/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>6345611
cute

>>6345611
>Why is Gura, aka BOOTLICKERra, like this
Catch them in a contradiction. One reliable rule in criminal investigations, if someone is telling the truth, they're going to keep their testimonies generally consistent. Lies do not conform to reality, so it's very easy for pathological liars to overlook verifiable details that contradict their false narratives. Archiving their contradictions will make a case for malicious intent much more compelling.

>>6345611
That's my cute shark

>>6345611
People like Gura who fear confrontation tend to be really submissive to authority figures

>>6345611
Completely understandable to want to lick Yagoo's boots after seeing what happened to even the biggest Hololiver of them all. She's probably intimidated into submission to err on the side of caution on most things.

>>6345611
shut uo kiara

Same reason she kneeled to her rigger

>gura, I hate that you're at the top, wont you sabotage yourself to get to my level so I dont have to try anymore hard as I'm already at my limit
>no
>what a bitch
are kfp braindead?

>>6345611
Gura is afraid of confrontation.

>>6345832
I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.

>>6345832
what

>>6345876
based I think, I'm not reading it.

>>6345832
i didn't know insane asylums had wifi

>>6345832
>incomprehensible babble
Based schizoCHAD

>>6345611
Gura still needs to get used to saying "she" instead of "he" despite hearing a male voice

>>6345611
hololive is death row, Kiara is easy e, v-shojo is bad boy records.

>Kiara asks gura of her Irys impressions
>>WAAH WAAAH IT'S FORBIDDEN WE CAN'T TALK ABOUT IT MUH MANAGEMENT BONK
>>"gura why wouldn't it be okay, if it wasn't i would have already gotten messaged by Jenma"
>>.......... ...WAAH WAAAH IT'S FORBIDDEN WE CAN'T TALK ABOUT IT MUH MANAGEMENT BONK
>Why is Gura, aka BOOTLICKERra, like this

>>6345876
>>6345939
>>6345924
>>6345887
no amount of your cope is going to make gura unnecessarily risk herself for a narcissistic whore who cares about numbers but always comes last in them.

>>6345876
Meds

>>6345611
This makes me want to hug her

>>6345611
Because fuck kiara and enma

>no amount of your cope is going to make gura unnecessarily risk herself for a narcissistic whore who cares about numbers but always comes last in them.

>>6346069
Based Zhangs and death row deserve getting dissed here. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fJuapp9SORA

>>6346091
>literally frothing at the mouth from rage
kek

>>6345611
She's scared, shy, anxious, nervous, self-doubting, fearful, OCD, depressed, silly

>>6345611
cause she had to tolerate Kiara for 6 hours.

>>6346180
>post about kiara's tricks to sabotage gura
>gura doesnt take the bait
>I say it
>you meltdown and reply to me
>I'm the one raging
kek wot?

>>6345611
Kiara just ruined all the mistery
Gura is right, i have never seen this before kiara wtf
Shut the f up jesus

based. fuck gura.

>>6346290
>Kiara is le ebin cartoon villain!
Yes, raging and seething.

You will never be orcschizo

>>6346165

I don't know if I should find it funny or not that the west vs east side hood shit is any different to what goes on in /vt/ politics.

Gura isn't kiara
She's big enough
Kiara can say anything cause nobody care

Gura doesnt need to take the risk

>>6345611
So Gura is a management bootlicker. KFP Stay Winning.

Idk who needs to hear this, but Gura is trying to become better. Maybe she did shady shit and mediocre jobs before, thats why when she was accepted in Hololive, she felt that some authorative figure finally believed in her and her potential. You may call Gura a management bootlicker, but she also slips up a few times.

>>6346480
>retarded falseflag
lurk more fag

KFP? more like chumbucket

What the fuck did Enma DO to Gura that she's become so paranoid she thinks saying "she cute and polite" is gonna get her bonked?

>>6346470
Actually Gura could get away with far more than Kiara when it comes to Cover, if she wanted to. Not just because of her popularity, also cause of her cult-like fans. She’s just submissive.

>>6346069
Can't stop grinning like an idiot as I type this.

>Gura is Tupac.
>nyanners is biggie smalls.
>agreed that Kiara is easy e for dissing death row as the rap quote, you got to follow the sergeants direction or get your ass popped with a Smith and wesson, because holotubers humbly obey hololive more than Kiara for not appeasing the chinese..
>project melody is just puff daddy for creating bad boy records or v-shojo.
>yagoo is Suge Knight

So this thread is basically the schizos angry that Gura didn't give them "muh leaks"?
I'm sure she'll talk about Irys after her debut, she just wants to keep the surprise.

>>6348252
yup kiara cannot seem to hold an audience's attentions just based on her talent without using "yabs" or "leaks".
while gura can talk about random stuff & make it sound interesting.

>>6346599
How could you tell.

>>6348579
These discordniggers aren't that smart.

>>6345611
Kiara was in the wrong. It's too early for impressions. They'll fall flat because nobody knows the person they'd be referencing. I mean, we know. But we don't know how she'll be as Irys.

>>6348860
Nice try reddit tourist nigger but No.

>>6345611
Recent stuff with her made my not like her anymore. Coco graduating and she didn't even had once collab with her, and that awkward conversation during Coco graduation.

>>6348470
weak bait, get out

>>6346091
>>6346290

>>6346900
>>6346069
this is making too much fucking sense

>>6345611
Knowing Gura she is probably afraid she would dox herself, lol. This is the girl that hides any settings on stream, she is that paranoid. She has some skeletons in her closet that will be found out if she is fully doxxed like having a bf. They can't even say if they live in the U.S. or Canada but everyone knows the JP girls and Mori are in Japan. I don't get why Ina and Gura hide it, most people know anyway.

>>6351741
They are literally forbidden from doing it.
Kiara has no problem saying she lives in "the neighbour country of Germany" but she literally can't say Austria because it's in the contract.
It's just an autistic technicality.

Although knowing Gura she probably does the wannabe-OPSEC shit unironically.

>>6351741
Gura has been doxxed to the bone already, they didn't find much

>>6352830
That's why I said fully doxxed retard.

>>6345611
Thats not what happened but ogey rrat

>>6351741
>having a bf
>They can't even say if they live in the U.S. or Canada
You dont watch Gura do you?

>>6345611
why wouldn't they be able to talk about their first impressions of the new member? sounds like you made this up

>>6345611
considering Kiara is in a clear campaing against IRyS, i would also avoid taking her baits

>>6351941
>They are literally forbidden from doing it.
>Kiara has no problem saying she lives in "the neighbour country of Germany" but she literally can't say Austria because it's in the contract.
>It's just an autistic technicality.
I'm sure this is wrong. It doesn't make any sense. What difference would it make if you know the country from where they are from? Nothing, a country means nothing without specifications

>>6351941
Shes literally said Austria before....

>>6351941
mori talks about being in japan

>>6351941
you know it's literally a gag of hers, like when Ame remembers to tell everyone she's brittish

>>6351941
>t. watched 1 stream

>>6345611
Gura sucks balls

>>6355667
>*My balls
That is how I trained her, to be obedient.

>>6345611
What the fuck is this post even.

Gura hits me to be the kind of girl who had a really strict upbringing and now just can't make decisions by herself without explicit approval to do something. Her asking if she can or can't do something throughout the entire TTRPG stream was enough evidence of that.

I just hope she can build up more confidence in herself to do the things she wants to.

>>6354417
Because they put it in their contract, who gives a fuck if it makes sense?
Mori can say "land of the rising sun" but not "Japan", the list goes on, it's that simple.

>>6356803
Tell me first, how do you know that the contract says that? And second, why would Cover care unless they become too specific with the locations? Also this >>6354470

>>6356803
What the fuck are you on, mori said she is on japan, and kiara makes jokes about living in australia because everyone confuses austria with it, and a bunch of holos straight up said they're on tokyo or their hometown

Rules are not, I'd do the same as Gura and let Irys's debut speak for herself. It was only a couple days away and I'd rather not influence people's first impression.

Also Gura basically has a high paying dream job, why the fuck would she jeopardize that for no reason

>>6345611
Why is Gura so fucking shit?

antis are getting really desperate when they think this deserves a thread