/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

This is the one

odds of the ear infection reaching the brain soon?

>>63691885
brainfucking randon ToT

>>63691885
He said he has them like 3 times a year so probably already there. Also would explain pretty much everything we know about him

rip ER bake
that was funny though

>>63692134
homeboy needs to clean his ears more often, or stop swimming in swampy water.
>camping, didn't bring Q-Tips
>some kids capsized their small sailboat in a swampy area
>help them out
>got swamp water in my ear
>got infected
It was brutal

>>63692635
that's only if it's an outer ear infection. middle ear infections are the more common type

>>63692743
ah, so something with the lymph nodes and probably more nose or mouth related as far as the infection vector goes?

>>63692193
I even remoted into my desktop from my phone to make 100% sure I didn't job for Baker-senpai, but I still double baked. orz

>>63693077
you baked 4 minutes before they did though so technically didn't they double bake?

terrible news soon, be prepared.

orc... not live...

>>63694582
Randon was the ER poster...

N-not like this... Shotgunanon, where are you!?

>EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIMPLYINGTHERE'SAHEARTBEATEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Time of death, 1300...

>>63695720
Hey, it's not dead yet!

>>63695416
He didn't even take me up on the Dragon's Breath shells. Maybe he's finally free.

i miss randon

They're gonna use CGI to put him in the sequel even though he's dead, aren't they?

i don't think randon died of an ordinary illness.. this was no accident..

>>63699678
W-what are you implying anon!?

>>63700273
Someone out there wanted this orc dead, and they got their wish today. But they were sloppy. Didn't cover all their tracks. I'll get to the bottom of this.

>>63700273
It was an assassination. Suspect is probably a woman (maybe even femme fatale) The straightbro coalition is ready to fund the investigation of this case. Detective >>63700659 is gonna start working tomorrow.

It was me, I did. And I would do it again

>>63702070
Being a detective is so easy wtf

>>63700659
>sloppy
ToT

>>63702233
Baseless accusations, you can't prove I did anything

>>63700659
https://voca.ro/16DzOh2ST5bn
We need the best detective this city has.

This took about 7-8 takes because for some reason, even when I added a delay at the beginning for talking, my microphone/browser refused to recognize "Detective Noir" as actual speech and filtered it every time.

>>63704552
kek

>>63704552
It was 4Milks, I am convinced! His insomnia and fujo genes are great evidence to prove his murderous madness.

Sex.

I've found a lead, but.. I.. I may be in over my head. This all goes back to the top. I suspect I don't have long now that I've uncovered the truth behind it all. This was all an elaborate plot to frame the hags. They've got eyes everywhere. I don't have long. Don't trust the straightbros. They orchestrated it all. Tell my family I love them.

>>63691558
gaming till the green one speaks. how are yall passing the time?

>>63708873
Playing some Core Keeper atm.

>>63708873
i fuck short latina women of questionable age.

>>63709066
That is the look of a girl who Ara Aras with rolled Rs.

>>63707610
>Give gobbo normal hair and nose.
>Remove warts.
>Becomes fuckable.
What devilry is this?

>>63708873
eating duck and watching rrat

>>63713274
You could say the same for orcs, though I would consider anyone who removes their fangs/tusks to be subhuman and possibly brain damaged.

>>63715095
Did I get braindamage while reading this post or does it actually not makese se

>>63718615
brain damage! post makes perfect sense. They don't like when artists draw orcs without tusks
congrats on the brain damage

>>63713433
rat?

>>63708873
Advent Silence of the Lambs watchalong.

>>63718964
Wrong! This rat is deceased.

>>63715095
-Stares at you with disdain-

>>63718891
It was worth it.

original video (not soundposted): https://files.catbox.moe/q5snn2.mp4
sauce: https://twitter.com/0Thousand0/status/1730653952272896315
BGM: Hot Milk by Snail's House: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8nGig78lNs

Ye

>>63724277
cool

>>63710207
hell yeah motherfucker!

>>63720353
Tolkien is different, though I can't imagine many making lewd art of his orcs.

>>63730128
when the fujo train was running for bilbo and the three main handsome dwarves in those movies, i think the big white orc got a few crumbs of content

>>63730317
what?

>>63731065

I finally finished backwatching foxanon's State of the Thread/OC rallying discussion and I'm especially touched by the part about helping to ease people into something they're hesitant to try by creating a context where it's OK to fail.
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1989877035?t=02h21m07s

...I'm not sure I can finish this as coherently as I started because I got run over by the feels truck midway through writing this and I don't want to traumadump. But, basically, it turns out some of us really need that.

t. burned out artist who stopped creating ages ago after the fear monster became too crippling

jannies hates puzzles so much they nuked the whole subdomain
fr tho what happened to it and why is it impossible to find any mention of it from the parent company/site or even elsewhere on the internet
did we collectively hallucinate it like that one stream
should we collectively hallucinate another one

>>63733579
Damn, he streamed and decided to not post link in the thread and I missed it... Well, at least he didn't stream of continuing making bgm(I still want to backsea... I mean talk about making music with someone in the community full of visual artists and writers, but not musicians).

art bump
sauce: https://twitter.com/ieka95/status/1730823449743069210/

>>63738254
kek

>>63738254
without the text and with blue tie (it hadn't occurred to me that it's the same outfit so I might as well recolor the tie too)

I WON'T GIVE UP YOU AUTISTIC PUZZLE LESS RETARD
PLAY ORC MASSAGE

>>63738615
might as well edit the ears too
ok i've spent too much time on this

>>63736607
https://files.catbox.moe/j6or7p.mp3

>>63739576

>>63742685
erotic...

>>63742736
how about this one

bump

>>63744000
do we have to kiss now

>>63744055
meant to click both
>>63744000
>>63744001
but you know what i meant

>>63744055

>>63744559
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP

>>63738254
I found a loginless multiplayer custom jigsaw puzzle site but it doesn't have chat
https://jigex.com/8tcAw

>>63738254
>>63745081
>I found a loginless multiplayer custom jigsaw puzzle site but it doesn't have chat
whoops wrong link
https://jigex.com/m3Y31

he hasn't streamed in a while and I fell down the serial killer rabbit hole to fill my time. Randon come back

>>63746424
Altare, is that you?

>>63746424
What's your killer shtick? Do you kill specific type of people, or in specific way, on specific territory, maybe do some specific atrocities post-mortem, tell us. There's no wire, can assure you

>>63745160
puzzle… i’ll join in like 40 minutes if its still going (probably wont be)

>>63746989
probably will be since it's been an hour already just to get a bit more than the edge pieces

>>63746543
some questions are better left unanswered ehehe

>>63747049
i got back in, gg puzzlers. love clack clackin

new puzzle of >>63736607
if you want more >>63750319
https://jigex.com/E1AM8

good morning /orc/ he will stream today

>>63753018
"he" refers to lando, and "stream" refers to him having to communicate live to the randonnites the death of their leader

>>63753401
>lando
>communicating
he's my oshi but he's been leaving a bit to be desired in that department recently

>>63753459
so a lot like the other Andon, then?

>>63753502
they have telepathic communication because their souls are bonded so they tend to forget the rest of us need to actually be told out loud

>>63753459
did you miss the 5 hr membership? go get a back alley download, he talked our fucking ears off

>>63754388
I was there for that, believe me. But consider the fact that we didn't even expect there to be a 5 hour unarchived membership karaoke in the first place...

HE'S ALIVE!!!!

>>63754562
I mean, I appreciate the communication about the upcoming plans, I do, but I was thinking more about not knowing when he's streaming

>>63754562
eh, same as it ever was. catch him in the moment when he's feeling it, or take your crumbs from the archivers. i don't see how he's been less communicative "lately" when he was more communicative in a distinctly nostalgic way of his old timeslot and behaviour.

>>63754602
you lying or?

>>63754718
twitter

>>63754718
nta but https://twitter.com/Randonneuring/status/1731002743001870733

>>63754602
>>63754718
oh fuck he IS ALIVE. too bad I have shit to do today guess I'll have to be VOD gang
https://twitter.com/Randonneuring/status/1731002743001870733

>>63735540
He didn't even warn us! This stupid gorilla fox (affectionate) had the nerve to uuu in puzzle chat about not being able to stream and left a cryptic reminder to himself about ugAndon Knuckles in the thread but didn't leave any reminder for us! https://files.catbox.moe/t0jo0r.mp3
fr tho, happy to see him stream again

we've made it

>>63754773
>https://twitter.com/Randonneuring/status/1731002743001870733
HE LIVES!

WOW SATURDAY TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJndTSX6Ano
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJndTSX6Ano

>>63754825
That's gonna be only hornyposting in this thread I'm gonna do
Thighjob while spanking that juicy ass. That's all I'm gonna say.

>>63756174
home..

you guys ready for nothing but WoW streams

architectbros...

>>63756877
Yes.

https://youtu.be/VgJPzZEmA3I?si=DsXKu48nD8l0fU25
WoW means I can finally listen to jungle beats again while watching a stream. this is a current fave

bros this is the most nostalgic i've felt in months

oh shit nigga

>>63757207
wtf my attachment didnt work?

My poor sick baby ;_;

>>63757239
He was in Ruze's WoW stream as well, right?

Magni Bronzebeard mention

>>63757736
idk I don't watch him. /MANS/ would probably know?

what server and faction is the armis guy playing? know nothing about wow but is there a chance they could cross paths?

>agriculture zatsu
im ok with this

>>63757736
https://wowpedia.fandom.com/wiki/Magni_Bronzebeard

Maid Randon

>pansexual
I knew it. its only fitting for an architect

>>63758304
who is this wh*re

>>63758316
He's Ace too

>>63758316
is that the one where you also like trannies

>>63758394
he's every race and sexuality mixed into one person

>>63758316
>>63758622
he follows a bunch of femboys that make r18 content. this should come as no surprise

>where's the altare
wdhmbt

>>63758786
he's right here >>63746424

>>63758316
>>63758394
so is he panromantic asexual or aromantic pansexual

>>63759781
panromantic asexual

>>63759781
demi-panromantic grey-asexual

>>63759824
>>63760003
zamn this orc a gay ass faggot fr

>Randon is a panromantic asexual
Remember when you guys were calling him a based brotuber who hates gays and trannies?

>>63760319
That was crap 15 year olds were saying, his base audience is closer to his age and never said shit like that.

>>63760003
Cute

>>63759824
so, a closet gay who is too ashamed to show how gay he is, even though it is too obvious

Oh no, the sexuality timeloop again...

>>63760319
>this shit hole called vt
>be right about anything

>>63760488
Asexuals won't sleep with anyone

>>63760596
he's too shy and insecure to sleep with someone

>weird lgbt people ignore moments when Randon shows any (even subtle) signs of attraction to women, straightbros don't make big deal out of it
>weird lgbt people make a fuzz about any mentions of lgbt-related topics
I absolutely don't care what makes (or don't) his dick twitch, but I at least give him props that's he's not screaming on every corner about it like every other fag which probably the biggest argument in favor of the fact that he isn't one

>>63758685
listen, listen, the two are not the same.

>>63760319
it's joever... Straightbros... we got too cocky?!

>>63761232
It's their whole personality, please understand.

>>63758316
Its amazing no one got this joke

>>63761546
To be fair I assumed (I'm listening and not focusing) that his pansexual bit was a cooking/foodery related use.

ok, where our boys gerontophiles at? It's their time to shine

>>63761699
it was. anyways good stream gonna have to watch the VOD since I came in around the middle

>>63762474
>Strem end
>Thred def
I guess I shouldn't expect different on a Saturday afternoon.

>>63764920
Didn't mean to quote. Also, *ded.

>>63764920
Yeah, weekends are always more quiet even when there're streams , it really doesn't help that his days off are right after, during monday and tuesday. I'm really surprised that you can count by one hand times when our thread died early

>>63764920
imo that's a good thing that fans have other things to do during the day

>>63764920
Not really terribly much to talk about, the detective arc ended.

>>63765714
Not yet it didn't. There's still a perp to catch.

>SoD tomorrow
WoW arc 2...

>>63767907
Blizzard hate+

Good news, everyone. Puzzles are back.
https://jiggie.fun/S6dx1g

The F!?
Did the website have some sort of updated?

LOL
https://youtube.com/shorts/rjfLQeW1Tbw?si=hx5JaJ9LPIPP-1ty

https://twitter.com/Professor_Lando/status/1731111688118927448

>>63773626
Lizard doko

>>63775570
>no Randon
who cares

>>63775570
Anyone else not into the midget brothers?

>>63775817
I don't even know wtf youre talking about is that a super Mario thing or something

>>63776665
pretty sure he means connor and bettel2

>>63775817
I like them

The Randon

>>63704552
Mr. Newsman, something's very wrong. Doesn't >>63708623 seem familiar? It's our first conversation verbatim, back when you were still something of a detective yourself, as an intrepid, young(er) investigative journalist, and I was... around. That case was only solved by you getting important evidence to Detective Noir, and only he has access to the call transcripts. He must be in trouble and trying to tell us something. Strange that it's only your half of the conversation. Fortunately, I still have the cassette for reference:

https://vocaroo.com/14OGGoDLVyHo

Also, please stop assuming that the first link on Google is always the business you're looking for, it is KILLING my ad spend.

>>63780690
Im speechless at this shitpost

>>63780690
https://voca.ro/1gKRcEBLUloy

We're sorry for the inconvenience.

very impressive production quality, the voice reminds me of one of the Flayon debut voices that I thought was his actual voice (I was tragically wrong) and the use of other things besides voice is quite cool.

>>63780690
holy fucking shit it's ais riale

>>63783410
it's machina x foxanon

>>63780690
Jesas a whole fucking production with that one. holy shit i kneel

>>63780690
jesus fucking christ

>>63780690
>landoschizo memorialized
this made me laugh so fucking hard, sasuga foxy

>>63780690
I love it!

https://twitter.com/sushishorts/status/1731166814120603917?t=f3UKK6yiQ7CbHqUhzby30A&s=19

>>63783633
kek

>>63756226
Yes. Yes indeed.

>>63758316
either post a timestamp or be outed as a liar and influencer.

>>63790001
You didn't watch todays stream did you, lol

>>63761232
>>63761532
Has anyone not figured out the Rainbow Coalition actually wants to take over the world? and everything in it?
They want as many things labeled gay as possible.

>>63790208
timestamp. pure and simple.

>>63790271
i thought straight guys had the lead in labeling things as gay

>>63790356
the livepost itself is a timestamp, fucknuts. its roughly one hour after the stream started. go look and maybe you can see it in context and not be a reactionary retard

>>63790271
>as many things labeled gay as possible.

>>63790366
calling things gay and labeled as gay are two different things.

besides, it's the world takeover bit that is actually the most worrying.
that puts them on supervillain level by default.
like,
actually in the same league as Hitler.
___ heard rumors they will do a holocaust of straights too ___

>>63790428
you are such a man child. fine, i will go get it for everyone.

>>63780690
https://voca.ro/1hDFONEw0CB4
Proceed with caution, Detective.
If you have so many competitors that yours is not the first listed, have you tried simply outperforming them?

https://twitter.com/0Thousand0/status/1730653952272896315

>>63790551
spoiler
Sign me up for that!

>>63790551
i'm not quire sure what you mean about labeling as gay BUT if we're talking labels i do grow tired of their obsessive need to come up with a billion different labels for different flavors of sexuality like coming up with a word and matching pride flag for someone who gets horny every 3rd blood moon when mercury is also in retrograde
but i also grow tired of the sexuality timeloops infecting this place too so i'm gonna leave it at that

The boys are on now!

lando squad unarchived karaoke again

>>63790951
>billion different labels
People have moved on past that, its mostly stops a demi-this and that

>>63791177
>missed the unarch'd menshi one since I couldn't snag a gifter
>this stream get it immediately
lel

>>63791275
look in the Vestie discord

>>63790428
>>63790356
>>63790208
>>63790001
>>63790628
here is 10 minutes before 1 hour, so, 50min. i scanned deep.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJndTSX6Ano&t=2940s
a reference to "pan" as in cooking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJndTSX6Ano&t=3068s
he does make a quip about being a good maid.
ah,
here is the bit:
https://youtu.be/pJndTSX6Ano?t=3231
it's almost a throwaway line. so, it could be a yes, but i do know rainbows love to grasp at straws and clutch at pearls. so, have a throwaway line as your proof.

>>63790899
If you seriously want to Holocaust Straights, don't be surprised in the future if Gay is treated as Nazi is now,
and don't be shocked if you find yourself at New Nurenburg.

>>63791842
Neuringburg

>>63790951
>>63791254
yeah, that.
they really only need the one flag. maybe the other for the online bully brigade.

>>63791680
>>63791842

IT WAS A JOKE!

MY GOD

>>63791873
It's still a trial for Atrocities.
why would you want that?

>>63791986
You think Genocide is a laughing matter? Does your depravity know no bounds?!

>>63791472
btw vestent has a lowish quality audio-only copy, magnest has high quality full video if you have menshi

>>63791986
there are no jokes on the internet.
it's all terrorist planning and political influencers planning their next move.

>>63791986
I hope your gay ass-ss gets Dirlewanger'd

next time you're theorycrafting why the normies leave the thread and never come back, consider these moments

>>63791842
>>63791986
Not that Anon, but this is a legitimate point.
You wanna stack bodies, you better own that site.

>>63792116
I don't know that one, link please

>>63792399
when you're done boarding there be sure to toss the magnet 'ereabouts

>>63792384
NO ONE IS KILLING STRAIGHT PEOPLE
CHRIST

>>63792511
If it touched a nerve....it must be true!

>>63792319
Anon, this is the normie reply.

>>63792511
serial killer anon might be idk >>63746424
hehe

It was kind of funny that anon thought the frying pan joke was serious, like sometimes I forget there are actually dumb people on this site.

A trip down memory lane

nightmare before christmas reprise for anyone who missed it last time

They are doing that on purpose, lol

>>63796155
first time was unintentional but they're playing with it now, yeah

>>63794660
>Monopoly
>UNO
>Hunt Showdown
>Deceit
>Phasmophobia
>PAYDAY 2
>Pummel Party
>Worms W.M.D.
>RAFT
>Left 4 Dead 2

ALL THOSE MEMORIES WILL BE LOST IN TIME LIKE TEARS IN THE RAIN

>>63796372
>KARAFUN PLAYER 2
IM GONNA DIE

>>63796372
I dont remember any of those

>>63796506
motherFUCKER still owes us a karaoke piece of shit orc

>>63796372
>Hunt Showdown
i was happy for a moment... i had so many dreams...

>>63796108
A FUCKING CEILINGMITE

>>63794660
It's more interesting to spot some games he didn't play on stream (considering that this is his "stream pc"). Like XCOM (and worst of all in the fucking top left corner kek) for example

>>63797431
if the order on screen has any relationship with the order of installation that means it's one of the first ones he installed on this PC, that we know he got right before grayman arc.
My guy must've been fighting to play it since the beginning and never managed to get that through

LMAO

>>63790727
>>63780690
I absolutely love when due to chaotic nature of the thread one thrown away post results in multi-layered bit when people putting their spin on it, adding details and continuing story (it doesn't matter if it's simple reply, art, audio or whatever, everything is good)
If any of you'll need a music for similar shit - just ask me, I'll be very happy to do it.
Meanwhile I'm kinda in the mood to write something noir-esque after all those audios

They're singing it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>63799071
bit rusty but i missed this

>>63799107
I'm so happy

>>63799071
what was it? i was afk

>>63799340
that duet they always use to do

>>63799340

Han in chat!

lando's accusing someone else of racism this time

nice one!

>>63796108

>>63801110
Marry Christmas!

>>63801754
AAAIIIIIEEEEE SPIDER *crushes it*

do you prefer the gay timeloops or the tako timeloops more

>>63801949
since the current gayloop brought in unironic pol shit and the takoloops are just a bunch of teenage girls fighting at the lunch table about which one got spoken to by their crush, i'd take takoloops any day

>>63801949
now we just need gay tako loops to complete the trifecta

>>63801949
I prefer neither
"is he black" time loops are the best

>>63802200
iirc shes actually bisexual

>>63780690
Yeah, I was there. Watched him blow his own brains out, along with just about every other part of his body. Definitely a suicide. Said something about "really doing it this time." No need to think about that any further.

i need

>>63802563
he's dead bro it's time to let go

>>63802163
For me it's actually quite opposite. At least you get some borderline both serious and ironic discussion during sexuality loops, when you don't really sure if everyone is serious or not and that's makes it interesting. But those gossip tako loops are just pathetic garbage

>>63801949
I prefer the anons doing and making interesting things timeloops.

>>63803860
fox love!

> had my first unironic vore dream
>I liked it
It’s so over for me this stupid orc groomed me

>>63804273
kek rip
were you into it at all before or is this completely new

>>63804371
I had a slight curiosity towards it the past year since it was such a prevalent thing with my oshis and I wanted to understand why they loved it. At most I’d just watch a movie/cartoon, recognize a vore scene and go on with my life. Now I finally understand it kek

pussies being posted in the official cord. knew it was a groomer den.

>>63804273
Not what I had in mind when I said "doing interesting things", but that certainly qualifies.
>I liked it
I'm pretty sure the nonsensicality of dreams can apply to your own responses and emotions within them, as those too can be part of the simulation. Similar to asking yourself a question like "What if I accidentally killed someone and then realized that I really liked it?" At least, that's the cope I'm going with.

>>63802257
is he black yet?

>>63797431
Wasn't he going to play it but then the perms got pulled like the day before?

>>63805843
yeah, at least one confirmed time (when all hq did twitch streams), when he played factorio instead. Second one (which led to suspension) is obviously assumption but very plausible one out of every other theories

is he gay?

>>63805975
he’s gay, straight, bisexual, pansexual, asexual, black, white, asian, hispanic, and green

>>63806148

>>63806148
LGBTQ+ king!!!

>>63806642
>straight
>LGBTQ+

>loops

>>63805763
he was black (noir) before. now he's green (vert)

>>63812132
he was noir before. now he's neur

i will probably not be here to bake next thread so someone else should do it when we get there

>>63806642
True

>>63813714
OK

HE LATES US

He's Live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYF37_BF0e4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYF37_BF0e4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYF37_BF0e4

oh I thought he thought ribbon's called him a nigga slave I need to get off this site

>>63816964
KEK

>>63794391
look at you backpedaling like that.
then again, fags were never ever honest.

>>63818163
Did you watch yesterdays steam?
Randon had a pan and then made a "pansexual" joke, that's what they were referring to.
Do your vod reps!

Damnit Randon I don't want to go back, I had my fill in 2019, I'm supposed to be done with that shit.

>>63780690
haha

>>63818728
Nta, but it clearly was a joke both from Randon and initial anon,who joked about architects, which of course didn't stop other guys start bringing up femboys he's following (like he isn't following everyone and their mother on twitter) or discussing what kind of breed of -sexual he is with serious faces

Horse streamer!

today is the last stream with the png model btw

here's a pair of tits for you all

>>63823866
Oh, they are cute. Thanks anon.

>elf

>>63822494
Oh shit, for real?

>>63822494
>still no l2d model until at least wednesday

art bump before i fall asleep

>>63826876
watch streams

>>63828531
I would if I didn't have a job.

i wonder if we'll have to fight for custody of the png too

>>63830776
kek

>>63780690
I can't believe Newsanon is fucking dead.

>>63833760
Happens to the best of us. Not me though, only lesser Newsmen.

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