/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>64892596
>Basic introduction to the new Jailbirds
Debut Stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg3SrFzHn9M
Crunchyroll Interviews
https://www.crunchyroll.com/news/interviews/2023/8/2/nerissa-ravencroft-hololive-advent-music-interview
https://www.crunchyroll.com/news/guides/2023/8/2/nerissa-ravencroft-top-anime-hololive-advent

>Tools / Creation by the /ope/ users
/ope/'s library
https://rentry.org/joint_operation_center
Collection of Nerissa's Sounds
https://rentry.org/c793m
List of recommended streams
https://rentry.org/ope_curated_streams_list01
Information regarding membership
https://rentry.org/ope_list_of_members_streams01
Appearance on other channels & mentions
https://rentry.org/Past_mentions_and_collabs_on_other_girls_channels01

>General Tools
Schedule
https://twitter.com/nerissa_en/status/1736828934010913196
https://teamup.com/ksua2ar4zft49pdn7c
Current OP Template
https://rentry.org/1-post-OPE

Rissa butt

>>64892638
Remember to get your movie for the watchalong of "Home Alone" tomorrow (Wed 12/20 7PM CT).

MEGA, download only, 1080p 10bit, 4.7GB
https://mega.nz/file/0wMCDQbb#7UDrM8XhbEv3Vzr_0gTS6MxLjbRqyV_FKLtg-h3f2WU
2 seconds longer than the youtube version, minimal adjustments might be needed to sync up with Nerissa.

>>64892879
I was just downloading one to post it. Thanks, anon!

>>64892879
thanks anon

Why is the SOS cover not in the OP...?

>>64893136
Anon... The link is in the 5th line more or less...

I love my wife Nerissa Ravencroft

>>64893204
oh fuck im so blind

>>64893260
Don't worry, I guess you're tired or something.

I have to confess, I wanna watch a movie that makes Rissa cry a lot. And also makes me cry a lot, so we can all cry together.

>>64893399
group crying session with wissa when....

UNDER PRESSURE

I want to marry Nerissa so bad

>>64893869
We're divorcing next year after a fight about pizza toppings, then it'll be your chance.

Nerissa is a loser, her sisters are way better at everything

>>64894096
Shut up Dark Nerissa, we love you.

https://twitter.com/333aalloonnHD/status/1737295111023939780

>>64894096
>Nerissa's subconscious that constantly bullies her

>that DQ namedrop
I love my dork hard-working wife

https://twitter.com/thekaiyip/status/1737228193294426166/photo/1

>>64898022
That jailbird? Me

Frame up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6xw56m41Qo

Jesus christ the horror thumbie

>>64899417
Honestly? She looks kinda hot there.

sex with Nerissa Ravencroft (her family left her Home Alone)

fingerblasting nerissa while telling her she's a good girl

Finger blasting Nerissa while she calls me a good girl

>>64899973

>>64902698
She saw my dick

>>64902698
That's her "I love you" face

she's so lovely

I'll give her all of my love

https://twitter.com/_se_t_/status/1737358913614614997

>>64905788
woah, wonder if she'll ever see this

>>64905788
Damn that's hot

i want rissa to rape me

So, like I thought, definite reasons she is so in love with Naruto. The talent of hard work mantra has to live rent free in her head and just makes a lot more things very adorable. Hopefully like I said before, she can learn to love learning as much as she loves succeeding. As an older sibling who had to figure out a lot on my own, taking care of my brother and ma in poverty, I could feel a lot of what she said. Would that she knew companies want to make it even worse for young people these days with work hours, who knew unfettered greed going unchecked is a problem? My opinion of her parents hasn't changed much because parents are just people, fumbling in this darkness called life with kids people expect them to know how to handle, which is why having kids SHOULD be considered a little more so people don't have to fumble through life as much, but that is a convo for another time.

That auction of her used stuff was funny, I'm imaging her father's face upon hearing that.

Altogether very good members. Learning more about her and learning with her is great content. Cooking is what I'd pick, but some things have to wait until she has more accessible accommodations. She's too generous, don't want her bankrupting trying to please too hard too fast. Best take things a step at a time. Its almost criminal how lovable she is.

>>64894096
So the antis were really just her Persona manifesting on the Internet.

>>64906161
I'm always wondering how the family handles strangers thirsting over the Internet. Cackling, worried, or confused?

plap plap plap plap

sex with rissa

>>64909942
we need to go harder with this woman

LOTR Extended Edition marathon with Rissa

You know, I do know kind of feel bad that ever since #rainbowgate her superchat money has gone down significantly, but I'd like to think that it'll benefit her in the long run.

>>64913319
Or it could be that she's doing low viewed streams likes watchalongs, collabs where people generally SC less, and has been clock watching and cutting her streams off at the two hour mark ever since then.

Whether bait or not, I'm not touching that.
I will, however, touch every part of Rissa's body.

Where do I find a girl like her?

>>64913710
Kissing Rissa in the neck cause she loves it.

https://twitter.com/now_os_/status/1737470600061366721

RISSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>64917524
I don't know how to feel that we have our own equivalent of the Ame schizo that spams AMEEEEEEEEEEE in global all the time...

>>64917697
He's well behaved and does it like once a day, so there's no problem.

>>64917524
i made this post

>>64917697
Well I only see his posts during dead hours and they help bump the thread
I welcome his presence

https://twitter.com/mayoartworks/status/1737367612802093474

https://twitter.com/Wolp0713/status/1737487514875593056

>>64919413
is that a....

>>64921262
An easel? Yes it is.

https://twitter.com/Ludokano/status/1737519524210254087
1 million Nerizzler views!

>>64921650
I know it's a short song, but I'm impressed people listened to it so much.

Naked Rissa in my arms

>>64892879
Remember to download the movie with enough time.

https://twitter.com/daydarion/status/1737532614481736147

>>64925088
This one please, Cover.

I honestly don’t remember if I’ve seen Home Alone or not, so this may be a first for me. I’m happy for my first time to be with Nerissa

>>64925088
I'm going to Devilish Diva December again

How long is YT version? It's not available in my country so I wanna make sure the version I have is similar in length.

>>64927258
same but I google searched it

>>64927292
I didn't think of that, thanks a lot.

Rissa's weak, delicate hands giving you a loose, unsatisfying handjob that you love and appreciate anyway

Would she like it?

>>64929018
Nerissa would give a killer handjob fuck you have more faith in your oshi’s sexual prowess

>>64929773
She peeled her skin opening a jar

https://twitter.com/tako_ro/status/1737372403137912958

>>64929814
Faithless jailbird baka

>>64929814
NTA but opening jars and all those things are related to how rough your skin is, the rougher, the more friction between it and the lid. Handjobs are more about playing with grip strength and rhythm, so she could still give killer handjobs as far as we know.

>>64929773
>>64930714
She couldn't hold down the strings on her bass hard enough or open a lid yesterday. I'm sure the handjob would be enjoyable, but for different reasons than the physical sensation.

No way she has the grip strength to give a good one. Furthermore, her strength would give out after a minute, so unless you're a prejac it won't work out

I need to put a baby in her so badly it's not even funny

>>64931209
>Furthermore, her strength would give out after a minute, so unless you're a prejac it won't work out
We're truly made for each other

>>64931209
Are you sure you just like gorilla handjobs? It's not like you need that much strength for them. I agree with her getting tired quickly tho.

>>64931293
Based prejac anon

To think Paparissa has to read all of this...

>>64931496
I can be more degen if he wants.

My cute scoliotic wife...

>>64931321
She has fragile baby hands, I simply don't think her handjob game alone will be good enough. However, knowing Rissa, her whimpering as her strength gives out and some dirty talk would put anyone over the edge instantaneously. If she plays to her strengths....*phew, I wouldn't be able to hold out

You know what let’s agree that her handjobs may be questionable at best but she would give amazing paizuri

>>64932384
Rissa's perfect posture paizuri

A lotta jailbirds in global

Guys, now that we know a bit more about her backstory, do you think the battle karaoke won't be as much of a 'playful' competition? I mean that's what she said but perhaps she really wants to win

anyone got a mag link for the movie?

>>64933247
It's in like the 3rd post of this thread.

>>64933125
We know this already. I don’t know why so many jailbirds go to global. We could easily double the IP count if they decided to post /here/ instead

>>64933125
I'm not sure why they divided the options into age groups also, since the only thing that it says is the age distribution in this website.

>>64932923
Need this so bad

>>64933125
jailbirds... come home...

>>64934318
My read is that half the jailbirds have Rissa as her Advent oshi but they have other oshis, so they prefer global where they can talk about other girls also.

>>64892879
I've seen the movie enough where I can tell what's going on just by Nerissa's commentary.

>>64934534
They should still come home

>>64927292
Oh shit, I fucked up. I assumed she'd watch the youtube one ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8RVpPri4BA 1:42:51) and not the STARZ one (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvFSKKlFUG4 1:43:04). The MEGA file is 1:43:53, syncing up with Nerissa at the start will be mandatory.

>>64933247
magnet:?xt=urn:btih:030CFD96F6062C168AFC2E1F47DCB9F799A2C948&dn=Home+Alone+%281990%29+RM4K+%281080p+BluRay+x265+HEVC+10bit+AAC+5.1+Tigole%29+%5BQxR%5D&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.torrent.eu.org%3A451%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fexplodie.org%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=http%3A%2F%2Ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopentracker.i2p.rocks%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.internetwarriors.net%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.leechers-paradise.org%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fcoppersurfer.tk%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.zer0day.to%3A1337%2Fannounce

>>64934174
MEGA is not quite the same, it can at times just decide that you don't get to download something and beg for premium.

>>64935061 (Me)
>The MEGA file is 1:43:53
Can't even type properly, it's 1:42:53

>>64935139
It most probably is a logo at the end of the movie or some shit. If someone can tell us when the end credits begin, we can sync up with that info.

>>64935308
>>64935061
It's okay she reads the intro credits and stuff out loud so we can tell where she is

She’s having a white woman moment

>>64935893
horse riding

>>64936020
I can excuse the horse back riding but tennis? White person sport.

It's great exercise. I fully endorse this endeavor.

>>64936321
I don't endorse horseriding. Nothing agains the horses, but it's dangerous if you fall from them and this girl is a bit of a pon.

>>64936692
It’s not that dangerous

>>64936768
Not always, but if you don't know how to fall, you could get your back injured and all.

>>64936874
So you're saying she's gonna die.

can i be the horse

>>64936768
Christoper Reeves says otherwise

I love her to bits, but guys, let's stay on topic to not get banned. Lonely or not, she is an adult, she'll make it.

Anyway, what scene in HA do you think she'll love?

>>64937838
I don’t know, it’s been too long since I’ve seen this film. Don’t remember shit

Jailbirds... >>1

naruhodo...

https://twitter.com/now_os_/status/1737470600061366721/photo/1

In my defense, I'm not sure what was going on.

I’m kinda eepy I don’t know if I’ll make it to the movie, damn. Nerissa, save me.

>>64939435
Prepare your snacks while you wait, maybe that'll perk you up.

No fun allowed when the hall monitor is around.
I just hopes she finds Home Alone fun and doesn't get mad like someone I know that everything Kevin does to the robbers should probably kill them.

>>64939519
Popcorn makes like two minutes to make tho, that’s easy
I don’t wanna make it now or it’ll get cold

>>64938158
She seems to have been like with Elfen Lied and only seen complications or memes from the video scene where Kevin was tricking the two goobers that a gangster was in the house. And that is where the extent of her knowledge ends.

>>64939766
Are you having the microwave ones? Cause I make them in a pot so it takes a bit longer. I'm cheap, I won't pay for something I can make

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6xw56m41Qo
Home Alone watchalong in an hour, jailbirds!!! Get your snacks and drinks ready, and don't be late.

>>64940241
Thanks, paparissa

>>64939936
Yeah I use the microwave ones. It’s simple and still kinda cheap.

I swear to god if I have to read someone else in cheat being impressed cause Rissa haven't watched this movie, I'm gonna kill myself so hard it'll end up killing everyone else instead.

>In cheat

>>64940952
Idk how that 'e' got there, but yeah.

>>64940884
>I'm gonna kill myself so hard it'll end up killing everyone else instead.
Please do I could use a break. Just wait until the watchalong is over ok? She's never watched the movie, that's criminal dude, I'm going to enjoy her reactions so much.

https://twitter.com/nerissa_en/status/1737633315895595042
Number 1 Shioraven addict

>>64942785
Shioraven always winning.

>>64942785
Shioraven my beloved

>>64942785
I would say this is where Shiori has actually been this week, but if she actually was with Nerissa, I don't think she'd be depressed right now.

Rissa a cute

>>64942923
If she was /shig/ would have a meltdown lol

IT'S TIME

Me and the wife

t-thanks rissa...

heh nice

wife's on the telly, time to crank the volume

she likes my meat

So, are architects winning or losing?

>>64944194
>says she needs to start eating more
you tell me

>>64944319
But this means you were losing before.

>she's been losing weight
architectbirds...

Nerissa weighs 300 pounds and spends 8 hours on the toliet a day

>>64944319
>been losing weight
it's over

>>64944194
meat makes you skinny (not kidding, if you have to money for that kind of diet, eating only meat for like a month will do wonders for your health, look it up)

>Losing weight
Genetic lottery.

>>64944417
I've heard that, but meat is also hard on your stomach.

>>64944389
>>64944354
>>64944399
It's about potential, bros. She loves food, eating and cooking. Once we are married, I will enjoy the glorious transformation as I provide her a steady stream of delicious calories.

>>64944525
You mean *I* will

>Joe Pesky

>joe pesky

I'm now an anti

can't believe she doesn't know joe pepsi

GOT A MEMBERSHIP GIFT BROS LET'S GO

I don't have time to watch this but I'm enjoying cute Rissa noises

>>64944724
Give it to ME

Nerissa will find out when she goes to the Maldives

>>64944814
Same, doing work while I have Rissa "Huh? Bro! Eh?" in the background is a blessing

that's actually a good point
anyone can be a delivery guy now

time for a pizza party
with milk

Pizza party with Nerissa!

I blame Joe Biden

Man, everyone in this movie sucks.

Why is everyone a fucking cunt to him I thought white family were supposed to be nice

It's bullshit, that fat kid should be the one hated. fuck that guy

Why does she move around so much? Is she acoustic?

dammit I'm gonna have to watch the fucking movie she makes it so much fun
her commentary is on point kek

Should’ve done a recount in the bus like every school field trip

>left home alone in the 90s

Is this another of her traumas then.

Wtf Rissa you were only alive in the 90s for [REDACTED] years

>>64945146
This movie's set up relies on everybody in his family being an asshole and downright neglectful

oh heck yeah, I used to eat all the food, watch the shows I wasn't allowed to watch, do [redacted], great times being home alone as a kid

>>64945694
2 1/2.

Nerissa wants a giant bowl of Ice Cream, Architect Bros WE ARE IN

I would watch TV in the living room instead of my room and that’s about it

I was home alone almost all daysas a kid, it wasn't that great.

>>64946110
Were you a rich white kid living in a mansion with a kitchen full of food? If not then yeah.

Most overworked pig

>>64946246
Nope, but I also ate little so no point either.

>>64946110
Same, but worse, had to take care of younger siblings. Poor too.

>chasing down shoplifters
blast from the past

>>64946820
That's hard. I have some step siblings whom we had to take care on the weekends and it was hard af.

jailbirds explain how your oshi is a hag but she's never seen home alone

>>64947141
Different people have different life experiences? This is not hard to understand.

>>64946852
It was back when companies weren't all insured up the ass and shrink was all bull. Now they're mainly making record profits and pretending to be forlorn at getting things stolen when they get the money back and then some.

And she is so freaking cute bros, loves kids so much too. How can someone be this charmingly chuuni. Ughh.

>>64947141
she's not actually a hag yet, but being the 3rd youngest with a large gap between her and the youngest left her with not much time alone in the house, i would imagine.

Cute shota.

>>64947508
Homoanon relax

This is making me miss my youth.

>>64947386
She's proof that some people are born nice. She was kind of bullied, her parents, while not bad, weren't exactly supporting, and she always had to work hard for the things she wanted, you may think she would be a bitter person.
I love this girl so much, she deserves the world.

I’m so comfy right now, bros.

GET TO THE POINT

This guy looks like he could be my twin brother.

they said the thing

I live in Milwaukee
wanna take a drive with me jailbirds?

>>64947925
Yeah, she genuinely inspires to me be more open-minded towards others around me.

>>64948080
Bro clean yourself up, get a good sense of humor and you'd make money. John Candy is considered a late great.

Fa ra ra ra raaaaa ra ra ra

john candy was barf in spaceballs, another masterpiece movie.

I want to make Rissa a mother and have kids with her

Remember the reason for the season, Jailbirds. Amen.

NERISSA LOVE

>>64948486
Presents, got it.

It's always so nice to listen to her singing I tell you.

I can already feel the christschizo cooking something

>>64948544
Don't say voldemord's name.

This movie is tugging heartstrings

Fall on your knees.

catholic schizo begone
you're already banned from /wsg/

Just ignore and watch Rissa and the movie dummies

What a song transition.

25 year old zoomer here. I only remember it snowing on Christmas in the very early 2000s. Was it really a white christmas in the 90s like these movies and cartoons present?

Testicular Torsion

>>64948970
Yes global warming is real.

>>64939610
so it starts

>>64948970
Not where I lived.

>>64949077
can't be twisted if it has completely burst from trauma

>>64948970
Global warming sucks I will never have a white Christmas with Nerissa and my future in-laws

>>64948970
It's Illinois, up north. I assume it's usually snowing around Christmas time.
I'm 22 and here in the south, I also remember snowing only when I was a kid. Snow happens in Jan-Feb though, sometimes

>>64949121
Dude should be dead regardless then

>>64949185
>Snow happens in Jan-Feb though, sometimes
I live up east and yeah it’s the same here.

>>64948970
Global warming is pretty cool. I live in a place where it historically never snows and it lightly snowed on christmas eve and christmas about a few years ago.

>>64949227
Same here. I remember it snowing at times in December but lately it’s only really in January and February

>>64949227
>east
I meant north..

>>64949291
And here I thought you were another east coast jailbird…

These are some very persistent burglars. And patient enough with Kevin to not want to kill him.

>>64949263
Give me back my snow

>>64949348
North and South can both be East coast

>>64949378
Never mind. I spoke too soon.

>"THEY'RE FUCKING RETARDED

I would've given up on robbing this place by now

>>64949496
Imagine letting a 8 yo get the better of you.

best scream in cinema history

I came in 48 minutes in. What can this place have that these retards are willing to risk their lives to steal it…

>>64947925
People cope in different ways, and she has a deep scars no doubt we see them all the time, but the heart endures for love of people and made me fall for her hard. I'm not even joking anymore, actual wife material.

But yeah, kind people are great. My father was the same, talked down a kid who had him at gunpoint, inspired me that being kind was never weakness. Pelple like that are real.

Also, love how she feels for then robbers too, ha. She's having a great time.

I like Marv

Based ojiisan.

Based ojisan

blessed ojisan

>>64949592
It's a house of someone who can afford to have like seven kids and can afford taking them and his brother to Paris.

>over already
Felt much longer when I was a kid. Time flies when you’re having fun with your wife.

Remember kids be nice to people so they can save you from a pair of criminals

Kevin would later go on to befriend Michael Jackson. What a legend.

merry christmas, bros.

It's very heartwarming

I love all these cutesy sounds Nerissa has been making the entire movie. She's such a white girl, I love it.

BASED OJISAN

Ojisan won.

>>64950123
Kid had such a shitty childhood, I hope he's good now.

>>64950328
He received his Hollywood star recently and reunited with the actress who played the mom. Pretty wholesome.

>>64950328
Just think he was getting hardcore molested as this was filming

>>64950328
he seems like he's doing great on RLM

>>64950123
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLWC-kvrgXs

now she has to watch the good son

she's going to be busy with me

god, I wish I were nerissa's son

She likes to spend time with me.

I too have never seen Titanic.

Shiori will draw me like one of her French girls

Her dad is a giga chad

>well you sound like you're no fun at parties
damn, that person got destroyed

Jailbird got put on fucking blast kek

What was the comment

I love her so much...

I honestly think the first one isn't as bad as people say
it's not a good movie either it's just silly and admittedly kinda comfy, I like the vibe, and the vampire girl with short hair was so hot
the sequels are really really awful though

That cat is so fucking lucky...

>>64950923
People say the first one is bad? I thought the third one was the one everyone unanimously hated.

>>64950837
just someone saying they'd never watch the Twilight movies

She's gone...

I miss her...

There she goes...

I miss her already...

Miss wife...

Nah fuck Biboo. Time for the School Days watchalong now.

Rate the movie

>>64951110
I hate it, made me feel feelings. But Rissa cute so it's forgiven.

>>64951110
8/10. Comedy still holds up for me, and it's pretty wholesome.
11/10 experience with Nerissa as always, of course.

>>64951110
Unironic classic/10
Home Alone 2 next year please

I was surprised that she had never seen this movie, but now I'm glad we watch it together for her first time. I love her cute reactions.

>>64951057
I thought the doggos were going to watch that

that was a good watchalong

I hope you all have a very merry Christmas, Jailbirds.

>>64951110
Movie itself? Honestly 7/10. Experience watching it with Nerissa? 10/10

>>64951110
Classic and funny/10
Reminds me of my childhood

>>64951242
Doggos are wayching this another day, today is IRyS+Kronii.

never been a fan of watchalongs but I really enjoyed this one and I wasn't hyped about the movie, Rissa can make anything fun (except 9-hour BG3 streams), I love her

>>64951110
Good movie, comfy and nostalgic

>>64951371
why not? it's as close to a date as you can get with them.

>>64951371
You mean 11 hrs. I loved those, and since it was just a few on chat, it was pretty close and comfy.

>>64951371
You have questionable taste but luckily Nerissa is improving it, good, good.

I miss her...

the church scene with her singing was too good, man I love her so much.

>>64951110
Classic/10
lonely ojisan best character

https://twitter.com/underdatv/status/1737657556703834570

>>64948791
That post wasnt me, and Im not banned on wsg as you can tell by my nerissa post on /JCG/ and standing up for my french on the vtuber thread

>>64954102
Please stop masturbating while you read your little book, it's gross and no one wants to know about that.

Nerissa will mary me and you will all be invited

>>64954639
Nerissa will mary me and only the good posters will be invited

>>64954639
>>64954854
I'll come to both of your weddings and steal her in front of you.

>>64955042
I wrote this.

>>64955042
Steal her all you want, once you take a closer look you'll find that she's just a lifelike mannequin and that the real Nerissa has long been stolen by yours truly, Phantom Thief Anonymous (my calling card is just a Culver's coupon).

>>64905788
>she liked it

>>64954854
Who are the good posters

>>64956194
Rissa butt anon, plap anon, all architects, all goslings and all Shioraven supporters.

>>64956509
These are broad enough that like most posters here fall under at least one of these catagories

>>64956509
You forgot the baker.

>>64956746
Mane-chan and Paparissa don't count since they'll be guests from Nerissa's side and not mine.

>>64956746
Anon HATES baker

I love Nerissa.

>>64954348
Youre projecting your sins on me lol. >>64956194
Me, Traditional Catholic anon who prays for Rissa, her family, and the anons here.

Nerissa? They say I love her, I love her the most they say.

But does Nerissa love you like she loves me?

>>64957172
No, cause she loves me the most.

Nerissa loves me the most

>>64957213
>>64957215
One of you is lying.

You got your orders, Jailbirds.
Every cover to at least one million.
Get to work, SOS sent out an SOS.

>>64957300
One of us only lies, one of us only tells the truth, and one of us kills people who asks questions.

It's 6am, I stayed up late for the watchalong thinking I'll skip college today. Teacher sends us a whatsapp message saying there will be a surprise quiz. I wan't Nerissa to sit on my face and suffocate me with her ass

>>64957300
the other anon is lying

>>64957491
Take a nap, dream of Nerissa ass, then ace the test. Easy.

>>64957585
I haven't studied shit and it's in 2 hours, 1 of which will be wasted on the road. I'm just thinking of skipping it, not worth the effort

>>64957673
You can study on the way there and having a grading is always better than having the lowest grade. Go and do your best.

>>64957858
sighhhhh
Fine Rissa, I'll go

>>64957673
>skipping it
just get any points you can, better than a 0

>>64957935
Good jailbird, no quitting on Nerissa's watch.

https://twitter.com/Hg11593663/status/1737562248933949541

Baking new thread.

>>64961474

New bread.
>>64961528
>>64961528
>>64961528

>>64961474
>>64961620
Thanks, chef!

>>64961474
>>64961620
thanks chef

While everyone was asleep, I kissed the Risser!