/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Aside from fucking gumpai, who I muted ages ago, the rest of /asp/ seems to understand not to be an edge lord, I'm happy for that.

>>65776385
But I am constantly Edging

give me rrats about this wheel result

>>65776663
The amount of breaks every stream is because he gets his mouth full of saliva and needs to go puke it all out in the sink

>>65776663
He will be my first collab with a bunch of guys :)

>>65776663
only plays stacks & taxes or turbofog decks to annoy everyone else

POST TIERLISTS YOU FUCKS

>>65776915
wtf are all those ONS FWB LTR AGX MLG 360 NOSCOPE fucking child like tags? is tiermaker forcing you to use them, or can't you really type the fucking words you retard?

>>65777070
Anon, you can't be this much of a virgin...

>>65776915
>he wouldn't do a cat

>>65777169
The only shipping I agree with.

>>65777169

>>65777232

>>65777230
do they still interact?

>>65776385

Male x male shipping is the worst because it's almost always forced and they themselves will unwillingly take part for the attention. Sorry, Renata.

>>65777306
Toned down a lot now sadly. They have really good chemistry.

>>65776915

>>65777508
nigby
rigby
whigby
bigby

https://www.twitch.tv/inedasilver
Small Alien plays Super Meat Boy and says Horrible Things

>>65777678
Gay or transsexual?

>>65777557
>rigby

>>65777508
can the real digby please stand up?

new OTP chosen by the wheel:
>Manasong x Ace W

>>65778004
The wheel gave me you and you. What does it mean

>>65778004
Who'd be the top?

>>65778064
masturbation I guess

If you could use stream effects to make anything happen on stream, what would you use them to do? Good ideas might get turned into tutorials.

I hope you all had a wonderful and restful Christmas break and are all excited to stream in the new year!!!!!!

one more year without him, he's never coming back

>>65778183
I'd want a toggle that makes a gun appear in front of me and blasts my model to make it fly offscreen. I've seen 3d models do it but nothing for 2d. I feel like shindigs might have done something like this but there's so much to look through to be sure.

>>65778933
It took me a second thinking through it but that's actually doable. The Shindigs redeem you're probably thinking of as most similar was the frag grenade. The only limitation that comes to mind is that you'd be very limited in which part of the screen your model could be in and still make use of the effect properly. Getting it to track you around would be a lot more complicated.

>>65776915
>Sin
>No
Are you gay?

Hello everyone! Happy New Years!
I'm trying to find my voice this year and I was aiming for a bit of a softer tone this stream, does it work? If you have the time do you mind checking a few places and letting me know? If not that's cool, take care of yourselves!
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2019784618

Damn, denpa is kinda stacked.

>>65780505
Being fat is cheating.

>>65780505
ugly body, ugly face, ugly personality
go back to wvt

>>65776915

>>65780687
>>65780593
>>65780505
I swear the bratcave is posting on purpose at this point

>>65780769
Nah I like vanilla. Chocolate is a close second tho.

>>65780850
>>65781001
I should have been a bit more specific with the wording;
I think you taste like that based on design/interactions/personality

I need to make icecream again. Its been too long.

>>65780769
this is not what we like its what we taste like

>>65780769
The right answer is Caramel flavored

>>65781043
yes exactly!
>>65781067
sounds sweet >:3c

I love streaming and I love (you)!

>>65780769
> Lemon

Explain.

>>65780505
Props to kemori though, it takes a big man to date a whore like denpa
I wouldn't like it if my girlfriend was selling herself, even to pay for condoms

QR Codes are the future. Chaos is the future, anons.

https://twitch.tv/chaosfoundry

>>65781177
Thank you Charley, you're an awesome guy.

>>65781177
I want to play with Charley's ears!

>>65781194
Pissss

>>65781036
You think that the golem tastes like lemon?

>>65781194
in my head, lemon means fresh, sour, unique or "electric" taste. It's complicated to explain. Also I am somewhat of an indigo-child/autist i guess.
>>65781408
anything that has mechanic/computery background (that i know of) is in there - as long as it doesn't get outweighed by a different factor

>>65781470
If you stick battery terminals into a lemon, can't you use it as a battery?

>>65781036
You think I taste like strawberry?

Which aspies are secret sadists?

>>65781705
All of them, they just don't know it yet.

>>65781704
if you were turned into an icecream - yes!

>>65781704
Im hyped for your new design btw

>>65781705
>secret
last time I had sex I ended up choking the girl just to feel something

>>65781705
rinna

>>65782304
>just to feel something
You can't get it up or something?

>>65781705
Need to know
t.masochist

I asked the question because I am but nobody will ever know

>>65782398
The sex was fine I just didnt get enjoyment from sticking it in

>>65781705
depends what we talk about
I usually don't get pushy
but for sex? my ex and I had this thing were she would deny it and I had to "get it" - these games were pretty harsh and we spend times writing rules to respect our boundaries

What would you do if the ghost wife in CF turned out to be a real person with shitty audio equipment?

which chuubas do u think are hot irl?

>>65780769
>Mint chocolate chip
Yeah, I'll finish in your mouth and leaving your breath nice and fresh.

>>65782966
Han_bun. Meat is probably a cute teenage-looking guy.

>>65780505
Blocked her for posting her tits.

Live now! Playing some more Battle Brothers! Which of our favourite chuubas might die today?!
https://www.twitch.tv/ruadhuacailte

>>65778933
https://files.catbox.moe/4s2hms.mp4
Very rough prototype. Still needs proper assets and some additional visual effects (blur and so-on) but its very doable and something that can be improved over time.

>>65782973
Albert...

My updated list of how I see aspies as family members in relation to me

>>65782466
Try looking up death grip syndrome, bud

Whys there a vtweeter in the tierlist?

>>65783730
...I'm curious, why so you think Chaos Foundry would go straight for sex?

>>65782466
Nice porn addiction

Holy Fuck Denpa’s STACKED


More VTuber girls should post their IRL stuff if they actually look good

>>65783730
Bold of you to assume I wouldn't take any chance I can at romance even at the expense of friendship

>>65783730
>Would drug you and rob me
aw do I look this mean ? :c

>>65784065
Doesn't that break immersion?

Room #65495

>>65784065
chonkazoid

>>65783730
>would drug and rob you
Show your work, please

>>65784065
>It's real
Holy sexo

>>65784175
She had big tits on all the old models, recently she has been fantasizing about amputating the tits, as she has been getting older and older and, because of that, she needs to get rid of those 2kg volleyballs for the sake of her back health, while also now having a fansly just to fight against those same feelings of insecurity.

>>65783996
shes getting there... eventually

>>65784400
>fantasizing about amputating the tits
/freak/...

>>65784400
Breast reduction is so cringe

>>65783730
I would not go for sex on the first date.

>>65784065
she's a chonkazoid, having big tits is easy when there's lots of fat

Keitaro is in a break again...

Everyone always puts me as a bottom because I’m shy and reluctant to discuss sex in public but in private I pin down and choke out every partner I’m with hehe

>>65784402
why does this look of disdain turn me on?!

>>65783730
>would ghost me
NO I WON'T, FAKE NEWS

My bets on denpa's bra size are on 120G or 115I (french size)

thank you for all the good times /asp/!
I only meant to stay awhile

>>65784659
Chrii...

>>65784588
Get him out of the break

>>65784716
Thank you Cheen, you're a cool bro.

Who's dick do I have to suck for you to stop posting about Denpa

>>65784716
We love you cheen

>>65784721
Yes ?

>>65784716
If I'm not there it meant im not GMI?

>>65784832
It means you already made it

>>65784065
She's fat and ugly, simps are disgusting

>>65784907
Y'all been brainwashed by Tik Tok or something looking at filtered faces, she's cute.

>>65783996
Sulala will be ready to stream as soon as all predebut stuff is done like:
>creating a whole ass game's worth of assets
>a virtual stock market simulation
>a new terrain correct worldmap of the alternate history complete with a weather simulator of that world
>at least 100 named npcs with their own background stories of at least 100 pages each
>casting of a whole voicecast for all main characters
>hiding an ARG across 500 different sources all across the internet that only will be solvable when all 500 pieces have been found and solved itself
>robbing several state banks to fund all of this

>>65784907
Anon... You all are, hence the anime avatars

>>65784832
it probably just means we haven't interacted too much

>>65784996
This.

>>65784977
No she isn't, what the fuck is wrong with you, go outside and talk to women

>>65785066
sis there's a reason the boys don't talk to you

>>65784716
gross sexpest

Anyone know of an AR app I can load a VRM onto to take pics with?

>>65785108
I turn down guys all the time, what are you on about

https://www.twitch.tv/harumizukich

Haru's playing DUCK TALES

>>65785195
Good to know it's a girl being shitty to another girl.

>>65785195

>>65785195
denpa...

I'd unfollow Denpa, but I never followed her in the first place

>>65784985
Hope you have some kind of long term content plan. These are cool but if it's all polish and no substance then it will just be wasted effort.

>>65785251
Like there was any doubt

I will personally bribe threaten and blackmail anyone needed to get debpa accepted into that new stupid lewd company if it means I don't have to see her name any more

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_C3_O2fcVk

Someone name me tuber

>>65785251
It’s always girls
When they go “she’s fat!” “She’s ugly!” “She’s only 16!!!” It’s 100% of the time a jealous girl.


Only some girls are like this though, most are pretty chill

>>65785436
camui :D

>>65785436
Haru

>>65785436
ZephHaathun or Dante

>>65785066
that's a normal woman you filthy heretic.
the average are not supermodels, most women are plain, these one's have quirks at least

time for the first nut of the year, brb

>>65785195
So does every troglodyte on tinder, men are desperate to a retarded degree

Why is everyone talking so much about an obese slag showing her tits?

gumpai is flat

>>65785667
she's cuter that way

>>65785639
Its all Denpa her mods and crab friends posting about it right now

>>65785667
I hope she's taking care of her eczema...

>>65785700
she said she's getting fat though

>>65785667
She's fat with no tits, that's even sadder

>>65785452
I drew this with my eye closed (except to change colors)

>>65785797
nice image !

>>65785797
I am dumb and didn't add the file

>>65725444
Thank you for this, it is wonderful!

>>65785148
dyrbi

>>65784716
Amazing art! Thank YOU!

>>65785667
>>65785700
>>65785730
>>65785744
>>65785759
I hope some /asp/ies leak my fortnite dancing videos that I dm’d them during a manic episode to dox my face, that would be epic and put an end to this discussion

>>65783730
>Comical and dense partner

That reminds me of that stupid chat AI someone here made for me. That guy was a dense fucking idiot

>>65784716
Cheen love! Happy to hear you stayed longer than just a while

>>65783730
NAME YOURSELF NOW

>>65785195
not a brag

>>65784716
i dunno why but Sterling in this looks like he is about to solve some crime mystery

I hate drawing but it's the only way to make people like me

>>65786368
Gumpai?

I think gumpai and denpa are both hot and wish they would post more lewds (if they want to)

>>65786368
At least you are able to draw. Everyone here except for one person has produced promising and good results

>>65786368
I'm sure there are other good qualities you have but honestly I feel the same, I sometimes wonder if people I watch would even remember me if I didn't draw them every once in a while.

>>65785667
She is medium

>>65785471
I made him a tiny fairy

Why do I even try, it would be best just to improve myself until normie and forget about- and don't simp for internet women. Such a fucking waste.

>>65786428
Gumpai has a vagina, she doesn't need to do anything for people to like her

>>65786597
Honestly very on brand, thank you Runespoon :)

i want to be slapped and choked so hard it makes my ears ring

I want to slap and choke someone so hard it makes their ears ring

i don't want to be caught posting in this place too often, but i have to shill my first stream of the year
more of the usual, btw. fucking around in risk of rain 2
https://www.twitch.tv/sinformavx

Is renata alive again yet

>>65786824
>>65786911
I want to stop you from doing this to each other, frustrating you both further.

>>65786986
I want to stop you from stopping them, making you frustrated from not being able to frustrate the other two anons

>>65786949
she got the attention she needed

>>65786161
calm the fuck down brother.

>>65786009
no escaping you bitch

>>65785458

>>65787356
kek
not worth even that little effort it would take let alone a ban

>>65785850
More abstract with each iteration, runespoon! Thanks!

Women were a mistake.

>>65785667
>>65785759
Keep talking dirty to me and I might cum.

Sh'vah and Kankuro are fighting monsters in Monster Hunter: World!

https://www.twitch.tv/shvahvt

Ineda for fuck’s sake start raiding, it's the third time in a row you fucking end stream and I have to manually get into other stream, if you think nobody from outside would want your raid at least raid into other /asp/ies, IT'S FUCKING FREE.

So vtweeters are ok now?

>>65788018
been for several months now

>>65788018
only cute ones

>>65788018
Name three (3) Vtweeters. (protip: you can't, don't try)

>>65788018
only if they have a vagina

>>65788018
*desperate for pussy voice* yes always was

>>65788195
Lago Suraya Renata (RIP)

New year's first Victoria 3 stream let's goooo
https://www.twitch.tv/ainsliesentry

>>65788195
You, him and Chrii

>>65788372
>lago
who? not on the tierlist
>suraya
yes
>renata
did two collabs

keep trying to find them, there are not three, you bitch.

>>65776915
Reposting this then no I will not reveal myself

>>65788018
Mad your last post didn't get attention so you just kept making it huh

>>65722269
real answer: visiting parents for holidays because my uni kicks me out of the dorm over winter break
other real answer: redebut planning
realest answer: playing granblue

>>65788472
>no I will not reveal myself
THEN HOW CAN I COLLAB WITH YOU????

>>65788454
Newfag doesn't know lago mofu

>>65788622
tierlist

>>65788590
Don't you worry. I'll reach out...unless I don't know you yet in which case pls be patient I have autism

>>65780505
Yeah shes fucking gorgeous, and has a good personality, and amazing art and streaming presence, it’s a shame asp has so little to actually shit on her for, they can cope all they want. Inb4 voice, the boice is the best part! Her worst trait is egosaing denpa love

>>65788670
Satellian hasn't done shit. Nana hasn't streamed in so long might as well count her in too

>>65788575
bitch still isn't honest about her boyfriend

>>65788741
If you knew half the shit she has done you would hate her

>>65788732
we've already collabed, you're already in my dms

>>65788837
How am I dishonest when I'm literally not hiding anything, at least be accurate if you want to anti me

>>65788775
satellian doesnt fucking utilize twitter, you retarded idiot incapable of checking before speaking. The same shit applies to nana, let's see which one you can try to add to your shitty list of non-checked people you shithead.

>>65788994
where does it say on your bio that you have a bf? aspcord literally had to leak it because you don't know the meaning of honesty

List of every aspies with confirmed boyfriends?

>>65789166
me

>>65789166
me

>>65789085
Your bait sucks, you're pathetic, I'm spitting on you and I hope you go back to the drawing board. Boo.

Can we get a rice purity test tierlist going? I like to see how you expect others to be purity wise.

>>65788904
Then it's only a matter of time....

>>65789166

>>65788670
How new are you, also the tierlist is literally made by a vtweeter who decides on who is allowed in or who isn't
I swear to god newfags here are trying to annoy everyone who didn't start in the last three months

>>65789231
I'm not baiting, I'm being serious, you were leading on anons in the thread for months
you're a bitch

>>65789166
I got you this is the official list of who has a bf or not

>>65789166
Your mother, the most popular chuuba.

The boyfriend? Me.

Hello step-anon.

>>65789396
yes yes we all have best friends, but what about bf?

>>65789396
I didn't know I was gay, and in a relationship. See you later virgins.

>>65789478
archia...

I'll become real this year. And make friends. And live up to the expectations of my peers. And be kind to everyone.
And gain the recognition of my oshi. And strengthen the relationships with the friends I've already made in 2023.
And become someone that people see and go "This guy, he's alright".
And to those who know me "I'm glad I met him"

>>65789353
I hope you seek therapy and reconcile your feelings about women. I'd suggest taking up weightlifting or fighting games ^^

I wish Laine would spit on me for free :(
Why does the mean anon get all the good shit

>>65789337
>made by a vtweeter who decides on who is allowed in or who isn't
Nah I get everyone there, but people have to tell me who to add and none of you do it when theres new people coming. I think I missed two people already but I dont know

>>65789518
just tell me, are the lies worth the 5-10 extra viewers? is your conscience that cheap? are you really alright pretending to be single to abuse lonely men on the internet?

>>65789590
tell her mean things

>>65789626
I can't I love her too much

>>65789166
chrii, denpa, renata, digby, ria, camui, pafu, nikola, emo, andy, tupo, fuwacoco, lavandel, layla, nana, momomo, corpse, merlie, laine, charos foundry, tiny, pokka

>>65777448
time zones suck, i love yuro aspies

laine fuck you! tell everyone about that boyfriend of yours!

Laine I love you please spit on me call me worthless and beat me into a coma

>>65789518
I think girls like you are aggravating his feelings towards women, just saying, he sounds ready to shoot up a school

>>65789622
I'm not unicorn friendly and I've explicitly said I never will be. Peace and love brother, you can choose to not watch me.

>>65789667
Can't dox my PL sry

>>65789647
when did I get a boyfriend? what the fuck???

>>65789740
all you have to do is put somewhere that you have a bf, anywhere in your bio, that's how you show you're not unicorn friendly
how can people choose not to watch you when you're being dishonest and not informing them? you're not making sense

>>65789234
Anyone below 80 scares me

>>65789774
>when did I get a boyfriend? what the fuck???
Did you forget about me already?

Laine when I finish my loli drawing of you will you see it if I put it in your fanart tag

>>65789852
teehee

I don't mind vtubers with boyfriends because it means I can enjoy their streams and stuff without being viewed as a sus viewer who only wants streamer pussy.

>>65784175
she's never really cared about immersion, she was held back from doing it by other people and is now being encouraged to do it by different people. can't blame her she looks good

You can choose not watch me based on information I'm not making publicly available

>>65789852

>>65789838
Dunno. My content isn't and has never been romantic in nature. It's not something that explicitly has to be disclosed, and I'm not disclosing things that could link me to my PL. I don't do anything to pander to unicorns, and I've been on the record saying multiple times that I am not what those people are looking for. I'm just enjoying being a cute bird girl on the internet. I know whatever I say won't be a good enough answer for you and I'm wasting my time, but I've made it excessively clear that romantic emulation isn't my content, and the people that watch me watch me for other reasons. I'd be more than willing to give a full in-depth justification for what I do if you DM me on Twitter or something, even if a burner. /shrug

>>65789647
>rinna is single
Yup it's my time (to hold her hand)

I'm playing cop game
https://www.twitch.tv/lookatmymeat

>>65790134
your justification is that you want to have your cake and eat it too, you want to be treated nicely like a single woman while still having a bf
I don't see any point in DMing you even with a burner when you won't be honest about the reason you're not saying you have a boyfriend
why won't you understand that it doesn't matter if you market yourself as GFE, as long as you're a single girl on the internet keeping company to a bunch of nerds then you're GFE

>>65788887
I do know all the shit and i still love her, people are allowed flaws, artists especially, you think great art comes from a place of fitting within some perfect box? Of not having flaws, how confused would i have to be to think i did not have any? Or that others did not have then simply because i did not know them yet.

>>65789838
NTA obviously, but That is psychopath behavior lmao. No one cares about it besides you and other mentally unhinged people. It's private information that has no bearing on being an anime character online.
I can't think of a single vtuber who does that besides ones where they are BOTH vtubers. Or any content creator in general desu.
You my friend are off to a very bad start to 2024 if this is how your brain is working for you.

>>65790363
>Takes commissions never delivers work or refunds money
She is just flawed and artist and I am not blinded by pussy at all

>>65789231
To be fair you should just list you have one...it'll save you more grief. Unless misleading people is your goal

It's a waste of time to try to teach women about integrity.

>>65790346
The flaw in your already-bad-faith-argument is that my content is based on advertising myself as a single woman, or that somehow my worth comes from it, or that me playing fighting games on Twitch is somehow emulating a genuine romantic relationship for a viewer. I could have a long back and forth with you but I hate shitting up the thread with this so I'll leave it at that. I'll stay doing my thing and I hope that you can respect that

Imagine caring this much that a girl playing an anime girl online has a bf.

It's entertainment, VTubers are entertainers, they aren't there to date you, they are there to entertain you, it doesn't matter who is on the other end of the screen. It could be a dog with a voice changer it doesn't matter. They will never date you, they aren't real, y'all need to grow up.

I say this as a man btw before you call me denpa or something.

>>65784716
Love ya cheener, cya next year. Friend.

>>65790624
I agree with you and am also a man.

>>65790579
there's no point talking to you, you still feel like you're doing the right thing hiding that you have a boyfriend

>>65790624
Ok kaiG

>>65790166
>(to hold her hand)
Inshallah, off with his hands

>>65790579
Thats not his argument at all. It's counter intuitive and he's being an ashore but it'll genuinely save you trouble. Hell you should say you have a BF even id you don't have one. The only reason not to is if appealing to that is your thing which you already said it isn't.

Kai killed his family member for the clout.

>>65788472
>I don't think we'll mix well

I agree but I'm still upset that I'm like this.

My entire bio is false information, I pretend to have a bf on stream even when I don't, it doesn't matter, it's an entertainment product, get a life.

With all the crabs throwing a fit about Laine's bf why aren't they crabs complaining about Drnpa's bf? Only logically conclusion is its more crabbing done by denpa otherwise they woukd anti her too

If I was a girl I would say I have two boyfriends and I'm pregnant just because it's funny. I don't know why you'd miss out on that

>>65789943
>I can enjoy their streams and stuff without being viewed as a sus viewer who only wants streamer pussy.
like hell you can't creep-san

>>65790624
I disagree with you and I am a man, I would never donate to a girl in a relationship
Maybe I'm a simp, but I'm not that bad

>>65790888
Why does the relationship status of the entertainer you are watching change if you want to support them?

I genuinely don't understand unless you somehow think she will put out for you.

>>65790718
Sure man! I'll put my partner's @ in my Twitter profile and disclose my identity to everyone that follows me including the university I attend, my employer, the state and city I live in, and 10 years of internet footprint. You're insane brother

I love fucking time loops

>>65790887
One of the biggest draws of Gumpai for me is that she's taken. I'm mentally ill and lonely. There's nothing I can do to rectify either of those things. Gumpai nips any Gosling shit in the bud and she's just fun to watch. Very few females achieve this.

>>65784716
You’re here forever cheengus! Cheen love !!!

>>65790950
Nobody told you to do that...I have to assume you're not Laine and are just trolling now.

>>65790950
you're the insane one, who told you to dox yourself? just write that you have a boyfriend, you don't need to name him
you don't need to dox yourself to let it be known that you're in a relationship, why are you playing dumb?

>>65789647
Anon, I've never been in a relationship........... ;-;

>>65789647
You forgot Tupo. He is dating me

What do I stream if I don't like video games but I want to start streaming?

>>65790943
Whatever your take on parasocial relationships is, you can't deny that you develop an emotional attachment after watching too many streams

Best plan is to assume she has a boyfriend and with that framework judge if her content is even worth it to simp for.
I have too many friends that get help from their gfs to catfish and get free stuff from lonely men on the internet.

>>65791135
Art or build random shit like legos

>>65791226
I can't do either..

>>65790459
>I can't think of a single vtuber who does that besides ones where they are BOTH vtubers. Or any content creator in general desu.
I see it a lot with latam vtubers, but they have a different streaming culture there

>>65790313
When's the reddit rabbit collab?

>>65790624
If I needed real entertainment vtubers would be the last place to get it.

>>65789166
camui

>>65790950
>>65791064
>>65791070
This wasn't me, lmfao. Regardless I put too much value on branding and am not shitting up my twitter bio with "by the way I have a boyfriend lolmao" i'm just trying to talk about him more because i'm posting as laine more and we've been together for five damn years and if i'm gonna be Laine on the internet then there's no point idollarping anymore (plus i'm just an artist more than a streamer?? does my art value come from my relationship status now too?)

>>65791128
He's on the list, congrats

Unicorns should rope

https://smartstore.naver.com/plasticfriends/products/9120755645 Hey look you can get your own sentry figure

Honestly want to say I have a boyfriend now just so I don't have to deal with bs like this.

>>65791561
It's what I do

Any advice on how to monetize after building an audience and consistently streaming? Even thinking about making an LLC in the future so as to not reveal any personal information. Don't have anything to provide for patrons so Patreon is out. Paypal nuked my account so I'll probably use Stripe. Idk, I make myself anxious if I'm not prepared in advance so I want to learn even though I don't need to worry about that at this time.

>>65790830
Runespoon...

>>65791561
Do it coward

>>65791070
I am NTA and am male;
If you're this crazy to care so much, you should just go the extra mile and be crazy enough to romantically like someone despite their relationship status.

Plus, think about this, menhera san. How many girls have you known in life, period? Every girl in every class youve been in, or talked to briefly, your neighbors, etc. Statistically speaking very very very few have been interested in you. You didn't date every girl in high-school did you? So the chances that a random streamer girl would also be interested in you are extremely low, even if she didn't have a boyfriend. Make sense? Why cry about something you never even had a chance to be with? Not even close to a chance.

>>65791613
>frogpost

honestly just kill yourself

>>65791665
Cruel and horrible post

>>65791355
are we just pretending that unicorns aren't insane?

>>65791128
Hi baby.

>>65791744
It's the truth

>>65791675
Understood. Have a good day.

>>65791758
No I agree and I don't want them near me but I'm also an idoltard in my own time and while I'm not a unicorn I know that's just the industry, not justifying it though because I'm not a rampant misogynist

>>65791765
I love Tupo, he's a kind and considerate soul.

>>65791665
This. Why even try, it's just a waste of time, money and effort to try and impress, or seek love from internet women in the first place.

>>65791355
How does it feel to shit on Mori constantly and then pretending to be her fan when she used your art, Laine?

>>65791767
So I should kill myself.

>>65791847
Who the fuck is mori

>>65791613
set-up you stripe, it works with almost every single bank wallet, virtual wallet, shady fucking wallet, and even with cashout sites.

>>65789852
Ooga Booga bitch

>>65791851
No you should go outside and talk to real women instead of praying for the 1 in 1,000,000 chance a girl online will pick you out of the pool of her viewers

>>65791665
NTA but
>because no girls liked you in real life and this has made you incredibly miserable, you're still not allowed to pretend an anime girl online is your girlfriend. You are logically required to always be rational and be depressed as a consequence

Unicorns will always exist in this space, that's just the reality of it and girls absolutely know they will be more successful if they have an image of being single.

>>65791613
What did you do to get your paypal account nuked?

>>65791943
If that was an option you don't think I'd do it? There's nobody around. Everybody is inside.

>>65791943
the girls i meet aren't nearly as cool as even the least likable vtuber

Life is cruel, no escapism only pain, some guy will always get the girl but (you) will never
roru

>>65791892
Mori Calliope you absolute retards.
Why are you guys vtubers if you don’t watch vtubers?

>>65792099
I'm ugly

>>65791943
>Just go outside and talk to real women
why tf do you think these people are here in the first place, it's the last chance and truth is it was rigged from the start

>>65790888
You really think that “single” vtuber isn’t in one on one discord calls,e fucking or dating behind the scenes? Women, especially attention seeking women like Vtubers will always have men/orbiters at their ready whenever they feel like and you aren’t her first pick.

>>65792183
/r9k/ coded post

>>65792099
I only watch vtbuers that aren't complete shit

>>65791847
Bro I still hate Mori and I'm fully open about it it's just cool to be used as a holo thumbnail regardless, never pretended to be her fan LMFAO

I literally told my friends it was some monkey's paw shit that my first Holo notice is mori calliope

>>65791943
Its 2024. People don't do that. Unless you want to subject yourself to dating apps. But you'll just be made to settle for someone awful if anyone at all and I don't mean shallow stuff like looks.

>>65791995
It got nuked because I constantly use a VPN. Apparently using one is a big no-no with Paypal. Thankfully, I didn't have any money on it.

>people bitching about parasocial escapism in the hobby that was birthed from combining the parasocial idol industry and the escapist anime industry

>>65792086
They really should learn, so this godforsaken hobby gets rid of those in it for money

>>65789234
:)

>>65792315
Well, if all the girls here allegedly have bfs, surely they can suggest to unicorn-san some places to meet girls.

>>65792364
Zenya. Otherwise Fuwamoco, or JP Hololive girls.

>>65792364
Don't trust any women all she wants is your money. Reject women and stockpile that gas

>>65792364
Final Fantasy XIV

as a male viewer, i don't give a single fuck about your relationship status, if your only value of entertainment comes from the fact that you try to appeal to me by being into me or being such a lonely single girl then you fail as an entertainer, i can buy a hooker and get more bang for my buck if i was that desperate.

i will happily support anyone that actually is fun or at least tries to provide fun entertainment regardless of gender.

any of you that are into this as some dating app or even entertain these fuckers by responding to them like laine should reconsider things in your life.

>>65792425
I don't care

>>65791928
Should I just set it up as a regular account or a business account after I have made an LLC? I want to make sure I do this right, especially when I have to take care of taxes. I also just don't want my real name to be shown when people decide to tip me.

>>65792444
>reconsider your life
I've done this everyday for ten years. Theres nothing I can do. You think I'm this way because of a LACK of introspection?

>>65791355
>does my art value come from my relationship status now too?
To some extent, there's an antecedent now
A couple anons were joking about commissioning you to make them a model so they could call you mama, they wouldn't have paid $1000 for that if they knew you were in a relationship at the time

>>65792310
Then why did you act all happy and grateful with her when she used your art? You are a fake bitch, I hope you realize that??

>>65792524
and you think spending tons of money on a vtuber or becoming one yourself to get closer to another vtuber is THE trump card that will change it all?

>>65792444
>as a male
That's how you know it's fake, no male would need to clarify he's one

>>65789852
>>65789901
>>65790089
>>65791929
>>65792356
You guys lying, or something, else I am pretty impressed in a good way? How am I a horrible and unlikeable viewer lower (and in one case at the same score, 56) than you?

I just masturbated

>>65792550
I still want to commission her. I don't care about if she has a bf gf or is single. My issue is she won't draw me a cute loli model

>>65792476
regular then business branch to have it not show your name, never go full business on wallets as they are only for business, the real kind, and the taxes they get is on a whole other level.

>>65792310
If you hate her, why did you draw her?

>>65792634
No this is my last link to not kill myself. It's not even about dating

>>65792645
in this shithole you have to because everyone usually loves vagueposting

>>65792444
I see, so how much do you donate to vtubers monthly? Can I see some receipts my dude?

>>65792661
For one thing I was born in North Korea so that made things hard even after we escaped

hi dis mary
erm i have not streamed in like 2 weeks cuz i moved n can't afford wifi yet but i will soon and also i have a new mic (sennheiser epos gamer headset) anyways hasan poker is gay byeeeee

what is the rice purity test…..?

>>65792816
who the fuck is mary

>>65792839
MARY DEEZ NUTS

>>65791744
Perhaps, but understanding this is the first step in growth.
>>65791983
Anon, the burden of "enjoyment" is on you, not them. Choose to like who you like, but don't complain when streamer#3728 doesn't enable unicorn delusions. They are under no obligation.

What I offer is merely a coping mechanism for those bothered by that reality: it's okay, they were always out of reach to begin with.

To both anons I'm replying to:
Don't be miserable anons, just focus on other happier things. There are very real things you can achieve, including a girlfriend if you prioritize it.

>>65792436
So that's where I could have met Laine 5 years ago when she was single... and underaged? Oh. Still would.

>>65792839
mary me, please, i love you

>>65792557
?????? Are you stupid

>>65792785
...really? That's even more impressive then. As a child, or adult?

>>65792900
If you're going back 5 years you would've had to go to the Brawlhalla or Smash communities sry

>>65792869
Fuck off. I don't have time to refute you because this is /asp/ but I have nothing else to focus on. You're just trying to get people to kill themselves at this point.

>>65792869
>Choose to like who you like, but don't complain when streamer#3728 doesn't enable unicorn delusions. They are under no obligation.
I don't have to watch vtubers who are in a relationship but how can I know if they are in a relationship if they hide it because viewers do prefer to watch single viewers?

>>65792816
>poker is gay
Is nana a j*nger?

>>65793025
You're selling yourself short.
If only you knew how much you were capable of.

>>65793023
And you wouldn't happen to have a younger sister by any chance?

>>65793139
Stop being condescending.

>>65793025
I wish my oshi Laine would tell me to kill myself. That would be so hot

>>65793117
You won't know, you're watching Vtubers that are acting as a dragon or dog.

>>65792926
You’re literally fake lmao
You hate her but just wanted the clout, just accept you are a clout seeking whore.

>>65793176
Not technically? It's a long answer but the short answer is no

>>65793129
idk what that means but i like jinjer
https://youtu.be/SQNtGoM3FVU?si=1yGIBlp-75fk6kQh

>>65776276
new thread
>>65793298
>>65793298
>>65793298

>>65790134
Based

>>65793278
You are socially retarded anon

>>65793117
That's just the game we play, anon. The burden of enjoyment is on us viewers. Always has been.

>>65792741
i know i should be smarter than to bite this but just to proof i am not just all bark have a receipt for some of the /asp/ related ones

>>65792703
Wait, so I'm making two accounts at once, or am I making a business one after a while? Sorry, my head hasn't been feeling too great today.

>>65793278
I drew it because I like MGS and I like hololive not because I like mori specifically man I think you're forgetting half of the equation

>>65793243
dm me and I will

>>65791355
>does my art value come from my relationship status now too?

Unironically, to an extent. Also the fact you're a woman. Just look at all those comparison posts on reddit between an artwork getting posted versus the same artwork being posted by the artist who is a girl standing next to it. Being a girl gives your artwork an order of magnitude more exposure regardless of quality

>>65792733
seeking companionship and being in this for dating and being angry when someone is in a relationship are two different things buddy

>>65788741
fat sausage fingers typed this

>>65792869
It's just the etiquette of the culture, retard. because girls know their relationship status impacts their success, it is a moral hazard to not disclose it and if it's found out that a girl has a bf but has been profiting from unicorns, I have no sympathy of the shitstorm she will receieve

>>65793493
>dm me and I will
REAL?!!!

>>65792661
I think the others are virgins, my score would have been 80 something if I wasn't taken
t. 56 score anon

>>65792425
>Don't trust any women all she wants is your money
You can't donate to Mond if you wanted to. Groom her before someone else does.

>>65793916
She my wife

>>65793677
Etiquette of *your* culture, unicorn san.

As I said, like who you like, but etc etc don't have a shitstorm when one of them doesn't kow tow to your personal ideals. They are under no obligation.

>>65793423
I think you might be one of the nicest people here. You gifted mine and I assume most others anonymously. You're the very best of us. :)

>>65793992
Think about it, if your culture doesn't care if she has a boyfriend or not, why would she hide it?

>>65793423
You might be a faggot, but you keep it real

i';M SCARED OF MAKING FRIENDS WITH WOMEN BECAUSE THEY ALL HAVE BPD

>>65793916
You can't.

>>65793955
no

>>65794522
This is a clever point to try to argue, but the answer is because it's just a fundamentally private detail.

>>65794478
i gift exclusivly anonymously because i do this as a token of goodwill and not because i want to make it about me or to buy friendships and/or relationships, the only times its not anonymously is because twitch fucking sucks and didn't tick the box properly

>>65794702
>You can't.
Fuck. If poly can't do it nobody can

>>65794757
Is your relationship status a private detail when it affects the way you're treated? We can't agree

>>65793493
Tekken 8 stream when?