/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>63565162
the one you enjoy the most

>>63565162
>Pick one with a design that you like or that streams something you enjoy
>repeat

I'll make it easy for you and narrow it down.
>Hololive
Seiso kid friendly slop
>Nijisanji
Poop jokes: the company
>Idol
lol
Try the Phase Connect girls, anon. They're based and may suit your taste.

>consume some streams
>decide whether or not you enjoyed them
>rinse/repeat
Took me like 3 years to find someone, and then I had plenty of vods built up. What's the rush?

>>63565162
don't pick one. sub to a bunch of clip channels and just scan the pics and titles everyday and then come here for news.

>>63565361
>Seiso kid friendly slop
Is this what people really think of erolive now?

>>63565498
do you really trust anyone recommending phase?

>>63565361
>Phase Connect
>based
You'll need to justify that one, anon.

>>63565162
I just watch whoever is live desu
eventually you find through livestreams or clips who you like and can prioritize content from there

>>63565162
No Hololive, JP only, Final Destination.

well coco and rushia don't exist any longer, gura doesn't stream, ame has always been a pile of shit, there are some real obvious choices so far on your list

Just look for the blue dorito, it's the vtuber seal of quality

>>63565614
>rushia don't exist any longer

>>63566240
Well yeah, Rushia's gone. We instead have Rushia... 1.5? 2? What iteration is she on now?

>>63565162
If you're trying to decide from picrel, don't bother. Just pick a run-of-the-mill twitch thot. Same experience.

>>63565361
>Seiso
>kid friendly
> slop

Let me make it easy for you, only watch HoloJP, the rest are whores. Well except for FuwaMoco

>>63566837
/thread
based ken-sama
YWBJ

>>63565361
Nice bait
t. Phasefag
>>63565162
Might have to narrow down what you’re actually looking for, do you want seiso or lewd? Are you looking for someone good at games or is that not a priority? Male, female, or both?

>>63566837
this basically. there's a reason hololive is so popular.

>>63566837
What about Nijisanji JP?

>>63565162
Try something and see if it suits your taste. Don't be afraid to move on when dissatisfied, there's plenty fish in the sea.

>>63567424
Luck and EOPs?

>>63567424
Snowball effect

>>63565162
I recommend Fuwamoco, that way you can watch 2 vtubers on one channel.

There, narrowed your selection into the only worthwhile ones.

>>63568579
tokino bora lmao (she's boring)

>>63565162
Oh thats actually very easy. You just Watch Komachi Panko and ignore everyone else.

>>63568579
Crossing out Noel, Kaguya Luna, Shiro, and Akari is worthy of a death sentence.

>>63565162
Idol, they'll actually sleep with you.

>>63568579
I don’t watch Sora often but otherwise I hard agree and anyone that doesn’t is deluding themself

>>63569979
They crossed out a few good ones.

>>63570023
Who? Pick carefully

>>63570134
>>63569615

>>63565162
Hololive usually.

>>63570162
Link some quality streams and I’ll reconsider

>>63565555
checked and not him but I like listening to mentally unwell women manically sperg out over thier niche fandoms and areas of interest. Pretty much every Phase girl does this but I can't really think of any in particular from larger corpos other than Pomu.

>>63570554
>please spoonfeed me because I don't know who these classic vtubers are
Come on now. If you weren't around for Luna, Shiro, or Akari, you're the cancer of this board.

Here you go anon. One of my favorite

>>63567699
not him, there are a few decent ones but you'll have to ignore a lot of their group collabs and you better like western fps games

>>63565162
Don't watch any, vtubers suck.

>>63565162
not my wife

>>63568805
The fact is, no woman is entertaining enough, the only thing "entertaining" about woman are their cuteness or sexiness and Sora is one of the most if not the most cutest vtuber that also very sexy, only ADHD zoomers think being loud and overreacting shits are entertaining

>>63573250
holy incel

>>63565162
look around until you find your oshi and then youre home and dont need to watch any other chuubas

>>63573322
holy retard and you must be one of those people who think streaming requires real talent, rumao

Always wait for a new gen to debut, then you can connect with them better. Most old vtubers have an established fanbase and style you won't be able to get used to easily

>>63571406
>but you'll have to ignore a lot of their group collabs
Why, what's wrong with them

>>63573856
counterpoint: never watch a vtuber until she's been around for 3 months or so. Debut-mode is not who she is and day 90 chuubas are nothing like their day 1 selves. Yes this applies to reincarnations too.

>>63573759
i watch concerts and 3D lives, not streams

>>63565361
>Hololive
>Seiso kid friendly slop
motherfucker does this look kid friendly to you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGJjkpleEUY

>>63574877
and we are talking about Sora who has done many concerts and 3D lives that are actually live

>>63565162
We don't watch vtubers
We watch Hololive

>>63571296
I fucking hate this outfit, where are her nipples

>>63582437
Cleavage is much, much better without nipples being visible.

>>63582483
Yeah but where are they? On the far side of each teat?

>>63571437
>vtubers suck
yeah, me, I wish they would swallow too

>>63584982
>his oshi doesn't swallow
Holos are required to swallow to give the full idol experience to paypigs. Maybe stop watching Nijis.

>>63582437
https://twitter.com/hyu2cat/status/1713781805139009725

>>63565162
Try clips.
Though you should watch the pink cat one.

>>63565162
I just watch the Hololive main channel videos.
It got all hololive vtuber in it plus A-chan thus it's the superior way to watch vtuber.

>>63565162
Imagine asking that question with a picrel that doesn't even include the correct answer.

>>63585529
I'm gonna puke

>>63586068
Same from the cuteness.

>>63586212
i like when she does the cat puke noise

>>63585214

>>63565361
It warms my heart that Phase Connect is actually reaching out to an audience that wouldn't have watched vtubers otherwise

>>63565162
Become a sapling
You WILL find yourself as one of us
You WILL rarely watch any other vtubers except mommy fauna
You WILL be happy
You WILL submit to mommy
You WILL worship her