/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Gurass

Day 1! Give it up for day 1!

I love my wife so much!!

GAWR BACK IN ACTION BUDS A
HOWS IT FEEL TO BE A GURACK? JOIN AND BE PART OF THE GAWRATHON

>>63540494

Burnout from what exactly? surely not from streaming too much lol

Mmmm~ What does crispy burnt shark meat taste like?

>>63540200
That box next to feed shrimp is never getting checked off again.

never reading
I LOVE GURA!!

>>63540592
Vtubing. She just wants to live a normal life

Gura, if "darling" seems weird to you, you may call me "beloved" instead.

Goomba Memories

A small child, beloved by many

>>63541328
And she can't?

Every chumbud should watch Perfect Blue

>>63540592
from dealing with chumbuds, she still does the occasional collab when one of her holo friends asks her and performances.

>>63542090
No.

>Gura cumsback
>Bites my neck and punches me in the gut
>kisses my cheek
>giggles and runs away
What did she mean by this?

>>63542192
It means I came on her back

Chumbuds should take responsibility for ruining Gura's life

I bet Gura has never once stepped into sendai

>>63542450
she's just like me..

>>63540592
>>63541328
>>63542097
Can you antis shut the fuck up already? You keep parroting the same talking points every thread.

I think Gura is really cute...

stream tonight?

elegant brat

Gura delicious flat chest. I want to rub my hands all over her body with lub

>>63542531
What do you want people to say faggot? This is the only new shit she's said to them in almost 3 months, it's brand new shit from yesterday, if you're sick of hearing it then fuck off till February when she has her next stream.

members stream tonight?

Would you be surprised if Gura drinks ramen soup with a straw because she is very paranoid of people hearing her slurping noises

>>63543540
Yes. We would have gotten stories about that if she was that weird.

>gura comes back
>I'm cum on guras back
WE ARE

Gura cute?

>>63545074
Not anymore.

>>63544659
huh. didn't know about the subtext

>>63545074
the cutest

>>63545074
She's cute. And she's real

what are your expectations for the next Movie May?

>>63545074

>>63545413
I want to nap on her tummy so bad...

>>63545074
Gura cute Gura cute!

>>63545413
I want to nut on her tummy so bad!

How many streams will we get next year?

>>63545796
Between 8 and 24, depending on if she can get over her burnout or she just rides that excuse for the entire year.

you will buy crocs...

Child

>>63545946
She sounds like such a fucking nerd, I love her.

>>63545946
I already did

>burnout
it's so ironic that she mentioned it during a shill stream after a two months absence.

>>63546320
more like a year absence

>>63546320
that's the opposite of ironic

Is gooby depressed?

>>63546925
if she is she's dealing with it a lot better than most anons

Imagine discussing books with your hikki loli-wife

>>63547320
chat would say spoilers until she stopped if she ever tried to. even though none of those bitches intend to read whatever she's talking about

>>63547396
the book is like 100 years old and has been adapted into a movie
that's like saying spoilers on the bible

>>63540249
I love you Mr Krabs, see you on the next day 73

there's no way she'd let 73 days pass liike this again

>>63547396
WOAH STOP SPOILING THE STREAM FAG

>>63548209
Ah yes, I remember this cope. Moving the goalposts is an art around here
>There's no way she'll ghost us for an entire week
>Okay she did, but she wouldn't go for too.
>Fuck! She'll never go a whole month without streaming! Cover won't let her!
>O-okay... She won't ever go two months. That's a hard line, right?

>>63548259
I'm not spoiling it Gura has no intention of ever discussing books with us, she didn't with the hobbit last stream and she never will. The most she's ever done is that one time she talked about warrior cats and we'll never see anything like that again

>>63548363
The only things to expect in the future are shill streams, lazy game streams, and collabs where she's never the main focus.

>>63548759
why are you expecting game streams? there's no reason to, she HATES gaming

>>63548813
In the last two months she's only done
>Collabs
>Advertisements
We have no reason to expect anything else for quite some time.

>>63548813
Because it's the majority of what she's done this whole year even though she was burnt out already, it's something that she doesn't have to plan anything for.

>>63549169
they have to plan in advance for game streams cause of perms quite often, it's part of why Gura is so fed up with this whole mess. that and not liking games

>>63549302
That's such a retarded reason not to stream. She's an adult ass woman that lacks the basic ability to plan more than 24 hours in advance. Letting her give up schedules was a big mistake...

>>63545403
Maybe Mario and that's it

>>63549738
retard

>>63550120
Yeah gura really is a retard

>we got 1h and A WHOOPING 15 MINUTES.
She loves us so much, chumbros.

>>63550945
That extra 15 minutes might be enough to keep her stream time above haachama by the end of the year.

>>63550945
>Thousands of people unironically tuned in for a one hour ad-read from a half-retired streamer
Sad
>300k supas on an advertisement stream
GRIM

>>63551028
chammers has streamed at least 20 times this year, unless Cover releases EN4 it ain't gonna happen

>>63551070
pic related

>>63551207
your pic with that made-up quote is still retarded

>>63551070
So much for Gura is irrelevant lmao She can stay away for years and still would gather masses.

Gura poopy butt!

>>63551070
this bursts the antis /v/-bubble

>not burned out when EN3 debuted
>not burned out for shill streams
>not burned out for 3d lives
>chumbuds want a members stream? horfhorfhorf

>>63552060
Gura is very self-conscious about the state of her butt and makes sure it's clean. She does not have a "poopy butt"

>>63552175
>not burned out for ame/kiara collabs

can't believe a hololive chuuba is actually concernbaiting for supas

wait a second
is the horfhorfhorf thing possibly because they made her watch vids of seals in the gurarium and she thought it was funny?

>>63552236
it's a fnaf meme reference

my wife

>it-it's different!
Nice Thanksgiving stream, chumkeks!

>>63552142
>>63552052
>Chumbies unironically proud of this
Lmao

>No Halloween
>No Thanksgiving
And soon no Christmas, she really cares about you guys huh chumbuds? Cares enough that shed rather spend her holidays doing anything else but be with you lol

>>63551070
>>63552142
>>63552052
I didn't know we were in the numbers thread.

there's no way she skips Christmas, she loves the season and its music. We're 100% getting a karaoke.

Trying too hard

>>63553138
>There's no way she skips Halloween. Halloween is her favorite holiday, we're 100% getting a Karaoke

>>63553138
The only way you're getting a Christmas stream is if the chumbies gather up $50k and sponsor one themselves.

>>63553179
That's different

>>63553179
Ok, I get it, but there's NO WAY she skips Valentines. She loves milking ATMbuds, we're 100% getting a date.

>>63553289
Yeah that's guaranteed, she'll do a lovey dovey romantic Valentine's date so she can shill her new figurine and engagement ring merch

>>63553138
>there's no way she skips Halloween, she loves the season and its music. We're 100% getting a stream.

>>63553369
she'll need an excuse to cut the stream short, so maybe we'll get a collab too

>>63553430
Don't you just live it when your girlfriend invited her friends along to your valentines date? Probably an open VC or something just to make sure there's absolutely no intimacy.

We need a Christmas miracle where Google culls enough subscribers to force Cover to do something.

>>63553613
Cover unironicaly spams Guras sub count at every single investor knowing the out of touch boomers will see "big number = popularity = money", if YouTube culled subscribers their corporate marketing team would be FURIOUS

>>63553045
Keep seething

Its Sister hours again I see

>>63553716
>actually thinking gura's subs would be culled by a lot
lmao, if gura gets ecen a little culled all of hololive would be anhilated instead, just look at how she completely is above every EN with an sponsored stream

>>63553045
can't hide the fact that you were shidding and crying about her views and the wall of green on her stream

>>63553827
they get mad when they get reminded gura is still more popular than their oshis

>>63553827
Don't you have another thread to resurrect?

>>63553948
>Caring how popular your oshi is
My kamioshi gives me more content in a week than gura has in three months. Why do I care how popular she is as long as I'm getting quality entertainment?

>>63554092
and still you are so obsessed with gura and her fanbase that you have to camp this thread 24/7

>>63554092
You aren't entertained enough to not hang out in the thread of a girl you dislike.

>>63554092
muh 4.4M is literally the only cope yesbuds have left

>>63554221
>NOOOOOOO! PLEASE HATE HER ALREADY!
>NOOOOOOO! PLEASE STOP WATCHING HER ALREADY!
>NOOOOOOO! PLEASE STOP SENDING HER SUPAS AND MEMBERSHIPS ALREADY!

kek stay mad

>>63554221
>>63554300
I always knew chumbuds were just numberfags picking the girl with the biggest number. Now that there's nothing left the numbers are the only thing sustaining them

>>63554349
keep camping the thread sister

>>63554349
You should just accept the simple fact that no matter how much you shitpost in this thread and try to clown on chumbuds, Gura is still an exceptional vtuber who casually gathers 30k people for a 1 hour shill stream. Seethe, cope and be smug all you like. This is the reality.

>>63554613
>Muh numbers
Not beating the allegations lol

members karaoke tonight?

Is Gura on track to becoming a national symbol of Japan like Pikachu and Hello Kitty? She's American though...wonder if they will let her be an honorary Japanese...

>>63554670
yes

So, who's planning to visit Sendai, Japan?

>>63554745
Spending thousands of dollars to travel to some radioactive backwater just to visit the gurarium isn't a good investment.

>>63554745
Just blew all my money on a transpacific flight. Was gonna go to Tokyo and see Akihabara and shit but damn that fox village. I can visit Tokyo in another ten years.

>>63554745
had to pick between a Sendai vacay and sending Gura supas/memberships. Too bad she ignored them.

>>63554745
I really don't know what the fuck their tourism board is thinking. If they can barely draw domestic tourism what made them think it was a smart idea to go after the western tourism market. People are not gonna blow thousands of dollars to go to waste their fucking time in fucking Sendai. International tourists are basically only ever going to hit the biggest spots. Sendai should focus on growing their attractions and building a reputation domestically first.

>>63555596
are you really trying to backseat a city's tourism board. manager-wannabes are diseased

>>63540210
Based Gurass poster.

>>63555753
>Defending retarded jap bureaucrats
Lmao chumbuds are pathetic, you know them personally retard? A child could see this was a dumb marketing strategy

im watching the latest stream 1.2 minutes a day to ration myself until the next time gooba streams!

>>63555960
Based and rational chumbie

>>63555960
You might have to reduce it down to 30 seconds per day if you want it to last.

My cheesestick wife

do you think goob talks with the other girls while she's ebbing again?
i hope so. fauna adores her, i'd feel bad if they weren't talking.

>>63556955
Multiple girls have talked about how difficult it is to generally get in contact with her, so probably not many, and the few she does talk with are probably mostly myth.
>You are now reminded the Gura promised Big Brain Games 2 with Advent and never even c

>>63557189
Anon, did you die

>>63557189
chumbud down!

>>63557649
That's not a chumbud.

I just want to rape this creature is that too much to ask?

Fuwamoco wants to pass Gura.

>>63540200
WOW THIS ART
SO BEAUTIFUL
her eyes are like blue gems I used to collect
so pretty

>>63558146
They didn't mention Gura by name. They just said they wanna get to 5 million subs. It's not like they said "We wanna pass Gura." Context is needed

>>63558708
I don't care either way.

>>63558708
it would only count as 2.5 million for them anyway

>>63558763
I don't care that you don't care. You were trying to shitpost and got called out.

>>63558873
I'm not that anon.

>>63555091
your country will never be first world, and no I don't care how much money it makes from selling weapons to kill people

>>63555828
This wasn't marketing towards poorfags, anon.

>>63560071
>Ultrarich are going to the Gurarium in Sendai and not doing infinite coke parties in Tokyo
Lmao

Sex with a fembud.

>>63560071
What a fucking retard. It's not targeted at the rich either dipshit. Poor people aren't taking transatlantic flights to Tokyo, and the Rich aren't going to be interested in Sendai as it doesn't offer any services or attractions catering to their desire for luxury. it's aimed at the middle class, who's gonna need to save for years for a vacation, and won't want to waste it in fucking Sendai.

>>63560662
No anon, his theoretical demographic are
>Upper middle class people that are rich enough to go to Japan regularly
>Have already gone to Japan a couple times and seen the bigger attractions
>But are also not wealthy enough to afford more expensive or luxurious experiences
So like a few hundred people

>>63560662
i dont think nobody takes a transatlantic flight to tokyo because its on the pacific ocean huhaha

Gura cute

was gura in the wrong for perma banning me just because i was spamming COCKS in her chat?

>>63560809
gluttony...

>>63561317
Absolutely, what a fucking dyke cunt

i wish she could know me and love me. i love her voice. i find it sexy. i find it beautiful. i find her soul beautiful.

>>63561900
Even if she knew you she'd never love you.

>>63560662
>transatlantic
Retard.

>>63561950
i know.

I'd be hype to go to the Gurarium, I've always liked aquariums

Bros...
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/877EWzpWHQU

Is there a reason why yuro hours are like this

>>63562317
If I lived in Japan I'd love to, but I'm not changing my travel plans to hit it up.

Alright just got home from work
Sendai stream was fun, now that Goobs is back what is she gonna do with us tonight?

>>63562533
eat granola and not share any

The fact that they made Gura the prime minister of Sendai and not Tokyo is very telling.

>>63562559
>tonight
There's no sponsored stream tonight. We still need to gather the money to buy an hour of Gura from Cover

>>63562419
rindo...

>>63562655
I already chipped in 5$

>"when will you do another karaoke?"
>haha yeah it's uhh been a while huh haha... well, at least there's now more original songs to sing I guess heyy yo... haha...

maybe we could buy cover stocks and force her to stream

>>63562945
t. voices in your head

>>63563086
I wish Gura was in my head.

>>63563086
Watch the stream

>>63562946
If we can get a significant interest in the company maybe we can twist their arm into prostituting Gura out to investors.

>>63540592
>Burnout from what exactly?
That is a vague management approved excuse that won't get them in trouble. Gura, Ame, Ina and other members have used the burn out excuse. Corpo vtubers work under a strict NDA and there is a lot of stuff they can't say.

>>63563146
Quote her accurately.

>>63563203
Or she's burned out, as she's shown signs of for literal years.

>>63563254
Burned out from what? she had 72 days of paid vacations

>>63563202
It's paraphrased slightly but correct

>>63562945
>>63563132
>>63563146
Not sure why you're lying about what Gura said when there's a timestamp in the comments
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Eg1I7rOfU2A&t=4089s

>>63563323
The short answer is burned out from you.

>>63563333
Which is in essence exactly what I posted, just paraphrased

>>63563333
damn she sounded absolutely miserable at the thought of streaming a karaoke. Is streaming really that bad? How does Kaela do it?

>>63563418
You twisted what she said and why would you need a "paraphrase" something as short as this?

>>63563323
She was doing Hololive stuff during that so probably from that. Or from how retarded Cover's bureaucracy is.

>>63563492
No I didn't. Nothing I wrote isn't said by her just in other words. All the parts are there, from asking about the next karaoke, her laughing, her mentioning "at least there'll be more to sing", her laughing again

And it's because I didn't have the stream up right now.

>>63563616
How about you quote people accurately without putting your stupid spin on it?Especially when it's so short.

Hololive stuff is recording two songs and retweeting merch btw. Gura got burnout from recording two songs

>exact quote autism
Aren't you tired of camping the thread autismo?

>>63563687
How about you stop crying over getting exposed by this other guy posting the timestamp after you tried to claim she did none of that

I wish Gura vocalised the period during which there's no point waiting for activity from her whatsoever

>>63563710
No, its definitely more then that. Just because you aren't told about it doesn't mean it doesn't exist.

>>63563748
(You) got the order of anons wrong, anon
The anon you're (You)'ing was the one who posted the timestamp citing exactly what she said without any added intonation, framing or "paraphrasing"

>>63563782
>Just belieeeeeb
>No I don't have any evidence
Lmao

>>63563562
>>63552175

>>63540200
How does she do that without a nose?

>>63563782
Can you prove it exist?

>>63563710
she seems fine with shill streams tho

>>63563738
It's literally a couple sentences you lazy anti.
>>63563748
Exposed for what? Pointing out that wasn't what she said and that you're too lazy to quote things accurately?

>>63563710
>>63563878 (me)
nvm just noticed you were being sarcastic

>>63563901
>More autism
Lmao

>>63563917
Autist

>>63563901
>Pointing out that wasn't what she said
It was, though.
If Gura said (verbatim) "Look forward to my new song cover next week" and I quote her (paraphrased) with "Next week will have a new song cover come out" then it carries the same meaning, you just want to die on your autistic hill.

>>63563781
But she sets a specific period of inactivity, then chumbuds will expect her to do something after said period ends

Why do people keep biting obvious bait is beyond me.

>>63552212
>>63552175
>>63563831
She's barely done any shill streams or collabs. Yes we know she streamed a bit between July and August and we don't know what happened after that. Maybe she should tone down the 3D lives but that's all I'll give you. None of this disproves burn out.

>>63564052
>But she
*but if she

>>63564077
She's done nothing but shill streams and collabs for three months.

>>63563931
>>63564014
>Too lazy to accurately quote a couple sentences and have to put my anti spin on it

>>63564077
she's barely done any streaming at all! my point, retardbud, was that she complained about burnout but she came back for a shill stream. But you're probably being oblivious.

>>63564160
Which part of it was an anti spin compared to what she said verbatim?

>>63564118
What other "shill streams"? You mean the anniversary? Collabs? You mean only two? Wow that's a whole lot.

>>63564165
Cover forced her

>>63564165
You're point is retarded and doesn't disprove burnout.

>>63564077
Nothing actually disproves burnout. It's just really strange how little she did to get burned out of Hololive. And how after 72 days of no streaming, she's still burned out

>>63564247
proof?

>>63564280
>>63564233
members stream tonight, yesbuds

>>63564233
>Spends a quarter of the year doing nothing but shill streams and collabs
>"Lol that's not a lot"
Coping

>>63564284
Maybe because it was things other than streaming?

>>63564284
I got burned out in college and I did nothing for 3 years

>>63564284
you are genuinely autistic and retarded
I feel sorry for any community you join

Gura should pray never to run into me. Instant impregnation.

>>63564334
such as?

>>63564307
>"A lot"
>Two
>(YOU) are coping
If she spent a quarter of the year doing nothing but shill streams and collabs, that would be roughly 90 shill streams and collabs
You're off by a factor of 45
In reality she has spent a quarter of the year doing almost nothing, *period*
It's burnout

>>63564377
We don't know what she does outside of streaming.

So why do tourists come here to shit on my oshi again?

pls stop biting yesbud bait just reply with a shitpost like "members stream tonight" or similar

>>63564459
>>63564468

>AHHH NOT GUD ENUFF
This will never be an argument, ever, if you don't like it fuck off and stop being an attention whore, nobody cares about what you literalwho faggot wants. If you stick around you're just a beta orbiting cuck who hangs around a woman who isn't giving you what you want. She can stream to zero people if that's what she wants, but we know that won't be the case anyway.

>>63564306
If Cover didn't force her, it means she's a hypocritical, greedy bitch. I'm not ready to believe this.

>>63564422
Lmao

>>63564377
Dancing, singing.

>>63564510
Don't think she's making more from doing this than other things that would take little to no effort.

>>63564500
It seems to bother you greatly, so I'll keep going thank you very much

>>63564427
Me

>>63564589
And Hololive stuff besides that as well. (Which we don't know)

>>63564589
Rearranging furniture

>>63564610
>I'll keep being an attention whore
say something that isn't obvious for once in your life

the yesbud bait is so blatant today and you retards still fall for it

>>63564757
Nobuds and yesbuds are equally retarded, sasuga

>>63564459
their parents rejected them early on in life so they need other people to make them feel their sadness and misery
basically, these people are living with their trauma rent free for their whole lives

That VTuber awards thingy from filian I voted chumbuds as most dedicated fanbase. Stay strong guys.

>>63564890
Okay but no sane holo fan would care about this twitch shit award or want more twitch guys come in as fans

>>63564757
the thread is full of blatant shitposts and only my post gets deleted?

>>63564890
I did, too. Maybe Gura will be ashamed when she hears the results.

>>63564984
your post isn't even clear who it's targeting and can easily be construed as trolling

well since apparently everyone is back and ready to shart it up, a doompost
anyone else find it kinda nuts that nothing anyone wanted to know about was addressed? like watchalongs still there in the breeze, smile protecting, actions and words, etc? nothing that mattered to anyone who had a problem was touched on at all? that there's so much 'it is important to recognize the dangers of content creation that strikes creators' kinds of comments and such from people who clearly have no idea what the fuck is going on or why anyone was upset, like it's all tourists from the drama videos that decided to stick around asspatting each other? not to discredit those of you who view it as an acceptable explanation, but still, I know who the unironic types are and they might as well have been drowned out in under a second, like who the fuck are these people

>>63564984
One of the many that should be.

>>63565019
Like how your parents are ashamed of you?

>>63565084
read between the lines, she doesn't give a fuck

>>63565063
you're low IQ

>>63565116
They aren't.

Will there be any fembuds at the Sendai Gurarium?

>>63565168
bitch I'm 99th percentile in standardized testing, fuck off

>>63565195
Of course.

>>63565270
I’m 100th percentile you little retard. I have an IQ of literally 250+

>>63565466
if that were the case you'd actually understand gura

>>63565557
It is true and I do understand Gura.
Every action Gura does revolves around being stinky. Simple as.

>>63565635

>>63565635
>Every action Gura does revolves around being stinky
It all makes sense now...

Post your most weird gura picture

let's make a list of things she's mentioned wanting to do (or even promises) and then never delivered or just dropped, I'll start:
>buy a PS2 and play her childhood games with us
>valentine's day part 2
>movie may
>reading her Japan journal
>more ukelele karaokes

>>63565710
Will Kiara regenerate inside her, thus feeding her forever?

>>63565753
>protecting my smile

In other words, darling, kiss me

>>63565753
>Big brain games with Advent
She hasn't even sent them a DM about it lol

>>63565753
>communicating more

>>63565710

>>63565753
2nd Duolingo Stream

>>63565980
>>63565710
GIWTWM

>>63565084
She did it, she lowered the standars to the bare miminum. She got a stable fanbase of pure casuals, she won. We will never have 2021 Gura back, it's over.

The best thing you can do, is end it all and leave forever.

>>63566106
then leave already

>>63565980
>>63565710
I thought Gawr was the one eating people

>>63566185

>>63566086
>>63566086
That was her goal all along. She doesn't want gachis. She wants casual nobodies that'll show up, watch the stream, a fuck off immediately with nothing further required. Minimal effort on both sides.

>>63566086
>>63566220
>>63566137

>>63566086
No one ever enforced those "standards" in any meaningful way so why would that matter?

A lot of people are shitting on her for the darling comment but for me it shows she still wants to be genuine with us, she knew she couldn't pull it off with the weight of the guilt she has from being away from us for so long.

>>63566420
it's the same shit she did the last times she called us darlings.. you did know about those times right

>>63540200
offtopic thread

>>63566420
>she still wants to be genuine with us
maybe she should say that she hates her fanbase then

Why isn't Gura supposed to be happy?

>GURA BURNED OUT
BURNED OUT FROM SITTING ON A CHAIR LMFAO
WHY DO CHUMFAGGOTS DEFEND THIS

>>63566814
Turn on your stream and show tits fembud.

>not a new IP
Why are you like this?

>>63566420
Anon, if someone treat you like garbage then acrs genuine and heartfelt afterwards, they're being disingenuous. They don't care, they're just trying to gaslight you and lovebomb you to stop you from leaving. Consider that you might have autism

>>63565710

What are fighting about now?

>>63566420
>I dont know man, I know she cheated on me and ghosted me, but she came back and said she actually really loves me and appreciates me. I think she's being genuine, I want to propose

>>63566982
Are you a fembud?

>>63566999
Yes, wanna have sex big boy?

>>63567051
Let's meet at the Sendai Gurarium.

>>63567074
>>63567051
Fuck in the Tiger Shark tank. I want to watch the gore thread webm where you guys die.

Dear Gura,
Thanks for
>ghosting
>burning out exercising on a chair
>making millions
I hope you are fucking happy

Gura never asked for this.

>>63566420
Who is a lot of people? I only see you guys complain

>>63567372
She literally auditioned, signed a contract, and received hundreds of thousands of dollars for it.

this analysis from ~2 weeks ago will still be relevant by next year. And I don't see 2024 being any better.

>>63567529
God that bump when Advent debuted is so fucking noticable

it hurts

sisters you can complete your transitions. I believe in you

>>63567649
there's no way to hide it horfhorfhorf

>>63567756
I'm happy for your sympathy, I know how hard it is for you to have to transition to a dead chuuba.

>>63567717
you know it is both funny and more painful that the plush really does have her name on the bottom, christ

>>63567529
HORFHORFHORF LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY FORGOR TO STREAM

I LOVE HER AND SHE LOVES ME

>>63567529
Her workload has reduced to a fifth of what it was at debut but she's still feeling "burned out" lmao

https://twitter.com/ieul_7/status/1729940778833867021

>>63567955
Please stop making it obvious everyday you road the short bus to school.

>>63568039
Math retard, she streamed less than 40k seconds this year, more than 180k in 2021, roughly a fifth of the streaming she used to do idiot.

>>63568182
Streaming isn't her only job you disingenuous cow.

>>63568267
Please provide proof that her non-streaming work has increased by 5x to compensate

>>63568343
If anything the number of projects shes personally involved with has gone down too...

>willfully ignoring everything she's been involved with for over a year, even stuff on a government scale.
Hell she could have just experienced the burnout in 22' or earlier because she was starting to slow down then too after going in hard after debut.

>>63568698
>Government scale
LMAO

>>63568698
There isn't a single fan that would trade nightly streams for a few performances.

I just love goob...

>>63568918
there are quite a few who would pretend, though

Gura is now a Vocaloid.

so did it end up being a shill stream?

>>63568978
More than a few itt pretending right now even

>>63569008
It was 1hr and 15m of an ad read, the exciting announcement was a fucking aquarium, so another ad. Enjoy. It felt like watching a late night infomercial.

>>63569008
yes, but she did more talking about her self in it thin she normally does on a shill stream.

>>63569126
it was more like 1 hour of ad read and 15 minutes of chatting

>>63569172
They do more chatting on an infomercial.

It felt more like a zatsu than an ad to me.

>>63569224
because you haven't had a real zatsu in like half a year

>>63569282
pretty much, someone said she was chatty yesterday and I couldn't believe it, she was fucking struggling

>>63569282
I guess, but that's not the point. It was like a zatsu with some ad reading here and there.

>hey guys! I want to take some time today to take to you about my sponsor, Sendai! When considering your next vacation, please consider the city of Sendai. Heres some of the cool things you might find there...
Chumbuds be like
>Wow this feels so genuine, just like a real zatsu

Chumbies really are the kind of people that think the prostitute actually likes them huh.

So many fembuds in denial.

>>63569631
Im not in denial, wanna fuck shrimpie?

>>63569362
It was a zatsu, yeah.

>>63569514
Wrong thread. Try the niji one or something.

>>63569683
>>63569366
It's literally a #ad, it's a paid advertisement, she's on the clock, being paid to talk to you like a callgirl
>Wow she's so chatty and intimate. It feels just like a zatsu
Lmao

>>63569514
Well if she doesn't like me why is so nice to me? Think about that idiot.

>>63569349
this is some glass half empty glass half full shit.

>>63569514
your mother does like me bro

>>63569790
I'm guessing you never saw any live member karaoke.

>>63569874
that's a three quarters glass

>>63569962
That's a lot of quarters, chumbud.

>>63568698
She did. It started in May of 2022. That's when she also dropped schedules

>I want to pass it down my lineage
Yab. That really upset me. When she called the black Spiderman cute that bothered me too. She's not supposed to say guys are cute. Does Gura have jungle fever?

>>63570285
It always comes back to dropping schedules. The original sin. Fuck the yesbuds for defending the decision

>>63565753
>rhythm game handcam stream

>>63570480
>Maybe we should do a members stream tomorrow
Her anniversary... Right before the 73 day streak...

>>63566420
She doesn't care about her fans. She wanted to say it to gain some trust back but she knows if she did, it would just make more people attached to her and that's not what she wants anymore because in May of 2022 she started to feel bad about taking money from lonely men. You can guess why.

>>63570395
I didn't watch the stream but from your post I'm glad I didn't. Now I feel disgusted. Thats the final straw for me.

>>63570636
Says anon, for the nth time.

Are the mudhut dwellers done shitting up the thread like their streets?

>>63570692
>No denials
>No counter arguments
GRIM

>>63570556
Was that on her anniversary stream? I thought that was in early August right before she disappeared for a month until her anniversary stream

>>63570692
Guess not. >>63570715

>>63570690
Everyone is the same person. Anon get help, you might be schizophrenic.

>>63570739
Maybe, all the empty promises blur together

>VALIDATE MUH SHITPOSTING!!1!
nyo

>>63570849
Indirect (you)s are (you)s

i'm gura's husband
here's a pic of me btw

>>63571209
>Yfw trying to calculate how little you can stream without getting fired

>>63571430
Ah so that's the "life stuff" she's been dealing with.

>>63571478
she did say she's crafting. maybe she's taken up pottery. that sounds like a very Gura hobby

>>63571430
How does one become dino Gura?

>>63571550
She talked about gundams awhile back, I believe. She probably got another.

>>63571550
It does sound like she prefers playing with dirt over streaming yeah

She did say that subhuman was cute. I need to get rid of all my Gura merch. I need to distance myself from this shit.

>>63571665
shitposter shitting on worthwhile hobbies because he has none of his own

>>63571736
Okay okay, it's special dirt
Feel better?

>>63571736
Start by putting a bullet through your head.

>>63571829
Why would I do that? I'm not some dysgenic enabler. Nor am I a subhuman.

Should I become black for Gura? She thinks black people are cute.