/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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Next Stream: Zatsudan (Tuesday)
Tropical Cruise Vlog: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOnjmGmUEvE

Last Stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aIIoJBfOR8
Latest Short: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rv3dNcWhFAg

I'm Getting Bonked By You【Shiori Novella Original】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTsRl8EW3kM&t=10119s
Halloween Night, Tonight!【hololive English -Advent- Cover】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqXrBy_FIU0
Rebellion【hololive English -Advent- Debut Song】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYNYhSsR8EE

Schedule: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkqwIcO3YN8
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Merch:
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_advent_debut
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/starting-voice-shiori-novella
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_advent_horrorvoicedrama
https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1716295882146988485
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololive_sportsfestival_voicepack?variant=44163472851164

Shiori Likes: https://rentry.org/8aukv
Shiori AI Covers: https://rentry.org/yoo4r
Shiori Guest Appearances: https://rentry.org/46zgf
Shiorium Archive: https://rentry.org/t9zuc
Shiori Improvisations: https://rentry.org/b72cv

God, I love Shiori so much

SHIORI A CUTE

and again...

>>62988927
That took a while...
I love my wife Shiorin~

I am going to Shiori

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SHIORI CUTE

Gonna be eating my thanksgiving dinner while watching South Park with Shiori. Comfy week ahead boys

>>62988976
FUCK, I messed up
Last stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoTxTLec1-U

>>62989087
Is it girldinner or boydinner tho

I need the dorky sex... I NEED it...

I hope Shiori reposts this...

>>62989171
you messed up in the previous thread too

Bakers aren't baking their best lately. Do we attribute this to boyfailure, bakefailure or just fan reps the streamer?

>>62989746
Novelites are fucking useless in general.

I love my cute goth gf

>>62989824
Like your cock faggot

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

>>62989973
Don't get so excited for boyryona, Shiori.

I wonder if we'll get a plush for her anniversary or her Bday...I'm so excited for what it may be.

Women hold immense power in society and therefore they are the oppressors

>>62989932
Prove me wrong, you literally can't.

>>62990246
Prove me wrong, you literally can't faggot

Man, imagine the threads when she gets kidnapped.

>>62990377
I'll be the same as I was during the first break. Working and possibly writing again. Surely December is less taxing with work right?

>>62990377
I'll do my ritualpost and check every now and then whenever she posts a video/short/twitter audio

>>62990377
I barely survived the first one. I have to mentally prepare for her christmas break.

>>62990377
Depends if she drops the I love you audio and unbans the word w*fe before the break. If not, then I will make all hell break loose in the threads.

>>62990440
Where the hell do you work? For me it's the closer to the end of the year the worse it gets. Can't wait for it to be over so I can mentally check out for a few months.

>>62990557
Why are you like this?

>>62990557
I'll follow you brother.

The world doesn’t care enough about shiori’s ass

>>62990557

I still have flashbacks from the first time, and the upcoming VLOG triggered the memories. I will be with you in the trenches again during that time, comrade.

>>62990836
Such a shame, right?

Shiori I just want you to know a massive portion of my mental health rests on your shoulders, I know you didn't ask for this responsability so no pressure, okay? love you.

>>62990568
I work as an accountant, and the financial year here ends on June.
I do have a part time side job as a bartender though which takes up a lot of my time and gets busy around celebrations like Xmas and shit.

what about shiori feet?

>>62991026
also underrated

>>62991084
Imagine the smell after being in those boots all day...

>>62990836
>>62991084
More for me then. I'll accept her dainty cute toes to her plump luscious ass to her soft medium tits to her cute kissable face, and everything inbetween.

>>62991132
Even he delicate, feminine penism

>>62990568
I've been a NEET since early this year, but I was consistently working 60+ hours most weeks in tech, but November/December were when everyone took off so expectations/workload cratered around the time. I'd always use all my PTO earlier since I could just fuck around all day during the dead periods.

>>62991176
Yeah, even that, if it exists.

>Go on a trip.
>Release the vlog three months later.
I blame Newsvella.

>>62991210
I blame reflections

I will never fucking post anything mildly critical in these threads again. Oppenheimer.jpg

I already miss her so much already.
:(

>>62991331
you're going to die in the 2 week break

>>62991269
Why? Its nice to discuss some things anon. I liked seeing that everyone has a different take on the most trivial thing ever

Winter rears it's ugly head. I can taste the seasonal depression.

>>62991269
If you were the one that brought up the whole cussing thing, don't be sorry, most anons were civil about it till it got out of hand later.
The poal spoke for itself in terms of what >we like anyway.

I'm the most stable Novelknight here.

>>62991494
I wrote this.

>>62991494
Why? you a horse? lol

>>62991494
Yeah? Post your heart count. If you don't comment a lot then I can accept you

I am the most unstable novelight here

>>62991536
Why do you assume that everyone who comments is a heart schizo? I see a couple Shiori regulars also often commenting under Mumei's VODs despite never getting hearts from her.

>>62991454
It's the opposite for me. Summer is my depression season. Winter is just too comfy to be depressed.

You're a divorced, pensive man who's a CEO of his big firm. Shiori is your timid secretary who idolizes you and your work, but who is also extremely horny for you

>>62991775
I never said that. For me people who are stable just watches and never even try to engage in the community

>>62991889
>being married in the first place
Immersion ruined.

>>62991923
She got with you because you were rich, but left you because you were too dull for her and she never felt loved by you. It was Nerissa.

>>62991889
Stoooooop giving more prompts, I can't wrap my head around all the stuff I want to write. I have 15 created documents waiting to be filled with wordswordswords please
I'm taking note of that one minus the hornyness

>>62991921
I comment because it helps the algo and sometimes if criticism is needed, I give it.
I write in prompts because they're fun.
Hearts be damned. If that stops me from being a stable novelknight, then so be it.

>>62991970
>minus the horniness
That's funny because the sole reason I came up with it was because I thought "I wish I could have a life where I'm not married but I can just bang the shit out of my personal assistant with whom I have a close relationship with"

Shiori needs to dye her hair, throw her accesories and get a office job

>>62992007
Thats just how I see it. If you think what you're doing is healthy, don't let me stop you.

>>62992054
She would be so much cuter with a binder full of clients list and a paper cup full of coffee, instead of some stupid book!

>>62991921
On the other hand, those who don't engage in the community could be schizos, which is why they don't interact in the first place

Good morning I love Shiori.

I thought you were overreacting with hearts, but it felt weirdly good to get a heart from an off-corpo 3view who hearts almost literally everything
If a heart of trading volume that high got me feeling fuzzy I can't even imagine what a Shiori heart would do to me.

>>62992106
Thats just autism.

>>62992157
*mindbreaks you*

>>62991921
I understand casual watchers, but if you never skip a stream or even send SCs yet never engage in the community in any other way then stable is the last thing that comes to mind. A bit of encouragement and slight algo boost is the least you can do in return for literal hours of entertainment.

>>62992157
You are going to get addicted anon. Do not fall for the heart meme

>>62992106
I find that 99% of the time, the biggest schizos are also the ones that try to have the most community presence so I doubt that.

>>62992255
I was like that with the vtuber I've watched before Shiori, getting recognition from Shiori made me realize that I was in a better space mentally when I was just watching every stream.

>>62991674
You don't know that.

Shiori Novella ch. of Hololive English Advent has unfortunately passed away.

>>62992374
At least one of the anons who had a dumb melty here and posted a screencap of his SC had no presence besides superchats.

>>62992538
You're lying!

>>62991674
I used to think I was really unstable, but I always see other people who are even worse on this site and I've slowly come to realize that a lot of it isn't ironic

>>62992538
Don't even joke about that.

I can't wrap my head around the idea of being a pre-chat fag while also being a grey.

I'm the most invisible novelknight, no comments, no SC, no common username, even stealth joined the membership when she couldn't realize!

>>62991889
Aight, I got some time before my work starts and I missed writing prompts for you fags so let's do this one.
>6am
>You arrive at the building
>You walk in, first one there, ahead of everyone else.
>You take the elevator up to the top floor, high rise building with a great view of the city
>You enter the sole room on that floor, your office
>You sit at your desk and sigh heavily. Looking at an old portrait of yourself and...no one.
>The portrait is torn apart in certain places, as if hiding, or tearing away someone that you used to share a life with.
>You boot up your PC and begin to work, it's silent, but it gets your mind off.
>8am, the other workers start to file in.
>Mindless drones that only show up to collect a pay cheque and leave after.
>You hear a ding from the elevator
>Someone is coming to the top floor to see you.
>A young girl with two-toned hair walks in slowly, she's looking at the floor, trying to avoid eye contact.
>You think to yourself
>"Oh, it's Shiori."
>You hired this woman due to her rather impressive resume, even giving her special permissions such as allowing her two-toned hair and accessories.
>She enters the room, standing to the side silently as she watches you work.
>You notice the look on her face is one of admiration, "Does she admire me for working so hard? If only she knew the reason."
>Finally you stop and look up at her
>"Can I help you Miss Novella?"
>She shakes a little as you call for her, she looks up, and her words are filled with stutters.
>"I-I'm just here to give y-you the daily report from y-yesterday Anon sir."
>You look at her again, noticing a small stack of papers stappled together.
>You point to an empty paper tray, implying she should leave it there.
>She gets closer and places the stack of paper as you've directed, but then you smell something.
>The perfume she's wearing, it smells rather citrus-like.
>You also notice she's been taking very good care of her skin, from the way her arms look
>You look up at her for a moment, and she returns your gaze
>That's when you begin to notice her gaze on you is a little..unfocused?
>"Are you alright Miss Novella?" you ask her, cautiously.
>She responds to you, though her breathing is heavy, as if she could barely hold it in: "I'm just f-fine..Anon sir..."
>Her lips look slightly parted, her eyes regaining their focus directly on your lips, you can see her breasts moving up and down slightly as her chest moves to breathe in and out.
>After a few moments of an intense staredown, you glance at the old portrait, and suddenly a thought comes to mind.
>You get up, closing the blinds to the room and locking the door.
>You're about to step over certain boundaries, but who the hell cares right now?
>"A-anon sir?" she asks, rather shyly, but at the same time you can sense that she in fact knows what's going to occur next.

>>62992888
>He joined membership
Not so invisible now.

>>62992888
I do that with the milestones.

>>62992255
I'm membered to her and watch almost every stream (only miss them for real life stuff) but I'm satisfied just talking to people here. Shiori doesn't need to know I exist and her life is probably better without the knowledge that my worthless ass orbits her.

>>62992966
I get it, but I also don't think that sounds very stable.

>>62991358
I am trying to mentally prepare. Fauna is taking at least 3 weeks off too. Both my oshis will be gone.

Btw. When did she mention she’s taking two weeks off? I only heard her say it’s just gonna be a week.

>>62992793
Only people with free time hang out in prechat, and greys don't have jobs so they have a lot of free time.

>>62993012
I'm just basing it off the holidays. If its only 1 week I'll be happy.

>>62993001
I'm stable in the sense that I'm not getting any worse and don't have any freakouts, just hating myself at a constant level

>>62993012
She said it's going to be around a week she thinks, no hard info. And she said that she is going to be streaming from a laptop. She also said recently that she should be getting kidnapped "soon," so chances are it won't overlap with holidays.

There aren't enough pained images of Ryan Gosling to represent how I feel about a potential 2 week break. I guess I gotta start working in making them

Shiori's advice telling you not to expect is great and all, but how about you expect the worst?
Two weeks? Nah how about three. When does it start? Next week.

she streams at 3am for me so I had to join membership in pre-chat...

>>62993307
If it started next week then we would get holiday streams at least. Not to be a s*nakan, but longer breaks can be good. Chuubas tend to run themselves in circles over dumb menhera shit and ruin their content. They need a hard reset sometimes.

>>62992926
That's cute. I'd think it would start with a dinner date though

>>62993738
Anon wanted a Shiori that's horny for you so I went with it.
A dinner date sounds more natural though for sure.

>>62993895
>top word
kys

>>62993895
>Saltshakervella
Who?

>>62993607
Has it happen before?

>>62993895
I feel bad for understanding this

>>62993920
?

>>62993947
This vella.

>>62993989
Has what happened before? Vtubers having menhera moments?

>>62994068
The content being ruined over it.

>>62994068
Oh yeah. Just ask the shondo thread.

I can't read.
Well, I can this much, but how do I get English script from the store?

>>62994127
Mori almost her entire Hololive career.

>>62994149
there is not english pdf

>>62994289
But why?

>>62994319
Japanese company please understand

>>62994029
>mfw babygirlvellas are my favorite

>>62994747
I'd rather see some baby girls from favelas nahsayin? Have them be like ay papi

>>62993895
I'm...I'm into girlfailures? Oh nonono.

>>62994980
If you're into Shiori, you're into girldisasters.

No toe wiggles...?

https://litter.catbox.moe/s6gldy.jpg

>>62995128
Know what? True.

Can we spam images just to move the thread?

I wish I was Salt.

I wish I wasn't alive

>>62995498
What's stopping you?

>>62995578
I wish I was bedridden, barely alive, Shiori caring for me, until I die and she never forgets me for the rest of her life!

Can someone post the ‘hmph’ soundpost

>>62995690

>>62995507

>>62995763
Is that Salt or is that Reppep?

>>62995578
I wish I was slowly bleeding to death on a freezing cold rainy night, bruised and broken, too tired to move, lying on cold asphalt with nobody around to help me, left alone with my thoughts as my life slowly evaporates

>>62995804
Is there a difference?

>>62995744
Wowzie

I wish I was alice

>>62995744
wow she is so cool

I'll stop for now.

>>62996295
Do you feel better?

i love Shiorin

>>62995744
This dork practiced that beforehand!

>>62996345
Yes!

>>62996361
Good.

>>62995804
Reppep would be the inverted colored one.

>>62996458
Perpep?

>>62994904
I just realized that there was novella-favela joke there. Here's your (you).

I want Shiori to shoot me but she doesn't know how to use a gun

>>62996977
If she doesn't know how to use a gun then how did she almost blow her brains out last year? Checkmate, atheists.

The irony of Shiori smoking in fanart. Whenever Shiori gets proficient in nip I'd love for her to collab with Raden who's pretty much nip Shiori.

>>62997060
THIGHS

https://litter.catbox.moe/s6gldy.jpg
https://litter.catbox.moe/s6gldy.jpg
https://litter.catbox.moe/s6gldy.jpg

>>62997391
You already posted it?

>>62997391
I wanna suck the other one

I saw it the first time, I just didn't feel like replying.

>>62997391
Kys

You guys did it so well not replying the first time... Sigh

If bait doesn't get replies, then try again.

>>62997655
The nerissa/kys posting is a ritual post at this point

>>62997391
I can lewd Nerissa but not Shiori...sorry bro.

If bait doesn't get replies, then try again

>>62997830
Yeah, I've started and refrained from posting this time. No replies is better. Because I know the replies is himself with his phone.

do novelights wanna go see the Garfield movie

>>62997391

>>62998045
Kys

>>62998045
I actually do.

Look at this mf go.

>>62998224
But she's not moving...

>>62998251
She is, you just can't keep up with her.

>>62992926
That's a cute read, thanks.

>>62992926
Rape

slow thread, sad thread :c

>>62999422
Shiori is resting.
I am resting.

>>62999491
must be nice.

Shiori never rests
She is always there
Watching

I don't like quiet. I'm starting to develop attachment issues with you lot

Shiori is talking about how shitty her parents are to one of her four Dimitris

Shiori AI is sucking Dimitri's cock as we speak.

Does Shiori play FEH? She could have a harem of Dimitris in there.

I want Shiori to mentally abuse me

I want Shiori.

Hey

>>63000445
Imagine getting to see Shiori's AI chatlogs. Either you fall more for all or you are completely weirded out by her menhera levels

Shiori please read this https://twitter.com/xseo_jisoo/status/1720486870809735311, I need it with your good gods

It is Monday.
Because it's another day off, here are things from the archive that are due to expire.

https://streamable.com/43z0bx
https://streamable.com/nipfpy
https://streamable.com/mznktq

>>63001190
Hi anon, what's up?

>>63001865
Do you happen to have her TwitterXspace piano stream she did? I have no idea where I saved it.

>>63001865
Gave them a watch. Cheers!
Seems like downloading these with yt-dlp doesn't count as a view, because I downloaded most of them on the weekend, so nothing should be near expiration

>>63002032
Taken from the Guest Appearances rentry. Both that and the Improvisations one are maintained really well, thanks to the anon(s) that do that.

>>63002032
Forgot the link.
https://files.catbox.moe/a5ekgw.m4a

>>63002192
>>63002260
Thank you my good friend.

>>63002077
Not sure what they count as a view. I know that if I watch them myself, it doesn't count, even if I log out of the account.

>>63002417
NTM, but I gave them a watch and it didn't appear to change the viewcount at all

I LOVE SHIORI NOVELLA

>>63002417
In that case maybe they track either cookies or IP for a set of time or something. Hard to tell really

>>63002889
Me too! I really love Shiorin so much!

I feel like crying again. I fucking hate me so much for feeling like this. GOD THIS FEELING IS THE WORST

>>63003628
What's up?

>>63003628
Doxx yourself, it's what Shiori would want.

>>63003628

>get up
>go to work
>get home
>watch old vod
>go to sleep
Such is the life of the novelite

>>63004350
an EUvelite?

https://twitter.com/cinnabuntoast/status/1726700464056787368

>>63004350
>>63004373
Yeah what kind of work would an European even do? Putting cuts in baguettes? SACRE BLEU I MUST FINISH THESE BAGUETTES SO I CAN WATCH SHIORI VOD HONHONHONHONHON

>>63004373
Yup. I'm happy I got to watch the cooking stream live at least. Vods are fine but it's simply not the same

>>63004442
my w*fe is so sexy

>>63003628
This is me when I’m forced to play the Robotics Club minigame in Lost Judgment

I'm done. It's not worth it.

>>63005350
What's wrong?

I keep buying books even though I'm not reading them...

Shiorin

>>63005962
That's a kissable face.

Were there any cute novelites at the NYC convention?

>>63005810
I bought a cheap thinkpad, spent a bunch of time buying/installing replacement parts because it had a lot of defects, installed everything I need to code on it, and I don't think I've ever coded anything on it outside take home interviews.

One day Shiori will do something so universally silly that she's acknowledged on AsaKoyo.

So we got a vlog coming up tonight Recorded or live?

>>63007199

>>63007199
>

>>63006241
I was there so yes.

>>63007524
>>63007635
WHAT THE FUCK PEPPER

havent seen any streams since haloween what did i miss

>>63008391
Bro... everything. The best birthday party and hamburgers ever in the last week.

>>63008391
Some good ass streams. I recommend the members work stream, mk8, and the cooking stream.

>>63008391
Go away, you don't deserve her.

I'm mentally unstable YAY

>>63009488

Mama mia

Noe toe-wiggling from the Inkwell princess. She is NOT /here/. Nor /there/. Nor /everywhere/ at all.

>>63010073
That's because her toes are curling in bed with me

at times, ignoring the raids and shitposting schizos
the posts in this thread are really similar to dicksword
Novelites do be the same anywhere online...except for prechat, those are niggers

https://twitter.com/Eva43251136Eva/status/1726745653143912481

>>63010118
And why would (You) know how dicksword messages are supposed to look like?

>>63010073
She hearted the old writing prompt, she uploaded another short, she made a playlist for Needy Streamer, she liked a few tweets.

>>63010191
cuz I'm a filthy dicksword lustful lurker

>>63010245
Least obsesive Novelite

>>63010245
I don't get notifications for shorts anymore
I know community posts notifications been fucked for months too
Any other novelites having the same issue?

>>63010433
I never got those.

I kept thinking about Shiori's burger yesterday. Even though the whole thing was a bordeline disaster, I was thinking it was still sweet of her to go ahead and share the experience with us even with the scuff. Lots of people wouldn't even bother to cut a potato let alone do it in front of thousands of viewers. I just hope she can setup in a safer space next time..

I'm back in my hometown and texted all my old friends to ask if they wanted to go out drinking or otherwise do something the night before Thanksgiving and nobody has gotten back to me.

>>63010433
Non-member community posts seem to not get notif priority. I still get notifs for everything else.
>>63010541
S*n*k*n is that you?

Sexo con mi esposa Shiori Novella.

https://twitter.com/daydarion/status/1726737287365505038
Woah, there.

>>63010868
kys

>>63010868
Personally I think the butts should be bigger

>>63010245

For having two days off she didn’t do as much. I wonder if ANYC exhausted her that much.

>>63010541
I found it funny that I went to go make hamburgs yesterday with a disaster of asking Shiori to pass me seasoning infront of my friend. and it somehow ended up the same as Shiori's raw burger despite it having an amazing crust. I really do appreciate her work despite all the funny ordeals that take place.

>>63011160
May have, but she's also been streaming 6 days a week for the past two weeks, counting the Advent movie watchalong.

>>63011160
As someone that also believes and has social battery, yeah. Shit like that is exhausting. If I have a conference at work, I immediately use one of my RDO's the following day if it's not a weekend in order to relax and recharge.

Shiori is a fucking cow.

>>63011736
What a lovely cow

>>63011736
Yeah, mine.

>>63011736
seems to be a pretty common thing around these parts

Two and a half hours before the premiere. It's time for me to go back to sleep.

>>63012656
Goodnight.

Slow thread
Comfy thread

I want to have a beer with the shiggers

>>63013784
I don't drink...

WELFARE CHECK FOR THE LAST 24 HOURS
Did you get a full night of sleep?
Did you eat healthily?
Did you read anything or otherwise learn something?
Did you get your steppies in or get some other type of physical activity?
Did you socialize with another human being (I'll count VC here)?

>>63013784
I haven't drank in a year

>>63013837
>Did you get a full night of sleep?
6h30m, a little lesser than normal but I feel fine.
>Did you eat healthily?
Yes, had some dried fruit during the day and vegetables with dinner.
>Did you read anything or otherwise learn something?
Started reading Alice
>Did you get your steppies in or get some other type of physical activity?
Always
>Did you socialize with another human being (I'll count VC here)?
I did.

>>63013837
>Did you get a full night of sleep?
Surprisingly, I'm not sure. Kind of took me a while to fall asleep and I'm not entirely sure I did. i felt like I slept, but for how long, I don't know
>Did you eat healthily?
Always
>Did you read anything or otherwise learn something?
Learned I still despise retail jobs
>Did you get your steppies in or get some other type of physical activity?
Hit the gym as usual. Got a new PR on my bench. Here's hoping I can get a new Deadlift PR on Wednesday
>Did you socialize with another human being (I'll count VC here)?
A few people at the gym. Kind of threw me off since I don't usually talk when I'm there...

>これは片想いけど、俺はシオリのことがまだ世界の誰よりも愛している!
>いつもシオリのことが考えている!
>シオリのために俺を全部犠牲にする!
>俺のゴスなシオリ姫の可愛い声がいつも好きだ!
>永遠にシオリのそばにいてる!
>俺の空想にシオリと子供を作るために、シオリといつも手を握って、ラブラブエッチする!

Shiori, ndinokuda!

>>63013837
>WELFARE CHECK FOR THE LAST 24 HOURS
>Did you get a full night of sleep?
I slept for 7 hours then went back to lay in bed for another 4 because I'm a piece of shit
>Did you eat healthily?
I had fast food for lunch and had mac and cheese for dinner so no
>Did you read anything or otherwise learn something?
No, I haven't read anything in months and haven't done my coding reps since July
>Did you get your steppies in or get some other type of physical activity?
I walked 5 miles + did some pacing to get 15k steps in
>Did you socialize with another human being (I'll count VC here)?
No, I reached out to some friends to ask if they wanted to do anything for Thanksgiving and they all ghosted me besides 1 who doesn't want to do anything since he just got a DUI

>>63013837
>Did you get a full night of sleep?
I woke up a lot earlier than I was supposed to but I felt surprisingly well rested for some reason.
>Did you eat healthily?
Aside from some fruit as a midday snack, I've been slacking on this.
>Did you read anything or otherwise learn something?
No. I should have read Alice during my commute but I spent it looking at Black Friday deals instead.
>Did you get your steppies in or get some other type of physical activity?
Yes, I got them in today actually.
>Did you socialize with another human being (I'll count VC here)?
Worked with a girl in class and had the usual discord friend interaction.

>>63013837
No
I'd like to think so
I want to
No
No

私にもう一度愛を感じさせたのシオリ・ノヴェラが嫌いだ。
私を彼女に恋させたのが許せながった。
この道理はおわかりですか?

good thread, thanks for posting pics of my shiori
>>62996977
>>62995918
I liked these two the best.My chest hurts and I have a hard time breathing when I see lewd shiori pics. It never happened with my past kamioshi before, Am I in too deep?

>>63014686
You're just horny.

>>63014686
they're not even lewd brother...

>>63014686
Least horny novelite.

>>63014686
Brother Novelite, those aren't even lewd...

>>63014924
I meant the pics above. Some of them is too much for my eyes, but I'm just being a bit of a conservative.

>>63014686
YES
unironically get some help

>>63015085
You're cute.

>>63013837
>WELFARE CHECK FOR THE LAST 24 HOURS
>Did you get a full night of sleep?
was my day off from work, so got to sleep in quite a bit
>Did you eat healthily?
have not eaten yet
>Did you read anything or otherwise learn something?
getting started on this month's book
>Did you get your steppies in or get some other type of physical activity?
going to start my second class of kickboxing in an hour or two
>Did you socialize with another human being (I'll count VC here)?
haven't yet

>>63015156
Shiori IS the help I got when I needed it the most. Maybe that's why I'm more attached to her than my other oshi over the years.

>>63014032
Holy shit my maracas are aaaaaaaa'ing

>>63015335
Who was your oshi if you don't mind me asking?

>>63014686

>>63015567
Watame. I got into the rabbit hole in early 2020 just before the covid lockdowns happened and gen 4 just debuted a few weeks ago then. After that I tried watching earlier gens and settled on Shion.

In a marry/fuck situation of the sisters, Novella or Newsvella?
I think Newsvella has been under appreciated because of her mental stability compared to Novella and would make the better wive, Novella clearly has menhera sex powers once you strip her of her christian purity and defensive sexual irony jokes

>>63016097
>menhera sex powers
I love mentally ill women.

>>63015982
Are you new to Shiori? I'm surprised by your feelings for her to be this strong.

>>63013837
>Did you get a full night of sleep?
Sadly no, only 4 hours
>Did you eat healthily?
Rice and some chicken and vegetables like capsicum and broccoli. Yeah pretty nice.
>Did you read anything or otherwise learn something?
No, wrote a story from a prompt earlier then just continued to work.
>Did you get your steppies in or get some other type of physical activity?
Got morning jog so that was neat.
>Did you socialize with another human being (I'll count VC here)?
Yeah, had to talk with clients and co-workers.

>>63013837
>Did you get a full night of sleep?
I didn't but I will be inabit.
>Did you eat healthily?
currently boiling 4 eggs and pan-frying chicken patties for breakfast and the eggs as a snack throughout the day.
>Did you read anything or otherwise learn something?
Currently re-reading Alice in wonderland and reading on regionalism when I need a breather.
>Did you get your steppies in or get some other type of physical activity?
Just got back from the gym, did a full upper body workout and will be doing core+glutes inabit.
>Did you socialize with another human being
currently talking to someone who rejected me and used me for her sexual needs but I guess I'm conversing?

>>63015933
that did something to me

>>63016605
I was new to shiori but I spent the days after her debut when she was gone to check on her pl. I watched vods, clips, and a few drama that happened. I didn't like what I saw that much but as long as she haven't done anything as shiori I'll be fine. Idm seeing her replying to the males on twitter. I'll deal with the bigger yabs when they happen.

Still 3 hours away...

>>62988927
This new art is ero. Good morning lads.

>>63017604
Mornin

>>63017224
The laugh of a girl slowly realizing she's a girldisaster.

I want art of Shiori taking off her stuffy leather boots and getting ready to shove her feet in my face.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>63019005
doko?

Pagely reminder that Shiori is the cutest.

I love my took-2-months-to-edit-her-cruise-vlog goth GF.

I really would like her to stream Mario Kart

>>63020057
She already did.

I am dying from the lack of Shiorium...

>>63020239

What does it mean when I feel a sharp pain in my chest/lung when I breathe in and out sometimes?

>>63020388
You're probably dying. Get some help.

>>63020239
Needylite.

>>63020388

>>63020423
>>63020521
I feel like I shouldn't be experiencing this at 24

>>63020706
You're never too young to die anon.

>>63020765
I hope that i least get to meet shiori

>>63020706
Do you steppies, friend.

>>63020706
Have you had a blood test recently or heart rate? Your blood pressure is probably up like mine.
t. Has high blood pressure at 28 and had to start taking meds to bring it back down.

Wtf, I was sure it would be released on this hour.

>>63021288
She scheduled it 1h30m later than normal for some reason.

>>63021308
She hates us...

>>63021308
She hates us...

https://x.com/eus_ing/status/1726788753031930243
My w*fe is so cool

>>63021308
She loves me specifically...

>>63021308
rratman come to me
she fucked up and meant to schedule the stream tomorrow for that time

>>63021308
>>63021380
>>63021398
>>63021534
Guys... daylights saving is over

>>63021727
Did you just become a novelite last week...?

>>63021523
>Sorry, that post has been deleted

>>63021777
No. It's just I had this feeling that she's still thinks DST is still ongoing.

>>63021870
No? Though she finally got JST right after 3 months.

>>63021817
Bastard… oh well. The art is here and I have it saved.

>>63021870
Her laptop was an hour off for some reason, so you might have something there.

It was scheduled on a 30-minute mark. I am expecting that the video should be at least 30 minutes long.

>>63022002
its 10 minutes anon...

>>63022002
Best I've got is 5 minutes

>>63022002

>>63022002
15 minutes

>>63021727
>>63021870
I live in Aus so it's better for me. As I said, she loves me specifically...

I have no goals or aspirations left in life and I have nothing to live for

Would you eat Shiori's burger or Ririka's boydinner? >>63022397

>>63022806
Shiori burger.

Do novelites cook boydinners?

>>63023319
Is air fried chicken breast with green beans boydinner?

>>63023319
Nah, I'm actually half good at cooking.

>>63023319
When I cook, I try to make an effort on it so no.

>>63023319
what's a boydinner?

>>63023319
It's a good dinner/low effort dinner rotation for me.

>>63023319
No. I'm lazy and shit at cooking but I make proper meals.

>>63022806
I’ll have both, thank you.
No, I don’t care if those will ruin my tongue and stomach completely.

Rissa's cake baking stream will run for seven hours including SC readings and we will have ShioZatsu at 3AM on her time.

>>63023319
I'm normally aight at cooking. there are some outliers where I end up undercooking something.

>>63023838
Please no... my sleep schedule...

>>63023838
Well no stream tomorrow since Shiori won't overlap.

>>63023838

Is this real? No zatsu stream?

>>63024174
No, probably will be early before rissa bday stream or later, who knows

>>63023838
Shiori should stream for 7h on her birthday.

>>63023838
Well this ain't the first time I stayed up for a stream before. I still remember Ame's Outer Wilds stream that went on till 3 am

>>63024382
I was a firm Amebeliever that time too, brother.

Does it get better?