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EVERYTHING IS STAGED. ALOE WAS HIRED TO LEAVE THE NEXT DAY, THAT WAS WRITTEN IN THE CONTRACT. COCO'S ANTIS ARE PAID ACTORS. NOTHING IS REAL. VINCE MCMAHON DIDN'T DIE WHEN HIS LIMO EXPLODED. WAKE UP

>> No.6397452

So you're telling me wrestling is fake?

Dream on anon.

>> No.6397963

>>6397374
IT'S STILL REAL TO ME, DAMMIT!

>> No.6398571
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>>6397374
Cover when their 82736382827438 dramas PR stunt actually works

>> No.6399111

Chris Benoit faked his own death, moved to Japan and is now a chuuba under the name Yozora Mel

>> No.6399712

>>6399111
>buried his wife and son on his way out
>all for a borderline outlaw mudshow side gig
He went in business for himself

>> No.6400038
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>>6397374
>VINCE MCMAHON DIDN'T DIE WHEN HIS LIMO EXPLODED. WA

>> No.6400273

>>6397374
Honestly one of the more entertaining rrats out there

>> No.6400733

>>6399712
He's just staying low until he can find a way to burn the corpse that's sitting on "his" grave

>> No.6401603

>>6400038
lol'd

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6404862

how the fucj is this thread still up wtf

>> No.6404949

Not gonna lie the reason i learned about Hololive was all the Miko posters in the all Elite Wrestling threads

>> No.6405224

I swear half of this board are /asp/ies. [Spoiler] and that's a good thing[/spoiler]

>> No.6405393

>>6405224
anon...
/asp/ is kill

>> No.6405481

>>6404862
>implying vtubers and wrestlers aren't basically the same thing
Seems board-appropriate to me desu

>> No.6405539

>>6404862
because it's the truth

>> No.6405621

Nice try but i have read 5ch rrats and i believe them.

>> No.6405810

>>6405481
Chuubas > wrestlers

Chuubas
>keep kayfabe alive
>have a blooming industry
>interact with fans in a meaningful way
>make truckloads of money
>actually entertaining with many memorable moments

Wrestlers
>never stay in character
>part of a dying industry
>only interaction with fans is baiting chants and seething on twitter
>never drew a dime
>as interesting as a watching funeral for a dead fly

Send this to /pw/ with love.

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6406833

Give me the fucking microphone.
Listen up.
I'm sick and tired of all you loud ass entitled holobronies running your mouths.
Every single day you come out here, you make the same damn posts. "Kiara is annoying" this, "OGEY" that.
Well guess what I'm gonna do?

I'm gonna take my mouse
>WHAT?
I'm gonna click on the post number
>WHAT?
I'm gunna start typing in the reply box
>WHAT?
I said I'm gunna start typing in the reply box!
>WHAT?
I'm gunna call you an autist
>WHAT?
A pavement rrat
>WHAT?
A SIMP monkey
>WHAT?
A no good son of a Botan
>WHAT?
I'm gonna solve the captcha
>WHAT?
The first one I didn't read properly
>WHAT?
The second one I typed it wrong
>WHAT?
The third one I typed a 0 where's a fucking O
>WHAT?
>I say I typed a fucking ZERO!
>WHAT?
The fourth one I typed well, hope so.
>WHAT?
Fuck this bullshit!!
>WHAT?
I'm gonna click submit
>WHAT?
I said I'm gonna click submit!
>WHAT?
I'm gunna derail the thread!
>WHAT?
Send all you ungrateful simps back to /jp/
>WHAT?
That's right, I said I'll send you back!
>WHAT?
AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE
>WHAT?
CUZ STONE COLD SAID SO
>"Crystals starts shattering"

>> No.6406954

>>6406833
based effort poster

>> No.6406990

>>6406833
kek based

>> No.6407086

>>6397374
STOP EXPOSING THE BUSINESS

>> No.6407108

>>6397374
I believe this rrat. All this arcs are part of yagoo's agenda to replace anime. Coco will be back at the end of the year, believe me.

>> No.6407335

>>6405810
I am a slee/pw/alker and this is unironically true, v-chubas in a few years will draw more dimes than both wwe and aewho while spending barely a fraction on it and that's a shoot, brother.

>> No.6407363

>>6406833
I would kill to see a Jerma Rumble style event where some chuuba boots up a WWE game and creates wrestlers that are basically all vtubers and have them fight in a battle Royale. If I'm honest, it's probably Ame that'll be the one to do it. Watson Wrestling Federation.

>> No.6407410

>>6406833
Based and rattlesnake-pilled

>> No.6407510

>>6407363
If I get accepted, I'm making one after three months.

>> No.6407718

>>6397374
>VINCE MCMAHON DIDN'T DIE WHEN HIS LIMO EXPLODED.
GTFO

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>WWE
/vt/ is All Elite.

>> No.6407999

>>6407363
HoloFightZ already exists and Chuubas have been caught watching it at least 3 times.

>> No.6408041

>VTubing is just WWE for weebs
what the flying fuck?
It all makes sense
John Cena of Holo?

>> No.6408090

>>6408041
>John Cena of Holo?
That's an easy one. It is Ina.

>> No.6408129

>>6408090
Ina is neither violently pushed or used aggressively to the point of driving the audience away.

>> No.6408146
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Who is gonna be the Benoit of Hololive?

>> No.6408281 [DELETED] 

>>6397374
YOU'RE MOM WAS PAID TO GIVE BIRTH
ON TALKING HOMUNCULUS RETARDED CLOWN LIKE YOU

>> No.6408370

>>6408146
Kanata

>> No.6408464

>>6408370
>short
>retard strong
>best friend is gone
oh shit

>> No.6408510

So, how long until chubas play games with wrestlers?
I can see both New Japan people since they already reference Subaru or Kenny Omega doing it, as well as UpUpDownDown crew.
I just hope if they play with Randy Orton, he doesn't drop the n-word like he usually does.

>> No.6408532

>>6408510
depends which game, EA is way too jewish to ever give perms so that entire catalog is out

>> No.6408537

>>6408146
>>6408370
>>6408464
kek

>> No.6408706

>>6408510
NO MALES.

>> No.6410090

>>6408146
Better question: Who is the Kevin Nash of Chuubas?
Also who's the not raped Nash

>> No.6410651

>>6406833
based

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