/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I’m incapable of unirony.

>>65902459
Ok how do you cope with the fact that your love will never be reciprocated no matter how much you donate to her?

>>65902423
Mentally illness does indeed exist

>>65902423
eeto...

>>65902423
>cold chicken
>hypno ojisan
>MC collab
>Hikakin collab
>cold chicken meme + addressing unicorns for whatever reasons.
Idk but loving Pekora has never occured to me. She has also never done any GFE.

Vtubers are just entertainers. If you fall in love with your oshi then you're doing it wrong

>>65902423
>>65904336
If I ever ran into my oshi in real life I would throw her in a sack like Borat and make for the hills

>>65904336
My oshj says it's okay to fall in love with her tho. So maybe you are the one doing it wrong.

>>65902513
This may be a foreign concept to you, but you do realize that you can love selflessly, right? Like, genuinely appreciate and care for a person without needing anything in return to validate it?

>>65904927
Is this what cucks tell themselves?

>>65902423
I want to marry and impregnate her 10 times

>>65904907
That's because she wants your money

>>65902513
by praying to God above that the person she ends up with loves her at least as much as me and that she lives a happy, fulfilling life after all is said and done
all I can do, really

>>65905080
She has spent more money on entertaining me than I spent on memba and merch...

This is only a problem because it's men doing it.

>>65905360
Sounds to me like you're not being a very good partner. Making her carry all the weight? I think it's time to get your wallet out anon

>>65903999
All of these are nothingburgers, this will never not make me love my Peko

>>65905140
>that the person she ends up with loves her at least as much as me
Literal cuck mindset

I hate my oshi.

>>65905659
We were never together in the first place.

>>65902423
guilty as charged

>>65905670
Beerpal...

>>65902423
yes and?

>>65905140
suddenly I remember this

>>65905583
Time to spend more!

yes

>>65902423
I am, but not in the sense of romantic love or under any delusions that she and I will get together. I love who she is, what she does, and how much she cares for me (and of course, by extension, the faceless mass of her fans). It's an idol/fan relationship in which I can love freely, without reservation, because there will never be any conflict or hurt feelings. She makes and does things for me. I watch them, support her, and enjoy her growth. It doesn't solve all my socializing needs, but it fills a big enough niche and gives me things to look forward to every year. I'm excited for fes this year!

>>65902423
yes, i am.

>>65902423
I luvey Isla-sama

>fall in love with your oshi
>use the biological side of love as a source of motivation
>get fit, improve your social skills and become genuinely an interesting person to be comparable to your oshi
>inevitably find a real GF
>graduate from vtubers and this shit hole
I don't see anything bad with it

>>65907467
>>inevitably find a real GF
>>graduate from vtubers and this shit hole
calm down, you're being silly

>>65907467
I wish for happiness for all of my fellow fans, of course, but thinking about this does fill me with a sense of melancholy. Maybe that's the end of the fan side of the idol journey - a graduation from idols - but thinking about leaving my oshi behind before she exits her journey hurts a little too much, right now. I think I'll wait. I'd like to stay in the cave a while longer.

>>65905360
>spent more money on entertaining me
she just streams
That doesn't cost money

>>65902423
That is correct

>>65907467
Weak.
>Fall for oshi
>Continue to improve yourself
>Realize that you were 100% correct to dislike 99% of humanity
>Continue to go through life knowing you're not insane and that women you like exist irl

I need to find someone like Suisei who realizes that being assertive doesn't mean being a cunt, while also being cute and hardworking. I cant overstate how different vtubers are to women I interact with irl to the point where I felt I was delusional since clearly there wasn't anyone around me I cared for.

>>65907254
Chama's love is mine

>>65907467
>>inevitably find a real GF
heh. yeah...

>>65902423
i was deeply infatuated with her once

>>65912624
Weird, I don't remember replying to myself

>>65908887
>trying to find someone IRL who is like the act vtubers put on for the camera
A step ahead of blind gachis, but there are some more layers

>>65913991
>the act vtubers put on for the camera
Some of them are legit autistic femcels who are not only cute, but have similar beliefs and hobbies.

>>65907467
I don't even know if I'm interested in real girls or if I'm just too into 2d. But then again the universe will explode if I do date anyways so it's probably not worth thinking about.

>>65902423
Yes, I love my wife.

Yes

>>65902423
lol of course not. I'm incapable of love

>>65902423
I realized the other day that I've never actually had a real parasocial attraction to any vtuber. I just pretend like I do because it's fun to act like it, waifu post on /vt/, and caw over how cute they are not unlike the way you would fawn over dogs.

It really made me wonder how much of /vt/ is the same way and don't genuinely give a shit at all.

>>65907467
>find a real GF
Hey now take it easy there buddy. No need to go full schizo on a shitpost

>>65902423
Fuck you pekofrog poster.
>>65904336
Fuck you towafrog poster.

>>65902423
I think im losing it, me and my oshi actually chat regularly in dm’s now, she bought me a game to play with her and has been opening up to me about her feelings. Part of me wants to say something, another part of me doesn’t want to push anything and ruin it, what do I do?

>>65902423
No, I just want a gf.

>>65917196
Just keep going as you already were. Also don't tell (us) anything else because (we) will find out who it is.

No I love Gura in a "I am completely entertained by this individual so mucb so that I wish good things for her' kind of way. Its Shiori that im sexually attracted to and want to breed

>>65917196
Stop thinking about her as an oshi and start judging her as a person you’re getting close to. If the person strays too far from the persona, then it’s a real start for good or bad.

>>65902423
mostly ironically and only with the character. I'd never actually date a vaxxie
>>65904927
I'd've agreed if it wasn't in the context of being a pay piggy.
>>65905583
>Making her carry all the weight?
leeching off of women is unironically based tho
>>65906701
>because there will never be any conflict or hurt feelings.
unless you go full unicorn, but then you'd deserve it anyway.
>>65907467
>use the biological side of love as a source of motivation
that one unironically works. I got out of a weight loss plateau thanks to her.
>inevitably find a real GF
already have one, but my oshi is an actual source of inspiration.
>>65908609
>That doesn't cost money
factually wrong, but she makes it back and then some.
>>65914343
autistic femcels still put up an act, lord have mercy on your soul if you actually meet one IRL

>>65918694
>lord have mercy on your soul if you actually meet one IRL
Elaborate I've never actually seen one IRL.

>>65918761
you get excess menhera instead of the weirdly logical autism you see with guys. also, terrible hygiene usually... let's just say they're femcels for a good reason, as even the simpiest simps don't want to do anything with them.

>>65919336
>as even the simpiest simps don't want to do anything with them.
I don't know. I said I've never saw a femcel for this exact reason. Simps are that thirsty.

>>65918149
I wasn’t prepared for these feels, I just came to this fandom to watch funny anime women…

>>65919931
Should’ve stayed a clipwatcher, friend. Just don’t let the fallout get to you too hard and put the girls out of the pedestal going forward. They wouldn’t be doing this if they didn’t want Pekora money, first and foremost

>>65917196
You don't know if you truly love someone until you find the parts of the you hate.

>>65902423
I don't find her romantically attractive but I end up watching her streams everyday and can't fap to another women because that feels like a cheating

>>65907467
>>fall in love with your oshi
>>use the biological side of love as a source of motivation
>>get fit, improve your social skills and become genuinely an interesting person to be comparable to your oshi
(you) are here
>>try to find a real GF
>>realize that women that act like your oshi don't exist IRL
>>take matters into your own hands and become your oshi
>>love yourself
>>love yourself for who you are

I dont think I love her, but she makes me happy.

>>65902423
My oshi abandoned me.

>>65923925
Chumbud…

>>65902423
Fuck you pekofrog poster

>>65916710
>>65924645
>Not first comment

/vt/ has declined

>>65902459
skill issue

>>65902423
No, my oshi is taken anyways

>>65902513
skill issue

>>65914343
Femcels who are cute don't exist.

>>65903999
Ironlung's GFE involves Connor

>>65907467
This desu, any love for vtubers beyond Chivalric love will only lead to your own heartbreak

>>65905846
She's cute

>>65932643
cute and true

And if I am?

>>65907467
>improve your social skills and become genuinely an interesting person to be comparable to your oshi
>inevitably find a real GF
and then you wake up or you actually believe your own delusions and watch hundreds self help, 'start doing this' videos on YT and take meds recommend by your overpaid psychiatrist then become a pharma freak.
Make sure to post your an hero on /gif/

>>65902423
When no one else can understand me
When everything I do is wrong
You give me hope and consolation
You give me strength to carry on

>>65902423
>Don't tell me you're unironically in love with your oshi?
yeah I am. not much I can do about it, really.

>>65902423
No, everytime I feel even the slightest crush develope (usually when they're being cutegoofy during karaoke) I research all the doxxshit I can find on them to ruin them for myself. Probably not a healthy thing to do but neither is falling in love with a heavily filtered, ideal version of the person behind the avatar.

>>65907467
>inevitably find a real GF

>>65907467
Yet, you are still here

>>65923695
But I am not my oshi, anon. My oshi is my oshi