/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>64754352
KIKI LOVE!

I VERY love Kiki!

>>64754399
>27°C
none could survive this hellish process. her flesh has long since molten from her body, leaving only a purified carcass of sublime crystaline beauty. the transformation is complete, my tree ornament perfected

Kiki love!
Little Man love!
Little Lady love!

indresding stream today but i am looking forward to making something to hang on the tree.
i wonder if there will be and size requirements/restrictions

I love my GLORIOUS rabba wife, Giggles

>>64755346
I think it's probably better to err on the side of higher resolution than lower since she can always scale stuff down as needed

>>64755346
table :D

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/6svXHbJxJYU
i see shit like this and its like "MOST DANGEROUS JOB IN THE WORLD" but all i can think is "oh schnappy schnooo..."

>>64755888
W-why are there so many? Are they farming them?

>>64755888
Chekked, I wish I was friends with the thousands of hungry Crocs

>>64755888
those guys end up trained/tamed just by feeding them, not that they wont bite if they are hungry but knowing person + orange crate = food soon is enough

all i want for gigimas is a kiki in my stogging

>>64756154
yeah crocs are a lot smarter and observant than people give them credit for. theyve even been known to recognize and remember people's faces and voices

[lamp noises]

>>64755888
this is how i imagine kiki feeding us meat

>>64754352
randomly found her streaming Castlevania a while back, adorable voice.

>>64756456
btzzzzzzzzzzzz...

>>64756658
this is true she does sound rather sweet

>>64756893
maybe a little crunchy too, but largely palatable

I love Kiki
did you gno that? led me gnow in the comments

scuzi, the bread is uh broken?

weird I couldn't post for a few min

I am going back to sleep nini giggles and champs
I am glad that sispyon is doing well, she can be home for both christmases

>>64757987
g'nert champ. rabbas strong together

an idea has come to me for the ornament thingy. must scribble it down before its too late

what's for dinner, Champs?

>>64757987
nini, I'm gonna go to bed early too since I need to wake up early and get my car inspected tomorrow and then wage

why does tomorrow have to be monday?

>>64758854
made some chicken fried steak with fried okra and mashed potatoes and peach cobbler for dessert.

>>64758854
split-pea and hamha with plenty of cracked pepper and some mini saltines

>>64758854
did he died?
also i will be getting a curry out with family later

picking gigi's nose and eating her boogers, for dinner.

>>64759606
>did he died?
nah, he was cutting down trees for firewood

>>64759650

>>64759650

dont you hate when youre grocery shopping and find another store selling something you just bought at another for cheaper?

>>64759744
now that you mention it, she does have that signature look of someone who ate their own

>>64761897
there's a goodn front and center

>>64761897
>humble cunny love
>vagina real little
>oh gigi ToT days
very intreresting

>>64761364
definitely, but I had a quick think its been a really long time since my last trip to buy groceries for a meal. been doing those meal service things basically all of this year. cute rabba.

>>64761897
I want to go there...

>>64763860

>>64763860
>>64764440
is that uhhhhhhhhhh two whole boigas?

HAMHA

>>64764440
do you think they do vegemite burgers in kikiland?

>>64765557
you could but vegimite and all yeast spreads are better on toast with butter than in a burger

Goodnight Kiki, goodnight Champs.

>>64766068
gunai

>>64766068
have a humble night

>>64765483
looks like hampter is on a hayabusa
baddest bike in rabbaville if you ask me

Nini everyone

oh man
its food coma time
nini i think

>>64768864
ni
>>64769106
ni

https://twitter.com/bunnyonvt/status/1736642592719429795

https://twitter.com/bunnyonvt/status/1736643428694589551

>>64769988
only of you call me gigglechamp and sit on my face

>>64769988
you would be crushed and every bone in your body would be broken

>>64769292
>talk
Uhhhhhhhh champ pretty sure it's tawk

>>64770939
its too choip to spell it that way

only 7 days till christmas... get all your shopping done?

nininin

morning
>>64772761
nini

>>64772007
no..

>>64769988
all i want for christmas is you and also a pogo stick if its not too much trouble

>>64755888
Yeah it's a bit exaggerating: he's only going into the pen with smaller schnappies and in the last part of the video they're throwing the food over the fence to the bigger crocs.

https://twitter.com/bunnyonvt/status/1736665983115485455

>>64773104
>You have until the dawn of Christmas eve (24th of december at my normal stream time, or the evening on the 23rd if you are in the US)
make sure you fellow champoos remember this
i know some of you

>>64773104
ok ill send one in by the end of the month

>>64773104
I promise to send it by the last minute

humble music rec

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Or5lCqWyYE8

what are you doing today champs?

does kiki have a discord?

>>64775545
no but she can fly, that's pretty cool right

>>64775588
do you see her as flying like a plane, or more like a helicopter? either way dont get your champy stuck in the blades
>>64775467
continuing to work out at the library you get some interesting things sometimes

>>64775467
i drew this as a part of the xmas tree decoration thing keep it a secret k?

>>64775955
are you sure that smumbleness is appropriate..?

>>64775955
kiki loooookk :3

>>64775588

spoilers for rogue trader
I very much liking this game

Painting Kiki's womb white for Christmas!

>>64777336
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_xq3Bj_tas

>>64776794
idk what this is, but I like 40k. Would you recommend this, champoo?

>>64777596
I would

>>64777596
>idk what this is
dealing with psykers in a way that the God Emperor intended

>>64777596
from what I've heard it's good but moight be difficult to get into if you're new to CRPGs

i HAET plastic assemblies that snap together that aren't meant for the consumer to disassemble without breaking!!! my coffee maker has some rancid smell and i just wanna disassemble and clean one part..

>>64778020
just look up a build for any class so you dont have to spend an hour reading through various tooltips if it's your 1st time around
they should have brought back auto level up for your companions like they had in pathfinder

>>64778159
but that's the whole appeal of rpgs...

>>64778188
nta but some games obscure the choices for later game so you start off wanting to do one kind of build with the options presented to you at the time but later there's some gamechanging thing that makes you take another way and then you feel like you're missing out on a good build of both of your plans.
I can't really see myself looking up builds for a first run of a game either but there have been times where I've felt bad for having a bad character because I wasn't provided with in-game info on how things would turn out and other times browsed the later game options from some external thing to see what I wanna be heading towards.

>>64778159
you don't like reading your powers and abilities?
seeing which things that work together is a fun part of those kind of games

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWN good morning

>>64778361
NTA either but the first CRPG I played was BG3, which is D&D rules, and it took me over a week of reading wikis and watching youtube videos before I could get past character creation. I tried playing Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous, which is the same devs as Rogue Trader, and it was like 50x more shit going on in character creation than D&D has.

I assume Rogue Trader is just using Pathfinder rules?

>>64778460
i find if kind of funny that the third title in a series is your starting point, i personally think that a series assumes you know kind of how the games work by number 2 of a franchise and just continue that train of thought in the way that it wont tell you explicitly what things do or who people are with a kind of "you played the first two right?" kind of attitude.

>>64778873
bg3 has nothing to do with bg 1 and 2 though. It was basically made for normalfags who dont care about rpgs

>>64778873
Normally I would as well, but there are cases like BG3 where the amount of time between the second and third game is huge and it's not even made by the same developers. It'd be like thinking you needed to have played Fallout 2 before playing Fallout 3, when really the only thing they share in common is the name and some loosely interpreted rules/mechanics.

>>64778368
when there are 50+ choices per level for every char

>>64779197
perhaps it works better when you have an idea already of what you want the character to be much like actual dnd, for example if you wanted to be a fire mage you would seek out the fire mage like abilities rather than inspect everything that is available to you.
at the very least it would limit the need to read everything a little

Time to wage...don't forget me...bye bye...

>>64779110
>when really the only thing they share in common is the name and some loosely interpreted rules/mechanics
...and the titular location, Baldur's Gate. But yes the game was designed in such a way that it doesn't demand you know anything prior, even if some old characters like Minsc make an appearance.

>>64780103
>old characters
they might as well be new characters, they completely butchered them

>>64780040
i am surprised to see that image not having the sad cat eyes
have fun at work

goodnight kiki n champs, hope kiki is feeling more chipper, understandably the wrestling fucks with sleep for those down under i dont even try to watch them live
nini honkshu
here's one for the tired champs

>>64780994
nice rab

>>64780994
cute... her eyes look great

https://twitter.com/Bunnies/status/1736519344501227975

>>64782150
kiki and me... but why am i black

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWVkfzIjHeA
WOMB

>>64783279
me on the left

>>64783279
my blood on Kiki's lip

i want to drive it, bros...

>>64783524
I want to drive in and out of it if you know what I mean

new schedule is up on the schedule womb too, maybe she forgor to tweet it

the stream timer always hides the last entry
maybe for the future ones move them a tiny bit up

>>64783818
No thankyou

https://twitter.com/bunnyonvt/status/1736755874990104981

>>64775047
i rike that one

rightyo, need to wage

more puff than rabb

>>64785722
where is the rab?

>>64785722
Those ears don't fool me, this is a marshmallow not a rabbit

does gigi know that she is the star of the world?

https://twitter.com/RabbitLoversUSA/status/1736433964850855977
buinker

edging till gigrismas

in another news, i'm starting the motions for a big surprise gift

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7f_ccXqduU
more wombs, she is getting greedy

>>64787972
that's a humble png

Just found out on getting 50 bucks for my holiday bonus! I'm going to give at least 30 to Kiki <3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWg1jfM_tcw
I am not sure I have enough cum for all these wombs

>>64788034
Its actually green btw

>>64788034
>I recognize that bun

>>64788225
my apologies

>>64789843
rab to the bone

I need a rab to bone

do any champies have a link to the old intro theme? it made me so appy

>>64790739
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NOHOodKHkY

>>64791245
carrot rabbit carrot

>>64791245
thank u fren

kiki's greedy cunny! uoh

>>64792004

>>64792800
eeeeeeeeeeee she's gonna get coffee on my files

>>64793674
she does it on poipose, she's wild like that

>>64792800
the humble diamond ToT

good morning champs, have a great week

>>64795427
good morning

>>64795427
its monday, it can't be be great

I am both Rapist and a Racist
what else can I become?

>>64796400
I am become champ, destroyer of worlds

>>64796173
it's your favourite day of the week

https://vxtwitter.com/RabbitLoversUSA/status/1736797389296742708
they giving ipads to rabbits now

I didndo nuffin man

>>64797136
cables are a healthy part of all house hold rabbit's diets

>>64797533
spicy hay they call it in the business

>>64797053
the west has fallen

>>64797136
Always blaming the brown rabbas

>>64799164
dont hold nigga down cuz he brown

>>64801047
littleman's apprentice (needs more practice before making his debut)

>>64801047

I miss our girl

Would Kiki like Max Payne?

>>64803206

>>64803206
Maybe, though some parts might be a bit spooky for her, I know the nightmare sequence freaked me out when I first played it

>>64803206
I'm sure she would like the bullet time

>>64803206
probably nod. it's pretty drab and gloomy and the shooting similar gangsters all the time gets a bit repetitive. i really like the game but maybe recognize a lot of it is nostalgia and it might be offputting and flawed to someone for the first time these days.

I have to board my dog for a week a couple months from now my brother is getting married and I have to fly but all these boarding places near me have to do a meet and greet first to make sure she's not going to eat anybody. I hate CHORES

>>64805674
Well I wouldn't want to be the guy who gets someone else's dog euthanized because I didn't see it's desire for babby flesh

Back from waging I barely even get anything done these days because I'm too busy missing Kiki

0.01k

>>64805674
dont have friends(lol) or family nearby to come in and take care of it a bit?

the fuck is this hit, can they stop making captcha even more fucking annoying?

>>64806326
I miss kiki all the time. But my aim is getting better!

>>64807379

>>64807330
KOGRA!
i guess the contrasting circles helps against bots?

picking the corn out of Kiki's poob for dinner

>>64807822
Never post again

me

>>64807330
I don't think it makes the captcha less human-readable actually.

>>64807822
Is it still edible if it's nod on da cob? Or is it like one of those civet cat coffee delicacies?

>>64808552
Although it's gross, the idea of kiki eating coffee beans and using them for coffee once they come out is funny to me

I didn’t think we were in german hours already…

i can save her colon bacteria

i have to fess up, i'm nod even germanchamp but i did make her read that mozart poopoo poem. i dont even remember the context of that bit but i did want to hear her read german so it didn't matter much to me what it was and that came to mind as a le funny gag. when she started reading it so earnestly and trying hard at pronouncing it correctly i started feeling a bit bad about it.

dropping gigi during wifetoss is a major party foul

>>64809582
appendixchamp...

I'm so cold right now I'm contemplating the logistics required to watch Kiki's stream from the comfort of a hot bath

>>64810380
Sounds comfy but make sure your computer doesn't fall into the water

>>64810380
There are waterproof phones you can use maybe, or if you like to live dangerously you could try the ziploc method (though it might muffle the audio a tad)

fool store clerk tried to scam me out of one whole champycoin... i bought something that was -50% off and they didn't input it and I had to go Karen on them and ask them to correct it. i hate hate any kind of extra hassle that i have to do and dont want to interact with people but i gathered the courage

>>64811685
good on you for speaking up. I have the same problem

>>64809933
only toss your Kiki onto soft surfaces, not too bouncy too

>>64810380
phone/ laptop on a chair
i've watched entire seasons with on my laptop while in a bath

>>64812246
Setting up a series of trampolines so I can toss Kiki onto them and skip from one trampoline to the next in a descending stairway of giggles

>>64811685
I had this happen to me once when buying car oil
it was at like 40% discount
at the register they scan it, full price
tell them it should be discounted
>nugh ugh
go to the item, take a pic of the discount, show them
>umm okey
added another extra discount for my troubles

>>64811685
maybe JUST MAYBE if little mrs clovercorp ceo gigigins paid us a LIVING WAGE we wouldn't have to scrounge and scrape the mere pittance she claims she so graciously and generously pays. also im SICK and TIRED of being treated and used like a piece of meat for her every whim.
#downwithrabbitalism #fite4fifteenrabbabucks

>>64812319

>*heavy breathing*
>you see a coca cola bottle and nothing out of the ordinary
>must've been the wind

>>64812515
what's next? a union? Personally I loooove working to the bone for my rabbit overlord

we should dig grand channels to direct all of the excess and spilled kiki's kiki into a great reservoir

>>64813443
after much deliberation i've determined im more of a pepsi person

I wonder if Kiki would enjoy being raped by me

>>64814542
the rabbitville aqueducts

>>64815919
one way to find out

>>64815919
I don't know much, but I do know for Kiki to really be into the sex it has to be:

1) With Champy
and
2) Nonconsensual

>>64817980
thanks for the tips, Kiki

>>64817980
>tugs on Kiki's leash
time for your meal giggles

LIVE!

https://youtu.be/AWVkfzIjHeA
https://youtu.be/AWVkfzIjHeA
https://youtu.be/AWVkfzIjHeA

>>64814542
This is just like when I play Oxygen Not Included.

The audio design on the animation when Kiki is being sucked into the PC reminds me of some of this game's spell audio effects.

https://youtu.be/8ZGdPSwmpGY?t=2219

https://twitter.com/jokanhiyou/status/1736920432228684196
I think this could be a humble kiki edit

this is my wife

`!Intro animation

`!Kiki on the telly!|Zatsu

well Kiki?

>>64818777
lucky trips of truth

`Why Kiki never changes any of her music (-5)

What if we made a remix of the BGM with lyrics and Kiki sang it

Good evening Kiki and Champys.

What are you all having for dinner? It's cold as balls here so I'm having homemade chili.

Kiki and Champy go together like rabbits and eggs

`Rabbits can decide how they give birth (-5)

I will make it happen

What came first, the rabbit or the egg?

Kiki's ovipositor ToT

>>64819113
Hello, Champ. I'm having ice.

since you are so stretchy, I guess you could lay an egg

Mahou Usagi Kiki-chan!

`Choose your Chapter

you can't just make me erect and go on a tangent, I need to finish

https://files.catbox.moe/vf5z4v.webm
pls see its important

>>64819328
me when kiki goes live

salamanders are niggers

>>64819263
`Kiki's choice: Iron Hands (-15)

`offset 30

>>64819534
i mean your not wrong

I march under the banner of Slaanesh

congrats Kiki
time to show your cunny

`Kiki has successfully gathered 10,000 rabbits! (-10)

Historical photograph of Kiki reacting to hitting 10k subscribers

were it not for the law of the land i would have slaughtered poosan by now

`Kiki will do a celebration stream soon! (-5)

10k!

>>64820063
:D

>kikis hentai tags
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2vv4rhQVew

!!!

nod many still around from debut

>>64820268
Refresh the page fool!

I love you too
every single dream is about you, I constantly think how much I miss you when you are not around
I am way too shy to say that in chat

>>64820268
refresh your page, fool

>>64820278
As a semi-newchamp I was a bit surprised by how many actually were when I got around to watching it

I only lurked for about 6 months or so and you have slowly been growing on me. I think it has hit a point where I just choose you over anyone else now.

I've only been around a couple months and am too poorfag to membership, but life would be a lot worse without you around to keep me company. Love you, giggles.

`The vtuber awards should have picked Kiki for most dedicated fanbase (we totally would have won) (-5)

I didn't give a shit about vtubing before I came across you one night. been here ever since. you're a wonderful goil.

ive been a kiki purist since i found her. always supported always will

>>64754352
That's a cute rabbit

I swear to god, to all that is holy, to all of my dearly departed family members, whatever your turn-ons and turn-offs turn out to be, my love for you will always be as strong as it always has been, if not stronger

on that note thank you for having a 99 cent member option, quite affordable

architectbros...

its onara isn't it

A toast to Kiki and all the champys.

>>64820483
Champy fetish roster report in.

she remembers...

`Talking about Kiki's schedule, and also about something special

I learned about kiki from divegrass actually.

you don't have to stream it live if you don't want to

i found you on christmas last year when some champy said you were the best /here/chuuba. felt like i stumbled into something intimate and i wanted to be a part of it.

`Talking about the upcoming Christmas Tree Decoration Extravaganza! (-5)

coincidentally, I had an idea for this before it was made into a contest
WE ARE

ill take a pic of my cats face and slap it on the tree

can we do multiple submissions or are we limited to one(1)?

>>64821080
She said you can do mulitples I think

slap that ornament on a tree

Submission form:
https://twitter.com/bunnyonvt/status/1736665983115485455

>>64820856
I find it heartwarming that a Champy blessed you with Kiki herself as a special Christmas gift.

Don't forget Third Christmas in July

`Jingle Bells (-15)

Explain these really tall candles

careful, you'll summon HIM...

little man gets to smell kiki everyday with his ultra sensitive rabbit nose...

Does it snow in kangaroo land

I actually found kiki through the worldbuilding thread. Specifically I decided to check you out after the divegrass match.

LoTB info, I guess it is continuing as usual this weekend

IIRC there are a couple tubers who have obviously been here occasionally. One of the Tempus boys once accidentally put his browser on-stream and his thread was in the bookmark toolbar. But Kiki is the only tuber that is literally here and interacting with us as a matter of course rather than almost a folktale about whether or not they've ever been around.

>>64821389
There are other openly /here/ chuubas, but Kiki's case is a bit different in that /pyon/ feels like such a substantial part of her community rather than just being a place where fans talk that the chuuba may or may not see too

bruh

I was there for the original "exploding yellow vans" Fox news story. Containment has been dead so long that the death itself is old enough to drive.

My parents have one of these things they set up every Christmas but it's not like religious it's just a pretty thing. The candle heat makes the windmill turn and it has a little nativity scene that spins around inside.

people report you as a school shooter if they see 4chan on your screen
normies are that retarded

`On being a /here/tuber (-240)

Twitter is worse than here desu. Like lets be real. Especially since Elon took over.

>greentext story YT channels
i hate it so much

do you go on the female chan?

>>64821773
Did you know they made a
>be me
>greentext story
anime? It's called Peepo-chan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8silkw5Bh0

The reality is greentexts are posted by redditors who then repost their stories for karma

`Frogposters are cringe (-5)

Kiki never browse /biz/ half the threads are frogposters

i only go on /vt/ /tg/ and sometimes /vg/

I hate the reddit frog too

I spent too much time on /v/ and it's just the most vicious shitposting and fighting imaginable it almost made me hate video games.

>>64821967
I am sorry sweetie but it's called the facebook frog now

just a humble thank you to being true to yourself and always doing your best. my life is a lot better since you came into it and im thankful everyday.

>>64821916
/biz/ is literally just crypto shillers. Also pretty sure everyone shits on /vt/

>>64821767
You have to understand the evolutionary biology of the current X userbase. The Livejournal types migrated to Tumblr and we all know what Tumblr was. Then when Tumblr died it retransplanted itself into Twitter. And now the site is also full of unsupervised 8 year olds on smartphones that are drinking directly from the Tumblr tap with a different sticker pasted over the title. It's literal children taking cues from rainbowhairs, which is why their constant shrieking about anime is so inconsistent and unhinged.

>>64821668
I'm guessing when normies think 4chan, most of them think /pol/ because it's made the most impact.
Boards like /po/ and /n/ are practically invisible to the public eye because of how unremarkable and inoffensive they are.

>>64822027
its full of trannies now
I hate it

`Kiki spent years telling people to go to the vet and started the long-nosed dog trend (-5)

>>64822054
>X userbase
What? oh. You meant twitter

Real chads browse /m/ desu

`One of Kii's favorite boids in town

How many pairs of snowshoes has she been given now?

I avoid /a/ cause i avoid one piece spoilers like the plague, /fit/ck/ic/ is fun sometime even with the offtopics, keto, vegan and ai spam

thats a scary fucking bird

I spend most of my time in /pyon/, /tg/, /biz/, /pol/, and occasionally /m/.

`Everything that Kiki likes, Champy turns to garbage... (-5)

>>64822429
fellow /tg/ chad

There's a shoebill character in Kemono Friends you'd like

i rike this humble fellow

>>64822481
Roleplaying or wargaming?

Look at those eyebrows!

`Cute Willie Wagtail story (-30)

dont be sadders, be happers

wagtail, is that the one that does the shaking mating dance with his feathers

it smells like something electrical is burning somewhere...oh well.

>>64822630
Wargaming, 40k specifically

Anyway I fucking love these lemurs. I bet some of you will recognize this guy

I remember when I was in Paris with my family we were eating outside somewhere and some other famly got up from their food and turned away from it and in seconds a huge flock of birds swooped down and dug into it. Those birds didn't fuck around

Is google dead for anyone else?

>>64822739
>I bet some of you will recognize this guy
oh, hey, yeah. that's Tim! pretty cool guy.

>>64822796
Google says Google is NOT down.

>>64822787
>Those birds didn't flock around

T D: XIC

`Kiki was poo'd on by a baby chick before (-5)

I love owls, especially barn owls. So spooky and cool looking.

My friend had a bird shit in his mouth one time

Chickens are evil. They literally eat their own babies.

A co-worker in Hawaii says the island is full of these black and white spotted chickens.

`Why animals will sometimes eat their babies (-5)

I'd like to eat Kiki.

I only know of the fact. I was unaware of the reason and holy fucking shit. Well I mean I guess I learned something today. Thanks Kiki.

don't eat our babies, Gigi...

>would you eat me
Oh god are there meatbros in here?

I want to fertilize Kiki's last egg

wait...so this egg...it's YOURs, yours?

I would eat Kiki because she seems sweet and savory and I have an unironic vore fetish and she seems so soft and vulnerable.

kiki you're sexy

Know Your Customer or KYC is a vital customer identification tool that companies and financial institutions use during the customer onboarding process.

R

i really like these guys because when they cross the road they do a little dance

>>64823335
Hello undocumented /biz/reali.

N

We have an owl species over called a Morepork, and if you've ever heard the Hooot hoot stock sound, then it's likely a morepork

>>64823392
O

>>64823416
>More pork?
Don't mind if I do.

>>64823338
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sr_SGkqrrdM

>>64823434
G

>>64823256
Mine!

Actually I want to ask. Kiki I know your australian so can you please tell me about the emu? And bonus points for an explanation on how the fuck you lost a war to them?

`A very cute bird doing a dance (-5)

Just general information really.

in a race between a cheetah and an emu the emu would lose because the cheetah would eat it

`A fun fact about emus

I just realized Australians put a y sound in Emu. Here in the USA it's Ee-moo. Kiki says Ee-myu.

>>64823714
Cheetahs are fast as fuck but they use up a lot of energy and have to rest for extremely long periods of time before being able to sprint again

>>64823502
we dont even talk about the emu wars...

>amerisharts

Hes being serious. Forgive me for i am diagnosed with american.

`Kiki is positively gobsmacked to hear how burgers say the word "emu" (-10)

>The etymology of the common name "emu" is uncertain, but is thought to have come from an Arabic word for large bird that was later used by Portuguese explorers to describe the related cassowary in Australia and New Guinea.[

>>64824020
Apparently the word "emulator" comes from "emu"

Dire Chocobo

you mouth is going in and out of responsiveness

>>64824035
makes sense.

>green
Color of DA ORKS!

Yeah, apparently ostriches bury their heads in the sand not to hide from predators, but to rotate their eggs in subterranean dens in sand to keep them from getting too hot on one side.

`An emu with its eggs (-10)

I guess I'll bake

Megaman X2 has an ostrich boss

`Birds with hands

I think I'd like some kwaf too, but it'll have to be decaff because I live in Ee-moo Land and it's 10pm.

many cute Kiki faces

`!Game start

I'd love for you to do a video about those weird Zombie snails, I've always been fascinated with them.

the pisser is in

>>64824392
`edit Game start & recapping the story so far

>>64824479
looks like it feels good

Never try to debate Warhammer lore with Kiki, she's a master debater

>>64824671
She pairs well with Champy, the cunning linguist.

Inquisitors are just the 40k version of gay reddit mods with way too much power for no reason

>>64824729
they sound like they fall into the same camp as paladins.

This "thing" is my wife and I couldn't be more proud

here, take it

>>64824780
Paladins are up there with Elves in terms of things that have been ruined by people that don't know how to write them.

i want to spit in kikis mouth

I want kiki to spit in my mouth

AAAAAA KIKI IM GONNA CUM IN YOUR MOUTH

>>64824442
Kiki getting infected with Leucochloridium paradoxum by a giant snail ToT

`Kiki looks shocked (-5)

Hang on, let me get the shock collar so we have a control to test against.

`!Chapter 10 - House of Secrets (-5)

>>64824442
>>64824906
bro...