/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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Twitter Space: >>64959488
Last Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWyIexYZHNk

Last Stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FkZci6TNyc
Latest Short: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VE59A1AcHUg

Golly Goodvella【Shiori Novella Original】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nABrvB7564g&t=1088s
Halloween Night, Tonight!【hololive English -Advent- Cover】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqXrBy_FIU0
Rebellion【hololive English -Advent- Debut Song】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYNYhSsR8EE

Schedule: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkqwIcO3YN8
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@ShioriNovella
Twitter: https://twitter.com/shiorinovella

Christmas Voice Pack:
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololive_christmasvoice2023?variant=44256038617308 (Japanese)
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololive_christmasvoice2023?variant=44256038650076 (English)

Merch:
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_advent_debut
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/starting-voice-shiori-novella
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_advent_horrorvoicedrama
https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1716295882146988485
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololive_sportsfestival_voicepack?variant=44163472851164

Shiori Likes: https://rentry.org/8aukv
Shiori AI Covers: https://rentry.org/yoo4r
Shiori Guest Appearances: https://rentry.org/46zgf
Shiorium Archive: https://rentry.org/t9zuc
Shiori Improvisations: https://rentry.org/b72cv

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I love Shiorin and I miss her lots.

Everybody finds love in the end~

I'm going to Shiori

Could always watch YuYuHakusho and pretend you're part of her friend group.

you guys okay?

>>65020815
Yeah, cool as always.

Do not reply to shitposter.
Do not discuss shitposters.
No, they won't feel owned if you keep discussing how much of a raiding brownvtm nijisister they are for 50 posts.
Do not argue to defend m'lady, nobody you are giving (you)s to cares about the subject, they are just here to shit up the place.
Just report and ignore.

>>65020815
No, not that anyone cares how I am.

>>65020815
I'm never okay

SHIORI CUTE

>>65020815
my legs are okay

SHIORI CUTE

>>65020815
Who gives a fuck

>>65020834
That rendition of the NovelKnight is soo cool.

Didn't she mention something about an "assignment" she wanted us to do? Like we gotta make artwork for all of our forms or something like that?

>>65020963
For the thing her friends are working on for her, she was meant to do it for New Years, but because she's not home and laptop and only has 30mins she doesn't know when she's going to do it now.

>>65020963
She said she would tweet the details

>>65020515
Thanks for baking onee-chan

>>65021080
She said she was going to make her schedule, or tweet, or anything else and look how that turned out.

I'm gonna shoot my goo inside Shiori

>>65020963
I remember her just telling us to do whatever we want with it and share it to have fun with everyone
but that version is better than artorias clone #345

>>65021078
>>65021080
I hope it's not limited to art work. I have been planning on repainting a gunpla kit in Novelknight colors. I kinda wanna use that

SHIORI A CUTE

Shiori must have fell asleep. Oh well, happens to the best of us. Will just patiently wait here refreshing twitter every 10 secs untill I too fall asleep in a couple of hours.

>>65021484
>IP shit
You fucking idiot, of course she can't use it.

Wherever we end up know that you've made your mark.
I'm forever lost forever caught by your moment on Earth.

>>65021549
Only one more hour until its too late for her to do anything because she's scared of her parents.

>>65021583
Fuck you're right. Ah that sucks. She hates Mecha for some reason anyway.

>>65020963
draw artwork of novelknights, bookwyrms, pages, and novelites. doesn't have to be exactly the same as the versions she released but they should be in PNG format.

>>65021844
I can't draw

>>65020963
A Novelknight game would be cool if all the novelutions were used in some way

>>65022033
not even an MS paint scribble of a novelite?

>>65021668
Shiori's parents should plap in the middle of her next space as vengeance for speaking ill of their healthy bedrooom life.
>PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP IS THIS HOW YOU PAY US FOR DECADES OF MILD SILENT FUCKS PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP GET BONKED GET BONKED GET BONKED

>>65021844
If I had any artistic bones in my body, I'd wanna draw them Digimon style.
Pages are the humanoid form, Bookwyrms for the beast form. Novelknight for fusion form.
If any shigger needed some inspiration or an idea, feel free to take it.

>>65022033
just try and give it your best novelite
I've did mine before on pen and paper a few times and she liked it
don't give up

>Forgets member post week
>Doesn't post short
>Delays member audio

>>65022133
Dead bedroom is very real. As soon as I was born, my parents stopped. I would know because I couldn't sleep at night and there was a hole in the wall between my room and my parents. They just laid there backs against each other or sometimes my dad's arm would he around my mom but with clothes on.

There are 9 more days in December and we have done 0 watchalongs.

>>65022132
>>65021844
>>65022247I'll guess I'll start doodling again. i haven't drawn since HS

>Still no short
She didn't schedule it an hour later either.
It's fucking over, she forgot about us.

>>65022304
That’s the most depressing shit

>>65022586
I'd ask to show results but you'd probably be doxxing yourself unless you use a throwaway.

>>65022726
Dunno what causes it. Probably satisfied they have their child and only had sex to have children. Or maybe they don't want to risk more disasters like me. Either way I'm not letting dead bedroom happen with my future wife.

One of the shorts is going to be "Merry Christmas" so she doesn't have to stream.

Explains why her parents think she's such a failure. She's a disappointment in everything she does.

>>65022647
>>65022859
>>65022970
if you think this is bad remember she's not back until after the 8th of january

>>65022735
Yea, naw. I wont post it here nor on twitter. I'll probs post it once I feel confident it looks alright

>>65022033

>>65022970
I’m only disappointed in myself for believing she was special

>>65023063
Took her less than 6 months for the mask to come off and reveal she was the same unmotivated 3view

https://youtu.be/0AOiKmFiP24?si=asMPOXsGqj2GmTNf

why thread fast?
grug not understand.

>>65023321
Oh boy, the grudgepost I can build out of this.

>>65023321
She saw the melties and posted it a day early.

>>65023321
she loves us...

>>65023390
Nijisisters love us!!! Also Kuro revealed more black company shit from Nijisanji

>>65023321
>No credits
It was 'him' wasn't it?

Shiori expects you to do all the work during sex but then complains that she doesn't feel satisfied

>>65023321
Sisters...
>>65023401
Do it anon, they deserve it.

>>65023321
>No kiss
It's shit

I AM TEARING UP UNIRONICALLY

>>65022285
>>65022647
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>>65023210
Alright put the dress on

I don't think these member audios are for me. They're still feeling forced and unnatural, too heavily scripted.

>>65023789
>picture attached

I LIKES IT

>>65023789
You don't get it, do you? She posted that early. It was supposed to be 'the day after tomorrow'.

Yeah this wasn't scheduled like always

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>>65022285
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>>65023210
Hi nijiniggers, sisters, needylites and doomers. Here's your grudgepost for everyone to laugh at you, again. It just keeps happening.

So if we throw big enough melties, Shiori will do things?

>>65024102
it worked with the twitter space and today so

>>65024102
well yeah thats what i did to my irl wife too, im too much precious for her

>Needylites now deluding themselves into thinking they had any influence when she's not even /here/

>>65024213
Explain the odd timing for release.

Thanks Shiori...that was a good Christmas gift.

>>65024262
>Laptop

>>65023401
I was gonna ask if you could include me in the grudgepost since I sorta participated in the melties.
>>65023483
Shutr yo bitch ass up
>>65023842
My Shigger, It's an Audio DRAMA. Fuck you expected?
>>65024102
>>65024159
Even if she did it for "damage control", she will punish us for our actions down the road. Don't get cocky
>>65024262
Schizophrenia

>>65024371
If I missed you then whoops, but whatever, you know what you did. Live with the shame for a few minutes.

>>65024335
the video was already on the playlist. it was scheduled to release sometime, she did push it early today

>>65024335
Her laptop is off by 15 minutes?

>>65024446
>>65024460
Yes, her laptop time is off and she's consistently mentioned that it is.

>>65024028
I am >>65020235 and I don't see why I am included in this.

>>65024102
If you want to refer to sister posting as 'melties', sure.

>>65024506
Wow you really don't want to believe she's here huh

>>65024506
It's off by exactly an hour because she set it for a different timezone.

I am happy. Just like that. Why? Why does she make me so happy and so miserable at the same time

>>65024570
>Shiori does more out of consideration for sisters than for novelites
wow

Mental darkness grew listening to that.
It will never be real.

>>65024640
Is it because of her opsec autism?

>>65024770
Lack of it tbqh.

Since when does she do a premiere for stream highlights?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgHEH7Z-Evg

>>65024594
I'll believe manager or Mori, not Shiori.
>>65024640
Dunno where you got an hour from but picrel. If you find the actual source of an hour, I'll take it.

>>65023321
damn i’m only a bookwyrm maybe i need to whale

>>65024852
>video release is off by exactly an hour
>Shiori says it's because of laptop
>today is off by 15 minutes
>anon copes that it's also because of the same laptop

>>65024878
>$5 more a month
What you need is to find a job.

>>65024852
Pico Park. She set her stream exactly an hour late. She explained it was because of her laptop.

>>65025007
>If you find the actual source of an hour, I'll take it.
If you're going to talk shit, find the damn source, I already said I'll admit to being wrong if you find it, retard.
>>65025068
Did she say it on stream or nah? Cuz chat doesn't have it.

https://youtu.be/rgHEH7Z-Evg?si=HUV8JG3j14himOkB

>>65024850
She wants to watch it with us!

>>65025148
The time was set exactly an hour later than everyone else. If you're trying to argue her laptop time is off by more than an hour, you'll have to show why it was only exactly one hour late for that collab. That's not the only time she's uploaded exactly one hour later, there was the Shiorin tunes short that uploaded exactly one hour late.

>>65024850
Prechat room I assume.

>>65023321
First off, very nice calming music for this audio, the assets are nice too, though I listen to these things twice, once without looking and once with, whole point of an audio drama is to listen.
Secondly, she doesn't sound as scripty as she did in October and November, it sounds kinda closer to her sportsfes / holo xmas dramas, which were really good in comparison, so huge plus point there
Thirdly, this one didn't personally bother me but I know it bothered others, no credits, all natural Shiori script. While it doesn't mean much to me, I'm sure it'll make others a bit more happy. I highly doubt that from now on it will be Shiori-improvised scripts, so I expect her to get scripts from her friendos sometimes, but hey, good timing for an Xmas one.
Lastly, length, it was longer than Oct and Nov which is cool. Expected the same length as the October one or a bit less due to family obligations but nah. It was longer, to my pleasant surprise.
That's about it, will review more audio dramas as they come out from Shiori. Enjoy the audio drama my fellow Novelknights.

>>65025678
>I highly doubt that from now on it will be Shiori-improvised
Why?

>>65025148
https://youtu.be/g61NeehJENI?t=7307

>>65024706
You are a needylite, read on it, learn to control it.

>>65025737
Because people are often busy in life and sometimes it's hard to come up with an idea by yourself, so you ask friends for an idea, or to help you draft an idea.

>>65025798
Thanks for the confirmation. I'm wrong about the laptop time then.

>>65025737
>>65025837 (me)
I'd like to clarify that I meant that sometimes it will be a script drafted by her friends, sometimes it will be Shiori improvised. I didn't mean to say it will be only one or the other, if that's how it came off.

She was at our side all along!

>>65025889
I just want you to realize how hard it is to find the exact something she says with how much she speaks.

>>65025837
>>65025965
Yeah sure but I feel like when Shiori does the writing herself I'm way more attached to it. Like she thought of that for us, its way more special. Imagine the Valentine's Audio Drama in February...

>>65026084
I hope she's cooking up a stream, but it's a Wednesday so I won't expect.

>>65026228
Bladerunner watchalong? Thoughts?

>>65026084
Which is why I said that I understand why others would be happy with it, while it's not a big factor to me.
>Imagine the Valentine's Audio Drama in February...
If she has to get a script written for her for this, all that tells me is that she sucks at relationships or doesn't know what guys like in regards to relationships.
>>65026228
It would be over if it were Sunday to be honest, but hey, if she does stream on Wed v-day, I get to tell her it's my birthday.

>>65026293
Oh of course its you saying this...

>>65026343
Huh? You have now confused me.

>>65026399
Don't worry about it

>>65026435
Uh. Alright.

>>65026293
Birthday on Valentine's day.
Where have I heard that before?

>>65026527
It's my first time ever mentioning it. If someone else happens to share a birthday, then my condolences to them.

>>65026570
No, you didn't say anything. Do people often wish you happy birthday late? Like 10 days late?

>>65024102
It's all thanks to (me), I post about how much I expect of her no matter what and she delivers. Always!

>>65026611
No. I get compared to Choco a lot and then memed on that I'll be forever alone like Choco.

I hate people.

>>65026941
I hate the world they live in

So, no watchalongs tomorrow either.

I am so tired of being taken advantage of. I wish to never feel anything for another human being again.

I don't give a shit, grudgepost me, but she's not doing the watchalongs she promised.

Anons I have a song idea it go something like this
"We Wish You a Shiorimas this year"
That all I get so far what do you think anon?

>>65026839
>I get compared to Choco
Competent in most fields but with completely unrealistic expectations and undesirable desires in a partner that lead you to being alone?

Have not watched a single episode of the 78.
https://youtu.be/2_ToKgkHqkc?t=1120

>>65027598
>Basically December I feel like it's going to be an entire watchalong month
So that was a fucking lie
https://youtu.be/2_ToKgkHqkc?t=1188

Shiori...

>>65027657
>Remind me to upload my schedule
https://youtu.be/5FkZci6TNyc?t=9691

As a needylite, I'm sleeping good tonight

Watchalong tomorrow fr

>>65028007
>needylite
No, you're just a fake fan.

>>65028007
Meroroy christmas?

>Instead of our usual choose-your-own adventure stories,
I'll be jotting down a weekly diary entry with (gasp) a picture included.

Heh.

>これは片想いけど、俺はシオリのことがまだ世界の誰よりも愛している!
>いつもシオリのことが考えている!
>シオリのために俺を全部犠牲にする!
>俺のゴスなシオリ姫の可愛い声がいつも好きだ!
>永遠にシオリのそばにいてる!
>俺の空想にシオリと子供を作るために、シオリといつも手を握って、ラブラブエッチする!

Shiori, kocham cię!

Are the seaniggers really gone?

>>65028207
They're Among Us ඞ

>>65028207
No. You have summoned them again. Good job.

>>65028311
>Might.

>>65028389
In other words she's not doing SHIT
There will be no watchalongs.

>>65027439
Cute Shioris

All of it. All of those sweet words she spoke were nothing but make believe and she was never intending to do it anyway.

>>65028419
Just like she would PROBABLY do a twitter space? Yeah.

>>65028389
>Might do a lot
She hasn't even done one. Fuck off with arguing over wording. She said it was a watchalong month multiple times. She hasn't even done one.

Novelites make me sick. Shiori makes me sick. Everything is as it ought to be.

So did you have a good day at work?

>>65028557
Ok nijinigger. You tried this shit by saying she promised a twitter space already. Go back to crying over Kuro.

>It'll just be nonstop zatsudans for december really, and watchalongs
https://youtu.be/8YTJbseLq1o?t=2715

>>65028672
3 more hours and I'll be done for the week and enjoy a good long weekend
Going to the local con too to grab some fan merch

Maybe now, she'll learn to shut the fuck up.

>>65028248
https://youtu.be/G-Se-oR8FWE?si=jXFe8L7Pfe7BTDt5

>Advent baby's first failed expectations
Come back when you've matured like a chumbud.

>>65028672
i'm a neet

>>65028951
>Noooo you need to be this abused for it to count
Fuck off

Howdy Ho Novelites. I have been keeping busy during Shioris hiatus by playing Skyrim and finally finishing it off after the couple years its been out. Which im totally sure isnt over a decade and an insane amount of time

>>65029034
>i'm a neet
Ha same job's are for sheep

Master Shiori, grant us eyes!

>>65029491
Meant to also type "So how have you al been holding up?" as well

>>65029491
Skyrim Was Released 12 Years Ago, 10 Years Ago, 7 Years Ago, 6 Years Ago, 5 Years Ago, and 2 Years Ago

>>65029511
Ahh, Shiori, or some say Shioreo... Do you hear our prayers? Plant eyes on our brains, to cleanse our beastly idiocy.

>>65029557
Yeah I know I know...I did like the way they made CC content official in the last update though getting all the Shiving Isles stuff was kinda cool. i just dont wanna think too hard about the sheer amount of time passing around me

>>65029557
>12 Years Ago
Man I remember being so excited for the original release and playing the game for the first time. Where has the time gone?

>>65029539
Not bad, cute audio drama today.
Have you played the other games like morrowind and oblivion?

>>65029762
If you want to feel worse, Dark Souls 1 released a month before it.

>>65029792
I only ever played Prepare to Die because I'm PC only but this does make me feel old.

>>65029867
That was less than a year later.

>>65029511
Wish Shiori had more eyes in her design. She's almost my ideal girl

>>65029919
Get outta here Fubuki, she's not putting on the glasses.

>>65029949
Not nearly enough. She needs like at least 3 more eyes. Preferably much more.

>12 years down the line
>Hololive is on gen JP26 and EN15
>Shiori is nothing but a distant memory with a brief intro page as a former talent on the company website

>>65029034
Same. I'm hoping I can find a job in January, otherwise I might just pull my devil trigger and pick up a TEFL cert and teach English abroad for a year or 2 to fuck my life up.

>>65028672
No. But it's okay.

>>65028713
She's doing those with her friendos. Watch YuYuHakusho so you can understand what she talks about when she tells you how much fun she had with them.

I need to make friends

>Watchalong month she lied

>I can't wait to watch a bunch of cartoons with you all, she lied

Who in their right mind would want to think about job 24/7 during a vacation?

>>65030472
Just make up a bunch of bullshit to say to make people happy, you don't need to actually deliver.

>>65030310
>>65030353
Fool me twice

Goodnight Novelites. Hopefully tomorrow will have less thinking.

>>65029557
>Skyrim Was Released 12 Years Ago
Fuck I feel old now, was just playing fallout New Vegas a couple days ago

>>65025057
i definitely get paid more than you lol

>>65030584
Goodnight Novelite. My head hurts.

Shiori was always a lazy bitch. The only one in Advent who takes two days a week off.

The only stupid retard in Advent to think that it's acceptable to take two fucking holidays within the first six months of your new job.

Go ahead. Grudgepost me. I want to be grudgeposted. I want her to actually do something. But she fucking won't. No watchalongs, not tomorrow, not before Christmas. Prove me wrong Shiori.

>>65030764
What do you want to watch anon?

>>65030764
Please don't. I don't want any kind of activity to be just a reaction to retards complaining.

>>65030794
Shiori

>>65030070
If we're still watching them in 12 years, I got news for you, buddy

>>65030843
suicide for sure

>>65030794
I was looking forward to Moomin. I was hoping we'd do two or three episodes a day.

And she'll come back and do absolutely nothing to make up for this. Same 2-3 hours 5 days a week.

>>65030584
Rest well

>>65030843
I'm a fuckup who has never had a girlfriend even though I'm approaching 30 and I'm no closer than I ever was. If I live there is a good chance I'll still be watching vtubers and pissing away my life on this awful site in some awful thread.

>>65030584
>>65030652
THE DISEASE IS SPREADING LIKE A PLAGUE, ENCLOSE YOUR SENSES, STOP YOUR BLIGHTED BEHAVIOUR AND RESIST!!! YOU, FOOLS!!!

>>65030619
I'm sure that you call 5 bucks a month "whaling" because you really need them in your stock portfolio.

This is the first year, it's supposed to be the best when she streams a lot, before the Japan arc, before shit goes tits up.

>>65030972
Catch you there

>>65030972
Do you at least have friends?

>>65030843
I've been watching streamers for over 10 years so I wouldn't be surprised if I was still watching vtubers and posting /here/ in another decade.

>>65031120
I guess? I have people I talk to and do things with somewhat regularly, but I don't know. I feel like I don't really fit in or belong with them. I don't know how else to really explain it.

Less than 10 days left in December.
>No schedule
>No watchalongs
>No streams

Hey /shig/ anon here, haven't visited for about a month or so due to some irl stuff and runescape league.

What memes from the past month did I miss here?

>>65031480
Shiori doing watchalongs is a meme.

>>65031480
She hates us.

>>65031494
Yeah... I could not get into the advent watchalongs desu

>>65031547
Nahh just (you), so nothing new I guess?

>>65031233
Do you have fun when you’re around them?

Thinking of Oshi-hen, which girl isn't a lazy lying bitch?

>>65031547
That would be kind of cool if I could take up enough of her headspace for her to hate me

>>65031547
She doesn't think about us at all. It's all about her friendos.

Wow, sounds like this holiday won't be so fucking miserable and she'll actually care for us, I thought.
What a fucking idiot I was.

>>65031480
>>65031577
You've been away for quite awhile but try not to give the sisters and shitposters the attention they crave
One of them camps the thread and will regurgitate the same shit over and over again, other than that welcome back

>>65031887
I am also a dumb

And we'll only get a 30min stream on New Years day, because Shiori Novella? Streaming twice? Don't make me laugh. If it wasn't mandated she wouldn't show up at all.

She doesn't want to integrate into Hololive she refuses to join events, she won't even give us something to cheer her on for, she redacted that cover and there's no word on when it's being released.

Honestly why did she bother joining?
An easy paycheck?

It's money, she wants money to go fuck around with her friends. It was never about building a loving fanbase it was never about becoming an idol, it was always about money.

>>65031480
>>65031577
Yo, weba.
Just have some fun, help us report local schizos and sisters, post some cool Shiori art, or cute or sex, the usual.
I'm personally debating Ys or Trails first.

>literally on cooldown
Sister, I am NOT going to have sex with you because you needle me like an elementary schooler

And any of the things she wants to do management will block her. She's mismatched for Hololive.

She poisoned our water supply, burned our crops and delivered a plague unto our houses!

She's wasting our time and her own. There's no place for her, she doesn't belong.

>>65032263
SHE DID?!

Starting to become really obvious how much of a failure she is when it's 'All of Advent' oh Shiori isn't there, yet again. How very surprising.

>>65032315
No.. but are we just gonna wait around until she does??

I'd love to see her try work in any other job field and pull this shit there, b-but my family reunion. Fuck outta here bitch, you're working overtime

>>65032263
>>65032315
>>65032364
kek classic

>>65031480

I hate Shiori too but can we slow down? I’m tired.

Oh no but my relatives are planning a reunion, oh no they go on holiday three four times in a year. Cry me a goddamn river.

>>65032364
I say, we tip something over!

>>65032263
>>65032315
>>65032364
POP HER CHERRY!
POP HER CHERRY!
POP HER CHERRY!

>>65032487
Let's tip the sister over!

Am I the only one that was really looking forward to the zatsus and watchalongs? Have so many days off due to the holidays it would've been nice to have shiori for company

Shiori can go fuck herself

>>65032510
>Cherry
Her four black boyfriends already fucked her. Her pussy is loose.

>>65032522
We aren’t worthy

>>65032522
I didn't expect anything. For a reason.

>>65032522
Everyone was, but Shiori doesn't do nice things. She just tells you she's going to do them and cruelly ignores she ever said anything.

>>65030665
>>65030764
>>65030932
>>65031019
>>65031379
>>65031724
>>65031887
>>65031940
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>>65032522
see this is what happens when you expect

>>65032510

>>65032590
I'm sorry that Shiori is a failure.

>>65032590
Every one of those is a sister, not a novelite

>>65032631
I'm sorry that you're a failure.

>>65032661
No you're not. Don't lie to me.

https://files.catbox.moe/lrnxtn.mp3

>>65032687
But I just wanna be your Shiori.

I just don't get why she would lie in the first place....

>>65032754
>Haha quirky and ditzy xD I forgot you guys know I forget haha

Ruan Mei looks so pretty, anyone else going for her or saving for future chars like Black Swan?

>>65032754
It's all because she didn't test her fucking laptop before she left.

>>65032697
Wowza!

>>65032809
Are there any Shiori-like characters?
I pulled some handsome dude with my first few and haven't really played since

>>65032754
For the same reason novelites talk big about doing reps and then fail at everything. It's not that she lied, she just failed to deliver. Fanbase reflects the oshi and vice versa.

>>65032833
Personality-wise, hmmm.
March kind of?

I am currently manifesting a moomin watchalong tomorrow, you guys can thank me later

>>65032864
There's the premiere tomorrow. She won't do anything else.

>>65032816
This is likely the case. She did everything but set up her laptop during that stream

>>65032809
She looks cute

>>65032864
I'm busy tomorrow, so manifest it for sometime next week

Next time I won't believe her. She's lost my trust.

>>65032908
Maybe she’ll show up in pre-chat!

and the thing is she never even apologized for the lack of delivery

please tell me that's not real

what are you gay weirdos vaguebooking about

Any shiggers doing anything cool for xmas or NY?
Xmas is just family shit for me but NY I'm out drinking with friends and playing old gamecube games.

>>65033364
I was hoping shiori would stream on those days so I wouldn't be completely alone...

>>65033364
damn your family must be stoked to hear that's what you think of them

>>65033364
I'm watching the house for my parents since they've got a wedding on New Years and I've got the week off
Just going to hang around the house with the dogs and drink with friends online that night

>>65033364
nothing for xmas but maybe going out for a fun night with the boys on NY

>>65033294
What’s not real

>>65033414
>Hoping
>Expecting
That's your first problem.
>>65033431
Welcome to the world of being an adult where you show up to large family gatherings out of obligation and not because you want to meet the extended cunts that never knew of your existence until you were used as a bragging rights trophy.
>>65033445
Hope the drinks go well with your mates.
>>65033530
Hope the night's good for ya.

>>65033364
Nothing.

>>65033549
the premiere

>>65033364
Was going to get together with family. But there are multiple feuds going on, so likely just be alone.

>>65033595
Stg bro

>tfw just don't hope and expect is not even a meme anymore

>>65033632
It never was.

>>65033632
>He thinks it was a meme

>>65033632
She literally said not to expect, why do you think it was ever a meme?

>>65033364
Stay at home take care of my dogs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vO96OW96Pa8

Shiori was unironically better pre-hololive she at least used to put in some effort

>>65033690
One could argue that you are supposed to look past her self-deprecation because "I don't expect anything from you" is a very sad thing to say, but I guess it's not that kind of story.

Shiori 'I miss you guys' Novella
Shiori 'I love vtubing' Novella
Shiori 'Watchalongs in December' Novella

We've all learned a valuable lesson, expecting and hoping is a mistake. She's a lying bitch and she'll never deliver anything she says she will. Shiori is an objectively terrible abusive person.

she just needs to get sick again

>Got warned and stopped posting till warning was over
>Is now back to spamming off cooldown.
I sincerely hope I'm not the only one reporting.

>>65033833
You can't silence the truth. Where are the watchalongs? Where are the zatsudans?

>>65033833
Don't worry, you aren't, just don't give it attention, even a no (You) counts.

Wife is still banned. She could easily unban it. But it's still banned.

>>65033364
I'll be alone watching anime probably

>>65033833
Sorry, we don't have username here.

i thought i liked shiori but i don't really

>deleted
anon was the amogus

>>65034015
It was one samefag playing both sides.

>>65033921
I don't get why she would have a problem with us calling her that anyways

>>65034015
Announcing reports is against rules.

>>65034015
>>65034111
I'm still here, just self deleted. Ain't the sister either.

Sure sis

I took pride in being a Novelite, I believed Shiori was different and we were loved. I'm a fool. She took advantage of me.

>>65034009
I think I’m the same. She found me in a moment of weakness. I’m dumb.

The member audio and opening a room for premiere were damage control. Change my mind, you can't. She's never done that before.

>>65034411
Damage control over what?

Shiori should've sold seashells on the seashores of Seychelles.

>>65034431
Ignore, sisters were saying the twitter space was damage control earlier too.

So, not even the members vid managed to restrain the meltdown. It is truly shiover.

>>65034449
But is it truly a meltdown if it's just one guy on cooldown?

>>65034449
Stop getting one-guy'd.

Yep, it's just one person. We're all good boy here :)

>>65034449
Why should it? That was coming anyway.

Why should she be let off easily. Where are the watchalongs?

>Haha I'll drop the video, the suckers will love me now~
Not that easy Shiori. Not this time. You've fucked up.

I just wanted to watch Moomin with her man.

:(

She should take another vacation in February

Shiori is the only member of Advent who has had two vacations in six months.
Shiori is the only member of Advent who takes two days off a week.
Shiori is the only member of Advent who hasn't done a 5 hour or longer stream
Shiori is the only member of Advent who hasn't released a song cover
Shiori is the only member of Advent who won't be participating in Mario Kart tournament

What do I report this as?

Being too parasocial to your oshi

>>65034865
Your sensitive triggered ass needing to grow some fucking balls.

>>65034865
Spamming/Flooding.

>>65034886
There it is, the last card in the sister playbook, throw around parasocial

I'm sorry you don't understand sarcasm, idiot

I gotta say. Shiori should ban expecting from the kingdom. That includes her not promising us anything.

Next time she goes away she should just log off for 3 weeks.

I cheat on Shiori with at least 3 ASMRwhore every day. Shiori deserves it

>>65035070
That's the correct thing to do, it's only a problem if you're an idiot and don't watch anyone else.

>>65035061
>>65035120

Being serious here, Shiori and her family probably already planned out their vacations for the next year at least

Friendly reminder that it's 3 PM in Jakarta on a Friday before christmas. Just report and ignore

>>65035199
They have, she said as much on the Twitter space, and it's going to be harder for her to travel and keep up.

>>65035158
Why are you quoting yourself

>>65035199
Unironically yes. This happened every year in the previous archive too. It's a yearly event in and of itself.

>>65035236
People were warned, people were told mid January. Everyone doubted and wanted to expect for some epic own.

>>65035318
I was just, hoping, you know

Shut the fuck up Rhy, just because you're her friend you don't have to keep rubbing it in. Smug cunt.

I think I've seen this pattern before

>>65034826
Yeah, with me
To Cancun

>>65035236
Don't forget we now also have to add on 1 or 2 japan arcs every year for idol reps

>>65035451
At this rate, she's going to prioritize the vacations over that as well

>>65035383
Kek

>>65035473
Her parents already expect to be invited to Japan with her.

>The one shitting up the thread visits /nijien/

>>65035473
She's said she wants to visit friends while she's over there, so it's another detour because friends come first.

It's okay, it will be okay

>>65035624
No it won't.
Shiori has proven with her actions it won't be okay. Don't lie to me.

God I fucking hate IRyStocrats calling Shiori Asmon's bitch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgHEH7Z-Evg&ab
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgHEH7Z-Evg&ab

I don't get it isn't this just a glorified youtube short?

>>65035667
Cuckrystocrats should be ignored lmao. They are retards who have cuck fanatises and want their oshi to do a podcast with TT boys to talk about anime, lmao

>>65035676
She's not going to stream, or do a Twitter space tomorrow, so she wants to trick you into thinking that's significant but it's just a shitty Pudding edit. It's lowly behavior and I'm frankly disgusted. But you know, doing a watchalong? Shiori Novella? Too hard.

>>65035676
Prechat room. Could have just opened the chat in schedule frame, but whatever.

>>65035772
Can she even make a scheduled frame on mobile?
The one she was using for the Twitter space was the Advent Collab for Plate Up.

>>65035788
I don't know and I don't see why manager couldn't do it.

>>65035788
yes, there's yt studio for mobile

Promise me that it will be okay

>>65036048
I'm not going to lie to you.

>>65036048
It will be okay.

>>65036048
anon...

Any cool AI sites that don't require you to set it up yourself?
Did AISekai go through with the nsfw filter already?

>>65036098
Nope. ShioriAI down on her knees blowing me.

>>65036093
You promise?

>>65036184
Yes.

It won't be fine.

Will things ever go back to how they were before?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZsrTlPi0dQ

I really thought she was going to love bomb us while on the vacation like she did in the previous one

>>65036358
No, it'll only get worse. Honeymoon period over. No Christmas hug, No Christmas kisses. Nothing.

baker onee-chan...tskr

You'll forgive her the moment she show the slightest of affection anyways

I want to believe

Save me from the nothing I've become

>>65036560
I have nothing to forgive her for.

Big brother baker has got your next bread ready, you have the choice of a bagel or banh mi, what do you want?

>>65036739
>bagel or banh mi
Banh mi onegai

>>65036772
With or without the pork rind?

>>65036098
If AIsekai put in a filter already, it's doing nothing to stop me from pairing up the AI with dogs or using AI like onaholes

>>65036739
A bagel would be a bit heavy since I was going to sleep soon, so banh mi

I now understand why people turn anti, just know shiori that you could've easily avoided what's coming

>>65037029
>>65037029

Served, enjoy your banh mi, then go play in the sand, or in the trees, or whatever it is you kids do.

>>65037069
too dry, needs some sauce

>>65037117
Ask the onee-chan baker for sauce, I used the last I had on mine.

What a shitshow of a thread, sea, sisters, schizos as far as the eye can see.

She will disappoint.

>go to sleep
>wake up
>schizo still spamming on cooldown for 6 hours
Jesas, good job meidos I guess