/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

first for I AM NOT A LOLLIPOP

>>65380429
Yes, you are. I saw it with my own eyes.

>>65380286
The things I'd do to nue...

hello, it's viewer here

>>65380429
why do i want to lick you then?

>>65380517

Who is live?

Love me Ant Andy

>>65380517
Imagine gripping TheNueOwO by her tiny waist and lifting her up as she squirms, trying to pry your fingers off her. Just holding her for a moment, her feet dangling off the ground, watching her cute face for that realisation there's nothing she can do. She's at your mercy, and if she wants out, she needs to work for it. Starting by unbuttoning her blouse, her face flashes red as she tries to hide her glances towards you, hoping to catch your expression softening. It does not. Her blouse open, her delicate chest exposed; you can see your fingers pressing into the incredibly soft sides of her tummy. Gripping your forearms, she looks at you with desperation, "Please let me go" her eyes plead. In response your fingers tighten around her, nearly enveloping her entire waist. A tiny murmur of pain and submission sqeaks out of her. Hesitantly, she lifts her skirt embarrassingly showing she's wearing dinosaur patterned panties. Looking at you again, her eyes wet, nearly on the verge of tears from humiliation. You look down at her panties and back up to her, again, coldly unimpressed by her appeasement. You squeeze tighter and she yelps in pain, the pinched sides of her tummy turning red. Finally, she relents. Placing one hand to chest and another sliding down the front of her panties, she fondles herself. Her body already sensitive from the embarassment and pain. Eyes closed, focussing on pleasing you, her breaths quicken, her tummy tenses, her toes still suspended off the floor, curl. Through the sheerness of her blouse, her nipples harden, the light brushing creating even more sensation for her. Beads of sweat sweep from her cute red face, down her slender neck and down the length of her soft pale chest and tummy, finally reaching her hand, moving faster and faster, desperately trying to cum for you. Her cute whining grows louder, the pressure you have been placing on her tummy, pushing against her insides has started to make her feel really good. She asks if she can, she begs you, over and over. Finally you allow her. Feeling her convulsions through your hands, she moans as her hands slow down. A sweaty pathetic mess, you lower her down, her knees giving way and falling into you. You hug her, gently pat her and praise her for doing such a good job and behaving herself.

>>65380286
I want to rail Scout

>>65381480
I didnt pay attention to this before, but it seems to be very good quality. I even got flustered in the middle of work because i wasnt expecting that =OwO=

>>65381480
>not even bothering to change the pattern on the panties to airplanes
2/10

Hello everynyan!
The year is almost at an end and I hope you’re enjoying some well deserved time off… or at least getting a Christmas bonus for your hard work.

I was wondering if anyone had any suggestions for how I can improve my content for the next year.

>>65381842
Imagine gripping TheNueOwOby her tiny waist and lifting her up as she squirms, trying to pry your fingers off her. Just holding her for a moment, her feet dangling off the ground, watching her cute face for that realisation there's nothing she can do. She's at your mercy, and if she wants out, she needs to work for it. Starting by unbuttoning her blouse, her face flashes red as she tries to hide her glances towards you, hoping to catch your expression softening. It does not. Her blouse open, her delicate chest exposed; you can see your fingers pressing into the incredibly soft sides of her tummy. Gripping your forearms, she looks at you with desperation, "Please let me go" her eyes plead. In response your fingers tighten around her, nearly enveloping her entire waist. A tiny murmur of pain and submission sqeaks out of her. Hesitantly, she lifts her skirt embarrassingly showing she's wearing airplane patterned panties. Looking at you again, her eyes wet, nearly on the verge of tears from humiliation. You look down at her panties and back up to her, again, coldly unimpressed by her appeasement. You squeeze tighter and she yelps in pain, the pinched sides of her tummy turning red. Finally, she relents. Placing one hand to chest and another sliding down the front of her panties, she fondles herself. Her body already sensitive from the embarassment and pain. Eyes closed, focussing on pleasing you, her breaths quicken, her tummy tenses, her toes still suspended off the floor, curl. Through the sheerness of her blouse, her nipples harden, the light brushing creating even more sensation for her. Beads of sweat sweep from her cute red face, down her slender neck and down the length of her soft pale chest and tummy, finally reaching her hand, moving faster and faster, desperately trying to cum for you. Her cute whining grows louder, the pressure you have been placing on her tummy, pushing against her insides has started to make her feel really good. She asks if she can, she begs you, over and over. Finally you allow her. Feeling her convulsions through your hands, she moans as her hands slow down. A sweaty pathetic mess, you lower her down, her knees giving way and falling into you. You hug her, gently pat her and praise her for doing such a good job and behaving herself.

>>65381862
luv u, frogman.

Ok guys, I need bros help, I got this dude who started messaging me, and he is obviously a chuuber, he started talking to me one day after I followed him and he likes very much to almost talk to me all days or something like that, at first he was pretty normal and mild, but when he was joking one day he said something very homoerotic about our cock length, and after that he has been more and more pushy about it. At first I thought it was all a joke, but after jumping into VC with this guy a few times just the two of us, and also with others, it seems to be a very peculiar way of "joking" that he seems to have with me, and I fear asking about this to others because he almodt acts or seems to be perceived as a good guy with a chill aura, and I dont want to start questioning others about him being a homo, yet I cant seem to avoid that idea as these past few days he has even started to talk about cock and length and girth and such, and he even had a semi-slip when he sent me during christmas his cock measurements just to delete them the other day and say that he was sorry about that. I am pretty sure I dont have a femboyish attitude, nor Im gay, so what the fuck is going on?

>>65381968
Thank you! I love you too!

>>65382018
Just fucking ask him if he's gay?

I swear 90% of the random bullshit in the thread can be solved by "just fucking ask them".

>>65382018
>pulled my dick out ready to jerk off
>it was homoshit

>>65381666

Imagine your pp getting hard over a copy pasta

>>65381862
Merry christmas to you too kuku! Enjoy these few days left of 2023!

>I was wondering if anyone had any suggestions for how I can improve my content for the next year.
I would recommend to get a better set of backgrounds and similar, to ad a more dynamic feeling to your streams, as you already have a good quality mic and a pc that should be able to run almost all games. So you could try to work on the aspect of switching between things like the game that you are playing and a pseudo whiteboard for an easier time at explaining yourself, as well as taking more advantage of your teacher skills related to explaining concepts to others. I say that because I enjoy your streams and I feel that, sometimes, there is a lack of proper visual guidance of the things that you talk about, as they end up being kinda complex stuff when you banter for more than five minutes about them, and also the gameplay becomes an almost unimportant thing because you stop focusing on really providing with it just to explain yourself more clearly. If not, i would recommend doing more reps to not have this problem.
On the other end, also finding a game that you are comfortablr eith would be good, I have seen you play variety, but I dont know yet what you really like to play and what would you play even outside stream, as well as what is it that you can keep playing without really paying attention, as you havent seen to have found that zatsudan game that would allow you to flow even more freely when bantering.
Aside from those two things, more collabs Kuku!!!

>>65380535
because you wanna know how I taste like I suppose

>>65381615
In what kind of scenario?

>>65381947

>>65382088
But he seems very weird about it, and I wouldnt want to get flagged as a paranoid just because I felt like he was being kinda gay. Also I said that he was not perceived as such a Homosexual on the community, thats why Im scared about asking bro.

>>65382130
Are you retarded? I was asking something, why the fuck would you masturbate over it?

nue I know you're in the thread and I am gonna let you know ||ur hot||

>>65382644
Do the opposite them. Ask him about what girls he's into. He will clarify his sexuality.

>>65382668
Point and laugh at this groomcord faggot

>>65382668
Who?

>>65382668
>||ur hot||
discord user

>>65382018
Stop gossiping, ask your question without adding so many unnecessary details. No one cares, and the speculation you cause is annoying.

Deal with it like an adult and talk to him, this isn't highschool ffs.

>>65382668
>discord spoilers

>>65382819
>this isn't highschool ffs

Thinking of making a layout for my ultrawide screen when I play certain games in this resolution. Found a layout from another stream that looks like a good baseline. Any suggestions?

>>65382018
drop friendly non-confrontational hints that you don't like it.
>"lmfao gross!"
>"haha eww dude"
that way you're telling them indirectly to fuck off with that stuff, without telling them to fuck off completely or accusing them of anything.

if someone sends you their dick measurements and you laugh it off awkwardly, you're unintentionally telling them it's cool.

>>65382989
Ultrawide is shit, but just a bigger screen overall. Most games even lack the ultrawide resolutions, or have them created by fucking AI enchancement, so its shit regardless.

>>65382922

Good morning Gosling-kun :3

>>65382989
try it out, but I'd be worried about making my model too small with a layout like that.

>>65382439
>tons of useful advice on stuff I can fix
Thank you so much anon that’s super sweet and nice of you!!! Also I would love to do more collars I hope that more people will be available for it after the holidays!!! I do have a little trick up my sleeve regarding whiteboard so I think I’ll try to work to set that up <3

>>65382953
High school never ends, du du dududu...

>>65382502
NTA but I got a burst of inspiration.

She has been taken prisoner after a failed surprise attack. Being one of the very few women on the frontlines, the men in my brigade wanted to perform unspeakable acts on her, tear her uniform to pieces and use her to rape away the anger and rage of war but I step in. I scold them harshly. We are not war criminals. We have honour and morals. She is just a young girl afterall, her innocence has been ruined by the horrors of war. Let's not ruin it further. She is a prisoner not a toy. I whisk her away to my quarters (I am an officer) where I offer her food, water, a change of clothes and a warm bedroll beside my bunk. Prisoners give up information more willingly if treated kindly.

She accepts my hospitality meekly, still shaken from the earlier conduct of her captors. Late into the night I return to my quarters after an officers address about the current tactical situation. There stands scout. In nothing but her panties and a khaki green shirt displaying the curves of her breasts that were previously hidden underneath her fatigues and her shapely legs. In her hand, a bottle of whiskey, MY bottle of whiskey from MY alcohol cabinet. It was supposed to be locked. Her stance is unbalanced and swaying, and her face is flushed red. Only now I noticed, the bottle is already half empty. How can such a small girl drink so much so quickly? She notices you and with a gleaming expression races up to you throwing her weight into your chest and grips you tightly. She lets out a hiccup, "You really know how to treat a girl Captain!" What the hell is she talking about? "Without you, who knows what would have happened to me." Remaining the soldier I am, I attempt to pry her grip off me but even though she's nearly blackout drunk, she's still faster than me and grips my crotch. "Captain...I know you wanted to as well but you didn't. I like kind men like you. How long has it been since you've seen a girl? Months I bet. You must be so stressed. Meetings, fighting, strategy, tactics, guns, logistics..." She gripped my wrist and pushes it into her boob, it's too big to even grab with one hand "When was the last you felt something like this?" Fuck she's so soft. I let my hand enjoy the sensation for a moment. She whimpers softly. I snap out of it. Remove my hand. Gripping her wrists so she can't try anything else I scold her. If she doesn't want to get thrown in with the rest, she better start behaving. Suddenly a smash. The bottle of whiskey she was holding just broke into pieces on the ground. Taking advantage of the split second of shock, Scout throws her weight into me and we tumble to the floor together. She smashed it deliberately to throw me off.

Coming to and looking down at her she had already nimbly taken my belt off. Reaching down to her, she flashes a pistol towards me. My OWN pistol. She must have grabbed it in the fall. At her gunpoiny mercy, she undoes me. I don't know why, I'm already hard. She giggles, "I've never seen one so close before. But I've learnt a lot from overhearing the conversations of guys in my brigade and what they liked their girlfriends doing." With one hand pointing a gun to me and another gripping me, she lowers her mouth onto me whilst keeping eye contact. Is she watching me to make sure I don't try to take the gun or to see my expressions? Maybe both. She knows what she's doing. Her lips guarding her teeth and rythmically moving her head up and down, occasionally allowing the spit and fluids built up in her mouth to drool from her tongue back onto me, only for her to lap them back up again.

So close was her observation of me she adapted so quickly, changing the angle, the pressure and the depth based on my face and how hard I throbbed against the inside of her cheeks. She took me deeper and deeper, faster and faster. The tightness of her throat mimicking what it must be like to use her as a toy. I couldn't take anymore. Her eyes gleamed in lust as she drank every last drop. Never once breaking eye contact. Leaving her mouth she giggled and lifted up her shirt to reveal tucked into the side of the panties was the magazine of the pistol. It was unloaded the entire time.

>>65384069
Forgive me for changing perspectives and/or tense. This is a shit post.

>>65381862
Stop molesting kids Kuku Kaeru

>>65381666
It was written by a man. You're gay now

Gimme an aspie to write a fic about (NTA who made the scout one so it won’t be close to as good but I’ll do my best.)

>>65385060
Genderbent Iriya

>>65385060
Iriya

>>65385093
>>65385123
Is this revenge for making Scout a brat?

>>65385060
iriya with genderbent iriya.

>>65385060
Futa genderbent Iriya and a male Iriya with a mangina

gm aspies don't kill yourself today

>>65385527

Just cuz you said not to I'm gonna do it >:3c

>>65384069
A rare vanilla script, I like it

>>65385609
>drunk
>reverse rape
>gunpoint

>>vanilla

>>65385680
No he is right it is the most vanilla script that has been posted on this board

>>65385060
Can I suggest myself and is it lewd?

Babicord is real? When do I get a invite?

>>65385060
Cuntboy Iriya being railed by Bara Iriya

>>65373056
I found these guys on twitter if you need 'em. Haven't comm'd them yet though.
https://twitter.com/EkaSetyaNugraha
https://twitter.com/onlyasif_

>>65385788
Sure but I’m already writing a Fem!Iriya x Male!Reader fic

>>65385788
Also yes it’s lewd.

>>65385060
Haru and an awoomfie, but cute and not lewd.

>>65385527
How much I love this r
Can you tell me a story, uncle shania? <:^)

If you get mond to rigg for you do you get to call her you mommy now?

>>65385527
lol

>>65385193
You really seem to really like brats don't you?

>>65387283
She probably is older than me, so yeah.

>>65387331
Shania sure love to harass people

Where are your lewds tanuki-kun?
POST THEM, I KNOW THEY EXIST

>>65387845
Wtf why is there a lewd reference sheet for tanuki boi

>>65387877
Is every aspie a pervert?

>>65387845
Oh so that is the 3inch guy from the last thread

>>65387845
P u f f y

>>65388105
No I am pure

>>65387331
Well Ozymandias is Annie aka "drawgroomer" who is notorious for sex pesting and schizoing 2views, so getting him to fuck off forever would be doing everyone a great service

>>65385093
female iriya with big ass titties that stabs you to death

Last night's stream was garbage and I apologize to anyone who wasted any time watching. The next one will be better, probably.

>>65387877
Tanuki commissioned that reference.

>>65388361
no it wasn't you son of a bitch fuck you

>>65388281
If Iriya was a girl, he'd be at mond levels. The desire for schizo obsessive yandere girls has near infinite demand

Nice

>>65388823
swayara!

>>65388823
Suwawa!

>>65388823
haha it's sayori!

>>65387845
That boy got ass

>>65388361
Tell me who you are and I will prove to you why your stream was, indeed, good.

>>65385060
Claudette x corpse because i want to bully her for leaking DMs >:)

every time I peek my head out and look at the catalog, I see another scandal involving a black company treating their talents like dirt or worse. It makes me wonder, do any of you guys actually aspire to join a corpo? It almost feels like the auditions part of the OP is a relic of a different era.

>>65389175
proof?

>>65385060
meat x viewer chan

>>65389253
>It almost feels like the auditions part of the OP is a relic of a different era.
If I remember corectly, during the short spanned uwu era we had a question like that, and less than half of /asp/ies showed an interest on that stuff you know.

>>65389319
it was a joke mostly but i said "maggots in urethra kinda hot" and she posted it on the thread lol a week ago

>>65388823
I cant tell you just how much I enjoy seeing this guy progress. def gonna make it once he debut

>>65389253
I used to want to try to join a corpo someday, I started all of this with the idea of creating a content portfolio for auditions. But after being here I realised I would probably suffer a lot if I was that popular because I don't have the thick skin required to remain healthy.
Also Idol was one of my favourite options... which is depressing.

>>65388597
He doesn't even stream

>>65389253
Corps are definitely good if you don't care about shit like gaming and want more of the idol aspect. Niji tho is not worth joining.

>>65389129
If I look at it with a night's rest worth of distance, the better bits were:
>The bit at the start where I stall for time bumy talking about whatever
>Dicking around for 40 minutes in character creation
Worse bits (as I see them) were:
>Not being able to talk around the presence of Kirito and his entire harem of bitches he ain't fucking
>Not actually talking about SAO and the goofy shit that I half-remember
>Just doing the usual "talking about the things happening on screen"
My viewers, few though they may be, deserve better than the slop they got last night. That said, I'm now tempted to just do a stream where the only content is me fucking around in a character creator.

I think most people here should be proud of their streams. When you watch other 0 or 1 view vtubers, you can clearly see why they're 0 or 1 views. Very bad or no models, no ability to talk, poor set up, poor quality audio, no energy, etc.

The general quality of people here is actually extremely good.

>>65389744
>The general quality of people here is actually extremely good.
Explain this in more detail. Also provide examples of the average 0 views that fails at streaming because the other set of reasons that you provided if possible.

>>65389744
>Very bad or no models, no ability to talk, poor set up, poor quality audio, no energy, etc
Then explain Twitch streamers that are all that yet stilll have fans

>>65389807
That's too much effort.

>>65389840
>because X therefore Y therefore Z must be true

No.

>>65385060
>>65385093
>>65385123
>>65388281
https://files.catbox.moe/3fb5tf
FemYandere!Iriya x Male!Reader

Not a big writer, but I did my best for you guys

>>65389912
Wtf I didn’t think it would go like that. Lemme figure out how to reupload it rq

>>65389744
Tyler1's audio consist of him using the cheapest 360 tier mic he can find and he once broke Twitch when he came back to league. The difference between someone who's over and someone who's not is literally entertainment factor.

>>65389253
Honestly? for me joining a decent corpo would solve a lot of my problems
But the majority of them are not decent so that wouldn't help

>>65389949
Okay I need help. How do I upload it so you guys can click on the link? Bonus if it doesn’t change the quotation marks into random symbols.

>>65389253
I don't have plans to join a corpo but if I were to, basically it's Hololive/Vshoujo or bust. The rest seem sketchy as fuck

>>65390056
Why not just post it here directly?

The key to content is DONT

>>65389495
>Also Idol was one of my favourite options... which is depressing
It was only Riro involved in that stuff (alongside the manager) the company itself seems fine

>>65389912
How did you fuck it up like that?
You just upload a .txt file to catbox like this
https://files.catbox.moe/ffafev.txt

>>65389886
Yes, your argument is shit, thats why its hard to prove it.

>>65390153
and if you do, spew your cringe all over the place

>>65390267
Didn't realise I was arguing anything

Is VseeFace still the best 3D vtubing software out there?

>7.1k follower chuuba
>2view
Genuinely, what is the point of botting your shit?

>65390315
Last response.

>>65390377
It's not botting, you accumulate followers over time but they don't stay, they don't keep watching
It's what happens to males who stream longer than 2 years

>>65390415
>idea, action or theory

But it was none of these retard, it was my opinion

I'm not presenting it as an idea, you just seem like you wanted to argue for no reason

LIVE! DRAWING ART AND EMOTES
feel free to request a chuuba!
https://www.twitch.tv/claudettevt

>>65389253
I'm a company man. As long as they feed me and make my life comfy I won't question orders.

>>65389379

YOU SAID I COULD and I was getting back at YOU for r-revealing my feelings to my senpai ;///;

This argument is worse than romance posting

>>65390530
You seem to be uncapable of even understand what is it that you are somehow trying to do. Kind of sad to see that, even more when you try to spout non-sense.

>>65390317
Vnyan if you want to do more

>>65390893

>>65389912
are you sure this is the right fanfiction? I read some lines and it's more Renata x femanon

>>65390798
Corpse let me Gosling you!

you just can't win in life

>>65391189
Bro...

>>65391189

>>65391189
Use your depression to make funny jokes and you will gather a following

me when and also when not

>>65391514
booba gets bigger as goat...

Female Yandere Iriya x Male Reader. Punctuation looks weird but idc I give up on trying to understand technology
https://files.catbox.moe/uand53.txt

>>65391514
getting horny are we?

>>65391596
this can be canon

>>65389253
i wouldn't mind joining phase but only on the condition i stay /choc/ desu

>>65391920
Fuwacoco

>>65384069
>occasionally allowing the spit and fluids built up in her mouth to drool from her tongue back onto me, only for her to lap them back up again.

this made me hard

>>65392288
I don't think that Fuwacoco particularly cares about that, as long as she maintains a vaguely gyaru aesthetic to make it clear that she's slutting it up

>>65392288
nah the only person I can think of fixated on being choc is rinna

>>65390264
hey HEY WHEN THE HELL DID A RENATA FIC COME ALONG???? ANON DID YOU WRITE THIS?????? WJOEVER WROTE THIS IS SO GOOD AT WRITIGN WHAT THE FUCK TSKR TSKR TSKR TSKR TSKR TSKR I LOVE YOU LETS GO 50 MILES OVER THE SPEED LIMIT TOGETHER ON A FREEWAY THANK YUO IM SO SORRY IF I DIDNT SEE THIS EARLIER IMSO FUCKITNNSORRY

>>65392811
ITS NOT YOU RENATA ITS FEMIRIYA I SWEAR I DONG KNOW WHY THAT ONE GUY NAMED YOUUU

>>65392956
OMG WAIT SOEMONE ELSE POSTED A RENATA FIC IM DUMB GO READ THAT ITS REALLY GOOD

>>65391920
Tupo...

>>65392956
>Femiriya is now a thing
FUCKING LMAO

>>65392811
my money is on chrii being the one who requested it.

>>65393006
stupid anon....
and yeah idiot I was one of the anons you replied to....can we get female reader next for the toxic yuri?

Vtubers?

>>65392811
It was requested some time ago.
I wrote it (Mana) =3

>>65393181
Ngl Im a dude [/spoiler]thats not named Iriya so I would have no idea how to write a yuri well. Let me write a few others before that so I can actually figure out what the hell im doing.

>>65393318
>I messed up the spoiler
This is why I can’t write ;-;

Mana can you write me some lovey lovey/lewd story?
I'll message you later when you say you can.

>>65393296
I used to browse /soc/ and this thread has the same problem; whores desperate for attention and a group of orbiters fighting to get their attention
Maybe that's why we shouldn't have women in online communities

should I try to appeal to lesbians or will that get me hate from males

>>65390264
WOOF WOOF WOOF ARF ARF AWOOOOOGA

>>65393408
Depends how long it is. I still have 2 lewd art I want to make and also a dorian x kuku fic, too.
You can send a request to me and I'll see what I can do.

>>65393648
You can never avoid hate, do what you want and love.

>>65393546

>>65393648
Yuribaiting is extremely played out to the point of being a sign of desperation but simps still eat it up

>>65393546
This, the worst part is that the women will leave and their simps will remain here simping hoping to catch their attention if they ever come back

>>65393966
imagine... a world with no women...

>>65394124
So like the average male aspie chat where everyone is either gay gay or trying to act straight when in reality they want cock?

Is it bad if I focus on clipping and commissioning art of others more than myself?

>>65394219
Do you enjoy it or not?

>>65394175
>projecting

>>65394285
I do.

obs or streamlabs?
my gaming focus will mainly be on older titles around say the xbla era, i have Dust, an Elysian Tale. Fez, Castle Crashers and others on standby, any other recommends?

>>65394323
I say obs just because slobs takes up more resources but its also more user friendly so it all depends on whether you know how to use obs and if you need the extra processing power

>>65394301
Then, is it hindering other things? You think if you were to change the time you now use for clipping into something else it would really be as enjoyable as it was when clipping?

hey guys im at taco bell what should i get

>>65394477
A taco.

I want to have SEX with a chuuba but I'm not going to tell you who it is. You may still guess, if you like.

>>65394477
A bell.

>>65394477
A bell

>>65394323
OBS, labs is trash, don't fall for the "EASY TO USE" marketing, OBS is braindead to set up.

>>65394503
>>65394524
>>65394525
I fucking love you guys

>>65394477
Hey, Camui. :] I normally order a cravings box with a crunchwrap, beefy burrito, chips, and a Gatorade or Baja blast. If you're really hungry, maybe get one of the better boxes that have more stuff in it.

>>65394455
I'll spend the time learning to draw and animate, which is more useful to my stream than a clip of Lavandel getting bitten by her dog.

thanks for coming to stream!!!

>>65394455
>>65394658
I forgot to mention that learning animation less fun than clipping moments like that, even if more useful

>>65393143
I didnt request anything :( if I requested anything it would be camui x female reader so it can be propagated everywhere znd his other fans can identify on it too

>>65394670
keep up the good work goober

>>65394523
Thank you for your kind words anon :)

>>65394997
Any time <3

does anyone actually watch vods?

>>65395594
I watch the parts in which my oshi reads my chat messages

>>65394477
Kill yourself.

>>65395594
No, just clips. I prefer to give streamers attention when they're live. Otherwise, I might as well just watch a let's play starring a schizophrenic.

This particular thread is one of the worst in /vt/ history

>>65395813
Not even close.

>>65395813
Now that's a fucking retarded post.

>>65395813
Be the change you want to see

>>65395849
>>65395863
Show me a worse thread and tell me why it's bad

>>65395868
It takes more will than what im willing to put in.

>>65395905
archive.palanq.win

>>65395905
Every fucking catalog thread, endless baiting and fighting between the biggest idofalg larpers that ever cursed this site. Every fucking thread during The Troubles, one of the dumbest dramas I've ever witnessed and perpetuated by a bunch of retards. Every thread during gen 3 due to the sheer amount of schizoing and crabbing. Every thread in wvt due to even bigger amounts of schizoing and crabbing. Most vrt threads due to the endless schizo faggotry from idolfag larpers.

>>65395594
I've done it, but very rarely
When I'm really obsessed with a femchuuba and I can't afford to miss anything
When I'm halfway through a stream but I really need to sleep
When it's a story game and I need continuity for it to make sense

>>65395905
>>25113593

https://www.twitch.tv/inedasilver
POV: Small Alien writes down a fantasy setting for you, maybe plays video games???

short stream today probably

>>65396153
Current gen is as bad as gen 3

>>65396153
I'd rather see schizos and crabs shit their pants rather than wattpad erofics low tier bait and no effort ritualposts teebeeh

>>65396297
>>65396309
Nah.

I'd rather go back to comfy gen 4

>>65396200
That thread has one of the most important advice posts in /asp/ history.

>>65396297
There are some bad apples, but they are redeeming themselves while the most beautiful apples are revealing their awfully bitter, rough, rotten and wormy to the core.

>>65397129
Explain this shit properly, vagueposter-san.

>>65397255
There's nothing to explain. You're replying to a schizo.

Dante, add vagueposters to the ECW and make them lose all fights. They deserve to get beaten up.

I'm realizing more and more that this hobby isn't cut out for me.

>>65397589
Climb that pipeline all the way back and become a viewer

Who's the unluckiest /asp/ie in the thread? Someone who just can't catch a break popularity wise

>>65397716
Viewers are more useful anyways

>>65397858
me

>>65390798
Which Senpai?

https://www.twitch.tv/inedasilver
playing Rayman Origins

tuber?

>>65397858
me

>>65398465
Some of the people on your friends section should be blocked unless you are a raging schizophrenic like they are

>>65397589
Who? You sound like a male so I probably won't miss you

>>65398633
Yeah like (you)

>>65398633
i don't block anyone, even you <3

ROCK AND STONE ASP
https://www.twitch.tv/spellcrafter_geltaran

Have any of you watched Father Larry Duff? Larry’s tremendous fun.

>>65398435
Amazing

>>65398465
I lost a lot of respect for Fuza when he started dating Gumpai.

>>65387283
she will no longer be doing rigs. so no

>>65399252
This looks amazing

>>65399252
the roles have changed...

>>65399078
I will tell people the truth about you Geltaran because everyone deserves to know the truth

Geltaran is not a wizard, its all just a hoax, he is a dwarf, you might think i am crazy but look at his game choices for example, Noita, Deep Rock Galactic, Spyro etc, all about going into caves and/or hoard treasure. He doesn't even do magic, its all just dwarven runes that have been imbued with magic by someone else when he smithed them. This is why you can't see his true self because he has to hide his dwarven stature under the cloak. I am tired of everyone being deceived by his lies

>>65399078
Spellcrafter... please... your strongest spells... I need t

>>65399411
The best rrat.

>>65399426
You can't withstand the power of the infinite testicular torsion spell

>>65399411
holy shit dubs confirm

>>65398465
yeah i mean if you want to see my blocklist

>>65399679
Glug guy...

>>65399679
Why Claudette? He seems fine, albeit a little autistic.

>>65399679
pretty conservative block list

>>65398342
Do you draw anything else besides her and the 2hu rat? If you do, post those. Your art is nice, I'm just tired of seeing the same things over and over.

>>65399756
claude is a sexpest to be fair

>>65399756
>>65400055
just a nasty person

>>65399756
nta but I heavily dislike chuubas who try to be lewd, hate Dorian for the same reason

>>65399679
I'm sorry for being lewd :(

>>65397858
I'm thinking Finbar and Chaosfoundry. I don't really get to watch them myself though so I couldn't tell you why.

>>65400190
Watching CF is like having a bad dream, you can feel the schizophrenic energy radiate out of the speakers.
Finbar is just not interesting enough and he also overlaps his streams with others and doesn't help.
Biggest issue with both it's that their chat are dead and for any chatter that's terrifying because things get a little more awkward when there is only you and the streamer and no one else chatting.

>>65400147
*pat pat*

Just have to know some will not associate with you because of it. Its for the brand

so writing on stream is boring and i see why people dont do it alot, but i think i have my niche in xbla classics for now

>>65400456
>awkward

what. Thats the best experience to me, I love sitting in a dead chat and getting the streamer talking

>>65400483
It's not even for brand reasons, people will find lewd stuff repulsive specially if you are a male and the person you are watching is another male, literally only horny people enjoy that sort of content.

>>65400533
I also enjoy talking with chuubas but at some point I would prefer if I wasn't the only one, moreso because it feels like two lunatics chatting on twitch when they could be doing it on discord

>>65400729
weird post

>>65400763
Yes I'm weird, sorry anon...

>>65400590
i'm trying to lay it down softly... Some people fucking hate fags

>>65400808
NTA but very very cute, thank you Runespoon.

>>65400841
More or less hate then trans people

>>65397930

I'm not telling ;///;

>>65400533
Well boy do I have two chuubas for you!

Viewer chan
Save me viewer chan

>>65401019
I hate trannies more. Gays just need wrangling because they get thirsty. Trannies are genuinely dangerous to be around

>>65394477
get me something citrussy

>>65398342
nice gum nice pai

I just noticed, could you please draw mini bunkum, runespoon? Im pretty sure the style of his would suit you pretty hard desu

Gumpai followed me out of nowhere and stopped following me out of nowhere, and I'm not even a chuuba, I still like her but I'm curious to know why

>>65401069
Gays and fag are different, one likes men and the other will shove the fact that they love cock into your face until you leave.

>>65394477
Get me a order of the Kimchi Quesadilla and loaded fries

>>65401208
GUMPAI IF YOU EGOSEARCH THIS PLEASE FUCK ME FUCKK ME GUMPAI PLEASE PLEASEEE

>>65401208
She never followed me

>>65401188

>>65384069
SCOOOOUUUUUUT MY BELOVED UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>65401508
This thing is up to no good.

>>65401526
i'm gonna draw her fucking you with a massive futa cock, momomo

Meowdy /asp/ I hope you're all doin well tonight!
Still a bit bunged up from recent illness but gonna stream anyways
Been itching like mad to play more rogue trader AND NOW I CAN!

https://www.twitch.tv/digbycat

>>65401784
You know thinking on it. I should probably wait until AFTER the initial sacrifice of ad time to big daddy bezos before posting these

>>65401858
what is going on in this image

>>65401924
No idea I saw it in the thread

>>65401027
Oh just spit it out, you said they already know.

>>65399756
I blocked or soft blocked momo, Renata and everyone that was being retarded degen homos in the thread, shit is so gross. Aside from coco until the artistic nudity change but of course she couldn't resist being part of the problem for that. And yeah I don't give a fuck about brand I just find it to be shallow and negative for the hobby in general to encourage it. All it takes is one unchecked coomer retard to ruin things, they multiply like roaches.

>>65402072
Fuwacoco posted porn on the Roblox category for little kids to wander in and watch.

>>65402170
Based, getting them young is the play!

>>65402072
Bet you'll never say who you are.

>>65402240
No shit retard but I'm not hiding it either go ahead and coordinate with the other coomer faggots and see who has all of you blocked

>>65402072
>>65400535

>>65401208
Gumpai followed, unfollowed, then followed me again after I replied to her. She's nice tho I just don't have a lot to say sometimes, especially in her streams.

>>65402366
There's a big difference between being an idolfag and not wanting my circle to be full of ERPing /soc/ faggots and their fujoshi orbiters

>>65402240
it's gumpai

>>65401924
I think that was an attempt at AI generated Digby

>>65402072
Share all your blocklist so I can block them too

>>65402513
Not just any AI digby, impreg digby

where should i advertize my streams?
>>65402072
encourage what? lewdness? can you define lewd vs just being a bit raunchy?

>>65398435
this is perfect

>>65402675
I can see it now

>>65402675
digby if he camui

>>65402351
If you're really that against this sort of shit you need to make it clear so people don't associate with you.

>>65402384
yeah i usually refollow if you interact with me, either that, or twitter is buggy. though i do unfollow if you repost too much 3dpd.
>>65402502
i have none of those blocked, cmon. i even posted my blocklist here >>65399679
i think i just hate when people try to talk about lewd things in messages. coco is different and i don't mind associating with her, because she usually doesn't start an immediate erp session when i interacted with her. but some chuubas really derail social situations into some erp and you could tell they're typing with one hand with how slow the messages are sent lol

>>65403064
wait they do? i thought people are smart enough now to know shit like that doesnt really fly anymore

>>65401508
i love this, thank you runespoon for fulfilling my request!!! We need a mini bunkum x vigilandyes

>>65403132
yes they do, it's really cringe and one of the few main reasons why I don't use discord anymore. it sucks when you finally have a good social group of people with common interests as you, to only be derailed by flirting and cringe retarded horny images.

they haven't figured out gumpai is just another /wvt/ schizo

>>65403247
retard

>>65402072
Based
Lewdtubers get the fucking rope

Can you guys stop being so horny please?

>>65403132
Denpa tried to ERP with Gumpai?!

I hope Gumpai doesn't judge me based on who I'm collabing with today. :(

>>65403064
Sorry if I don't interact much, I do try to like posts when they pop up

Ya'll are projecting HARD. Sorry you can't get your pp sucked bro.

>tfw I'm whiter than Rinna

Coco has actually been one of the nicest people in DMs to me, she's very respectful of boundaries a lot of people could learn from that.

She deleted everything lmao LOVE YOU GUMPAI MY BPD QUEEN!!

>>65404099
Do we have a "Gumpai deletes everything" counter?

Gumpai acting exactly like myself when I was her age is adorable

>>65399411
all shall be revealed in time
>>65399426
i cast spiderblood on you, your blood is now replaced with spiders

>>65403941
dumbass it's not the people getting their dick sucked that simp for lewdtubers and LARP as twinks online

>>65404131
not really, she's not even a good lolcow

>>65404230
You're over 40 now?

>>65404055
>anon doesn’t understand the concept of shadows

poor Fuza

>>65404099
I wonder why, she didn't even say anything wrong, that's one of the reasons I'm afraid to interact with her, I feel like she's going to explode at any moment

Gumpai, it doesn’t matter if you delete your posts, live archives exist..

>>65404409
did no one warn him?

I know a person irl who's an old friend from middle school and follows me on my socials and sometimes interacts with me.
But i'm scared he'll dox me, what do I do? I don't want to upset him (also he's constantly insulting me in a friendly way so a serious conversation is impossible, tho i'll try)

>>65404409
He knew what he was getting into. We told him not to stick his dick in crazy. But they never listen.

>>65404519
Just upset him you pussy , if your friendship isn't strong enough to survive it then it's not good for you anyway

>>65404519
You should rebrand if you're small enough, at one point my mod accidentally said my IRL name in chat, and some of my VTuber mutuals mocked me post stream about it, which was insensitive and cruel :(

>>65402502
It wasn't, sadly

>>65404519
that is what you get from being friends with french people, frenchie

>>65404779
i'm sorry that happened to you, moe lester

>>65404779
nta but i rebranded, much easier

>>65404519
You need to cut out toxic friends sooner or later

>>65404519
Why do people keep reusing their irl id associated accounts for their content creation phase

>>65405008
Because they are retarded

>>65405008
Restarting from scratch, from zero, is hard

>>65404727
That's unironically a good idea
>>65404779
I mean..my name is already all over so i'm not scared of that, my biggest concern is that he'll dox where I live and I don't want to get a pipe-bomb at my doors (a post card with death treats would be nic tho)
>>65404832
How the fuck did you know??
>>65404933
true...
>>65405008
It's a bit hard to explain, I don't hide my name and most of the content even streaming (tho i'm not yet doing it but plan to) would be more of a "personal" hobby, even my png is based on how I look irl , which is pure retardness especially in this type of community but oh well

>>65404095
Yeah, I am another that just doesn't want to associate with people that show little kids porn. It's fucking weird and you just know there is going to be some weird underaged discord grooming scandel with that one some day. Get out while the getting is good.

Gentlemen of Fortune time!

https://www.twitch.tv/olgaokami

Should I make my pfp on xitter art from hanabi?

>>65405197
>That's unironically a good idea
I know. I'm rude but I care about you and all the other retards here.

>>65405197
I have my notifications on when you are posting on twitter just in case you decide to guerrilla stream

>>65405359
No make it your pfp on twitch

>>65405359
why are you asking us? nothing's stopping you if you want to.

>>65405522
because people were ridiculed for doing that in the past retard

>>65405197
>I don't want go get a pipe bomb at my door's
You mean it's not normal for people to send you IEDs with Ted's face tapped to then at least twice a week?

>>65405582
the only person I've seen give anyone shit for that is gael and he's just being a bitter fuck

>>65405645
Gael? The same one who accused hanabi of grooming people and deleted a art tweet after Ria qrt it?

r8 my emote ideas

smooching emoji next to a noose (kiss = kys, would be disguised as "keep yourself safe")
2 emote slots for KI and NO
crying emoji animated waving flag
Ellis from Die Hard's shit-eating grin

Who do you want to be today?
Who do you want to be?
Who do you want to be today?
Do you want to be just like someone on VT?

>>65405923
Thats one of my favorite songs.

>>65405891
The same who blocked han_bun_ because he thought he was hanabi

>>65405987
that was funny

>>65406021

>>65396771
What is it?

>>65405971
i got boingo and oingopilled lately. i played it at the beginning of my stream

If I want to interview a schizo live on stream who from here should I reach out to

>>65406264
we have a couple of resident people here

>>65406057

>>65405219
I expect there to be a scandal, but for now she's very nice so I'll keep communicating.

>>65406530
Have to get affiliate in three months? Guess I will rope

>>65406840
or just read past the first sentence

Wait don't most aspies get affiliate in the first couple of weeks.

>>65406530
I can think of multiple people that have openly selfposted on /vt/ (not just /asp/) that break multiple of these rules and still hit partner

>>65406929
Just because Lumi says nigger doesn't mean you'll get partner doing it too

>>65406929
ask yourself if they did it because they broke the rules or in spite of breaking those rules. honestly they don't even look like "rules" more than just generally good advice.

>>65406530
>stop using le ebin gamer words
I have never said nigger or faggot on stream a single time despite how prevalent I say them here, maybe if this faggot had ever had a real job he'd be able to control his speech and act differently to different audiences

>>65406264
Interview runespoon, I want to know his motivation
Actually interview every schizo viewer here, there should be a dozen at the very least

>>65406910
It used to take longer because asp used to be smaller. It's grown a lot in the past few months.

>>65407030
you really thought you were cooking by going for the one rule on that list that is actual common sense and even then doesn't really apply since mari got out of her yab more or less unscathed
I wasn't interested in naming names or specifically stating how stupid some of these rules are but in particular saying "unique content is a noob trap" is downright hilarious considering how well uwu's doing

>>65407299
You're allowed to laugh at jokes

Commissioned one of my favorite artists and my girl looks so so cute in their style. I want to throw them money for the sketches they’ve done alone.

>>65407299
>or specifically stating how stupid some of these rules are but in particular saying "unique content is a noob trap" is downright hilarious considering how well uwu's doing
You know that he didn't start out streaming by doing the content he does now right? That started long after he had already streamed other content in a more traditional way. The line is talking about brand new streamers who haven't figured out how to even stream on consistent days or cultivate a core audience. Its fine advice for who it is directed at.

>>65405891
hanabi is a groomer

>>65407583
me too, daily showers are important

>>65405987
did that guy quit or something?

>>65407583
Aren't we all

>>65407627
I thought he was just busy with uni/moving

>>65407627
He moved away from Australia to escape the madman know as Iriya, now he is hiding in the US hoping Iriya doesn't follow him there too.

>>65407857
he shouldn't worry about iriya, if he has a knife he's going to cut himself before han bun

>>65407583
Based fellow groomer, what's the point of coming here if you are not going to frame every cute chuuba or at least attempt to.

RIP Twitch, the EPI gooner chuuba market is gone

>>65407924
Meat...

>>65407971
you can't even remember what thread you're in anymore

>>65404412
She's mostly harmless. Her explosions are more like wet farts, which is why people forgive Gumpai for being like this.

Being a vieweroshi feels very nice.

>>65408112
Don't understand why she deletes, the posts are still in the archives

>>65408162
NTA but because there are retards that dont know about 4chanX nor how to get to the 4chan archives

>>65404412
watch her streams
she never shit-talk about anyone
:^)

>>65406840
I qualified in a month wtf are you doing?

>>65408158
it does...

>>65408377
No thanks, I want nothing to do with her, not since the first time she leaked DMs

>>65407968
They turned into a softcore porn site so everything will be fine

>>65407205
wtf. How am I schizo

>>65408754
Nah they reversed it

>gumpai is a dudeweedlol
dropped as a viewer and as a friend

>>65408934
>smokes dank
>hates coomers
unironically based, if I watched vtubers I would actually consider viewing

>>65408986
You're going to end up alone if you stop talking to friends just because they do drugs

>>65408895
Doesn't look like it. First two recommends i have is two camgirls and i only watch vtubers with this account

>>65408820
Come on dude you went nuclear on denpa lmao

>>65408820
Because other anons said you were
Don't you know everything said in the thread is absolute truth?

>>65408934
I give her a pass since she has to cope with unmedicated ADHD and other shit probably, hope she gets insurance in 2024. Meds turned my life around

>>65409478
all my friends do drugs tho

>>65409591
You're giving her a pass because she has a vagina, at least be honest about it.

>>65409478
Druggies don't deserve friends

>>65409752
I don't give out pussy passes bitch, fuck you. I have more women than men blocked on Twitter

I couldn't finish this mission in 3 hours whilst drunk last time. Let's try again.

https://www.twitch.tv/iriyale

>>65410027
Based misogynist
I too hate women and only support malechuubas

>>65410027
Yeah right, you sound like a beta simp.

>>65410105
nobody fucking cares bitch damn!!!!!!!!!!

>>65410176
>beta
LMAO why do I bother trying to have conversations here with losers like you just looking to posture and feed your confirmation bias, whatever dude

>>65410105
Good luck bro

>>65410270
Just listen to yourself.

>>65410270
nigga just stop responding