/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>65329334
OP sucks sweaty balls

My narratives are too strong for you, dramasister.

You can't handle my strongest narratives, hooman. They're too schizo for you. You should go somewhere else that peddles weaker rrats.

>>65329334
Gura peed in Ame's bed during the first myth collab and made Gura go to walmart with Kiara to buy diapers. That is why they were in walmart to get the poptarts for the stream and why Kiara said in a tweet (or in a stream I don't remember) that they didn't go to walmart for the poptarts, they went to get something for Gura, but got the poptarts because they were there anyway

>>65329334
During the first myth off collab the girls ordered a mushroom and green pepper pizza
>Mori was still in japan
>Ina is lactose intolerant
>Gura is lactose intolerant and hated the green peppers
>Ame is gluten intolerant
>Kiara hated the mushrooms
why did they order this pizza? were they trying to intentionally give themselves diarrhea poisoning? Didn't they say they left it out all night and then still ate the leftovers after?
Just like imagine the fucking smell. Do the girls intentionally give themselves diarrhea poisoning to get out of streaming? Not long after, in september 2022, Kronii ate a 3 day old subway sandwich, IRyS told Reine on stream she had diarrhea, Ame went to a bakery and Kiara ate a rotten watermelon, got the shits and then ate the rest of the fucking watermelon the next day.

Pekora IS Jun wife. The woman at his wedding was a body double, since we never saw her face. They were going to go public with their marriage until Miko raped Pekora in front of Jun. That’s why Jun wife hasn’t been on his streams. They’re now divorced. Pekora new husband is Hikakin. The reason Pekora never male collab is because her husbands won’t let it happen. She’s not unicorns friendly.

>>65330551
scat-anonchama, not like this...

Vesper was at that rager mori's sister threw and took photos of mori sniffing cocaine

He then used this as blackmail to force collabs

Mori dragged kronii with her and then deflected the abuse towards her in an attempt to save her streaming numbers

>>65329334
Mumei doesn't stream because she's busy shitposting on /vt/

>>65330292
OP asked for strongest narratives, not obvious facts

>>65330864
can you explain why IRyS went on Reine's birthday stream and told her and chat she had diarrhea poisoning?

Gura is forsen was never debunked

>>65329334
Lots of hololive secretly watch Roberu

>>65330551
Ame eats bread even though she's gluten intolerant, Ina lives with dozens of empty cans of Redbull in her bedroom (without forgetting to mention that until recently, she ate fast-food shit nearly every single day, and keeps on often eating unhealthy stuff since she moved out of her parents' house), and Mori and Gura are alcoholics. They all have horrible sleep schedules, and Kiara literally works on three different timezones.
The girls in Myth are some of the least healthy ones you can find in Hololive. At some point, they've all been depressed or tired to a dangerous point because of their deadlines. They may be just like me regarding that, but at some point it almost becomes self-destructive behaviour.

>>65330941
Most plausible schizopost

>>65330374
>>65330450
Schizoposter enough of these (yous). I am going into /HAHA/ and I need your strongest narratives.

>>65331273
https://streamable.com/2p5si0
Well, yeah, everyone loves the Winning Son, even the EN girls.

>>65331454
You don't know what you ask anon. My strongest narratives will kill a janny, let alone an anon. You need to go to a general who peddles weaker narratives!

>>65331273
Along with Oga, they're the only somewhat valuable members of Holostars. Without them, I would not even understand how the branch has been possibly created, because it's filled with shit. At most I can integrate Shien in that category, and I'm already being gentle here.

Ado and Suisei are related

Gura pissed herself while playing outlast on stream shortly after debut. Since then she always wears diapers for horror game streams or long streams. That is why she never goes to idol meetings. You can see this during the kirby stream where she started the game thinking she would hate it and then like 2 hours in she left to "go pee" but said it weird, because she was actually going to get a diaper

Gura WANTS to homocollab, but management pushing cgdct is blocking her.
>either I stream homocollabs or I don't stream at all!
That's why she overlapped Bijou during debut, she's trying to crush the cgdct dreams of Jap

Hosikawa and Haachama are a lesbian couple

>>65332486
All that time haachama was “in the hospital” was actually her at a gay conversion camp, which was unsuccessful.

>>65329334
Sayu did nothing wrong, Finana gaslit her

>>65331872
you knew too much.

>>65330460
God that's hot

>Kaga Nazuna is actually just a little over 5 years old. She was a newborn at the time of her debut.
>Yano Kuromu is Unei1's daughter
>Sumire isn't actually Cambodian
>Runa is over 6ft tall, which is why nobody talked about her appearance when they met her in person
>Nose lies about having a dirty room

>>65329334
Kiara owns a gun

>>65333328
guns are illegal in yurope.
Gura likely owns a gun though. she complained about having to carry one around on what was probably a hunting trip with her dad or something

>>65333552
>guns are illegal in yurope.
No.
t. italian

>>65333552
not true, I know a fair share of people owning semi-automatic AKs here

>>65329334
every girl that didn't stream during xmas or won't during new year is getting fucked

>>65330460
>>65331823
Bit of a reach but it has potential. Might also be related to the Luigi's Mansion incident, maybe she cringed so hard she peed herself?
>>65330551
>>65331361
Interesting, but why not just lie and say they have diarrhea? Manager isn't going to check. Probably the explanation is just that they're all smelly autist femanons.

>>65329334
Someone post the schizoposter/potion seller soundpost.

>>65334421
Nvm found it.

>>65334359
>Manager isn't going to check
Cover hired for a new specialized role—all talents have to DM one guy a photo of their toilet aftermath and depending on the inspection result will have their break requests granted or denied

>>65332486
Is hoshikawa super straight? Matuli...

>>65329334
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>65331872
And I guess she failed because she never came back.

Zentraya is a tranny, but the female -> male one.

>>65329334
Don't say you didn't ask for it:
>Mumei just failed out of Civ Duties and is trying to appeal her way back in
>Gura is going through a divorce and she's losing a lot of her gaming/streaming stuff to her ex-husband.
>There's been a huge falling out between Bae and IRyS, resulting in the death of the CHaD cast.
>Mel is currently being blackmailed with nude pictures into collabing with holostars members
>Marine got hired to be in a big budget film in Japan and is currently in a bidding war between Cover and the production company
I made all these up but if this post gets deleted, that means at least one is true

>>65330866
Vesper sounds more like a pot head. If he was there then he was the one with the weed.

>>65329334

There is a war between the talents of Nijisanji.

The hard core firmly believes that there are people who are "bought" by other companies in order to make Nijisanji look bad.

Then you have the other group which is divided into 2 groups:

A large part of it believes that many things could be done better and they either live trying to change from within or they just resign themselves and do the bare minimum.

And then you have a couple of moles who add fuel to the fire.

the most serious problem is that the hard core, together with management, believe that certain people are passing on company information to third parties. But since they have no proof and part of the hard core doubts that this is true, there is not much they can do about it.

>>65331872
Gura did hinted something she thought would be funny during the ame worm arc everyone kinda speculated that gura would be that vacant spot.

>>65333552
Well where gura used to live at you have to have a gun regardless if you knew the dangers of humid tropic areas that attracts certain apex predators, in both reptile and feline families.

>>65329334
Gura cleaned her PC using water and then she got really embarrassed about it and told Okayu, the only member online at that moment, and that's why Okayu loves Gura (she finds her stupidness attractive) and that's also why Gura couldn't stream for a while.

>>65342352
>>Mumei just failed out of Civ Duties and is trying to appeal her way back in
impossible, the average zoomer cannot read

>>65334359
the girls aren't good at lying. Easier to intentionally give themselves diarrhea and then tell the manager and chat than to fib