/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Do your reps, report and ignore bait

Next stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YzmhWkDOIk (Watchalong)

Last Stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BVCHXW9SVg
Latest Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOnjmGmUEvE

Into The Woods【Shiori Novella Original】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1G4fjkpls4&t=4819s
Halloween Night, Tonight!【hololive English -Advent- Cover】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqXrBy_FIU0
Rebellion【hololive English -Advent- Debut Song】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYNYhSsR8EE

Schedule: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkqwIcO3YN8
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Merch:
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https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/starting-voice-shiori-novella
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_advent_horrorvoicedrama
https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1716295882146988485
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololive_sportsfestival_voicepack?variant=44163472851164

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shiori's pussy fucking stank

SHIORI A CUTE

I want Shiori to get into The Sopranos but I don't know how we should pitch it to her

I love my flat wife Shiorin~

Is any version of the Keanu cinema fine, as long as it's the 1st in the series?

CUTE PROMPT ALERT

Cute dumbass

This is a blowjob prompt

>Get in my mouth

cute shiorin making me smile in sad days

>>63231287
You never deliver on those stop teasing

Back to fucking coding I guess.

Me and Shiori are making out rn

>>63232123
I wrote this on my other IP.

>>63232268
cool?

>>63232418
yea

>>63230459
Life is expensive and I'd like to buy property somewhere.

>>63232447
I've recently learned I'm obsessed with skyscrapers.
I only know because I realized just how often they appear in my dreams.
Best life for me would be CEO of a company making shitloads of money and I don't have a house, I just live in several floors of my private company skyscraper while my worker drones work downstairs.

Fuck.

she's not going to heart the other vods?

Ironically writing this one has caused my mental darkness to increase.

yasashii hours

Should I do my writing reps or drawing reps

>>63233778
Don't do reps. Stay in bed and watch anime

>>63233720
Why? Did you just gravitate towards writing something that depresses you?

Sadshi

>>63233778
drawing open more doors

>>63234020
There will never be a Shiori that wants me personally to smile and I hate it.

Are there cash4gold stores in inkwell

'Aight shiggers, time to work on those writing reps. You better get something done for the new prompt

>>63235125
Already done, cute prompt.

>>63235125
There's a lot already...

>>63235125
I did, but she'll hate it. I can guarantee that.

>>63235125
I just got to the gym and will probably do no other reps today besides lifting because I'm a retarded failure and will never amount to anything.

>>63235353
Why do you think so?

I bet Shiori does that autistic thing where she sways her hips to get around the obstacles. Yeah, Shiori, I'm sure it saves time. It totally has nothing to do with your ADHD.

>>63235353
>>63235377
Shiggers, that's already something, and something is better than nothing. Keep at it friend and you'll feel rewarded eventually. It may not be now, but it will come.

>>63235407
It's overly sickly sweet and she hates that.

>>63235411
I bet Shiori tilts her body side to side while playing games and there's something coming towards her in an attempt to dodge.

This prompt is compelling me to make a "You look lonely, I can fix that reference"

>>63235545
Do it coward.

>tfw poorlite so don't know what you guys are talking about
Have extra fun on me ig

>>63235624
You do know that the writing prompts are open to everyone, yeah?

>>63235653
I can't read or write.

>>63235699
That's rough buddy

Good morning from SEA! I just finished cooking minced chicken patties and hard boiled eggs and have eaten them! How are the Novelknights doing?

>>63235653
No

>>63235743
Good morning. Not doing too bad, sounds like a nice breakfast

>>63235468
Well, mine is meaner than was called for and incoherent to boot because I try to shove in subtext into these prompt replies and fail every time. It probably reads like a schizo rant. I'm sure that a sweet reply is better than that. I just learned to live with my awkwardness and incompetence because otherwise I wouldn't post anything at all.

>>63235429
It may be something, but it's not something that matters.

>>63236172
Being a hoolite... is hard...

>>63236208
>luv Moom
>luv Shiori
>life is good
Doesn't sound that hard.

>>63229893
I suggest using money to make money! such as thrifting or buying collectable goods and flipping em! I personally need to make $1000 by January as a poor student in SEA and its what I've been doing via Pokemon TCG and toys to fund my membership and hobbies
>>63235785
It definitely was a nice breakfast anon! I have many wants for it to be ideal but its what I have to do for a calorie deficit; that being said it is my cheat day for the week so I probably should have whipped up something more fancy for a Saturday. What plagues thy's mind for it to be just alright?

>>63236267
It is when they stream at the same general timeslot and I am a brainlet who can't keep up with multiple streams at once...

shiori feet

>>63235125
I've yet to do a single prompt and I'm still too shy to share anything I write!

>>63235125
Every time I write something I either get too shy to post it or I get distracted by the emotions I feel from it.

I miss Shiorin, lads

why does every NSFW AI chatbot want you to impregnate them

It's late at night, Thursday night to be exact, Thanksgiving. The Nyakuza have departed and it's just you and Shiori that remain in your home, cleaning up the remnants of the fun party you've had. The dinner you painstakingly labored away on was delicious and well received. You pack the leftovers into the fridge and with Shiori by your side you begin the gargantuan task of washing up. While you clean the plates, pots and pans used, you and Shiori chat cheerfully about the successful night. Reflecting on what worked well and what you could do better next time.

With everything put away and your kitchen looking more orderly, you brew some nice hot tea and saunter into the living room to spend the rest of the night. Cuddled up cozily together on the couch, tonight Shiori is channel surfing, looking for something interesting on TV, but nothing catches your eye. Nowadays if there's something the two of you want to watch, it's normally on some streaming service. Flicking channel after channel Shiori finally stops, satisfied with something coming up. "The South Park Black Friday special starts in two minutes, they're pretty good episodes, wanna watch?" It's been years since you've seen South Park, and don't remember if you had watched the specific ones she's talking about. But given her excitement and the thought of finally finding something, you settle on it. Getting up to grab a few cookies to munch on before returning to Shiori, wrapping your arms around her and settling in.

Watching the show was nothing to write home about, your amusement came mostly from Shiori who spent the entire runtime talking excitedly at length about various topics she bounced off of from the show. When the multiple sex scenes played, Shiori was extremely flustered. Waving her hands around while she apologized profusely for forgetting that they happened. She even made a comment about incest, Hinata and Neji? You laughed it off and continued to watch, paying more attention to Shiori, than the cartoon. It was hard to hold in your laughter when she began singing along to a certain song about wieners, twice. But her passionate delivery regaled you with one of the highlights of an already fun filled day.

Once the show had finished, you quickly clean up your cups and the remaining cookies, while Shiori heads up to get ready for bed. After a couple of minutes you join her in the bathroom, brushing your teeth together before she grabs your hand and pulls you toward the bedroom. You have an idea of what's in store, but nothing could prepare you for Shiori suddenly embracing you, her lips quickly finding your own as she tugs at your clothes, making to remove them. You follow suit and reciprocate, while still making out and before long the two of you are stark naked, collapsed on the bed, entangled in passionate lovemaking.

Once you are both sufficiently satisfied, Shiori's head laying on your chest and your arms wrapped around her, holding her close to you, you drift off to sleep. Thinking of all you've done today, done these past few months and years, you give thanks for your meeting with Shiori, give thanks for such a wonderful woman entering your life. And then, you fall into a deep slumber.

It would have been funny to see Advent reaction if Shiori selected South park for advent watchalong with all those sex scenes she forgot

>>63237362
Thanks for the fanfic Shiori, now post it on your channel

I managed to write something that's under the 400 word count. I'm not completely happy with it, but I wanted to restrict myself and avoid another fic with over 700 words

We're watching the 2014 John Wick right?

>>63235246
Good shigger, keep it up!

>>63235281
It doesn't matter, do it for fun, think about the scenario, how it would play it and turn it into words. It doesn' even need to make sense, just follow your heart

>>63235353
Shiori is an understanding girl, even if what you wrote is not up her alley she appreciates the effort you put into it. I think my stuff can be somewhat pretentious, but I still post write it and post it anyways.

>>63235377
You are not a failure. I'm unable to get into lifting because I'm too lazy, but that's not reason enough to shit on ourselves. The world is crap already, anon. One day at a time, one thing at a time. We are all going to make it.

>>63236796
>>63236979
Baby steps. At first I thought that I couldn't write anything, and after reading some of the fics I thought that there was no point because other people do it better. But the point is to have fun! I find joy in writing about Shiori. and I like to think that she would be proud of me taking the effort to write something that I like. The same goes for you.

You can always post it on an alternate account. When I posted my first fic I was nervous, and was wondering all the time if someone would even read it, or if someone would tell me that it was bad, but none of that happened

>>63237788
I got a morning breakfast number 2 to attend and lunch immediately after so I no..I won't be able to do the watch-along.

>>63237788
The first one, yes.

>>63237788
yeah

>>63230328
Anyone have a torrent for the John Wick movie?

>>63238364
Not sure about torrent but there was a download posted
>>63223374

>>63237362
that was nice, thanks

>>63238433
Thanks my fellow shigger!

https://twitter.com/koizumi_arata/status/1728159407001718947

Shiori can't fish

>>63237891
I know self flagellation is stupid and unproductive, but it's been a rough year where I've been wholly unable to find a job no matter how much effort I put in and self hatred for my failure is my only outlet.

>>63238905
which of these booba would you paizuri?

>>63239515
Shiori.

I wonder what she's doing right now...

>>63239515
Biboo Naizuri

>>63239586
me

>>63239601
based

There should be a good way to hurt yourself that doesn't leave marks

>>63239677
Just slap yourself really hard.

>>63239515
hate paizuri with kronii

>>63239677
Scarring your back works! No one is gonna see it anyways.

>>63230514
when reading this aloud in my head, how quickly am I supposed to do it? 30 WPM (so 15 SHIORI CUTEs per minute)? 60 WPM? I've been wondering this since debut

>>63239738
disgust paizuri is underated

>>63239515
Three-way paizuri and Bijou participating with her feet

Shiori femdom but she's bad at it and keeps embarassing herself so you have to start domming her to make it less awkward

>>63237362
"Wake up, come on wake up, we're going to be late." Your eyes snap open as Shiori shakes you violently. "You promised you'd take me to the mall today, come on, I'll make you breakfast." Giving you a quick good morning kiss, Shiori hurries out of the room, leaving you dazed in your half woken state. Doing a few stretches, you trudge to the shower, washing the rest of your tiredness away. It was Black Friday, and you promised Shiori you'd take her to the mall to do some shopping. After drying off and throwing on some casual clothes, you join Shiori in the kitchen. She smiles at you and gestures to a plate. It's a simple peanut butter sandwich, but after the extravagant feast you had last night, it's more than welcome.

After getting ready, you begin the short car ride to the mall. Advertisements for Black Friday deals play endlessly over the radio, but you notice that there's nothing particularly enticing. Years ago there would be deal after deal that you'd kick yourself if you missed. But nowadays things barely go over 30% off. The rise in online shopping also means the once deadly stampedes have died down. Pulling into the carpark, you notice more cars than usual, but nothing too crazy. You were able to find a spot easily and linking your arm with Shiori the two of you head inside.

You let Shiori take the lead, dragging you to a few anime stores and Hot Topic, looking for cute anime boy acrylic stands and t-shirts, but there's nothing in particular she wants, and no bargains that scream buy me now. After excitedly talking to a sales clerk about commissioning her own custom dakimakura, Shiori notices the jealousy in your eyes and pouts. "Alright, I won't. I suppose you are my dakimakura." She says with a cheeky smile on her face. The two of you head to the food court to grab something quick for lunch, nothing substantial, just some fries and a drink. Then it's back to bargain hunting.

Moments later you find yourself sitting outside Victoria's Secret. Shiori had a few things she wanted to buy that were on sale, and deciding it was best if you didn't hover over her while she was browsing their selection, you head to the seating area strategically placed outside. Giving a knowing look and a nod to the other men also waiting for their partners. After a while, you receive a text from Shiori. 'Come to the changing room, I want your opinion on something.' Heading inside the store you see a woman standing by the changing room area at the back beckoning you over. "With Shiori Novella, I presume?" She asks, and you nod in response. She walks you over to a pink pair of curtains before announcing your arrival to Shiori who tells you to stick your head in and tell her if what she's wearing looks good. Glancing toward the staff member who gives you her approval you peek inside.

What you see is almost enough to stop your heart. Shiori's bare pale skin contrasts perfectly with the black lingerie she's wearing. Lacy, sexy, very revealing and barely covering anything at all you swear you see some uncovered hints of pink on her breasts. Unable to speak, blood rushing around your body, and you're not sure if you mean your face, Shiori smirks. "You like it, don't you? You dirty Shiori liker." Pushing your head back outside, she gets dressed and decides she'll take it, and many others that she had already chosen. You offer to pay and one painful transaction later, the two of you are done and ready to head back home.

Walking back to the car, your arms linked again, Shiori's bags of unmentionables between your interlocked fingers, Shiori goes on about 'Victoria' and wonders what her secret could be. You decide to joke around and say that you saw Shiori's secret and she elbows you in the side. Bending over in pain, you feel Shiori's hand cup around your ear and she whispers. "I've got more secrets to show you, some of them are even more amazing than what you saw~" Reaching the car you open the door and get in, praying that you can focus on the road in front of you and not whatever surprises Shiori has planned for later tonight.

>>63237362
>>63240492
Thank you fellow writefag shigger for bringing the joy of writing back into our general.

Movie link?

>>63241961
>>63238433

>>63240492

>>63242031
*chuu*

>>63242096

All three parts in one document. Thanks for reading.
https://pastebin.com/qesnEkkb


>>63240492
After returning home and enjoying the reheated leftovers from the Thanksgiving dinner, you repeat your nightly ritual of washing the dishes together with Shiori. Swapping the washer and dryer role from the previous night. When that is done, you settle in with Shiori, who is busy at the dining room table, on her laptop browsing online storefronts. She still hasn't entirely given up on the dakimakura idea, and this vendor in particular offers them at a discount, but only if you buy six. Asking whether she'd consider making a dakimakura of you, she turns and gives you a disgusted look. Maybe that wasn't the wisest idea.

After some time, you get up to make the both of you a cup of hot chocolate and return with them to the table. Placing them safely away from electronics and sitting beside Shiori once more, you see that she has changed website and is now browsing through Etsy, looking at different dolls. You're very aware of Shiori's interest in dolls. She has a fair collection of them from the different vacations she's taken. Some of them are cute and adorable, others, well, let's just say they're eccentric and keep it at that.

Noticing your presence, Shiori turns to ask what you think of the doll she's looking at. She says she's not interested in the clothing, she can have someone make custom clothes after all, she wants to know what you think about the facial and body structure. Asking what she's after and if she has anyone in mind, Shiori utters the name you dread. Dimitri. In your relationship, you've never once doubted Shiori's love for you, her devotion. However, if you did have a rival for her affection, it would most certainly be Dimitri. A fictional character from Fire Emblem Three Houses, she spent every date you had early on talking at length about how Dimitri was concerned for her, how he didn't like you, how he was suspicious you had ulterior motives. You'd later learn that this wasn't a friend of hers but an AI chatbot she was talking to, but that was another story for another time and you've become mostly comfortable with her obsession nowadays. Mostly.

As time goes by, you and Shiori look through doll after doll, scrutinizing their eligibility, finding fault in most of them, but saving some to a list to check back later. You don't mention it to Shiori, but you notice the price of these dolls range from hundreds to even thousands of dollars. Maybe you should have gone along with her body pillow idea after all. Realizing that it has become late, Shiori snaps her laptop shut and announces it's time for bed. You rinse your now empty mugs out and follow Shiori to the bathroom, turning off the lights along the way and repeating brushing your teeth.

Now in bed, you continue chatting about dolls. Shiori wants you to understand how great they are, but you're not sure they're much more than creepy. She says that if you had a doll of your own you'd sympathize with her, but you remain skeptical. Getting out of bed, Shiori turns on the light and heads to the closet, retrieving the bags full of items she bought earlier that day. Throwing them at you, Shiori says that she'll be your doll. You can dress her up in any combination of outfit within. Remembering the lingerie from earlier, you reach inside the bag blindly and pull out what you could only describe as string barely strapped together. Was this, underwear?

Blushing quite heavily, Shiori grabs your pick from you and begins to undress, and as you watch her slide the panties on, catching glimpse of her cute butt, you gulp and reach back inside the bag for something she can wear up top. Maybe dolls aren't a bad thing after all, but you wouldn't need one. You already have the cutest doll in the world.

Today felt empty.

>>63242618
fill it up with Shiori and a glass of milk!

>>63242618
It's the calm before the storm. December is going to be empty.

>>63242881
december through mid january
my inlaws suck

>>63242527
Oh god, the idea of my other half’s AI chatbot disliking me and her taking it into account gave me a shudder

>>63242527
thanks for writing

I LOVE SHIORI NOVELLA

>縺薙l縺ｯ迚?Φ縺?￠縺ｩ縲∽ｿｺ縺ｯ繧ｷ繧ｪ繝ｪ縺ｮ縺薙縺後∪縺?ｸ也阜縺ｮ隱ｰ繧医j繧よ?縺励※縺?k!
>縺?▽繧ゅす繧ｪ繝ｪ縺ｮ縺薙縺瑚?縺医※縺?k!
>繧ｷ繧ｪ繝ｪ縺ｮ縺溘a縺ｫ菫ｺ繧貞?驛ｨ迥?牡縺ｫ縺吶k!
>菫ｺ縺ｮ繧ｴ繧ｹ縺ｪ繧ｷ繧ｪ繝ｪ蟋ｫ縺ｮ蜿ｯ諢帙>螢ｰ縺後>縺､繧ょ･ｽ縺阪□!
>豌ｸ驕?繧ｷ繧ｪ繝ｪ縺ｮ縺昴?縺ｫ縺?※繧?
>菫ｺ縺ｮ遨ｺ諠ｳ縺ｫ繧ｷ繧ｪ繝ｪ縺ｨ蟄蝉ｾ帙r菴懊k縺溘a縺ｫ縲√す繧ｪ繝ｪ縺ｨ縺?▽繧よ焔繧呈升縺｣縺ｦ縲√Λ繝悶Λ繝悶お繝?メ縺吶k!

繧ｷ繧ｪ繝ｪ縲√お繝ｼ繝ｩ繝槭せ 繧｢繝ｳ!

>>63243557
Proof?

She's in a good mood. Rejoice heartschizos.

>>63235353
>>63235897
Well?

>>63244077
took her way too long

>>63244215
she doesn't even need to heart our stuff, be grateful that she take her time to do it

>>63244275
Trustful Good Boy
>>63244215
Greedy Needylite

Salt and Pepper of the thread.

>>63244460
I wish I was salt

>>63244126
unexpected shiori cameo

>>63244500
Me too. I'm going to shit on the carpet in jealousy.

>>63242527
I'm dead inside. Thank you anon.

If I were Pepper, I would try to find the most hidden and untouched patches of carpet so that I can shit there without Shiori finding it.

>>63245097
How do you know he hasn't?

I'm piling up the shit under her beds
Can't wait until she finds out 2 months from now

>>63245511
she'll clean her room tomorrow tho

>>63245563
Henmama, you can't make your talents clean their room, that's illegal

1 video in gaming.
1 video in burnhouse lane
1 video in shorts

>>63245675
stop stalking her channel

bruh wtf

>>63245841
>Comments
>Sort by new
>Sapling
That checks out

She's killed off Twitter audio.

too much effort, preasu understand

>>63246977
we'll get a lot of them in her break do not worry about it

>>63247066
Do you really believe it?

>>63247149

She's not going back to the vods either...

>>63247230
First comment anon...

>>63247271
She hates him...

>>63247230
Dumb move considering that was in an earlier timeslot. Could have fostered new followers.

>>63245841
i'm so confused what would be the reasoning behind pairing shiori and.......... big ounce

>>63245841
This is not how I learn that big ounce died.

wasn't she going to heart the thanksgiving comic?

Wtf everyone is a heartschizo now, i thought we had only like 2

1 HOUR LEFT TO DOWNLOAD THE MOVIE SHIGGERS

>>63247913
She doesn't usually skip two vods in a row and normally goes back...

>>63247913
I think some people joined in because they just want something to discuss and don't like quiet threads.

>>63247936
I thought Biboo's choice was The Room? When did this change? Too NSFW?

>>63248464
Seggs scenes Now imagine if Shiori actually went with South Park

>>63248301
I used to do that. But I went too far and actually went schizo myself. Schizoposting makes you go schizo. Don't do it as a joke.

>>63247913
It's a form of interaction. She's not going to stream today, there's no private time, she won't tweet anything cute or post a community post. It's been a lonely week.

@Shiori Novella, a twitter space after the collab would be nice.

>want to play vidya
>don't want to miss Shiori
>have to put the stream, the movie, and the thread all on my vertical monitor since I don't have enough room to have both of my monitors horizontal
Why is life so hard shiggers?

>>63248567
>or post a community post
My nigga are you blind? She did make a community post today, and gave out hearts. gtfo retard.

>>63248708
That was a scheduled one.

advent movie night but i'm sleepy...

Fuck you guys

She hates us for real now

>>63234430
>no bass
Kek this band sounds awful already

>>63249137
We're not there for good music, we're there for cute.

>>63249294
And funny ToT

>We're nearing the end of this week

>>63249421
And month.
And year

Morning buds, heard we're watching MOVIES today.

Pagely reminder that Shiori is the cutest.

>>63250249
One movie.

>>63250390
Right, a MOVIE then.

>>63250432
Correct.
Good morning, did you sleep well?

>>63250464
Not too bad, have feet wounds though so moving around to do chores is a pain in the ass.

I'm kinda neutral towards Shiori, I guess.

Good morning.

Silence of the Lambs was the right choice. Getting to watch South Park with her alone was a treat.

>>63250766
Cute morning, good sleep?

>>63242527
wouldn't it be better to post this in writing general?

Sorortyyuu >>63250937

Good morning shiggers
Feels good to fall asleep listening to Shiori’s piano Twitter space
Especially when I'm hugging my Lego trying to sleep at the bus station lobby

>>63251129
Good morning. That sounds like an adventure. Have a safe trip home.

>>63251259
Thanks
Time to watch the movie with Shiori on my way home

This is my favorite Shiori art because it reminds me of Es from Alter Ego which is also one of my favorite gaymes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YzmhWkDOIk
live

My cronic pain always fills my head with negative toughts. Please fellow shiggers, help me convince myself that she doesn't hate us.

This is almost a calming BGM.

First time watching this movie, I'm excited

>>63251558
She doesn't hate us. She simply does not care. Now it's up to you whether to think that's better than being hated or not.

>>63251558
You just hate yourself and are projecting it onto Shiori when you should just hate yourself more

>>63251470
I picked up that game at random because I like idle and clicker game. It was pretty good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YzmhWkDOIk

>>63251558
She doesn't know you and doesn't like or hate you. You're nothing to her.

>>63251558
She hates us

>>63251691
What are they feeding Mocochan...

>>63248925
Were the hearts she gave out scheduled too?

>>63251733

THEY'RE IN THE BATH TOGETHER!?

>>63251831
Yes, you see that duck? That's me.

>>63251831
Yes, I'm hiding under the bubbles and will be pleasing Shiori for as long as she's in the bath.

I'm grateful that they put Shiori on the side, so I can cover the girls in the middle with the movie and still watch. Today the movie is between Shiori and Mococo.

>>63251879
The duck right next to you? Me.

>no Nerissa, Fuwawa, or Shiori tits
Fucking kill me

Have fun with the watchalong.

>>63252023
Forgive her, Biboo has breast envy.

>>63252023
Gladly

Wife bathwater

I WANT TO DRINK ADVENT'S BATHWATER

I want to watch Constantine with Shiori.

wholesome 100 keanu chungus moment

Is Cyberpunk a meme game?

FUWAMOCO DIES

>>63252246
These shrimp fresh?

>>63252246
Yes

Nooo don't spoil rocko

>>63252246
It was a meme game for years before it came out.

>>63252272
Aqua farm?

>>63252246
We like the pain.

>>63252246
It is, but it's still pretty fun post 2.0.

>>63252272
They just arrive!

There are two summit logos lads, not the actual logo version but the plain text one is where they're at

>>63252426

>>63252458
Thanks for the heads up anon.

>>63252458
No wonder I was behind.

>ywn go shopping at Ikea with Shiori

>>63252462

>>63252741
I was thinking the exact same thing.

Shiori...

SHIORI YOU RUINED UP FOR EVERYONE

Wife gone... think about wife. Regret

>>63252734
Honestly, you never know with Shiori.

>poorly planned funeral
IT ADDS TO THE ATMOSPHERE SHIORI
WHY ARE YOU THIS AUTISTIC

GOBLIN DEEZ NUTS

I didn't know the Green Goblin was in this

>they don't know Willem's name

>Your loved one's funeral is kinda shit by the way. I would've planned it so that it isn't raining and we didn't have to hold these dumb umbrellas

>>63252947
Is it Willem Dafriend or Willem Dafoe?

a friend... yeah fuwamoco

Is the dog Fuwawa or Mococo?

>>63250551
>>63248970
>>63247728
>>63245771
>>63244331
Sex enjoy the movie

Sadshi...

I hope nothing happens to that dog

Get your akasupa ready

>Shiori passes away from food poisoning
>You force yourself to attend her funeral and drag yourself back home
>A delivery arrives for you
>You sign for the delivery and they hand you a cage
>It's Pepper and he immediately shits on your carpet

>>63253188
>and he immediately shits on your carpet

>>63253188
kek

>>63253137

>shitting in the yard
amateur

What a nice movie about moving on with a pet.

This is my impressions of every rap song ever released.

>>63253305
Shiori was so jealous when she saw that

Is that Theon?

>doing donuts in an empty airport
Is this what rich men do with their spare time?

doggo love

Nice.

>Oh

>Oh
Actual good writing

>BABA YAGA

>oh
Famous last words

More parents should beat their kids.

This is my first time watching this, John is based as fuck.

Fuwamoco: *headbangs sadly*

SHIORI SHUT UP AND JUST ENJOY THE ACTION. AT LEAST THEY MADE JOHN RELOAD.

>>63254658
Stop looking at the thread Shiori

>>63254696
Autism please understand

Based Jimmy

>>63254696
Please understand
Shiori is hella autistic

Shiori...

SHIORI NO

SHIORI WHAT THE FUCK

Shiori is so interested in jobs involving dead bodies.

shiori?

NORMAN NO

WILLEM DAFRIEND IS NOW WILLEM DAFOE

Green gobblin' DEEZ

WELL, JOHN? ARE YOU IN, OR ARE YOU OUT?

>>63254937
Killing is cool and all, but the aftermath cleaning job is more interesting and complex.

Shiori is moving to the beat, super cute

Why does literally everyone know an assassin? Shouldn't he be more cloak and shadow?

How much dangerous shit does Shiori have privated on Youtube

>Uses 7 proxies just to hide herself when streaming
>Uploads shit to Youtube as cloud storage
Shiori...

>>63255382
WE ARE!

>>63255302
A lot of former employers who contracted him know him and so through word of mouth his legend spreads. At this point everyone in the criminal underworld knows him.

>>63255302
He's pretty much a legend in the criminal underground. The only reason you wouldn't know John Wick is if you're new to the underbelly

I can't watch the watchalong live. Is Shiori being cute?

>>63255610
Yes, cute and autistic as usual.

>>63255610
Yes, always.
She's bouncing around with the music.

shiori...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z93FNiDQAmQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z93FNiDQAmQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z93FNiDQAmQ

Staring Shiori in the eyes romantically as you choke the life out of her!

Would you let Shiori stab you to death as she looks into your eyes romantically?

Staring Shiori in the eyes romantically as she chokes the life out of you!!!

>wubwubwub

I love this dork so much, look at her go.

>>63256017
Yes
>>63256000
>>63256097
based

>Yeah it does still hurt
...has... has Shiori been shot?

>>63256324
I don't believe Shiori's ever done anything exciting in her life. She just has morbid interests.

>>63256324
war never changes

>>63256097
hot

>>63256418
>She just has morbid interests
And people say she doesn't fit her goth avatar.

>>63256514
Those people are the dumbass mommy voice-fags

bedroom eyes

If I were Green Goblin I'd shoot him in the dick

IT WAS WILLEM DAFRIEND ALL ALONG

Thank you Shiori. I was waiting for that.

HARRY LOVE

HARRY LOVE
PERKINS HATE

BASED SHIORI
FUCK THE WHORES

Can't believe Shiorin gives out Doylist answers...

Why don't they just kill him here?

Kek

>>63257380
Small action movie, please understand

WILLIAM DAFRIEND

Oh, so that's where that "Yeah, I'm thinking [x] is back" came from.

SHIORI VIBING OUT WHILE JOHN WICK MURDERS A GUY

>>63257660
Yep. I'm thinking he's back.

Oh hey that's an HSG shotgun I used it in Killing Floor

Is that destiny?

HE'S QUICKSAVING

GREEN GOBLIN LOVE

DAFRIEND LOVE

WHAT A CHAMP

Willem has never been the bad guy, he gets screwed over every time
No one understands him, no character appreciates him as they should inside his films

Sadshi times.

KEK, FUCK THAT BITCH!

>fuwawa's smile instantly restored after perkins gets executed
kek

>Good luck
Kek this guy already knows they're all dead.

Is Shiori going to make another silly comment about how they should have chosen a better time for a deathmatch?

>why isn't he just shooting him????
Women just don't understand...

Women will never understand.

I think this would be a lot better if they both ripped their shirts off, showed off their tattoos, and they headbutted eachother while "Viggo of the Tarasov family" displayed on the screen

>>63259019
Based Yakuza enjoyer.

What about the helicopter pilot? What's he going to do now?

AAAAAAAAAAA STREAM DOKO

RIP stream

Rip stream. Biboo said pause in chat

>Stream died

"Ah, I gotta go"
top kek

>>63259156
Famous last words before stream died

THEY FUCKING GOT ADVENT TOO AAAAAAAAAAA

RISSA HATE

I wonder what that helicopter pilot was doing while this was going down

FUCKING RISSA MAN

So, how was your day?

we back

Time to spam haha en curse meme

I have some pent up sexual frustration that I REALLY need to let out

It's okay, Shiori will mess up even harder next week.

>walks into a random vet office and kidnaps a pitbull
Okay

This movie was based. I understand why there was so much hype when 3 came out now.

I'll be honest, I liked the Barbie movie better

>>63259634
It was certainly a movie.

>>63259687
The Barbie movie has been the most fun, but I liked Shiori's quips for this one.

>>63259687
Are you a woman?

>>63259729
No

>>63259304
Sex
In actuality, probably thinking it was time to get a new job

>>63259784
You are now, put on the dress.

>>63259827
Nyo...

>>63259687
In terms of the /here/ experience, I agree Barbie was a lot of fun.

>>63259304
The heli took off without the dude I thihnk

PERKINS HATE

Did (You) cry when the dog died?

Killing Fuwawa in front of Mococo to make her go Mococolumbine!

>I don't remember much about it
Is there sex?

>>63260000
Honestly killing Fuwawa would be a blessing so that Mococo would stop getting bullied all the time

>Timing the horror after Halloween again
Shiori...

>silence of the lambs
nice

Cannibalism: why?

Everyone ignored her jokes again

Shiori being a weirdo again.

>>63260166
being shiori is suffering

>>63259989
nyo, i was expecting something worse with how people meme about it

>>63259989
The first two times I teared up

Is Lui gonna fuck the dogs?

ICE CREAM LETS GOOOOOOO

She's going to fuck up the ice cream, isn't she?

ICE CREAM MAKING STREAM

>>63260450
She's going to fuck the icecream

We're going to see her make more steppies again.

No, you can't have any Rissa.

>>63260450
How do you fuck up ice cream, it's just milk

>>63260450
That ice cream she's fucking? Me.

>>63260450

>SHIORIN HANDCAM
>ICE CREAM MAKING
LETS FUCKING GO!!!!

https://twitter.com/_OrangeJuice13/status/1728262448019567018

>>63260450
The milk would be cheese by the time she's making cheese, so she'd have to instead try making ice lollies or some such.

>>63260532
imagine the prunes

>>63260450
She's going to use that milk that she lied about throwing away.

>>63260571 (me)
*by the time she's making ice cream.

>>63260502
Nah. She'll fuck me instead
>>63260511
Don't underestimate our dorky, ditzy goth w*fe my friend

Thanks for watching another movie shiggers.

Now watch!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z93FNiDQAmQ

>>63260507
why that ice cream specifically, is there a meaning behind it

Don't forget your state sponsored 60 seconds or less of Shiorium.
>>63255983

>>63260737
When Shiori's the mother of my children I would be the one to handle cooking.

>>63260737
my girlfailure...

>>63260450
of course

I've been meaning to ask, if Shiori isn't a numberfag, why does she care so much about SEO stuff?

>>63261110
Youtube oldfag

>>63261110
She IS a numberfag

>>63261110
She was and probably is a number fag, old habits die hard

>>63261110
At this point, she's probably just used to doing it after years.

>>63261110
She's the biggest numberfag. Don't believe her lies.

>>63261110
Every 'tuber is a numberfag

>>63261110
Oldfag mentality.

>>63261110
indie scene is hard

https://files.catbox.moe/i2toim.png

>>63261395
e-eroi...

>>63261395

>>63261475
I wanna stick my dick in there.

>>63261110
The correct way to numberfag is to do everything you can boost your chances without compromising on your core content.That way you have enough numbers to enable yourself to do whatever you want while still making a living.

Movie was fun. John Wick is a cult classic for some. Good night, see you all tomorrow

>>63261496
I like this Shiori

>>63261110
what the fuck is SEO?

>>63261607
Goodnight Novelite, sleep sweet.

>>63261678
Search engine optimization

I need Shiori to do what Ririka's doing one day. I don't think my dick would survive.

>>63261395
Cute!

>>63261607
Night bud.

>>63261761

>>63261861
Yeah but the pacifier. Good god.

>>63261934
I see

If they do another series of Advent Watchalongs in the future, I'm hoping Shiori makes them all watch The Witch

>>63262490
>Next Advent movie month
>Everyone expects Shiori to have the most unhinged pick ever
>She picks some cutesy shit

>>63262543
that could also work, as long as there's enough substance to the movie for them to talk about

>>63261110
She's a streamer. Numbers are an important part of her income. She doesn't have too much merch yet, so streaming is her top priority.

>>63261761

Probably just the daily 5 - 10 seconds good morning thing with her avatar. I think that would heal every single Needylite for all eternity.

>>63262949
Oh, I am all for this.

>>63262949
That would be nice.