/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>Basic introduction to the new Jailbirds
Debut Stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg3SrFzHn9M
Crunchyroll Interviews
https://www.crunchyroll.com/news/interviews/2023/8/2/nerissa-ravencroft-hololive-advent-music-interview
https://www.crunchyroll.com/news/guides/2023/8/2/nerissa-ravencroft-top-anime-hololive-advent

>Tools / Creation by the /ope/ users
/ope/'s library
https://rentry.org/joint_operation_center
Collection of Nerissa's Sounds
https://rentry.org/c793m
List of recommended streams
https://rentry.org/ope_curated_streams_list01
Information regarding membership
https://rentry.org/ope_list_of_members_streams01
Appearance on other channels & mentions
https://rentry.org/Past_mentions_and_collabs_on_other_girls_channels01

>General Tools
Schedulehttps://teamup.com/ksua2ar4zft49pdn7c
Current OP Template
https://rentry.org/1-post-OPE

Rissa butt

>>64263456
watched the Stardew open vc VOD that was pretty kek
>Nerissa makes some playful flirty comment
>Mori: "Thanks!"
Autist ice queen power, put that nerd pervert in her place

Looks like everything is ok... Damn I get nervous doing things I'm not used to.

>>64268744
She'll get there, she just needs Calli to warm up to her a bit.

I hope she is having fun with her family.

>>64268770
It’s okay anon, we’ll take things slowly…I’ll be gentle

>>64268679
i love christmas cake

>>64269187
whatchu baking?

>>64269516
Just some chicken tenders.

Does baker bake while baked

no sex with Nerissa Ravencroft

>>64268587
MAMACITA

I don't miss her, in fact I hate her
I hate Nerissa Ravencroft
I hate her I hate her I hate her

>>64270591
Is this part of the 5 stages of grief?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VBiJvJfC0Q
Every day Rissa doesn't stream...

https://twitter.com/anyacchiiii/status/1733956340815466613

>>64271237
Based

>kiara making out with a man in her latest MV
Nerissa getting cucked
the dick alwats win

>>64271576
sorry Nerissa, I was preparing wawa for the Maldives orgy

>>64271576
You can't compete with him, he's so exotic.

>>64271576
That man? Me.
So Nerissa should french me lots and lots for an indirect kiss with wawa.

>>64271576
Why he look like that

https://twitter.com/i3eanCurd/status/1733828696845467931

>>64272913
TUMMY

I want to hold hands with Rissa

Playing with Rissa's hair and telling her how soft and smooth it is...

https://twitter.com/Chantu_Irasu/status/1733801301950235023

>>64273752
I'm gonna be honest: Aradia's horns should be bigger, but we already missed that train.

Man, I hope Rissa gets her 3D model soon, it's gonna be so fun when she gets to participate in events like Kiara's end of the year stream.

https://twitter.com/Bottomfr4gg3r/status/1733981509848072703

Do you think it's a mutual decision between FWMC and Nerissa to not collab (just the 3 of them, not all of Advent) because their styles and audiences are so different? I guess I would be an example of that because I have no interest in the dogs.

>>64277514
Nerissa wouldn't act this cool if Kiara-senpai was about to kiss her

BROS I FUCKING MISS HER AAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>64277556
I haven't seen the dogs on 1 on 1 collabs so I cannot tell. They come off as a bit self-centered imo, but maybe they're nice. At least I don't Rissa hates them and she always agrees to do things, Kiwawa mentioned in her karaoke today, so maybe it's just about timing.

>>64277556
They've talked about how they talk off stream, but I'm not sure how they'd work together on stream, just the 3 of them. I don't have anything against the dogs, I even watch their morning show, but personally wouldn't want to watch a stream with them usually. Whether they're actually intellectually disabled or it's kayfabe, they're grating to watch for extended periods of time

>>64277514
Better

>>64278727
Did you buy MH rise and grinded to be able to carry her tomorrow? There's things to be done even if she's not streaming.

>>64278920
That's true. They're funny alone and generally really cute so I understand the love, but their voices and screams impale my ears and their kayfabe is cringe as fuck if you're not into it.

I skip every collab with them unless it's a movie since they're generally well behaved and don't ruin the atmosphere.

>>64277514
Rissa isn't nearly horny enough here

https://twitter.com/Iva4111/status/1733905910924562771
So perrrty

>>64279158
I love how pretty she is

>>64279158
She looks so gorgeous here. Stretched wings model when.

Risa teaching your little girl Christmas carols as I prepare dinner. After we're done eating. your little girl tells you to listen to her. Rissa stands next to you and you both listen to her. Rissa lightly kisses your cheek and tells you to your ear "Isn't she so talented? I can't wait to see how much better she gets, honey".

Nerissa giving you world class paizuri and head

>>64280564
>AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>64280700
Nice palette cleanser

Maybe she'll use it tomorrow???

>>64281828
She should use it for her christmas karaoke

>>64281828
Didn’t she say before she doesn’t like using assets

>Kiara going on Minecraft on Thursday
Will this be the first time she's on since Nerissa "redecorated" her house?
I want to see her reaction.

>>64281976
I don't really remember if she ever mentioned, but there's a first time for everything.

Nerissa loves me!

>>64285437
kek

>>64281976
More line she probably doesn't know how to use them or set them up properly lol

Anime watchalongs with Rissa next year please.

>>64286572
I want her to watch yuri anime.

>>64286762
I want her to watch magical girls' anime.

>>64288595
That’s the same thing.

>>64289256
Fair.

>>64286572
liz and the blue bird watchalong please

>>64290499
BASED BASED BASED BASED

>>64290499
Sound Euphonium in general would be a good watchalong. I bet we'd get some good Rissa lore too

>>64290499
Generally not a fan of Naoka Yamada YA stuff so I'd pass on that one.

>>64291365
I pray to god she hasn’t seen it it hasn’t heard much about it. The ending may gif punch her.

>>64291443
Naoko**

Hello again. Instead of running today, I decided do to sits-ups and push-ups. I did 30 of each defore muscles told me to stop... I think I'll have to add a bit of muscle training after running.

>>64292163
You’re doing a great job. Would you like a reward?

>>64292274
Why not, then everyone else can also enjoy it.

>>64292351
Don’t spend it all in one place

>>64292163
Good job Jailbird!~

>>64292960
>>64292996

I get the feeling her next cover drop is gonna be like the last. An "oh by the way it's tomorrow" kinda thing again.

>>64293347
You want the burger

>>64293812
True, I can share my burger with my wife Rissa.

That's a big jailbird!
https://twitter.com/crestfallen163/status/1733999442653483064

>>64294535
I want Shiori to spank Nerissa on top of me.

>>64294679
I want Shiori to spank me while on top of Nerissa

>>64294911
Novelite…

https://twitter.com/shironcafe/status/1734015309915570650

>>64286150
Shiori can help her there.

>>64296451
The Beebmesiter could as well. She's used that emo hair one a few times recently

>>64296659
I think all advent save her have used assets on their solo streams at this point. Maybe she doesn't indeed like them, or she likes how she looks normally the best.

I would sell my body to her

https://twitter.com/umikonari2/status/1734075086355775652
I don't think it's not a kimono but it makes a fair point. What if it's a sexy dress with removeable jacket?

https://twitter.com/nerissa_en/status/1734086975248900570
why not posting it if it's already up in the community page?

>>64299432
she's eepy, let her sleep first

>>64299432
maybe there will be some changes (hopefully)

>>64299432
Maybe she changed her mind about one of the days off?

>>64299432
I think she forgot she posted it.

I hope she does that guerrila stream, I won't survive the weekend otherwise.

I'M BETTER THAN HER
I'M BETTER THAN HIM

OH, EVERYONE COME 'ROUND AND GAWK AT PERFECTION!

https://twitter.com/Iva4111/status/1733905910924562771

She hates us

Maybe she'll take our advice about restreaming the karaoke?

>>64305494
Did you forget to tab back into /shig/

Missing the Risser and Moom :(

>>64305822
The pale rider…

>>64305497
A poor substitute I can already rewatch it whenever I need the real thing aaaaaaa

>>64301305
>guerilla
She should instead collab with the jp gorilla

She despise us

Let’s have another discussion about Nerissa today. What do you think she finds to be best in life?

>>64311107
Food

>>64311107
Me

>>64298951
There is such thing as a removable jacket that can be worn over a kimono, it's called haori

>>64311107
To kiss your oshis, see them blushing before you, and to feel the moistening between their thighs.

>>64311326
This is good! This is good.

>>64277285
Rebellion really is the best group song I've seen by a gen in awhile, it definitely should be used more. I know Nerissa was the carrier, but Advent in general did a great job, people always probe them with the "Fire, Fire light the fire"~ at any opportunity, sign of a banger.

>>64279115
Think about it this way, professionals or not, those two genuinely seem to like the chuuni, you'd see things fall apart more often if they didn't, and Rissa herself has a great big ball of chuuni inside her. They can work together because they both actually have that youthful spirit. Its just, and some Ruffians can either confirm or deny this, but from what I see of them, they just have a good manzai routine going(they wanted to get a manzai act together as one of their goals right?), its hard to put a third into that. Kinda like how Shiori and Nerissa banter is top notch between the two, but a third makes the comedic pace fall off sometimes. Nothing to do with the actual chemistry of the group imo.

>>64286572
Any mecha show with good music. I can guarantee she'd enjoy Aquarion or Gravion. Cute girls and handsome guys, good music, songs you want to jam with the characters to, the works.

>>64311325
I know you're talking about something else but now I cannot stop thinking about Rissa cosplaying as Okita. And well, it was most about being a dress than about removable jacket.

>>64311107
Food, family, singing on a stage, winter onsen, warm cozy blanket on a cold winter day, a vacation with her kami oshi.

>>64312253
Add friends to that. I feel she's very friend-oriented and loves both pamper and being pampered by them.

>>64311107
To have found a place that is not only lucrative, not only allows herself to promote/improve her musical and acting skills, not only allows her to speak with and rizz up cute girls, but she can embrace the cringe soul inside everyday, and people tell you that you inspire them? Its hard to win harder.

I saw that Bae was trying the vertical live thing. You think Rissa is gonna try it before the end of the year? And would you like it?

>>64313566
Rissa doesn't strike me as one that cares that much about the algorithm to abuse shorts, but I dunno.

>>64277514
I would make both of them phuckin pregnant.

>>64314734
Shiori stop your horniness.

sex

with

The Ravencroft sisters

They should carry my children
I’ll carry there’s later if they’re good

Rissa is cute, not sexy.

>>64315247
Rissa is both cute and sexy. And also cool sometimes.

Rissa has the sexiest model imo

>>64315336
But a cringe dork most of the time

Nerissa really is like a wife

>>64315407
I can give you that.
>>64315385
And I agree with this.

So far we have established that Rissa is a cute, sometimes cool, definitely sexiest, cringe dork that is also like a wife

Just say it, she's perfect.

I want to be an illicit, covert love affair with Nerissa. I want us to have to hide our relationship from management and other talents, because it makes the relationship that much more exciting.

>>64316084
This WILL happen with one of our EN4/5 Fembirds

>>64316558
>Implying this is not happening with Wawa already.

>>64316558
Yeah that’s why I wrote it :<

Just curious, what fembird likes about nerissa apart from her voice?

Hey, at least someone's schedule is popping off this week. The question is, will Nerissa miss the 3D live for family stuff?

>>64317092
Her tits and ass.

>>64317190
>Will Nerissa miss her wife’s 3D Live
What do you think is the answer to this anon, be serious

>>64317191
That would make fembirds just me except female surely that is not all

>>64317190
Wawa's 3D live is at the early morning for her, so she's not gonna miss it cause of family. The real question is, will she sleep early for it? Or will she just not sleep.

>>64317244
Well now that I look at the time...absolutely not.

>>64317366
I can’t speak for the others but Nerissa is very hot. I love how erotic she is. There’s also how she’s cute and a total dork and a little cringe and a wife etc etc everything else that was discussed above.
I wouldn’t be having actual aspirations about joining hololive if it weren’t for her.

Nerissa's outline in the new outfit lineup reminds me of this

>>64268587

>>64277514
I'm half expecting her to post a comment under the new MV actually saying that she wants to be in place of the dude.

>>64316642
I gonna put a bet that it'll be a kiss and that's it. Rissa is aggressive and may have kabedon'd Fuwawa at first sight, but she holds back with Kiara. I won't say what I'll bet, but I'm betting against anything more than a kiss.

>>64315503
Its just the gap moe. A person who is so obviously a glowstick wielding idol dork that has an avalanche of plushies in their bedroom, but has the voice and mannerisms of trying to be the femme fatale type, straining all the time not to geek out, and getting so ludicrously happy when they find someone they have kinship with is adorable.

>>64318435
Kiara isn't a real lesbo, she probably lays it out straight in real life meets when required since the reine episode.

>>64318705
Kys

>>64318435
The vacation is going to be a try-not-to-be-weird challenge for Nerissa. Didn't she offhandedly (maybe jokingly) mention in one of the member streams that she was gonna try and collect sweat or scent from Kiara on one of the pillows she's gonna bring? The woman is not normal.

>>64318435
They're gonna kiss on the third day. It's gonna be playful at first but it will escalate. Rissa will put her knee between Wawa's legs and grind a bit. After a few seconds they will stop, look at each other in the eyes, get embarrassed and laugh it off, then go through their day. The night before the last day Wawa will tell Rissa if she wants to drink something at the bar, and Rissa won't find a way to say no. They'll talk while drinking something sweet and get drunk, then they'll try to go to sleep. But Wawa will tell Rissa that she's really glad they went to this trip together on the elevetor, and Rissa will cry cause she's so happy. Wawa will get really flustered and take Rissa to her room to calm her down, then they'll look to each other's eyes and kiss again. After that, they won't be able to stop.

They’re going to fuck in the airport bathroom.

https://twitter.com/SeptetteS/status/1734249273984971097?s=20

>>64319482
>her room
They only got one and they are sleeping in the same bed...

>>64319778
I’ll never not be upset that this meme didn’t get more people to watch D4DJ.

>>64319862
Well, the point is that they're gonna fuck.

>>64319258
She technically said that but the way you worded it makes it sound worse than it should.

>>64299780
>>64299798
Abandon all hope

https://twitter.com/nerissa_en/status/1734255836992606452

https://youtu.be/s-pekQshwhQ

>>64320496
>【MONHUN】Playing with YOU!
She loves us

>>64318827
Well, hold on. The person might have a point. Ain't no way someone gets that much thirst thrown their way and nothing happens. Its weird that she has this really sexually charged persona, but it goes nowhere. Nerissa seems like the real deal down bad, she just gets anxious and embarrassed about it, while Kiara feels confident, but gets scared off by a whiff of a real tiger, like with Marine. If we used Mob Psycho, Kiara is the Reigen, and Nerissa is Mob, the "protégé". Not to knock Kiara of course because Reigen is pretty cool and she has her cool moments, but just my take.

Also, the last MonHun collab with Biboo made me think of something. Nerissa's dad likes Slayers right? Because the man sounds more like Phil every time I see him. And Nerissa is his little Amelia. Its an idea that has lived rent free in my head.

I don’t have MonHun or switch online even rip

>>64320718
You know, she could just be les/bi but now too big on the sexy things. Some people need to be in a relationship before doing the dirty.

But now that you mention it... Holy fuck you're right, she's fucking Amelia. And Shiori would be like, a goth Rina.

I keep considering getting a switch but then remember than paying $350 for a console then paying $60 per game for just a chance of maybe playing one round with Nerissa would be really dumb.

>>64320718
I don’t know what the Fuck you just said but I’m electing to get mad anyway.
Maybe Kiara is just a bit prudish, aren’t most Germanic types? Just because you’re a dyke or faggot doesn’t mean you’re down to fuck all the time.

>>64321086
You also need to buy online.

>>64320900
True, true, some people need more time. I know guys are meme'd as wolves who'll pounce on anything, but quite a few are scared stiff until really comfortable.

And I think Shiori is more Zelgadis like, dry humor, somewhat awkward, very blunt, seemingly hard to approach but very loyal. Give her a pinch of Xellos too though.

>>64321220
I get your point, but Amelia is kind of a Rina fangirl so... And Maybe mor Xellos than Zelgadis, she's too much of a dork and has too many weird fragments.

No ironically I am starting to believe that Goslings and heart schizos are the sanest people on this thread.

>>64321346
??? Did you mean to post this in /shig/

>>64321346
We have heart schizos???

She was sitting on me in this thumbie btw.

>>64321346
You don't like my horny smut and plap plap posts???

>>64321120
Yeah, of course not all the time. I didn't imply she was jumping the first female cosplayer who'd DM. But I think I am totally right even with a great rapport with Rissa, she'd tank, because she feels that bit extra shy in contrast to the rizzmaster people say she is. Nothing wrong with being that way, just noted the contrast.

>>64321594
Rissa is gonna plap all the EN branch and you're gonna like it.

But yeah, Rissa is both flirty and very shy, so if you call her flirt, I feel she'll blush and say "it was a joke teehee pero".

>>64321120
Lesbians have unironically skill issues when it comes to getting laid. How does a straight girl flirt? Send ambiguous signals. How do you think most lesbians flirt? Just as the straight girls do, so now you have two useless dykes that just send ambiguous signals to each other instead of just eating some carpet. This is why lesbians move in after the second date since they have been hanging out for years sending these ambiguous signals.
So if you are a lesbian that is just a little bit dommy mommy bitch then you have an all you can eat buffé since you are the only non-useless lesbian in a sea of lesbians

>>64321806
>>64321806
As a dyke I want to say this is incredible oversimplification and really only applies to online interactions BUT I also have never left my room so I actually don’t have much experience irl so. Yeah. I’ve gotten into so many girls DMs by just being a switch. Very fun times.

I don’t see how this has anything to do with Kiara kinda bring a bit prudish though. Like, she’s still a dyke/bi but sexual topics just seem to bother her.

I wanna see Rissa in all her different swimsuits!!! I know she said she only has a single one but that doesn't mean she won't buy more in the maldives.

>>64322222
Hi Kiara, can you please settle this discussion?

>>64322384
Ok guys, we and Wissa are not gonna plap. But that's because I don't like plaping at hotels, and I don't want my cute little baby cat to hear us when she visits me.

>>64322476
You can plap in the airport bathroom

>>64322552
Ok but that's SO unhygienic. I prefer to wait to visiting her... But after she moves out. I don't want her dad suddenly coming in with steak or food while we're busy.

>>64322476
Focus on your stream, Kiara

>>64268679
https://twitter.com/HaruuuuKuma/status/1734256962802720958
Ripped version.

>>64315503
And a classically trained semen demon

>Can't play MH with Rissa because of joycon drift
Life is pain

>>64322655
Everyone knows the protip in long banging sessions is staying hydrated. You wouldn't be the first person to bang while your SOs parents are downstairs. You'll have the true bro experience, except not getting chased out with a weapon!

Nice amount of views for a meme song.

>>64324972
Holy fuck, never underestimate the power of memes.

>>64315503
>>64315503
>And also cool sometimes
She's never cool for more than a second
She always drops the spaghetti
Rissa is pon

>>64324972
The fact good MVs covers sometimes never get that many views or other Hololive ones don't in that many weeks even moreso. Proves short, snappy memes dig in faster, I see some remixed short version covers get millions of views in a couple of weeks. Which means that unlike what >>64314617 said, you should never look down on shorts. Even Rissa, with her retro love has had the brainrot of Tiktok memes engulf her. Its a powerful strat, and most are going for it or YouTube wouldn't have even bothered with shorts to begin with.

>>64325287
I'm hungry, Rissa should cook spaghetti for me.

>>64280700
There's not enough paizuri art of her.

>>64325722
Imagine Rissa inviting you to her house for a lunch with her family. You get there and sit at the table with them, have some tasty food, and at the end Mamarissa asks you if you liked the food. You say yes, that it was one of the best meals you've had in a while. She then looks at Rissa and tells her "Look, your future husband loves your cooking!" And she gets beet red. Paprissa eyes you a bit angry, but you know it's cause he's very protective of his little girl.

>>64325894
Anon, I'm gonna have to ask you stop. You're making this drought week worse!

>>64325552
>brainrot of Tiktok memes engulf her
Btw, tiktok isn't that bad if you watch content that genuinely interests you. I recently downloaded it to follow artists (I like those speedpaint videos), and the algorithm is surprisingly effective—better than youtube's, which I find much worse.
I come across some incredibly interesting videos on drawing, painting, animation, art, nature, and science that you won't find anywhere else. The format is quite immersive, especially when watching with headphones at night in bed.

I get it, I used to think tiktok was just for zoomers and gen alpha, but now everyone and their grandma is there. I have to admit, in many ways, it's better than youtube. I wish youtube shorts were more popular, they seem to be losing ground against tiktok. As for streaming, I'm unsure if they're winning against Twitch, but streaming on tiktok is becoming increasingly popular too

>>64325784
Man, I wish there was more Rissa lewd fanart.

>>64327541
You can always commission them. I got a rissa commission on a waitlist, hopefully it'll be out by the end of the year

>>64327882
I'm a bit broke rn but maybe next year. I prefer when artists draw her out of their own volition tho, it makes me think "yeah, everyone agrees she's sex".

>>64327882
>You can always commission them.
NTA I know she said she's fine with them but I'd feel bad paying for lewds when she doesn't get that much high quality sfw fan art as it is. I almost feel obliged to get her something cute/cool first and only then commission one where she gets sexually obliterated.

>>64328893
My commission will be more on the tamer side, it COULD be lewd but it won't be the focus

They say streamer reflects fans. Which aspect of Rissa's personality you think reflects yours?

>>64329488
The horny aspect

>>64329488
I'm insecure as fuck

>>64329488
Everyone ITT is just going to say horny.

>>64329488
The insecurity and stubbornness to learn new games.

>>64329569
>>64329732
Fair. I don't think I'm the same kind of horny as her tho.
>>64329727
>>64329868
Her being insecure it's, without being mean, a treat to see for me. Getting to see how she grows little by little every day, how she gets more comfortable in her role, and how she tries her best as to not disappoint, makes me very happy.

I’m horny

i wish i was worthy of her love

>>64330282
Anon, as long as you do your best in life and are kind to others, you're worthy of love.

But Rissa is my wife already, look elsewhere.

>>64330398
I wrote this

>>64330282
Are you a cute girl

>>64330513
no...

https://twitter.com/Zokuin/status/1734249866556043748

>>64330897
Oh
Then you aren’t worthy of my love either until you become one

Aww man, i wanted to play MH with her but i just noticed she's gonna play it on Switch...

>>64331030
okay

>>64329488
The baby fever and desire for a large Christian family >>>/wsg/5373117
Nerissa I know you will read this, babe go find your husband on Christmas day midnight mass, its a fantastic opportunity. I remain praying for you. God bless you and your family.

>>64332889
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjiGa5WPugM
Counterpoint.

>>64329488
I'm a bottom

>>64325784
Ai slop is your friend

THE CHRISTFAG IS BACK AAAAAA

>>64333378
His existance is proof that there's no god... Or that god hates everyone, no other options.

>>64333484
I just find it funny that he choose Nerissa, the horniest woman in EN, to be the object of his sick fetish. It’s the most clear case of not watching streams I’ve seen.

>>64333689
Can you really blame him tho, Rissa is too amazing. He most probably went full schizo after realizing he would never have a chance.

>>64333861
Yeah I can blame him because it’s fucking sick

>>64332970
Thats just a song?
>>64333689
>the object of his sick fetish
You're projecting yourself onto me. I'm just trying to guide her to a husband

>>64334033
Rissa is not even /here/, anon. You're gonna have to look for another way to guide her.
And Ave Maria is also just a song yet you used it as an example last time, please be consistent.

>>64333689
It's not even like Christians have a monopoly on having lots of kids. Onerissa excluded, they hardly seem like a devout family. Grandma hanged with Elvis and Dad is into anime and ttrpg, which in their day would have been majorly taboo in christfag circles

>>64333861
I don't have any hate for our local christfag schizo, we're all odd and want to plap Rissa, they just want to wait until marriage and only for breeding and only in missionary with the lights off. I prefer Goslings desu but to each their own

Nothing in this world gets me more aggravated than christfags.

>>64334147
I can't accept it. Sex is for fun and maybe for breeding if you think it'll save your crappy marriage, not for three pumps and go to sleep.

>>64334147
You are way too permissive of this faggot coming here and shitting up the thread. Like I said last time, if he wants to fuck Nerissa that’s fine, everyone wants to, but cross posting his stuff here, forcing Nerissa to be something she isn’t, and promoting his book is just annoying.

>>64334220
TradCaths lead the most boring sex lives, no wonder most of them are cunnyfags. It’s the only exciting parts of their sex lives.
No sex before marriage, no anal, no bjs/hjs/any type of sex that doesn’t lead to pregnancy/sex ONLY for the purpose of procreation. It’s sad.

This is very funny actually leagues better from the normal dead hours /vt/ is just a NFA board in general

BTW midwest bros now's your time, start looking for choir group performances this weekend if you're bored

>>64334220
>>64334311
Maybe I am being too lenient, but I can't force myself to care so far, it's amusing if anything. If it becomes a regular thing, then we'll have a problem. Also when Rissa gets sick of the unfulfilling 'only for breeding' sex she'll come knocking, just like they all do behind closed doors

>>64334421
Man, being tradcaths sucks. I guess that's why they have the second highest rate of infidelity.

>>64334539
Yes, you are too lenient. If you don’t nip this shit in the bud it’ll become an issue. It’s like a cancer.
Also Nerissa has a yuri harem that will last her a life time

>>64334147
>and only for breeding and only in missionary with the lights off
That is not Catholic dogma. As Saint Augustine says
>as often as a husband and wife enter into the sexual embrace in a state of grace, they are growing in grace and glory
Yes we wait until after marriage but then your free to go hard. Its the only manner to beget children after all.
>>64334311
>if he wants to fuck Nerissa that’s fine
I dont, stop projecting yourself onto me.
>promoting his book
I posted a book recommendation, that I didnt even link. Get over yourself faggot, are you going to get upset when I recommend reading the lord of the rings?

>>64334936
You could at least made an example with a good book, faggot.

>>64334677
Boring vanilla sex leads to unhappy marriages, who would’ve thought.

>>64334936
If you don’t even want to fuck her, why are you even doing this? This is just pushing your faggot desires onto people for the sake of doing it. That makes it worse, at least wanting to fuck her makes sense.
Aldo recommend a good book and not your christfag schlock.

Btw, I'm participating in this shit and all cause these are normally dead hours. When Rissa is streaming, I hope you all are commenting on how well she plays instead of feeding the troll or doing some other faggot shit.

>>64334677
>they have the second highest rate of infidelity.
You pulled this out of your ass. Christians and whites have some of the lowest rates of infidelity. The same cannot be said for asians since you all have loveless marriages.
>>64335153
>If you don’t even want to fuck her, why are you even doing this?
Im Catholic, we treat everyone as a brother or sister. I like Nerissa and she is walking down a path that will lead to loneliness and misery, I am trying to correct her. Anime and weebs were a mistake, look around, everyone is a coomer and lonely. Sex means nothing to Christians, we are not coomers, love means everything. And without the love of Christ you cannot know love. Convert my friend so that you can know what love is >>>/wsg/5365153

>>64335352
I mean, that’s what we usually do. I just don’t want other anons to be too lenient with this, even during dead hours. I’d rather argue with the neah fag or the /u/sister.

https://twitter.com/miyoshi82/status/1734344743151382706

>>64335642
Based. I want something like this.

>>64335538
Poor anon, trying to cope. You most probably are not even your father's son. But it's ok, he still loves you cause he thinks your mom was faithful, just like you.

>>64335642
oh shit is this real?
she's gonna be real happy about this

i need nerissa on a primal level

>>64335642
Rushia eh

>>64329488
A desire to not feel constrained because I might like things other think are weird. I liked she feels that societal pressure but wants to be free of it.

>>64335538
Friend, as a Christian, I'll tell you that's baloney. There are plenty of anime fans, quite horny ones in fact, who are married and happy with kids. The worst thing, is having kids to just say "you're complete". Its great having a significant other, to feel that love, which is why as social animals we cling to trying to form bonds. I loved when I was in college and had a girlfriend, long distance but was exhilarating to have someone when I was in a rough road in college, was ready to haul up and go several states for her, but was betrayed by her and bunch of her friends. One should never be desperate for love, you find it and cherish it but don't hoard it. Much less think going to church is automatically going to get you someone.
I mean hell, Rissa's sister Aradia, is happily married and she likes anime. Trying to tell people anime fans can't find happiness is BS.

I hate to be that guy and preach, but nobody take this person seriously and feel shame for yourselves. You want to dump vtubers? Fine, but never tell people of being ashamed of their own hobbies when they harm nobody. That ain't Christ-like.

>>64336495
Holy based. The one good Christfag

>>64335642
Ah, a fellow Watamate. Good taste.
Man, she got an Itasha quite quickly, goddamn. Has anyone else in Advent gotten one yet?

monhun but my cock is the monster and rissa is whipping and hitting it until my jizz comes out

>>64336795
Rissa's fans are successful or bound for success because she is so inspiring and full of demon sex magic, it only makes sense that she got an Itasha

>>64337003
True, her lore is pretty much that she has enchanting miasma emanating from her so I guess we're all intoxicated by inspiration and a little cringe on the side.

Today I ran 10 min!!! I still feel like shit after that tho. But a bit more than before!!
I got donuts to celebrate, just two. My problem is not my weight, just that I've been out of shape for far too long

Am I really bound for success? I sure hope I am.

The thumbnail for her next stream kinda makes it look like one of those coom edits where you just see the person's facial expression and a fountain of cum spraying from outside the frame. Except her's is kinda murky brown for some reason. Just thought I'd share that.

>>64337664
What's your height and weight anon? I was lifting consistently for a while but an emergency surgery took broke up my schedule and I lost my focus, have to get back into it.

>>64338104
I'm 5'9 and 110lbs, give or take. I've always been really scrawny so that's no problem, it's just years of not exercising.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-pekQshwhQ
I really wish you all join Monster Hunter Rise, jailbirds!! It''s gonna be on Switch. Be there or be square!!

>>64338390
Thanks Rissa but I don't have a switch

https://youtu.be/Wph3rcHY9X8
Nerissa's been naughty...

I want to have a naughty christmas with rissa

>>64338814
Always so naughty~

Man, I really want to like the dogs but... I'm just gonna be positive and say they're not for me.

>Sweeney Todd watchalong tomorrow
Holy fuck jailbirds why does your woman keep pumping out the best musical kino so often
Is this going to be a members stream?
I watched this so many times as a kid, I genuinely got so happy seeing it on the schedule

>>64341528
It doesn't say so it should be open to all, but she'll clarify today.

>>64329488
Shamelessness, and I don't mean the sexual kind.

There she is

https://mega.nz/folder/bRZ3HJCC#t4Sd6JgSCiCekp7zITt_XQ
Remember to get the movie ready for tomorrow!! It's almost the same version as amazon, but the company logos are reversed at the beginning, you just need to correct skipping a second ahead at the beginning.

My wife!

She's so pon.

Oh god please let me in

The devilish diva is eepy even after days off

>>64341987
Being eepy is not about how much you rest, it's about who you are, and she's god's sleepiest soldier.

>if you manage to get in
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Good luck to you Jailbirds who make it in. Do your best!

>>64338317
Hungry skeleton damn, sure you're not a deadbeat?
I have the same problem of just not eating enough, I understand.

>>64341749
>Never forget
>Never forgive
Was Sweeney Todd a hackerman?

https://streamable.com/ulflgy

https://files.catbox.moe/detuc4.mp3

Male mentioned

>>64342464
It is how it is.
>>64342748
Haku is not just any male, it's a dragon.

Fuck im never gonna get in the room

>Stratoz
It's this faggot again.

>>64342867
Skill issue, I get in the room every night.

Seems like this twitchnigger might send fewer SCs but he'll still happily hog rooms with Nerissa.

https://streamable.com/4mxm15

https://files.catbox.moe/yvk8i4.mp3

Good news, we're on ultra low latency again

Lootrissa Goblincroft

>>64342948
>>64343112
Stop being a namefag, anon.

>>64343154
Yeah I like that.

>>64342948
Isn't that the fuck who posted member's content?

>>64343245
Yes, the same one.

>>64343245
Yes

>Four player lobbies
Nice fucking game bingtendies

>>64343170
nah that faggot has to be called out and publicly shamed

>>64343432
But you have Rissa being cute right in front of you. Why do you give attention to some random faggot instead of Rissa.

>>64343529
Shut up Stratoz, it's pathetic enough you would clip your own reaction in a stream but to post it from a members stream on Twitter is even worse.

>>64343584
Man, I'm not even defending the fag, it just gets on my nerves that isntead of talking about Rissa, I have to read about a fag. I hate when you all make someone a kind of celeb, even when it's from hate.

She's so hungry for Dango

AIEEEEEEEEE LET ME INNNNNN

Just play

>>64343801
Sending you my luck, jailbird. Also, I hope the people who got in twice let the others try.

>>64344213
Thanks anon
I'll let you guys know if I get in

She's a little… you know… but that's cute!

Don't waste 20 minutes of your 2 hour hardcap on a fucking menu

She's kinda dumb

>>64344315
Consider suicide

>>64344402
She should consider being a better streamer

>>64344402
Remember to ignore bait, jailbird.

Even though she's not good, this game is more fun to watch than many (most?) of the games she plays

>>64344450
We're bumplimit and it's nice to voice it once in a while as a treat to myself

>>64344613
Cannot argue with that.
>>64344608
I think it's fun if you know MonHun? But for me it's inconsequential. At least she can talk a lot so better than the backrooms in that regard.

>maybe pc
one day pcbros...

Which one of you anons is this

>>64344820
KEK

>>64344820
not him but he's right
let other jailbirds have a chance to play with rissa

>>64344608
I'm just listening to her voice. I don't really care for MonHun.

mutual likes are skipping the queue btw since they can join from a menu

I wish I played multiplayer games that weren’t 4X strategy games.

How do you join the game? There a code she shows or something?

>>64344820
You know what, I actually lol'd reading this. Good for him, I hope Rissa notices him one day

>>64344896
I have no clue how this game works, but if that's true then fuck them. Let others have a chance.

>>64344820
If you wanna try letting her know without pointing at him, just write "man, I didn't get in AGAIN". If you like being direct, just call him out saying "Nerissa, there's a guy who just doesn't let the other get in"

The guy literally said he only sends SCs to get attention and you think he's going to leave?

Hope she does realize she shouldn't let the same players in more than 2 times

If she set up a room and gave out the code she could cycle people in and out

Yes the tower defense mode in Rise is as boring as it looks

I think she's still stuck in 2view mindset and thinks there arent that many people trying to play with her.

I mean just leave a comment at the end, "Hey Nerissa, it would probably be more fair to let people only play once per stream."

>>64345525
That's a good point went through this with the superchat stuff last week

Now's your time to tell her you hope to get in instead of the same 4 people.

>>64345525
>I think she's still stuck in 2view mindset
To this day I cannot forget that she wanted to announce a gimmick for when she reached 100 members as if that would take any sizeable chunk of the stream. Woman, wake up, you're vtuber nobility now.

She's one of us.

>and now i'm going to fuck her for 2 weeks straight!

>>64346415
She's just like me...

thanks for telling her mane-chan

Thank you Rissa, you're way too nice to them, but thank you.

kek that was 100% manechan

There you guys go!

>>64346950
Respect for mane-chan, she reads chat.

We love you mane-chan

>>64347002
Mane-Chan is the baker here, anon

Tsk Tsk, having to beg some Jailbirds to take turns like they are 12 years old.

Hope some of you getting in treat her right.

>>64347059
Is this a fact? Or did we agree not to take our meds in this one.

I mean this too is part of growing as a Hololive talent. I do wonder why there isn't some established guidelines for new talents though like.

>Read SCs at the end
>Only play with people once per stream

How is her casual talking voice so fucking SEX?

>>64347137
why should the corp decide how a streamer interact with her fans?

>1 damage
>3 damage
>1 damage
>7 damage
Is she HELPING at all?

>>64347219
she's there to be cute

>>64347185
because these issues aren't unique and the solutions are always the same

>>64347219
She's the eye candy, do you even watch the stream bro?

>>64347219
Without her no one would be fighting, she's paramount.

>>64347219
She literally said "I'm just eye candy"
She'll upgrade when Biboo can help her.

>>64347219
Yellow numbers good grey bad
She's probably using the gear that gets you through the base game faster but isn't keeping up with upgrading it either. Pretty much only standard ammo too so not a lot.

Bruno must die

wasn't paying attention, what happened with bruno?

>>64347185
Hmm 2 guidelines which everyone follows for good reason is deciding how the streamer interacts with their fans?

>>64347433
we don't talk about him

>>64347433
He must die. It's written just up there, jailbird.

>>64347219
Sometimes she's actively hindering!

>>64347504
Good, jailbirds need a challenge with how experienced they are.

She is so lost and confused.....

That guy? Me.

Don't say that Rissa, my futa fetish will return

Who's that gura fag and what is he doing here

>>64347839
the local chumbud that drops by sometimes, probably

>>64347839
I think there's a chumbud since the beginning of time here, but I haven't been here that long.

>>64347839
We have done local chumbuds. With their oshi "quiet quitting" they have to go somewhere. They're also generally cool

The chumbud speaks this one doesn't I doubt

How do I join her bros?

She really does need more emotes. An ope and bonk emote would be great

Btw baker, how do you know when to bake the next one?

>>64346224
No, she is one of us, and its great seeing one person who is honestly, completely that, enthusiastically telling us about how she struggled to get 5 minutes of playtime with her oshi. Even with how liked she was, and she was liked, she stayed humble. That is admirable.

>>64347566
Anybody thinking this isn't big dumb fun is silly.

I like how she is just genuinely chuuni. But she definitely has League PTSD from playing with randoms. We all know she is a casual, but she is afraid of being called out.

>>64348186
https://rentry.org/xu6td#4chan-x-edit-better-page-info-purge-position
If using this mod, I usually start preparing at 10.

>>64348334
Maybe I'll try it tomorrow. You bake better anyways.

Seriously? On a light week? A collab that started an hour before her is still going.

>>64348533
It's a phone it in kind of week. Was expected.

That person? Me I wish

>Mococo will never gargle your natto

>>64348723
Wrong tab, anon.

>>64348475
Sure!

Preparing new thread.

>>64348723
I am the most retarded ruffian

>>64348785
press x to doubt

>>64348785
The competition is wild, I'm proud of you. Nothing agaisnt ruffians, but I wouldn't miss the chance

>>64348632
Congrats to the anon who was able to stick out his gyatt for Nerizzler.

>>64348755
Fresh.

>>64348870
>>64348870
>>64348870

>>64348755
>>64349065
thanks chef

Did she talk about restreaming her karaokes?