/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I miss my boyfriend.

I miss Ami...

I miss Ami...

I miss Ami...

these zords are getting too powerful

I miss Ami...

>>65842698
>>65842726
>>65842792
>>65842865
WOLF HAG CLUSSY

Ember's still DOOMin' away
https://youtu.be/Utvyq6i97ro

Hello, I hope your day has been going along amazingly so far. I love my goofy nerd spidermama and the violent kicks and stamps as she rests her feet on my broken ribcage after a generous beating session. I'm Ami's punching bag

>>65842488
She isn't even that type of streamer, if you are going to shitpost at least watch her first.

>Ember is the most heavily-armed girl in PC
god i wnat her to SHOOT ME TO DEATH

>>65843140
He's clearly talking about the sound post he quoted

Ember's having so much fun with this game

I want to pinch Ember

>12 grapes for each month
I don't think the tradition requires you to eat 144 grapes, Ember...

>Take my hand, and take a deep breath...
>Shall we?
>AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>Do you wish to be my MetalGarurumon?

EMBER PLEASE STOP EATING THE DOGS

ami is buying a chair right now

>>65844419
yeah, me

>>65844419
yeah, on me

...wait a sec

Attention all Vtubers! This is your new GREAT Purple Smoke speaking!
Throw away all pride. Throw away all pride and just pander. Pander to the lowest common denominator. Be happy if you have to. That is my advice. Keep smiling, yeah, just keep smiling. Just throw away your pride and keep on smiling.
Thank you for your attention.

Ami should just save the money and use my face as a chair

>>65844558
Give me back my cow you wretched devil of the deeps

>>65844571
implying you can handle all of her sass

>>65844646
she's a heifer, a young female cow. i learned that on ami's stream today.

Ember should probably get checked for ADHD

Impressed at Ember's restraint for not *shlop* *shlop* *shlop*ping from the toilets like in New Vegas

>>65845057
She went for something better this time

>>65845038
I am deeply in love with this woman

Imagine the things you could do with Ember's body if you got body swapped...
Imagine the things she'd do with yours...

Mio loves us! Except that one anon

>>65845281
I don't think I could keep up with Ember's appetite in her body...

>How cute would it be if I had a food name like... dog?

>Imagine if I had a food name like a dog
>Food names just make me think of pets

>>65845281
I'm walking that ass straight to the doctor's office

Robofucking has got to be one of the least degenerate forms of degeneracy

>>65845968
Considering the other routes you can go for I'll agree with you

>>65845968
Lumi... Ami DM is in your other tab...

everyone is so mean 2 embr </3

Meru Love!

Ember... those poor chickens...

You have no idea how happy I was to see this post today
https://twitter.com/MariaParadisia/status/1742186734752784470

I wish ember would punch my turkey.

>I love the deep-fried turkey accidents

>>65846508
rrat: Maria got poached for pixel after the akioair drama

Lads I can't stop thinking about how good Ember would be at blowjobs, just imagine her loudly slobbering all over your cock and gulping on it hungrily like she's actually trying to swallow it whole...

>>65846904
She'll even make the strangest sounds you've ever heard because she thinks they'll be hot

>>65847007
(She's right)

Ember only feeds Kindlings one chicken nugget per meal...

>Dizzy did the Google... doctor thing

>ywn experience a warm Ember hug

>>65847320
She described herself in such a way I can actually imagine it I fucking hate this

I'll make a MILF out of Dizzy

BFG acquired baby

Send the slug some maros
https://twitter.com/dizzydokuro/status/1742314503205982493

Mio LOVES me
And to prove it she's streaming BG3 in a few hours, just you wait

>>65847320
>>65847356
I bet her hugs are the kind that last forever because neither of you want the feeling to end

Feline Minion... Theodore...

>There's a lot of debuffs to being a woman

Ember... the debuffs...

>chat didn't know animals can have periods too

>Animal periods

[Ember news]
Her family is trying to lure her out of her bedroom with the smell of fried chicken

>Ember was that one kid who double jumped to school

>I should go parachuting
>if I don't come back you know what took me

>>65849266
Someone definitely recorded the stupid shit she did

>Autistic tomboyish child Ember jumping off the roof with blanket parachutes

>all the skirts Ember owns are skorts

It took me far, far too long to realize how perfect Ember is

>>65849366
>Ember conditions you to not care when she bends over in front of you by wearing skorts all the time
>Until one day she catches you off guard by doing it while wearing a normal skirt and no panties

>>65849948
Fuck you

>You shouldn't be proud of being a creepy pervert, okay?
This advice was brought to you by Ember "just grab their boobs" Amane

>>65850113
She would know it's a bad idea if you're not a cute girl

>>65844558

Immolating hug with Eber...

>>65850956
Zug zug with Eber...

>>65850802

Here ya go retarded newfriend I'm feeling generous today

This woman... She has me wrapped around her finger...

[Non-news]
Ember is hungry

>>65851078
I swear I'm not (completely) retarded, for some reason it's just not properly saving the filename when I download it through the player. I haven't had this problem with any other soundposts, and I downloaded >>65845038 the exact same way afterwards and it also didn't have the issue, so I'm not sure what's going on with it.

>>65851282
The contrast between her age and how cute she acts drives me wild

>>65851306
>Ending stream to get food
Mukbang one day...

>Tomorrow big sister will come and take care of you

POSSIBLE MONHUN EBER MUYU COLLAB

[Good news]
Muyu and Ember MonHun collab might happen soon

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU I MISS EMBER

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU I MISS EBER SHE LOVES ME UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

uuuu.....

uuuuuuuuu…

Ember is dead now
https://twitter.com/EmberAmane/status/1742343998138630536

One, two,
Awwwwwww FREAK OUT!
https://youtu.be/p4ey-fngJjc

https://twitter.https://twitter.com/amiyaaranha/status/1742350215334559746
breaking in her new chair

[Non-news]
Dizzy is mentally ill

Dizzy is even less okay than usual today

>>65851078
I can no longer remember when I was happy though,,,

STANDING

>>65854515
Feral little freak

>Dizzy will be on break for longer than just the ski trip
uweh...

Dizzy
More like Dizzgusting

>WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO GROOM CHILDREN WHEN THERE'S A DIZZLER HERE WHO NEEDS GROOMING!?

>>65855331
What is happening

>I was almost late to stream today because of a fucking fly
Not this again...

>"I'm Mexican and love South Park, marry me?"
>How are your tacos?

>>65854515
nice link

>>65855627
It's a perfectly fair question to ask

God I wish I was that box

>*Mindbreaks your oshi*

>I grab my chancla
Dios mio

>Kill yourself!
>Oops...

>>65856066
>30 minutes in and she's done nothing but rant about the fly

https://twitter.com/amiyaaranha/status/1742357441449226416

>>65856659

Dizzy...

>All these convoluted methods for killing or catching flies from chat
>When you can just turn off all the lights in the room they're in and turn on a light outside and they'll leave on their own

>Why the fuck did none of you guys tell me I sometimes sound like Morty from Rick & Morty?
Wut

I miss my shigga.

TOTAL
GRAYNAME
DEATH

>>65857284
Ami did it

>Dizzy will be the one to bring about the day of the sushi roll
Based

>2024 Digimon ranking stream
Did she even finish the last one?

>Goes to her friend's house
>Puts videos of squirrels deveining hornet larvae on the TV

>Dizzy wants to do a 24 hour endurance stream
She's going to die

>>65858031
Dizzy has finished one (1) game in the last 2 years

>>65858465
Let's be honest, her death is long overdue

>>65798753
When will sheeple stop being delusional cucks?
Meanwhile, I got to spend christmas AND new years with my oshi

>Take better care of myself
Yeah that's right bitch

[Good news]
Dizzy doesn't have appendicitis

I love my unkempt yet beautiful and mentally unwell yet wonderful wife

Would you squeeze Dizzy's zits?

>"Be positive"
>Impossible.

I WANT TO TAKE DIZZY ON AN APIARY DATE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

MY OSHI (the fly) IS BACK ON STREAM LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>Random thumping noises and screaming as she tries to swat the fly and fails over and over again
Kino

[Dizzy news]
The fly won (again)

>I will get this fly if it's the last thing I fucking do
>Either it dies or I die

all this talk of insect fucking just reminds me of o-chan...

Dizzy really needs a man in her life for times like this

[Fly news]
It's over

>This is a huge fly to Dizzy

>>65860473
One of the people in this image is now dead and sadly it's the wrong one

>Dizzy now getting jumpscared by her cursor because she thinks it's a fly

A second fly has hit Dizzy Dokuro's bedroom

>>65860869
This is getting ridiculous

What a cute little family

>I want to try more ice cream

>>65861149

>>65860473
>>65861149
>>65861537
Me on the Dizzy

Dizzy sister HATE

>It's cold here, I don't sweat!

>>65862401
fuck you
i didn't need to remember this

>>65862401
I genuinly never thought I'd see a Really Good Comics comic here

>You guys want me to work out? Ugh, can't you guys be architects?
If you insist, Dizzy...

Dizzy HATES exercising

Dizzy will stick to these schedules for three weeks maximum

>>65862570
Same lul

>You get to fuck Dizzy
but
>She wears the bee costume the entire time
yes or no?

>>65863770
https://youtu.be/8CvqmD0CZao
She's gonna end up taking it off because of how much she'll sweat

https://youtu.be/cJJBtAVwz0c

>Dizzy might do a DQM guerrilla this week
Based

luv u dizzy

Woof is live if you guys want something to watch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYf_Kh6LSLU

That last Mio bait thread had someone pointing out how Mio's CCV was lower than most Phase girls despite her high sub count and that got me thinking, doesn't Mio make more money than a lot of girls with a higher CCV than her because of GFE?
Her paypigs donate thousands to her every week just for a crumble of attention, hell the only reason she isn't milking them dry with constant donobait streams like horror games is because she knows they'll donate way too much and she's too nice to do that.

Go make another bait thread

>>65864550
>Was hanging out with Muyu pre-stream
Muyu deserves to be pampered by all the hags. God I wish that was me.

Momzoned...

>>65865570
Groomed her too hard

>>65865604
It should've been me.

I had a dream I was on a roadtrip with my RL friends... and Yuuna. She kept doing stuff like leaning on me complaining about being sleepy and asking me to hold her, while telling my friends we were just friends.
The dream ended with us arriving at some sort of hotel. She refused to let go of me as we checked in.

Rei will return

>>65848195
well it's not BG3 but still a stream, does that count?

>>65867050
I'm so sorry, anon, but it appears that she only sees you as a very high quality dildo.

>>65864928
She is not joining Phase so give up already

>>65871819
Lisa trying to calm down Lisa before the PSFID gets loose

>>65864550

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fC0eP2sj7e4
Mio!

>Fans getting in the way of me seeing my girlfriend
PC-KUN HATE

for me its mio

IT'S ALWAYS SEA GREYS HOLY FUCK

>SEA
EVERY
FUCKING
TIME
why are they like this?

>if I make it to 2025
>if, only if, because we don't know about the future
Mio...

>another reincarnation warning
EN4

>>65874411
A proper GFE chuuba in EN would make such a killing but I don't think Mio has the mental rigidity to last more than a day

so angy today
true Korean wife experience

>never ever ever leave
shes no menhera i love her so much

>>65874929
Unironically would be easier for her thanks to management putting down how hard she can do it and reincarnated mio won't be gfe right of the gate

>>65875112
The amount of bait threads would skyrocket

>>65874411
>EN4 coming out before 2026
I'd genuinely be caught off guard.
Not sure if I'd be more happy for her than I'd be sad that she'd be the RRat's pet. I know they're friends, but god I can't stand the rodent.

mio milkies warm and tasty mio milkies plz be hasty

Muyu is on hampters stream if anyone cares

is miori like...legit parasocial for her own chat, or is this an elaborate bit

>>65875316
yes

Dizzy I love you! Love you today and always!

>Sign your damn letters

>>65875145
Holos baits gets just Nijideflection spammed and "so true sister" to death
Smaller chuuba bait threads gets feed frenzied by the sisters

>>65875316
former

damn that girl got cute ass fingies

>SEAL!

these people are so creative with gifts, I have no idea what I would even send her

>gifted a stream deck
I wish was a cute girl

did lisa really scam someone out of a lot of cash?

Where the fuck do these rrats even come from? They give me a good laugh.

>>65877630
don't all vtubers do?

>>65877630
She scammed me out of my semen

>>65877313
i'd probably get her something from my part of the world, but i'm impressed with how specifically tailored these gifts are to her

>>65877715
Not all our phase cousin deserve euthanasia for brain damage but some really do

>>65877630
No, Lisa was not the one that stole a thousand dollars from Pippa, and she'd resent you even accusing Lisa of it. Now go start a witch hunt someplace else.

>>65865570
>>65865604
>rejects marriage proposal
>target loses interest
>surprised pikachu.jpeg

chibi pon

>>65877630
Stop trying to spread this retarded rrat

>>65878896
magic hat is like the second worst peggle power though

>>65865570
Incest and architecture... my beloved...

I fear for the older sister rp
I won't survive

https://youtube.com/shorts/2cyNeqSstvw

Hey, this Yuuna simulator is bready good

>>65878047
I don't think Sleepy would have not done anything with Lisa if she was the one who. Stole from Pippa.
There was one person who was originally suppost to do an off collab with Pippa who none almost a year ago that never happened.
Yuko was an old part of Pippa and sleepy friend group, she was even yuko's first outside company collab about a year ago.
Then something happened and Pippa and Sleepy seemed to want nothing to do with her.
Yuko was ghosted by Pippa when she didn't even ghost Yuri after her firing.

I know that's this is scant evidence but it does seem much more likely then it was Lisa that did it.

Sleeping with Amicat pulled nice and close so I can give her lots of scritches and hear all the wonderful purrs she gives off...

But seriously though, why is it always SEA shitting up chat and making Mio sad?

>>65881789
Because they love doing shit to get a rise out of people and Mio is a perfect target

https://twitter.com/tsuruginen/status/1742368096172806268

>>65881006
please take your schizo rrats elsewhere. Yuko couldn't collab with Pippa because of corporate mandate from Idol. Pippa has gone out of her way to start promoting Yuko's PL in the past week. So please fuck off.

>>65881822
But why? Is it something in their water?

>>65882125
>Yuko couldn't collab with Pippa because of corporate mandate from Idol
This doesn't even make sense, Shiina and Iori just collabed with Rin. Also please for the love of god if you want to talk about Pippa go to /pcg/.

spidor

robowife is reading the original dragon ball manga https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvZxN8ptaqE

>>65883204
God she's adorable

>>65883178
good spidor i like it a lot

>>65883178
I don't watch Ami but I really want to motorboat her tummy.

>>65883204
>(bots are doing copyright protection)
cute

Peo asking important questions.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2I5fTtoWAo

>>65883347
Mustard for me

>>65883178
supaida rabu

>Oolong roofies Bulma so he can grope her
>aww, he just wants to grope her when he could do so much worse
she's scary sometimes

Ami's OC donut steal mouse character looks like some sort of beast of ill omen

>>65881789
>>65882164
Look up which countries have the highest rates of schizophrenia

>>65887329
Okay?

I will see my girlfriend soon

Friendly reminder to take care of yourself

>>65889788
Stop. Orla isn't here.

>>65889845
She lives on in our hearts.

>>65889845
Orla is all around us.

I love when my gf speaks in her funny language!

>Treats Mio like shit
>She sends a letter
>She sends a scroll
Why do I even bother being nice to her when she rewards the opposite behavior

>Peo's being going for 8 hours
>again

>>65890309
First time around women?

>>65890309
Who? Are you self reporting?

mio
https://youtu.be/e-gp001kwpQ

>>65890794
Some retard that got called out in last night's shrine visit stream

My beloved gf, John!

>>65890309
Mio's response when people treat her like shit is almost always appeasement instead of punishment. It's like giving a dog a treat every time it tries to bite you.

Korean sounds surprisingly cute with "nya" inserted into every sentence

Intern-kun is trying his best today

>>65891709
Damn bratty catgirl...

I never know if I'm allowed to chat in these streams or not, obviously she's not gonna tell me I can't but it still feels weird

>>65892478
why you think she went her way to have EN subs?

Call it a hunch but I think Mio might be hungry

>>65892589
Good

>>65892589
it's a good thing she's on a DIET

>>65892618
Fuck you buddy

>>65892792
I will spoil this cat rotten. I will overfeed and pamper her into a real heckin chonker.

>enter stream
>see food
it's a Mio stream alright

Not the tinnitus...

>>65892900

>>65893330
Needs belly rub correction

>>65893330

>grey
>some pajeet first name last name
>"SPEAK ENGLISH"
>bonk

Woke up today not married to Amiya Aranha again

>>65894415
You and me both, buddy.

Waking up to warm and fuzzy thoughts about my beautiful spidermom; meowing gently in her sleep so I wrap my arms around her and pull her in tight, instantly warmed by her warm space heater body and made sleepy by Ami smeel....beautiful...

S P I C Y
L A T I N A
B U T T H O L E

>mio says friend lost their v-card
>lisa says she was thinking about making a permanent decision that she can't reverse
mio, the catalog is gonna make rrats thinking this is connected somehow, wyd, you know what they're like out there. you're lucky the schizos haven't noticed and paraded it around as fact or something

what was it about GFE she's talking about?
don't all GFE vtubers hate the term and never use it?

>>65894841
the way Mio acts and fees towards chat can only be descibed as GFE by her
Which is fucking wrong because chat is Boyfriend Experience for her

>Ami is sitting on her throne
Yeah, me.

>>65894913
chat doesnt have enough testosterone for BFE

>>65895708
I was going to refute this but considering it was a KR stream today you're probably right

>>65895708
Post hand

mio is lucky that i love her

Never forget Mio did JOI for her KR fans

What's going on with Meru currently? Last I heard from her, she pushed back her graduation date. Is she ok?

>>65897048
She's graduated, she just ended up not actually doing the graduation stream because it was too much for her to handle emotionally

hanber sterturs ?

>>65897449
Missing since last year.

>>65897449
Worrying if her script is good enough for the RP stream.

>>65897449
>>65897568
>people have been misspelling Ember's name so badly I just assumed it was ebr and not hanbi
I will seppuku myself, adios!

Saya Exit 8 at 9am
Ember big sister RP at 12pm
Muyu Visage at 1pm
Dizzy Not for Broadcast at 5pm

>>65897650
RIP anon.

>>65897449
January is her traditional h(anab)ibernation season

>>65897650
Eggber..

>>65897546
La cucaracha won

>>65897568
She might just have a general idea of what to do and will improvise most of it, which I don't mind since she can come up with good stuff on the fly

>>65897111

>>65897048
She hasn't officially said anything, and probably won't for months. I asked one of her mods and he said he hadn't heard from her either.
I guess it's just best to accept what >>65897111 said for now.

>>65894415
It always hurts

Saya's playing the latest FOTM game
https://youtu.be/TxgVWpS-V10

>Saya was going to stream Terraria again yesterday but didn't want to overlap with her genmates

Does anyone know that song Saya was humming a minute ago? I only know the melody from a cringy Polish anime rap song. Is it from something else?Am I having a schizo attack?

>>65900650
Mama mia

>>65900930
Drago puzzolente

Jesus Christ I only looked at the screen for a few seconds during that and it made me feel unwell, I don't even have motion sickness

does anyone have the purin spread eagle muyu edit

>>65900887
This one, please, I don't know what's heppening, what is this?
https://streamable.com/7aak9l

>>65901160
kill bill whistle? https://youtu.be/S32X5-eKVp4

I still don't really understand what the point of this game is

>>65900854
cute dragon

>>65901507
It's a "Spot the difference!" kid's magazine exercise as a video game.

>>65901131
this one? https://files.catbox.moe/zuxljg.png

Saya is pretty cute when she's scared

>>65901160
isnt that rain rain go away

>Randomly walks up to the salaryman and gives him a chu
wtf it should've been me

>>65901790
yes, exactly. thanks fampai

>>65901689
>It's a "Spot the difference!" kid's magazine exercise as a video game
I really wish I could understand what makes games like this become flavor of the month

>>65902184
reaction bait i presume

>>65902184
Same reason any number of chinchila arts or mortuary assistant types are popular with chuubas, easy to play, cheap to make and provide reactions, they're streamer bait

>>65901844
>>65901472
Thank you! Might be one of those, but I'm not convinced. I hope it's not this, would be difficult to handle if it turned out she knew or was polish. But maybe that's just a generic free backing track or some other explanation. https://youtu.be/WQnOSiHaiH0?t=10

>>65902351
I can understand The Mortuary Assistant a bit, it's pretty much wall-to-wall spooks from what I've seen of it (even if a lot of them are laughable) so at least stuff is actually happening. Meanwhile every single Chilla's Art game is basically just an hour or so of literally nothing happening and then a man going "boo!".

[Saya news]
She finished the game already

>>65902701
>>65902351
All of chillas games are about being stalked, right? Women LOVE that shit.

>>65902867
that was so fast

>Tummy hort from impending sense of doom

New thread
>>65903252
>>65903252
>>65903252

MIO LUST

ami lust

>>65905380
such weakness. proclaim it to the gods. AMI LUST