/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>65924488

Sex with cow: an acrostic poem

Streams on Christmas and New Years
Even when she's full of tears
Xtremely cute, xtremely cunny
When she streams my cock feels funny
In this thread I post my love
To Muyu 'cause there's none above
Hear her giggles and her moos, this
Cow chuuba that you should view
Of course for her I'll give my all, so
Will (You) join the cow cabal?

TENMA YOU'RE FUCKING DRAGGING THE TEAM DOWN

someone has to say spaghetti

I love Panko.
I will always love Panko.
Not a day goes by where I don't think about how much I love Panko.

Everytime Lumi's screen blacks out it's cause she is alt tabbing to cheat from thread.

Are you enjoying the Panko, Lumi, and Tenma graduation stream

why would you guess wallet before phone

OK guys. I've been coming to the general every day for the past 36 weeks so that basically makes me an oldfag. I deserve a ritualpost but I don't know what to spam the thread with. Spoonfeed me ideas that would annoy you the most.

did someone clip cownny's moans?

Lia would be a good gf, imagine a lap pillow while she plays games

>>65924564
Lumi is the only one that's not graduating.

Likers are watching Lia

>>65924523
lucy just said this lol

Jelly is...

Watching Muyu gives me irresistible urge to anti her suddenly, why?

LINT?????????????????????????????????

>>65924488
>>65924528
NOW (Literally right now)
Muu Muyu (LIVE | Minecraft Guerilla)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRMZTjTdSZI
Tenma Maemi, Kaneko Lumi & Komachi Panko (When Filian gets her shit together | Fillian Family Feud)
https://www.twitch.tv/filian
Rinkou Ashelia (LIVE | Lollipop Chainsaw)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2xtVKn11hA

SOON
Dizzy Dokuro (30m | Not for Broadcast)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jpP_gOevUQ
Pipkin Pippa (1h30m | ???)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEhxKcQal4I

LATER
Chisaka Airi (2h | Adventure Quest)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MNrtvpx1sg
Eimi Isami (2h | Modded Minecraft)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mr2YNwLbOZ4
Fujikura Uruka (3h | 2023 Recap)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHDu0yad4sc
Himemiya Rie (3h | Testing Lethal Company Mods)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3_4zgVkdWo

BONUS
Hanamori Natsumi (5h | Guardian Tales)
https://www.youtube.com/@FlowerguardNatsumi/streams

I love Shiina!

>>65924575
She's retarded.

I want to mangle Hime Rie so goddamn bad. I don't know how much longer I can live without feeling my knuckles sink into her soft tummy, over and over and over until she throws up. I need the sensation of my fingers digging into the flesh of her neck as I slam her into a wall until she's even more retarded than she is now. How does she do this to me? I don't feel like this for any other girl.

Say ONE (1) nice thing about Lumi

Lia streaming loli chainsaw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2xtVKn11hA

>>65924542
Okay this has been bugging me, is the poem implying that you stretched some part of her that wasn't meant to be stretched this way? Because to rhyme with "years" the "tears" would be "to tear" like "to rip apart" and not to cry

>>65924605
Cute aggression

Lia says punk rock culture is cringe and they should all get a job

>>65924528
She's never coming back...

i love nasa!

>>65924655
What are you talking about?

>>65924605
Do you happen to be a seething femanon or gay?

After all, Lia is a teen zombie hunting slutsation!

My trust in Lumi is restored for 2042

>>65924624
She's my wife.

the last one is a condom.

lumi love

I love this Panda

>>65924624
She has caused great damage to our enemies and I'm glad she's on our side.

>>65924653
I love my tradcath conservative tradwife Lia

LUMI THE LAST ANSWER IS SAND

Punk rock is cringe. Common Lia W

Has Panko said a single word in the last 30 minutes?

>consumables got snacks
this shit is rigged

Just fucking stop
WHY SAKANA
WHYYYYYYY

>>65924725
snacks are consumables

>>65924575
Tenma doesn't use her phone often, if you think a bit you can guess why, don't rub the salt on her wound...

dizzy soon xD

>>65924624
She's carrying the team, even if we're heading to disaster.

>>65924676
Oh, nothing lad.

Tenma you're 35 stop pls.

I want to sniff the Pippa

>the whores want to give pity points to phase
bros, how can they stand the humiliation...

>Fillian picks 3 whores that know all about Family Feud
>vs 2 ESL and a gamer who dont even know what Family Feud is
It was over before it began.

>Tenma answers first
>Other team can play
someone explain this to me

>>65924733
consumables is way too broad, if I something, I would be technically correct for every item on the board

Wait I thought you guys were shitposting, it's literally all lewdtubers and Tenma

>>65924748
You sure you aren't seeing things in your old age?

>>65924488
>>65924528

>>65924723
She's a fucking shy introverted ESL Italian paired with american skanks.
WHAT DO YOU THINK

Enjoy your free point, phaskeks.

>>65924624
I can be angry, tired, sad, or just completely numb but when she sings a few songs I literally turn into Ryan Gosling.

>>65924558
i thought she was alt tabbing but i doubt she's actually taking answers from here
the wife beating is a pretty typical lumi answer

PANKO HOLY BASED

wtf is cowposting

[Lia news] men should date younger women

BASED PANKO

I want to motorboat Lia’s mom

>chainsaw grade: d+
jesus christ lia

stinky

>>65924795
I still want to trade saruei for lumi

>Tenma is Tenma
>Lumi wife beating
>Panko racism
Phase on brand.

Takes one to know one

The more I hear it the more the "I'm Tenma" is disturbing. You could make a short horror game/VN out of this

>>65924851
why does she laugh?

PHASE THE JOBBER COMPANY

>racism and beating women
thanks phase connect very cool

>>65924871
You know why.

>>65924805
>>65924815
What did she say?

>>65924858
That’s what she says when she has the urge to say slurs

Never allow Panko to play any of Filian's games. She has gotten destroyed every time.

>>65924723
she said she's racist

Lia says
>"Nick is OP is pussy eating"
who is nick?

Phase Connect...
WHY
THE
FUCK
YOU
ASSOCIATE
WITH
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORES

Lia is an absolute treasure.

It was really the Adam Sandler song peh

Lumi would have won this single-handedly. I’m so glad we sent Phase’s two biggest ESL’s up there to compete

we would have to win both upcoming rounds with almost 100 points to ever be back
it is so fucking over

In a just world, Lumi would be the face of Phase Connect

>>65924875
This is a based corpo, not a whore corpo

I don't trust Panko to clutch at all.

>Panko
we lost

cute honestly

>>65924897
she saw an opportunity and took it
>isn't lightning mcqueen a racist?
>massive cacophony of objections

>>65924900
You could do something where she beats you up or start ignoring you or making people disappear and just replies "I'm Tenma" to avoid everything

Watching Muyu gives me irresistible urge to have surprise sex, why?

Lucy sounds like Lily and Veibei

>lucy's pet eats manko
kek

>>65924918
Because it makes them look seiso in comparison.

PANKO MANKO

>>65924991
she's a pickme misogynist like lumi

Panko Manko pride worldwide.

Sakana there's a fucking reason why you don't see hololive in these type of shows.

PANKO MANKO

>>65924968
Yeah her smile is unmatched

>>65924993
Its so over...

[Filian Feud News]
Panko's last name is Manko, which Lucy's pet enjoys eating

Lia WILL look up cute girl skirts

[Lia News] Phase Connect player Lia (19) wishes she could look up cute girl skirts all day

HER LAST NAME IS PANKO HER FIRST NAME IS KOMANCHI

It's time, change Panko's name in the OP to Panko Manko.

>be a woman
>Hate (most) women
Why?

>>65924991
>>65925009
honestly lucy's the only one that i'd consider watching, the other two are pretty bland

I really dislike how many tards appear out of thin air in this thread every time anyone collabs with outsiders

>>65924918
It's just Filian, she's like a trojan horse for these cunts.

>>65924918
We have Saya now

>damn, he has the best view in the world, looking up a cute girl's ass all day. honestly, i'm jealous.

YOU USELESS COON

THe meta in these games is always to buzz even if you don't have an idea

>>65924918
twitch

>>65924918
It makes them look good. Remember the dating show?

panko didnt even hit the buzzer...

>>65925061
even with the woman debuff some of them can notice things

>filian just gave every answer on the list

imagine Lia looking at Embers panty clad fat butt.

>>65925041
>KOMANCHI
Are you sure about that lil Pank?

STOP THINKING AND MANKO YOUR WAY OUT!

>>65925114
Koreabro...

>>65925085
I am too. Imagine getting to look up Lia's skirt all day.

Pippa love~!

There is nothing wrong with motorboating the chest of legal age women~!

>>65925075
I really wish any IP that was a ligger was banned from posting in other threads.

>>65924918
Why are you so mad?

I stopped playing my game and started to actually pay attention to the stream.
Are we winning? How's Tenma?

>>65925125
based retard

Always trust.

>>65925061
It takes one to know one.

>>65925159
you're losing badly
tenma is the most entertaining on the stream though

>>65925075
A little bit of cultural exchange is nothing to be afraid of.

I just want to grill

collecting muyu's pee with my mouth rn

Phase Connect is so fucked lmfao

Its over.

IT'S SO FUCKING OVER

>>65925061
All the best women hate women

Panko...

>>65925061
You notice.

>nobody answered watch tv
actually raised by single mothers

>>65925159
Getting dominated 281 to 95. Only possible way to win is getting all answers on this last double point round.

STUPID MANKOO STOP THROWING

>>65925159
Awful. Also Awful. Lumi is carrying the team.

>>65925206
ez steal with beating his wife/children after the whores refuse to say it

panko...

well at least we know that both twitch chat and the indie whores are indeed fatherless

Pank...

it was... nah not even a good run, fuck this

>>65925011
This sort of thing only stands to gain the KEKW DILDO LMAO crowd and Phase is big enough now where they don't need to scrounge for those scraps.

BASED TENMA

god bless America

>>65925180
lmao

God I love Lia's taste in retarded fetishes.

>>65924918
>>65925075
did you know? whiny faggots like you are the people that sakana wants to be rid of

>>65925061
because they understand them

>Lia wishes it was 2012 again
bitch I wish it was 2007

>football
>not watching TV
That totally makes sense.

It's sad we'll never get another game like Lollipop Chainsaw.

>>65925206
Thank god they're not lowering themselves.

>>65925279
I miss Xbox live

>Imagine if Phase Connect got to play
Filian is kinda freaking out that she invited Phase and they dont even get to do anything lmao

I fucking hate burgers so much.

>>65925308
maybe they shouldn't suck ass then

>>65925285
twitch chat only knows memes and most probably have no actual father figure

>>65925285
panko was a retard for not considering thats what watching tv means, she basically repeated the same answer in another way and lost phsae the game

>>65925273
Go fuck yourself twitch whore

>>65925285
It’s Twitch, they have never watched tv

Panko is that last kid who fucked up on a relay race

I would expect filian or one of the indies to jsut rig it and give it over to phase with some flimsy excuse so they can play
Like all u had to do was like " wait its 7 theyre never gonna get all, lets gi e it to them tehe"

>>65925254
since when is phase a idol corpo?

>>65925320
I wouldn't be surprised.

>>65925308
She should stop inviting Panko.

lia should cover the lolipop song uniroincally. very on brand.

Fishing is a nice hobby to have.

>Lia stealing Lisa's bit
Sisters?

>>65925308
Shouldn't have rigged it in the whores favor by polling their audience.

>>65925272
I'm gonna need a source

>>65925318
>maybe the 2 ESL should have watched Family Feud

>>65925332
keep crying, you're not pc's target audience

>>65925365
MAYBE WE SHOULDNT HAVE FUCKING SENT THEM THEN

>>65925359
not on my watch

Lia is not happy people tagged her as their "favorite Mexican"

Lia is my favorite Mexican

>>65925362
Femanon...

What is going on in her head right now?

>>65925347
I'd love that actually. Rie already did "I Really Want to Stay at Your House" so I can see it being possible.

>>65925348
I should have picked that instead of vtubers

>>65925384
Why are you so mad about the game that doesn't really matter?

retards getting mad at a meme game reminds me of the retards that get mad at divegrass

>>65925419
>Should've played 1v3

>>65925407
Lia is as white as the driven snow

>>65925426
but you can do both at the same time

>>65925328
No, she was "retarded" not to consider that twitch chat is full of ten year old who never met their fathers.
>your mom

Phase can still win this.

>>65925328
>Golf/Sports is the same as fucking watching TV
are you retarded?

>lumi is on the minecraft server while in the collab
lmao

>>65925405
>>65925407
lia hivemind is real lmao

Why is one team going on and answering forever? Why is one team always getting all the round points? Who made these rules?

>>65925458
Stop huffing the copium we're so dead

>>65925434
>>65925436
This is serious business!

>>65925460
is she? kek

>>65925436
Why divegrass specifically? Retards can get angry at any sportball

>>65925460
Based, I would be too.

>>65925436
No divegrass is worth getting emotionally invested into. Unless you mean real divegrass, in which case yeah that's also retarded.

>>65925434
yeah you're right, I'm sorry for wanting to watch our girls actually get to play the game

>>65925434
It's fun to take it seriously

So friggin fatherless

Panko is a raccoon!

>>65925419
The kdrama she's watching on the side.

>>65925366
yeah thats why theres a no males and a "dont be a whore" rule huh

>>65925470
jewish game show, please understand

>>65925436
it's not real anger, if you ever watched sports the idea is to emulate it but it's just kayfabe from the audience asside from a few retards

DAD ROCK YOU RETARDS

>>65925470
family feud has always been a shit gameshow,people only watch it for the funny answers and Harvey

>>65925419
fucking noobs I'm gonna break my back if try to carry them

>>65925470
Filian just set this up to mock phase connect.

grillin 4 steal

>>65925419
Shes building a greenhouse

>>65925513
baffling post

>>65925453
true should get my poles, I have yt premium for a reason

Did Lia just imply she wants correction?

Shouldve alternated filian
Its so over for you
You frickdd up

>>65925419
She's just staring at the other team boobs

Father jokes is such a reddit meme. No parent I know ever behaves like that.

>there are no consequences to being a brat. what are you gonna do?
try me in real life, lia.

>>65925480
I think it's a game.
Game should be laughed at.
Retarded women should be laughed at.
I should laugh all the time, really.

>>65925419
>UUUUU I MISS JELLY AND SHIINA

This shit is hilarious, most vtubers don't know what the fuck is a father.

>What are you gonna do, correct me?

Don't tell me it's beat the kids...

I don't get this game show.

number 1 is going to be grilling.

>>65925528
i know

I’ve had enough of this collab. Any other streams?

>>65925562
weird post

[Lia news] she is hitting it from the back so good

>>65925470
It's carried entirely by people giving weird answers and the host overreacting

twitch chat are actually niggers with that buying milk answer

it's so fucking over it's so fucking over it's so fucking over it's so fucking over

This shit is rigged

I would fist Lias ass with my head

This brat

>>65925650
how is it rigged?

Me. I’m Lia’s boyfriend.

Phase has no fathers it seems

#1 Phase Enemy after this stream for embarrassing the company: Filian

ESL here, what the fuck does buying milk mean???

>>65925643
they only all speak by experience

wtf are those answers

Lia bros...it's over...

>>65925618
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2xtVKn11hA&ab_channel=LiaCh.%E3%80%90PhaseConnect%E3%80%91

Honestly speaking if you were tasteless enough to watch anything hosted by Fillian you deserve NOTHING.

what i wouldn't give to have my head hanging above lia's butt at all times. god imagine.

>>65925591
When will Jelly stream again..
I know Shiina needs to rest rn tho

It's over

>>65925618
Lia!

>>65925618
dizzy in 10
playing a game I also only played 2 hours of

It has to be rigged wtf

Imagine Lia as a hag, flustered and embarrassed as you make her put on her old Jirai Kei clothes that don't even fit her anymore. Good god.
>>65925279
When did the proshipper/anti split happen anyways? From Lia's stories tumblr used to know how to have fun.

>>65925678
Buying cigarretes.
And never coming back.

>>65925647
PIPPA IS SO FUCKING CUTE, HOLY SHIT

it's over

>>65925678
I'm also lost what is referring too

>>65925678
dad went out to buy milk and cigarettes' and never came back.

>>65925678
abandoning your family

Jellowari Da

I would not wish being raised by a single mother on anyone, always an instant red flag

What a great show for highlighting the talents. Lumi hasn't said a word in like an hour lmao.

>>65925678
It's american meme. Their fathers go to "buy milk" and don't come back.

Pack it up boys.
We're done.

Why is Lia so horny today?

SHOW ME MILK

>those answers
reddit feud ftw

Lia's accent...is she from Louisiana?

First round was rigged :(

>>65925647
Okay the soundpost works. That wasn't too hard

>>65925731

>>65925647
I love my dorky sister wife~!

>>65925709
>>65925718
>>65925720
>>65925729
Is this like a common thing in the US? What the fuck am I reading?

Lumi should kill them.

/Pcg/bros... I don't fell so good...

Lumi on the Minecraft server during the collab kek

I think I don't like Filian.

>>65925678
It's ok Panko, this is a learning experience

>>65925419
"Yuri would have been a better teammate than either of these two dead-weights"

>>65925513
Stop communicating with the retard, retard

WE'RE STILL IN IT

we lost.......

Immigrants are always terrible at these games.

>>65925678
it means the twitch chatter is fatherless

>>65925678
It's a nigger meme about fatherlessness

>>65925775
it's just a joke man calm down

lumi please just smash it immediately

>>65925365
>Let's send 2 ESL with limited American culture knowledge
>and Lumi who can't take initiative to save her life and mostly act as a support

Polling discord for answers is a retard move

Knowing how competitive Tenma is, she's not going to sleep tonight

>>65925785
Based desu

>>65925775
Well yeah do you still have a dad?
If so he's doing a shitjob at it, because you're here.

>>65925806
I like arguing with the whore defenders

isnt Justin Bieber before Lia's time

TRIPLE POINT COMEBACK WE’RE STILL IN THIS

>>65925785
She's got her priorities straight.

>>65925775
common enough to have multiple expressions: buying milk,buying cigarettes

>>65925775
it might be from a movie or something but I think it's mostly a thing in the black community

>>65925775
No it's a meme you fucking tard

>>65925833
All me.

I WILL violently rape Filian

>>65925419
During the date show she didn't really join in either.

SEX ON STREAM

YES LUMI SWEEP

Of course Lumi will answer that.

HOLY MOTHER OF KEK
CHUDS CONNECTS ARE FUCKING PATHETIC

she threw

You can do it!
Believe in yourself!

I feel bad for wanting to fuck lia

Lemon carry

This is what peak woman comedy looks like.

WE WON
WE'RE SO BACK

Lumi is 3 for 3 right now.

Imagine not trusting.

>>65925419
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9WguYOjRnI&t=3255

TRUST LEVELS INCLINING

>>65925847
Lia's reference pool is all over the place. She went straight from whatever her parents let her watch to tumblr.

TRUST

>>65925775
21% of american families don't have a father in the picture

>>65925678
Literally leaving the house briefly to go buy cigarettes or groceries (and then never coming back)

LEMON LOVE

>is backshot a gamer word?
for the love of god someone in Phase needs to teach Lia what bad words and slurs are

>>65925775
My dude, the single mother prevalence is like 20% of all families in Muttmerica

[Lia news] she is a backshot queen

Tenma is gooning

why is lumi the only good one at this

TRUST THE PROCESS

>>65925384
>we

I really want to stay at Muyu's house.

>>65925973
She's american.

>>65925954
reminder Lia got actually pissed off at chat for saying goon because she thought it was a real slur

>>65925973
because her teammates are ESL and stupid

>Lumi youve saved the company!
its not the first or last time

>>65925973
burgers are the only ones that are familiar with this format

>>65925921
I am dying im convinced i will die from laughter befor this filian collab stream ends

[Lia News] Lia's middle name is "Lia"

>>65925785
holy kek

>>65925754
Cute girl butts = Horny Lia.
>>65925775
Yes, in *communities*

ROLLER COASTERS
CONCERTS

>>65925997
That was unironically hilarious to see live. Lia is my favorite gooner.

IN THE FACE OF DEATH

LUMI IS GONNA CHOKE ON PURPOSE I'M WARNING YOU. DO NOT TRUST

4 and 5 are yelling at and beating your wife

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>ph-phase sweep?

>>65926002
Nta, they have it here in England as well, except it's got a different name. I thought most countries would have a version, like the X factor or got talent

>>65925973
burger and streams on twitch

>>65925900
I could use more motivational/upbeat soundposts for our talents

LUMI CHOKING

>>65925694
I assume Jelly might drop a short stream later if she is up, unless she actually does have a cold or something else.

lumi...

I NO LONGER TRUST

This is so funny that the only ones laughing are the girls playing.

Why do twitch vtuber models look like shit?

PhaseCucks showing off why they are PhaseCucks

>Lia thinks there are goalies in basketball

GOD DAMMIT LUMI NO

lumi you fucking idiot

>he trusted

>>65925342
Roughly since the end of 2022

STOP THROWING

LUMI YOU WENCH

>He trusted

>>65926098
They overdesign them because they don't have to worry about company budget or limitations. Sometimes simple is better.

>ice cream
SHE THREW A PERFECT SCORE

>>65925954
The fuck is backshot?

>>65926112
She's the best divegrass player we've got

Lumi is throwing on purpose

THE PROCESS WAS RETARDED AND WE SHOULDVE NEVER TRUSTED IT

>Filian is legit freaking out that she invited Phase and they dont even get to play
Classic Filian lmao

>>65926140
Shooting in the back with a shotgun.

So have our three idiots been playing minecraft to amuse themselves the whole time they were on stream with filian

Does Lia realise how many lewd soundpost this stream is going to create?

>>65926018
Imagine lia burying you in the sand up to your head, then slamming her crotch right in your face and just sitting there riding you.
While the entire beach watches

10ma please...

it doesn't matter, phase has like 350 points now so its not completely one-sided

It's sports you fucking FEMOIDS

we fucking deserve to lose

>>65926169
>Let's only poll one audience for answers
>Let's invite two ESL's and only one american
She has zero foresight.

>>65926190
if the liggers steal they get all the points don't they?

>>65926190
Other team could still steal just to curb stomp us

I hate ESLs

>>65926112
There aren't...?

Hina would've swept

holy shit lia is so bratty

PANKO CARRY

Panko is reading us bros....

Where are the bounds?

Panko stop reading the thread.

Classic Lumi, first you trust, she makes you happy, than she betrays you and makes you sad, same fucking evil pattern every fucking tIme

>>65926169
Hopefully she never gets another Phase collab again.

holy shit they might actually do it

>It's all up to Lumi
Oh no

>>65926230

POST PUSSY PANKO

Lia is not fond of basketball Americans

WE'RE BACK WE'RE BACK PANKO BROUGHT IT BACK

Lumi is gonna throw

THANK YOU PANKO

last one has to be watching vtubers it has to be

panko for the save