/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

why does she want to fuck shaymin?

>>6514359
I dunno, but I do too.

>>6514359
because she likes cute and small furry things

>>6514359
Like the hedgehog pokemon?

>>6514524

>>6514335
Be sure to visit xphill.com

i enjoy hearing her fumble through english more than anything else

Loving these threads. Feels like the old days.

>>6514335
That's pretty brave of you, there is a lot to go trough

>>6514587
Пиp, зaeбaл

>>6514359
It's small, innocent and defenseless
Riping apart its life as it tries to figure out what is happening to it is what makes it hot
I suppose

>>6514833
its taking long time but I will do my bea reps

I just learned she cannot play sonic as it is too lewd for her

Do you guys bully her for being a degenerate furry?

>>6514559
She wants to fuck the tokyo olympic mascots, too? No one show her mlp

https://files.catbox.moe/0vy2vx.mp4

beatranny...

>>6514879
Of course, but basically she said she didn't chose to be like this, it just kinda of happened, and she wishs it wasn't the case.
Might wanna avoid the reddit spacing if you don't wanna stand out tho.

what happened to her grooming contest?

>>6514987
i dont even go on reddit, but thanks ill make sure not to

>>6514996
She's making , be patient

Bea is literally a /d/ and /r9k/ user but as a Japanese woman. Is 5ch like this?

>>6515060
>Bea is literally a /d/ and /r9k/ user but as a Japanese woman
you got a point
>Is 5ch like this?
Japanese people are generally like this to a degree

next time put yah in the title please

>>6515182
please understand yah is in a phase of return to primal chaos

>>6515182
i did it on purpose bc the other threads didnt have it either im just following the crowd...

>>6515284
Yeah it's the current trend during her break as most threads have been pretty good, we'll see where it goes

every time her voice flutters I want to plug her up with my cock

>>6514822
agreed

>>6515284
You did good. Loving these threads.

I love this fucking bear

bea wants to become normie but she cannot...

shes just like me...

Bea LOVE.
I'll be the one to groom her.

I hate that nowadays it's all GROOMGROOMGROOMGROOM with her and her fanbase.

>>6515781
rather the other way around

>>6515801
m-maybe she'll pick me to be groomed and then I can get assraped by her IRL

Where did the boring dads go? I miss them

>>6515855
who?

I want to go to a punk show with Bea and punch her in the fucking face in the pit

>>6515855
they never left, they are the greys

>>6515855
We got tired of always losing.

>>6515902
Speaking of greys, the last membear stream was peak comfy.
We just need to get rid of the greys

>>6515891
being so drunk you don't feel pain, with your shirt half torn, I miss that.

>>6515855
We're around, you just don't notice us because we're so boring.

>>6515991
For me, it was coke

>>6516034
it's fun to punch people who are stoned they usually smile at you

Did anyone catch the conversation about tinder in the stream chat this morning?

Imagine bea wearing plaid skirt, boots and fishnets.

>>6516147
no, what happened?

>>6516226
I just skimmed over it. Someone just happened to send a message in chat as I was checking something else and it caused all the old messages to be forgotten.
It was probably just a shitopost by Bea anyways.

>>6516147
What would you want it for?

>>6516102
Yeah, that hesitation in their face when they're not sure if they're smelling bloodlust or they're just having a good time

>>6516147
>>6516226
you mean this? like always, literally nothing happened.
guess i found the stealth yah though.

>>6515325
As annoying as it can be to to play "try to find the stealth yah" I strangely don't mind it

>>6516357
thanks

>>6515801
>nowadays
no? It was actually a lot about it at the start, then it got toned down a lot until basically today

>>6516357
I thought it would be something else, something more serious

>>6516498
i unironically believe that bea is a neet with no love prospects who doesnt go outside or interact with other people at all
i know its probably cope but its my menhera reality

>>6516498
>>6516598

>>6516622
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>6516598
>with no love prospects
How is that possible when I am willing to love her.

>>6516655
anon i meant in real life : )

>>6516598
>>6516655
depending on how low she's willing to go I'm sure at least ONE dad would marry

>>6516688
this is real life :)

>>6516622
if I were a loveless virgin it would bother me but I'm not, let her have fun, at christmas I hope to get so drunk with my friends

>>6516690
I imagine bea to be a dirty disgusting girl IRL so I think it's more the other way around, the dad's lowering their standards

>>6516598
this is a pretty good rrat considering all the probably cope about love and intimate human contact she's shared

>>6516763
she's not a neet though

>>6516760
>dads
>standards
If you say so

>>6516763
that's what made me start believing it because she always makes up lies about how much sex she gets
its like shes trying really hard to prove shes normie or could be normie at any moment

>>6516763
Her way of coping is something like "if I don't have it, I don't need it or I hate it"

>>6516800
I should've clarified to exclude the part about her being a NEET, oops.

Bea thinks pee fetish are gross but she herself wants to fuck furry creatures?

>>6516811
I don't think it's just this, it's a pile of cope: nowhere near a normie, at least some fear of men, and more! and that's fine everyone's gotta try to cope

>>6516889
yeah it's just my internal cope but its still fun to think about

What she thinkin?

>>6516959
template

>>6516208
Draw it fag

>>6516763
I don't know now, but in previous generations I think she would just be called asexual. She thinks about romantic relationships now in an intellectual manner, but she wasn't hormonal about either boys or girls growing up and turned down any offers for dates because she wasn't interested. She also treats vanilla sex stuff in a clinical manner, like she is collecting data from dads as research. She wouldn't be wondering how to feel normal so often if she was normal deep down.

>>6517045
we all know that she is a girl so there are two options, she either wants sex (and can get it bc she's a girl) or doesn't want it and is menhera as you described.

it's a 50/50 chance.

>>6516979
Anonchama please... we made like 20 in the last thread

I hate loving this stupid, stupid bitch ass adhd bear

>>6517098
oh I didn't realise the joke had been already done

>>6517223
Check the booru

>>6517098

>>6517045
>She wouldn't be wondering how to feel normal so often if she was normal deep down.
I feel it's the other way, she wonders how to feel normal specifically because she _is_ some variant of 'normal' deep down

>>6517045
she revealed she was a late bloomer a while back so that could've played a big role on not being open to romance early on. as for the vanilla sex I would wager she's fried her brain on porn and she believes, or at least fears, that her chance at a happy love life is gone.

>>6517282
nah, having an extreme desire to be normie and being interested in normies/normie culture is the most non-normie thing possible. people who overly reject normie cultreu and hate on it almost 99% of hte time are closet normies

>>6517045
She really doesn't strike me as asexual, I've known some and it really feels different that what ever she is

>>6514335
Im inclined to believe she is a legit schizo and very much is, indeed, /our/ girl

>>6517331
I am swayed by your analysis, didn't think of it like that

>>6517282
>>6517331
she's also japanese, their culture is to be as conforming and normal as possible, so it isn't that much of a stretch to say that she may believe that being a normie is the only way to have a happy love life.

>>6517613
she probably hates everything about confirming jp culture, so catch22 i guess

>>6517645
she hates it but feels pain when her mom asks her when she will get married and have a kid so she deep down feels conflicted

>Be me
>happy go lucky corporate chuuba enjoyer
>hide chat
>watch VODs
>enter Beatani
>senpai noticed me!
>make twitter to post shitty art
>OMG MY FIRST EVER DM
>She seems very kind
>reads cringe DMs on screen
>OH SWEET JESUS
>not me but scared
>twitter AWAY
>falling behind other dads now
>make sure to watch every stream live so I can chat
>she doesn't read my chats as often anymore
>paranoid about what amazing things other dads are experiencing
>despair
Meeting Beatani was one of the worst things that ever happened to me.

>>6517900
Please come back, without you here I'm worried I might be the most cringe viewer.

>>6517676
my mom told me she couldn't picture me as a father. i don't want kids, but i wasn't sure how to take it.

>>6517978
she means she wants you to become a pregnant male and become a mother

If you're not constantly in prestream chat and Twitter you don't exist

>>6517900
Are you me?

>>6518043
prestream chat is really nothing, but i agree twitter is important for interacting with bea (if you care about it)

>>6517900
If that makes you feel better I've been in from the start and very involved in general, but she barely read my chat messages anymore, probably like once the last month, while it was multiple times per stream early on

>>6517900
I almost went down this path and then I saw her gargling the balls of her twitter simps and awoke myself from the trance
I was about to donate $500 and try to be a twitter replyguy

>>6517645
>>6517676
trapped in a cycle of settling down as quickly as possible to support their aging parents, a real mystery to why birthrates are so low...

>>6518071
I might be reading too much into it, but there are a few people on each chat that she reads a lot of messages from. It's not the same people every stream, but there is some overlap. Sometimes it's greys too, and she seems to ream messages from unfamiliar names. I don't care enough to keep track of it but it's something I've noticed.

>>6518183
she has her favorite replyguys on twitter (people she follows) but I haven't noticed the pattern on stream yet. I have noticed she tends to ignore some of the common names, not sure if on purpose, but a lot ofstreamers are biased towards people who are always around and she doesn't seem to be. she also doesnt say peoples names when she reads stuff, she just reads the message.

>>6518078
Some of the smallest donors get way more attention than the biggest. She likes who she likes and doesn't pretend to be close if she doesn't. She's very polite about it though.

>>6518183
I always felt it just depends what catches her interest in the moment, but who knows
feels alright having your messages read tho, dammit endorphins why

>>6518274
yes I didn't want to be judged by the beatani sorting hat so I will just stay an anon no-talker

>>6518274
But keep in mind whe will read if you say something that gets her interest

>>6518228
It's easiest to notice when its your own message, but sometimes you can notice her reading something you sent in realtime. Usually if it's something funny and you notice her briefly laughing. She is actually quite perceptive and strong with reading comprehension. Pretty sure she is reading most all of chat on the popout window. Of course sometimes she will read the messages out loud, but that is most common during zatsu.

>>6518301
why not just chat with dads and not care about beatanis adhd mind

>>6518338
because im menhera/kichigai and take it as a personal offense every time im ignored and yes I know its completely unreasonable so I prefer to not be a fucking schizo in public and let the dads enjoy in peace

>>6518290
It's not the same as the Twitter crowd, but if she's feeling good about someone on that particular day she reads more of their messages. Pretty normal.

>>6518366
>take it as a personal offense every time im ignored
jesas dadchama...

>>6518401
yes i am menhera : (

>>6518366
I should follow your example but I just seethe in private until she notices me. Then it's all warm and fuzzy for a little while until the voices start coming back.

>>6518307
I feel like she reads at least 90%, which is pretty amazing imo

But speaking about realtime...Many threads ago a dad mentioned hitting 2x speed to catch up every so often, and trying it myself would fall at least 5-10s behind regularly.
Any knowledgeable dads know if this is a problem on Bea's end? Something to do with bitrates/framerates/etc? Just youtube lol?

>>6518366
its ok dadchama I actually feel the same way and am a no reply andy

>>6518366
Based, I also delete my tweets every time she doesn't reply or give them a like

>>6518366
menhera tend to flock together it seems. including me.

>>6518487
my brother... I did 2 tweets with no reactions even from other dads and had a mental breakdown and deleted everything

>>6518414
It's okay menhera-dad, at least you're aware! You're okay in my book

>>6518468
It happens and it's very annoying. Susan you bitch, I want those Bea frames immediately

>>6518501
same bro also I only wait 120 seconds before panic deleting

>>6518501
I did that once. I usually get a like or two and I thought I had inadvertently insulted someone.

also beatani if you are reading this don't feel bad just beacuse I am schizo, you do great community engagement and I appreciate you, I am just psycho and need meds bad..

>>6518468
The chat box is real time, same goes for the popout chat on her side. However, there is a small delay on the chatbox side as well. The problem, and I've had the same problem too is that if you are 5-10 seconds behind and you reply to something, it won't be relevant anymore, so she won't read it. But, if you are only 5-10 seconds behind, it will appear like you are chatting with the other viewers at the same time (when you aren't). It only becomes noticeable once you start to be 15+ seconds behind, and are noticing chat reacting to things that haven't happened yet.
The best solution is just to remember to 2x every 15 minutes, if you care about chat interaction.

I think it's time for a group hug!

>>6518610
Fuck off, fag

>>6518610
Too far

>>6518610
are you sure about that, you want to feel an erection on your back?

>>6518501
Methinks fellow dads tend to be the lurking type, worst case they block/mute right? No big deal

nest of menhera

Alright, forget the hug. I just want to cheer everyone up a bit

>>6518697
i would genuinely prefer to be hate brigaded rather than ignored bc im mental

>>6515766
https://youtu.be/giOJ9hAvucM

>>6518735
If you're prefer the positive or negative over feeling ignored, fair enough!

>>6518677
beas erection on my furry back...

>>6518807
It's common amongst abused or neglected children. It makes sense he would pick Bea as his oshi

>>6518727
Honestly I thought it was a shitpost mocking how cringe lovey-dovey anons were being just before

>>6518874
what is lovey dovey about admitting you are psychotic on social media

>>6518735
Same, I've schizo-posted against myself in other communities just because it was better than nothing.

>>6518932
same bro. im doing it right now.

disenfranchised dads

>>6518859
I mean I can't blame dad, I've felt the same way in the past (being ignored the worst possible outcome)

>>6518980
>being ignored the worst possible outcome
nah, false praise is infinitely worse than being ignored. part of why I like 4chan, nobody has any reason to pretend to like me.

>>6514359
Her only companion as a child was the family cat. After the cat died her parents bought her a goldfish, but she wasn't able to receive love and affection from it the way she did from the cat. At the time she was playing Pokemon, and she began to fantasize about keeping Shaymin as an imaginary pet. At first it was innocent. But Shaymin wasn't real, so it could never satisfy her need for physical contact. She spent more and more time fantasizing about Shaymin until it became a sexual outlet for her in her teenage years. At the same time, her isolation from her peers lead her to develop an aversion to being touched by other humans. Together these conditions snowballed to the point we see today.

>>6518980
>>6518735
I've had a case of being soft blocked by someone I was regularly interacting with on twitter. Then I politely asked why, got no answer, asked again later, simply got blocked in silence and never got any explanation.

Hayai...

I don't understand why you take everything as a personal attack, bea has a short attention span, she usually reads what is funny to her

>her

>>6519029
because im not mentally stable

beatani is a member of the AMIgo network cant tell you more my life is in danger

>>6519033
The fact she wanna have a dick doesn't mean she's allowed to be a he, anon

>>6518735
I'm jealous when dads get hate. I got a little bit early in /yah/ history and it felt good. Maybe it wouldn't be as nice if I knew who was writing it though

>>6519023
The best-case explanation is that they are too afraid/anxious to respond.

>>6519073
>>6514950
I don't get it, do girls usually want to have dick or is it just bea?

>>6519059
take your meds

>>6518468
>and trying it myself would fall at least 5-10s behind regularly.
Maybe your quality is set to auto? When it switches it might cause you to fall behind.

>>6519131
I've known girls who want to have dicks but it's entirely a lust thing. They want to do the fucking at that moment

>>6519131
yes https://vocaroo.com/1atWdMgIqmgp

>>6519151
:^)

>>6519189
w-what

I want the bear cock

>>6519189
who is it?

>>6519283
me too
even just the tip

>>6519283
I think it would be very painful

>>6519292
I think she's from vshojo

>>6519023
Sucks to hear dad, no explanation is my personal nightmare scenario...Like at least _try_ to give some reason (even if personal/irrational) dang

>>6519366
that explains everything

>>6519166
Nope, manually set high. I suppose I could try lower, but my internet speed shouldn't be an issue. It's Susan so who knows tho

>>6519363
For you.

Beatani collab with Vshojo when?

>>6519438
banetani...

>>6519438
no, I'm a big boy

This bear is becoming more of a curse than a blessing at this point for me. I've literally fallen in love with her and everytime I see shitposts about DMs and dick pics, I get emotionally devastated inside. This obsession is only being compounded in the handful of dreams I've been having of her recently. Dreaming of her makes me more obsessed, leading to even more dreams and so on. The worst thing is the only calming remedy is some sort of interaction with Beatani. Nothing major, just the smallest of things.

Please, Bea, just give my tweets and comments a like, maybe even a reply. Just let me know that I'm not forgotten. My love for you is incurable, but you can at least ease my pain...

>>6519283
me too
i think i was the first person to say i did reps to beatani fucking me, even before she said she wished she had a dick
i'm not sure if it's a good claim to fame, but there you have it >>3914639

>>6519465
it would be funny, to see bea mistakenly insulting one of those girls, imagine her asking mouse how long she has to live

>>6519434
Maybe your computer is lagging? Something must be slowing or stopping the video. It's not like Bea is time traveling into the future.

>>6519574
kek, would love to see that happen.

>>6519540
I feel the same way except I love that people abuse her

>>6519604
Since at least one other dad had the issue, I was wondering if there's some issue with the stream being subtly time-shifted to be be shown slower than it's being recorded in real time, if that makes sense

>>6519026
Uoooooh wktk

>>6519363
Depends on the tags really. As long as we avoid guro I'm sure it won't end too painfully for Risuna, even if it hurts at first

Great now we got timeschizo dads

>>6519642
im fine if they abuse her, its part of the fun, but why must they abuse me...

>>6519770

>>6519540
Are you me? Being mauled to death by the bear would be a mercy at this point

>>6519969
Unfortunately dad, people get frustrated with various things in their life, and then take it out on various unrelated things/people. It's not about you, it's about them

Now I wish Bea made a stream reviewing cringe or crazy superchats screenshots from the threads here

>>6520341
You do realize that bea doesn't really have those, right? For how schizo we are, her paying followers are pretty tame in public.

>tfw got a job so I can be a green finally
>can't watch these next streams cause of the hours though
KUYASHII

wait, is this her first TMI donation? if so that must mean she's now officially a real streamer.

>>6520485
I know, I mean the ones from the /vt/ threads, not her owns.

>>6519131
I don't know about most but from the few women I have known that were open enough to share their penis envy it was mostly about the "active" nature of a dick. Supposedly it's more about the idea of domination and power associated with a dick than the shape or size. The mystery of a dick's sensation was another factor but maybe less so.

doxtani...

>>6520506
In which case that would be hilarious and I wouldn't mind a containment breaking stream. Maybe members only if she is worried. She breaks containment all day long anyway

>>6520485
beas menheras go catatonic and never speak again according to this thread

>>6520509
From I can tell this seems pretty spot on, the few women I knew who had these fantasies they never mentioned wanting a penis outside of domming someone or just taking the lead.

>>6520500
Not really TMI. I hope she didn't look at the paypal info to figure out who it was.

>>6520018
Are you having dreams about Beatani, too? I really think those are the 2nd main driving force behind my obsession

>>6516598
well duh, that's why she's on Tinder

>>6520509
I'd assume it's ~25% about the feeling, 75% on being the 'active member'

>>6520726
>I hope she didn't look at the paypal info to figure out who it was.
I mean... there's only one way to donate to her off stream without sending a supa and it's not that hard to check that place to see who did it...

>>6520742
I've had a couple with what I imagine her roommate to look like and one where we were talking in a Twitter space with other dads. Nothing sexual surprisingly.

>>6520808
I know it's not hard but she said she wouldn't.

>>6520864
>she said
DYRBI

>>6520901
No, she's already doxxed everyone. It won't feel as bad when it happens to her.

>>6520500
...was that public? fugggg

>>6520500
What's TMI?

>>6520500
Yeah, doing it off-stream is tactful if you want to send that kind of message. Good luck depressiondad.

>>6520742
>>6520845
Do you people just not dream much? I don't know why it would become a driving obsession just because of that. I've had a few myself, but I dream about pretty much everything so it's not surprising.

>>6520845
none of mine have been sexual either, its all just been interacting with her and getting into more of a friendship, i suppose its what separates just being horny for someone and being actually in love

How furry is Beatani? Is her fursona a polar bear?

>>6521017
Too much information
Basically oversharing about your life unprompted, like this donation
Well it seems Bea didn't mind since I've a good idea of who it is, but I find is real cringe and self centered

>>6521042
>Do you people just not dream much?
I actually remember many of my dreams. Its just I have a seed of love for Beatani, having a dream about her just compounds her into my conscious thoughts more, leading to more dreams, leading to me being acutely aware of her twitter, etc... Its just a positive feedback loop, although I'd assume it hits me stronger since I have a very vivid imagination.

>>6521013
if you are depresseddad consider using a different name when donating if you want to be truly discreet
>>6521042
I do respect him sending it offstream rather than killing the mood midstream

Mistah Z. I know you're in here. What were you using for your vocaloid thingy again?

>>6521095
What are you guys even talking about? What was said and where?

>>6521166
Well... vocaloid
I'm not sure what you mean

>>6521046
One was hearing her drunk laugh in an izakaya and her looking scared when she knew I recognized it. Woke up. The other roommate one was us at a koi pond.

>>6521155
I'll admit I thought it was private but apparently my foolishness knows no bounds, oh well! So it goes

>>6514335
Real talk, what's wrong with this bitch. I thought nipponese women were supposed to be more low key, but this girl makes western menheras look like a joke. She is the type of girl who ends up keying your car and breaks the windshield and then wants to fuck after.

>>6521298
It was bad form of her to post it tabun maybe.

>>6521307
She did mention she wasn't like most japaneses and was pretty outspoken

>>6521332
Notto disu shito agen

>>6521307
that would be the best fuck of your life tho

>>6521169
https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1415133996174876674?s=19
It's not even a bad message.

>>6521332
Maybe. But I'm not sure how else you'd respond without knowing the poster, so I think it's fine.

>>6521298
Do you want me to delete it?

>>6521345
Not the same thing at all

I have defeated countless opponents using Aikido, and they always ask me, Why are you so strong?

I answer, I'm not strong, you are.

Aikido uses the strength of the attacker back at them but 10 times stronger(estimate). Using Aikido I can probably kill a charging polar bear using it's force right back at it, of course, I'm not going to try it, way too dangerous for any sane person.

I recommend practicing Aikido for every dad as you are all physically weak, and Aikido is specialized for the weak to defend against the strong.

Aikido does not deflect attacks. It reverses them, and furthermore: Add more force. A reversed 9mm bullet is more like a fucking cannonball made of burning suns of rage. It could easily tear through a tank.

That is the power of Aikido.

>>6521335
She is in serious need of some dick, not limp simp dick, she needs a real man, not some faggot who keeps DMing her stupid bulllshit on twitter. Imma slid in her DMs, she needs latino dick, this gringos can't handle her.

>>6521298
mistakes happen. personally I would suggest keeping these things to yourself but at the same time it wasn't the greatest move on her part to post it to twitter either and then announce that she knows who you were... good luck though.

>>6521332
Oh. She tweeted it. Well. I...have no idea what to think about that.

>>6521307
>I thought nipponese women were supposed to be more low key
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
anime and real life are two different things

>>6521442
Sí, some broad shouldered hombre that she's never even met her before and only speaks Spanish. Just grab her and do as he wants. That'll fix her.

>>6521413
what did the super chat say?

>>6521479
Relax, it wasn't even a bad supa. I don't know why people are making a big deal out of it.

>>6521435
It's not a bad message by itself but it might attract similar messages in the future. If that's something you're alright with then keep it up.

>>6521517
Not him, and that has nothing to do with anime. There's almost 0 jap vtubers that would pull this kind of mannerisms. This has been talked about before.

>>6521435
not him but It would probably be best considering he definitely donated it offstream for a reason and like >>6521590 said it'll certainly attract more once people find out you'll react to these.

>>6521619
She's an Americhad in the body of a scrawny Japanese girl.

It was a kind and well intentioned message and I don't think it was bad at all. It was smart to send a message with a heavy subject offstream. If you wanted to remain anonymous you would have had to donate under another name, but she'd still see your paypal. Anyway, don't sweat it, it's not a big deal.

>>6521450
I'll admit I didn't expect to get effectively named. Whoops. Oh well, generally I think dads are alright, everything will be fine!

>>6521692
Dads will never be happy.

>>6521696
Ameri and Chad in one word? uh...

>>6521725
If it makes you feel better I have no idea who (You) is. I could have posted the same thing

>>6521737

>>6521725
>didn't expect to get effectively named
nest of menhera please andastand
>>6521728
yeah yeah... ultimately up to her, just throwing out a suggestion.

>>6521696
>Western women
>Chad
Stop. Stop being cringe. For once in your life.

So we know who the shortest dad is, what about the tallest?

>>6521435
It's fine if you don't delete it, it was your own will to post it after all.

>>6521814
Eastern ones aren't much better from what I see. Just a different kind of crazy.

>>6521821
Start a poll

>Euros triggered by Americhad comment
kek
go back to whining about stream times

>>6521810
I andastand, it's all alright. got overexcited "I'll tell bea I like her!" ..no regrets lyfe

>>6521261
>her looking scared when she knew I recognized it
that mustve hurt dayone, hopefully the 2nd one was nice. i've never had a dream about meeting her roommate, but the kuma herself.

>>6521955
Too busy being an eurochad

>>6521776
Yeah, I have no idea either. And I actually did post something similar, but I put it in my letter instead

My only comment is that working hard can mean two things, a strong effort, and an effort that requires focus/motivation. So to say you're not working hard because you enjoy doing it may not be what you intended to say.

>>6522052
Yeah it did but understandable, second one was nice

>>6522034
it's understandable that you'd feel like sharing that, respect to not just vanishing or sperging out about it.

Can I send beatani dick pics

>>6521450
I feel like it's using the streamer as your therapist, never liked that.
Like yeah I also would want to share those things but refrain because honestly who care about my shitty life and 10year long depression, it's annoying to hear about and that's why I pay a professional to do that.

>>6522138
I think I understood; like she's doing it entirely because it's what she wants to do. But to me, throwing yourself into want you want to do and 'working hard' are the same.
>>6522189
I appreciate your respect! and of other dads with supportive messages, though i can see the TMI factor

>>6521517
Completely missing the point, if anything girls portrayed in anime are much more upbeat and crazy than actual people. Japanese girls like Bea are indeed not the norm.

>>6521821
Throwing 195cm into the ring as a contender. If only because someone might make a giant Risuna

>>6522456
You got me beat, I'm only 188. But I think we'd make a fine pair of Risunas.

>>6522372
yeah go ahead

>>6522382
agreed, just saying I can see the reasoning behind even if it is annoying to the streamer and viewers.
>>6522456
6` or ~182-185cm here can't really remember my exact height in metric.

>>6521720
it's "ok" because off stream but it's so annoying that people think vtubers are some therapist they send their shitty life to
just because it's someone from here doesn't suddendly make it less cringe worthy
Doesn't seem like Bea care tho so yeah, her problem

>>6522372
Honestly dick picks would be preferable to depression blogposting

>>6522548
That's 183cm
t. 183cm tall

>>6522548
meant to qoute >>6521821

>>6522372
Wait for her to send one first

>>6522554
She veers off into depression land often enough

>>6522819
It's cute when girls do it, though

I'm drunk I'm unapologetically menhera and I just did a duet with the bear https://voca.ro/11n5272IqohU

>>6522819
that's part of the GFE so it's okay

>>6522964
I already jerked off, but thank you

>>6522819
Yes, only girls are allowed to share their weakness, and guys listen.

>>6521810
Was going for a one-off private message "my shitty life is slightly better!" and not requesting anything, but can't disagree, still cringe...

I don't understand why you guys like to be pitiful? can't you keep your crap to yourselves or get a fucking therapist?

>>6523133
Good thing 99% of us are girls then

>>6523215
whoops meant >>6522554
brain function onegai..

>>6523368
And tell all this shit to a stranger? Then I realized...

What kind of message is cringe is up to Bea after all.

I liked your message. Thank you depresseddad.

>>6522964
Good job, powerful voice

>>6523215
>she can talk about how her life is garbage and about her lack of motivation, but she will not appreciate if you open up about yourself
>she can talk about her weird habits like holding chopsticks wrong and not knowing how to wash herself without getting her clothes wet, but she'll laugh if you reveal you share the same habits
I can't blame you for your actions, only for not seeing it coming if you're a Bea regular.

>>6523497
I feel a bit bad that she's making fun of him in our convo. How do I address it without setting off a menhera attack?

>>6523619
post it dad, I dare you. I can take it

Dads, did you also take a picture of your package before you sent it? I did it as proof that I sent it.

>>6523619
Can’t understand what are you saying. I genuinely appreciate him.

>>6523572
Least favorite part about her, but she claims to hate serious stuff. Keeping a lighthearted mood on stream is a good idea.

This fucking bear.

>>6523775
Get back to work, Bea

>>6523791
I think it's nice to keep a bit of a hugbox during streams. Who wouldn't love their own hugbox?

>>6523844
Oh... I see now

>>6523844
>christmas cake stream not scheduled just before the proper year
disgrace...

>>6523926
Christmas is the best time to meet up for sex because dads will be on vacation.

She's going to commission SEX.

>>6522964
last one for the night I'm out of beer and I'm feeling better after singing out my feelings. Love you dads. stay strong. love bea. https://voca.ro/14RbZxCoutiV

>>6523962
Perhaps I misinterpreted, it's actually the soon-to-be disqualified as a Christmas cake stream; I see

>>6523215
Eh, it's important to thank people if they do good by you. And like others have said, she wouldn't have posted it if she thought it was too cringe. She's too honest for that
>>6523775
It's low quality bait. Schizo dad is just trying to bully depression dad a bit and is mostly succeeding

>>6524138
It"s just a one off so not that important, but I really don't want things to become lonely guys sharing their depression with each other, so I'm very wary of slippery slops

>>6522964
>>6523999
pretty nice dad, hope you get more beer soon

How do I have sex with Beatani? Serious responses only please.

>>6524244
I didn't want a lot of things to happen yet here we are.

>>6524138
Fortunately my main strong point is staying positive and not giving up! And I believe all you dads out there can successfully not give up on whatever effort you're making, too! Ganbarre dads~

>>6521413
I missed it

>>6524405
Bend over

>>6524405
Either drugs or violence

>>6524405
She hates violence so rape in minecraft would be a viable option as there's a good chance she'd just give up rather than fight it.

>>6524539
So that's why so many were asking for a minecraft server.

>>6524539
Don't think that's an option, she's definitely a screamer

Oh no no no she likes short guys

>>6524539
I want to say mods for hardcore nonconsensual sexual violence in minecraft don't exist, but I'd probably be wrong

>>6524405
go to horse track look for old alcoholic in his forties, ask him about his daughter go to his house and give him her a hard beating and then rape her, if all goes well she will never forget your face

Goodnight dads.
And Bea, if you're reading this, I love you, but I wish I didn't.

>>6524876
I just imagine an oil balon buying the debts and daughters of gambling addicts in the Tokyo area hoping to hit their own jackpot

>>6524809
that's OK I knew I never had a shot anyway.

>>6524962
Goodnight! Hope you sleep well dad

>>6524244
It would take a lot for us to reach that point, mostly because we're from here and not from elsewhere, but that's understandable
>>6524427
Y-you too

comfy thread aaaaaaaa

>>6524809
tall = scary

>>6525253
short = easy to control

>>6524809
I hate being tall and manly and having a big dick... bea will never love me...

>>6525285
I want to control this bear

>>6525312
same bro, but imagine the fun you could have if you do manage to get a night with her...

>>6524405
1. Become Shaymin
2. Hot bear injection

>tall risuna chan is nice too
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME THERE'S A CHANCE

Beatani desires a small brown man. Anyone here fit that description

>>6525565

bea flirting in public...

>>6525565
remote kid?

>tfw average guy
Too tall to be fetishized, but we still play second fiddle to tall guys...

>>6525565
That's remote kid

Tfw I'm 5ft8in
Life isn't fair...

>>6525755
>>6525847
would remote kid realistically be brown underneath that fur?

>>6525668
Bea's perfect man.
Small, furry and isn't against taking a beating. https://youtu.be/SLfOJcFt5EI

>>6525565
Is Beatani Mori Calliope?

>>6525901
>Indian
>Not brown
????

>>6525668
>>6526574

>>6525901
More of a greyish tone?

>>6526574
It's conspicuous how he's called "KEMONitO". I know, it's supposed to be a pun meaning "how cute", but I've also been told that Mexican masked wrestlers were respected by Japanese professional wrestlers, so maybe there's a connection there.

>>6514335
ayo stealth /yah/ thread?

reading the stories and personalities of the menhera psychos who follow bea makes me feel at home

>>6527197
Afraid this is it, at this point
maybe bretty ok overall?

>>6527197
What is /yah/?

No Beatani likes in weeks, I'm gonna menhera!

>>6527312
A miserable pile of secrets?

>>6527323
Maybe you can get her to like a Reddit post. It's pretty good grooming over there.

>>6527323
Dad, even if she hates you, you can stay strong....right..? Right, dad?

why is beatani trying to make boys wear girls clothing?

>>6527001
I think it just a coincidence but, we may never know

>>6527657
Cute glasses

>>6527648
To fuck them silly

>>6527648
many dads were already doing it before

real grooming hours

and this is why im not a twitter andy

>>6527866
What is an andy?

>>6527866
forgot image
bros do not fall for her tricks

>>6527926
Twitter andy: a guy who gets randy on twitter

>>6527937
>Not wanting to be made into a CJD by Bea and have her destroy your prostate with her futa cock

>>6522819
>>6522554
We're her meds....

>>6527993
bro trust me you do not want this... turn your life around before this disgusting kimoota bear grooms you into an impotent limpdick!

>>6528054
You would deny her the pleasure of giving you a reacharound?

>>6519985
Miho?!!

>>6527993
What's cjd?

>>6528054
It's too late for me now...
I hope she picks out cute outfits for me...

>>6528147
i dont know exactly what it stands for but it is likely some mix of cross dressing & jouso (boy dressed as girl)

>>6527323
I was about to type a long post about how Beatani hasnt been giving me any attention recently but now that I think about it she does plenty enough for us already. Just feels wrong asking anymore from her.

>>6528175
no, embrace your menhera and get upset about it. this thread opened my eyes, there are many of us being ignored its time to rise up against this favoritism playing bear bitch

>>6528147
Just as clueless but maybe this

>>6528147
something very gay

>>6528173
Cross (jouso) dressing? I have no idea

>>6528147
crossdressing (cosplay? idr)
女子
男性

>>6528217
Let me play the devil's advocate: what's wrong with so many of us being ignored? Is it not that we must try harder?

>>6527657
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAqjdHHYG6E
Bros, I feel so shitty treating my country's culture like it's not worth learning. Look at how excited she is to talk about lucha libre. How do you even explain this interest to your friends? Does she even have friends or is she stuck in a rut like Bea is?

>>6528298
For every dad that rises, another must fall. This is the way of the jungle.

>>6528298
no if we start competing with each other then we will only encourage the twitter replyguys who spend 24/7 tweeting bea and lose even harder. we need to band together and beat the shit out of this silly old bear

>>6528323
Lucha libre is based

I just want to her to like me...

>>6528323
you should go to the luchas, it's fun, you can throw beer at people.

I have a question. Do most of you have notifications for every tweet she makes, or do you just stalk Twitter all the time?

Who does she have notifications for?

>>6528447
hell no. i need to get less bea not more, im obsessed with her and she doesnt even notice me!!!

>>6528298
At least the dads still like my posts, right?

>>6528481
>0 likes from bea or dads on my twitter posts
>delete them in a embarrassed rage

whats wrong with me

>>6528447
She probably has notifications for more then anyone could guess, then ignore 85% of it as far as likes go

>>6528481
Of course we do

this thread is chock full of awesome menhera dad content

>>6528514
Did you wait at least 16+ hours? I feel that gives various timezone dads at least a chance

>>6528447
I check it a few times a day, I just happen to have similar times. I usually wake up when she does her late night JST tweets for example

>>6528481
The dads who don't get noticed band together in wild packs, surrounding the inner circle like wolves. Occasionally one on the inside will be foolish and is thrown to the wolves. One among the wolves fills the empty space and the cycle continues.

>>6528559
no i waited 2 minutes

I wish she would stop with the twitter interactions. It just breeds jealousy within her small fanbase. Retweet art, announce streams, etc.. just stop with the back and forth tweeting.
Please... it hurts....

God I want to be in an abusive relationship with bea. Please abuse and humiliate me

>>6528514
Turn on notifications for one of the dads that posts popular stuff and orbit him like your life depends on it. Shamelessly use him as a wedge.

>>6528614
Hayai, crazy guy

>>6528677
Hayai kichigai

>>6528514
The more that I am friends with you, the more likely I am to like your tweets. You can become closer to me by just tweeting / chatting more so I know more about you and can remember you better.
You can also speed up this process by following me or DMing me.

>>6528739
This, it's basically like normal life

>>6528632
I'm sorry dad, but do you not find it inevitable? Those who post what she likes; a like. Everyone else, nothing. Such is the nature of the Internet's infernal mechanisms

>>6528677
bea likes her twitter favorites replies super fast... i know the truth im not in the inner circle I AM BEING GANG STALKED!

>>6528298
I don't care, I only comment when I have something to say, at least you dads seem to like my cats, I guess it doesn't help that my twitter and youtube accounts don't share the same name

>>6528323
Lucha libre is pretty normie tier here. The times I went, you could see families and a lot of cute chicks in the arena.

>>6528831
No. She could be more professional on twitter. She treats it like discord and it's bleeding into here and into streams.

>>6528632
first off disclaimer, i am schizo and bea can and should do whatever she wants and not judge her behavior off my psychotic behavior

that said, i would not mind at all if she only replied to cool, funny and cute OC like art or videos, but when she is interacting with this little group of tweeters and dming them personally, knowing im a useless no twitter dad just makes me pain

> https://twitter.com/kukaragomi
Who the heck is this menhera? Leech?

>>6528949
>knowing im a useless no twitter dad just makes me pain
It takes like 10 seconds to make a twitter account. Go do it.
>b-but
In the time it takes for you to argue with me you could have made an account.

>>6529025
i already did, and then when i tried to make some replies no one reacted and I decided to have a kichigai episode

>>6529023
fuck off, you fucking leech

>>6529023
I'm not sure if it was meant to be funny but I laughed anyway.

>>6529023
>quote retweets the same picture twice

>>6529052
at least on 4chan theres no likes and if no one replies to me I can just reply to myself to make it look like someone cared

>>6529023
Just a vtuber trying to network. Don't read into it too much.

Is this a group therapy session?

>>6528949
As someone who occasionally replies and isn't allowed DMs I think it's fine to try by posting stuff, worst case she blocks/mutes right?

>>6529141
yes have a seat and tell us what the bear did to you

>>6524809
How short are we talking about?

>>6529158
>isnt allowed dms

what does this mean? im not a twitterfag

>>6529141
Yes, how are you doing?

>>6529158
Did she ever block anyone after that initial menhera episode?

>>6529088
I care buddy

>>6529208
shorter the better, she wants a cross dressing femboy

>>6529212
For Bea and her samefag account? you must be followed to DM her

>>6529233
thanks dude..

>>6529212
Not mutual followers

>>6529284
you're welcome

>>6529249
>>6529293

what so only people she follows can dm her? holy crap the favoritism runs deep... this is the end for me... i will never make it

>>6529186
She called me a kimo-ota when I complimented her.
>>6529216
Hungry and horny. You?

I would like to say that you are fooling around, but it looks like you are serious, please don't do anything weird

I want to fuck a pichu toy and cum all over it and inside it to make Bea jealous since she'll never have a cock.

>>6529052
Try making some art or memes, and post them in the tags.

>>6529347
tell me what more did the bear do?

I'm so sick of not knowing what is real or not. Do you honestly have DM conversations with her? Please, just for a moment, don't shitpost.