/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

STICKING OUT YOUR GYATT FOR NERIZZLER

It means that Cover should let Bae do 3D dance streams so I my benis can erupt like Mount Vesuvius.

>>65449807
YOURE SO BIBOO TAX

>Should have clear goals set in their minds.
They had to spell it out because the hundreds of applicants can't figure it out by themselves

>>65450432
Well, yeah, they’re women.

>>65449807
>>65450082
I JUST WANNA BE YOUR MORI

>>65450432
>In detail, what kind of activities and goals do you want to fulfill as a VTuber?

>>65449807
GO NERISSA GO

>>65450882
Collab with homo

>>65449767
Erika please…

>>65450882
Completely destroying idol culture and erasing the wall that separates Hololive from Holostars

>>65449767
They may hire more whores or underqualified women for the sake of "experiment" in EN4

>>65449767
Someone that doesn't just do the following
>play games
>asmr
>draw
>sing

The vtuber market is saturated with all of that, cover wants something new and fresh that will bring more viewers

>>65450882
Ignore HoloJP collabs and drop out of them to collab with VWhorejos and NijiEns. Easy pass

>>65458120
> more whores or underqualified women
We already had Council for that. I don't think they'll try it again looking at how much of a waste that gen is

>>65458422
Nah holoEN needs more ASMR. Fauna doesn’t do them anymore and the only other choice is Mori. Everyone else’s ASMR is too infrequent even IF it gives good numbers VODs wise

>>65450882
>sucking oji-sans smelly dicks after board meetings

>>65458422
They need someone to fill the role of LA CREATIVIDAD. Hopefully, they will get a gen full of Kojimas

>>65449767
It means they can save her.
Holy shit, someone save her.

>>65458523
I agree honestly, and I can see that it would be a smart decision to get a dedicated ASMR chuba for EN4. My point is that hololive probably wants something more unique in the future. I would like to see someone play videogame challenges, randomizers and mods, but my guess is that any kind of modding has perm issues

>>65458661
kek

>>65458422
ok what else is there to stream? you want them to react to tick tock videos?

>>65459123
>making beats / sound design (you know music)
>making games
>coding autism

>>65458921
It was her choice to renew the Niji contract. Even if she didn't, she's not getting into holo, it's either vshojo or indie.

>>65459234
your an actual retard maybe not with the first one but those last 2 jesus fucking christ no one wants to watch that shit and if they did vtubers and streamers would all be doing it but they arent, you know why? because its boooooooooring

>>65449767
they're announcing Mori's non-stop exploration of my cock

>>65459123
Book/Story readings
Tabletop RPGs and other board games (In digital or physical format)
Theatre/improv
Programming/developing software
Music producing
Lyric composing
World building
Critique/Review (Of anything)
Speedruns
Hosting talk or game shows
Educative content of any kind


And if handcam streams were allowed:
Cooking
Building gunpla
Painting minis
Sculpting
Anything that's DIY
Gardening
Pet content

>inb4 no one would watch that

>>65459410
>because its boooooooooring

I was waiting for someone to say it,
no anon, its not boring, its just skill issue. You need to be very gifted but it is possible. Have you ever seen 3Blue1Brown or CodingAdventure?

>>65459512
>Educative content of any kind
Ollie tried this, I'm still yet to finish the calc stream
t. STEM student

>>65459234
>making games
>coding autism
Shiori is making a game with RPG Maker, and yes she also knows how to code. Unfortunately she doesn't stream it, well she did have one RPG Maker stream but she usually just updates us on how it's going. Should she stream it?

>>65459512
>inb4 no one would watch that
I would

>>65458523
Moris ASMR is frustrating. She is great at it but will randomly scream into the microphone to be le quirky. It sucks.

>>65459265
Spare me, Selen is overly qualified for Hololive.
>Mum homo collabs
Bae just blew up the ratt that Jap banned collabs between the girls and homos. Selen just needs to establish she'll do them early and not be full retard like Mori by dragging in other girls and there will be no problem.

>>65449767
they want more shiori or fwmc. they explore and are unique.

>>65449767
They want to find talented people instead of just ones that had big numbers on their PL

>>65459512
>Book/Story readings
Kronii's done that a few times at this point; she's complained that she can't get Little Prince perms since it's one of her favorites on more than one occasion.

>>65449767
>We are in search of unique dreams and hidden gems.
They want a full gen of FuwaMocos

>>65461147
isnt it in public domain?

>>65456721
Her gfe asmr already mogs Fauna's. This would be a great hire.

>>65461322
Depends where; some parts of the world say it is, but France and the US say otherwise, the former because the author was killed during wartime and thus has a special exception even if France is a EU member state, and in the case of the latter, the copyright usually expires roughly a little under 100 years past the initial copyright, so by those standards it doesn't qualify for that status universally until roughly around 2039 at the earliest.

>>65449767
Nothing, it's marketing buzzwords 101,

>>65459993
I really liked Shiori's travel video. Reminded me of a condensed solo version of Kiara and Reine's during and post vacation streams.
Fuck, what I really want is just more off-collabs in the EN space. I don't watch any clips of JP BESIDES their offcollab conversations. The California trip stories recently were great.

>>65461234
God I hope not. I respect their hustle but I cannot stand their fake voices and the shitty kayfabe. More power to you if you like them though.

>>65449767
>nijisanji en liver selen tatsuki stealth suspended
>hololive en rushes a round of auditions
omg, literally comehome.webp

>>65449767
they dont want dull one trick ponies
>>65449807
based

>>65463179
>We are in search of unique dreams and hidden gems.
And (you) think of Selen?
roru rumao

Thread full of seething 1views, nijisisters, and brown vtuber memes.

>>65456555
>>65457139
>>65458475
>>65458618
rent free

>>65458422
Yeah man, I also hate when vtubers stream. Worst shit in the world, ruining this hobby. All these fucking bitches out here streaming like it's what the hobby is actually about. Preach.

>>65449767
Reality: nepo hires

>>65458422
Convince yagoo to let me do 3D skateboarding and build a mini ramp in the studio.

>>65464085
She'll replace magni as the purple tempus

>>65465037
Isn't Nerissa the only one who could possibly be even vaguely considered a nepohire in advent?

>>65465614
Yes.
I still believe the retards here who'd occasionally talk about GGN girls got FuwaMoco hired, because no one was saying shit about them elsewhere. Well that and they're just talented in general and got passed up in Council because "MUH NUMBERS"

>>65466829
Their resume is stacked even ignoring their reputation here. Same with Shiori's resume, and Biboo's streaming pedigree.

>>65456721
I know "holo material" is overused, but she has that comfy seiso vibe, which could fit in holo, tender personality without a boom like Bijou or FWMC, I guess she is kinda like an energetic Fauna?

>>65458523
Management needs to actually do something. All of council should’ve been forced to sit down and practice ASMR.

Should be a requirement to join Hololive to be able to do it. It’s an audio based industry, they should be able to master it, both the control of their voice and proficiency with sounds.

>>65450432
Like half of en didn’t have real goals, half of id, and most of jp

>>65469358
Eat shit ASMR coomer. You should be grateful any of the girls are willing to feed your perversion at all.

>>65459410
There are streamers that do it and vtubers that do it. Luna sometimes do it