/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

amen

Fabulous.

>>63006695
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified

>>63006695
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Women scare me
>>63006733
Amen

>heel
T.Rex
>face
Gold
Octavio
>babyface
Ruze

>>63006480
>your broshi
Ruze
>why the fuck are you in this thread during dead hours?
Because I'm slacking off at work, what about it hoe

Possible daisenpai collab in an hour?
https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1726733127412813882

>>63006733
Amen.

i love my precious clown...

>>63006873
Doubt flower will be awake but that would be nice

Wait, why did rex private the vod? Did something really happen?

>>63006733
AMEN
RUZE LOVE i want him to eat me ;o;

>>63007108
he accidentally showed his dick, rough stuff, they're gonna have to scrub the vod

>>63007108
he called vesper noir a filthy nigger who delayed his gens debut by leaving

>>63007112
forgot the pic ueueueeu

>>63007022
but he doesn't love you...

>>63007108
it had to be privated because you could hear his girlfriend‘s voice in the background. sorry guys it was me

>>63007326
that's fine

>>63007108
He started screaming "latad matatag" at the top of his lungs when someone in his chat called him a normalin

I'VE DONE IT /MANS/, I've finally cracked the mistery of pisskito's disappearance, she is Goldbullet and is using a voicechanger and fruity speech pattern to distract you of the fact that she will get close to Hakka, she will off collab with the bird, and finally shower in and drink the golden nectar!
I know this to be the truth, so don't even try to reply me with lies and stupid shit like "you need meds".

OCTAVIO LOVE
I need my eight hours of sleep so I won't be able to catch his stream live, hope all my fellow poppets enjoy our cute puppeteer

>>63006720
>preemptively saying amen before the commandments are even posted
Jobber.
>>63006733
Amen.
>>63006480
>your broshi
Bettel
>why the fuck are you in this thread during dead hours?
Mostly to procrastinate and commiserate with my fellow Bettelion, but I'm also trying to catch up with the last few threads.
>>63007022
Same... sending that goofy retarded faggot my well wishes.

PJ has a gf what the fuck. How.

I miss Axelotl Prime...

>>63007108
Based retard admitted live on stream that he knew someone in holo that helped him pass the audition.
Mane-chan starts spamming his discord because it's also the first time she's hearing about this.

>>63007626
if we lose both axelotl prime and jerry im just gonna assume it was always that dumb orange cat posting about how much they love aniki

>>63007413
Normalin normalin...

>>63007626
huh, i guess i haven’t seen any really long posts with an axel image i automatically scroll past recently now that you mention it

>>63007740
Uuuu.... I love them both

>>63007580
By not being /here/.

>>63007580
Literally who?

>>63007580
Jerryumes.... No...

>>63007837
Axel's retard friend

>>63007580
projared? he's divorced

>>63007580
Yeah, always had, but she's jealous of Axel's relationship with him.

>>63008006
I thought that was Brian

GB is a boymilf

Hakka did an interview on siliconera
https://www.siliconera.com/interview-holostars-englishs-banzoin-hakka-talks-singing-and-streaming/

GOLDBULLET DOES NOT KNOW WHAT YAOI IS
HE IS STRAIGHT AS A BULLET

>>63008208
Lol, lmao. A lot of people don't know what the term yaoi means, its so old fashioned and cringe. But those same people may know what bara/BL is. Not knowing yaoi is a thing doesn't make you straight, just marginally normie.

>>63008208
I do not believe he wouldn't know what yaoi is, how is that even possible

>>63007673
Uh oh. But who cares when every job prefers hiring based on references from co-workers?

>>63008270
>A lot of people don't know what the term yaoi means, its so old fashioned and cringe
Holy fucking cope

>>63008208
>>63008270
>>63008292
I had a Minecraft stream on the other day and Mumei admitted to not knowing what a yaoi paddle was, despite knowing what glomping was.

So it's more likely than you think, like centipedes in your vagina.

>>63008311
>But who cares
3rd Worlders on the catalog care very deeply about people they supposedly don't watch

>>63008270
>A lot of people don't know what the term yaoi means
he's an anime man, anon

>>63008208
Ok but bullet's trajectory curves with gravity, so that nigga is super gay because you can't beat gravity.

>>63008311
They need to keep the illusion that anyone can become an idol and that auditions are fair.

>>63008311
>who cares
catalogapes, /#/trannies, and the globalbabies

>>63008208
There's no way a man his age wasn't aware of the yaoi paddle era. He knows. He's pretending.

>>63008341
More people these days probably know what omegaverse is and know what doujins are before they know what yaoi is. The turning tides of sexual degeneracy online are weird.

>>63008370
yaoi paddle is a con specific cringe, glomping was popular internet speak

>>63008370
what the fuck is yaoi paddle

>>63008208
I am yet to meet a straight weeb that doesn't know what yaoi is either lmao. boku no pico put yaoi on the map dude. That said, Goldie was probably joking

>>63008208
how are you gonna get into holostars and befriend your oshi if you can't even lie for comedic value, anon

>>63008456
>people these days
Not everyone lurks on the fujoshi corners of the internet.

>>63008542
Now that that's on my mind, do you think flayon would get in trouble if he read the boku copypasta

>>63008208
it's kayfabe

>>63008462
*hits you with these so hard your spine fractures* X3

>>63008208
Not knowing what Yaoi is doesnt suddenly make changes to your genetics you know.

>>63008311
>who cares
management since he got bonked and the stream was privated. personally, it's tactless to put the talent that helped you on hot water by saying shit like that

>>63008434
I am very certain that ruze had no holo connections at all considering his PL was a literal who.

We used to have a yaoi man in our local convention, he was one of the daki sellers and would constantly loudly yell "YAOI" to attract fujos. He got enough complaints I think and isn't allowed to do that anymore

>>63008193
Borb love!
>Banzoin
KEK

Fujo cope

why are tourists incapable of comprehending speech beyond the absolute most superficial face value?

>>63008592
Nta, I was hit with one of these back then...I still feel a slight twinge of terror when I see this picture.

>>63008638
KEK

>>63008638
kek based

>>63008638
Holy shit a literal yaoi hawker

https://twitter.com/kadeart/status/1726654836106809414
Gibby's mama being protective is cute

Do tiy tgubj tgat rex wukk get oerns fir star rauk

>>63008383
>3rd Worlders
Ya no, my 3rd world ass literally just woke up to get ready for leaders stream, burgers need to start owning up to stuff.

>>63008208
Nigga he's literally only had one proper stream. If he's gay, bi or straight you'll know with time and who gives a shit what his sexuality is anyways? You dudebros sure care a lot about whether another man likes dick or not

>>63008803
I agree!

>>63008454
>>63008542
>>63008585
>pretending
>joking
>kayfabe
He sounded serious about not knowing what it meant. And I don't know how that ties into his lore so that it would be "kayfabe".

>>63008311
While anyone who knows anything about Holo(Or like 99% of corpos really) wasn't really surprised by this, I doubt management wants him saying it out loud. It's probably not as big a yab as the catalog may think, but it is pretty retarded that he didn't know better

Need Ruze lewdz in my life

>>63008803
type normally you fucking woman

>>63007740
I can't imagine how devastated Axel's going to be when Jerry finally passes. Fuck man, I just want him to be happy. While I'm not an Axelotl myself I can see why Axelotlprime kept up the habit for as long as they did, he's just an overall good natured and inspiring guy, unfiltered retardation notwithstanding. I hope things start to look up for him soon.

>>63008777
Still very pleasantly surprised that a massive artist became a mama. Great job on cover's part, honestly.

>>63008857
>>63008844

>>63008803
>chinese game
what do u think

i hope jurard starts SC begging so i can call him jewrard

>>63008454
Aside of Angel Beats, the anime he listed are post yaoi paddle era. and even Angel Beats was when yaoi paddles were being banned from cons

>>63008777
why does she draw herself as the Touch Detective mushroom

>>63007740
Why would you say that...

>>63008983
jewtard…

I thought Jerry was a dog desu

>>63008844
>WHO CAREEES
Oh I don't know maybe the ones who can't shut up about every boy being gay for some reason? Everyone in Tempus gets called gay all the time here, but saying that they aren't makes you scream "who cares about sexuality"

>>63008844
>dudebros
The ones that usually bring their sexuality up are femnoids, personally as a "dudebro" idgaf.

>>63008983
Jewtard is right there.

>>63008803
I hope not, it's not that fun to watch.

https://x.com/octavio_holo/status/1726745260179816500
does this little navy nigga think he can win me over with HQ pandering? because if so it’s working

>>63009235
Why is he so yellow

>>63008311
He keeps bragging about it and is an asshole in general, dude just loves ragebaiting and making a fool of himself because he's an attention whore.
>every job prefers hiring based on references from co-workers?
When the employee you recommended does something stupid it will also look bad on you, probably Ollie will get bonked as well.

>>63009077
>>63009081
Cool story faggots. Personally, I'm a straight man so I don't speculate about whether other men like sucking dick or not but that's just me. You do you.

>>63009272
>

>>63009272
I hope you DIE he's PERFECT THE WAY HE IS

>>63009235
i don't think ruze know would know how to braid..

I'm watching the debuts now
How long till Ruze has to change his voice?

>>63008208
this is like when bettel pretended not to know what bl was even though he read it out as boys love

>>63009346
Allegedly, never.
Personally, two weeks.

>>63009346
He's always used this voice, so never.

So, is the Fortnite collab cancelled again?

>>63009346
He can actually talk like that for hours without losing it so it is his natural voice.

>>63009382
wait what stream lmao. i am very curious

>>63009427
probably, but this time it’s bettel’s fault

>>63009502
Can't wait to see what is happening to Altare next week

>>63009427
bettel probably just won't have his pov

So, is the podcast cancelled for good?

>>63009581
he'll publicly announce his hatred for flips

>>63009346
A month

>>63009427
I don't know, maybe this is a sign that maybe they shouldn't collab with the wigger

>>63008909
i lost my own older male cat from the same type of cancer. being able to talk about it openly and celebrate the life of your pet really does help with the grieving process, so i think axel will work through it just fine. i appreciate him leaning on membership and keeping us in the loop, there'll be a huge outpouring of love to comfort him when the time does come. i'm jp dekinai but hearing him saying neko-chan daijoubu on the asmr zatsu was so sweet.

i miss bettel already

i’m curious, who do you think will change the most from debut in within the next few months?

>>63009292
Nice deflection attempt, but you will never be a man.

>>63009692
It's what killed Magni after all.

Ruze love!

>>63009346
Never

>>63009725
Octavio will become menhera before next summer.

>>63009725
Jurard is the only one I can see changing in any way, the other three seem very stable. Maybe Ruze will change his voice a little bit but that's it.

>>63009725
rex, definitely. octavio may change a little too, but i'm not sure.

>>63009496
pretty sure it was in his coffee zatsu last week

>>63009725
Ruze will knock his camera off while painting models showing his face and brotuberfags can finally fuck off for good.

>>63009725
rex will be undergoing an alteration surgery to permanently muffle his vocal cords soon so i vote him

>>63009926
Keep coping, sister

>>63009725
goldbullet will unfortunately pass away on april 8th, 2024

>>63009292
Post cock with timestamp

>>63009725
Jurard probably, he seems to be the one kayfabing the hardest, and kayfabe usually mellows out with time. I could see him going the same path that Ollie did, super hyperactive kayfabe initially, but becoming less exaggerated over time.

Doesn't Rex have a stream in two hours, where is he
did "scheduled guerrilla stream" mean he's just gonna post the waiting room 10 minutes before

>>63010149
it's... tomorrow?

Can't wait to hear leader call people niggers for using riot shield!

>>63010227
no it's not, it's tuesday 11am jst

>>63010260
Will flower senpai join? (on both the game and calling people slurs)

>>63008311
Takolites...

LEADER ON THE TELLY

>>63010371
>no link
nigger

Which of the new boys will start their side hustle back up after 6 months?

>>63010371
Why are you such a LAZY WHORE?

>>63010260
if thats you VMS HIIIIIIIIII

>>63009346
The chicken still has it on 3 years going, I don't doubt the bezerker will be the same

>>63010300
I hope so, it would be so cute hearing him go "nee-gah~"

wtf is this asset he's using?

>>63010471
she dropped it hard when she went on her twitter space rant about how shit en management is

DEMON ON THE TELLY
https://youtu.be/48I8aQwtLyk
https://youtu.be/48I8aQwtLyk
https://youtu.be/48I8aQwtLyk

TOTW LOVE!

https://youtube.com/shorts/-Y87bWT7_Os?si=DTzZw7ocyOsu045m

>>63010457
Not him! He usually posts art with the filename starting with IMG.

Someone tell Altare to stop using his stream frame thing

>throwing a fit over someone asking for tips for a job that you really want
If you've never done this then you're either a liar or an unemployed neet.

>>63010572
>overlay
my eyes

>>63010471
>>63010540
hlgg is over there

>>63010276
and what day do you think today fucking is? silly anon :3

>>63010572
Overlays always look like shit

what the fuck not 1, but 3 check boxes?

>>63010715
it's tuesday in japan and philippines, retard

>>63010715
...Anon, it's already Tuesday in Japan. It's 9am there

>>63010276
I'm pretty sure he's been following the pst times so it's happening Wednesday jst

>>63008803
I really thought this was Indonesian

CHECK OUT THE TEMPUS VN

>>63010661
>NEETs don't understand how job interviews work
what a shock

>>63008777
Aww

>>63010775
oh.

>>63010795
sasuga shilltare!

rate the homo pride flags

>>63010829
armis > uproar > holostars > tempus

>>63010829
>5 different reds overall

>>63009926
Why would his face matter to a brotuberfag?

git gud regis, use proper equipment

>>63009660
He seems to love Octavio though

>vod got privated
heh

>>63011008
why doesnt he play the campaign?

>>63011051
slowpoke chama..
>>63011086
idk, send him a sc asking it

cute leader

aw, altare’s embarrassed about being called daisenpai. cute kek

>>63011086
the mw3 campaign is dogshit

>>63010276
Tuesday 6pm PST though?

finishing Ruze's streams he's everything I wanted from a homo and more thank you cover

What is altares weapon again? magic?

>>63011268
Ruze is the straightest person in this fucking company

>>63010661
That’s the funniest part. It’s literally the first thing an employment agency will tell you to do if you want a job

If Altare wants to use an overlay he should get a new one that isn't so offensive... but better yet just don't

>>63011268
If he DM’s for the boys his campaigns are gonna go crazy

>>63011358
>homostuck enjoyer
>did an impression of the bi lispy one
ok

>>63011374
Would be fine if it was dark blue like the demon prince version of altare

>>63011086
Campaign is unironically Warzone open world with tiny missions separated by cutscenes. Complete shit.

>>63011352
In lore? Gunsaber/magic

>>63011268
Go back, retard

>>63011352
His cock

>>63011051

>>63011362
my current job tells me to do that lol

>>63011352
Rape

Animation with sound
https://twitter.com/akeemi_chan/status/1726731643920986242

>>63010661
I didnt, i called my friend in HR and got in.

>>63011661
Oh

>>63011661
amazing

>>63011661
kek

>>63011661
wow o7

>>63010661
If anything I think the one who'd get in trouble is the insider because who knows, maybe some of the information they gave is a company secret or something

>>63011661
KEK

>>63011661
I... I thought....

>>63011393
Yeah his high standards will probably need to be met though so I don't see it being half-assed, and will probably stick to one-shots at first to get his rhythm before building a world. I can see him getting bored of a campaign that runs for a long time though, since scheduling can sometimes make a three week campaign turn into three months out of the blue. Honestly he might be better suited to systems other than dnd, he should look into blades in the dark.
>>63011473
lmao

I thought Ruze would be gold or brass, not red

kek

>>63011996
His name is literally Crimzon

>>63011996
>crimzon

>>63011661
This is well done but kek

>throws grenade
>silence

would weed fix jurard

>>63012218
It kept Vesper stable

>>63011051
someone must have at least some screen shots, i wanna see their hands!!

Why is cod so shit now with all the money it makes

>>63012269
Japan arc...

kek

>>63011086
Cucked remake of thad MW2 from 2009. Its not even worth a playthrough

Someone should make an fps with only one type of gun and no customization
I can't keep up

He's FINALLY watching the only good isekai

>>63012792
Ratz: Instagib

>>63012884
overlord slander

>>63012884
And that is?

I'm still worried for Jurard

why is he looking uglier than usual?

>>63013013
I'm a bit worried too, he hasn't tweeted yet nor put up the waiting room for his stream

>>63012966
No Overlord is grossly overrated
>>63012998
Grimgar

>>63013013
manesan killed him, you have to move on

>>63013013
I dislike him but I'm honestly hoping that they discover internally that it's nothing big at all because I'd rather keep him around than have the rest of the boys deal with the morale hit. I didn't like Vesper either (I did like Magni though) but it was painful watching HQ pick themselves up after what happened.

>>63013049
You're used to the pretty boys of Armis now

>>63011233
>>63013086

>>63013089
Ehhh I'm more of a faraway paladin guy myself

>>63013013
What's up with him? Did all the hate take a hit?

>>63013126
I suppose it depends on how much help he received with the interview process, whether it be just being shared general tips or questions to expect, or if they practiced sleeper phrases and quicktime events to ensure 100% completion and the bonus cinematic.

he's so dumb

>>63013210
Yes, in 1:15h? Cause the oshi talk and GOI streams happened on Monday JST, and today's stream is happening on Tuesday JST.

>>63013277
>>63013126
I'm just so confused why he thought that would be a cool thing to bring up and talk about. And if it was just getting interview tips (completely valid) why use terms like insider and shit?

>>63013250
No. He said said something yab in the stream that he privated it.

>>63013277
His next stream is scheduled pretty soon so we should have some kind of information by then.

>>63013359
he's retarded please andastand...

>>63013086
I'm pretty sure he's actually streaming from SEA, so he's probably just been asleep this whole time. It's like 8am there.

Axel has shown his whole head during a stream and he’s fine just calm your tits, jewtard is gonna be fine

>>63013473
I mean yeah, he's probably sleeping still, but why would he put up the stream so early then

>>63013502
because it's a guerrilla stream, he'll wake up and stream

>>63013320
You're retarded

>>63013359
He said it in the worst possible way, I couldn't believe it

>>63013374
No waiting room yet. Probably already suspended at worst, or told not to do stream at best. If he's in flipland, then there is plenty of time to do his waiting room. It's still 8:53am in flipland as of typing this

kek why is he like this

>>63013359
Probably thought it would be a funny heeheehaha bit but then he got discord spammed by his manager that made him realized that he fucked up

I want to be 8pm lunch...

>>63013671
He'll be fine dude. If he was in any serious trouble he wouldn't have promised to upload the edited VOD later.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZV8PBTdmaQ

>infinite ammo
how are you even going to make this interesting?

>>63013499
Two very different situations, most axelotls know Axel's rm anyway

>>63013906
sounds like a zatsu with the game as background

>>63013906
he has 1 hour to play the game

>>63013906
I like when the calm guy goes unhinged. He only has an hour so this is a good idea imo

jutard has to do mandatory throat training before he's allowed to stream again, so he'll know better than to open his mouth unnecessarily

rested leader~

>>63013666
he has a way of wording thing the worst possible way, like the oshiletter for pekora wouldn't have been so bad if it was just edited a little

>>63014125
remember when Hakka was forced to change "lovely" to "talented" or something yet this is allowed

>no waiting room up
uh oh is this the magnoir art collab situation again

>>63014216
They did that collab, though?

>>63014188
god i forgot about that kek

>>63014216
it was supposed to be a "scheduled guerrilla" so maybe just like a guerrilla he'll put it up 10 minutes before

>>63014243
You're so funny, I hope you do stand up

Tourists alternating between gagging and bouncing on Altare's cock for each post they make

>>63014251
I remember the Magni's Cake game stream where he convinced chat and Shinri that he was an evolution denier

He just retweeted he’s fine

>>63014334
why do the tourists get the good stuff...

>>63014316
Thanks!

>>63014251
Magni's mother really loves him, this was so sweet. I wonder what she thinks about all of it...

>>63014402
Lock that nigga back in the box

I want Altare to mention his sex dungeon around Jurard so we can get art of him chained up down there.

>>63014453
Just another disappointment with him dropping out of stuff, she should be used to it

>>63014402
Free him

>>63014334
TToTT

>>63014334
I'm jealous ToT

>>63014188
and then towa herself qrt-ed the song with a kiss emoji kek

>>63014387
That was one of the best bits and he make it convincing enough to fool Shin kek

"You can't get away from me, I look at chat too much"

>>63014606
I'm almost tempted to NPC in chat

>>63014453
>that stream where he complained about tummy hongry and she made a sandwich and had his dad drive it over

Ruze is so cool...!!!

Shotguns are a cop out

>>63014753
I want to tussle his hair

>>63013906
Have you never watch a speedrun before?

What time are Altare's meetings again?

i didn't see that one coming...

Altare gaming with the French...

KEK CHEATER

>>63014753
I want to nibble his ears

What is my man doing

>>63006695
>ARMIS
Is that a new gen? wtf

>apology video

Altare original song drop...

>>63015079
where have you been anon

>ARMIS
>Is that a new gen? wtf

can you imagine being gone for a month and coming back to 4 new boys

>>63015107
That would be hilarious

>>63015206
watch streams

>>63014402
>artist is a holofag
Of cause it is

>>63015206
dramafag

>>63015228
>>63015257
The absurdity of it is what makes the thought of it funny

That sound he made kek

>>63015235
watch streams

>>63015304
we said watch streams retard

>>63015135
Camping, why didn't they announce it a month earlier? fuck

>>63015344
Altare in the background chill

>>63015235
aren't they most known for drawing bettel here

>>63015200
I don't even need to imagine it because it's exactly why I came back to edit the pastebin template.

>>63010661
also I hate to break the illusion people have that Hololive auditions are like American Idol or some shit but I guarantee they constantly get auditions from people who already have friends in the company. It's an incestuous industry.

Oh Bettel...

Jurard is awake and is back to retweeting stuff. I guess he's fine

>>63015398
lynnear is one of the big names that bettel has turned to for commissioning stuff for his streams, but they've always been into all holo

cute

>>63015511
https://twitter.com/_lynnear/status/1699622370670219486

>>63007626
I'm sorry. I'll do better tomorrow.

didn't Altare kill himself in front of Miyabi?

>>63015615
https://twitter.com/_lynnear/status/1712094687375528091

Altare is ChiefQueef

kek

https://twitter.com/ShinriOOC/status/1726080512152772658
Would you listen to breakcore with him?

>>63015792
This isn't ShinriOOC...

>>63015703
That was Temma.

holy kek the slander

is bettel ok? did i miss something?

That's not a good way to practice at all...
Please get a coach

kyubey octavio TOT

>>63015995
I broke his anus, he's in the hospital, sorry

So what the fuck did Jurard actually do?

>>63015792
As an unironic breakcore fan, yes
https://youtu.be/3vguEVIWcWg?si=lgM7QQjOmmnkRPjU
https://youtu.be/qS7IXi4NCtc?si=P9Z9VFJZag5MLK0A
https://youtu.be/qiSN63G_yEo?si=5MpAaPahNticGqTt

>>63016100
be a retard

that giggle

>>63015995
He's dealing with some personal shit at the moment and seems extra stressed about it.

>>63016100
>Knew someone in the company who gave him some interview tips
>Drops this info on stram in the worst way possible
>I HAD AN INSIDER IN THE COMPANY
>manesan freaks out, vod gets privated

>>63016100
Grazed Altare's dick with his teeth while he was sucking it.

>valorant
FUCKING STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

>>63015995
I'm blackmailing him for feet pics it's been hard on him

>>63016100
phrased something innocent in the most provocative way possible and made manesan panic the fuck out in livechat and discord
https://youtu.be/6MkITCWLm8o

He's finally tired of playing counter strike. Thank god.

that's no good fps games right now, golden age is over

CS2 let altare down...

>>63016326
Wish we got to see more of this trio.

>>63016228
oh ok, for a moment i though it was the injure you got during the Grimlord stream, hope he is ok

>>63016362
it let everyone down. but it's still better than valo

when will some in starsen play alan wake and alan wake 2 and control

>>63016461
When you akasupa everyone of them.

>>63016461
Control is ass. You can probably get Shinri to play Alan Wake

>>63016440
>everyone
>we
You don't speak for me crybabychama

>>63016116
I prefer breakbeat hardcore, personally.

It doesn't, Altare

>>63016440
At least there are other boys willing to play Valo with him. Watching him play CS2 alone over and over again gets sad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Y87bWT7_Os

>>63016768
that's fair

I just realized
>Crimson Ruze
>Crimson Rouge

His name is fucking Red Red

I really love Goldie and genuinely want to oshi him but I do NOT want to be called a Bubbie lmao

>>63016834
He's really good at these shorts. I actually want to watch them when he puts them out.

>kyo collab tomorrow
fuck...why.....

>>63016867

>>63017172
trust the plan, we'll break Bettel's knees so the collab is cancelled again

>>63017172
>bettel with shoto and mysta
>bettel with kyo and altare
clown man...

>>63017325
impying bettel will be back tomorrow

>>63017172
Well atleast we get Bettel and auban interaction

>>63017325
What's wrong with Altare?

Rex where the fuck is the room
(he's either editing the vod or getting reprimanded)

>>63017444
FAGGOT HES GAY FAG GAY FAG

Altare will seduce your teacher if you get caught watching his stream in class...

>>63017467
He getting corrected this very moment, his asshole will be bleeding for days

>Altare, my teacher is touching me in weird places

>Regis Fathare

>Regis Fartare

>>63017549
Altare's multi-tasking abilities will never cease to amaze me.

>>63017467
He's probably asleep

>>63015511
>Bettel: "Thank you Lynnear"

>>63017778
He was retweeting stuff half an hour ago

>>63017172
oh no... leader's gonna job and then someone's going to bring up korean suicide statistics...

Chances that he just forgot about his "scheduled guerrilla" stream?

https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1725926994549031035?s=46
>https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1725926994549031035?s=46

Its over...

>>63017864
Management doesn't want him to do more "just chatting".

>>63017966
hot

>>63017966
no...

>>63017966
What can I say? He got what he deserved.

>>63017966
can't believe he speedran it. o7 soldier

>>63017966
The meteor got him...

>>63017966
fuck...

>>63017966
Truly a fitting punishment for the crime.

>>63017966
no fucking way

>>63017998
but his zatsu stream went fine? It was the gaming one that he said shit kek

>>63017966
He just fucking debuted

>>63017966
Guess Octavio is the leader now

>>63017966
This was the expected outcome after his latest yab

>>63017966
the insider is next

Do you retards not double check what is fed to you? Even though its believable it doesnt take more than 20 seconds to check.

He just retweeted some more stuff
He might have forgotten about the stream lmao

So, why did Bettel have a panic attack?

>>63018235
rumao look at this retard

>>63017966
sorawrity we got too cocky..

>>63018235

>>63018235
If you're talking about the replies here to the linked tweet then you're silly anon.

>>63018258
What? When did he say that?

>>63017966
the amount of replies to this gave me a fucking heart attack

>>63018235
anon-chama, get your autism checked if you took the replies at face value and missed the joke within a joke

His schedule is confusing because he doesn't mark the difference in dates for the PST and JST times. I think the guerrilla is supposed to follow the PST time, which would be tomorrow.

>>63018262
>>63018309
Ah fuck, I was just so excited to see the stars house burn down and I was really fucking disappointed when it wasn't real.

>>63018235
I didn't need to check jutard, I'm not you

Isn't guerilla stream supposed to be tomorrow?

So no jewtard stream?

>>10145092
KEK

Leader seamlessly shilling the VN. Sasuga.

>>63018457
>>63018482
Stream is supposed to be today but either he forgot or he's busy editing the GOI vod