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After all, the best part of a holiday is perhaps not so much to be resting yourself, as to see all the other fellows busy working.

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>> No.65886853
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Do your reps, report and ignore bait

Next Stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLn12Op8ddk

Last Stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsblzRH9WzA
Latest Short: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OclONqXcQc

Whisper Whisper Whisper【Shiori Novella Cover】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgCgHwIWgUU

Golly Goodvella【Shiori Novella Original】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nABrvB7564g&t=1088s
Halloween Night, Tonight!【hololive English -Advent- Cover】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqXrBy_FIU0
Rebellion【hololive English -Advent- Debut Song】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYNYhSsR8EE

Schedule: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkqwIcO3YN8
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@ShioriNovella
Twitter: https://twitter.com/shiorinovella

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>> No.65886915

Shiori is a moomer

>> No.65886960
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SHIORI CUTE

>> No.65887036

and again...

>> No.65887386

flat fucking cutting board tits

>> No.65887707
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>これは片想いけど、俺はシオリのことがまだ世界の誰よりも愛している!
>いつもシオリのことが考えている!
>シオリのために俺を全部犠牲にする!
>俺のゴスなシオリ姫の可愛い声がいつも好きだ!
>永遠にシオリのそばにいてる!
>俺の空想にシオリと子供を作るために、シオリといつも手を握って、ラブラブエッチする!

Shiori, ʉ kamakʉtʉ̆ nʉ!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgCgHwIWgUU
Stream Whisper Whisper Whisper

>> No.65888370

it feels like she's gonna be the first in advent to quit

>> No.65888502
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SEX WITH SHIORI COSPLAYER

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I feel like playing Melty Blood for some reason.

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>> No.65889533
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Good morning. I love Shiorin

>> No.65889570

qrd?

>> No.65889589
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>>65889533
Good morning.

>> No.65889590

>>65889570
I jerked off to her again

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>>65889570

>> No.65889826

>>65889533
hey me too!

>> No.65889993
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S-Sugoi...
https://files.catbox.moe/dztevv.png

>> No.65890407

>>65889570
Shiori confessed her love to me

>> No.65890445
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SHIORI A CUTE

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>>65889533
Good morning

>> No.65891092

I HATE SHIORI NOVELLA FOR MAKING ME FEEL LOVE AGAIN.
I LOATHE HER FOR MAKING ME FALL IN LOVE WITH HER.
DOES THAT MAKE SENSE?

>> No.65891503
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Living out that masculine daydream where you stay behind to hold off a pursuing force while Shiori escapes as she tearfully extends her hand out towards you while begging and pleading for you to come with her to no avail!

>> No.65891712

>>65891503
>his idea of a masculine dream is dying
lol get some help, anon.

>> No.65891790

>>65891712
you don't understand, I NEED to be edgy in a anonymous forum

>> No.65891883 [SPOILER] 
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>>65891712
pffft, assuming that i'm dying in that dream

get a load of this guy

>> No.65892093
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Coming out of the shower to see Shiowife in the living room dressed like this and patting her wifely legs for you to lay your head on, ready to clean your ears!

>> No.65892250

I love Shiori. Problems?

>> No.65892312
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I love my cute imouto wife Shiorin~

>> No.65892403
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>>65892250
proof?

>> No.65892888

still no hearts...guess she really did move to twixxer...

>> No.65893088
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>>65892888
anon?

>> No.65893109

>>65893088
oh...she just hates me then...i knew it...

>> No.65893157

>>65893109
unlucky if you're the only guy that she skipped o7

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>> No.65893859

>>65892888
Anon...youtube heart reps...

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>>65893735
Confirmed

>> No.65894131

>>65894092
give me a back view now

>> No.65894508

>>65893735
I need more proof.

>> No.65894823

>>65894508
https://files.catbox.moe/ieaj1k.mp3

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>>65894823

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https://twitter.com/pitespear/status/1742563969548664876

>> No.65895587

>>65895457
Shiori... You need to wear more clothes when you go out...

>> No.65895773

>>65895457
shioripits

>> No.65895788

>>65895457
The other passengers are covering their nose, Shiori.

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>> No.65896656

>>65895457
She looks lovely~

>> No.65897579
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>> No.65897588

shiort

>> No.65897679

>>65895457
shiori with melons like that you need a bra

>> No.65898159

ACTIVITY

>> No.65898252

>>65898159
Started like 20 minutes ago.

>> No.65898309

>>65898252
Really? I just posted that randomly.

>> No.65898628

shiori gooning

>> No.65899297

>>65896244
Baubau~

>> No.65899455

Did you guys know that Shiori is autistic?

>> No.65899485

>>65899455
It's not actual autism. Maybe.

>> No.65900092

Twitter didn't notify me that she liked my tweet...

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgCgHwIWgUU
There is a thing I want to say
Shiori sure is cute
Stream Whisper Whisper Whisper

>> No.65900547

>>65900345
She had a chance to shill it again yesterday but didn't...

>> No.65900775

>>65900547
Thought we been over this in that Shiori cares more that it exists for her fans than for randoms. Shiori does stuff for us and doesn't care to shill to random people.

>> No.65900792

I got a heart! from an indie.

>> No.65900838
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>new drive arrived
>installing the os on it
>now the fucking battery dies and needs replacing
God it's one fucking problem after another
I'm so tired of all this shit

>> No.65900863

>>65900775
I was a random 5 months ago.

>> No.65900875

>>65900838
Fat fucking face.

>> No.65900926

>>65900792
Hey me too! from Shiori.

>> No.65900996
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>>65900792
Was she better than me anon?

>> No.65901069

>>65900775
Ok fair. But seeing everyone praise Shiori's cover in the comments in nice. I like when they praise my low confidence wife

>> No.65901191
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I bet no one even remembers what book was chosen for the book club last month.

>> No.65901226

>>65901191
the bungou stray dogs one

>> No.65901487

>>65901191
knowing you guys it was probably "Rape is great and having morals is for retards"

>> No.65901645

>>65901487
>having morals is for retards
this is true

>> No.65901695

>>65901487
I will also never have happiness.

>> No.65901960

>>65901191
I read it though?

>> No.65902073

>>65901487
Wasn't it the post-war Japanese one about how terrible life is or something?

>> No.65902088

>>65901191
It's the book by the guy whose name is lame.

>> No.65902173

It started off as literally me frfr, then okay I don't think I'd go that crazy. Then god I wish that were me and then yeah that's about right, even if life were to show me some sort of break it'd take it away from me and fuck it all up. Why do I even try. This Dazai guy gets me, but he was also married. Why can't I find a cute girl to commit suicide with?

>> No.65902259

>>65902173
You are not good looking or talented.

>> No.65902334

>>65902173
There's a manga about him being isekai'd that's pretty fun!

>> No.65902377

Also Russian book jumpscare.

>> No.65902578 [SPOILER] 
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>>65902334
I lost it.

>> No.65902628
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>> No.65902710

>>65902628
Shut up

>> No.65902807

So Shiggers, taking from the book.
How and would you be able to fix your marriage if you found out Shiori was sexually assaulted?

>> No.65902872

>>65902807
Find the assaulter and rape him

>> No.65903027

>>65902807
Probably this >>65902872

>> No.65903245

This could be fun. Same time as Shiori but.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlXFmaRuK04

>> No.65903510

Killing Shiori

>> No.65903648

Healing Shiori

>> No.65903742

Tanking for Shiori

>> No.65903837

That's a cute prompt.

>> No.65903867

Prompt is up boys. Good luck

>> No.65903905

NEW SHIORI VARIANT

>> No.65903934

>4'5"
Imouto Dragonvella.

>> No.65903956
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>4'5

>> No.65903990
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cutesex

>> No.65904019

>>65903990
>4'5
I'm going to imagine

>> No.65904046

That's my daughter now. Me and Shiori's daughter of course

>> No.65904049

Short child Shiori with flat tits

>> No.65904143

Why did she specify the height. Does she want me to IMAGINE

>> No.65904219
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Compared to my 5'10 self.
Jesas.

>> No.65904231

She knows...

>> No.65904270

1000 years old btw

>> No.65904300

>>65904219
Literally piper perri

>> No.65904316
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>>65901191
I've been meaning to catch up on a bunch of classics of Western literature for literal years now and just keep procrastinating. My uneducated ass hasn't even read Alice in Wonderland.

>> No.65904425
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>>65904143
Yeah, imagine what you would do with your cute daughter or much younger sister.

>> No.65904470

>>65904270
Nojavella...

>> No.65904481

>>65904425
Play video games with her in the living room while mom and dad are keeping an eye on us, and buy her ice cream and other sweet treats if she asked.

>> No.65904489

incest is so fucking based

>> No.65904544

>>65904300
I had to google who this was.
What the fuck there are girls that do porn like this?

>> No.65904583
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>>65904489

>> No.65904879

I wish I could make others feel my suffering

>> No.65904892

Imagine if that's Shiori's real height

>> No.65904915
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>>65904489
Imouto Fantasy Monochrome coming out on Steam this year.
Winter Memories coming out on Steam this day.

>> No.65904984

Shiony Novellano here, the internets busiest archiver
Yeah this coffee stuff? Not good

>> No.65905027

>>65904892
4'5 Shiori~n getting scared as she's forced to drive at a max speed of 75mph on an American highway

>> No.65905132

>>65905027
Driving in front of Shiori always slightly slower and brake checking her every half minute

>> No.65905189

I could pick her up and toss her.

>> No.65905215

Which one of you liked my comment? Show yourself coward

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>>65905215
Ya u like that?! U dirty comment liker u?!

>> No.65905312

>>65905215
Only 5 people got a like and 2 already was confirmed /here/ beware of the doxx my friend

>> No.65905323

How far could you punt Shiori Womanletvella?

>> No.65905379

>>65905312
It's my phone only acct anyway. I'm more paranoid than necessary

>> No.65906114

Dang it, my comment was swallowed by the spam filter. Oh well.

>> No.65906242
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Shiori the type of shigga to say 'if I can peg you first' after you ask for anal and then act all outraged when you agree

>> No.65906256

>>65906114
What kind of depraved shit did you write?

>> No.65906401

>>65906242
You think she'll do anal before getting married?

>> No.65906506

>>65904143
>Why did she specify the height
She gets off on size difference, obviously.

>> No.65906546

>>65906242
Shiori the type of nigga to turn the tv volume down when her cat falls asleep

>> No.65906549

>>65906506
Good to know, my penis is smaller than hers.

>> No.65906564

>>65904143
She absolutely 100% knows what she's doing. This is intentional

>> No.65906641

>>65906114
Ah screw it. I tried editing out words that might cause it to get hidden. It’s not too long neither so I don’t know what’s causing it.

>> No.65906655

Yeah. Shiori would probably emotionally manipulate me into everything if we ever was in a relationship

>> No.65906702

>>65906655
What makes you say that? If anything, I think the other way around would be more likely.

>> No.65906714

>>65906641
Sometimes deleting the comment and posting it again works better instead of just editing

>> No.65906792

>>65906702
Because I already was being manipulated before and Shiori feels like that person that did it.

>> No.65906887

>>65906641
Editing doesn't work, you need to repost it. The comment is already flagged.

>> No.65906975

>>65904915
>Winter Memories coming out on Steam this day
isn't it 2 days from now?
i'm kinda wanting to pick up an h-game from the steam sale so i'm trying to decide between that or karryn's prison

>> No.65907197

>>65905215
someone is just liking almost everything in the prompt
we'll never know who... and it's not Shiori...

>> No.65907279
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>>65906546
I do that too. We ARE

>> No.65907303

>>65906714
>>65906887
It didn’t work. I know Shiori manually goes through the hidden replies. Hope she does that, but it sucks because I wanted others to see it.

>> No.65907318

>>65907197
It's a good thing to know if your comment is not shadowbanned

>> No.65907431

>>65907303
Do you at least have any idea of what's getting filtered?

>> No.65908289
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Why did God make me such a fucking loser

>> No.65908353

>>65908289
He thought it was funny.

>> No.65908387

>>65907431
I have no idea. I’m pretty sure
i’m not shadow banned neither. I tested it. I made sure my story didn’t have any words that may be banned. Unless there’s some brand new words they added.

>> No.65908423

>>65908387
Is it length? Did you write longer than you normally do?

>> No.65908496

>>65908353
I'm not laughing...

>> No.65908531

>>65908496
It would be less funny if you did.

>> No.65908535

>>65908423
It shouldn’t be length. Other’s have as long or longer. I’ll come up with a different response after work.

>> No.65908558

>>65908289
God likes some people more than others

>> No.65908590

>>65908387
Now I want to read it when shiori approves it.

>> No.65908812
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Shiori wouldn't like your implication that God is not good.

>> No.65908840

>>65908812
But Shiori herself is evil so

>> No.65908863

>>65908812
There is no such implication in this thread.

>> No.65908953

>>65908863
Are you saying making me a loser and laughing at me is morally good?

>> No.65908952
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Shiorin will never lactate her beautiful mammaries to fill into your bowl of bran flakes for breakfast...

>> No.65908969

God is good. God is good.

>> No.65909042

>>65908952
Her breast milk wouldn't provide enough nutrition.

>> No.65909061

>>65908953
You either believe in objective morality and then it's morally good because God did it, or you believe in subjective morality and then it's morally good according to God.

>> No.65909158

God is good because he created Shiori

>> No.65909333

Imagine 4'5 Shiori being a teacher...

>> No.65909361

>>65909333
What is this, raildex?

>> No.65909570

>>65909333
>>65909361
Imagine a 4'5 Shiori being a teacher and smoking.

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>>65909333
I had a tiny Latin teacher who made us read a masturbation poem (Carmen 2 by Catullus) in 10th grade.

>> No.65909827

>>65909613
Was she hot?

>> No.65910086

>>65909827
No, she was a Latin teacher. She also got more and more frustrated when, after around 30 minutes of her asking for interpretations, nobody came up with the idea that the little birdy is actually a metaphor for the guy's cock.
>tfw we later also read Phyramus and Thisbe and she refered to the hole in the wall they use to talk to each other as a 'gloryhole'
She was kind of weird.

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Goodnight.

>> No.65910242

>>65910086
Sounds like a fun class tho

>> No.65910283

>>65910166
Goodnight! Sleep well

>> No.65910294

>>65910166
Goodnight, sleep well

>> No.65910320

>>65910242
Could've been worse, I guess. At least I still remembe the poems today.
>>65910166
Goodnight

>> No.65911404

what drink is shiori

>> No.65911519

>>65911404
Grape soda

>> No.65912413

Shiori but she's black and has that stereotypical afro with a comb in it

>> No.65912465

>>65912413
Shiori Ghettovella

>> No.65913073

>>65912413
Shiori Nigvella talking about the time she was caught inbetween a gang shootout while on her way to school

>> No.65913231

>>65912465
>>65913073
And she's loud in movie theaters and makes a scene at McDonalds when they get her order wrong

>> No.65913259

>>65913073
>But I totally had a great childhood guys

>> No.65913299

shut the fuck up novelites

>> No.65913368

>>65913299
Wwyd if shiori said this on stream then ended the stream right after

>> No.65913379
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>>65913299
rude

>> No.65913406

>>65913368
I would cum

>> No.65913794

>>65913368
>Shiori's finished the collab
>Changes to her ending screen
>"You disappoint me."
>Cold end, no redirect.

>> No.65913866

*sends shiori a limp bizkit song* touch your princess parts to this one kitten

>> No.65913870

>>65913073
>>65913231
I wish to colonize Nigvella

>> No.65914349

If Shiori were a country, what country would she be!

>> No.65914429
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>>65914349

>> No.65914574

>>65914349
Virgin Islands

>> No.65914607

>>65914349
Djibouti

>> No.65914885

>>65909613
> the affectionate relationship between an unnamed puella ('girl', possibly Catullus' lover, Lesbia), and her pet sparrow
Oh so when it's in latin it's poetry but when I do it's Offense Against Public Morality and Decency.

>> No.65915127

>>65914885
Women are allowed to fuck animals, men are not.

>> No.65915386

>>65915127
Isn't that illegal?

>> No.65915474

>>65915386
Yes, but what's illegal and what's permissable are different. It's like how society lets (attractive) women be pedophiles.

>> No.65915782

>>65914885
NTA but I read and did a report on Story of the Eye when I was 15 in school, now that is a wild book
Now that I think about it most books we read in school around that age was about NTR and murder

>> No.65915797

>>65915474
If you were an attractive woman, would you whore yourself out and enjoy copious amounts of sex?

>> No.65915799
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https://twitter.com/SashaInuai/status/1742630370254914037

>> No.65915863

>>65915782
> At one point, Simone develops a fetish for inserting soft-boiled eggs in her vagina and anus.
? ? ?

>> No.65915938

>>65915782
> an early depiction of omorashi fetishism in Western literature
Just say pissing, wiki-chan.
Also, I'd say we found the novella for this month.

>> No.65915979
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>> No.65915996

>>65915797
Yeah probably, I'd make sure to get good money for it at least. Being an attractive woman is living life on easy mode.

>> No.65916012

>>65915979
FASTER

>> No.65916022

>>65915799
For those who don't have twitter.
https://files.catbox.moe/t1e75d.jpg

>> No.65916053

>>65915979
Faster.

>> No.65916114

>>65916022
AHHHH MARACA

>> No.65916143
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>>65916012
>>65916053

>> No.65916170

>>65915797
If I was I wouldn't even need to have sex, I could make millions on only fans alone

>> No.65916279

>>65916143
...faster.

>> No.65916875

>>65892093
Women putting their hair up if so fucking hot. My last girlfriend Pavloved me with that lmao

>> No.65916922
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>> No.65917054

>>65904544
You mean have more black DNA inside them than Africa? Yeah, it's usually the last stop for a pornstar that's on their way to fizzling out and being replaced.

>> No.65917164

>>65910086
Id fucking kill anyone who called my dick a little birdy. Poor guy.

>> No.65917222

>>65912413
I'd starve this shiori by hiding her food stamps under her work shoes.

>> No.65917230
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>>65916279

>> No.65917342

>>65915996
Don't even have to be attractive, just be an AVtuber.

>> No.65917516
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>> No.65917702
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>>65917516
Alternatively

>> No.65917740

Kill yourself.

>> No.65917776

>>65917702
>>65917516
Kys

>> No.65917836
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65917836

>>65917740
*chu*

>> No.65917856
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65917856

Kiss Your Shiori

>> No.65917919

>>65917856
Chu~

>> No.65917944
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65917944

>>65917856
She's asking for it

>> No.65918038

Kiss yourself

>> No.65918148
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>>65917856
She has very kissable lips

>> No.65918161

>>65917856
Chu chu!

>> No.65918211

>>65918148
The lips of a LIAR

>> No.65918374

>>65918211
What did she lie about?

>> No.65918614

>>65918374
>He doesn't know

>> No.65918862

>>65917516
>>65917702
Lovely

>> No.65919194

Kiss your Rissa

>> No.65919243

No thank you.

>> No.65919407

Guys... I really like Shiori

>> No.65919443

>>65919407
You can't just say that without proof

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>>65919407
I do too! My proof is that…
She’s very cute!

>> No.65919928

I like Shiori but she wouldn't like me because in a few years, I'm going to be completely bald

>> No.65920961

>>65919928
HAHA BALD

>> No.65921018
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Shiopits.

>> No.65921179

>>65919532
Where's the proof that she's cute?

>> No.65921383
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>>65921179

>> No.65922774

>>65888953
>tfw no femnovelite gf to play fightans with
Why even live?

>> No.65922791

shiori is so cute and so loving

love love love

>> No.65922828
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65922828

Are you doing your best this year?

>> No.65923255
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65923255

>>65919928
My hair started thinning in my late teens so I've been shaving it since. I've had women ask me where my hair is and say I'd be attractive if I had a full head of hair and every time it makes me want to blow my brains out.

>> No.65923270

>>65922828
I hate my life. I'm never gonna find happiness...

>> No.65923394

>>65922828
Yes. My best at being a neet

>> No.65923506

>>65922828
I'll do it for you, Shiori

>> No.65923515
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>>65922828
I'm trying, went back to Uni so I'm back to a routine, I still have some anxiety attacks sometimes.
Please Shiori give me the strength to touch grass.

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>>65922828
I had an interview today. I'm sick and tired of being a NEET so I'm hoping it goes somewhere, but I'm awful at actually being productive so I haven't done anything good/productive/constructive since New Years besides household chores and exercising.

>> No.65924067

>>65922828
im trying to draw again

>> No.65924576

People really stopped saying when she's in prechat

>> No.65924626

>>65924576
She's /here/ and when someone mentions it she leaves.

>> No.65924694

>>65924626
What a timing huh

>> No.65924742

>>65924576
Would it surprise you if I told you some of those in pre-chat were banned from Shiori dicksword for /here/ type of schizo behaviour

>> No.65924779

>>65924742
>/here/ type of schizo behaviour
what does this mean?

>> No.65924932

Do (You) want to beat Shiori up?

>> No.65925035

>>65924576
there isn't remarkable to say, except maybe novelknight emote soon™

>> No.65925173

>>65925035
Yeah I can see it on hololyzer, just wanted to know when she's there to see it

>> No.65925396
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I LOVE SHIORI NOVELLA

>> No.65925464

>>65925396
No proof, can't believe you

>> No.65925672

>>65925464
That makes me sad, Shiori.

>> No.65926223

rrat slayed

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>>65926223

>> No.65926446

>>65926349
Prompt Hearts. Sisters and Needylites are wrong. Again.

>> No.65926600

>>65926446
She did that before coming home too

>> No.65927959

Novelites have the memory of a goldfish.

>> No.65928040

>>65927959
so does Shiori

>> No.65928150

Any irl goth girls you have a crush on?

>> No.65928253

>>65924932
No, hurting people and things makes me feel extremely bad

>> No.65928313

>>65928150
Shiori Novella

>> No.65928382
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>>65928150
I fucked up flirting with a cosplayer I met at a con last year and I'm still cringing about it when I'm awake and had a nightmare a few days ago about how much of a fucking idiot I am for fucking up

>> No.65928384

>>65928150
my cousin

>> No.65928651

>>65928384
uh... don't do it novelite
Incest is not wincest

>> No.65928800

>>65928384
Shiori would want you to do it.

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>>65928150
>goth girls irl
Sadly it's not the 2000's anymore. I had my first kiss with one at a birthday party when I was 13 though.

>> No.65929590

mental darkness check, mine is 39.

>> No.65929663

>>65929590
nah you should always ask after a stream

>> No.65929664

>>65929590
15

>> No.65929731

>>65929663
we haven't done this in a while

>> No.65929932

>>65929590
35.

>> No.65929981

>>65929590
I'm doing a bit better than I was last time I saw a post like this, now I'm only around 82

>> No.65930099

Do (You) have any New Years Resolutions, Novelite?

>> No.65930106

>>65929664
enjoy your 3 year vacation

>> No.65930153

>>65929981
I'm Kinda confused, is it's up or down the more dangerous u are?

>> No.65930244

>>65930153
Both.

>> No.65930256

>>65930099
i got nothing.

>> No.65930332

>>65930099
I'd like to read more this year, play more games, do more exercise. Basically not be a lazy piece of shit.

>> No.65930494

>>65930332
keep up novelite!

>> No.65930665
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Shiori is gonna be in a full EN cover

>> No.65930739

>>65930665
AAAAAAAAAAAA CUTE SHIORIN

>> No.65930793

>>65930665
yessssss

>> No.65930866

>>65930665
LOOK AT THE CUTE LITTLE RIBBON ON HER HEAD

>> No.65930870

>>65930665
Good for her I guess

>> No.65930928
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>>65930665
Go Shiori Go!

>> No.65930984

>>65930665
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO

>> No.65931005

>>65930665
ALSO SHES HOLDING HANDS WITH BIBOO

>> No.65931362

>>65930665
Imagine being a Chumbud and seeing your oshi in like a million shitty covers but never taking the time to speak to you

>> No.65931429

>>65930665
CUTESEX

>> No.65931578

>>65930665
THAT'S A GOOD JACKET

>> No.65931633

>>65931578
Too bad it's falling off her fucking shoulders instead of being worn properly. My jacket loving ass is DISPLEASED.

>> No.65931711

>>65930665
Is she showing her bellybutton like a WHORE

>> No.65931784

>>65930665
I really can't bring myself to care about "full" events like this or holofes anymore. I just want solo/small collab Shiori.

>> No.65931892
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>>65931784
lets enjoy what we have

>> No.65931926

>>65931711
where?

>> No.65931984

>>65931784
its just a simple cover
retard

>> No.65932024

>>65931984
:(

>> No.65932035

>>65931784
She has one with Mori next week.

>> No.65932099

>>65930665
EN really needs more cute and funny.

>> No.65932136

>>65932035
Yeah, looking forward to it

>> No.65932197

>>65932136
oh damn

>> No.65932427

>>65930665
Shiori is the only one showing tummy. What a SLUT.

>> No.65932479

>>65930665
The jacket stays on during idol activities

>> No.65932584

>>65922828
Wouldn’t mind if I just died this year, so no.

>> No.65932779

>>65932035
Wait there's another pink woman collab coming up?

>> No.65932945

>>65932779
what do you mean another?

>> No.65932998

>>65930153
Too low you fuck off and become a normie
Too high you fuck off and become an hero

>> No.65933037

>>65930665
the idol arc begins

>> No.65933092

>>65933037
the idol arc is learning to dance

>> No.65933231

>>65932998
what if is in the middle?

>> No.65933251

>>65933092
thats part of the idol arc. like learning chakra control so you can run up the side of a tree.

>> No.65933363

>>65930665
I told you guys Shiori has big tits

>> No.65934773

>>65933231
You become an ironic weeb

>> No.65935259

Soon...

>> No.65935535

Soon...

>> No.65935576

Soon...

>> No.65935607

Soon...

>> No.65935763

She's eepy... 2 hour stream incoming

>> No.65935913

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLn12Op8ddk
live

>> No.65935943

The usual BGM, my heart is at peace

>> No.65935950

>>65930665
BROWN BRICKS IN MINE CRAFT

>> No.65935968

I'M ANXIOUS AS FUCK

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>> No.65936067

Shiori's boobs in the intro animation is kinda small too

>> No.65936119

>>65936067
Should be smaller

>> No.65936310

JACKET IS ON

>> No.65936320

she's so pretty

>> No.65936339

SHE'S ALREADY BEING CUTE

>> No.65936345
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Another victory for the jacketbros

>> No.65936367

JACKET BROS!!!

>> No.65936499

Is pickleman based or cringe?

>> No.65936552

>>65936499
everyone who spams 5 dollars supas are cringe

>> No.65936571

Is shiori anemic? She gets dizzy a lot

>> No.65936604

>>65936571
she doesn't get enough to eat

>> No.65936717

Shiori looks freshly showered

>> No.65936725

oh yeah today was members stuff thingy

>> No.65936762

>She didn't eat the Pineapple

>> No.65936955

She's going to be toothpaste-chan

>> No.65937012

I don't understand. Are the 'guest writers' going to be her friends? Other novelites? Other holomems?

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