/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>63687094
"Not if I kill it first"

>>63687094
GO FUCK YOURSELF

>>63687094
its funny how Cover started developing a Hololive centered application ever since Elon took over and kicked out employees.

>>63687094
Hololive based?!?

>>63687094
God i hope so

Great, i closeded community of +30 year old 280lbs fat units with bellybuttons hanging down to their knees and bald to the point that the 6 strands of greasy hair they have left is colmbed over their non showered plappy bald heads!

Yes, pleeeeeeease let me sign up for that shitshow

Just take a look at all the vtuber expo in the last 2 years and you will see who will use this shitty app

That'd be pretty based. I only go to Twitter to check up on some news from the vhuubas that I watch, so it'd be an upgrade

>>63687094
a hololive focused app can't kill twitter.

>>63687688
Femoid fingers wrote this post

>>63687799
A hot grill browsing /vt? More delusional than the average chumbud

>>63687799
+30 year old 280lbs fat units with bellybuttons hanging down to their knees and bald to the point that the 6 strands of greasy hair they have left is colmbed over their non showered plappy bald heads wrote this post.

>>63687094
Based

>>63687418
lol

>>63687554
he should have kicked them all out and started clean, his mistake was keeping ANY of them

>>63687094
I hope twitter dies
I will not be downloading your app however

>>63687094
Thank God I can delete twitter now.

>>63687094
Let me know when I can use it from a web browser. There isn't even a non JP version yet, is there? They also delete criticism.

>>63687094
He's trying to do that himself.

>>63688049
you can tell this is a femoid because of the obsession with "30+"
being that salty just makes your eggs dry out faster

>>63688044
>hot
>femoid
Do you really?

>>63688049
So true sis #cut4hex

>>63687094
Can I post porn there?

>>63687094
will mel and choco be able to unleash their full power there?

>>63688260
Elon Muskot should by spambots who mass-spam Dall-E images of Yagoo rawdogging Guras butthole

>>63687418
Is he wearing lipstick?

>>63687418
he looks like a skinwalker kek

why cant we have a normal thread for once

>>63688380
>>63688385
Look at the neck fuzz hair he forgot to shave, he really tries to appeal to all the neckbeards on /vt

>>63687688
>Great, i closeded community of +30 year old 280lbs fat units with bellybuttons hanging down to their knees and bald to the point that the 6 strands of greasy hair they have left is colmbed over their non showered plappy bald heads!
But enough about 4chan

>>63688408
Femoids
Femoids is the reason

>unironic femcel seethe
Go back to your doxxing matome, sis.

>>63687554
It's been in the works since before Elon assumed.

>>63688967
>It's been in the works since before Elon assumed.
So has your mom!

There's a real chance Cover could pull a Valve and end up running this social media app as its main focus if they open it to the general public as a twotter replacement since that site is probably going to die in the next couple years.

>>63687094
Elon will kneel & accept his fate

>>63687094
Holoplus is probably going to be a meh app, and at worst it'll basically just be a bunch of dick sucking. i hope there are no EOP's allowed, but they will be.

>>63687688

>>63687554
Cover has likely been working on HoloPlus for years. Anyone expecting the HoloPlus app to not be a buggy mess will be disappointed. Since they aren't charging money for the app there is a good chance that in a few years it will have the same fate as the Hololive fan club.

>>63689131
unfortunately since cover is making the app it'll be out sometime in 2025

>>63688408
The people on this board are mentally ill and it's only gotten worse.

>>63687094
More like kill themselves even more.

>>63689131
Are you implying that Hololive is the vtubing equivalent of Valve?

Ehhh. Japanese software tends to be buggy and twitchy as fuck with a UX best described as pain.
Don't expect this to gain any traction outside of Japan.

>>63691255
It is so surprising, the most hardworking people on the planet of the earth, working 22 hours a day, come home to a wife that is 24 years old but look like a 68 year old hag, but still just produces crap...

What's up with japanese men? They are only good with electronics and hardware manufacturing, then they slap their asberger code on it...

>>63691367
Japanese society and culture doesn't place much value on programmers.
They got this weird cultural hangup about being able to physically see what is "thinking", I don't understand the specifics of it but it means they don't really like programming.
So its seen as a very low prestige job.

You do get some absurdly brilliant programmers in Japan. But they're hobbyists who wouldn't try to do it as a profession.

On a scale of 1 to Harrison, Arkansas, how racist is this app gonna get before Cover realizes they don't have the resources necessy to moderate their own social networking service?

>>63691367
They don't have as much access to tutorials and documentations for API's since most of it is in English. For anyone who isn't a native English-speaker, learning English is basically a requirement to get into programming.

>>63688208
>no more comeback
I guess you hits that femoid nerve, kek.

>>63687418
He looks like he's been crying.

>>63687094
>No more ads, only robobuts on my timeline
finally, the perfect app

>>63687094
He will start spamming Kuzuha threads

>>63692564
My friends aunts son's brothers best friends hamsters owners sisters imaginary friends cousins doughter really wants the source, for research purposes!

>>63692688
Well it's Roboco, but will see if I can find the original stream.

>>63687688
YWNBAW

>>63692688
>>63693203(me)
found it https://youtu.be/1gJUOhulIsU?t=1476
around 24min and 30sec

>>63687094
it wont but i hope it succeeds at least for hololive fans so its not a giant waste of development time or money

>>63693454
Thanks bud, that is a nice virtual butt (y)

>>63687554
This isn't new, kpop did it first.

>>63691760
99% of "american programming" is done by pajeets copy/pasting things they dont understand

>>63694457
They also get paid in Monopoly money.

>>63687094
I wonder if they will allow lewds.

>>63696755
They won't.

>>63692581
He is in the same team as Laplus

>>63687688
I hit 280lbs about five years ago. Going to be 199lbs before the year's out, Inshallah.
at 280lbs, my bellybutton didn't hang down to my knees. Most of my fat was on my gut and it still didn't hang at all.

>>63687688
>280lbs
I used to weight that much but I was bear mode thanks to my job, lost 42lbs after landing in the hospital though I'm not as strong as before shit feels nice to finally be able to scratch my back again.

>>63691255
Spaghetti Western hands typed this. Unlike your Billion Dollar Videogame Companies who can't make a game for shit? Full of the best coding retards?
Mold Gaijin.

>>63687688
You’re not even necessarily wrong, but pointing it out like this as though you’re somehow above it all just makes you sound like a humongous loser faggot desu senpai

>>63687094
Why is anyone bothered by this. Just treat it as a schedule app and call it a day.

>>63687094
It’s going to flop.

>>63687094
How will Musk respond?
Buy them out

It's all over, Elon, Trump, JK Rowling, that kid who bullied me in 6th grade, just 2 more weeks and they'll be done and I'll be the winner despite doing nothing but posting on twitter angrily for a decade

>>63687688
im only 225lbs

>>63697063
It will definitely flop then.

>>63687094
Nothing will kill the only platform where you can say nigger.

>>63692564
What about ads with robocos ass anon

>>63687554
>kick out 30,000 seething trannies
>tehy all come to /vt/ to scream
>elon continues to be worth at least 200 billion dollaridoos
Womp womp

>>63688090
>>63704304
>>63703676
>>63687688
>There are people on /vt/ who unironically suck Elon Musk's dick
This is bad comedy

>>63704582
>not agreeing with delusional seething is sucking him off
he's a billionaire dickhead, he still only got richer in 2023, you're a stupid faggot for spending your time screaming his downfall is just about to happen any moment now

>>63704582
People think it's funny you're losing because your entire existence is cancerous for 99% of the population and all it takes to shove you into a locker is to just take away your twitter manager position.

>>63687094
>Holocels leave Twitter for their gated community and stop shitting up vtuber discourse
Neat

>>63687094
probably going to tell the CEO of Unilever to kill himself

>>63687688
Where do you think we are?

>Some shitty Holo app having any relevance out of Japan
You vastly overestimate how much people care about Hololive.
Its like Elon telling those advertisers to go fuck themselves, oh they wanna boycott, where the fuck are they gonna go? Twitter is all there is, the same goes for whatever Holo is planning, you want reach? You keep your position on twitter, you don't try to step into a field that's already taken.

>>63687094
how long until an english version?

To all those who responded and participated in this thread, I have to tell you that you have to come back and fuck you

>>63691255
You just know this is a butthurt EA employee that made this post.
Who wants to play GUESS THE OPTION with me?

This will be the yab to end all yabsx

>>63688090
>Kicks the programers along the mods
>Site gets even more bugs, crashes and errors
>People complaining about the tech issues
>Musk response: MUH politics!
I am so fucking grateful to Vtubers for taking my mind away from politics. That shit is cancerous regardless of what side you are on.

>>63687688
Where do you think you are you dumb faggot?

>>63687418
KEK

>>63694457
And somehow it's still better than Japanese programming

>>63704950
>>63705221
only holodrones are capable of this much cope, as expected of corpo suckers

>>63716258
do nijiniggers really?

>>63687688
I got a full head of hair and I'm only 150 with a dad bod tyvm

>>63698169
Keep going, anon, I believe in you!

>>63698169
Nice, i'm in the same boat. 5 months ago was 215, now i'm at 189

>>63690455
here's what he's implying:
cover = valve
hololive = half-life
hololive x = steam
what he's missing is that steam is profitable and an x clone wouldn't be. hololive x probably wouldn't have porn either. you can't kill twitter unless artists can desperately post bare titties.

>>63701753
>>63717092
>bear mode
>dadbod
So, still fat?

>>63687094
>advertisements inside the app
KEK

>>63687799
God I want to suck on them

>>63687094
anon, he wants twitter to die, hes just going slow burn so he could profit a bit while tearing it all down

>>63687688
>>63693368
YWNBAUBAU

>>63687688

>>63719314
Yeah firing all those useless trannies burning all the excess BLM merch crammed into the walls and going after FBI bots is gonna kill it for sure

>>63718252
Unless they allow fangames on the site, it won't be steam.

>No EN version
We need to gatekeep the sisters out unless they post their pits.

*X

>>63719706
It will never be X

>>63703676
kek

>>63705374
femoid fingers wrote this post

>>63687799
>>63688609
>>63688208
>Femoid
where do you faggots even come from, you know this is a hobby about loving 30 year old women pretending to be anime characters, right? go back, holy shit

>>63687094
How much money does he have left?

>>63704304
>Womp womp
sex with Shylily!!!!

>>63725386
t.femoid

>>63725386
Femoid fingers wrote this post

>>63726017
Only cause she's a pawg but I'm leaving in the morning.

>>63687094
If they stream from this too I can finally be free of youtube forever.

>>63716258
this is a hololive board, dilate and YWNBW

>>63687688
do femoids really?

>>63687688
>it's le bad because the faces on the other end MIGHT be fat
>this place is ok though
lol

>>63687094
Time for Elaine Musk to debut as vtuber

>>63687418
Why does he look like a butch grandma

>>63688408
In this board ? No way !

>>63690194
I can't fucking believe it, a sane Post for once

Leave while you can come back if only to post pics on whose oshi you just fucked

>>63687688
nice try faggot, I'm only 119lbs.

>>63725495
He doesn't really have any money per say, he partially owns Tesla, probably thanks to his parents illegal emerald mines, and with that as safety he can borrow money for much less interest than you or I could.
Anyhow, Tesla doesn't seem to be doing so hot, Twitter lost most of it's value and advertisers, and SpaceX is going to crash and burn once the investment dries up as well (they can't possibly fulfill their contract).

>>63687094
no one tell him

>>63687094
OPEN HOLOLIVE APP
SEE A HOLOSTARS AD

>>63687418
lel

>>63742133
They would never be dumb enough to do that

So is Cover going to hire another couple hundred people who benefit the girls streams, you know the thing fans care about it, in no way whatsoever?

>>63687094
They'll still be using twitter so this changes nothing

>>63687418
Kek

>>63721391
I just realised, did he change the name to make troon say "it will never be X"? cause that would be the most based thing ever done in the entirety of humanity.

>>63692564
solid ass

>>63745754
Robobutt has the best.

>>63687094

>>63692564
I can get behind this

>>63725386
All femoids are women, but not all women are femoids.

>>63687094
nothing

>>63737094
I mean... who's the say he isn;t?