/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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Last Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWyIexYZHNk

Last Stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FkZci6TNyc
Latest Short: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5-ruiBCLBQ

Golly Goodvella【Shiori Novella Original】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nABrvB7564g&t=1088s
Halloween Night, Tonight!【hololive English -Advent- Cover】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqXrBy_FIU0
Rebellion【hololive English -Advent- Debut Song】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYNYhSsR8EE

Schedule: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkqwIcO3YN8
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@ShioriNovella
Twitter: https://twitter.com/shiorinovella

Christmas Voice Pack:
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololive_christmasvoice2023?variant=44256038617308 (Japanese)
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololive_christmasvoice2023?variant=44256038650076 (English)

Merch:
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_advent_debut
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/starting-voice-shiori-novella
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_advent_horrorvoicedrama
https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1716295882146988485
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololive_sportsfestival_voicepack?variant=44163472851164

Shiori Likes: https://rentry.org/8aukv
Shiori AI Covers: https://rentry.org/yoo4r
Shiori Guest Appearances: https://rentry.org/46zgf
Shiorium Archive: https://rentry.org/t9zuc
Shiori Improvisations: https://rentry.org/b72cv

I'm going to Shiori Novella

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Big brother baker is proud of you.

>>64830665
It was my first bread, please be gentle

SHIORI A CUTE

SHIORI CUTE

>>64830623
imposEEblay

I love Shiori

she was made to dance naked as a child in front of freemasons

Flatvella my beloved Flatvella

>>64831488
They are at least B+ and not A-

>>64831729
There is no movement at all.

>>64831729
im sure they are anon...

>>64831729
Flatter than Rushia

Would things be different if Shiori's model was flat?

>>64831865
i would fap to her more

>>64831865
Depends. Is she sticc flat or wide flat?

>>64831865
The whole "GET ME PREGNANT PLAP PLAP" meme wouldn't have existed because everyone assumed she had a deep mommy voice. Usually big boob = deeper voice, and I think her having a small chest would have meant people giving her a normal or high pitched voice.

>>64832019
Thank god I didn't expect anything since the beginning...

>>64832019
>>64832109
>mommy voice fags were the original Expectfags
kek

>>64832109
I was one of those who exp*ct*d her to be more goth mommy and was shocked to hear her actual voice. It took me until her bug stream to finally admire it.

>>64832209
I still don't know whats wrong with her voice, its like the sweetest thing ever

I knew who she was prior to HL activities and admired the enthusiasm so I knew one of two things going in.
She's either have less enthusiasm and hate being there.
Or she'd be equally as enthusiastic and have a blast.
Glad it was the latter.

>>64832313
there is nothing wrong with it, expectations literally caused anons to anti her because their fantasies got ruined

>>64832423
no way someone would anti shiori for her voice only

>>64832209
I expected the same but was charmed by her energy on her debut
Chapter 1 novelites were mostly ok with how she sounded after a while, only bvtm antis are still on about her till this day, hope they fucking die off soon

>>64832602
Oh yeah it happened. It was among the most common point to hate her in all the anti threads during debut week, apart from the 'respect my collabs' comment.

>>64832944
I never did read those threads just saw a lot of the catalog, wasn't watching anyone at the time but Shiori's only up stream made me a Novelite

I want to treat Shiori well

>>64832638
It'll never completely go away, but it will just turn into background radiation with 1-2 retards actually seriously turbo seething
It just becomes "culture" that a chuuba gets shat on once they hit the catalog shitpost threads
It's fucking stupid

>>64832209
I understand getting swallowed up with the hype but personally I looked at how she was tweeting pre-debut and just from that knew that almost everyone would be wrong about her personality and voice. I didn’t expect the deranged overreaction, however.

>>64833734
the catalog is a collective of people who don't watch streams and instead discuss talking points made by other anons that are many times made up and false

https://twitter.com/caicoshain/status/1736947754260390353

>>64832019
Hmm well I still love Shiori but I gotta admit PLAP posting wasone of the things thats ever happened and the least degenerate thing ive fapped to in years

How are we holding up?

>>64836238
Cutely

ok this is really the thread that lasts 24hrs

>>64836955
Needylites learned to cope or killed themselves

I HATE SHIORI NOVELLA FOR MAKING ME FEEL LOVE AGAIN.
I LOATHE HER FOR MAKING ME FALL IN LOVE WITH HER.
DOES THAT MAKE SENSE?

God, I love Shiori so much

>これは片想いけど、俺はシオリのことがまだ世界の誰よりも愛している!
>いつもシオリのことが考えている!
>シオリのために俺を全部犠牲にする!
>俺のゴスなシオリ姫の可愛い声がいつも好きだ!
>永遠にシオリのそばにいてる!
>俺の空想にシオリと子供を作るために、シオリといつも手を握って、ラブラブエッチする!

Shiori, maite zaitut!

She drives

>>64837993
What kind of car do you guys think shiori drives?

>>64838147
Either an econobox or a SUV. Don't know about brands on the US, but if she was in the EU, She'll probably be driving a Kia

>>64838147
Myvi

>>64838147
probaby a typical college kid car like a corolla or a civic but with bald tires and the oil hasn't been changed ever since she bought it. She also cuts people off not on purpose but because she doesn't use her mirrors.

On friday shiori will have her cover release and her return/after party stream....don't ask me how I know this

>>64838853
I'm asking you how you know this.

>>64838853
I'm calling bullshit on this.

>>64838853
I don't believe you but also hope you're wrong because I have plans on Friday.

>>64838853
Gonna post this on her live tag if it happens so she can be paranoid about her friends leaking stuff on 4chan.

Shiori Boobvella

shiori hate!!

>>64839300
cool?

Reminder that shiori promised us a twitter space and she only has 4 days to deliver or else

>>64839360
yea that new video was pretty cool

>>64839416
>or else
Or else what?

>>64839416
Twitter spaces don't start until the watchalong arc starts.

>>64838853
For posterity.

>Deleted the post
I'm still putting you on the list

Just watching the vlog now and am at the part where she's showing off the screens of her gopro and stuff
I saw all the smudges and realized holy shit we can see her fingerprints, then I realized she maintained her opsec mastery and wiped all the fingerprints away so it was all just smudged oils

haven't watched the video yet, any more evidence to confirm if she's flat or not?

>>64839907
The chest does not move

>>64837993

Bro posted that just for people to expect all week. I know your plans silly anon

>>64840518
You won't get away with it so lightly.

Shiori is somewhere in between flat and medium

shiori's itty bitty titties...

>>64840702
Maybe if you call B mediums.

I expect alright.
I expect Shiori to be cute.

>>64840694
Shiori my beloved personal geisha...

This wasn't how I pictured December turning out.

>>64832019
Imagine if Nerissa and Shiori swapped models and it was Shiori who was the raging slut with a deep voice.

>>64842174
Thanks, I hate it.

When is she coming back? I miss her...

>>64843008
"Around Christmas" when she's going to her parents house and may be able to stream.

>>64843072
I'm looking forward to her return more than Christmas...

I'm scared for tomorrow.

>>64843382
Why?

>>64843467
Meat Tree Prompt.

>>64843475
Eh, I'll just spin it around to Edelgard if that's how she wants to play it.

>>64843475
I'll forgive her if she streams

SHIORI IS NOT FLAT

>>64843883
I'd love Shiori even if she were flat

>>64843883
I'd love Shiori especially if she was flat

>>64843883
Okay Shiori

>>64843883
Shiori is Flat tits

Does Shiori go trimmed, shaved, or unkept for her bush?
Do you guys think it grows down to her asshole and form a big hair donut?

>>64844467
most women are shaved or at least trimmed these days

Hello novelites, tourist here. Just watched her latest video after my 10 hours of work. I'm impressed to say no hololive vtubers has done a short behind the scenes video before (correct me if im wrong). So yeah your oshi is cool, i gave her a thumbs up

>>64832313
I was expecting something different and wasn't a huge fan until I started watching her more and realized her voice sounds like all the cute fujo/yume girls I have had an unrequited crush on throughout my life and now I can't get enough.

>>64840694
Hokusai my beloved Hokusai

>>64845642
This, Shiori reminds me of an ex who wouldn't stop talking...

good morning, i love shiori

>>64846201
Good morning.

24hr thread incoming

>>64846346
Americans will start waking up soon.

Anon balls will last 24 hours

Christmas date RP for Novelknight audio written by [REDACTED]

Any cool AI adventures you shiggers been having? Been sifting through different jannyAI ones to see if there's anything that's fun.

Who splashed Shiori's face with milk?

>>64847483
I tried making my own office romance/affair story using SillyTavern/NovelAI but it turned into a hostage situation with the office pervert
I have no idea why the AI decided to come up with that

>>64847710
Fucking Miggs

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/rR8CQK376ok
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/rR8CQK376ok
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/rR8CQK376ok

New shiorin

>>64847981
Cute, but what's with the upload time?

>>64847981
Based Pepper or Salt

>>64847981
I can't stop smiling at her reactions to her own cats.

>>64847981
cute

>>64847981
>>64848032
Probably forgot to switch from AM to PM lol

>>64848146
That would still be an hour later.

>>64847729
RJ295434

>>64847981
Cover dropping today boys

>>64847981
The cutest wife in the world

>>64847483
I got turned into a girl and raped by an ugly bastard

>>64848809
I'd tell you to put on the dress but it's supposed to be a punishment.

>>64848809
did you like it?

Speaking of janitorai, is it shitting the bed right now?

>>64849233
It has been like that since yesterday, they posted about it on their twitter

>>64849317
Oh thanks. Haven't checked their socials but cool to know they at least update their server shit there.

>>64849680
I love my cute and sexy wife. I miss her lots.

>>64848309
Nah most people are thinking friday

>>64850519
Who is most people?

>>64850519
>one schizo
>most people

>>64850555
Well it can't be today or thursday because mori/fwmc have also have covers coming out and I doubt shiori would release hers on the same day.
So I'm thinking either wednesday or friday

>>64850747
What's wrong with Saturday or next Monday?

>>64850747
She'll announce it on the Among Us collab and release on Sunday

>>64850825
>"Shiori do you have anything to announce?"
>"uuhhh... yeah.. i have a cover coming up... maybe tomorrow... i think"
I love my bad at shill wife

>>64850934
I love my cute sexy wife. <3

>>64850795
Could be but I just assumed she would be releasing it during her no streaming period and saturday she's apparently in kiaras collab so she's either home or at her parents starting then

>>64851097
Why would she release it during no stream period?

I love my flat wife

Pepper hate

>>64851483
cute tummy

>>64851483
>RyanGoslingThisIsWorseThanAnimeBecauseSheIsActuallyRealAndWillNeverBeYours.png

>>64851483
eh... 3D girls are a little...

>>64851852
say it

>>64851352
He's shitting on plates now...

>>64851962
kimo...

>>64852324
you must hate shiori's handcam streams then

>>64852410
she's not 3D and you can't prove it!

Koyori advent collab on New years

>>64852471
Soon™

>>64852555
Do you have a time?

>>64852656
5:30AM JST Jan 3rd

>>64852762
Nice a good time for me

>>64853174
Sex with Shiopits

>>64852762
>collab=no solo stream
Fuck off

>>64853498
kys

>>64852762
No proof this includes Shiori btw

>>64853568
Shiori will sitting there in awkward silence for 90% of stream is totally worth sacrificing a solo stream so soon after her break

Do needylites really need to doompost about everything?

>>64854039
I want a 10 hour stream when she's back

Today is the day of the twitter space from bed

She hates us

Shiori makes my weiner feel funny

>>64854286
I want to confess to this sister

>>64854286
I'm about to comet a sin

>>64854594
>Comet
That's it, you get the ruler.

I swear I was being told she would be back by mid January and her outfit reveal would be a laptop stream, where are we suddenly getting information that she's back by New Year?

>>64854786
Back home =/= Back for streams
She just can't stream at relatives but when she's at her parents place she can

>>64854786
The mid-January shit was doomposters posting rrats

>>64854786
Where's the proof that either of those are happening?
The only thing we know is that she's back at her parents house "Around Christmas"

>>64854786
Nowhere? There is an unspecified "vs Advent" section on Koyori's New Year stream schedule. Nothing says that Shiori will be around for it or that they will be doing something that can't be streamed from a laptop.

>>64854786
People are using her not being in Mario Kart as proof she won't be home until after that.

So Shiori was the first from advent to abandon her fans, I was sure it was going to be nerissa. You just never can tell!

>>64855086
Yes, yes, this already happened in August for her first break.

>Goslingnigger posting like a catalogfag
Figures

>>64855126
Least she gave a concrete return date and was more loving back then. Nobody knows what the fuck is going on now.

>>64854786
People are pulling shit out of their ass, like the dumb Friday rrat.

Yes.

She will not start streaming until around Christmas. How long do you think the watchalong season is supposed to last, a couple of days?

>>64855455
hope this doesn't sound too rude but anytime somebody says how they're horny for AI chatbots I just imagine them as very stupid 14 year old pakistani/indian teenagers

>>64855517
I wish I was 14 again...

>>64855519
2 weeks for the meme

>>64855455
Siblings don't do that

>>64855517
Indians are too busy asking real girls online to post bobs and vagene

>>64855519
Literally until mid-january that much we do know

>>64855613
my imouto is playful like that

>>64855711
Proof?

>>64855823
I don't know about mid jan but shiori made it sound like she'd be laptop streaming for at least a week

Keep in mind we also have an upcoming japan arc in feb/march to look forward to that shiori will also probably not stream during so yipee

>>64855711
Nobody saying that provides the source. I don't see why she would even bother if the whole laptop setup will become obsolete in a week after she starts using it though. People were coping before with how there is no way that her extended family will be just chilling on a reunion vacation for two entire weeks, but apparently they will.

>>64855987
She mentioned that her parents were wanting to go with her too. So it's going to be an extra long Japan arc.

>>64856019
Timestamp?

>>64856047
I don't remember the stream. When she was talking about what her parents know about the job, they asked her when she's taking them to Japan. She also mentioned wanting to visit friends and other family that live there too.

>Literally every single post describing a time of when she'll be gone, or back, has no timestamp or proof coming from her mouth, confirming or denying any of it
So, when are we stopping the rrat peddling? I didn't know I walked into another catalog bait thread.

The cleaning room members: https://youtu.be/8YTJbseLq1o
>Thats the week ill be doing twitter spaces
>Leaving a pre chat open
Shiori... Nyo...

>>64856169
>When she was talking about what her parents know about the job
Her parents only knew about the old job, not the current one. And so I don't look like the other niggerfaggots that just say shit without proof, here you are.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YTJbseLq1o&t=1358s

>>64856357
They know about the company as she said there AND THEY WOULD MAKE FUN OF HER TITS AGAIN

>>64836955
Not looking good...

>>64856377
They have no idea she's part of it and she intends to keep it that way as mentioned by that very timestamp.

>>64856328
She didn't realize how much she hates it all until the vacation started.

>>64856451
She didn't realize how much she hates us until then

>>64856439
>"They know I work for THE COMPANY but not the channel"
????

>>64856527
That's stupid, does she not realize that her parents can just look up her channel and figure out what she's doing? Then again, this is the girl who thinks her parents aren't having sex.

So we are back to having a meltdown?

>>64856567
As if her parents would care enough to find out

>>64854786
Didn't she say something about visiting friends in a remote location that would be happening around early January?

>>64856592
Novelights are expecting.

>>64856592
I don't know, but at least the mid-january/japan arc/doomposter/I don't remember the stream/no timestamp anon is helping to bump the thread

>>64856635
Novelights are happy because they still have another oshi

>>64856592
This isn't even close to a meltdown.

Shiori wanted to do a camping vlog, Shiori wanted to play Sonic Frontiers in December. Shiori wanted to use an EZ bake oven to cook something.
Shiori says a lot of shit, but Shiori doesn't always deliver on it. I'm not going to trust anything until someone shows me a schedule from her.

>>64856592
I'm comfy

>>64856677
I'm glad we're ignoring the melties that have happened in this page so far.
>>64856592
Nope, I'm good, morning Shiorium, yesterday's Shiorium.

>>64856197
Gee maybe if shiori gave us a more clear timeline we wouldn't be so damn lost

>>64856701
And I should have fucked Dale Evans, but I didn't!

>>64856840
Gee, maybe if you didn't expect, and just took the day as it happens, like most of us, you wouldn't be so damn lost.

her fanart tag has been more horny than usual this week

>>64856913
We need to go lewder

>>64856913
not lewd enough

This is cute territory

>>64856962
>>64857009
>Cute territory
Oh no you don't! Not after she reposted this, she approves of the sex.

>>64856913
Horny posters are like heartschizos. The more you give them the more they want.

>>64857058
She was just horny that time

>>64856913
I've also been hornier than usual this week

>>64857133
Honestly, same, the shit I do with AI when Shiori ain't around.

I bet her skank stink like a fucking barn

>>64856567
>Shiori's parents truly love her
>Have lots of kinky sex carefully behind her back so as not to traumatize her
>Recognized inmediately that she got in hololive and watch all her streams but feign ignorance so as not to make her nervous
>They know how hard it is to be a content creator so they wanted a secure career for her
>They realize she is a klutz who "changes the gas" on her car, so she needed the financial security of a medical career to afford leasing and trashing a new BMW every two or three years
>Miss her so much they pester and force her on vacations because she doesn't visit them or let them visit her
>Want her to be proud of her flat chest

>>64857338
Literally all of this, can be disproven by one thing.
She didn't get a doctor's appointment.
Checkmate.

I don't want to get out of bed today. Life isn't worth living.

>>64857338
You're actually more delusional than the mid january anons

>>64857539
I also feel that way but staying in bed is boring and boredom is a form of suffering

late to this discussion but i think shiori's parents beat her like a dog

>>64856439
>>64856567
It sounds like her parents are huge boomers who barely grasp the concept of vtubing. It's probably better they don't know about every aspect of her job for opsec reasons.

>>64857647
She did mention the beat stick

>>64857647
>asian parents
That's not even a rrat

>>64857058
Oh, you want to start it, huh? When was last time you got tits shoved into your face on stream? How many times did she stream without covering them up in the last two months for that matter?

>>64857736
Sexfags btfo

>>64857736
the watchalong stream

>>64857831
A single time? I thought it was more honestly. I think she removed the jacket in the karaoke for a bit. Sexfags eating good.

I truly wonder what her summer assets are going to be.
No way fags are able to come up with something that covers her up in fucking summer.

>>64858059
A burka

>>64858059

>>64858059
She is getting a very frilly swimsuit and you are going to like it.

>>64858099
eh... this girl just isn't erotic at all...

>>64857736
Her new years outfit will likely show zero cleavage and have her tits strapped down tightly so I fully expect her to use it more than her default outfit going forward

>>64858191
just like Kronii!

>>64858187
same, shiori's flat tits is the only thing erotic about her

>>64858220
Furea...

>>64858127
Shiori is going to commission a swim suit that's similar to Koyori's

>>64858220
Shiori is honestly even more ashamed of her tits than kronii ever was

Shiori butt chugging a heineken

>>64858493
if you watched both you'd know thats not even close to being true

>>64858493
lmao no

Dang no hearts for me today. I literally got skipped…
My day is ruined.

>>64858692
You get it next time! There's a prompt tomorrow

>>64856913
She's horny because she hasn't had a chance to masturbate with her relatives around.

>>64858841
Shiori's into incest tho... Could you imagine her being like that around her cousins...

>>64858841
Short arms

>>64858888
I would slap the pervert out of her if she ever tried that shit around me

>>64858888
>into incest
>with deceased relative
That relative has to die first, sorry. I don't make the rules.

GOD imagine the DMs between Shiori and Fuwamoco...

>>64858952
You can choose to believe that but I choose to believe that Shiori masturbates more than we can possibly imagine.

>>64859017
And then if they do she doesn't have to go in awayanymore.

>>64859063
She unironically seems like the one that does the most in HoloEN

>>64858840
Yea but I don’t like the feeling of being skipped. She hates me frfr

>>64859266
Welcome to my world

>>64858958
Don't even act like you wouldn't fuck your cousin if they looked like shiori

>>64859472
I don't fuck because sex is disgusting.

>>64859472
I would and they don't even look like shiori

Goodnight.

>>64859548
Anon...

You fuckers ruined my 24 hours thread

There's literally nothing wrong with doing it with a relative just don't shoot your goo in them

>>64859846
The needylites came back.
>>64859548
>>64859855
And the incest fags. What the fuck is this???

>>64859881
Shiori likes incest too...

Shoot your goo my dude.
- Shiori Novella

>>64858841
Imagine all that pent up sexual frustration Shiori has. Then she unleashes it onto us when she returns. We'll finally have boobs in our face again

>>64860107
It’s always the people with no siblings.

>>64860107
It’s always the folks who don’t have siblings too.

>>64860149

>>64860154
You have no idea how hard it is living with a sister that has big tiities and dresses like a slut

>>64860470
If it's hard just rub it until it's soft.

>>64860525
Anon, that only exacerbates his problem...

>>64860470
How close are you two?

>>64860470
How big?

Incest is based, fuck you fuck you

>>64860705
calm down shiori

>>64860705
Calm down Shiori, we won't judge your Neji/Hinata fanfics.

Hey nerds! My power has been out for about 24 hours, so I haven't read a single thread.
I LOVE SHIORI
Later losers!

I LOVE SHIORI NOVELLA

Shiori bonding with (You) over anime and other nerd shit
Shiori thinking (You)'re a kindred soul
Shiori feeling like she can confide in (You) with her deepest, most secret likes
Shiori telling (You) that she likes incest

Shiori's heart breaking when (You)r face contorts into that of disgust and uneasiness
Shiori depressed when (You) start avoiding her

>>64861037
>Shiori telling (You) that she likes incest
Just for Shiori, I'll act like the onii-san she never had.
Literally anyone else will get the look of disgust.

>>64861037
She can call me onii-chan all she wants

>>64861037
A real man would get Shiori's parents divorced and set up her mom with their dad.

>>64861440
if its not blood related then whats the point?

>>64860696
A bit bigger than shiori, she got implants straight out of highschool

>>64861489
She'll just have to wait until her new parents have a son then

Kiara just said shiori dropped out of the among us collab

>>64861538
You said she dresses like a slut, what kind of slut?

>>64861651
As expected of orange woman bad.

>>64861651
>No link
Ogey

>>64861651
>not a single mention of it on hlgg

>>64861651
I didn't expect her to be there in the first place.
Nobody provided proof Kiara said she would.

Shiori: I like incest
Me: cool, I wanna fuck your mom

>>64861684
The kind of slut that'll fuck anybody except for her older brother that has financially supported her for most of her adult life

>>64862185
well she's not into incest

>>64862185
Have you perhaps, tried asking?

>>64862185
Does she like you at least?

>>64862185
Sounds like you start going doujin mode and withholding the cash support until she sucks your dick.

There's a difference between anime incest and real incest. People who actually want to fuck their siblings are disgusting.

>>64863088
If it is betwen grown consenting adults who are we to judge?

>>64863224
no, you should definitely judge perverted behavior
stop with this consenting doesn't affect me crap

>okay but who decides what's acceptable and what's perverted
I do, bitch

Back to missing her again.

>>64863224
I mean if two people want to shit in each other's mouths, I'm not going to stop them. They have a right to do that, but I also have a right to call it an affront to human nature.

>>64863619
kys

>>64863714
t. into furry scat

incest is okay if it's with your dog

I'll never understand why incest is bad, just don't have kids lmao

>>64863811
Are you okay with having sex with animals?

What is it that makes her so special?

>>64863893
aren't we all animals :)

>>64863986
well your mom is a fucking cow so I guess

>>64864026
why so mad, got raped by an uncle growing up?

I'm gonna fuck my dog if shiori doesnt stream soon

>>64864080
mad? don't respond with a joke if you don't want one back

>>64864125
what animals have to do with incest?

>>64864160
well if you're not okay with having sex with animals I'd have to assume you're a vegetarian also

i'm lost

Shiori wants to fuck horses

i hate everything and want to die

>>64864306
If you would eat a cow, why not fuck it too? Clearly a cow would prefer being raped to being murdered.

Nice thread you've got here

>>64864458
okay i still don't get how does this relates to incest, should i eat my sister?

everyone should be forced to fuck their sisters

>>64864505
I'm saying that if you can accept this discrepancy, then you can understand how there's a moral common sense that can't be really codified or spoken about in terms of logic. Fucking your sister is wrong, you don't do it, you should feel bad about doing it because that's how humans are.

>>64864651
that was your point????? bro there's worse things i'd do from a moral standpoint, who the fuck cares about morals

>>64864790
People whose families still love them

Incest is wincest

>>64864877
My family loves me way too much so don't bring that up

>>64864947
you could pay them back by being an upstanding citizen

Will you dirty shiggers calm the fuck down already

>>64865040
Just one Twitter audio to change the direction of the thread, Shiori.

>>64864993
What makes you think I'm not?

are you guys scaring away the femnovelites

>>64865123
I hope so, women shouldn't be let on the internet without feeling at least a bit uncomfortable

>>64865123
Didn't we already do that?

>>64865040
Sure, I can talk about something else
For example imagine you're in high school, it's the last day of school before the winter break and you take Shiori out on a date to a cafe, you get a table by the window and it's snowing heavily, you both get tea and some bullshit cake, you watch her across the table prattle on and on about her things with the busy street and the snow outside as the scenery, at some point she gets up and sits next to you to show you some stuff on her phone, you don't even realize how much time has passed and it got dark outside, the streetlamps with the snow make for great scenery too. You feel guilty about staying in the cafe this long so you order another round of tea and cake, you feel perfect serenity at this moment because she is with you, because you have nothing to worry about, because there's a winter break ahead of you, because it's so fucking chill and you feel such bliss that you can't help but shed a tear, but the cheesecake could use less raisins.

Fuck this thread I'm gonna go jerk it to pics of my sis

>>64865373
Wow anon, you didn't have to kill me.

>>64865470
I think about shit like that often and the feeling is far from pleasant.
When seriously immersive VR comes out I might have to get a prescription of heavy antidepressants to go along with it.

I really thought hololive would change her for the better but nope its just gonna be the same old bullshit that turned me off from her before

>>64865542
Daydreaming like that can be dangerous.

>>64865373

I don't know why I put up with life when I have no hopes or dreams

I prefer Shiori in theory

Femnovelites owe me so much sex that they've built up their score higher than the National Debt.

>>64865574
Hey at least shes not spamming collabs with that fag anymore

There are no femnovelites anymore.

>>64866314
I'm right here wtf

>>64866233
No, he just gets to write the scripts for half her streams instead.

>>64866233
Am I the only one who misses him, thought he was funny with her

>>64866509
proof?

Nijiniggers back?

Hello discord

Sucking Shiori

Another raid in progress huh?

Save me, Shiggerman

I want to deeply hug and coddle with a femnovelite

Could shiori be on a plane right now usually she'd show some activity by this time no?

I meet a femnovelite
She is wary of me
Against her best judgement she goes hiking with me
The case goes cold
I meet a femnovelite