/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

None, they would first need to start going out of their house and that is their biggest hurdle.
Also, they don't have stamina & are unhealthy as fuck

>>6289715
Probably mr koro.
She is the fittest.

>>6289715
We'll find out today.

>>6289826
Sorry but she "used" to practice Boxing. Not now. Left that scene years ago. Now she is just a troll who lives with her mom & grandma and plays games most of the time.

Coco would make a good goalkeeper

>>6289715
Pekora would be a professional diver

>>6290097
if only she would get her fat ass outside and do a light jogging

>>6290011

>OP asks for vtuber
>Everybody posting holos
Males are biologically better at sports.

He used to be a player.

>>6289715
Coco and kiara. Coco looks like the type of girl who play futsal on weekend and kiara cause she's a yurop AND german

>>6289791
Not all of them are Marine and Luna.

>>6290818
then post your male vtubers instead of complaining like bitch

>>6289826
Nene as well. That idol training wasn't and isn't for nothing.

Kiara might be, but I'm not sure whether she keeps slim by starving for by training, whereas Nene can't shut up about her dancing lessons.

>>6289715
We'll see in a few hours. I'm excited to see the models but please don't job manager-san.

Match is in about 2 hours

>>6289715
>football
it's soccer

>>6293762
Your country is barely older than the game of football, amerilard.

Less than 90 minutes now.

The roster if anyone hasn't seen it.

>>6295008
left or right one?

>>6295085
Left is the starting 11, the right is the bench. But because of how things are, expect some of the bench players to start today because of player conditions.

>>6295100
Damn, I hope I get the chance to see my daughter play today.

>>6295008
How does beatani out of all chuuba got in?

>>6295203
If you didn't realize, the yah general is one of the fastest on the board. She was high up on the roster poll, so she's a starting player.

>>6295240
I guess there's some merit in having the most schizo fans

>>6295008
>No.10
>Kizuna Ai
Based.
>CB
Fucking cringe

Anyone know if we got chants and what they are if so?

>>6289715
Polka, Pikamee, and Okayu would make good Linemen.

>>6295439
You can't see her jersey number anyway, at least not today, she's got a full-body model without a kit.

>>6295008
Coco and Towa have dual loyalties.

>>6295455
The only chants I was able to add, because of how busy I was, were Takeshi, du yu realy belieb, and friend scatman

>>6295008
>>6295525
How exactly does ogey rrat differ from The Narrative?

>>6295670
ogey rrat has an ogey face, mainly.

Soon(tm)

>>6295008
>ogey rrat isn't a striker
I'm kinda sad, but it is for Kaichou

>>6295919
AMF is very important, and the rrat is also a Gold player, meaning they have very high stats, on par with kaichou's

>>6295008
Can't wait to see how this will change when HoloEN 2 drops.

>>6295008
>watamage

oh my god... do you fools not know what you've done..

CAM ON BEATAN SCOAR SAM FACKIN GOALS

>>6295008
>Koopa
>tries to defend
>breaks herself

>not getting Koopa to commentate
Wasted opportunity.

>>6296213
Are you retarded?
How can she commentate if she is playing?

>>6295528
Not even OGEY RRAT?

>>6296255
chants are meant to be around 30ish seconds, so there wasn't much I could do with a 3-4 second clip.

>>6296213
She's trying to distance herself from this place.

>>6296277
Who told you that? Chants can be as short as you want, they just shouldn't be over about 20 seconds

>>6296319
I'll add more for game 2, don't worry.

>>342646552

IKZ

Feels like ages since I've watched this, even though it were 2-3 years.

liv

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

realistically what are our chances of not getting btfo?

>>6296759
not great.

>>6296759
0, it'll be a miracle if we get into the top 32
enjoy the run

let's fucking go

>>6296759
Who the fuck knows we don't even got friendlies to know if we're shit or not!
We could get through as /v/ is retarded and /gd/ is just I don't even know anymore. /soc/ is random. We could somehow stumble into the knockout round by accident!

>>6296773
>>6296778
Why, I thought it was basically random

>>6296759
sora will bless up with a christmas miracle run and then immediately dogshit for the future 5 years but it will be kino this time alone

let#s fucking IKZ

>>6296791
god I want to lick the sweat off that midriff and armpits

>watamage already fucking with stream

i want to see you destroyed

>>6296794
Managers set up different formations and they can make changes during the match.

>>6296847
shut up /gd/

>>6296847
fuck off my board

>Not mention of Bea
If they only knew

>>6295008
>LB Koopa
Inb4 she scores own goal because she hates goslings

this is already what I hoped for and more

non /vt/ here, but good luck on your first match, lads.

Where can I gamble on this boys?

>>6296996
In the /vg/ general but you're late for today.

>>6296996
check the /vg/ thread

Pottery

SCORE SOEM FACKIN GOALs

WATAMELON BALL

>every EN besides Amelia is on the roster

Why is this roster so shit

>>6297079
Gosling is the Ame rep

>>6297079
She's the manager.

>>6297086
teams are supposed to be an accurate representation of their boards

you are cheering for your daughter in the stream 4chan cup stream right?

Wow, we already have models

>>6289715
Hololive SAKKA team when?

KAM ON FUBUKI

OH NONONONONONO

this is not good

welp

GOD DAMNIT GOSLING

>red gk
>orange defense

SACK THE MANAGER

2-0

It's over

GOSLINGGGGGG

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

BROS WTF IS HAPPENING

oh nononono

fuck

/vt/ubers always finish last

first cup first spoon

we fucking suck

I blame Koopa

Soda...

SODA CHANNNN

what the fuck ref?!?!?

>>6297462
XD

It's kiara's fault

KAICHOU DID IT

I LOVE THIS BITCH

I LOVE THIS BITCH

YO AMO A LA COCO

LETS GO /VT/ SCORE SOME FUCKIN GOALS

Shuba when?

ogey rrat will score next

1(1)

OGEY

>>6297669
WIZARD!

OGEY RRAT

>>6297669
You called it

>>6297669
A FUCKING PROPHET!!!

MOST DANGEROUS RRAT

OGEYYYYYYYY

>>6297669
TELL ME YOUR SECRETS MAGE

>>6297669

https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1413554885274963971

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

FUCK

It's over bros...

>>6297775
Can we replace her with Comrade Botanski?

DID U RELE BELEEB?

FBK...

>>6289715

>Judas clip
>immediately concede a goal
pottery

>>6297855
this would be great as a chant

lmao , she is watching

next goal by Nenechi

Coco because she's tall, Polka because she has alot of mass, and Temma because he at least used to hit women.

>>6297895
close

>3-2
not like this...

Manager have you ever seen them ATTACK? Fucking embrace the /m/ style of ALL ATTACK FOREVER

>>6297895
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

NENENENENENENENENENE

>>6297895
HOW!

SHINING GOD GALAXY BABY NENE

>>6297895
YES YES YES

>>6297895

>>6297895
Su...sugoi...

>>6297895

>>6297895
FUCKING WIZARD!!!!

>>6297895
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

THIS HAS BEEN A FUCKING ROLLERCOASTER

>>6297895
bruh

>>6297895
based physic anon strikes again

>>6297895
*laughter stops*

>>6297895
MAGIC IS NOT REAL

NENENENEENNENNENENENNENENENNENENENENNENENNENENENNENENENNENENNENENENENNENENNENENENNENENENNENENNENENENENNENENNENENENNENENENNENENNENENENENNENENNENENENNENENENNENENNENENENENNENENNENENENNENENENNENE

>>6297895
>>6297669
Rigged.

Great game, thanks manager-san!

BENCH FUBUKI

>>6297870
>Bea standing next to Shadow
She's definitely enjoying the show

She gets away with all warcrimes.

Will Soda ever play again?

What was Fubuki's rating?

>>6297669
>>6297895
what's the rrat here?

Good start

Imagine doubting Nene

>>6298205
career ending

This is your team's wiki page: https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//vt/ it has upcoming matches and other info

>>6297895
EXPLAIN THIS MIKOLER

>>6298205
She'll be fine next match

Also how the fuck did Fubuki get a better rating than Watamage? Fubuki was a sieve. Watamage actually did her job

Holy fuck, lads. We didn't win, but we did less as bad as I thought we would.

See you all in 8 days when /vt/ takes on /gd/.

Well we didn't get btfo so theres that

>>6298297
We're undefeated. What other team can claim the same?

>barely managed to scrape by with 5 saves and every on-target ball flying into the net

step up, senpai

Nene fucking saved that game for /vt/, just scraping a point for the Team

>>6298297
We went from 2-0 down after 20 minutes with a player crippled to a 3-3, you did alright.

>>6298319
/soc/

>>6298297
Pretty good game, cant believe we had a really ded in the first 25 minutes AND without a card against /soc/

I kneel to Doxxbeats. he really pulled his weight

>>6298297
skype needs to be gutted

Anybody got a link to that intro we got? That was kino.

>>6298386
/soc/ is 34-13-34

>>6298386
/soc/'s an ancient team, they've lost plenty

>>6298297
You have to do something about the midfield and defense, we won't always have a keeper in top condition

>>6298297
All things considered you did well, no one could have expected one of your players being literally killed

>>6298491
now this is a nice screenshot

>>6298491
LETSS GOOOO

>>6298297
Great match desu

>>6298319
/vrpg/, /vm/ and /vst/

Is someone editing the /vt/ page on the wiki?

>>6298536
/vst/ lost.

>>6298297
Good times, friend. Thanks for the effort

>>6298543
If one of the wiki people doesn't, I'll get it in a bit.

>>6298546
Friendlies don't count.

>>6298467
I refuse to believe that there are people on /vt/ who don't know Shiny Smily Story.

Need to make sure the fox never steps on the pitch again. Absolutely useless.

>>6298297
That was genuinely an entertaining game

>>6298623
Cope.

>>6298632
Considering the amount of chat I saw calling it Kirameki... it was quite amusing

>>6298632
That's not what I'm talking about retard, I meant the 4ccup recap we got at the start of the stream.

>>6298674
Anonchama... Your board culture reps...

>>6298297
Thanks, but also
FILL OUT THE WIKI PAGE FOR FUTURE COMMENTATORS

>>6298297
Them debut nerves

>>6298297
based, it was a fun game

we need sonic on our team bros, he's a vtuber

>>6298674
anon...

>>6298710
Commentators are supposed to be people that are either from the board or at least know it. Neither of them should've been on for this match.

>>6298890
Well someone did explain ogey rrat at the start.

>>6295008
>Kiara is not even starting 11
Did people who voted were from this board? because I don't think they have seen regular Kiara board wipes.

bea did ok!

>>6298890
Not every time do we get people who knows what the fuck is going on everytime. Available commentators aren't always knowledgeable about board culture. It's also for viewers.

>>6289715
Right here

>>6299019
The starting 11 change depending on the random starting condition they are given

>>6299019
>Ame isn't even on the roster
>Kiara just played the entire match and Kiarafags still find a way to complain

>>6299093
Invite her to Commentate on /vt/ friendlies

Since we have a thread up, do we have drawfags here that would like to draw some /vt/ team art? So far, all that exists is the Pekora art recolor posted above.

>>6298890
One of them knew the board.

what was the formation like?

>>6299235
it was ogey

>>6299235
a 4-2-1-3

>>6299019
>Did people who voted were from this board?
No way. Every player is the most surface level bullshit about a chuuba or flat stolen from /hlg/.

>>6299093
What did she think about that penalty shot awarded to England late in that game?

>>6299201
>knowing ogey rrat = knowing /vt/

>>6299283
Bea is neither of those

Will Holofightz Shuba get play time in the future?

>>6299489
More than likely, but I do need to let you know up front: she didn't get a good model so she's just a picture of a duck on a slightly more swole anime girl body

>>6299489
The only one that's pretty much never going to get to play is Gura because some goddamn genius made her an AMF backing up a gold.

>>6299404
He knew the basics, knew that pride was Suisei, knew that Nene was the important part of Super Amazing etc. knew why Gosling was there, knew that Furry Friend was FBK, from what I remember. He might not have known the board well but he knew it enough, you aren't going to get board regulars for every board and shouldn't expect it.

>>6299542
You know the formation can change, right? The manager can take a timeout and move one of the midfielders up to be subbed out for a AMF.

>>6299519
Is Meds Lamy?
I'm honestly surprised there's no Delta/Aloe.

>>6299298
She's a purely neutral sports fan

Also fuck that refball

>>6299656
Desc is Lamyflu
Although Meds easily could have been Haato/Haachama

We'll probably get a better team built after this cup

>>6299298
She said that penalty was bullshit, but on the whole England probably played better in the 2nd half/extra time so the result wasn't underserved (paraphrased).

I recall hlg having its own team separate from /jp/
Shouldn't we try to have an inter /vt/ league?

>>6299590
Okay so Gura MIGHT get to be an out of position sub for a match? Brilliant mate, you've fucking cracked it.

>>6300005
>out of position
Again, the formation could be changed to a 4-1-2-3, instead of a 4-2-1-3, with 2 AMFs and one CMF back.

You can change player positions.

>>6299943
That would require multiple teams that can field 22/23 players.

>>6299943
That would be a good way to see a couple quality players actually make the roster.

Hope we get some quality art from this.

>>6299943
Why does a general get their own team

>>6300192
/hlg/ is a fake team. They play in invitationals and shit. There's nothing preventing anyone from making whatever fake team they want.

>>6299943
>>6300192
It's a team that can only play unofficial invitationals unlike /jp/

Watamage were atrocious, huge space gap between defense and CM line, barely any help for CBs. At some attacks Peko put more defensive work than sheep who aimlessly chilled around mid-zone. Nene was super good.

>>6300245
>>6300259
All the same, we should make more fake teams now to have an inner league now that HoloZ is on a break. HSM2VJ
Niji vs Holo is where the shit is going to get heated.

The /vt/ teams needs shitty remixes of some of the songs. Just having a generic pop song doesnt work so well.

>>6300409
Sounds like fun let's do it

>>6300440
I know there's a remix of the takeshi vid

>>6300068
Niji, Holo, VShoujo, Western indies and small agency, Japanese indies and small agency.

>>6300608
You could also break Holo and Niji into the individual branches. EN, ID, JP etc. If you're really desperate you could even do it by generation.

>>6299562
R.Ratman commentator when

>>6300692
Anon, you need at least 11 players to make a football team.

>>6300744
Is rratman still active?

>>6300778
>>6298883

>>6300771
If your thread hasn't produced at least 11 memes over its entire lifetime then just fucking pack it in

>>6300278
She's also pretty bad at wrestling, that why she uses magic to try and even the playing field

Shes still draws dimes though youtube.com/watch?v=zys8Qdez4G0

>>6300825
beat me to it

>>6300440
What kind were you thinking about?

>>6300771
3 Holoteams of 22 players each, which gives 52 vtubers plus 14 meme characters to fill.
One Niji team, one Jp indie, and one Western Indie team.
This should be enough for a small league

>>6301020
I mean, Watame Kojo is fine, but even then it could be remixed to be more ear-rape and faster. I don't mind the Shiny Smily Story, but even that could have like remix of different chuubas singing it. Something like that, keep it fast, keep it funny. The point is not to flex on anyones singing skills, its to make the chat laugh.

>>6301084
Forgot to add, something like Mikoboat, Marine egg roll and Noel version of king could be fun.

>>6301039
It would be very easy to do if there was interest. I think people are under the misconception that 1 player = 1 chuuba and that's not the case. Players can be representative of meta memes about vtubing or management. It doesn't have to be a vtuber.

>>6301530
What else are >we going to do on HoloZ time slot now?
Pretty sure people are looking for something to fill the void and every thread has at least 22 memes.

>>6300608
>>6300692
It's doable.
Off the top of my head:
>Hololive JP
>Hololive EN
>Hololive ID
>Holostars
>Nijisanji JP
>Nijisanji ID
>Nijisanji EN
>774inc
>Vsingers
>Vshojo
>PRISM Project
>Phase Connect
>Tsunderia
>Wactor
>Japanese Indies
>Western Vtubers
>SEA Vtubers
Hololive-Nijisanji El Clasico when

>>6301905
>I forgot about the homos
I'm ashamed of myself

>>6301905
If even half of those could field a team that's enough for a tourney

>>6301905
/yah/ could shit out an entire team on its own desu

>>6302010
Chuubabowl

>>6301905
>Every thread should have an inner league and then the Champions go for the cup.

I would just drop vtubers entirely and just watch this.

It's time to go home /vt/

>>6299943
I call /mori universe/

Coco's playing for /jp/

>>6301905
Get this idea:
A full team of Towa misspellings

>>6302683
Twapi...

>>6302683
Tworres...

>>6302683
A /towa/ would definitely be towable.

>>6302683
>>6302803
With a sprinkle of Nose... and Sio...('s fat ass)

>>6302683
Twonaldo...

>>6302010
>Beatani
>Chihiro
>Listenerchan
>RemoteKid
>ConcernDad
>Hobodad/Autism
>Oil Balon
>Grey(s)
>Gyaru mom
>Furrymod
>Groomer

Indeed

>>6302683
Totinos...

Don't forget to include pekora's mom in a team guys

>>6301905
I made this for /hlgg/ back in February. Very outdated, but it's easy to make a team from these threads.

>>6290178
That shit's from like early-mid 2020. You really think she still practices it?

>>6303278
>Kaniko
>Bear dad
>Tails
>Shaymin

/jp/ won their game

>/jp/ won

>Peckers, Kaichou and Towa on two different teams
It's way too funny. Imagine a /vt/ vs /jp/ match

>>6304790
/vt/ wins and Gosling scores a goal

>>6304417
Did Towa or Coco play?

>>6304790
I think it's kinda shitty actually. They shouldn't be playing central roles in 2 different teams when actual topics of discussion on this board ride the bench.

>>6304991
both did

>>6304991
both

>>6299680
>purely neutral
she said she wants italy to beat england in the final

>>6305299
based

>>6305299
She said she thinks Italy will beat England.

Again, the next match is on the 17th. It should be the second match of the day then.

>>6302832
Sio...

>>6302010
Honestly veetee could have it's own tournament with the different threads and their own memes.

>>6305001
Bro we have had tournaments where like 4 teams had Homura on the team or some shit technically /tv/ could have Ryan Gosling as well...

>/tv/
>/vt/

R-rats what the fuck is this!

>>6307335
It's more about the fact that they're all in central positions on this team when they're not discussed here that much meanwhile EN doesn't get to play.

>>6307335
>technically /tv/ could have Ryan Gosling as well...
They do, he's Real Human Being, playing as silver captain this cup

>>6307810
Ryan gosling multiverse team when?

>>6307841
Be the change you want to see in the world
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//ag/_League_666:_Ride_to_Hell
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki/Talk:/ag/_League_666:_Ride_to_Hell

>>6289715
I totally forgot this was a thing, not sure if is still live but hopefully someone can upload it to youtube or something.

Flare, if Noel's tits didnt slap her everytime she sprints it would be her. I am still better than them by a huge margin by virtue of being a male south american, though.

>>6308194
All divegrass gets archived here nowadays, you just need to wait for the matchday to end, plus one hour for the uploading
https://implying.fun/

>>6308642
https://implying.fun/video/4ccwc/2021-07-09/2/?t=12:42.0

By the way. Next weekend our group is up here is the rooting guide. Obviously /veetee/ winning is best.

After that though we want /v/ to absolutely slaughter /soc/.

Best case scenario we win, /v/ win by big numbers.
Okay we win and /v/draws.
Bad we draw/lose and /v/ wins.
Really bad we lose and /v/ draws.
Final Yab we lose and /soc/ wins.