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SASUKE Edition

Previous Thread >>65370888

>Upcoming Stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-x6_8v4nnw
>Previous Stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5avZNPsVNPw

>Debut
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kttt7pb5o6I
>Shorts
https://www.youtube.com/@FUWAMOCOch/shorts
>Schedule
https://twitter.com/fuwamoco_en/status/1738841812964655135

>Twitter Spaces
https://archive.lytexx.dev/spaces/hololive/EN/fuwamoco_en/
>Unarchived Karaokes
https://pastebin.com/qedr9tde
>Songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yr1EI_jYBB8 - KAIBUTSU Cover
https://pastebin.com/KchRJHmN - TL of Fuwamoco's version of Kaibutsu
https://youtu.be/-wzgy7uTuSk Original Song - Lifetime Showtime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYNYhSsR8EE Advent Gen Song - Rebellion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYmZUh_YAq0 - Cute na Kanojo Cover
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9qgXaihce8 - Identity Cover
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXmrfsf9PMw - Cute Na Kanojo - Fuwawa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuvZmeVhqY4 - Cute na Kanojo - Mococo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8YflSQi1Vk - White Love (SPEED) Cover

>Merch
https://shop.hololivepro.com/products/startingvoice_fuwawaabyssgard
https://shop.hololivepro.com/products/startingvoice_mococoabyssgard
https://shop.hololivepro.com/products/hololiveen_advent_debut?variant=44013781188828
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololive_christmasvoice2023?variant=44256038912220
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololive_sportsfestival_voicepack?variant=44163472949468
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_advent_horrorvoicedrama

>Anime NYC2023 Appearances
https://pastebin.com/FwgaS3mT

>/baubau/ sings LTSM
https://twitter.com/Ruffian5000/status/1708479258354434288 (tweet contains a link to song only ver)
https://files.catbox.moe/ozlx6q.mp4 (intro+outro voices)
>FUWAMOCO VN & Anime list
https://pastebin.com/BGvNtvJ4

>Thread Template
https://pastebin.com/bgugZTcD

>> No.65378396

>>65378267
BACK WHAT DID I MISS

>> No.65378409

Fuwawa is pissed

>> No.65378417

no time...

>> No.65378427

wtf is this dude doing, talking to his friend so much

>> No.65378433

JUST GO YOU FUCKING RETARD

>> No.65378439

nahh the time gonna runs out

>> No.65378444

>Look at twitch stream on Holodex
>Commercial in progress
>Look at twitch stream on twitch
>No commercial

>> No.65378459

Fuwawa doesn't like men who are slow and don't know when to go..

>> No.65378462

SUPARASHU!

>> No.65378492
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65378492

RUFFIANS IT'S ALMOST OUR TURN

>> No.65378493
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fuwawa is drenched

>> No.65378505

ruffian ojisan on the telly

>> No.65378509

I had no idea the timer was a countdown timer
I thought it was tracking how long the contestant was taking to finish the course in case of ties

>> No.65378512
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65378512

>>65378459
fuwawa doesn't like people who there to screw around while everyone else give their best

>> No.65378514
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65378514

>>65378301
>tfw I have to get ready for work in an hour

>> No.65378530

>>65378338
I love mocobaachan!

>> No.65378529

>>65378509
the smartest ruffian

>> No.65378537

are you enjoying?

>> No.65378539

>>65378396
A retard taking too much time doubting himself, he ran out of time. Thats all. No remarkable commentary happened.

>> No.65378541
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65378541

SEND HIM YOUR ENERGY

>> No.65378548

>>65378373
>such a vulnerability does not exist at least in vlc and mpv
>he doesn't know

>> No.65378564

Is there an official way to be watching this without being JP?
FWMC aren't admitting to being filthy Japanese content thieves not contributing their 2 yen of advertisement value by watching this are they?

>> No.65378591

FAT OJII LET'S GOOOOO

>> No.65378593

SIKE!

>> No.65378594

>>65378564
yes, now take your meds.

>> No.65378607

TODOKANAIIIIIIIIIII

>> No.65378608

that dude did his best!

>> No.65378609

>>65378537
I've come to the conclusion that i dont like sasuke.

>> No.65378622

>>65378548
oh? you got a 0-day? otherwise post the cve

>> No.65378626

NOOOOOOO

>> No.65378630

did anyone else's audio cut off?

>> No.65378632

>>65378564
they're subscribed to cable tv that also have TBS channel
that's also where they watch their anime
watch stream

>> No.65378633

how come there's fat people in japan when all they eat is rice and fermented shit

>> No.65378640

The stream is muted

>> No.65378644

>>65378630
yeah, but just came back

>> No.65378645
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65378645

>>65378509
Wuffian...

>> No.65378652

>>65378630
Yeah, came back when the ojisan failed

>> No.65378653

Peak male performance

>> No.65378657
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65378657

Fuwawa is so wet...

>> No.65378660

perfect hair forever...
it's just not fair...

>> No.65378661

fucking kek

>> No.65378663

uh..

>> No.65378672

SEX

>> No.65378678

cute!

>> No.65378677

cute!

>> No.65378683

>>65378622
>posting my blackmail material
kek no

>> No.65378690

Sex...

>> No.65378704
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65378704

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.65378709

oh that chainsawman ed

>> No.65378719

shes gonna fail isnt she

>> No.65378721

I just saw rushia neko on the twitter feed thing on top

>> No.65378731

>>65378683
Ah, I see. You're just larping.

>> No.65378735

kawaii

>> No.65378736

holy shit it's the gerochu girl

>> No.65378737

Fuwawa owes me sex

>> No.65378740

FUCK CM

>> No.65378742

>>65378704
She's so fucking flat. Holy SEXO!!

>> No.65378745

Sausage 2023

>> No.65378747

>>65378719
>there's been no female winners

>> No.65378749

>>65378657
Is this really Fuwawa's type?

>> No.65378753

>>65378719
>tiny cutie
Yeah

>> No.65378755

>>65378622
wtf is a 0-day

>> No.65378761
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65378761

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CUTEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.65378778

>>65378731
ok glowies you won't catch me alive

>> No.65378784

Ano-chan LOVE!
https://litter.catbox.moe/vhtokj.mov

>> No.65378803

>>65378704
>>65378761
im sorry fuwamoco but i must... OSHIHEN!

>> No.65378804

>>65378755
you really gotta research a bit

>> No.65378816

>>65378761
she looks constipated
3dpd girls are ugly as shit

>> No.65378826

>>65378747
The last couple challenges seem impossible for women

>> No.65378831

>>65378755
0-days without misunderstandings

>> No.65378855

oh she got more time

>> No.65378856

Japanese girls are so skinny

>> No.65378862
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65378862

GANBATTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.65378869

UGLY AND SLOW CUNT
HOPE YOU TOUCH THE WATER
FUCK WOMEN

>> No.65378872

SEX

>> No.65378874

THATS A GIRL

>> No.65378877

>>65378856
I thought she was like 6 feet tall but it's apparently the other dimension

>> No.65378894

Tactical face plant

>> No.65378901

How many people compete in this usually?
Is this like some imperial tournament where every JP from the Ryukan village peasants, the Osaka Zaibatsu princes and average Tokyo salary-man all come from across the country to join, or is it just a select few types who are accepted to push views?

>> No.65378904

this isn't just a thigh gap, this is a thigh canyon. Eat something, woman!

>> No.65378910

no girls can clear the double dial.. shes doomed

>> No.65378911

her feet touch the water??

>> No.65378913

>>65378804
tech talk or 4chan?

>> No.65378923

SO SLOW HAHAHAHAHA
GET FUCKED BITCH
BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME

>> No.65378936

>>65378901
100
it seems any randos can get in?

>> No.65378955

She's too slow... I wanted to see her get wet at least...

>> No.65378957

No...

>> No.65378961

nooo chainsaw man ending 7 giiirl

>> No.65378992

I think there should be a penalty for cute girls who fail to clear the course.
Like they get gangbanged on the spot by all the guys that have cleared it.

>> No.65378996

>30s left
>still on diamond
RIP

>> No.65379001

ENTER
EXIT

>> No.65379011

HAHA

>> No.65379015

Is Sakuma in this?

>> No.65379020

>>65378901
I think they accept audition tapes then select a cast of 100 with a mix of celebs and people whose auditions made the cut

>> No.65379027

Why couldn't they just watch the real Ninja Warrior why do they try so hard to be Japanese

>> No.65379029

thank god they don't like kpop
fuck kpop and fuck regloss

>> No.65379028

>>65378913
tech but there's been a lot of talk about that in the recent years

>> No.65379032

EXIT
EXIT

>> No.65379034

I'm sorry Fuwawa
I'm sorry Mococo
I can't stay awake any longer I must sleep

>> No.65379036

>>65378992
the middle schoolers should just watch

>> No.65379044

>120s intro and backstory
>10s screentime
my sides

>> No.65379046

>>65379029
kek what the fuck did regloss do

>> No.65379047 [SPOILER] 
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65379047

sister...

>> No.65379054

Those Fuwawa noises

>> No.65379065
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65379065

So how long was this stream again?

>> No.65379066

>>65379015
the jjk villain? the VA or something?

>> No.65379074

all koreans look the same bruh

>> No.65379075

Why is that pool so fucking gross? It's just a hole in the ground they put water in

>> No.65379088

>>65379047
wait this would work better with fuwawa cause her eyes are already red

>> No.65379099
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65379099

>>65379065

>> No.65379128

>100 participants
>50% of the spots taken by B-rate backstreet boys
wtf get some more common men in here. Where are the Hokkaido fishermen and Tochigi farmers?

>> No.65379135

plasticface get fucked

>> No.65379140

>>65379036
lol

>> No.65379142

>I'LL CONQUER THE DRAGON GLIDAH
roru

>> No.65379150

>backstory
>flashback
>training montage
>"also pls buy my album"
>falls in dragon rider
kek

>> No.65379153

Do foreigners join this, or is it JP ethnic exclusive?
Can't help but think some tall white sporty guy would be clearing these pretty quick, though might get fucked on the rollers just from weight

>> No.65379155

>>65379065
don't refresh

>> No.65379163

>>65378755
Basically a software exploit that hasn't been reported to the software developers and are unknown to the public. If they are serious enough they are often sold to certain entities who keep them in their back pocket to use against their enemies, e.g. snowden.

>> No.65379170

let's go great teacher onizuka

>> No.65379176

>>65379128
tochigi farmers aren't allowed in such a low level contest

>> No.65379180

>>65379153
There is America Ninja Warrior champion showing up later i think

>> No.65379186

we lost to naked japanese men....

>> No.65379189

>>65379153
there was a white guy mixed in with the previous champions

>> No.65379202

>>65379128
we already got CHAINSAWMAN, common jijii, and average ruffians earlier ain't it?

>> No.65379208

who is the strongest ruffian?
he needs to participate next to impress them

>> No.65379212

>>65379153
If they do well on their countries version.
Daniel Gil (#92) beat America's, and Rene Casselly (#93) beat Germany's.

>> No.65379213

IS HE SASUKE

>> No.65379218

FUWAMOCO should apply for next year, they are going to be big enough

>> No.65379239

>>65379163
amazing and scary

>> No.65379245

>>65379153
Some of this shit seems kinda twink gymnast specific and the strength challenges are baby tier.

>> No.65379255

Who was the fastest so far? ULTRAMAN?

>> No.65379274

>>65379255
I don't remember anyone else winning after ULTRAMAN honestly

>> No.65379277

>>65379218
Only as Dilly dally though

>> No.65379285

>>65379153
>>65379180
https://www.tbs.co.jp/sasuke_rising/players/
yeah 92 and 93

>> No.65379287

lol fucking retard

>> No.65379290

everyone wants to do it with Fuwawa....

>> No.65379298

>>65379218
They should just play WipeOut for the Nintendo Wii with some other advent members.

>> No.65379299

the spin style points baka

>> No.65379307

THE SPIN

>> No.65379309

presenter-chan kinda cute...

>> No.65379316

RABBITO

>> No.65379326

Hot dogger

>> No.65379343

A FREAKING SPIN

>> No.65379344

Ok buddy nice win, max style points

>> No.65379352

oh shit this guy's a beast HE BE SHOWING OF N SHIT

>> No.65379354

Spin niggah is winning this

>> No.65379357

HOLY SHIT LOOK AT HIM GO

>> No.65379360

this guy...

>> No.65379371

How do I figure out where FWMC are compared to me, it's hard figuring out the sync when there is new challenges and people doing the challenges every 10 seconds to a minute

>> No.65379370

This guy is smurfing.

>> No.65379372

holy shit that was amazing

>> No.65379379

does Mococo like men who can show off??

>> No.65379384

Presenter's tits are making my dick feel things

>> No.65379389

>kakkoi
Moco-chan is wet...

>> No.65379393

>>65379371
no other way than paying attention to some specific moments they are reacting to

>> No.65379412

>>65379379
>>65379389
fuzzians it's over for us...

>> No.65379416

Was Arino ever in this?

>> No.65379419

>>65379379
If it's actually impressive and not just 30 push ups and the setting is right. Don't just be like hey look I can do a flip, I'm cool.

>> No.65379424
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65379424

what is going on

>> No.65379430

>>65379371
you can't really
I use migoboat and discord as really rough estimation and then paying really close attention to what they said to sync the last few second, but really unreliable

>> No.65379443

>>65379424
sex

>> No.65379444

>>65379412
So we're all going to japan and joining the spartan race next year, right?

>> No.65379450

>>65379412
I'm getting out my pullup bar right now, see you on Sasuke next year losers

>> No.65379471

I wonder how brutal the 2nd stage will be

>> No.65379484

Man with eyeliner! I love men with eyeliner!

>> No.65379485

this nigga is a clown please fail again

>> No.65379486

>>65379424
japanese sex

>> No.65379490

Who is this ultraman ruffians talk about?
Is he one of those elite dudes who just sprints the whole thing with zero stopping?

>> No.65379495
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65379495

FUWAWA SEX
I got the thing working but holy shit

>> No.65379499

>>65379066
NTA, but I think he means this Sakuma:
https://files.catbox.moe/fh7ktb.mp4

>> No.65379505

DETE KOI YO KORRA

>> No.65379510

Has a single woman passed stage 1? I didn't see any in the montage. Why even include them in a competition they can't do lol

>> No.65379516

>>65379485
>>65379484
Doesn't matter what they look like.
If they can clear it, they deserve it

>> No.65379519
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65379519

ENTER
NII-SAN

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my post

>> No.65379530

>>65379510
they put the weight challenge at the end to really filter them

>> No.65379547

TOSHIBA

>> No.65379555

>>65379516
i didnt say clown because of the makeup but because of his previous fails, it's funnier if he only comes to lose

>> No.65379557
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65379557

for the retards next year

>> No.65379561

>>65379523
KPOTD

>> No.65379570

>>65379530
none even made past the trapezoids

>> No.65379579

Never watched this type of show before, I'm surprinsingly invested.

>> No.65379596

That Netflix shit looks abysmal

>> No.65379598

>>65379557
>chromium

>> No.65379597

>>65379555
ok

>> No.65379607

>>65379419
Yeah, intentionally making fucking Sasuke more difficult takes a lot of balls.

>> No.65379618

>>65379557
>urban vpn that's leaked their customer data last year
>add to chromium

>> No.65379621

>>65379557
Thanks alot dickhead, now I've got 50 viruses, malware and my PC just blew up

>> No.65379629

Amazon advertises so much over there, wow

>> No.65379645

https://m.twitch.tv/akb48_taiwan_clubs

>> No.65379649

>>65379557
I followed this guide and was diagnosed with super AIDS the next day

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>>65379557
I rather install the malware instead

>> No.65379666

>>65379618
>customer data
>when i didnt even need to login
sometimes you retards really love to make drama out of everything

>> No.65379668

jesus to fail on that

>> No.65379673

>>65379570
I think the purpose of that thing is to get rid of women before they meet the strength challenge and it feels 'unfair'

>> No.65379683

Great now his mascara will run

>> No.65379696

>>65379666
>he didn't know
your browsing history is your customer data

>> No.65379708

clown in

>> No.65379714

>>65379666
satan is a fucking retard

>> No.65379729

how are FWMC watching this?
are they in Japan?

>> No.65379734

>The guy with the facepaint is actually the one who takes this seriously
cool

>> No.65379735

>>65379666
>when i didnt even need to login
kek, you're logged in
just not with password

>> No.65379746

>>65379729
they said Tver

>> No.65379748

>>65379666
>Calling others retarded
>While being a full blown retard

>> No.65379747

He's gonna break his leg again live for us

>> No.65379750

>>65379696
thanks for warning me. i didnt want them know i browse tver.jp/live/tbs

>> No.65379754

>>65379729
Of course, they are Japanese after all

>> No.65379766

shut up with vpn shit nobody cares

>> No.65379777

>>65379750
tver.jp isn't illegal

>> No.65379784

his leg is fucked :(

>> No.65379791
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>>65379666
extensions can do whatever the fuck they want with your entire OS after installation, thats even one of the excuses chrome have to end the current extension thing

>> No.65379792

>>65379729
same as the other place, there is a delay so is vpn

>> No.65379822

>>65379557
Thank you, I was in a pretty foul mood after not getting everything working right away, but this made me laugh really hard.
God, I hope zoomers aren't actually this stupid.

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>>65379750
you better not use that browser for anything else, then

>> No.65379841

LETS GO LETS GO HES DOING IT LETS GO

>> No.65379842

jesas
do your reps, wuffians

>> No.65379854

Damn...

>> No.65379869

it's bauver...

>> No.65379878

NOOOOOO

>> No.65379881

SOCIETY-KUN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.65379884

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NAKANAIDE :(

>> No.65379889

oh clown ojisan failed. shame
remember ruffians your body will make you pay if you abuse it

>> No.65379890
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65379890

>have vpn
>no idea what site to watch the show on

>> No.65379901

>>65379645
Thanks pero

>> No.65379909

The fuck are they crying for
the dude isn't dead

>> No.65379913

wait, what's his story

>> No.65379914

>>65379791
>can do whatever the fuck they want with your entire OS after installation
That's not true at all, browsers are sandboxed, you don't have access to the OS and the features such as reading data about what tabs you have open is something that has to be asked for. Though I do know most people don't pay attention to what permissions the extensions asks and that has been abused.

>> No.65379920

>That laugh
Truly, society has become a joke

>> No.65379923

>>65379729
Didn't you see their mario kart locale? You can't fake that.

>> No.65379924

Moco-chan…

>> No.65379929

>>65379890
scroll abit up retard

>> No.65379931

>>65379890
backread?

>> No.65379937

>>65379890
https://tver.jp/live/simul/lekbi0gi5l

you can turn off the vpn after it starts playing

>> No.65379941

>>65379909
He will be once he shows his face back in his village

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65379955

nooo....

>> No.65379962

>>65379941
So this too... is sasuke.

>> No.65379967

Who is this guy? Why is everyone so invested in him?

>> No.65379976

now this is good drama, no sob backstory crap like western

>> No.65379979

>female speed climber
finally a girl that will make it

>> No.65379987

Fuwamoco just made a gross mouth sound!

>> No.65379994

>>65379890
>>65379645

>> No.65379998

>>65379979
watch her got filtered by ZA ROLL

>> No.65380002
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65380002

soon we will show them the power of the west...

>> No.65380003
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>>65379914
the browsers are sandbox but the extensions are above that
its weird and fucked up
its extremally dangerous when they get hijack'd

>> No.65380006

THE GREAT VAGINAL HOPE

>> No.65380005

>>65379825
so does ublock anon whats your point
will you introduce me to gnu and stallman memes?

>> No.65380017
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65380017

>>65379979
dyrbi?

>> No.65380021

>almost hag
pain...

>> No.65380025

>>65379791
The reason they're switching to manifest 3 is because white people gave Google over to foul pajeets and they're trying to kill adblock at the browser level.

>> No.65380029

>>65380002
It's our time

>> No.65380033

>>65379979
twin diamonds filter every females

>> No.65380037

>>65380005
but do u trust urban vpn?

>> No.65380048

>>65380025
this

>> No.65380052

>That quick ass cam
Thanks japan

>> No.65380065

>>65380002
don't tell me the only western participant is a tranny

>> No.65380071

>>65380033
KNEEL
lol dragon glider

>> No.65380075

>>65380033
You were saying fuckface

>> No.65380081

>>65380017
lol

>> No.65380082

SHE ACTUALLY GET PAST TWIN DIA

>> No.65380083

>>65380037
i dont even trust this website what exactly do you want from me. you just need to turn it on for 5 seconds and delete it afterwards

>> No.65380090

Hahaha filtered

>> No.65380092

filtered by the dragon cock

>> No.65380097

climber-chan...

>> No.65380100

>>65379937
Thanks. I'm getting a box telling me a communication error has occured though - is that just me?
>通信エラーが発生しました。
>画面を更新するか、時間を置いて再度ご確認ください。

>> No.65380103

>>65380002
>that nose
is this guy a jew?

>> No.65380110

>>65380033
sorry but you have to kneel

>> No.65380111

>>65380052
It was a nice pan

>> No.65380117

>>65380065
he's a climber from what I recall. They all live in vans and look like hippies, it's okay

>> No.65380140

Cute

>> No.65380142

are these females or "females"

>> No.65380145

batto

>> No.65380147

>>65380083
yeh, that's what I'm saying
you better not use that browser for anything else before too
coz they can see the past data too

>> No.65380151

>>65380103
You really need to do your nose reps if you think that's a jew.

>> No.65380160

>>65380103
>Jew
>Athletic
Lmao

>> No.65380168

>>65380142
They're women, hence why they're failing

>> No.65380180

>>65380065
>tranny
You think everyone with long hair is a fucking tranny? Just because you're bald

>> No.65380185

are the rolls rng?

>> No.65380190

>>65380100
works on my machine
try the other TVer links from previous thread

>> No.65380198

>>65380185
it's weight filter

>> No.65380219

>>65380160
the hair too

>> No.65380229

>>65380100
just use this not that link
https://tver.jp/live/tbs
anon has a referal or some shit

>> No.65380231

>>65380100
on mullvad i got that when i connected to the server in osaka, then i switched to tokyo and it was good

>> No.65380237

I love Japan, period.

>> No.65380242

why don't FUWAMOCO have any live translators?

>> No.65380246

>>65380100
I just refreshed a couple time for that

>> No.65380261

how bad is the m3u8 stream delay?

>> No.65380266

>>65380242
they're asleep

>> No.65380265

Ojisan representing the rufferans

>> No.65380272

>>65380242
but they dont need to have one because they mainly use eigo?

>> No.65380282

>>65380242
it's fucking 4AM, after 5 hour stream, everyone dead

>> No.65380283

OH SHIT LETS GO

>> No.65380297

>>65380242
I want to watch SASUKE with them, sorry. Will LiveTL the JP zatsu

>> No.65380304

>>65380242
this is a pain in the ass to live translate given they are responding to japanese in a show... like should you translate the parts they respond to? also still hard for me when Japanese is overlapped like that

>> No.65380310

>snowman
hey it's THAT group with THAT guy

>> No.65380313

>>65380272
IRyS has a few and she self translates most of the time

>> No.65380317

>>65380242
Honestly they arent saying anything particularly interesting. The last thing of note was the manga thing.

>> No.65380318
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65380318

The west shall soon rise with the blazing sun over Japan

>> No.65380321

>>65380242
cause sasuke is entertaining.

>> No.65380327

>>65380297
Thanks Andy

>> No.65380335

>>65380313
irys mainly uses JP ;^)

>> No.65380348

>>65380242
in this stream in particular it's pretty simple react content and their vocab isn't that advanced

>> No.65380356

ok i need a break this is starting to give me a headache

>> No.65380358

the fuck is this

>> No.65380364

>>65380318
>WARRIO
WTF, HE REAL!?!

>> No.65380372
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65380372

twitch moment

>> No.65380377

>>65380242
I'll do it for you:
>[EN] oh?
>[EN] huh?
>[EN] woaaaah!
>[EN] do your best!
>[EN] un un!
>[EN] nooo
>[EN] is he okay?
repeat

>> No.65380379

>>65380318
Damn moot's perm lookin fire

>> No.65380396

why is there a nigga in toshiba

>> No.65380410

it's gonna last for 3 more hours right?

>> No.65380413

>>65380310
stop
is funny like that

>> No.65380421

>>65380410
2

>> No.65380438

how many fucking people are left

>> No.65380454

>>65380438
12

>> No.65380456

>>65380438
12

>> No.65380486

oh no... bad luck

>> No.65380488

WTF THEY ARE THE ONES DELAYED NOT MINE

>> No.65380534

Lui-ne collabed with a man yesterday, I don't like her anymore

>> No.65380549

why do I recognize the name snow man?

>> No.65380572

Wasn't this guy in Yakuza?

>> No.65380586

>>65380549
because of catalogfags

>> No.65380599

>>65380572
it's the boxer delinquent from Lost Judgement innit

>> No.65380604

>>65380534
wrong thread
>>65380549
One of them fucks a somewhat popular vtuber on the side

>> No.65380607

>>65380549
suisei yab

>> No.65380643
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65380643

my heart...
I LOVE FUWAMOCO

>> No.65380652

>>65380604
wrong thread my ass faggot fuwamoco likes her and that's a problem

>> No.65380654

>>65380607
so if I clear the twin diamonds, I can have sex with Suisei, is what you're saying?

>> No.65380668

wait, what prompted that
just back from watering the flour

>> No.65380682

>>65380607
Ah. That.
That's not the same guy though so how many male idols are snow men?

>> No.65380683

We're almost up, gaijin bros

>> No.65380685

>>65380668
for some reason they keep losing audio on their stream?

>> No.65380698

>>65380668
Are you a baker?

>> No.65380707

>>65380652
they also like fucking mori

>> No.65380721

>>65380643
don't post this

>> No.65380753

>>65380685
oh, my tver also losing audio at that part I thought it's just me kek

>>65380698
I'm just a barker sorry

>> No.65380794

>>65380685
The main stream is muting some parts
idk the reason sorry

>> No.65380809

i really wonder what the fuck is that ad that they're talking about

>> No.65380847

Speaking of socks, as a feet enjoyer Fuwawa having that one fishnet is so fucking hot.

>> No.65380857

the no males machine is funny

>> No.65380859

How come they never have to get up to piss

>> No.65380863

I have no proofs but I have zero doubts that Fuwawa cracks up sometimes at my comments but finds them slightly too dodgy to read

>> No.65380867

>>65380652
>Ryushen
>Male

>> No.65380871

>>65380809
been waiting for it, never seen it

>> No.65380872

>>65380847
yes it's always brought up here by people with taste

>> No.65380874

I keep getting AO wine, Mario Party, and Zelda ads
I want the cats

>> No.65380889

>>65380871
i just keep having the nintendo switch riajuu ads and the king gnu x kaiji ad

>> No.65380894
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>>65380809
neko CM?
I think it's this one

>> No.65380903

>>65380534
I went and looked and all I saw was a collab with choco and ryushen. Both of them are women because they both have vaginas. Ryushen says she's genderless, but that shouldn't matter.
In fact, if ryushen counts as a male collab, then that would mean you'd be fine with Fuwamoco collabing with a MTF trans person, right? Didn't think so.

>> No.65380910

>>65380859
they both wear a diaper

>> No.65380911

>>65380859
I'm there under the desk, I've had 3 drinks so far this stream all fuwawa water

>> No.65380916

>>65380794
BGM permissions autism, I would assume. The laws don't just apply to vtubers after all.

>> No.65380919

>>65380859
Because they have my mouth.

>> No.65380925

>>65380859
I'm down there drinking it all up

>> No.65380928

I have no proof but I have zero doubts that Fuwawa gets off when she reads my comments

>> No.65380941

>>65380894
no the weird one that they don't like

>> No.65380968

DRAGON GLIDA DA

>> No.65380986

>>65380916
I've noticed that Japanese television will just throw in the avengers theme and shit like that whenever they feel like.

>> No.65380990

>>65380859
Maybe they dont drink too much. I dont ever go to the bathroom when they're streaming.

>> No.65380992

ENTER THE GAIJINS

>> No.65380995

>>65380968
kek

>> No.65381008

If mr sasuke fails im closing the stream

>> No.65381012

How the fuck is he 42, lol? He looks 25. What the fuck.

>> No.65381020

Why is there some japanese dude in the chat talking about m3u8

>> No.65381022

the faggot time

>> No.65381026

he lost but he got fuwawa wet
so who is the real winner here

>> No.65381035

AMERICAN JAPANESE AMERICAN NINJA WARRIOR

>> No.65381036

Black Ship!

>> No.65381038

>SASUKE 2024
>balding fat oji-san appears on stage
>FUWAMOCO DAISUKI BAU BAU
>fails on the first obstacle

>> No.65381052

the curly hair guy is 100% a jew

>> No.65381056

>gaijin
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.65381059

>Doitsu
auf geht's, fürs Vaterland du Lappen!

>> No.65381061

The gunboats have arrived

>> No.65381064

>>65381038
kino

>> No.65381071

What a weird voice

>> No.65381075

>>65381020
weird place to do it but some of those m3u8s are provided officially by the channels, so not illegal

>> No.65381082

He's doing it!

>> No.65381087

>anon shit post
>he is jewish
lal

>> No.65381099

>>65381012
asians who dont drink or smoke look pretty young

>> No.65381100

he makes it look so easy

>> No.65381104

USA USA USA USA

>> No.65381114

Do the whites get to skip the rollers at the start, or did they just not show that?

>> No.65381115

UWAAAAA GAIJIN SAN NUMBER 1 MADE IT

>> No.65381117

USA USA USA USA

>> No.65381119

His girlfriend is pregnant. It's a rare sight on Japanese tv.

>> No.65381125

>>65381099
and then it all hits at once around mid 50s

>> No.65381130

>german
>suddenly commercial

>> No.65381136

AD FROM OUT OF NOWHERE FUCK THIS

>> No.65381143

>>65381114
Ads are super important

>> No.65381142

you guys know any youtube alternative that can delay livestreams? Much appreciate

>> No.65381145
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timing

>> No.65381148

dude almost ran out of time LOL

>> No.65381158

THE FUCKING AD FUCK OF GO GOGOGOGOOGOGOGOGO WHO THE FUCK PUTS AN AD HERE

>> No.65381161

I didn't realize there was a Ninja Warrior Germany. How many other countries is Sasuke in now?

>> No.65381164
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65381164

WHY THE FUCK ARE THE ADS THERE?

>> No.65381172

>>65380809
Probably something that only plays if you have some kind of 18+ content option enabled on your profile. We all just made our accounts so we don't get it, but they use their account to look at girls in swimsuits all the time.

>> No.65381178

>>65381142
Enhancer for YouTube allow you to go back on live stream

>> No.65381186

>>65381038
I want to see this. Maybe someone from here can apply.

>> No.65381188

>>65381114
Cut for time so they can add some backstory for a guy that fails at the rollers

>> No.65381195

>nippon tv is 80% ads

>> No.65381204

>>65381142
I mean you can go to inspect element -> network tab -> type in the search bar for m3u -> copy and paste it into vlc or mpv. That's what I'm doing for the tver stream.

>> No.65381206

>>65380859
Ask them in a SC

>> No.65381208

>>65381186
>yells bau bau on approach

>> No.65381226

they keep drinking water but where does it go?

>> No.65381225

>>65381148
America-san is too buff. Gotta hope stage 2 is more strength oriented

>> No.65381234

>>65381125
better than looking like shit at half that age, if you ask me

>> No.65381236

>>65381206
>>65380859
diapers!

>> No.65381239

>>65381226
my mouth

>> No.65381257

>>65381226
they drink each other's pee

>> No.65381262

>>65381161
We had one here in Australia but it was canned in 2022

>> No.65381269

OK enough with the ads what the fuck

>> No.65381281

>>65381234
without a doubt

>> No.65381290

>>65381269
The advertisements are the obstacle course for the viewer.

>> No.65381299

SUPERIOR GERMAN RACE

>> No.65381302

It was hilarious how Americaman just bullied through that rotating shit

>> No.65381308

holy fuck, Deutschland is ripping the course apart!

>> No.65381309

Holy i kneel

>> No.65381310
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65381310

>>65380859
they sweat a lot
I saw some soldier saying that it was funny to drink gallons of water and never pee
fwmc is this tier everyday in their cramped room

>> No.65381316

>43 secs left
he is fast

>> No.65381319

this is why they don't let many gaijins in

>> No.65381327

43.2 phew lad

>> No.65381340

ARYAN RACE

>> No.65381341
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65381341

THIS GUY IS A FUCKING MONSTER

>> No.65381345

AXISBROS WE ARE GOING TO WIN
WE JUST NEED AN ITALIAN

>> No.65381350

LAST UNS GEHEN

>> No.65381360

>>65381302
Tank build.

>> No.65381374

I KNEEL GERMANS

>> No.65381379

>>65381341
apparently he's a circus artist

>> No.65381385

Mr Fraud...

>> No.65381388

was Germany-san the fastest run so far?

>> No.65381393

How many JP women decided they want a white bf after seeing that 43?

>> No.65381400

SHAMEFUR

>> No.65381407

you are too old ojitan

>> No.65381411

Oji-san...

>> No.65381418
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65381418

ojisan....

>> No.65381420

harakiri now

>> No.65381424

RIP Ojisan

>> No.65381429

>>65381388
there was that one speedy nigga earlier that had a bit more than 40 seconds left but i don't remember really well so it's between krautbro and that one jp dude

>> No.65381435

If you don't put your feer in the middle of the rollers to prevent them for spinning you are fucked even if you are good

>> No.65381442

>that fucking first barrier is a noob trap

>> No.65381443

This a young mans/gaijins game, old man

>> No.65381448

>>65381393
The white German bf?
Ich

>> No.65381451

YMD!

>> No.65381469

YOU BETTER GET TO THE END MR SASUKE IM BEGGING YOU

>> No.65381481

>>65381448
wtf ich habe das geschrieben

>> No.65381482

time for tears

>> No.65381491

they get the animu backstories from here

>> No.65381492

>failing at your own game
Lame

>> No.65381496

>>65381302
yeah, he just pushed THEM out of the way instead, I noticed that too, lol.

>> No.65381499

This guy carrying the ashes of his mother around like that?

>> No.65381512

>Slips on the first obstacle

>> No.65381518

OH NIGGA FUCK OFF

>> No.65381533

CM KITAAAA

>> No.65381537

fuck you commercials

>> No.65381540

Ads hate!!

>> No.65381552

CM YAMEROOOOOOOO

>> No.65381550

>>65381499
he knows if he falls in the water, his mother's ashes are gone forever

>> No.65381566

>>65381469
He's not supposed to win, he's a legend from the past but people of course want him to do his best

>> No.65381568

fuwawa wants to sit on donuts

>> No.65381574

>Japanese commercial watchalong ft Sasuke 2024
Thanks Fuwamoco very cool

>> No.65381581

>>65381038
>Mococo Chad zoomer clears first stage with ease
>BauBau

>> No.65381589

>>65381499
gonna be sad if it get soaked in the water

>> No.65381592
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65381592

>sawatte
>petan
wtf are they talking about

>> No.65381594

>>65381568
now mococo is trying to sell the flattened donutes

>> No.65381596

>>65381550
What a dick, I hope she haunts him

>> No.65381608

I would not mind the ads if i didn't have the 4 same ads since the fucking start

>> No.65381612

>mocotyan sits on the donut to make it flat and eat them
FUCK MY PENIS

>> No.65381617
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65381617

I fucking hate this fag so much

>> No.65381626

oh they actually translated it
I was about to schizo

>> No.65381627

i would buy those donuts...

>> No.65381632

i am the donut btw

>> No.65381634

>4 hours of ads with a hint of Sasuke 2023
I now remember why I don't watch TV.

>> No.65381652
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65381652

FLATTENED DONUT BY MOCOCO'S MASSIVE JIGGLY ASS

>> No.65381656

i just realized i had their stream turned off for 1 hour
lol i didnt even care and just watched sasuke

>> No.65381660

imagine the smell

>> No.65381670

>>65381634
its the first time i've seen ads in many years, jesus christ how do people stand them

>> No.65381675

He's going too slow please mr sasuke don't do this to me man

>> No.65381694

>>65381656
based sasuke enjoyer

>> No.65381698

not going to make it...

>> No.65381705

its over ojitan bros

>> No.65381707

>finally synced up with fwmc
Not sure how that happened but dog bless

>> No.65381708

>went as far as the women

>> No.65381724

>>65381656
I've been ad free for years, it's honestly kinda odd
At least I get piss breaks which is something I'm not used to

>> No.65381733

his son made it at least :(

>> No.65381738

>>65381707
thats what i was thinking, finally

>> No.65381749

>>65381708
One elite woman made it past the dia

>> No.65381755

NAGANOOOOO

>> No.65381766

Twin diamonds ate up yet another victim, a legend too...

>> No.65381773

>>65381724
I am retarded, for >>65381634

>> No.65381792
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65381792

if he was a little fatter this would be fuwawa's ideal type

>> No.65381807

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.65381808

What a fail

>> No.65381819

well....

>> No.65381821

Holy shit they called him THE GOD of SASUKE

>> No.65381834

I hate seeing the Oji sans fail

>> No.65381836

NAGANOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.65381839

not a single obstacle...

>> No.65381841

He did that as a joke right?

>> No.65381846

Too much grippy spray

>> No.65381847

ok that was funny

>> No.65381848

Dove straight into the depths of failure

>> No.65381856

Not like this ojisan bros...

>> No.65381861

Kwab

>> No.65381863

not nagano....i'm mad now

>> No.65381866

Too much bulk on top for those ankles.

>> No.65381887

At least he's smiling

>> No.65381891

Was he the guy that sprawyed adhesive on his feet?

>> No.65381896

Time is a cruel mistress.

>> No.65381903

>>65381846
Wanted to be spiderman

>> No.65381905

>>65381841
that was the test run, yes

>> No.65381912

>>65381891
yeah he sprayed too much

>> No.65381918

so are those last five just former Sasuke winners or still random?

>> No.65381925

stage 2 when

>> No.65381928

Imagine finishing the course and getting no screen time

>> No.65381930

This stream is so nice paired with slow day at work between christmas and new year

>> No.65381941
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65381941

we are going to watch this kino next year right?

>> No.65381942

nice build

>> No.65381953

>>65381896
Joints get it the worst

>> No.65381965

This continues into the next levels straight away right?
Another more difficult version with more eliminations?
How many more levels are there?

>> No.65381966

>>65381941
holy shit takeshi is old, also i hope so

>> No.65381972

Fuck off Mr Sasuke you loser!

>> No.65382001

>>65381941
They all look evil

>> No.65382004

>>65381918
The put the high placer regulars towards the end of the stage, yeah

>> No.65382007

YUSUKE IS MY SASUKE OSHI GO GO GOGO OGOGOGOGOGGOGOGOGOGOGOOOOOOOOOOO MY ENGINEER

>> No.65382011

>>65381941
Is that Julius Caesar(forma de ojisan)?

>> No.65382039

>>65381965
No it continues into some more commercials, with a couple of competitors shown then more commercials with some commercials in between those commercials.

>> No.65382066

LETS GOOOOOOOOOO THE PROTAGONIST OF SASUKE MORIMOTO YUSUKEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.65382069

>>65380229
>>65380231
>>65380246
None of those worked so I guess I'll sit this one out. Thanks for the help though, I guess surfshark just stinks

>> No.65382071

The german guy and ultraman are my picks

>> No.65382072

what time is in northwest passage right now

>> No.65382081

#100 is a software engineer BTW

>> No.65382089

>>65382072
4am

>> No.65382096

>>65382072
4 am

>> No.65382100

now its the REAL sasuke

>> No.65382103 [SPOILER] 
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>> No.65382121

the difficulty level really goes up

>> No.65382126
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imagine if a gaijin won sasuke lmao
they are going to rig it like the ONE championship

>> No.65382136

I'm sorry bros I think I can't beat this round

>> No.65382146

Those chuckles from Fuwawa makes me think she's liking this guy's physique

>> No.65382153

Those years climbing up the walls of your hallway pay off

>> No.65382162

damn that was good

>> No.65382174

this one looks way harder

>> No.65382187

Wait, is this the inspiration for the holo sports festival games? This really reminds me of the relay race

>> No.65382202

i need an ad to go pee please TBS-san

>> No.65382201

fuwawa is showing her powerlevels again.....

>> No.65382212

>>65382126
qrd

>> No.65382218

fuwawa wants to make it very clear that she is not paying attention to the fundoshi

>> No.65382220
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Fuwawa do love fundoshi

>> No.65382226

JOBBER

>> No.65382233

>>65382103
hot
finish this

>> No.65382237

He's only 14??????

>> No.65382239

Who's dropping off the corn roll
Oh wait he just fucking did hahahah

>> No.65382246

That shit is hardcore

>> No.65382251

>"HE'S 14? ZAMN"

>> No.65382260

>>65382237
15

>> No.65382265

>>65382121
Allowing women to participate in this really seems cruel. There's no fucking way they can hang.

>> No.65382276

>Roller in first round rigged against fatties causing it to roll when they step on them
>Roller in second round rigged against small people and people with high mass so they cant wrap their arms around or get thrown away with greater force
>Only tall twinks are allowed to win
Why did they make it this way?

>> No.65382277

>>65381178
and which option is it? Because i dont see one that mentioned rewind

>> No.65382278

>>65382212
its MMA in japan. i think it was a thailander who was about to win but they had to force a time extension because they wanted the japanese to win when it was obvious that the thailander was beating this shit out him

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no wonder they dont like chocolate
too much japanese cm

>> No.65382285

>>65382174
I think America-bro got good chances brute forcing this, provided he can swim. My money's still on Krautbro. Looking forward to how they'll rig it, not a chance a gaijin is winning this

>> No.65382287

>>65382265
No women made it and it has been this way for more than 20 years

>> No.65382289

>Fuwawa fundoshi art inbound

>> No.65382292

>>65382265
They can hang themselves easily though.

>> No.65382302

>>65382265
I saw a woman from the American version do pretty well on the pull up jumps

>> No.65382309

oh shit Shin-chan
that shit still exists?

>> No.65382312

>>65382277
refresh page then just press backward button for a 5 second rewind each time or hold for abit more

>> No.65382321

>>65382281
japanese cum?

>> No.65382342

>>65382302
>woman

>> No.65382350

>>65382309
PARTY PARTY

>> No.65382362

>>65381656
>using the fuwamoco thread to say you don't watch fuwamoco
nice board

>> No.65382363

>>65382285
I put my money on the 2-times-winner software engineer, he was very technical and his execution was good

>> No.65382364

>>65382187
Anon, have you never seen an obstacle course before?

>> No.65382366

please no fuwawa fundoshi my balls would exploid....

>> No.65382378

>>65382277
ops ment left button to skip back and right for forward

>> No.65382379

>>65382309
Yeah, and doujin made me want to fuck the mother.

>> No.65382380

>>65382265
It's important to let them try, but new media seriously underplays the physical differences between men and women.

>> No.65382399

WHAT A FUCKING MONSTER

>> No.65382402

these nigga must be swimming in japanese pussy

>> No.65382410

the kid was raised to win sasuke

>> No.65382413

>>65382364
Not ones with swimming boxes and reverse treadmills

>> No.65382417

>>65382285
Americabro has no chance. He's too much of a brute. German has a bit of one.

>> No.65382424

>>65382402
Can't even swim in water

>> No.65382435

>he is dead
welp

>> No.65382452

should have put more time into swimming

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ah fuck that was a shame
he needed to do his swim reps

>> No.65382455

>>65382342
Oh that's all woman
https://youtu.be/SymTKifkIMY?si=2KAmpaMhMGN2OgpV

>> No.65382464

>>65382402
Famous last words

>> No.65382473

HE FUCKING DROWNED
They killed a 15 year old!

>> No.65382493

>snow man
AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEE NOT LIKE THIS HOSHIYOMIS

>> No.65382496

lol ultraman so good they didn't even show his performance

>> No.65382498

>>65382473
those bastards!

>> No.65382505

>>65382417
Gil definitely isn't just a brute. He got Total Victory on ANW. He's great at all the climbing stuff.

>> No.65382510

Are the second stage challenges concealed? He probably never thought they'd have him fucking swim lol

>> No.65382523

poor fuawawa and her fear of fire

>> No.65382530

How the fuck does swimming work? I still haven't managed to figure that shit out even as an adult when teaching myself, it's like the human body just refuses to let you propel yourself but then there's some fags who make seemingly the exact same motions and immediately glide like dolphins

>> No.65382547

I hope this inspires a lot of fanart, especially with Moco-chan struggling on obstacles, while Fuwawa backseats from the sideline

>> No.65382551

>>65382505
He just seemed on such a lower level finesse-wise to the JP contestants and even his german counterpart.

>> No.65382555

>>65382530
sometimes body matters but its all about form

>> No.65382569

>>65382530
legs and proper technique

>> No.65382572

Ruffians never sleep

>> No.65382573

How many black people made it through the swimming part on the american version?

>> No.65382576

>ike ike ike ato sukoshi
SEX WITH MOCOCO
SEX WITH FUWAWA

>> No.65382581

>>65382530
just, like, clench your buttocks or something

>> No.65382590

>>65382530
Two steps
1) Be white
2) Have parents that care about your development
They'll teach you how to swim from an early age. If you want to get really good at it, progress from there.

>> No.65382594

>>65382569
>legs
lol no its all about the arms. legs only matter during wall kicks

>> No.65382609

>>65382573
0, they all drowned live on national TV

>> No.65382613

Fuwamoco prefer daughters..

>> No.65382617

>>65382530
Legs and arms propel your ass forward. Scoop the water.

>> No.65382618

>>65382594
the wall boost will get you the medal anon

>> No.65382624

>>65382530
it's just about proper form. take a trainer for a lesson or two if you want to get it right, also practice legs and arms separately at the start to get the technique down

>> No.65382630

FuwaMoco want puppies

>> No.65382633

Based pops

>> No.65382634
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>>65382530

>> No.65382641

>>65382613
They said they would rather have another sister than a brother

>> No.65382662

>>65382618
you are right. but anon was talking about casual swimming

>> No.65382661

>>65382613
so like every woman

>> No.65382681

>>65382634
I forgot about this based gif.

>> No.65382690

japs and their ad timing man

>> No.65382695

that ojisan is literally me except for having a family

>> No.65382697

Thank god we get more ads. I was getting bored.

>> No.65382698

fuck off

>> No.65382702

>>65382662
casual swimming is for faggots

>> No.65382709

The commercial timing cracks me up

>> No.65382715

>>65382530
homie anon...

>> No.65382721

>>65382530
all the arms and legs movement translate into movement forward by scooping or moving the water

>> No.65382739

>>65382312
>>65382378
this doesnt work for me but other buttons from keyboard at enhancer keyboard shortcut are working. Dk man i gave up

>> No.65382755

When fuwamoco speak in japanese I no longer like them

>> No.65382786

holy kino

>> No.65382788

GO OJIISAN GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.65382791

what a beast

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I wonder why they get so many lewd ads

>> No.65382794

can't belive John Hernia did it

>> No.65382795

is it me or their lifting form is shit?

>> No.65382805

When fuwamoco speak in japanese I love them more

>> No.65382811

I like when Moco chan cries

>> No.65382843

Heartwarming

>> No.65382849

banker bro nooooooooooooooo

>> No.65382871
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if i imagine that "hug roller" to be fuwawa i can absolutely do this

>> No.65382879

when fuwamoco speak i hate that i love them

>> No.65382880

did ultraman lose when i wasn't looking at the start?

>> No.65382885

OMIGOTO CLEAR

>> No.65382887

Who are the winning dudes who get their whole round skipped?
Are they just random peasants without backgrounds so considered not worthy showing them playing?

>> No.65382896

>>65382572
I unlocked the secret technique: UBERMAN.
I wont miss any stream.

>> No.65382903

them cutting all these 2nd stage ones feels weird when they spent so much time on the first stage

>> No.65382914

>>65382880
they did a digest version of his win

>> No.65382926

>>65382914
oh thank you based

>> No.65382932

>>65382896
have you actually achieved this ultimate sleeping tech

>> No.65382938

>>65382903
Not enough drama clearly.

>> No.65382948

Dammit I wanted to see the gaijin

>> No.65382955

the german guy is a fucking machine

>> No.65382958

GAIJIN PAWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.65382969

>>65382903
it's not about the competition but the entertainment they can draw for it, kinda shit but that's tv for you

>> No.65382973

>なんで日本語発音でダニエルって言えるのw
lol

>> No.65382978

OJISAN IKE IKE

>> No.65382979

there's no way they're letting a gaijin win this

>> No.65382984

>the gaijings with 10 and 15 seconds to spare
>runs completely cut to the last obstacles
they hate that we're winning bros

>> No.65382987

Joined just now, QRD? and how much delay is on the twitch stream?

>> No.65383000

>>65382903
it would appear mococo agrees

>> No.65383013

what the fuck? is that log horizon music???

>> No.65383016

i cant do those pullups....

>> No.65383017

>>65382973
FWMCはほぼ日本人から

>> No.65383020

>>65382973
kek

>> No.65383041

>>65382987
around 5 seconds, i gave up looking for ways to sync it

>> No.65383049

>45
maybe i still have chance.....

>> No.65383050

a lot of them made it to 3rd stage jesas

>> No.65383056

>>65382987
I think twitch is about 15 seconds behind FWMC if you have no buffer time on them, so youll have to pull them back a bit

>> No.65383062

>>65383041
baucord sync

>> No.65383087
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>intended to watch Sasuke with FWMC
>ended up closing their stream because of the overlap of talking from them and the Sasuke stream
>Now it's a watchalong with /baubau/
Heh

>> No.65383088

YUSUKEEEEEEE UOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.65383093

At this point they are going to cut the third stage too cause there's only 30 minutes left

>> No.65383118

Fuwamoco wish ruffians were this muscular and cool too, right?

>> No.65383129
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jesus christ, this one is tough

>> No.65383132

thats fucking insane

>> No.65383133

jesus fuck you need that pussy fingering strength for this

>> No.65383138

this shit is impossible

>> No.65383154

>>65383118
I-Im doing my reps

>> No.65383158

my grip strength...

>> No.65383162

you need magnus mitbo levels of fingers for this

>> No.65383161

>>65382973
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pW4AiEqKGto

>> No.65383163

There are more people watching this watchalong than there were Sakura wars... Which reminds me. Sakura wars has been dropped hasn't it...

>> No.65383165

>>65383129
I will train this relentlessly to impress Fuwamoco with my fingerstrength next year

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>>65383118
Mococo? Yes. Fuwawa loves fat balding ojisans (me).

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you can do the third stage, right ruffians?

>> No.65383178

>>65383118
i'm actually doing my reps and it's going very nice! i put fuwamoco in my earphones sometimes and it motivates me a lot

>> No.65383186

>>65383129
I don't think the big Ameribro is making it through that bullshit.

>> No.65383188

The only gripping I need are Fuwawa's leglock around my hips

>> No.65383196

>>65383138
It's not. You just need to be asian-sized. I'm white but snack-sized and can do really silly things like this.

>> No.65383209

>>65383167
peak ojisan is fat balding and muscular

>> No.65383221

i was afk for a while, did they show the two westerners while i was gone? if so, how hard did they mog the japs

>> No.65383225

>>65383186
wasn't one of them a climber? that challenge is made for them

>> No.65383226

>>65383179
no with those pawns lol

>> No.65383232

>>65383179
Good joke sonny

>> No.65383236

>>65383118
No joke I wanna sign up for some kind of competition, I used to be insane with gym stuff but fell off, the one thing that made me go back was some weeb con sports competition
Now I'm sitting here with no motivation to get /fit/ other than being attractive one day which isn't much of an immediate motivator, some competition with a date I can train for would be great

>> No.65383254

>>65382932
Kinda, if their schedule demands it i sleep 1.5h or so. It lasts me 6-8 hours before I get sleepy again. I can take shorter naps to sleep even less but it makes me wake up very often through the night for weeks

>> No.65383260

they fucking love fundoshi

>> No.65383265

>>65383225
I think Daniel was a circus guy. But he's massive so it's gonna be hard to support his own weight.

>> No.65383266

>>65383221
so much mogging they skipped them and only showed the button press kek

>> No.65383271

Reminder that Fuwawa keeps getting excited over this fundoshi dude

>> No.65383276

fine fuwawa i will wear this shit

>> No.65383284

>>65383236
you should keep your flexibility as much as you can, that's the most important thing when growing older

>> No.65383303

>>65383062
ok thanks finally

>> No.65383309

no time limit?

>> No.65383318

What's watching this like for women? Is it like watching an idol concert?

>> No.65383324

wow, having to switch grips like that

>> No.65383330

>>65383309
it's already hard enough without one so for 3rd stage generally no

>> No.65383332

Mococo values finger strength

>> No.65383339

this shit is brutal

>> No.65383347

>>65383309
they just explained it but i cant remember if they did it in english

>> No.65383354

>>65383318
like the early olympics where its bare balls
eye candy

>> No.65383357

>>65383303
do not talk in chat

>> No.65383358

oh shit

>> No.65383362

>>65383318
it's like watching bikini beach volley ball

>> No.65383365

Shit imagine a woman doing this.

>> No.65383372

This is a fucking beast holy shit

>> No.65383394

DAMMM that was so close

>> No.65383405

It's weird that the whole stage is all about grip strenght

>> No.65383406

>>65383357
thankfully im autistically introvert to say a word in it

>> No.65383408

>>65383365
I can't

>> No.65383414

how do they even have time left to show stage 4?

>> No.65383415

I saw him let go before extending arms, if he held on, he would have dislocated his shoulder

>> No.65383418

>>65383347
from what they explained in JP if multiple people pass then whoever has the best time wins

>> No.65383439

>>65383309
If they had one, there would be no winner as everyone would get disqualified
This way they can at least make it possible to get that money shot of the buzzer press

>> No.65383438

>>65383414
THERES A STAGE 4?!?!

>> No.65383472

your muscles are probably done after the dildo climbing IDK how are they supposed to complete this shit

>> No.65383484

I bet fuwawa has that strong of a leg grip

>> No.65383489

>>65383438
yea its up in the tower earlier you can see

>> No.65383508

>>65383405
intending to filter any gaijins, much like the rotating geometry of the twin dia were meant to filter women

>> No.65383522

this nigga is ripped. is this even natty

>> No.65383528

>>65383438
the ropes
never watched the European one?
I think they also showed some of the oldfags climbing the ropes
it's a timed one

>> No.65383545

Fuwawa climax noise

>> No.65383547

OH CMON

>> No.65383554

fucking commercials FUCK OFF

>> No.65383561
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ADs

>> No.65383564

they're behind the stream by like 5 seconds again

>> No.65383574

>>65383508
are gaijins known for having less grip strength?

>> No.65383576

Finally good shit

>> No.65383589

>>65383522
Near upper limit natty for his genes I'd assume, doesn't look roided otherwise you can bet his pecs would be like tits bursting out

>> No.65383591

>>65383438
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqNWkC4tTPo

>> No.65383596

>>65383547
nice one

>> No.65383599

>>65383574
We're heavier

>> No.65383605

>>65383574
Gaijins are much heavier.

>> No.65383614

>FWMC still not going to the ladies
are they holding it down??

>> No.65383621

>>65383508
the american one has a whole map for rock climbing tho

>> No.65383636

>>65383591
How do they stop the contestants dying?

>> No.65383647

>>65383614
nigga this is weaksauce
during the watchalong they were just pissing directly on my mouth

>> No.65383663

>>65383636
The platform under them moves up with them. It's never more than a couple feet away

>> No.65383667

oh no one is gonna pass that one

>> No.65383669

>>65383439
my memory maybe false but I remember they had a timer for the last stage back then (nagano era), so nowadays they remove the time limit and make it harder? idk

>> No.65383677

>Rich white man in ad
>Speaking English with no JP
>Sounds autistic and monotone
Why they gotta do us like this?

>> No.65383680

this is so hard will anyone make it to stage 4

>> No.65383684

>>65383599
>>65383605
its pretty amusing to check the physical differences

>> No.65383690

Mococo is so cute in Japanese...

>> No.65383693

>>65383621
this is way worse than rock climbing for grip strength

>> No.65383697

I BELIEVE

>> No.65383712

>>65383667
theres harder levels
some people are just built to win

>> No.65383718

For newbies here, there has been sasuke editions with no winners. It's part of the stakes and why winners are so celebrated

>> No.65383741

>>65383574
Muscle is really heavy so the bigger you are and the more muscles you have, the more grip strength you need to support your own weight. But grip strength is really hard to train because there just isn't very much muscle in your fingers, so it doesn't scale the bigger you get.

>> No.65383750

he's already done I don't think he can do much more

>> No.65383753

>rock climber
surely his fingers are strong enough

>> No.65383782

>>65383718 (me)
In fact, most of them

>> No.65383785
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i bet this guy would mog the japs so hard, i wish he participated in one of those

>> No.65383822

>>65383677
>looks at our paypigs
no reason

>> No.65383832

such suspense, I didn't think a japanese game show would make me feel this way.

>> No.65383836

>>65383822
kek

>> No.65383849

my fingers hurts just from looking...

>> No.65383852

Do they actually need to hold onto those stupid rails? They could climb up and use the ledge above them.

>> No.65383864

>>65383785
I was thinking about this crazy guy

>> No.65383866

>10 minutes left
>Multiple contestants to go
>One more final stage
There's no winners this time isn't there...

>> No.65383869

>>65383852
lol

>> No.65383871

The reverse grip shouldn't be before this one imodesu

>> No.65383874

>>65383852
Huh, that would be a lot easier. I would assume since they are not doing it there is a rule against it.

>> No.65383896

aaaaaaa

>> No.65383918

all those reactions was like reading one piece lol

>> No.65383947

this show is making them wet, isn't it?

>> No.65383951

>>65383918
I've been having to really hold back from shouting on every fall or big move

>> No.65383959

>>65383866
yeah noone is getting past stage 3

>> No.65383983

I was going to say I'd be shaking my fingers out and then the guy did it on command.

>> No.65383985

>>65383947
only the ones that fall in

>> No.65383986

>>65383959
The german guy is capable, I believe

>> No.65383988

>>65383947
Fuwawa has had her fingers inside Moco-Chan since the start to stem the tide

>> No.65383989

>>65383947
the participants, certainly

>> No.65383998

oh mine is in sync now

>> No.65384019

this is so kino, i don't remember american ninja warrior being this good

>> No.65384029

They should be able to eat a banana before this one

>> No.65384040
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.65384044

I don't think there's a rule against climbing up top on sidewinder since the surfaces up there are flat and finished. I think it's the intended solution lol.

>> No.65384063

>>65384019
I hope the'll do this again next year!

>> No.65384076

>>65384044
time

>> No.65384080

>>65384044
how do you jump to the other side and keep your balance tho? that sound near impossible

>> No.65384085

>No ads in the last 5 minutes
Hurry it up Japan, I need to piss

>> No.65384094

>>65383866
there's an hour left

>> No.65384095

somehow i feel like their final words are given by the producers because they feel more or less the same

>> No.65384105

>>65383866
There's an hour left

>> No.65384109

OH SHIT

>> No.65384118

Holy shit he made that look easy

>> No.65384119

i kneel

>> No.65384126

next part is even harder on grip

>> No.65384135

>>65384080
Maybe it's 'near' impossible but it isn't really impossible like the base case, which can only be done by Nathan Drake.

>> No.65384136

I kneel to ads

>> No.65384139
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65384139

AAAAAAAAAAA FUCK OFF WITH THE ADS

>> No.65384142

>>65384085
A CURSE UPON YOU

>> No.65384150

I thought this would only be a few hours... I missed a night of sleep for this.... good thing i dont have work today.

>> No.65384158

i kneel /fit/chad

>> No.65384159

when is the next japanese strema

>> No.65384161

>>65384095
they're japanese. their polite speak is just repeating the same expressions 20 times over. When you're learning the language you realize eventually how fixed they are.

>> No.65384179

Depp bros?

>> No.65384193

calling fundoshi cute
it's over

>> No.65384201

my butt was so clenched, i can finally relax during the ads and OOOH SHIT ITS BACK AAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.65384204

>>65384159
Sunday

>> No.65384214

I HAVE TO TAKE ANOTHER HUGE SHIT
ADS PLEASE

>> No.65384220

Bros the nips are rizzing up our FWMC..

>> No.65384244

>>65384220
They're so biboo tax

>> No.65384246

if the banker can't do this...

>> No.65384247

Fuckkkk that was so hard

>> No.65384255

he almost made it, too

>> No.65384264

this guy's dick was hard

>> No.65384262

Damn he had that too

>> No.65384297

Do those spinners all have a long single grip? It looks like they do
You could just spin it before you move from one spinner to the next so you don't have to do that awkward half-to-half thing he just did

>> No.65384298
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65384298

>>65384220
My heavy Ojisan frame, and fat Ojisan cock will make them forget about the jp twinks.

>> No.65384307

to much momentum

>> No.65384312

what happened to the german bro

>> No.65384344

>>65384312
If the gaijins fail it'd make sense they'd make no mention of it

>> No.65384343

>>65384297
probably weighted to the default position, you need body weight to turn it

>> No.65384353

>>65384312
not yet, the gaijins are 92 and 93

>> No.65384357

imagine being one of the dudes making every year the gigantic tower shit just for no one getting far enough to use it.

>> No.65384358

>>65384220
Wait till the end of year review JP stream on Sunday, sister. That's when they will be having a one on one with them.

>> No.65384359

>>65384312
His visa expired before he could decimate the last couple rounds, very tragic timing.

>> No.65384366

>>65384312
gaijins are still up 92 and 93 I think

>> No.65384368

>rising star
>falls
pottery

>> No.65384377

>>65384357
kek

>> No.65384403

>>65384359
nippon bureaucracy, BANZAI!!!!

>> No.65384411

VERTICAL
LIMITO
KILLAH

>> No.65384415

Do these courses follow the same rules as Mario Maker? IE do they need to find someone in the world, like The Stig, who can do it?

>> No.65384424

that grip strength is just out of this world

>> No.65384427

Rising star more like falling star BAU BAU

>> No.65384428

they sure are impressed with these buff japs...

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