 音乃瀬奏 (cover)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45ZfAdZuaok

>>66371119
like what

>>66371029
Surely Japanese Keemstar would not lie to us, right?

>>66371131
Honestly based. EU taxes are a fucking scam, fuck EU government
t. EUgod

>>66371131
He's there for Mika's pussy

>>66371119
dw it's archived she won't sing the anglophone national anthems again, ww3 can wait another day.

>>66371131
Tax evasion is based

>>66369869
Nice hooter

>>66371152
Like multiple wars and looming election.

Kiara doxxed a bird

>>66371277
How is Trump coming back a problem

>>66371131
Imagine paying taxes to a country who is actively using your money to import innumerable third-world migrants to replace you, your family, your city, and your culture. London is like 30% white at this point.

>>66371086

>>66371317
It's gonna be a disaster no matter what happens, anon.

>>66371328
You think that's bad? Doctor Who is entirely tax funded.

>>66371396
Pretty sure its a chance to get the world back on proper track

>>66371131
Of all the places to dodge taxes why go to a shithole

>>66371429
His girlfriend lives there

I like Fauna

>>66371484
>AI
kys Scott

>>66371277
based, hopefully the Philippine's, china(both mainland and island) and Singapore gets wiped of the map within the next year or so. We would be better for it, less schizos overall.

>>66371484
liking isn't enough

>>66371522
That's not Scott, I'm Scott

>cause of death
liver failure
>organ donor
yes

>>66371522
I am the real Scott. Also, that's not AI idiot.

>>66371426
Or just get us a normal neocon
Biden opened his campaign a few days ago comparing Trump to Hitler, which isn't true, but its an easy win for republicans if we can just get anyone but Trump in the election since sleep Joe's entire campaign is just "Trump bad".
Vtubing-wise, this means that the election cycle with have the most impact on vtubers based in the US.

i think ENs might get more tourist if they had JP clips talking about western culture. Most EN jp clips I see are about ENs talking about JP culture instead

Speaking of which
>>66368094
Do you think Loli Kami will surpass P-maru's cover as the first 100M?

>>66371131
He lives in the UK. Probably has like 30-50% tax rate lol

>>66371426
I think you're on the wrong board.

https://twitter.com/yukino_o_0321/status/1744492624357289996
>Japanese femsapling who doesn't know English
I will never understand this shit

>>66370868
ohhh?

>>66371624
I don't trust any other American to deal with Russia.
>>66371651
This isn't numbers?

Garbage ELS thread

>>66371131
Yumes writhing in agony and foaming at the mouth that he quit and relocated to better have sex with his former coworker who he totally wasn't fucking before, "they're just friends". lol

>>66370868

>>66371679
fauna cute and uuuu

>>66371645
is 20% but there is tax on Alcohol, Tobacco, Sugar etc

>>66370798
MODS

>>66371328
Kuro *is* the 3rd world immigrant though?

>>66370394
Newfag here
That was... a good read

>>66371727
>ELS
Anonchama...

>>66371679
>He doesn't think about all the people that go "oh, they're cute" with JP members without really understanding JP
Use your brain nigga, it's the exact same thing.

>>66371679
dibs

>>66371522
>AI
looks like blender or maybe an actual sculture of this art piece

>>66371131
If a company I work for destroyed my life like this, even if we know this guy is a retard...
I would be so mad, how has he not attacked Niji more is beyond me

>>66370626
Kinda sad the feminization arc never came and she was always girly.

>>66371086
MOMMY CHU~~~

>>66372006
quasarcake...

>>66369482
I feel like Choco is a darkhorse for a sudden graduation that no one will see coming. She has done no less than 6 streams or events together with Kson in the last 3 months (newest one happened a few hours ago and no one discussed it even on /jp/). Seems suspicious the sudden spike and regularity of doing things together

>>66371679
what's with female fan and mass buying cheap merch

* FINAL TALLY OF THE DAY IS IN *

Here it goes
>76,563: Marine (Hololive)
>42,643: Miko (Hololive)
>34,408: Leos (Nijisanji)
>33,422: Hibari (Nijisanji)
>22,790: Towa (Hololive)
>22,450: Ao (Hololive)
>20,289: Matsuri (Hololive)
>20,257: Fubuki (Hololive)
>19,729: Fuwamoco (Hololive)
>19,168: Patra (Indie)
>18,933: Debi (Nijisanji)
>18,605: NeruMero (Indie)
>17,619: Suisei (Hololive)
>16,649: Korone (Hololive)
>15,571: Koyori (Hololive)
>15,032: Koyori (Hololive)
>14,169: Lauren (Nijisanji)
>13,709: Kanata (Hololive)
>13,598: Iroha (Hololive)
>12,829: Aki (Hololive)
>12,477: Bae (Hololive)
>12,466: Flare (Hololive)
>11,827: Watame (Hololive)
>11,648: Sho (Nijisanji)
>10,379: Mio (Hololive)
>10,358: Furen (Nijisanji)

Gold for Marine with C51 in what is becoming a staple of big numbers for Holo girls with Miko getting silver and Leos, bronze

>>66372094
your mum sucked a dark horse

>>66372006
>sculture

>>66370626
God, this image is great.

>>66371429
Indonesia is not a shithole

>>66372094
anon, she has nothing to stress in hololive.... her fans will literally celebrate if she announces that she has married

>>66372104
No children or husband.

>>66372094
Anon, she's doing these things with her for the past 2 years or so.
Back when "VShojo JP" was a thing people were speculating about her but, 2 years down the road, it is looking less and less likely that it has any chance to happen.

AZKi hates suika...
https://youtu.be/gRlgbXCoKqg?t=1740

finally some one-on-one time

>>66371932
Unless she's a full blown lesbo it still doesn't make sense

>Ririka: JP7 reject. Dabbles in singing, gaming, GFE, and Eceleb stuff. EN pandering nowhere near as effective for her as it would have been pre Advent. EN audience has too many options now to care, leaving her as the runt
>Kanade: JP7 reject. Seems to be the only one with real singing aspirations. Asked Suisei how to stand out and be taken seriously as music creator. Will use male collabs strictly to further her career.
>Ao: JP7 reject. Experimental concept which allows for non controversial Stars collabs on the JP side . Struggled to find footing but has now begun to gain traction. Could potentially pass Raden in the distant future with the right choices.
>Raden: Arguably good enough for a JP7. Seemed like the breakout star of ReGloss at first, but factors like health, age, and motivation to stream are all already inhibiting growth. Flat out told fans that streams would be slowing down now.
Hajime: 100% deserved to be in JP7. The closest thing to a "real JP Holo" by far. Hyper competent baby character already being a proven concept, her only mistake is applying too late. Also notably the least male interaction in her gen. On track to pass Raden in subs within a month or so.

>>66372191
>Indonesia is not a shithole

>>66372171
where's the manjisanji buff numbers

>>66372268
NIJISEETHE

>>66372234
Watamelon...

>>66372251
>I'm LEEEEEEEEEECHING!!!

>>66372258
Girls taste in men might be random and make no logical sense but with other girls they just like what guys like

>>66372221
It seems like she just likes Kson and that's it,

>>66372171
DISREGARD 2D MARINE, POST THE SUPERIORLY DIMENSIONED ONE!

>>66371932
I know Japanese lose their shit when Gura tries to speak nihongo, but does english language sound cute to them on it own?

>>66372319
Duh! Isn't that obvious? For many in Hololive, Nijisanji and even Holostars these blokes have a six years old vtuber career on top of a 10+ years old streaming career going all the way back to when NicoNico was not completely dead and buried.

>>66372313
it's been like 6 months already, also what's there to leech from shiori

>>66372251
My hopes was it'll be Fauna that Shiori did her first solo collab with

>>66372321
The fuck you mean superi--
>dimensioned
Technically correct, carry on

>>66369572
Pippa is graduating this year and she is taking a fan favorite girl with her. Didn't hear it from me. ;)

>>66372416
One of the few graduations that would be mutually benefitial, both the girl and the company would come out winning

Cunny
https://youtu.be/gRlgbXCoKqg?t=1980

>>66371627
Most of the JPs seem to think that Western culture begins and ends with Disney and Harry Potter, so I'm not sure how that would work. JPs also love smelling their own farts more than almost anyone.

>>66372321

>Ba-twee-la-cit-cit-kuwa-kue
>Birds of a feather feather
>Hoot-chirp-kuwa-kue

>>66370470
>BTS

>>66372452
wtf? based azki?

>>66370470
It depends. For example, wish I had the video, but there's a literal clip of some news drama channel using EMIYA as intro music.

>>66371041
>Import mentally ill retard
>Receive mentally ill retard fans
I predicted this several days ago. It will only get worse.

>>66372191
LOL

>>66372452
https://streamable.com/41awd2

>>66372505
Is this the best performing original song produced by the official channel besides Can you Do the Hololive?
5M views in 4 months is a lot of views

I was listening to a Gura VOD and she was making a joke about dark circles under her eyes. I just want to add that Gura with dark circles under her eyes makes me incredibly hard. Thank you for reading.

>>66372505
bird breeding rough mating lesbian sex

Why is Nijisanji members graduating a big deal again?

>>66372505
Inseminate the birds

>>66372661
because it's happening a lot to members of a language this board actually speaks.

>>66372650
under my eye is twitching like mad, how do you feel about that?

>>66372489
that last part is just conjecture, everyone here has seen the fubuki american burger menu clip

>>66371679
CUTE CUTE CUTE

>>66370470
The more we're connected to other people, the less the scale of everything becomes.
Country-wide or worldwide cultural icons like MJ or the Beatles will never be a thing again, because those who hate their content also have a voice now.

>>66372650
When she said she’s gone over a week without showering before I popped a boner

>>66372649
It's gunning for 5million views already

>>66372493

>>66372777
proof?

>>66372661
People actually like Pomu.

>>66372727
its more like those who have better content to consume will do so. there were music people would have loved during MJ's era but they never got exposed to them. That isn't today you are exposed to everything, not everything is in youtube and in your algorithm.

>>66371679
Japs like her voice a lot.

>>66372840
They like Better more

>>66372824
She said that last time she collab’d with Mumei after HoloSummer.

>>66372400
>fauna
who?

>>66372788
Jesus, how does she look like a fucking mannequin or some uncanny valley levels of unsexy

>>66372661
they will graduate more in february.

>>66372260
>Hajime notably the least male interaction in her gen.
https://youtu.be/IyIQfP4bgJ0
https://youtu.be/8DThlbFIDOg
I know it's only celebrity comedians, but it was them playing a whole game with her.
Meanwhile, Kanade hasn't collabed with males in any capactiy, be it celebrity, streamer, or otherwise.

>>66372447
Would fishman let her buy out her model if it meant not having to be responsible for her anymore?

>>66372954
ungodly amounts of makeup + photo editing

>>66371679
>>66372104
What's with female fans and abundance of shitty bloomy filters on photos?

>>66372260
Hajime relies too heavily on her funny accent/voice. She can't stream much too preserve it.

>>66372910
Better what?

>>66372975
>it's only celebrity comedians
That sounds quite a bit higher status than "viewer"

>>66372975
>sister thinks that stream counts

Time for a rewatch

>>66372650
This reminded me of my headcanon for "normal" Myth
>gura is a brat that fancies herself the smartest person in the room
>mori is a goth with aspirations of making it big in music
>kiara is an extrovert that likes to be around mori
>ina is the quiet artist with a "difficult" (for others) family situation
>ame is a chuuni who is the actual Ame that got timelocked and separated from the other ames in this strange world

>>66372661
>The Dead 50

>>66373000
It's kawaii

>>66373047
What product were they selling?

>>66372954
>how does she look like a fucking mannequin
What >>66372994 said plus old photoshoot trickery, I assume she oiled her body for that glow.

Sadly, the effect is deliberate and WANTED by a huge segment of the audience consuming this, which is ironic as fuck because it made them prime material to be
>ABSOLUTELY REPLACED BY AI
which is already taking a toll on Korean thots which can't "out-filter and out-edit" literal AI creations.

>>66371932
Yeah I think they're cute but my ass is not building a shrine for them

>>66372943
newfag

>>66373118
Does your ass build anything

Why doesn't the west get sisters like this

Pako...

>>66373178
>projector
that's one rich high school girl

>>66373169
A mountain of shit on your chest

>>66373194
It's sad that he went from a holochad to a nijicuck and vwhorejo enjoyer. I blame Sana

>>66372661
As always with nijiniggers, botting
one of their golden 20 is graduating, so they have to make it a big deal through botting, even if it's one of the most irrelevant members in nijisanji en
sorry bomu, even that title is reserved for brapfish

>playing Micra
>hardcore setting, one death and you're done
>dig straight down, find a cave
>two hours long avoiding skellies and creepers
>six diamonds and some 30 irons later, time to return to base
>forget where the initial hole was, have to dig straight up
>finally reach surface, go to the corner where my chests are
>wife motions something, I look up to see what she wants
>FALL INTO THE INITIAL HOLE DOWN, DIE
I would make for a great vtuber, can't beat this type of story arc.

I wonder if there is a market for a heterosexual traditionalist married male vtuber....

>>66370095
it makes for some nice contrast.

>>66373225
You shit on me? I shit on you motherfucker

>>66370942
holy fuck is that a fucking pebble.

>>66373254
He's a shit artist who gave us the worst models in Hololive, let them have him.

>>66371679
It's not that complicated

>>66373293
sadly even that is oversaturated, you could try to go be northernlion.2 on twitch though

>>66373317
Sana as conceptualized by him was not bad, but as a rigged live2D it clearly didn't work

https://twitter.com/k9_kuro/status/1744773236758561131
damage control

>>66373338
What if there was a twist
>heterosexual traditionalist married male OJISAN vtuber

>>66373194
Pako STOP visiting a burial site. It's not good for your health DESU.

You know, >we don't need more people doing things. >we need less people doing things.
That way, doing things is more impressive.

>>66373338
Him and Cohhcarnage are the biggest that fit that mold I think. Don't watch much of either but they both get big numbers right? Since vtubers do have to compete with flesh streamers.

>>66372104
women are retarded and love to consume products for no fucking reason, they will plaster useless shit on their walls for the dumbest incoherent reasons.

>>66373392
Someone should tell this retard to shut up and stop documenting his potential tax evasion

>>66371727
>ELS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsBArUlQAuE

>>66373214
What 3rd world shit hole do you live in where a projector is some obscene expense? Her Marine shrine probably costs more than that thing.

>>66372788
HanaAme is better baka

>>66373337
biboo has a way with words. Amen

>>66373442
This is why I refuse to have sex

>>66373468
cunny kiss

>>66373178
dibs

>>66373437
kek. This image is a great template to add more graduated organs. Just plop a tombstone in the background and it's instant Gold.

>>66373555
That's true

>>66373556
fuck you I'm just old

>>66373354
yeah and irys's goblin model was great in concept too.

>>66373556
how many high-schoolers have them, though?

>>66373392
Why the fuck do retards like this not understand that taking advantage of tax loopholes is not something that's meant to be broadcast to the world

>>66373641
Nah, I disagree, that was unsalvageable it was conceptually bad and the execution made it worse.
She's beautiful now, let's forget about la Goblina de las Americas

>>66373556
To be fair her family is obviously rich

>>66373617
Where's the strawberry?

>>66373178
Why the Kobo picture though? Kinda random

>>66373674
probably a fair amount in tokyo. it's a space-efficient substitute for a TV.

Funny thread you got here numberfags

>>66373468
Captivated by your
Humor and
Uniqueness

>>66373446
Yeah, i think northernlion pretty consistently gets around 10k from when i watch him (sometimes more, but very rarely below 7k which is quite good, again from what i've seen)
actually dislike him/his personality quite a bit, but he picks really good games to play every now and then so i kind of get sucked back in, i'd welcome watching someone else that had his finger on the pulse of the videogame industry

>>66373678
It contradicts their natural inclination to seek a lot of attention

So it turns out Anycolor is not reinvesting any of their profits and is just pocketing the money
>>66370367
>>66373312

>>66373732
What about Maximillian Dood

>>66373755
you act as if the anons in that thread didn't come from here

>>66373707
Riot performance on an ipad

>>66373755
Yeah, but there is nothing there that weren't already known
>Cover puts money back into the operation
>Anycolor puts it in swiss bank numbered accounts

>>66373755
Like that something new

>>66371131
I though vshoujo founder solve his tax problem already?

>>66373392
He'd be better off in Manila or Singapore. Why Jakarta? Is he there to fuck Mika or what?

>>66373816
>The solution was tax evasion

>>66373755
We already knew this. Anycolor is hoarding a war chest in preparation for Riku's fabled and long awaited GOLDEN PARACHUTE grand exit.

>>66373628
yeah I remember those shits were expensive, even big TVs were like 1-2k nowadays you can get them for like 200 bucks or whatever.

>>66373755
>2,6k
I spent more money on a PC 2 weeks ago

>>66373853
x180 anon

>>66370470
BTS IS huge, is the thing.
It's just that you're experiencing the reality of the world. Spheres of influence are around us, but they don't always interact. In fact, often they don't.

>>66373617
can you add some used condoms too?

>>66373789
Isn't that just one of those "digital photo frames"

exciting news soon

>>66373902
Rule #1 of a good meme: it is funny, light hearted and avoids being grotesque for the sake of it

>>66373755
Duh. Why do you think the yacht gets shitposted so hard? Why is the fried chicken picture so hilarious?

>>66371180
HE'S BRITISH YOU EU RETARD
THEY LEFT YOU YEARS AGO (and suffer greatly for that decision), NO EU TAXES ON THE BRITBOY VTUBER

>>66373755
>116k usd per talent in hololive
uuuuh this gotta include the homos right?

>>66373985
>and suffer greatly for that decision

>>66373617
But that's just Pomu, where's Yugo, Zaion, Nina and Mysta?

>>66373957
Nah it has the home button old ipads have

>>66373755
did you forget about the yacht? where did you think that money came from? 2% was not a fucking meme.

>>66373392
Jesus Christ VShojo should tell him to shut the fuck up

>>66373755
Maybe they shouldn't hire every person that walks in the door.

WTF went so wrong with Kiara?
Even the fake lesbo baiting with swimsuit thumbnail art couldn't break 9k

>>66373755
We all knew Riku is waiting just a few more years before pulling out all his yacht funds and selling Kurosanji to Brave Group or some other (somehow even more) soulless conglomerate. Cover is in it for the long run.

>>66373354
it also didn't help that you could only see her full color scheme when all of her was on-screen.

>>66374115
Nijiseethe

cunny i kneel

>>66373755
Anon... We meme Riku's special curry for a reason, you know?

>>66370250
Yeah he's currently living in Indonesia now with a Nomad's Visa so he can chill with Mika while also being tax free for about 5 years.

>>66373997
It’s an average so yeah.

>>66374102
TALENT FREEDOM

>>66373755
We knew this, and it's literally always been the most BAFFLING FUCKING THING ever seen.
Like, fucking CASH?? HOARDING CASH???
NOT EVEN FUCKING TREASURY NOTES! HE ISN'T EVEN GENERATING INTEREST ON HIS SHIT, HES GOT FUCKING PILES OF YEN!!!

>>66373962
Smug Ayameposter?

>>66373969
I don't care about memes, I care about having fun.

>>66373755
That still makes me think that they only added the pin to their live2D app because investors started asking about their tech.

>>66374116
>selling Kurosanji
To Konami...

>>66374011
I mean, have you seen them?

>>66374152
Curry is just as good as a 3D live.

>>66374206
That's the point of the response: most people consider grotesque imagery not to be fun, even when it's being used to denigrate some group they dislike.
That makes it less likely to be shared and it dies very quickly

>>66374206
That's why you don't make things people like, and others do.

>>66374115
even throwing 2000 buffs on her can't make people like her hideous voice and personality

>>66374184
yen is devaluing fast, too. If anything, Cover investing that shit as fast as they earning it makes them richer...

>>66374102
Sometimes it impresses me how stupid the British are.

>>66372104
>>66373461
And now you know why everyone suddenly want to pander to them

>>66374115

>>66374071
>Cover has 87 talents, this means 16 million jpy reinvested per talent. 116.1 thousand usd.
>Anycolor has 180 talents, ths means 0.38 millon jpy reinvested per talent. 2.6 thousand usd

2,6 thousand USD spent by Anycolor on liver is 2,2% of what Cover is spending on a talent...

>>66374184
I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY EEEEYEEEEES

>>66374116
I don’t blame Riku, I’d try to cash out as a billionaire if I had the chance and just enjoy the rest of my life.

>>66374184
Is it like how they hoard the youtube plaques?

>>66374245
I don't make shit and if I did, I'd make it for me, not for others.
>>66374246
that's okay, you want immortalized memes, it's your choice but pomu will disappear and the meme will be irrelevant after a bit, might as well cash in with some shock value. Don't worry though, I understand you, it's okay.

>>66374152
>I GEV YU MY GRANMAS SPECIAL CURRY AND YU GIB ME DISRESPECT??? GET GRADUATED.

>>66374340
Underrated math, 2% will never stop being relevant for kurocolor.

>>66374184
He's 27

>>66374116
i want niji ruined under his lead. please dont quit anytime soon

>>66374330
jesus christ, she almost got mogged by a literal who
she really is worthless

>>66374226
Europeans? Yeah they're struggling. UK is doing fine.

>>66374345
>he didn't buy the dip

>>66374340
2.434%, if you will.

423 days left until EN4 arrives. can't wait

>>66374340
>87 talents
You're counting the males?

>>66374150

>>66374330
>kiara has to be compared to nijikeks to make herself look good
oh no no no no, KFPbros...our self respect...

>>66374518
will they hire Pomu?

>>66374340
The 2%...

>>66374465
Funny story when my mom went and lived in the UK for a couple of months she came back astonished because she thought that they lived like shit, like unironically like eastern europeans

>>66374614
No.

>>66374518
Add 365 days to that lmao

>>66374614
we already have kiara, we dont need more used goods

>>66374614
Pomu joins Phase connect gen 8 in 267 days

>>66374618
Which has to do with leaving the EU because?
UK has been this way since WW2

>>66374641
>AAA tier vtuber quits the competitor
>not hiring them
makes no sense

>>66373755
sasuga holoearth moneysink...

>>66374614
Pomu wouldn't even apply for Hololive.

>>66374406
AND I'M 25 BUT I STILL KNOW CASH WITH NO VELOCITY IS LITERALLY LOSING MONEY

>>66374115
stop being jealous woman, it's unsightly

https://twitter.com/irys_en/status/1744784078740845035
What the fuck is this

>>66374680
>AAA tier
Begging doesn't change anything about your 2view

>>66374704
>jealous of a literal runt
uh, anon...?

>>66374761
>join indie
>rise to the top of the indie world

>join niji
>rise to the top of the niji world

literally the best resume you could possibly have
She still has many gachis who followed her over from her indie days and will never leave her.

>>66374680
>AAA tier
yeah. its doesnt make sense

>>66374701
Yeah but he is japanese, they unironically think the stock market is a form of gambling

AAAIIIIEEEE SISTERS DON'T LOOK

>>66374680
>pomu
>AAA tier
hehehe

>>66374275
They’re just Americans with a funny accent. If anything, they might be dumber because they’re convinced that accent of theirs’ makes them smart. At least some (emphasis on some) Americans are self-aware of their country’s stupidity. I feel like the British as a whole have not entered that phase of awareness, yet.

>>66373755
In image form.

>>66374822
>join "indie"

>>66374952
Seems my superiority has led to some controversy.
What did the brits do, fix your country for you?

>>66374952
Nah for the most part we Brits hate our country more than anyone

>>66374952
They never really understood that the empire is over

>>66374822
I have never heard of indie Pomu, and I only know of niji Pomu because of /vt/

>>66375065
Didn't need an empire to save 3 continents twice in 3 decades

>>66374952
the thing that takes the wind out of their sails is pointing out how poor their country is. If inducted into the United States, Britain would be by far the poorest state, even poorer than literal shitholes like Alaska and Alabama.
The thing is that Britain sees themselves as high and mighty and above everyone, but compared to the US they are living a shoebox existence.

>>66374275
>>66374952
One dumb bloke does not represent an entire country. Kuro is just not the smartest dude around do not forget he brought an farm and did not consider taxes.

>>66375081
The reason she got hired by Niji in the first place is because she was one of the top indies on Youtube.
The only reason she went indie in the first place is because Hololive rejected her and told her to get some streaming experience.

She was much more into the RP aspect as an indie and played a much different character.

>>66375121
He fucking what
Does he not have an accountant?

>>66375160
And yet, I never heard of her in this invisible top of the indie world

>>66375117
I don't think you understand how big dick you feel being so rich when you're a tiny island.

>>66375121
This is the same guy who thought a savings account was a type of scam

GODS! WHY IS MUMEI SO SEXY???
>every day there's some new sex art of mumei that i need to jerk off to
>new sick college girl art and porn still coming
>gives me boners every stream with her sexy bratty whiny noises
>uses her 3d often to show off her fat tits and her feminine body language
HOLY FUCK WOMAN! STOP MAKING ME WANT TO FUCK YOU SENSELESS EVERY DAY. STOP MAKING ME HORNY ALL THE TIME!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

>>66375231
archive reps

>>66375300
I know, she has a strong ability to make me wet, too, this girl is fucking insane

>>66375373
>d-do your reps
ogey

>>66374761
It doesn't matter what anons say.
If Pomu joins holo, then she was always destined for it.
If she doesn't, she was always a holo reject.

>>66375121
Hey man as someone that has to meet your kind, bongs are pretty thick in both senses of the word

>>66375486
Based outcome-deterministic reasoner

>>66375486
>If Pomu joins holo

>>66375504
We get it, your country is shit

>>66375486
why would she join holo when all of her friends are in vshojo?

Would you rather
>sex with Pomu (but she's literally regressed to the mind of an autistic woman-child)
Or
>sex with Fauna (but she kills you once you cum, in the same way a Preying Mantis does)

>>66375604
Her friend Kiara is in Holo. I guarantee she would become friends with people like Ame and Fuwamoco too

>>66375680
Fauna

>>66375604
will you like Fuwamoco more than Fauna when they overtake her in subs?

>>66369489
I am once again requesting an update on the advent acrylic numbers

What's Kaela average if she debuts as En instead of Id

>>66375709
nijiseethe

>>66375680
Fauna, and I'm not just saying this to fuck with you this time.

>>66375718
The same, maybe worse
The label of EN does not change who you are as an entertainer

Gura doko? Wasn’t she totally back fr fr this time just a few days ago? Stream doko? Sendai collab doko?

>>66375776
>Sendai collab doko?
That one actually did get an update

So I checked reddit and while holo posts do have enough likes to appear on reddit front page they are pretty heavily lacking in replies unlike everything else there leading to them not appearing on main page and starting flow of new users again
Why is reply activity so low on that reddit?

>>66375776
Nijiseethe

>>66375776
pomu doko? selen doko?

>>66375765
holoEN's "popularity" comes entirely from its branding. all of the holoEN members would be low 3views if they couldn't leech off of JP's popularity.

>>66375718
There's no reason to think that she would average higher

>>66375845
who got to 1m first?