/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>647672
One that plays good games and doesn't suck shot at them
Yes I know I'm asking the impossible

>>647672
G.I. Jane waifu who plays MilSims and WoWs/WT

>>647672
screaming metalhead

A real seiso idol.

A musician and a pro-gamer

>>647672
Someone who's obviously trans behind the avatar, just because I think the drama would be fun.

One that isn't loud or bitchy like Kiara.

>>647759
This is why it would never happen, all the girls roomates eventually get leaked and having one be trans would cause people to focus more on their gender then their character and would be a headache for cover

>>647672
i want cover scouts to surprise me. i was never into autistic tomboys until I met mori.

>>647721
Anon...

>>647672
A canadian

Koopa...

I'm waiting for an ebony woman behind the avatar

>>647672
Ghost girl, Cow Girl and someone who is British and will do Premier League Watch Alongs

>>649186
i dont really give a fuck about their IRL skin color, i think another dark skinned girl would cool though since the only one is flare and an egyptian theme would still be original, could be pretty lewd

>>647672
A muscular chocolate waifu, an authentic slav, unironic Nyanners (just to see the internet explode and give Gura a run for her money), an autistically good artist that won't make you want to kill yourself from boredom during streams, and last but not least - someone who can actually fucking sing

>>647672
An actual kuudere, not a fake one like Rushia.

An autistic right-wing nationalist who plays Paradox games and has daily antisemetic and racist zatsudans

>>647672
A monter hunter autist

>>649186
>>647759
Do you want to start a shitstorm?

A turtle, a doctor/researcher, a thief, and maybe a racer

Do you guys know if anyone has heard back from Cover yet about their auditions...?

>>647672
Nyanners.

>>649325
>an authentic slav
This. I hope Some Russian-American or pure Russian showing us how they actually do things.
>Never smile during collabo-streams with other ENs, while girls like Mori or Kiara are trying their bests to be friendly.
>Burping and farts
>Doesn't give a shit to learning Japanese.
>Doesn't even know where Japan is located.
>hasn't seen ocean ever
>Most of JPs, especially Coco, Kiara, Ina, Gura, Ame skillfully evade having a collabo with her
>Keep silent for the first 6 months.

>>647672
>Tanned cunny
>Ponytail cunny

I think we need some Latin girl doing her steams with vibrating R pronunciations.

>>649982
An we need to have her nag at
>Ame
>Haato
>Luna

>>647721
We already have this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iUhri0yUzw

Rekijo with Coco-tier or higher English proficiency playing as a woman from the military aristocracy of feudal Japan

>>647672
No forced lesbian couple for sure. Shipping is only effective if there's build up to it.

>>649597
This but unironically. Even if we can't keep the /pol/ part, the mere existence of a military girl is fascinating as fuck. Military song-themed karaokes are a plus.

>tfw no MENA vtuber
It hurts bros

>>647672
A real shitposter. Just a dumb idiot that doesn't take anything seriously, and has a blast fucking around.

Also, 100% unrealistic fantasy, but a car dork or someone with developed taste in music would be insane. If there was a chuuba that shitposts with chat about her project on jack stands in the driveway for 6 months, and name drops Giraffes? Giraffes!, Boris, Terry Riley, or some other stupid hipster bullshit, I don't think I'd leave the house anymore.

>>647685
>boring gamer girl
Holy shit no. Just go watch whatever twitch whore is #1 in esports instead.

Give us some relatively normal JK girls.
There should be:
>the protagonist of the gen who is the most tryhard at being seiso (then fails, her first months basically being a corruption arc)
>sukeban who isn't afraid at all to swear and likes to challenge her colleagues and managers, just in good fun
>chuuni that pretends to be as powerful lore-wise as Holomyth
>NEET that actually knows how to play games and is just as competent, if not better, than Botan
>menhera schizo who hides her brokenness through a thin veil of tranquility as opposed to the louder menheras in the rest of hololive, and is capable of making up surreal character arcs

>>647672
A racist one that doesn't blieve in the chinavirus hoax or that Sleepy Joe is president.

>>650113
I want to watch nasheed vtuber cover now

>>650016
Hm? Why them specifically? What rrats did I miss?

>>647672
Hag teacher that tries to treat this gig as a serious teaching position no matter what stupid shit her genmates or corporate get her into.

>>648777
Banshee Holo letssssgooooooooooooo

>>649665
That's the whole reason why I'm interested in vtubers.

>>648980
I can get behind this, but only if her entire character is being as stereotypically canadian as physically possible. I mean full lumberjack, bleeds maple syrup, rides a moose levels of Canadian

>>650089

I like the concept, but if they were seriously into military history, it would only be a matter of time until they insinuate Japanese war crimes and get snapped.

>>650493
Because other Ens will find a way to handle her. Ame is the only one who may put up with the nagging bitch for a while, and then reach the limit of her patience and start shouting back in tears slumming the table.
As for Haato, basically she can speak English and dumb.
Luna can't speak English at all of course, but we love the moment when she breaks her character and speaks in her stern one-san's voice.

>>649665
I literally just hate liberals. I don't have any other politics.

I WANT AN EEL GIRL DAMNIT

>>647672
>Avatar
frog and rat
>voice
deep voices
no high pitch cutesy voice
>Timezone
EU
>Interests/Specialties
Endurance stream gamers
Hentai artist or 3D artist/animator
DM/Screenwriter/novelist/ storytelling

>>650416
Good idea, but I don't think it's likely. It doesn't really fit Holo's brand, seems more like something Nijisanji would do.

>>647672
A slut who can talk about how many guys she fucks every week

I want an extremely dark black jungle girl.

A Leech that wants to learn English with Duolingo

Actual Black Metal Vtuber.
Or a Celtic lass of some sort.

>>650799
This is such a weird and stupid concept at first glance, but after thinking about it, fuck I want it as well

>>650960
>after thinking about it
Elaborate on what you thought.

>>650757
One possible way they can avoid that is to base themselves off around a fictional country like Hololand or something, but there's a small but ever-present chance that the holo would be dumb enough to bring up the mere topic of war crimes even if she doesn't explicitly mention Japan, potentially endangering her or even the entire branch in a Taiwan-style yab.

>>651029
Slimy, kinda dumpy and goofy but also slightly threatening looking, with sharp sharp jagged teeth and big yellow derpy eyes. Its the perfect recipe for a "lovable weirdo" design.

>>647672
A legit GFE.

>>651167
cringe and sad

bullying oneesan

>>651160
you know what anon, you're onto something

>>651192
Shut up Ame, you blew up with that stupid game on valentine's.

legit eldritch abomination vtuber

>>650416
I recommend Todo Kohaku and everyone in her gen.

>>651160
You're only talking about design.
Let's be honest. Like 95% of audiences were disappointed by the designs of ENs when we saw them first, right?
>According to your design, she must be really introverted and fall down from the chair each time there's a lewd comment in the chat.

>>649229
>and someone who is British
I second this, Ame gave up a long time ago.

>>647672
>>650809
>Timezone EU
This. PLEASE

>>650831
>Holo's brand
The "otherworldly characters are isekai'd and recruited as idols" thing? I unironically just suddenly realized that's a common theme in like 85% of the holos.

>>650798
Based

>>649629
Capcom onegai

>>651336
well we can't exactly control the personality of the girl, so we might as well wish for a nice design. Bunny girl doesn't exactly lend itself well to "moustache twirling villain" and Eldritch abomination doesn't lend itself very well to "Cosy Chicken soup art streamer" either, but we can at least look at them and say "oh that's a neat design"

>>651870
>Bunny girl doesn't exactly lend itself well to "moustache twirling villain"
A lot of 2hufags, including the /jp/-era anons here actually did expect that thanks to Tewi.

I WANT A MAGE WITH A BIG HAT OR MAYBE AN ASTRONAUT.

>>647672
nyanners...onegai...

>>652079
Chuuni wizard girl NOW

>>652120
Kill yourself

>>652079
>I WANT A MAGE WITH A BIG HAT
Shion yo...

>>652213
>>652079
Kakage...

>>652262
yeah whatever happened to those guys?

>>652262
Gacha game character

>>652338
Ina ina ina...

>>652213
HER HAT IS NICE BUT IM TALKING REAL BIG.

>>652079
Slavic astronaut wizard on EU timezone.
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>651870
But what if the girl of your ideal design of the eel has a really unsuitable personality? I mean, I really like the design when I saw it first, but I was REALLY disappointed when I watch the first stream of Wat.. and I was wrong, anyways.
In other words, what kind of personality do you expect the girl to be?

>>650834
Go to bed Tomoko

>>653084
What if she becomes a member of the 2nd gen and starts talking about her candid opinions on other Holos?

>>653633
I mean, like
>O, slut.
>So.. how many dicks she sucked last week?

>>649710

Auditions haven't even closed yet, so definitely not.

>>650890
based

>>650757
>war crimes

no such thing as war crimes agsinst orcs

>>652079
Astronaut sounds lit, especially if she gets a huge-ass fishbowl helmet out of fucking Duck Dodgers and the girl puts her voice through a filter.

>>652079
Are you playing DRV3 or something?

>>647672
a brown girl

>>650882
BASED, i want a chocolate cunny

>>647672
A christmas cake salary woman who's a big ol nerd behind closed doors, gets drunk on the weekends, and does sloppy karaoke streams.

>>647672
chocoball onegai...

>>647672
Please not another Kiara, get as far away from being a jp schizo lesbo as possible.

Not sure if HoloEN is the best place for it, but I want a gloomy little girl. Imagine some sort of mishmash between Gura (for size), Mori (for general aesthetic, if perhaps a little less full on the goth) and Rushia (for the yandere tendencies).
To visualize it, uhhh... black bobcut, :< for a default expression.

>>654465
Each gen needs an extrovert. As annoying as Kiara might be sometimes, she's the reason group collabs happen, and I like group collabs just because I want my girl Ina to get out of her house for a change.

>>652889
Nene levels of Mega dork

>>654281
YES YES YES YES

Sisters that play fighting games together.

>>647672
More cute and funny ones

>>654281
This, and hopefully we can hear her talking about her ideal boyfriend.

>>650330
Sorry anon. They don't hire people under 18.

>>647672
A moth girl.

Bonus: Creepy quiet voice, questionable taste in stream BGMs, plays a lot of horror games, Sora-daisenpai tier tolerance to horror.

>>654281
>christmas cake who's a big ol nerd behind closed doors, gets drunk on the weekends, and does sloppy karaoke streams
>and hopefully we can hear her talking about her ideal boyfriend.
Koopa....

>>654980
I used to like her, though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akVUg0tj-eI

Flower themed.

You fags are so delusional with your expectations and wishes.
Especially with what you think would and what you think would not cause a shitstorm.

Also if there's a black girl (as in, the voice, not even just the character) in gen2 and you retards cause a shitstorm, that would just cause insane amounts of support for her to spite you.

I want a conspiracy theorist who is spaced themed and obsessed with aliens and stuff

My dream that probably has 0 chance of coming true is like, a girl that isn’t fucking cringe or zoomerbait, maybe even one that has a personality

>>647672
An American or Brit version of Marine but I think management would be too anal about what she could talk about. I think Ame wants to talk about more degen shit but Enma shut it down.

>>654995
And she must have been raised up in an upper middle class family with relatively conservative parents.
She has a younger sister who is already married, and has a toddler daughter.
She's already a manager in the office, and brings a lot of chocolates for viewers on valentine's day because she couldn't hand them over the boys of her team.

>>647672
A teacher who does actual lecture streams

>>655239
Also she hates niggers and will only date perfect Aryans like me.

>>655340
You're literally the male version of her, but 5 years older and fat.

>>655340
>Perfect aryan
Hitler would probably gas you for being on this website, degenerate.

>>647672
someone who intimidates mori and makes her look small time

>>652382
You want Big Hat Logan as an anime girl?

>>655388
I'm fighting a holy meme war.

>>655456
>Holy
Gassing imminent. Hitler was anti religious. He pretended to be to gain momentum and then had intentions to expulse christianity from Germany and fight the Vatican. He even forbid Goebbels to leave the catholic church for, and I quote, "tactical reasons".

>>655305
>Regular lectures
>videogame streams where she tries to use the game as a learning aid, shenanigans ensue
>will barge into collabs at the drop of a hat if a holo shows to be incompetent at something
>teaches Kiara how to chess
>teaches Mori how to fightan games
>teaches Ame how to languages
>teaches Ina how to speak to people
>zatsudans are unironic personal tutoring

>>655390
Can you name anyone like her, at all? Billie Elish is the closet I can think off, and that's not very close.

A raccoon girl that plays super niche turn based strategy or simulation games

a minecraft autist
like really really autistic
and has scicraft/hermitcraft skill level

>>655568
>inb4 she mods the fuck out the game and forces rest of the casts to do the same

>>647672
someone who will play racing games that are NOT mario kart
a gyaru or valley girl would be cool

>>655539
There's a FUCKTON of people that would make her look small time.
I mean, even fucking Bhad Bhabie is big enough to mog her, as much as I fucking hate typing this out.

>>647672
I want my smug sister Nina in HoloEN2.
>More energetic Okayu
>Amazing, Gura-tier singer
>Good at games
>Engages well with chat
>SSS+ giggles and mid-stream impromptu singing

Can't have better >>647725
>>650416

And in EU Timezone.

>>655604
Sure, just convince Sony or Microsoft to give them permissions for Gran Tourismo or Forza. Or Formula 1 for their games.

>>647672
French girl GFE
plays classic games

>>655509
>The English teacher of all JPs, including Coco and Haato.

>>655416
Do you not? What if they wore the mage hat on top of the spacesuit?

>>647672
Comfy Canadian Yeti who plays NHL games and does a watchalong for Strange Brew

A tsundere or seiso Puritan/pilgrim

I want a bigfoot or chupacabra girl.

>>655697
>joins Coco's meme review and thoroughly analyzes each meme, the background and meaning of each reference and the etymology of each pun, taking it dead serious and making it so unfunny it's funny

A female Tom Sawyer with a British accent as the counterpart to Ame

>>655912
You may have that kind of dream, but didn’t you think she will run out of topics after 3 months?
After that, we’ll only see her becoming degenerate by learning improper things that other Holos teach her.

>>656005
I mean pop culture is incapable of a Puritan arc that doesn't involve boiling over sexual repression or witchcraft so it's sort of inevitable

>>655912
>>656005
No, the tradwife GFE service is underutilized

>>655631
didnt korone play gran turismo?

>>656421
That was before the Holocaust.

>>656506
what happened? some new youtube jewery?

HoloMyth proved that Yagoo knows what I want better than I do.

>>655879
that's a normie trash taste

>>647672
A penguin themed programming neet who respects free and open source software. She could do favorite distro discussions and a bedtime SICP reading streams. Someone who would solve puzzles or do Sudokus and Star battle streams would be great.

Schizophrenic who does long zatsudans where she explains patterns in numbers and letters. Or a low functioning autist who just plays train simulator. If that doesn't happen then Nina is a cut above most EN vtubers >>655613

>>647672
Minecraft specialist
Chess Champion

>>656557
Anon, I get that you're a newfag, but not knowing about the permissions arc is pretty damn embarrassing.

Ghost girl
Cop girl
Nurse
Biker
Glitched

>>657814
A ghost girl is a must, every ghost girl is if not BEST girl at least pretty awesome, the cop and the gang girl are good ideas 2

>>647725
Keep dreaming yagoo

A speedrunner.
A strategy gamer
A simulation gamer.

>>657921
If we ever get a ghost I hope the designer gets one variant with legs and another with the leggless floating 'cloud' tail

A girl just really autistic about JRPGs.

>>658116
Pretty sure they're looking for female (female) talent anon

Someone like Artemis because I only like vtubers who cause enormous amount drama and seething.

>>649597
This but ironically

>>647672
A clone of ina to stream when the first ina isn't streaming

>>652889
>your ideal design of the eel has a really unsuitable personality
change artsyle or the outfit

>>658391
Saruei incoming

>>650757
>war crimes
>chinese "people"

>>650375
Is Korone boring?

they need an english version of korone who actually likes games and does big marathon streams

Someone who is a total noob at games. Who was only playing Sims until joining. I think it would be interesting to see their progression from 0 to pro.

>>659234
You mean Mori?

AZKi was also recently forced to play Minecraft by corporate so it's possible you see that arc going on in JP.

>>647672
A girl from France, with an accent and everything. Someone like that would be perfect in the role of an actual idol, something HoloEN desperately needs. And let her be as French as humanly possible, Japan is a country of Francophiles, they'll absolutely love it. She would also be able to play off Kiara really well.

Don't care, just gimme a shiny new chuuba. I'm bored of EN Gen 1.

>>647672
Honestly give me a competitive tryhard. Someone who actually wants to be the best vtuber/entertainer of all time.

>>647759
You know what, Anon, I’m with you. I’d love to see the shitstorm it’d cause just for HIM to eventually graduate

>>659642
Kiara

>>659416
you're a fuckin' genius

A emo girl that does amsr cutting herself

>>659745
pff

>>658178
This but for the next JP gen, I don't want to watch hours of poorly translated rpgs

>>659416
Trust me, take it from some one who has to live in the same country as them: French women are the least funny breed of women. I've lived here for over two decades and every woman I've ever met whose came even close to being funny have either been a Kraut or an Anglo.

>>659416
I want a whole set of European chuubas. Nowadays, the EU is often seen as a single nameless pile of non-American white people, with Euro countries being like states in the US. But it couldn't be further from the truth - Europeans are an amazingly diverse lot full of very different traditions and worldviews, and they spent their whole history either fighting or fucking each other. So getting a group like that together with an express purpose of cultural exchange in a very informal setting would be great.

>>660350
>Krauts
>funny
You are either a Kraut or lying.

>>660515
Born French and wish I was lying. I'm not saying that Krauts are funny, I'm saying that the bars been set that low for me that they come close.

>>654980
>>647672
North American Cryptids.
>moth girl as mentioned plus makes predictions
>wendigo Yandere girl
>Chupacabra Mexican girl
>Big Foot girl, possible “group leader”
>jersey devil girl

>>660487
Holo EU would be sick. I'd especially love to see the Portugal x UK Bromance

>>649785
>>649325
>An authentic slav
The closest we have on radar is Gura 2.0
https://youtu.be/CsgHd8QOBz4

>>660350
a belgian then

>>658726
Korone isn't good and more often than not play bad games.

>>660487
I concur. I want more accents and backgrounds.

>>647672
A little sister archetype. You all know you want it, we all know how successful that would be.

>>647725
Disgusting, to watch jp or Kiara for anything close to that.

>>649325
> calling Ina boring
You don’t have to yell out your shit taste

A Slav would be fun tho

>>661175
Gura exists

>>648777
>b*bymetal
all metal tourists please neck yourselves

>>661587
>noooo not my trve dvvm kvlt nooo

>>661587
Wow, I'd actually forgotten the one group of gatekeepers more autistic than vidya and weebs combined was metalfags.

>>648777
utsu covers when

>>647672
Hag

>>661587
Here I was hoping for something more akin to Wormrot or Converge.
I suppose there's always next time.
>>661782
I wish I could tell you its "not that bad" but considered the state of Black Metal and Death metal I can't. Its so bad that bands have started deliberately mislabelling themselves to avoid the drama of the scene

>muh gatekeeping!!!

>>647672
>Not even a year after debut
Could the stupid chicks fuck off and let them grow a little? More gens will only dilute the appeal.

>>647672
A GIRL WHO KNOWS TO PLAY FIGHTING GAMES
>A GIRL WHO KNOWS TO PLAY FIGHTING GAMES
A GIRL WHO KNOWS TO PLAY FIGHTING GAMES
>A GIRL WHO KNOWS TO PLAY FIGHTING GAMES
A GIRL WHO KNOWS TO PLAY FIGHTING GAMES
>A GIRL WHO KNOWS TO PLAY FIGHTING GAMES

>>647672
A biker girl that only plays fighting games and constantly shit talk her opponents.

>>650890
i want her back!

>>662342
Not gonna happen. Cover is blacklisted by Capcom, so that cuts out Street Fighter, which is the biggest fighting game series of them all.

>>662304
B-but money...look at all this money EN is bringing in!
t. suits

>>647672
As for appearance anything is fine but I really want some kind of racing or badass leather rocking holo

For the actual people I hope none of them sound as annoying as Kiara or as cringy as Calli. Hopefully they're more active and collab with other members more than Gura. Having 1 good artist that is chill like Ina would be the cherry on top

>>663039
>"They can't play Street Fighter"
>"The only conclusion is that it's not gonna happen"

Anon, Capcom hasn't released a good fighting game since SFIV. Who fucking cares about them when they can literally play any other fighting games.

>>662304
stop being a dumbass, the more talents we get the more grounded HoloEN will become, maybe eventually earning the same level of legitimacy as the main branch. it will be at least 5 months until the auditions are done and the girls are ready to go. 10 months is not a bad time to launch a new generation. you sound like a paranoid ass who's afraid of his oshi's viewers and superchats plummeting because of new blood
>More gens will only dilute the appeal
no way fag

>>661587
You just reminded me of when i was a 15 years old gatekeeping metalfag hating on every "not true metal" band

Don't worry, you can recover from that retardation

>>647672
Heavy scottish accent girl

>>663589
FOOK YEA!

A girl who naturally has the personality Ame and Gura try for but fail to be genuine at. Our actual gremlina

BIG
MEATY
ONI

>>647685
then they would need to hire tranny since only males play good and based games

>>661207
>kiara
>seiso

I dont say so.

>>665863
BIG
BEEFY
MINOTAUR

>>662304
More talents wont dilute it. More of the same SHIT will. If Cover wants to keeps things fresh they better get girls with radically different interests and hobbies.

>>662342
Other Kayane who else can they get? That cancelled smash girl? There aren't that many female fighting game players to go around.

>>650757
Maybe only if they're only into modern history, they'd probably be fine if they where say a rome fag who knew who figures like Aurelian, Cicero, Stilicho etc. (iirc the most well know roman in japan is Nero)

>>647672
A /tg/ autist
>Painting minis ASMR
>Playing shitty 40k games
>Getting other members to play dnd
>Hololive Homebrew
>Playing something other then 5e to piss /tg/ off

>>667382
She would make /tg/ seethe no matter what edition she plays.

>>663589
There's this Scottish menhera if you're interested but she comes with they/them pronouns and "Disability & Mental Health Advocate" bullshit.
I would say you should ask her to audition but then again it's better she doesn't.
The western vtuber scene is a minefield and fucking cesspool. I have no idea how Cover will select EN gen 2 and not screw it up. Then again, the shitshow will be glorious.

>>662157
https://marshmallow-qa.com/futakuchimana
https://twitter.com/futakuchimana/status/1351588850187919362
Converge is one of her favorite bands. Pretty sure she's going to do at least a cover if not an original song inspired by Converge.
Read the marshmellows, this girl is a sweetheart.

>>671661
Simple, they won't hire from the vtuber scene.

>>671661
>cowgirl
>average size bust

FOR WHAT PURPOSE

>>647672
Just give me a Flatwoods Monster girl and/or an MiB girl, and I'll be good.

>>661071
She used to play good games, but hasn't in awhile.

>>671661
yeah, that's a pass from me

>>672573
Converge is also not a metal band.

>>679674
"Converge's music is rooted in both hardcore punk and heavy metal and they are considered one of the earliest and most influential metalcore bands." straight from the wiki.
>>661782 was right, you are gatekeeping faggots.

>>661782
>tfw I used to be a gatekeeping faggot when I was 14
good thing that shit only lasted me like a year, now I don't care and everyone should enjoy whatever they want

>>649597
this

Actual cooking focused stream holo. None of the meme haachana cooking. Actual step by step through fancy recipies.

A nun who has regular sermons.

>>647672
Holo EN in 3D when?

>>680023
>A nun who has regular sermons
Is this close enough to what you are looking for?
https://www.twitch.tv/prayersfromabigail

>>671661
>I have no idea how Cover will select EN gen 2 and not screw it up
The same way they selected gen 1. People were literally saying the exact same shit 6 months ago about how EN was definitely going to be full of trannies

the opposite of bitch kiara

>>647672
Autistic Military History Idol

>>662990
good for you then, your fucking leech tenshi is back.

Actually whatever designs streamers get the popularities will boil down to their own capabilities and personalities.
The amount of earnings and subs would have been the same even if the designs of Ame and Gura had been the other way around.
And giving some peculiar settings to their characters become meaningless in the end. Kiara no longer talks about her immortality (at least in some effective way), and Ina doesn’t make a use of Cthulhu at all. We need to talk about their personalities and personal skills rather than their gimmicks and designs.
I want some furry muppet girl who cuts her strings and falls down to the ground when she is in trouble.

>>647672
At least with Gura's success we are guaranteed at least one cunny and hopefully another flat chested Ina type
If they continue the "you need to actually have some kind of talent" requirement it filters out 95% of the mentally ill twitter trannies that will be applying.

>>680382
I still think EN gen 1 is a ticking time bomb, at least Kiara is. It takes one big event and one of the holos will "have to stand up for what is right, they can't be silent anymore".
Now with the increased popularity of hololive, there will be a lot who audition and can potentially slip through Cover's filter. It's just a matter of statistical probability until it happens.
Pic somewhat related to what I mean.

>>650744
Basically a female version of Bear Hugger from Punch-Out

>>665926
Funny you should say that.

>>680750

HoloEN talents are probably consantly held under a contract guilotine, if they pull something off like that, they're gonna get fucked

>>680750
Japs don't give a shit about virtue signaling and speaking for "what is right".

>>680750
Kiara and Ina have already been pushing for Tranny Shark and "first black VTuber".
It's only a matter of time before this house of cards falls down and we are reading twitlong after twitlong about how much they were """abused""" and """mistreated""".

>>647672
actual tomboy

>>661587
Get rekt metalboomer

>>667382
A vtuber d&d game is going to happen eventually, and if it's timed right it'll do numbers

a futa

>>682088
is Tranny Shark Artemis? At least she acts like one on twitter all the time so it wouldnt surprise me at all

>>667382
To be honest if theres ever a hololive dnd game they would probably go with 5e due to being the easiest edition to get into
and honestly there isn't really anything wrong with that, 5e is a great entry point

>>647672

Haato would be good En goodness. And good.

>>647672
snake person

>>682088
Realistically, shouldn't Cover fire, or at least ban Ina from any activities for the Artemis fiasco she took part in?

>>685699
Holy shit more of this please

>>685699
What fiasco?

One that isn't a complete retard. Seeing Gura play Papers, Please was physically painful.

>>686503
The game itself is shit

>>686813
I never said anything about the quality of the game, only the intelligence, or lack thereof, of the person playing.

>>647672
turbo autistic tomboy that plays gsg and builds minecraft computers
please

>>680750
literally no one would give a fuck about that other than 4chan

>>687533
actually the people who would care most are cover themselves. nobody is actually stupid enough to do it though because being in hololive is such a cushy gig

>>682178
>I'm a grown man
shameful desu

>>680750
Other agencies will be there to pick up the pieces

>>649597
Yeah, basically Botan but EOP and more right wing. Comfy Battlefield and HoI4 streams and insisting 2142 is superior to all modern Battlefields like a true autist.

Also I want a zealous crusader HoloEN. Like Saint Celestine from 40k or Sabre from Fate. Pure angry Tsundere energy and constant mission to crusade against infidels.

>>680750
I guarentee you Kiara is a couple years at most off from doing some dramatic Me Too bullshit. I really don't want woke shit infesting Hololive. So far the management have held firm on it. I watch VTubers to get away from real women constantly trying to get everyone to cut their dicks off. I just want one thing I can enjoy.

>>682468
>she

>>682832
Mori said she wanted to do World of Darkness. Hunter specifically on a stream. I would love for more groups to get away from DnD as it's overrated and shit. And it'd be cool seeing Hololive stars doing Exalted or Call of Cthulhu.

>>682832
Pathfinder or gurps is unironically better for new players who have never played a tabletop rpg before then 5e (which I assume is most holo members)
Only question is who would be stuck as DM/GM

A true sadist, I'm tired of being teased sometimes by Ayunda, Hoshinova or Kurokami and Anya on valentine's, I want a fulltime teaser.

>>658116
>simulation gamer
It's her time.

>>647672
i hope haachama makes it in with that amazing application of hers

>>647759
Drama would be amazing. A extremely political girl either far right or left who can't keep politics out of the way. A tranny. A non lolishota pedo. Someone obviously famous and controversial. a shit stirrer who fueds within hololive to launch herself. A far radical religious gimmick All of that would be perfect

>>689672
All of that but without the tranny. Cover shouldn't condone mental illness.

>>689988
I don't know, I think being extremely political to the point you have to talk about it all the time on the Internet should be considered mental illness.

>>648777
Thank you Anon. thank you.

>>650024
This but officially, like by her and on her channel, i wonder if she even likes that kinda music judging by hear super poppy idol stuff.

>>647672
Pokimane and Lilypichu

>>647672
A scotish catgirl loli

>>686813
wrong

>>647672
Dolphin girl
Seal girl
Bear girl

>>690198
>Bear girl

>>654281
Why doesn't this idea go out of my brain even after a day?
She must be happy surrounded by boy viewers (way) younger than her!!
>and when she says "girls like us", an awkward pause follows it among other ENs.

>>688701
Sadist but she knows you want to be uguu punished so she punishes with cold indifference instead.
>pls hurt me mommy uwu
>"No."

>>690048
I'm not mentally ill, sheeple.

>>681831
english homostar?

>>691106
Reine already does that with the "ara ara" if you want to be tortured, she didn't take a single bait of all the fics, instead saying "a-word".

A BARBARIAN GIRL. GIVE ME A BARBARIAN GIRL NOW!
I AM SO TIRED OF ASIAN WEAKLINGS.

>>691235
Hololive is embracing the babiniku market.
if they're not doing this for LGBT proofing, this makes me think they had to dig down really deep for gen1 and are losing faith that they'll find more talent that can keep up with what they have

>>691571
>losing faith that they'll find more talent that can keep up with what they have
Maybe that's what they thought considering hololive en gen 1 auditions were probably straight up garbage for the most part, but I think they'll probably get a lot of way better ones this time around considering the popularity gen 1 got

I WIL KILL YOU ALL IF I DON'T GET MY BARBARIAN GIRL. I WANT STRONG GIRL THAT CAN KILL AND BE STRONG. I WANT TO LISTEN TO HER WHILE I HUNT.
FUCK YOU! WESTERN GIRLS ARE ALL BARBARIANS IN HEART.
BARBARIAN STRONG, SAMURAI WEAK.

BARBARIAN GIRL NOW

I WILL PERSONALITY HUNT YOU DOWN YAGOO IF NO BARBARIAN GIRL.

I AM STRONG AND I WANT BARBARIAN STRONG GIRL IN MA EN.

iS MY ARGUMENTS CLEAR?

>>691743
>I AM STRONG
(lol

so basically we want
>feudal lord
>some type of war or army person even of a fictional country
>astronaut/space
>a certain wizzard with explosion magic
>barbarian girl
>something they dont have and would be original or close to original

>>652079
Why can't I get my milsim or mecha chuuba.
Maybe DCS, or heck, even FS2020 would be fine by me.

>>691981
>>barbarian girl
YES WE WANT A BARBARIAN GIRL.

>>691743
Ok bro, barbarian waifu it is. What kind of content will she to put out weekly? Does she do karaoke, drawing streams, play games, watch along movies with you? Is she the zatsudan kind? Or the creative, crazy experimental kind like Haachama? What does she do except being strong? More precisely, what do you WANT her to do? Cover might consider your idea if it's feasible but as I see it, it's not.

>>647672
Three Brits who talk about cars all day.

Honestly what's with all these people that want "an openly right wing girl"? Not only is that hilariously hypocritical and shortsighted, but the candidates are also a hundred times more likely to be either centrist or left leaning than right, be it socially or economically.

>>692540
we already have aqua who is a radical japanese nationalist anyway

>>660931
I though she was Spanish but apparently she is Pole living in Spain and very cute irl.
>>661254
She doesn't really pander to it though she did like one half assed oni-chan once and thats about it.
>>662304
Auditions have already been announced its not like we're just theorizing. In any case it will probably be fall/very late summer debut so 1st gen will have had about a full year.

>>692574
Wait, what?

>>692289
It would be pretty fun to see a barbarian-themed character stream Total War, Age of Empires, Mount & Blade, Imperator: Rome, live readings of Conan stories, and long-winded rants about sacking Rome. Amend the last one to LARPing as Rome if the barbarian is Frankish. As for watchalongs? Conan the Barbarian, Conan the Destroyer, and Yor: The Hunter from the Future, of course.

>>649597
Based

>>692982
>he doesn't know

>>655879
This, but she's from Quebec & an avid Canadiens fan

>>647759
Never gonna happen. Yagoo is following the AKB48 model while avoiding the pitfalls that they made, and as crazy AKB48 got it never had a tranny.

>>647672
Someone who produces Xeno Extermination ASMR from Stellaris

>>693178
I don't really watch much of Aqua or discussion surrounding her
If no one wants to say, also fine, but I'd be lying if I said I'm not curious

>>647672
Girls

>>693093
These niggas out there thinking there are any girls that play or like this shit

>One with huge badonkers, like seriously huge hahoogas
>One that has a very ugly western design and uses tts
>One that is a black tribal character with a drum and during karaoke she'd just beat it and sing one of those campfire songs
>one whose character can change gender at will to represent americans
oh and they all should keep making innuendos every 5 minutes and constantly giggle at them

>>649597
i can imagine the viccy 2 stream now:
Lets Colonize Africa UwU

>>647672
Gura popularized sharp teeth vtubers, I want a gap tooth loli

>>692417
Underrated.