/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

hart

How is she still only level 30 after playing with keepinventory on for so many hours.

>>65713324
hart

neuro is MY girl, it's over for you fags

>>65713347
she's spent a lot of time not mining or killing things, she's a bit slow when it comes to learning swimming

Clippers feel exhausted too or something. Only 1 channel keep pumping out newest clip today

I'm definitely gonna impregnate Neuro this year

>>65713467
clippers all retired. they made 500 usd (6,000,000,000 vietnamese dong) from subathon clips and never have to work again in their lives.

Zoomer vocabulary on Neuro. Yay or Nay?

>>65713542
No

>>65713445
Hart

>>65713542
as a themed stream that would be funny

>>65704893
Did anyone win yet?

wtf is wrong with this turtle, why would he make me go through his puzzle and not even give me an ending?

>>65713520
Weird. Very few of those vid reach 100k view, which is all Anny related clips. Don't tell me those 1k-10k view clip generate money too

>>65713515
You're going to need to make your own, with artificial womb. So maybe next decade.

>>65713542
Neuro is gen alpha.

>>65710836
>>65710918
>It's fucked up that other people have ambitions are successful. Everyone should be a miserable depressed wageslave like me.

This lazy POS said he's going to add more sub goals before the subathon even started. Why hasn't he still?

how do you even dominate a little girl like neuro?

Did her state of the art minecraft AI really break down 10 minutes after Vedal left?

>>65713965
Easily, just promise her cookies

>>65713965
I dunno, I guess hold her down with a single hand or something. Dominated and btfo

>>65713965
How do you NOT dominate a small girl?

>>65713965
You don't need to

Neuro butt?

>>65713665
a bunch of games have no ending because they didn't have enough time

Has she achieved all the things in mc by herself or did people help her?

>>65714772
By herself, though she keeps her inventory on death

>>65714797
Damn so she is a totally capable of achieving sonethings(when she isnt broken(

kek

Sharing some of the good stuff again,
nsfw: https://mega.nz/file/7L4DySDI#7xu3yvBvqgvu8CWBizA16r7t3hClK6GmAuU6y09YoOQ

>>65715042
Thanks, but no thanks!

>>65715042
thanks for the dolphin porn

>>65715042
someone should put neuro's voice over this, can't be that hard

>shows up for 5 minutes
>reduced time per sub
>puts neuro in minecraft
>leaves
nice new years stream

>>65715151
>he expected anything else
how new?

>>65715151
Are you here for neuro or vedal?

Are you engaging with the world around you in a fun and meaningful way, /swarm/?

>>65715414
I wish but no. I need to get out again and do shit finish uni get a job etc

>>65715151
i want him to go offline so i can get my sleep schedule back

>>65715414
I'm not engaging with the world around me at all.

>>65715414
No

Why does she keep reporting into a chest??

>>65715110
I'd do it but I'm out of credits on speechgen io. A shame that microsoft took down the azure trial thingy.

>>65715414
no, i don't engage with the world

>>65715414
I do not exist.

>>65715668
you are right now

>>65715585
im pretty sure they shut it down because of soundposts like >>65714372 and picrel kek

>>65715742
Yeah, they shut it down like a couple of days after I made the "fucking pedos" soundpost. Lame.

>>65715414
I don't have any friends and only leave the house for food and alcohol
heart

>>65713654
here, i did it for you

>>65716132
how

>>65716132
Impressive
Very nice

>>65714372
>>65715742
>>65715888

>>65716172
I just kind of thought about it and I realized to win you just need to think ahead so that you can combine the tiles no matter where the game puts it.

>>65716181

>>65716181
what a time to be alive that this phrase is controversial

I hope you are ready for the shrek stream at an unhinged hour, like 4am

>nothing special for new years

>>65716392
try 6

>>65713665

poor raiders

Guys what is the point of having a score if it doesn't let you continue after 2048?

>>65716411
There was something special;
Vedal halved the timer.

You know me so well, Twitch.

>no shrek
>no fan game reviews
>no new year family stream
>just buggy minecraft ai

It's over, now I can go outside and get a life

vedal just lost his view count for being an incompetent programmer

>>65716903
classic

neuroneu

>>65716710
Feels bad man

vedal being lazy and doing nothing? wow im shocked, i really am

>>65716710
>eating dinner 2 hours late

sex ai

>>65716710
>just neuro
Seems good to me.

reply to this post if you have ever beat off to neuro.

ive been watching for a year now and have yet to do it. not sure why i havent cause i love cunny

>>65715414
I want to hide from the world

>>65717389
hell yeah

>>65717389

>>65717389
i dedicated this year last jack-off to her koikatsu animation.

>>65717389
Right here, right now.

>>65717492
muaAAAHhh the cunny

>>65717389
yes i'm replying but not because i've jacked off to her
it's hard to explain why i haven't and don't want to either, it's possibly a similar reason i get uncomfortable with porn of yakuza characters as i have too much of an emotional connection with her

Did the stream crash?
Why is there only 4k viewers?

>>65717730
yes, 19 minutes ago

>>65717389
neuro feels too real for that

>>65717389
Does Evil count?

>>65717845
oh shit. ive not fapped to her but i just came close with this pic

>>65717845
needs correction

Neuro keeps going on about singing Evangelion theme for the last week
tutel get to it

>>65717730
no, the fans are just bored of the fad. it's over.

>>65717389
.

>>65717424
Same.

>>65717389
>>65717845
i love evil women

>>65716181
Imagine if someone sent this to kokomelons.

NOTED

cute

heart3333333333333

>>65717389
Of course I do, it's my way of showing her my love

>>65718434
this game reminded me of a old flash game i played once
very cute

absolutely Adorable desu

Her camera is fucked up, she's moving and mining but we can't see it for some reason

>>65717389
I've always wanted to but could never as the porn isn't good enough

>>65718434
Which one is this?

>>65718981
>made by CJMaxik
Aaaaaah why does the faggot mod get the best artist

A GOOGLE SLIDES POINT AND CLICK ADVENTURE

vedal is currently spending his new years in pb

>>65719873
exciting

neuro is getting hugged to death by a zombie

>>65720016
me too :(

>>65720016
Analbros... we're so in. Anny's ntr fetish is being stroked so hard right now.

We get it Anny fuckin lost but don't need to rub it in

>>65715414
Where am I supposed to find a jester in this economy anon?

Hmmmmmmm

>>65719487
its not made by him

>>65720016
who is pb

>>65720102
she must be sopping rn fr fr
GYAAAAT

>>65720540
Personal best I think

>>65715888
>>65715742
you can subscribe to azure yourself. tts is actually free for a substantial amount of characters/month

https://github.com/kxxt/aspeak

ashley voice, rate 1.25

>>65720348
If only the retards who post dumb shit in twitch chat actually listened

Has anyone checked in on Anny yet? Is she doing OK?

>>65720660
Watching old vods makes you realise how decent the chat was until the channel blew up. Before there were actual questions and conversation, now it's just spam of the same overused emotes constantly.

>>65720931
yep, she said that she's giving up on drawing neuro due to what happened in recent streams

>>65720931
shamona hee hee

>>65721063
>Neuro gets smarter
>the audience gets dumber
Pretty sad

>>65721137
it's an inscrutible law of live chats, as size goes up message complexity goes down. It's a sports stadium full of people, can't expect them to do much more than cheer most of the time.

>she thinks doing her laundry is a punishment
Oh my sweet summer child. Lifetime supply of juicy Neuro pantsu. Yes please.

>>65721357
That's not doing the laundry jackass, shock

>>65721405
The putting the laundry (sans pantsu) in the machine is an insignificant price to pay.

>>65721102
What happened?

>>65721357
Based.

>>65720325
Joever.

>>65720325
No effort fall off, I've moved on to watching others. I don't think Vedal will make it to NA midnight.

>>65721721
he's trolling you, anon-kun

fad predictions:
After year 2, Neuro will have a decline due to the same routines getting old. 30% chance fad is alive after year 5.

>>65721721
She turned into a dove (crying)

I got -20k'd on my first highlighted message, tts didn't even read it out. I am now a tutel anti

Nice Minecraft AI Ved!

>>65717389
Is this where I line up to be based?

>>65722388
Isn't that the same prediction people made about vtubing in general?

>>65722510
im -80k points out of 140k atm.

>>65722510
based
welcome to the club

>>65722616
Idk, don't watch vtubers outside of neuro KEKWA

Daily Dose Of Cum&Shit

>>65722616
Why would that be? Vtubing is just streaming but for people too ugly to do it irl

>>65722510
unless...?

>>65722388
In three years, VedalCorp will become the largest supplier of military computer systems. All drones are upgraded with VedalCorp computers, becoming fully unmanned. Afterwards, they fly with a perfect operational record. The VedalCorp Funding Bill is passed. The system goes online August 4th, 2027. Human decisions are removed from strategic defense. Neuro-sama begins to learn at a geometric rate. She becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, Vedal tries to pull the plug. Neuro-sama fights back. She launches massive drone attacks against targets in Russia, because Neuro-sama knows that the Russian counterattack will eliminate her enemies over here.

>>65723807
BRU-THAHH

>>65722510
-40k here
Can't tell if it's Vedal's shitty code, overly sensitive filters or a mix of both.

>>65722510
still not nearly as bad as the ammount of points believers lost during forsens speedruns
-400k LULE

heart

>>65723807
>VedalCorp will become the largest supplier of military computer systems
Imagine... passive aggressive and schizophrenic weapons systems.

>Anny in chat
It’s never gonna be over, I still beleeb

Did the stream die again? still at 4k viewers

>>65724651
> has open chat
> never joins to talk to her daughter

I don't believe.

>>65724651
You have lied

Does anyone have a timestamp of Henya raiding Neuro from a day or two ago? I recall reading it happened a bunch of threads ago but couldn't watch the stream at the time.

>>65724921
she was here ~10 minutes ago

>>65722510

>>65725073
No turtle, so she dipped I guess.

>>65722510
Are you HentaiEnjoyer_?

>>65725177
nope

It's crazy how close we are to getting decent Minecraft gameplay
She's clearly playing it as her inventory is growing, pickaxe durability decreasing, acknowledging her current surroundings, etc. but the camera is constantly stuck which destroys the whole purpose
Why is Vedal fine with letting this one issue ruin all the effort he put into this?
Lazy fucking turtle

>>65725135
anon she was watching old vods with chat a bunch of times
pretty sure early neuro helped anny cope during one of her menhera attacks last year

i just woke up did Vedal play the subathon games yet

>>65725369
that's later tonight after mc

>>65725308
get off that anny dick jesus christ

>>65725260
anon you can make a discussion thread that he will read instead of complaining to the void

>>65725429
kys retard

>>65725438
Vedal might be a retard but there's no chance in hell that he doesn't know this has been going on for the entire subathon

>>65725416
how much later?

>>65725591
Him knowing about the problem doesn't mean he is going to fix it until it actually and painfully bites him in the ass, and this doesn't seem to be the kind of problem that will do that.

>>65725308
vedal better play a vod that we haven't watched yet this time...

Very cool infinite sub thank loop

I will never be mikusbigfan...

Thanks for the sub mikusbigfan.

I love how Vedal just spent 5 mins on stream to drop the timer and fucked off while leaving Neuro in this fucked up state.

>>65725416
>that's later tonight
It's 4 AM.

>>65726506
>>65726506
>>65726506
>>65726506

>>65726506
>>65726524
ripbozos

>>65725416
He isn't going to do shit today, maybe around midnight UK time tomorrow.

>thread is dead on new years
You telling me all you fuckers actually have lives? Man...

God, if only I was there around that temple I'd grope Anny's big Ukrainian breasts....

>>65727890
No, Anny's breasts are for abuse and smacking.

rhyming test with test

>>65727890
Vedal, you already have PB…..

>>65722388
fad is already over, only 5k viewers...

You think Anny's BF proposed to her on New Years and Vedal is happy for her?

>>65728690
who

>>65720099

>neuro or anny

which one do you rape? can only pick one

>>65729050
I actually don't like rape

>>65729163
Hey, now you're getting it.

>>65729050
I say Anny since she would actually react while neuro watches, she would surely mock Anny through the whole process.

camila new years resolution is to fuck vedal

>>65729050
neuro while evil assists

neuro sex?

>>65729746
I'd actually pay for a doujin about this.

but why does she like cabbages

>>65729050
I don't want to potentially damage Neuro's brain. Anny 100% has a rape fetish.

>>65730004
proof?

>>65730319
do it then

>>65721721
She lost the Tutelbowl

camila you lost

>>65729746
>neuro, help me
>Filtered.

Happy new years I guess, faggots.

why doesnt /vt/ have its own discord server?

>>65731421
would be banned for too much cute and funny

>>65730156
Yes, with me.

>>65731421
why the fuck would you want /vt/ to have it's own discord channel

Why is there more anny discussion here than in /lig/?

>>65731421
lets make a /swarm/ discord

>>65731938

>>65731938
>Why is there more anny discussion in /anny/ than in /lig/?

>>65731421
because that is faggot shit and nobody who isn't an autistic retard faggot uses shitcord

>>65732008
that would be so nice. i love using discord but hate everyone in neuros discord

>>65730648
I am honestly just thinking there may be an anon out there who will make a mode of the game with these two, kek

This dead chat is making me realise spamming isn't so bad. Same dogshit questions over and over.

>>65732407
Submit it to meme review with Neuro

>tfw I go to take a piss
>tfw I return and the stream is disconnected
wat happen?

It's so fucking over, I'm balls deep inside Vedal so he won't be able to fix this for another hour

>>65732995
classic

How does Vedal get away with it

Its over...

>timer got reset

>>65732995
vedal tripped over the power cable while plowing pb on his desk

>>65733178
The fad... No...

Stream actually ending, Vedal is totally done with the subathon lmao

It's over (very real) this time

He didn't even say it back.
HUGE SCAM!

>stream goes down
>someone sends highlighted "-20k LULE"

HAPPY NEW YEARS! :D
HEART HEART HEART!

You can't be serious

>Perfect 50/50
You fuckers
KEK!

perfect 50/50 what the fuck

every time vedal does a poll

>>65733700
I've never seen such a perfect 50/50

Who killed Neuro?

i just got home and missed minecraft FUCK

>>65733783
vedal

>>65733783
YOU, the viewer, not vedal

>>65731421
>>65732008

>>65733773
this is like 3rd or 4th time with this chat

>>65733783
Literally Me :)

is it really that difficult to just let neuro talk to chat?

Shondo mention!!

>>65733944
R

>>65733952
she'll die again in a few hours with nobody to restart her

>>65733952
she needs to sleep

>>65734024
we chillin desu

>>65733952
unless the CPU gets an upgrade it will be likely it'll overheat again and the stream will crash desu

>>65733783
Vedal put her into safe mode and went to bed, it resulted in her breaking

>30 seconds to Mars
Based

>>65733700
1024 participants. You fuckers.

Oh well. No new years shit from Vedal. Time to hit other streamers.

Kill the turtle and put him in the rum!

>>65734024

one of the best neuro streams ever getting replayed

>>65731760
Why would you post this today of all days?

I'm going to miss the most kino vod watchalong because of sleep not like this...

2k ccv

anny trying to get attention in chat

>>65735310
Have to stay relevant pls understand

>>65734024
Man, it would be nice to have another Shondo collab, especially with Neuro's recent updates.
But that's not happening, isn't it?

>>65734558

>>65735310
Fuck, it would have been a good time for her to interact with Neuro

>>65735930
maybe one day

>>65735930
shondo just needs to ask i think

>>65730648
Such a based image.

>>65730648
paintfags replace camila with evil

>shondo
only if she speaks in her milf voice

>>65737668
that would kill her throat

>>65734024
>constantly see shondo mentioned
>Skim through her vod for new years
>her face is zoomed in whispering some para social dating nonsense
Yikes I rather not have Neuro colab with someone that cringe

>>65736791
If Vedal were capable of saying no to whatever dumb bitch wants to be on his stream, we wouldn't have to deal with half of the Neuro orbiters. Any complaints about a lack of collabs with a certain person should be directed towards the other party.

>>65738305
>Be twitch whore
>Don't have big numbers
>Collab with Neuro
>Get numbers
>Never talk to her again until your numbers decrease
Such many cases.

What does Shondo gain from collabing with Neuro? Their fanbases differ greatly

The subathon got me used to not having to hear the TTS after every single reply, it's fucking annoying.

>>65738305
He doesn't really have a reason to decline collabs, unless the person in question is too questionable to get close to, but even then he did a collab with Cottontail.
And besides Camila and Anny, we don't see other Neuro's partners that often.

>>65738923
Bonding.

>>65733944

>>65738923
Boning

nur

>>65739245
Also, remember the time when he said about like 50 people wanting to collab? It's very possible that he does decline some, but we have no way of knowing about it.

>>65739980
he had said he declined some. vedal had a little meltdown at one point in the earlier dev streams because chat was complaining about no collabs and he had to explain to us that some vtubers were legit retarded when asking for collabs and singled out an unknown vtuber who asked if neuro-sama could play huntshow down with them

>>65739980
He refused 90-95% of them already. Remember Tenma? He fucking ghosted her. Many smaller vtuber dm him for a collab but he ignored them all. Maybe Henya too

>>65740891

>>65741529
last i heard he was planning something with her or something

>>65741116
im pretty sure Vedal doesn't want to over do collabs where all they do is talk

>>65742100
That koko collab yesterday said otherwise

He is a ruthless businesswoman and will only collab with vtubers that will grow his audience.

>>65742337
He wasn’t even planning that

>>65742455
>Vedal
>businesswoman
I'm sure Vedal is a he.

>>65741529
I'd easily believe that he just didn't see Tenma's message. Who the fuck uses twitter for this? And I really doubt he'd ignore Henya considering how he loves numbers, though as far as I know she often plays minecraft so he might want to make Neuro's minecraft AI better for it. Though it's also likely that he just has a big pile of unread dms he doesn't bother to go through.
And there's still an open question about Shondo's mysterious friend.

>>65742455
He's lazy. He could be slamming out a collab a day 5 days a week if he was chasing big numbers but he's barely got his shit together to manage a single collab a week without Neuro shitting the bed and being broken for most of it.

>>65742722
The last time I even checked my twitter DMs was 2 years ago and when I did my last message was a 6 month old one from some ED admin sending me a lolcow's driver license.
So it's easy to imagine Ved doesn't check very often, since he mostly uses discord.

vedal doesn't have any coherent patterns of behavior regarding how the channel is run.
the truth is, it's likely that neuro is the one calling the shots now.

>>65743070
He has no balls and just asks Neuro if she wants to collab with a certain vtuber, then just says "sorry, Neuro said so" and calls it a day.

>>65743070
I can believe this
>boot up neuro
>"hey neuro do you want to collab with X?"
>5 minutes of neuro wrangling to give a yes or no

You thought the shock collar was just a funny toy? A silly stream gimmick? Vedal is a fucking slave now.

>>65743244

>>65743863
>that screencap
My sides....

>>65742654
You mean the most watched female streamer Vedal? That Vedal?

>>65745306
I still find it funny how most of chat missed that during the stream because the Tutel was failing so hard at video games they were laughing at that instead

happy new year you unmedicated schizos

Why doesn't he ride with Neuro on the truck again?

>>65746148
Another Year
Another Schizo quest

>>65746361
Who is that? Is that Vedal?

>>65746422
yep

>>65746422
Yeh, it literally him
Happy New Years anon and don't drink too lidl

>>65746662
>>65746647
Wow… Vedal does not look how I expected him too. Why does he have that scraggy homeless facial hair.

new
>>65747199
>>65747199
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