/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>65752856
>Basic introduction to the new Jailbirds
Debut Stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg3SrFzHn9M
Crunchyroll Interviews
https://www.crunchyroll.com/news/interviews/2023/8/2/nerissa-ravencroft-hololive-advent-music-interview
https://www.crunchyroll.com/news/guides/2023/8/2/nerissa-ravencroft-top-anime-hololive-advent

>Tools / Creation by the /ope/ users
/ope/'s library
https://rentry.org/joint_operation_center
Collection of Nerissa's Sounds
https://rentry.org/demon_of_soundposts
List of recommended streams
https://rentry.org/ope_curated_streams_list01
Information regarding membership
https://rentry.org/ope_list_of_members_streams01
Appearance on other channels & mentions
https://rentry.org/Past_mentions_and_collabs_on_other_girls_channels01

>General Tools
Schedule
https://teamup.com/ksua2ar4zft49pdn7c
Current OP Template
https://rentry.org/1-post-OPE

Rissa butt
Looks like I'm the final jailbird

I'm awoken.
Rissa's everything

https://twitter.com/707jaded/status/1741357979155509693

Good job taking over for mane-chan for now new baker

>>65752856
SOURCE?!

>>65754300
https://twitter.com/tako_ro/status/1741734635800047710

>>65754326
Thank chu~

https://twitter.com/_se_t_/status/1741717194722119694

That bastard seriously gave 1000 gifted memberships away with that bs monopoly money currency? How widespread is this fraud? I might have to revise my thoughts on how much Holos are making if half of their members are ARS frauds. No wonder Rissa can't move out baka

>>65755181
Yeah but it was mildly satisfying seeing her thank peeps gifting 5 instead of him when he's gifted all that. I'm glad lots of people sent $ akasupas today at least

>>65752975
Thanks, anon. I fell asleep.

Are you guys ready for the outfit reveals? Do you think Nerissa's will show cleavage?

i'm going to have sex with nerissa while kiara watches

outfit reveal delayed indefinitely
https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1741814165432623354
Guess we won't be getting Nerissa's outfit till late January then

>>65759821
sad news, I wonder to when they are gonna move it since Rissa is leaving soon

>>65758317
Same, if she gasses herself up this hard and then doesn't pass the goal with two tropical vacations with cute girls, its hopeless. You don't head to the tropics for a date trip and fumble the ball twice!

Hopefully the KFP who are also Jailbirds have been leaving her some hints on how she wants to be spoiled, that last Fashion show feels like she is running her usual dense protagonist vibes. Remember Kiara, even if someone adores you, you can fuck it up.

>>65759821
Ominous tidings, Tamamo had one last middle finger from 2023 to give. Good luck to people in Japan.

>>65760559
Doubtful it'll be done this week. So maybe when she comes back. Feel bad for Advent when they've been working so hard and getting bombarded with scrutiny these past few months.

>Rissa caused an earthquake with her fat ass so she doesn't have to stream at all this week before vacation
Sasuga sexy bird woman!

sex with Nerissa Ravencroft (we got too rough and caused the earthquake) (hope everyone is okay tho)

>>65759821
Depending on the quality of her hotel internet they might make Rissa just stream the reveal from the Maldives.

So what might Nerissa stream today instead of the reveal? Another Zatsu?

>>65762843
Are they even allowed to stream if management and cover mods are MIA?

>>65763236
Bae is streaming currently and Fuwamoco tweeted about their Fuamoco morning so yes

>>65762466
It's really up to Nerissa at this point I feel like. Either they wait till she's back or they time it up with one of the days she's in Austria instead of the Maldives so she can use Kiara's setup.

>>65762843
She's doing a trip that is spanning two flights to different parts of the planet outside her continent. She gets frazzled at plans going awry for even small things like audio issues, so chances are she is just dealing with the aftermath in the background. Fuwamoco Morning is literally them just throwing together some stuff for laughs, so its perfect for things that fill up space. Nerissa doesn't have a fallback to pull out her butt, and warned us that she doesn't have a schedule mapped this week. She'll likely tweet something out when she has something.

>>65763429
I'm this case I can see Advent rescheduling LC for today since they were planning for a collab anyway. Rissa could then just have her last pre vacation stream today and spend the extra time tomorrow packing in a bit less of a hurry.

>>65764305
>>65764338
LC collab would work especially well now that Shiori is back. If all fails she can pull a BG3 stream out of her cute ass and call it a day I guess

Shioraven my beloved
https://twitter.com/chizruKS/status/1741849271773839780

>>65764595
This ship might be the most natural I've seen outta EN in a long time. Plus that comment on the ojou like Rissa she said she wanted to put on her piano? Cute.
So I guess ojous are Shiori's preference for girls then. Means she has great taste.

I love my wife Nerissa Ravencroft

I dunno if it was just made up to get the jailbirds going, but thinking about Rissa in a side-tie bikini really activated my almonds. You're always just 1 string pull away...

>>65766176
She really got it and also wants us to lust over it.

Hope Kiara forces her to stream more
https://twitter.com/nerissa_en/status/1741866416242844021

>>65767390
She's the type that rather than relax on vacation, she will stress about things to do and pack for, then come back from vacation and breathe a sigh of relief that it's over

>>65767390
Would not be opposed to ditching schedules entirely but I know that isn't popular.

>>65767390
So she's most probably traveling this wed/thu, and coming back between the 17th-22th. That's a lot of days.
>>65767658
She doesn't seem like the kind of person who can properly function without an schedule to follow, but who knows. I like schedules cause then I can know which days I can make it to the stream, or if I can reschedule some other things to make it work.

>>65767658
>but I know that isn't popular.
Correct, I'll blame and kill you should that happen.

>>65762062
KIARA is powerfull enought!

Unironically why do japs have a day of mourning every time there's an earthquake? I wanted to see rissa's giant kimono tits

>>65767390
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
time to get my life back on track again

>>65767964
Because they cannot build proper buildings.

>>65767390
IS her chance to score Kiara, or she do it or is forever!

>>65768006
Someone should tell them that you could shoot up 60 schoolkids here in the US and the telly programming will still run as usual. You don't need to stop the whole country just because the ground shook a little.

>>65767658
A schedule is necessary for her and for her fans unless she becomes a regular 8 hour steamer, which is the antithesis of Rissa. If you want to see where having no stream schedu+pmtsale takes you, look at Gura

>>65768221
Yea that's a good point actually. Twitch streamers can get away with it because they all stream 6+ hours at a time.

>>65767658
As an EU fag I would be in shambles. I depend on schedules to be able to tell which stream I can wake up early for and which I can skip

>>65768167
It's different. If you give a rest day every day there's a shooting, you'd be promoting them, and you'd end up with a bullet deficiency country-wide. Earthquakes are uncontrollable, so it's a perfect excuse to take the day off after some deaths.

>>65767582
She said specifically being idle makes her anxious. So even on vacation, she'd need an itinerary to actually relax. So what will likely happen if she isn't releasing the beast on Kiara for a good deal of it, is worrying over future projects and Twitter scrolling if they don't have a solid day to day plan.

Speaking of, from what pictures Kiara had up with her time with Reine, besides the drinks, the food seemed like that bougie overpriced finger foods with small proportions. Considering Rissa just had shitty service from that food delivery, she'll probably have words about it if its the same type of stuff.

Giving my wife Nerissa Ravencroft a lap pillow while massaging her scalp (She has really bad insomnia)

>>65769398
Lol I'm beginning to think she's not going to have a good time, at least for the Maldives portion of the trip. If she can't relax, and she can't, as evidenced by her insomnia, she won't be able to chill even with chicken support. Her issues are internal not external that flying around the world will solve.

The food will at least be better than the slop she's been subjecting herself to

>>65769965
She'll begin to relax after she gets on the plane, or maybe when she gets to Kiwawa's home. And as long as Kiwawa have plans for all the days they're gonna be there, she should be ok.

>>65769965
I'm more of a pessimist myself but I'll still have hope that she'll get better with a change in scenery. Not to mention she'll hopefully spend time outdoors with Kiara and be able to enjoy her company at least. Unless it becomes one of those don't meet your heroes type of deals, but in the flesh instead of just meeting each other at all.

Good morning friends today is a holy day of obligation which means all Catholics must go to church. It is The solemnity of Mary, Mother of God. If you are Catholic, go to church.
>>65755181
Women should stay under the protection of the fathers roof until they move in with their husband into their new home together. Nerissa is living correctly and should not move out until she is married.
>>65761124
Stop trying to encourage degeneracy, Its bad for both of them. Encourage them to go find a good man and get married then impregnated.

Guess she's just gonna rebroadcast

>>65769965
From what I've gathered, Nerissa yearns for companionship more than anything. Even if it's just platonic, having someone with her who cares about her will undoubtedly help with the sleeping issues.

>>65770077
Nothing should change if they've been talking without any pretense these past few months, but who knows.

Also is it my idea or the christfag is getting hornier by the day. He used to say have children and now uses impregnated... I guess he's a gooner with a NTR fetish.

>>65770235
While I don't mean it in a romantic sense between them, it's kinda like when people move in with each other then little issues can start to arise and annoy each other. Though it'll only be for a short while, it could always end up causing friction for whatever reason, even petty ones.
No idea about the christfag, I never noticed his posts until a few days ago. I just skip them anyway, roleplayfags are rarely any good for a thread's culture anywhere on this site.

>>65770181
Now kiss!

>>65770396
I also don't mean it in a romantic sense, even when meeting online friends you can get very disappointed if they turn out to be assholes IRL. You're right tho, living together with someone for a while can cause problems. Less likely here cause they're gonna be at a hotel, so nothing like "you didn't clean the bathroom" or "you promised you'd do the dishes today".

>>65770036
Exactly this. As long as they either have a nice venue to gab, or something to do, she'll be fine. I'm the type that gets my friends into the various events while we're at cons, so that would be simple, Kiara I dunno. Nerissa is accommodating, so she'll do whatever her oshi wants to do, which is only worrying for a couple reasons. Kiara likes to introduce people to things she likes, but not so much in reading the room if you get my drift. And Nerissa is unlikely to outright say something isn't exciting, since this is her big chance with her oshi. It would be nice if some KFP do tell her about the scalp massages calming her down at night like another anon in the thread mentioned, lots of small things Nerissa herself wouldn't say outright, like wanting to get doted on.

Man, I never thought I would be actually considering coaching somebody else on dating the person I liked, the hell? But this chicken feels like a dense harem protag, it riles my jimmies.

>>65770235
>Also is it my idea or the christfag is getting hornier by the day
As an unwed Catholic man that refrains from indulging in lust, my levels of concupiscence are equal to that of nerissa's. She is not alone in her feelings, this is something we all go through. Though I will say Nerissa brings it out of me sometimes.
>He used to say have children and now uses impregnated
They are interchangeable, though impregnated ilicits a more visceral imagery, I had hoped it would have encouraged nerissa towards marriage seeing as she wants her body ravaged by a man already.
>I guess he's a gooner with a NTR fetish
Not a gooner and ntr is lame. I can only marry one woman, which means sadly for all other women they will have to marry another man, which is why I encourage them to go find a man and get married.

>>65770181
I know it's still more fitting for the season but I liked the Christmas one way less than the previous one. Not staying up for it, especially since she's unlikely to actually be in chat.

>>65771391
Shiori is streaming a zatsu at the usual Nerissa time so I'll just watch that

>>65770619
Well, as much as we see her adore Kiara, things seem more strained, at least on camera. Rissa's often trying to explain herself or smooth over something. And even when its dramatically played up for a bit, it only seems half-joke if that makes sense.

Its like the difference between the bantz with her and Shiori as opposed to her and Kiara. Which, when you honestly compare the two, seem more relaxed? Nerissa and Shiori imo.

>>65771391
We already had a full night of the other, one, I really don't want her to just repeat it, even if it was amazing. I'm staying up to listen to it, I don't need her to be in chat.
One thing she should correct for this year is having backup plans. I'm not saying a rebroadcast is bad, but we were all excited to catch her live, so not doing is a bit disappointing. She could've played something, but I'm not sure how perms work.

>>65770181
Bruh... really Rissa?

>>65771738
>We already had a full night of the other, one, I really don't want her to just repeat it, even if it was amazing.
Anon, I'm talking about the super amazing one (November) and not the amazing one (October).

Yeah Nerissa will at Kiara's by the weekend

>>65771846
You're right. In my mind they were the same, idk why. I blame Aradia, she's been on too many already, it's making me confused.

>>65771871
>be

Anon, you dropped this.

>>65771964
I got distracted

>>65771871
I'd wager sooner than that, but she can't very well photobomb Kiara's Opera or Myth collabs, can she. It's also funnier to think she'll be silently sitting in a corner while these happen.

>>65772043
In the living room gaming on Kiwawa's switch or something.

https://streamable.com/28yqex

>>65772266
>28yqex
>qex
IMMINENT GEX

>>65772266
So the reveal is gonna be most probably this week unless Rissa gets all bratty and tells Kiwawa she doesn't want to stream without her normal setup.

>>65772266
The upside of doing it with Kiara there is she has an extra set of hands to help her set up and communicate with staff to try to make the reveal as smooth as possible given the circumstances.

>>65772517
If cover allows that to happen or she goes through with a stupid decision like that I'm legitimately gonna get angry

>>65772517
That's irrelevant, she doesn't want to inconvenience the rest of advent so of course she'll go through with it. Even if she didn't care about them, A-chan would scalp her if she dared postponing it without a good enough reason.

>>65771943
Here is an easily way to differentiate them. The October one had all 3 sisters with the horny as hell Rocky Horror song, the November one had glugglug choking on honey and Rissa going the distance enough even Mane-chan was requesting songs.

>>65772092
More likely playing with her cats cause she can't help it and we get cute squeals in the background if she isn't on Twitter.

>>65772863
That's a good way. I hope we get another good karaoke like that one. She should throw up more ig that's what it takes for her to sing for 4 hrs.

https://twitter.com/Sasa_ku86/status/1741871272768966670

We forgot to suggest VA streams.

We forgot to suggest AV streams.

>>65777390
We don't stream those, our mating sessions are private.

I love how she gives some of the fans heart attacks by flirting on Twitter at complete random. You got Kiara in a few days hon, don't set too many fembirds loins on fire while you're gone.

>>65779027
Yep. She's about to groom a 19 yr old now...

>>65779094
It should've been me!!!

>>65779134
https://twitter.com/amlichan/status/1740428580067099076
Fit fembird tho

>>65779251
Still, should've been me!!

>>65779317
Just like us Jailbirdbros, fembirds, we got to get fit together for the New Year!

Make her thirst because you know Kiara ain't enough. She's gonna make the whole flock her own personal harem at this rate.

What are you gonna do when I marry Rissa this year? Will you keep watching her?

>>65780051
Of course Kiara, we all know she's shooting for Marine and Fauna too, don't forget.
One of us will shoot our shot eventually too. Instead worrying about us birds, shouldn't you be locking down your own harem?

https://twitter.com/Tofuubearart/status/1741942827687276859

>>65781936
Nerissa looks so soft. Like she'll fall apart if you touch her.

>>65783205
She looks like tofu

>>65783484
I want tofu... tofuck her.

>>65783205
I want a Nerissa made out of cake.

>>65784740
I want Nerissa's cake.

>>65785360
I want Nerissa's butthole

>>65784740
I want Nerissa to come out of a cake.

I want Nerissa to feed me cake.

There are two types of Jailbird: the fat fucks and the horny fucks.

I want to eat a cake that Nerissa has pooped on

Nerissa likes younger women? I have a chance...!

https://twitter.com/amlichan/status/1741973767079813299
She already cooked!

>>65787172
Shioraven my beloved.

Kiara explained her reasoning in giving Rissa pants, she sees her as this mature tall lady and thus she must wear pants

>>65787693
Kiara should know better than any of us that Nerissa is actually a big baby.

>>65787693
Rissa is a combination of elegance and sexiness, normal jeans just don't work. Or at least those.

>>65787886
>>65787887
she also said she wants to redo Nerissa, feels bad to disappoint her like that

Nerissa, like all women, when they decide they don't like something they'll never change.

>>65788123
I'd correct this for anyone older than 15. People are fags about likes or dislikes.

>>65787945
She wouldn't like it, but I think she'd look well in shorts or hotpants.

>>65787172
Imagine if the thirst caused her to whip that up in hours. Rissa truly does make people go mad, even at half power.

>>65787137
>Nerissa loves women
Fixed. And yes, you do.

According to Fuwawa, Mococo would totally wear skirts. Nerissa BTFO'D unfortunately.

>>65787693
If that is actually what she thinks, that is silly.

Pic related would have been much better received for Rissa I think.

>>65788941
it's been on patreon for a while actually

Watching new years vod, love to hear wife yap

>>65787945
I think at the end of the day, Kiara shouldn't go by perception, but feel. Rissa is a Disney Princess cinnamon roll that tears up easily, noodle arms weak as hell, hopelessly romantic, and wants to be pampered, despite how she looks. Who likes the floofiest of dresses like she just jumped out of a mahou shoujo or elven fantasy novel.

Ina just got that spirit completely, and they don't even talk as far as I know. If there is anything "disappointing" its Kiara could talk to that girl for hours on end, knows she is cute, but not get WHY she is so adorable. Its that pink colored, sugar enriched soul with a dash of emo and cringe she's got. "Charming" is the only word I think that really sums it up for me.

>>65790547
My read is that Kiwawa is the kind of person that'd suggest clothes which she wants you to wear, instead of clothes which you'd like.
Kiwawa will give you her favorite game on your bday, instead of the one you've been talking about for a month.

>>65789278
God, what I wouldn't give to see Rissa in this outfit

>>65787172
>>65788475
HAPPY NEW YURI!!!!!

>>65790922
I hope Rissa gets lots of outfits, but I think she's gonna invest more on other things.

If Poseidon wasn't angered yesterday we would be in Rissa's outfit stream soon you know.

>>65793069
Don't remind me. I'm suffering enough already with no Rissa today.

Rissa is straight and none of you can tell me otherwise

>>65793868
Kiara doesn't care, she's getting pussy

>>65793868
I dunno. Kinda feels like she's turning menhera femcel based on some of her likes.

>>65793868
Otherwise.

>>65793868
She's straight for me

>>65790783
Fascinating analysis

>>65794170
what an ugly FAT FUCK

>>65793868
Nerissa is straight shes too feminine and submissive to not want a man. No woman can give her what a man can give her.
>>65793932
Kiara is also straight. She knows the "idol" game of pretending to be lesbian.
>>65794047
Wrong, both Kiara and Nerissa come from Catholic blood, Austrian and Irish repsectively. Both are unwed in their late 20s/early 30s as a result both are feeling the baby fever which is why the menhera is creeping on Nerissa. However both of them now have a Catholic man praying the rosary for them. They will both soon find a catholic husband that will turn them into mothers

>>65794291
Thanks. The trick is just writing and never looking back.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYrSovMjCEw
Karaoke rebroadcast in 15 min. So you can have it as BGM all night long.

>>65796409
Ignore the christfag, Rissa

Christmas karaoke rebroadcast ongoing, meanwhile consider voting on December's top streams.
https://forms.gle/NmsWo9bDFenobabi8

She's in chat

I don't wanna enrage a certain traumatized jailbird... But Anerissa's voice reminds me a bit of Kronii's.

>>65790547
She just drew what she thought looked good, and not about personality input, it wasn't that deep. "She looks good in anything" was a key point

>>65797016
Nerissa is a follower of Christ as well. She at the very least appreciates my good influence here. Shes a good girl she'll her husband soon I know it.

You know she's not /here/ right? I can accept the christfag believes it, he has imaginary friends, but not you all too.

>>65798764
Literally every vtuber is /here/ where else would they get honest critique? Not to mention this board offers non stop praise to their oshis, what women would not like a dedicated fanbase complimenting them non stop.

>>65797125
Thankfully, you added 2nd hour options for the truly terrible streams like Exit 8 where the game sucked but the zatsu was good.

Overall, more hits than misses this month, but imo her "horror" game picks are almost always terrible, only saved by the zatsu at the end. I wish she would find a game/type that she likes, perhaps even something that she could try understanding and getting better at, and make it a regular fixture in the schedule. I'd even take Minecraft. Surely there is something that a "non-gamer" can play, or even playing something like a rpg on journalist mode would be something she could enjoy. Nintendo games could work, grandmas play Nintendo games

>>65799208
So there's no one sane on this board. At least we're more sane than other... With exceptions.

>>65799208
>Literally every vtuber is /here/
True. I'm Noel btw but don't tell anyone.

>>65799302
Anon, multiple chubas have had an oopsie where we saw a /vt/ tab open on their browser. I don't think you realize how much they egosurf.

>>65799469
Whatever helps you go through the day, anon.

>>65799469
Rissa is an "X" addict. No way she comes /here/, not even the Holo general. It requires too much reading as well

So I watched her new year video and she mentioned she is a tall girl. Is she talking about her nerissa height or her irl height?

>>65799757
This
Also reminder she could barely handle people calling her a girlfailure
There's no way /here/ contrarians would be appreciated by her

>>65800241
The majority of people here are nice to her though. Maybe too nice, theres a lot coomers. The mean ones are seething femanons jealous because Nerissa is so sweet and feminine

>>65800432
Are you crazy, femanons /here/ are the horniest. The latina wants Rissa to fuck her until she passes out then been awoken by Rissa slapping her ass.

>>65800670
Seething femanon whos also a coomer is by definition a mean one. Nerissa does not appreciate the coom posts.

>>65800852
Idk, she was having so much fun telling us about the ASMR, damn, she even told us not to follow NNN. You're the example that stupid people walk in the dark even in the middle of the day.

Would the jailbirds agree that she goes too far with the horny stuff most of the time?

>>65801333
I wouldn't agree.

>>65801333
The gay ones

>>65801333
She's not horny enough

>>65801333
She's really not that horny most of the time, but those are the only things that get clipped. Sometimes it doesn't even seem organic.

>>65801333
I'm fine as long as she doesn't entertain any scat or diaper stuff

>>65801333
She really doesn't do horny stuff most of the time. The clips disproportionately highlight the erotic stuff but in reality that's only representative of ~1 min per stream. She could still learn a thing or two from Marine in this department

>>65801559
Anon, she's like a single rant about wanting to scissor some girl and suck a fat dick at the same time.
Fuck you mean, not most of the time?

>>65802128
*A single rant away
Missed a word there

>>65802196
I don't want to say "watch streams" but, yeah, watch streams. She talked about how she went with her Eevee plushie everywhere, but you don't remember that, do you?

>>65801380
>>65801414
>>65801466
>>65801559
>>65801637
>>65802095
Ok you fucking children

>>65801333
Its part of Nerissas charm to be honest, though I personally believe she should be a little more lady like, her Catholic nature and reproductive hormones are a natural thing. Its just that she is broadcast to the world so many people get to see it. We Catholics are to behave like gentlemen/ladies in public but then in the sanctity of the marital bedroom we can unleash our erotic desires and go rampage on each other early and often, its the only way to beget children after all. Sadly Nerissa has not found a trustworthy Catholic husband to penetrate the horny out of her. That will change this year though, she will find her Catholic husband.

>>65802309
>The ones indifferent to or welcoming of adult themes are children

>>65802309
Don't be mean please.

>>65802309

>>65802398
Good take

https://twitter.com/sugukiduke/status/1741326499528257982

>>65802641
You play a dangerous game on the blue board...

>>65802641
Like it, Rissa! Do it!

>>65801333
No I like it a lot and want more. I'd love her just as much even if she wasn't horny on stream but I also won't pretend for a moment that I dislike it one bit. Call me a coomer I don't care. I'm not joking when I wish for lewd valentine's ASMR.
All I ask for is it not being anything disgusting like >>65801637 listed and not having it coated in irony or shame like some other chuubas end up making it when they try to hard.

>>65802398
Amen. Our marriage will be in a few months and I will treat her very well.

>>65801333
On her own channel, not at all.
In collabs definitely, and she has already starting dialing it back after a rough start with a few members. Anyone want to watch another Rissa-Bae disaster?

I need Rissa to play Ultrakill with the sex toy control mod.

>>65802914
Are you Catholic? Nerissa's body will only accept a tall strong masculine Catholic man.

>>65802829
Hope she goes the way Saruei is going with her ASMR but in member's only

>>65802995

>>65803161
No I'm a step up.
I'm Protestant.

I hope you all are listening to the rebroadcast now, instead of saying you love Rissa but not being there.

>>65803438
It's in the background of course.

>>65803161
Not quite, but I've been finding God over the last few months. If a traditional husband is what her body and soul needs, I will provide. Our children will be based and filioque-pilled.

>>65803438
sorry but I'm watching biboo play DMCV

>>65803556
It's gonna be on loop all night, you have time to redeem yourself.

>>65803438
But I didn't enjoy the christmas karaoke...
Partially because most christmas songs suck and Rissa didn't get any of the few good ones and partially because it felt rushed and not nearly as fun as the 4 hour one.

>>65803503
Even when they’re being ironic religious people are fucked

>>65803438
I am Nerissa Ravencroft, so everywhere I go, there I am.~

>>65803830
Cursed. Please never post that again.

>>65803372
Sorry dude prots are not Christian you are a pagan false religion created in the late 1500s by a german lawyer turned Catholic priest turned apostate. Catholicism was created by our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ in AD 33 and it is apostasy for Catholics to marry pagans just listen to this Swedish Catholic song about it.
>Herr Mannelig - Garmarna
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJs8P30Nb9E
Nerissa wants a strong Catholic man to lead her in life, protect her, make her feel small and dominate her and make her submit to him. heretics are unable to do so convert immediately.
>>65803503
Absolutely based and eucharist pilled. God bless you brother and may this video help you on your journey.
>Vatican II: What We Have Lost...and the Road to Restoration
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxZoc_JhQtw

https://twitter.com/missingkittii/status/1742036515339800842

SEX WITH MY WIFE NERISSA

Man we really don't have enough vtubers with a voice like Aradia. I know of Matara/Nina but not many others come to mind.

>>65805821
Everyone wants girls with cute/high pitched voices. You get what most of the market demands.

>>65805927
That's mostly true for the JP audience but there's a big "mommy" movement going on in the west.

>>65805927
It's me. I am the market. And my invisible hand is currently fondling Nerissa's boobs.

>>65806016
Mostly outside of holo imo. If the dogs is any example to go by, hololive viewers want girls to be like JP ones. Maybe I'm wrong, but we won't know until holo gets a girl with mommy voice.

>>65805821
Old Kronii used to scratch the mommy itch for me but somewhere down the line she became a completely different person

>>65806361
I call it "trying to get over depression".

https://twitter.com/Sasa_ku86/status/1741871272768966670

>>65801333
No, anyone who says yes is a faggot.

Lmao Aradia saying "make more (rule 34)" gets me every time

>>65810446
There's something in the water there that makes all women in that family extra fertile or extra horny.

Asmon and Charlie kinda fit a similar phenotype so it's not the craziest mix up

>>65793868
Girl is bi, and you'll just have to cope, goes wild for Nanami like salarymen, Celtics warriormen in kilts, cute mahou shojous, idols, and victorian ladies with bountiful bosoms. Versatile taste.

>>65793932
We'll see, but it won't be for Rissa's lack of trying I'll bet.

>>65794047
Don't get too uptight for a little teasing, girl likes punchy humor, see how she jokes with her sisters.

>>65798293
Yeah, but she was doing it for judging though. So that is why I said she shot herself in the foot when she had a shoo in judge in Rissa.

>>65800241
One of the fans who she follows, well, nearly all of them call her a girlfailure, she likes drama acting, but like I said with the joking of her sister, she likes punchy humor. Its taking it too far that is bad.

>>65801333
No, she balances with wholesome and sometimes sobering stories. She is just self-aware about the ero and feeds off the energy of the audience.

>>65806146
Nah, quite a lot love mature ladies. Again, people just underestimate how the boom was around 2019-2021 and that the vtubing industry is maturing as part of the entertainment industry. Huge spikes are unlikely to happen as much, but people do appreciate good mature entertainers. I mean hell, there are female Ruffians, so if ladies think more Rissa (and Aradia too) like entertainers are worthy, show it. I think Rissa will grow over time, she'll be fine. Shit, people say for her to learn from Marine, but Marine had the advantage as well of the vtuber boom, and people who loved their mainstays stay with them as their go-tos. Its a harsh field, I'm sure the fembirfs who want to be Rissa's kouhai see that too.

horny for rissa

I love Rissa!

dunno if any of you people have been dropping gifts but thanks
cancelled membership because my card is being a cunt and I figured I'd just renew after it was settled but someone did it for me instead

Aradia loves the Grinch (it is good).
Dare we say love of fops are in the blood?

Hello jailbirds. This is for you.
https://files.catbox.moe/p24psb.jpeg

>>65812469
Thank you for the fap material Rissa, make sure to drop us more while you're on vacation

>>65812469
Thanks for that. It is funny how much the family is either supportive or cool with the porn. Geek/Theatre families are the best.

>>65812469
Rissa cake...

This is a nice stream to go to sleep to

>>65810666
Its called Catholicism. God gave us the horny buff so that we can make many children for Him.

>>65813364
'night deadbeat

Sex with my wife's sister Aradia (My wife is on vacation so she gave me permission)

I'm curious, are you guys gonna follow to the Kiwawa merge or are you going somewhere else during the vacation? I'm gonna go stalk shiggers for a bit since I watch Shiori too

>>65815524
I'll be around, but KFP try a little too hard making Kiara look like some rizzmaster deluxe so it can be annoying. When its obvious we ain't getting whiff of action for this tropical trip. But I usually have other people I do watch and have a backlog amongst other things to catch up on irl.

Date with my wife and her daughter

>>65816931
Do people think of them like mother and daughter? They seemed like sisters to me, near in age, Biboo being younger. She always wanted a little sister to dote on(and to have an older sister who does on her).

https://twitter.com/kivonotbabu/status/1742087397859610637

https://twitter.com/moreo511/status/1742136793753944191

>>65811158
I was talking voicewise. And I'm not sure how female ruffians existing invalidates my point, they also like the cutesy voices.

How long did the other rebroadcast go? Was it less than 12 hrs.

>>65817485
Biboo is confirmed older than Rissa on their first collab iirc

>>65767390
>rumao the image
>rumao
I know she's >>here but she can at least be more subtle about it

Rissa butt anon is Rissa, you cannot convince me otherwise.

>>65818371
That its just relative, lots of people get mad about higher pitched girls because they think they are fake, vocally usually ladies complain about it. But yet FWMC is popular, so my point is just things are hard to get a hook in, because everyone has peeves. They like cute, but hate a higher pitched voice, they love an honest, blunt streamer, but dislike any lewd talk or cursing. So many factors its useless to just point at one or two points. A lot of the really popular people had their hold during the boom, and their audience mainly just wants to stay and are less likely to move to other streamers as they get up their in age.

>>65819186
I know, but its the feel, the aura she exudes, Nerissa wants a cute friend/sister to spoil. And Biboo outed herself as being really short, so probably the type that gets that treatment a lot as we saw with others.

>>65820007
I married Rissa and we adopted Biboo.

>>65820007
I want Biboo to have an "I'm an adult too!" arc where she dresses sexy, acts more mature, and kisses Rissa

>>65814645
This but Malpha

>>65819554
Sometimes they can't help it.
I mean the next few weeks is prime drama factory fuel. I'm convinced that a good deal of them bust a gut on Discord for a lot of things. They're usually hit with positivity akin to worship, so its human to look for another viewpoint for entertainment.

>>65819742
Wouldn't be surprised. She did talk about her big ass with Mane-chan. If that 3D doesn't have J-Lo levels of dumpy, they need a refund from that modeler. Only problem is when she gonna wanna shake it like Aki but will her back allow it. Hopefully she doesn't overdo it when asked to dance.

>>65820383
Imagining stiff stick figure Rissa dancing around like a robot and immediately running out of breath due to her poor conditioning is amusing, but also kinda sad. Hope she figures out a way to make it work and she starts taking care of her body

>>65820583
All tuesdays are gonna be ringfit ones, she's gonna get on shape before the 3D debut this july.

>>65821031
I can see it, she has taken pains to work out a routine and dietary regime in the midst of the chaos.

She's up gents and ladies.

>>65821815
She went back to sleep. I bet she's been sleeping and waking up all night.

https://twitter.com/RelishOurHope/status/1727092909449863195

>>65823458
I think it's just how the model was rigged, but here and on stream it looks like her horns protude from far back of her head.

>>65823458
i want a woman to look at me like this

>>65822529
Probably, the poor bun. Probably worried if the recording screws up while she sleeps.

Watching the rebroadcast while I’m stuck in the hospital. Disappointed the outfit reveal was canned but I was not making that.
Nerissa and Aradia’s voices really do be healing me

>>65823671
This is why you don't stick your dick in the toaster.

>>65823724
That probably wouldn’t hurt a lot less than what I’ve had to go through.

>>65823671
Rest well fallen bird.

Man I'm glad I didn't see this last night or I would have gone on a menhera rant. Instead I'll just breathe a heavy sigh and continue to feel justified in my choice to not renew my membership.

https://twitter.com/NitoAtelier/status/1742157541306687583

I love her so much it hurts.

I fuck her so much it hurts.

It hurts so much and I love her

Remember Jailbirds, at this time, fall not for the bait that is sure to come.

Shadow my beloved

Sup, neriggas?

I read she was going to be on Koyori's channel today? How long until that?

>>65824776
I’m the fish btw

>>65827285
>not taking the bait
good fish

>>65823458
After Kiara night...

>>65814645
>>65820354
Only Kanon will had them

>>65793868
Like spaguetti until it get wet

Kiara when she meet the ladies of Risa family

Wife on the telly!

LIVE

Cute as always

Kyori 2:30 her time
Lethal company collab still going ahead

My wife can't be this cuteeeee

She's the cutest

>>65829349
When's that? I always forget her timezone.

Both streams confirmed, cuteness affirmed, tonight will be a good last supper with the risser

If she collabs with Kaela, there's a good chance of a long stream.

>>65829452
CST

>>65829516

Rissa's Live section of the rebroadcast
https://streamable.com/mpv502

>>65830046
Jailbirdmanlady, would you perchance have the other rebroadcast's live section?

https://twitter.com/maruhito_/status/1742233563502911623

>>65830097
There was another? I missed it then, I only started the download around when Rissa said it's the last loop in chat

>>65831120
Sorry, I didn't mean in this rebroadcast. I was talking about the halloween rebroadcast, that one also had a live section.

>>65831202
I don't have that. Don't think anyone here got it, think this is the only one
https://twitter.com/NightCrowTeo90/status/1723765868096852031

>>65831635
Thanks for finding this. The clip is shit but at least it helps to refresh my memory.

>>65830046
Actual champs, thanks

Man I hope she has a wonderful time in the Maldives. I don’t want a repeat of Matsuri+Hoshikawa.

https://twitter.com/matthewjeong17/status/1742197737993462231

>>65831202
>>65831786
>clip is shit
Happy 2024, Jailbird.
https://files.catbox.moe/rqguiz.mp4

>>65832470
Both of them will behave like ladies during their trip. I pray the rosary for them on behalf of their future husbands and children to ensure so, however I also invite all of you as well to join me in praying for them.

>>65833575
thanks for this, couldn't find one in the archives

>>65833575
Thanks a lot, anon. May this 2024 is a great one for you.

Been getting some good shioraven lately, tonight will provide as well

ohnonono bros, she liked a video that has THEM in it. It's so over I literally couldn't care less and the vid is pretty good.

>>65832470
It really depends on what she wants from this relationship with Kiara. We all make jokes and such, but if she really did get into Hololive not just to foster her career but to have a relationship because this person captured her love, then hopefully Kiara actually wants to pursue that and its not just awkward. From what I've seen so far, she talks a good game but gets put off if it gets serious beyond some braggy show for the camera. Having to spend over a week and change with each other after a failed romantic tryst would be painful. So I would hope they made it clear where each other stand, not for the bragging rights of their audiences, but for themselves. Because spending that kinda cash to be pissed afterward would suck.

>>65834906
That chicken better feed Rissa well. She said she's losed some weight, and a trip where she doesn't eat well would be too sad.

>>65811158
>Girl is bi, and you'll just have to cope
She only cares about men on her other account

>>65835611
So you’re saying there’s a chance…

Rissa on koyo channel in an hour
I don't know what they're going to do but I gave her plenty of my mayo just in case

Nerissa loves me

Nerissa told me that she likes everyone who posts here except the christfag

>>65836805
She’s loves me! I knew it! She wants to groom me as a 2view and nepo hire me!

>>65836144
I almost forgot. Thanks, anon.
And I'm happy to hear you gave her mayo, I heard she wanted some for her food after we had sex.

>>65834767
DROPPED!

What the fuck is your intro koyo I had your stream tab open and got blasted now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imAoF0-T9W8
If you somehow someone doesn't know, Advent is supposed to appear in half an hour.

>>65837571
We know, it’s been mentioned like 3 times now.

Love that Koyori has a live TL

>>65837635
That's why the
>If you somehow someone doesn't know
Just making sure people don't miss The Rissa.

Does Koyori speak English? Because I don't wanna sit through Fuwamoco talking over the whole thing in JP while Nerissa is being a png

>nopan
>nopan
My flanderized wife…

Shioraven bros...

>>65837751
Apparently Shiori said that a while ago ye

>>65837751
At least she will be there for lethal company

>>65837724
>does Koyori speak English
lol
lmao

>>65834767
Are you sure? I don't see it in her likes anymore.

>>65837817
>65837817
Rissa will amaze us with her daily JP reps... Maybe.

imminent rissing

It seems Advent is about to join in soon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imAoF0-T9W8

So they sent their best warrior as first. I hope Rissa gets second.

>>65835611
Bro, literally she liked art of Gortash as Nerissa, tfym. It was obvious when she was playing BG3 too that she didn't like him, but thought he was himbo hot.

>>65835529
Sorry, based on how the food looked before it'll crap and overpriced.

>>65837730
You know memetic flanderisation is actually helpful when you have this many talents, it just falls to us to help show how cute and adorable she is as well.

Where is my wife?

Bibo.exe has stopped working

>>65839019
Seems like its going to be a 1 on 1 thing at least for the start. No idea if they'll all show up together.

I hope Rissa doesnt drop spaghetti with her japanese

If wife isn't next I'll give up and sleep

>>65839279
If the dogs are second, you just need to wait and extra half hour, don't give up.

Bijou is truly the gamer of Advent...

>>65839603
Who's Bijou.

gem of gems, i kneel

Gamer loli strikes again

>>65839857
You mean Bigmouth.

I want Rissa to play air hockey with Koyori. They'll be screaming and howling the entire time.

female spatial awareness strikes again…

>>65840031
The lack of physical feedback makes it look harder than IRL.

HERE SHE IS

She did her JP reps!!!

Straight to the topic, are you pantless?

At the very least Nerissa understands Japanese better than Biboo

She's doing good in communicating.
I'm proud of her.

I wish I knew the rules to this

I have no fucking clue what this game is

I have no idea what's happening but wife looks like she is winning

>>65840624
About that

>>65840624
Nvm

>>65840624
You jinxed it, congrats.

Who the fuck calls connect 4, 4 in a row?

rissa…

This is fun. Thank god they separated everyone

>>65840869
Me

>>65840869
for some reason the EN version of this game calls it that, probably trademark or something

gg

Rissa win !

I love her giggles, I'm tearing up

>>65840869
the name connect 4 is owned by hasbro

another game I don't recognize…

NERISSAWINSLOL

That was a really cute small collab. I'm glad they were split up individually.

Good game. Goodnight Jailbirds

good shit jailbirds. i'm starting to accept the nerizzler more and more every day

I feel like every JP says this about her lol

>>65841602

Baker doko

>>65841716
Still some time left.

>>65841742
Are you baking? I can bake if you're too busy.

>>65841773
I'm free again so no issues there. I might as well start preparing the thread now too.

Are jailbirds peaceful creatures?

>>65841934
Ok. I'll leave it to you.

>>65842039
there's a reason rissa keeps us inside under lock and key with our wings clipped

>>65842039
Most of the time. We live out of gooning and analyzing Rissa.
>>65842150
Yeah cause she don't wants us escaping to freedom.

>>65841602
She has the femme fatale type of voice, and it seems to get even more sultry when she speaks Japanese. So she always sounds like this sexy onee-san despite being a sweetheart, crybaby and cinnamon bun.

>>65841934
Fresh bread.

>>65842238
>>65842238
>>65842238

>>65841934
>>65842396
thanks chef

>>65842396
Thanks!