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Next Stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoTxTLec1-U

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SEX WITH SHIORI COSPLAYER

I love my wife Shiorin~

SHIORI CUTE

i'm shiori

>>62839042
W*fe Loicense?

Don't tell me to kys, I just like princess Shiori.

Pagely reminder that Shiori is the cutest.

FUCK YOU FOR NOT DELIVER IT
AT LEAST SAY SOMETHING BEFORE YOU GONE YOU FUCKING BITCH

>>62839122
Next time edit the picture then, kill yourself

>>62839231
skill issue

>>62839231
>>62839323
I need a gf like this...

>>62839122
I like his artstyle, why he had to be a hard shioraven shipper...

>これは片想いけど、俺はシオリのことがまだ世界の誰よりも愛している!
>いつもシオリのことが考えている!
>シオリのために俺を全部犠牲にする!
>俺のゴスなシオリ姫の可愛い声がいつも好きだ!
>永遠にシオリのそばにいてる!
>俺の空想にシオリと子供を作るために、シオリといつも手を握って、ラブラブエッチする!

Shiori, mən səni sevirəm!

>>62839418
My assumption is it's a she. Shioraven mamaloni.

Sleepy Saturday

>>62840172
Weak

>>62840172
Pulling an allnighter to watch the cooking stream today. Thank Shisus it's Saturday to Sunday. I'm probably going to hate myself all week for this but whatever.

It's happening, bros. I can feel it. I can control my soul after a few moments of trance and entering the realm of dreams and spirits. My astral projection is about to go its way to the AnimeNYC Advent Panel without even paying the tickets. THIS IS THE RUN.

it's not okay

>>62840490
I'm okay, I'm okay, I'm okay now (I'm okay, now)
But you really need to listen to me
Because I'm telling you the truth
I mean this, I'm okay! (Trust me)

ACTIVITY

>>62840673
WHERE

>>62840713
She RT'd the event thing

SHIORI CUTE

Is there another VR chat thing again today?same link?

>>62841137
No this is exclusively for those that attend this time.

>>62841137
>* hololive English -Advent- NYC Invasion will be taking place on-site at the Special Events Hall (Reservation required)
sadly no

I'll let it blow over for an hour or two

SHIORI A CUTE

I love my goth w*fe, Shiorin

The November 2023 Monthly Novella is:
>[Lewis Carroll] Alice in Wonderland (108p)

READ ME:
>https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/11
>https://librivox.org/alices-adventures-in-wonderland-by-lewis-carroll-4/

Discussions will open next month. If you've finished it already, check out other recommendations in the poal:
>https://poal.me/uhyptq

>>62841823
Do you have the previous poal?

>>62841944
https://poal.me/1o7eqr

>>62841978
Thank you.

Since it's somewhat on-topic right now.
Do you guys take ages to cook including ingredient prep?
A 20 minute meal turns into almost an hour because of the ingredient prep for me, unsure if it's me being slow or if it's how it is for everyone.

>>62842399
It depends on what I do but yeah. Most of the time I spend 30 minutes to 1 hour on simple stuff.

>>62842399
Normally it takes an hour to look for ingredients around my house as well as prep for something when I've decided what I want to eat or bake. The process itself doesn't take as long though if its something simple.

>>62842399
No, but only because I don't use recipes that take a lot of prep and just order when I really want something fancy.

>>62842399
Mostly shit like vegetables (garlic, onion, carrots, capsicums, etc) and then slicing meat the way I want if I'm not cooking a steak or something is what makes it time consuming.
If I could have ingredients pre-prepared, then it would only take maybe 1/3rd to 1/4th of the time spent.

>>62839122
Keep
Your
Smile

>>62842744

>I (european) could buy the japanese edition of alice on american amazon
I won't do it for obvious reasons, but do you ever stop just to think how connected our world actually is?

>>62842834
I am a Russian and I have to use 3 layers of Asian proxies to use Middle Eastern banking services if I want to throw money at American anime girls. Yeah, I sometimes do.

Is this the best edition if you want to buy both books?

https://www.amazon.com/Wonderland-Including-Adventures-Original-Illustrations/dp/1954839197

>>62843076
There is a version with manga illustrations an anon posted. I would look for that if you want physical.

>>62842399
Prep always takes time. Your best option is to do things while you are cooking, something I often do when I do pasta.
Or cutting the chicken while the garlic/ginger are browning.

>>62842399
sounds about right.
>washing and chopping veggies
>measuring out dry and wet ingredients
>preparing meat for the method of cooking
>enjoying a nice, home cooked meal you made yourself after everything is done
I find it relaxing. Though I wouldn't want to work in a commercial kitchen.

Follow-up from the cooking question, but do you anons look up recipes online or have family recipes passed down?
Do you experiment and try new shit or just stick to basics and comfort.

>>62843805
All of the above. Though I personally like to experiment with what I have.

>>62843805
> look up recipes online or have family recipes passed down
I mostly look up recipes online but I do have some family recipes
>Do you experiment and try new shit or just stick to basics and comfort
both. though it depends on what Im making.

Any Novelites here at NYC?
Gonna go the fuck to sleep now, but archiving the stream
Will be diapointed if no one bullies her or comes dressed as Dmitri and say's this is the closest she'll get to love, as she always has. Behind a screen

>>62844179
QnA with viewer participation was yesterday. Today is full Advent panel, I doubt that it will be the same thing.

Shiori~n, Advents pussy pleaser Shiori Novella here at your service!

>>62844361
There's only one whore in Advent and for sure it isn't Shiori.

>>62844390
Then why does she have a tongue piercing, check mate

https://gris1234.mixlr.com/
someone is streaming the audio

>>62844607
Hearing Shiori's voice hurts me as I can't see her.

>>62843805
>family recipes
No one in my family ever kept recipes, it's a running joke that nobody measures anything or goes by instructions, they just know how to cook delicious food by experience.

>>62844607
audience live reaction really makes a difference

just hope Shiori doesn’t fucking gush about this on stream later or acknowledge and linger too much on supas about it. I hate being a poorfag who wasn’t able to go…

>>62844607
Hearing Shiori is all I need

>>62844607
Shiorinnn

She's talking about rock-hard pon-de-rings again...

God I wish I was that 2 day old pon-de-ring.

>shiori's sweet voice
my shiorium tank is filling...

I like how Shiori keeps making everyone laugh

>>62845737
>>62845742
>>62845771
Is there a stream somewhere?

>>62845999
see here trip man.>>62844607

>>62845999
>>62844607

>panel has been mostly food questions
burgersbros...

>>62845999
READ SHIGGER READ

>>62846101
The audience is just full of architects...

>>62846101
>no one says SHIORIN I WANT TO EAT YOUR CUNT
fags

Shiori dorkin' live

shiori...

She fucked up...

SHES SO CUTE BROS

>>62838938
Shiori is such a fucking dork

YOU'RE SO SMART, LOOK AT YOU!

>>62843805
i mostly look up cooking methods than recipes 90% of the time, the only family recipes i have are my dad's cooking which i try to replicate, i usually experiment and see what happens but i sometimes wont bother and just have cereal/ a sandwich for dinner/breakfast

STREAM IS DYING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Its cutting aaaaa

I want to give Shiori a doggy a day in New York

AAAAA THE AUDI- NVM HE DIDNT GET CAUGHT

visiting nyc with shiorin!

That was cute.

>it cut out with a moan
AAAAAAAAA

R*ssa is pretty good at this, I have to be honest

heya darlings

As an oneechanfag, I'm disgusted by the normalfags that get excited by 'ara ara' that's not the only sign of a mature woman or older sister, fuck that trend

Is the audio actually looping like what global is saying?

>>62847265
yeah sometimes it loops, you need to refresh and pray

>>62847265
Yes, you can find pon-de-ring mentions earlier in this thread.

>>62847265
The stream is really unstable
at least for me

kek it keeps looping with the ara ara part

BAU BAU

>Refresh
>Over
Aiiiieee
Oh well, I got to hear Shiori a little so I'm happy.

it's over..
at least it was nice to hear shiorin
thanks to the ruffian for the stream

bau bau, thanks restreamer
I fucking hate that bitch Ner*ssa, but she is a damn good MC

>>62847496
I didn't catch the end, what makes you say that?

I HEARD MY WIFE FUCK UP IN FRONT OF A LOT OF PEOPLE
I HOPE SHE'S EMBARRASSED

>>62847568
But she fucks up in front of a lot of people almost every day.

Any archiver?

Daily reminder today stream is 3 hours early than usual
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoTxTLec1-U

>>62847554
She's just very good with the crowd compared to other members

>>62847607
It's different when you can see the people laughing at you

Biboo deciding to batsu for the audience was cute. Shiori and Mococo too

Yet again, it's just one of those days...

>>62848211
It's Saturday, anon. Take a hot bath, eat something good, lie down and stare at the ceiling for an hour. You live in a time when you can watch Shiori, life is good.

audio out
>>62848320

>>62847677
I can fall asleep to a shiorin stream
nice

Teabro, don't look
https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1725956996929556676

>>62848647
Fool, it will be a high octane stream that keeps you at the edge of your seat. Your heart a thunderous war drum in your chest as you wonder if Shiori will survive the next 5 minutes. Every 5 minutes.

>>62848773
TF is an AI Cappuccino?
t. coffee addict

>>62848868
Hello Henma

>>62848868
From food poisoning or injury? With her it could go either way.

>>62849044
Food poisoning, electrocution, fire, boiling oil, toxic fumes, physical trauma, heat stroke. Pick your dumb way to die.

>>62842399
Generally no since I usually make chicken and veggies most days so my prep is just cutting and seasoning.

>>62848870
Cappuccino is a type of coffee
Al Pacino is an actor that starred in the godfather that takes place in new york

>>62848211
Every day is one of those days .

>>62849279
Thank you Shiori~n.

cutesex?

>>62849811
Feeling like cute today.

better recording of the panel out
>>62850251

>>62848566
>>62850379
Bless

>>62841498
Well?

What are y'all having for dinner today? I'm considering eating the frozen pizza I have in the freezer for months now and peanut butter ice cream for dessert.

>>62851083
Pork steaks, mashed potato, pumpkin, carrots, corn and gravy. Family dinner.

Would you comfort Shiori if she got emotional and cried from watching rick and morty

>>62851083
Chicken noodle soup.

>>62851264
No, I'd call her a dweeb and flick her forehead and when she gets pouty then I'd hug her and tell her everything will be alright.

>>62851083
Mongolian beef and fried rice.
I hate ingredient prepping.

>>62851083
probably just chicken tendies. feeling too lazy to cook today.

>>62851264
Yes. I have never seen Rick and Morty so I have no opinion on it.

Cutieori Cutevella

c:

>>62851083
lox and schmear
>it is breakfast
so what

>>62851172
Ah I miss family dinners
>>62852282
I miss that too..
>>62851391
Sounds like it'll be worth it though!

Outside of home:
>When I get home I'm gonna code so much. I'll get to do coding

At home:
>Fuck, now I have to code.

>>62852440
>When I get home I'm gonna code so much.
Couldn't be me.

>>62852440
It's genuinely worrying how much my will to do things plummets when I walk the door.
Even when I finish work early I do nothing with the extra time.

>>62852440
using a computer is such a meme, it is never as fun as you imagine it to be
I should have become a piano technician instead of this shit
work with pianos
game on a console
play some jazz
live a life away from the great satan that is a computer

Shiori? More like

>>62852440
I haven't coded besides some LC shit in over a year at this point. I realized I hate coding so I should probably do something else career wise, but coding jobs are the only ones who will even give me callbacks.

>>62852563
I watch stuff like The Sopranos, or anything in 2000s really, and yearn to live in times where we had some information technologies, but weren't completely connected to them yet.
Moments like using a flip phone to close in an important business deal, or phoning the girlfriend that I'm picking up a movie from Blockbuster to watch later, have been taken away from me.

>>62850379
>hear shiori's intro
>all the worries I've been accumulating throughout the day slowly fade away
God I love Shiori so much

>>62852716
>you have to carry this brick around you at all times
>when it makes noises you have to pick up or else people will worry
>and we will make it so it is as addicting as possible to pick up the brick and use it
fuck we need to go back to only landline phones
i hate that when i leave my home without my phone i feel naked in a way

>>62852877
I share that sentiment. I got fed up with that crap and have had my phone in airplane mode for the last 4 weeks. Only use it to check the time, listen to music and check twitter when taking a shit.

>>62852877
Honestly leaving home without a smartphone now feels hyper detrimental to my productivity considering it's my financial journal and many more. I still use a Walkman+CDs for music though

>>62853180
>walkman
Grandpa, you're far too old to be watching vtubers..

>>62851083
Leftover salmon steaks with roasted zucchini and spuds
And some rice

>>62853180
>Walkman
>CDs
That got me confused and I decided to check because I was completely sure that walkmans were cassette only. But turns out that you are right, there were some discmans made by sony that were still labeled walkman. I remember still using my discman when mp3 were quite widespread

>>62853213
>Grandpa
I'll have you know I'm probably younger if not the same age as you twats
>>62853346
I sure hope the frozen pizza is still edible...

>>62853512
Albeit the one I'm using now isn't exactly a sony walkman but I still call it that for an easier naming sense as well as a means to not let my old rock/pop CDs and anime soundtracks go to waste.

Hey fellow novellites, did anyone record today's Advent panel at AnimeNYC? If so, care to share?

>>62854633
>>62850251

>>62854633
Read the thread, anonymous person.

I got bonked by youtube

>>62854966
What for?

>>62854966
Shiori...

>>62855048
Hardcore adblocking
I'll see if ublock can solve it.

>>62854966
By youtube or by the S-team?

>>62854766
>>62854793

Thank you! Based.

Shio pits
>Shio pits
Shio pits
>Shio pits

I got unbonked

>>62855158
>ywn have a cosplay gf
Why even live?

Did... did some Novelites put on the dress?

>>62855323
>No 150 cm GF

>>62855432
Those eyes look scary

>>62855158

>>62855739
That's the hottest part anon.

>>62855988
FAT FUCK

>>62855432
>likes Chammers too
God she's perfect

>>62855739
Shiori is, for obvious reason, a magnet for mentally ill cosplayers.

>Shiori will groom a mentally ill cosplayer wife for you

>>62856486
Thanks Shiorin, very cool.

>>62855158
>>62855276
>>62855432
its a fucking dude are you blind

>>62856655
Not >>62855432

>>62856655
Those aren't the same cosplayer

>yt unsubscribed me of shiori without consent
what the actual fuck

>>62856984

>>62856236
Let's say that, hypothetically, I wanted a mentally ill cosplay gf who liked Shiori. Who are my optimal picks for characters to cosplay as myself?

Staying up past midnight for the first time in 3 months. So sleepy. How did I do this before?

>>62859124
I know how you feel. I used to love 4am in the morning. Now I sleep a nice 7 hours like a good boy.

>>62859124
Kid me realizing that if I wake up at 5 or 6 like a good boy then I wouldn't have to deal with feeling lethargic throughout the day and be able to play more "productively" was so fucking smart.

Conventions sound fun and energetic.
Still won't go though.

>>62860038
I would go but I'm scared of the stigma of being 30+.

>>62860038
I'd go if there was a chance to see Shiori, but Cover would never come to a convention near me so

>>62860387
No one cares that much about you. Grow up.

Shiori, come to Basel.

The real menheras were femnovelites all along

>>62860387
I'm closing in on that age, there are plenty of people in the 30+ range. Shit is too expensive for most younger people anyways which is why they always cheap out on everything.

>>62860996
Well... there's a reason for sisters being jealous of Shiori...

>>62860387
Just cosplay as a masked Novelknight, ojisan.

>>62860996
Excuse me, I love my penis and I'm a menhera.

>>62860387
What stigma? As long as you are not creeping on underage girls no one gives a shit. There's people un fur suits, kids with airsoft gear and genshin galore, no one's gonna notice a dude in their 30s minding his own business

>>62861341
>What stigma?
I don't know, I just feel like most people had their cosplay phase in their teens and early 20's and I'm some old fart trying to intrude into something that I already missed out on. It's probably just my retarded depressed mind making this up in my head though.

Shiori will do great right?

>>62861756
Shiori is going to burn her house

>>62861788
>>62861756
Let's compromise and say that she will do great at burning her house.

Guggenheim museum date with Shiorin...
Museum hopping is great if you have a fine arts friend you can discuss with btw.

I really want to play Cities Skylines 2, but I also want to focus in on Shiori cookin

Rratman come to me: Shiori only wants to go to the Guggenheim Museum because she thinks the name sounds funny and likes saying it

>>62861730
Depression's a bitch to deal with, but I encourage you to go to a con near you. If you missed out, that's the more reason to go to one now! If you believe that the older you get, the weirder it would be, then it makes total sense to try to go as soon as possible.
Think about it and consider giving it a try. You should at least try it once and see if you enjoy it before discarding the option entirely

>>62862107
You can only watch Shiori pon live on stream once, games can wait.

Shiori soon

They're being racists against the New Yorkerists...

>>62862877
Jurard is a lucky man

>>62862373
Thanks Novelite. It really is something I've always wanted to do in my life at least once. I guess it's wise to start now before it's too late. I should start finding one to go in 2024.

>>62863002
BASED

For some reason, Shiori's stream isn't showing up on the official hololive schedule site. Was worried it was cancelled for a sec before I checked youtube.

Will Chefvella be a new form of Shiori, or just a new name?

>>62863263
It's probably because she creates the frames a week or so in advance.

>>62863302
We already had chefvella in a prompt.

>>62862373
I don't know how to make friends at cons because approaching people for a full conversation is terrifying

>>62863357
No they usually show up regardless of that. It's just today that it's not there.

Is shiori even awake...

>>62861730

>>62863302
oh ho ho ho ho

>>62863705
She's putting on her battle armor.

So no stream tonight then? Fine if it is im actually a little busy but I wanna know if I got a VOD tonight or not

>>62863913
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoTxTLec1-U
anon?????

>>62863913
Why'd you post this as soon as she tweeted the stream?

>>62863913
There will eventually be a VOD at some point, most likely.

Shiori...
https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1726023262487130257

Shiori died preparing for the stream and she's now a corpse puppet piloted by henmama

>>62864155
But henmama was also dead and a corpse piloted by Shiori

Full body yab today

>>62864155
>>62864211
THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

What if her Jalapenos went moldy...

>>62864351
She better pad and stuff her bra this time so she can show bigger tits

Shiori~n in pre-chat.
I still think giftbabies should die.

Is it normal to use Guts as inspiration for working out? He's cool af.

>>62864778
He got his ass plowed when he was a kid.

>>62864809
You didn't?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoTxTLec1-U
live

The usual BGM.. my heart is at peace

Shiroin is live!

Time to watch Shiori burn her house down

calm

>>62864778
You haven't truly worked out until you search "Berserk Workout Mix" on Youtube.

>>62865004
...Before the storm.

>>62864856
I'm not Greek.

>Hear Shiori's loading BGM
>Immediately feel at peace
Been busy with life and missed a few streams... How was the watchalong?

Cool, we get double shiori

CHEFVELLA MY BELOVED

Holy shit, she's /here/
>>62863846

Hearing the loading theme wakes me up..hope I can last

>>62864778
My anime lifting inspiration is Archer Emiya

>100% Body Armor
She's naked.

>>62865122
Double Shiori? What's she doing next?

Bros...

>>62865171
She referred to it as body armor before.

>cooking in the dark
She's going to die

It's to hide the mold, isn't it?

I really hope this isn't the last stream I'm going to archive...

It begins

It's so over

You guys worry too much soundpost for concernfags please

>>62863941
>>62863971
>>62864016
Ah fuck oh well

>cooking in the dark
I can't believe management's autism will guarantee Shiori's death

>>62865227
nvm. I'm a retard. I had two tabs open with the stream and I thought it was her audio that was coupling or something

INKWELL CAFE

>>62865336
The thought that Shiori didn't tell management that she's cooking in the dark is a funny image

She's a big girl...

I didn't care about Shiori until she put on the mask

get your archive machine ready
this is going to be her last stream

>>62865469
You're laughing. Shiori's going to fucking die and you're laughing.

That potato looks wilted as fuck

Jesus fucking christ

THE REFLECTION

Why does she always wear a mask to muffle herself?

I've eaten potatoes that looked way worse
>t. village dweller

Aren't potato sprouts toxic?

>that peeling

>>62865601
Opsec autism.

B-R-E-E-D

Nice potato peeler...

>>62865630
Only if the potatoes turn gree

>>62865601
Opsec. The mask is not to muffle, it's to cover her in case a poltergeist decides to possess the camera and point it at her.

CHANGE THE BGM SHIORI
THIS ONE IS NOT FITTING

Just wake up to Shiori stream

this dumb woman is going to cut her fingers live on stream. Please be careful.

>>62865739
Wow, that's amazing.

H-Hi Shiori

THANKS ANON, NOW THE MUSIC IS DEAD

>>62865739
What BGM?

She's reading the thread RIGHT NOW!!

stream's ruined
thanks anon

My anxiety has raised like five levels

Get your BGM here anons.

>>62865739
Alright, Novelites
Post BGMs

please some bgm.... or the voices are gonna start to talk

>No BGM
Hey guys, I'm gonna honk my car. Tell me if you could hear anything.

I'm the toaster that never could...

There's tension building up before something dramatic happens...

She's forced to fill the dead air by herself now, it's better this way

I love this dork.

I don't get the fascination with BGMs. I think no BGMs are good.

Y-You can do it, Shiori

DON'T USE THE SPEAKER SHIORI
SOMETHING BAD COULD HAPPEN

Please don't have a kobo moment... my anxiety spikes every single handcam stream bros.

She peeled my foreskin

this music sounds better

Cat paws, Shiori. Jesas!

>>62866160
What's a Kobo moment

"mysterious oil"
How is this girl still alive?

>THINKS it's olive oil
How do you NOT know

THIS GIRL IS DOING ME A CONCERN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_BmV7uFvVQ

My lab safety instincts are deeply rustled currently

I thought this woman said she knows how to cook

shiori piss bottle...

Shiori piss...

Shiori no the freaks will actually like that

Shiori Pee...

Would you eat Shiori's pissburger?

Would you eat Shiori's pissy burger?

Soundpost that

MEETUP WITH SHIORI ON VRCHAT FOR TIER 4 ONLY

My favourite shiori jokes are the ones that don't make sense.

She wanted to do vore...

Shiori saying sugar sounded like shigger to me

God I love her dumb laugh

>special ingredient is depression
brb making my own homemade shiorium

Why does she keep talking about piss and shit every stream
I blame Pepper

PEPPER APPEASED

pepper got fixed...

>>62866739
That's her fetish.

Praise me

I WISH I WAS SALT

I want to sleep between shiori's thighs

>based

>>62866820
If this is /our/ Pepper, then what does Salt look like?

>>62866958
The same but reversed

imagine eating food prepared by your wife, Shiori Novela.

So many twitter spaces lost...

The IRA will doxx Shiori

Become larger, Shiori.

>>62867100
SHE HATES US

Why does she say hamburger like that?

The way she said "hambuguh" just now made my dick twitch

shiori..

Why did she say hamburger in an australian accent?

>she likes them THICC

She sounds so different on the other microphone

She was about to go back to her middle school for a moment there

She likes em thick. Jot it down quick!

>>62867082
Reppep...

>>62867255
yeah I was wondering what was up with her voice

What the fuck is wrong with women

Friends...

>>62867304
No...

She told this story before but it's still funny.

>>62867471
i love my ditzy alzheimer goth w*fe

>>62867431
That's not a women thing, that's a content creator thing

Period blood...

>>62867580
Shiori with no pants leaking..

Holy fuck Shiori

Oh my good god...

SHE HAS NEVER WASHED A POTATOE IN HER LIFE AFTER PEELING IT.

I'm hearing voices...

>dropping starchy, non-rinsed fries directly into hot oil
shiori...

silence AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I miss her already...

The rare silence of a shiori stream

This is giving me serious anxiety

Oh my god this is going to be scuffed

She can't pronounce colander either.

Ok so what does she actually know how to cook

NICCORI CORI CORI CORI CORIANDER

>>62866242
She showed most of her body in one of her handcams

Is there any hope for her

>>62867944
bacon and rice

How does she keep doing it.
She's cuter than usual.

Do you think Shiori's dumb enough to drop wet potatoes into the boiling hot oil?

>>62867447
Im not a gimp guru, but can you invert the colors? I imagine Reppep to be Iroihs' pet.

>>62866958
private bathroom time with shiori....

did she even at least checked a recipe video or something before the stream?

Shiori's steppies sound huge.

oh my good god

ROBO SHIORI

>>62868056

Dripping water on the floor

She's wet

>>62868020
oh god, she's 100% going to do it.

I still can't get over the fact that she's wearing a fucking mask

Y-yes... I am a ditzy goth girl lover...

>>62868117
thank you

Through the power of echolocation, I've managed to recreate an accurate imagery of her interior. I know your home's layout now, Shiori.

SHE LIKES FLACCID PENISES

>I like them soft like my tree of meat
Is this an erection joke?

soft fries are alright

SOFT FRIES??

HOW THE FUCK DOES SHE MAKE HER FRIES IF THEY TURN OUT SOFT WITHOUT RINSING THE STARCH OFF???? BOIL THEM?

MY IMAGINATION IS GOING WILD
HOUSEWIFE SHIORI UWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

You heard her novelites, she likes them soft. Any erection-havers report for immediate correction.

Shiori loves small flaccid penises

she makes it worse trying to fix her phrase later...

>>62868393

But how can we make love with her

>>62868416
And that why we love her

>>62868393
>>62868403
>>62868275
>>62868283
Didn't she make an ED joke the other day aswell?

>>62868283
the meat tree is her ideal man. tall, blonde, blue-eyed, hates women and driven by revenge.

I HATE SHIORI NOVELLA AND SHE KNOWS I DO.

WE HATE HER

>>62868275
I HAVE A CHANCE

She's gonna trip on the bowl of fries won't she

>>62868482

>you hate me
45 minutes took her this time. Anyone keeping track?

>>62868484
She doesn't like time skip the meat tree though...

KEK

HOW THE FUCK SHE DOES IT

Shiori for fucks sake

SHIORI MOLD POWERS ACTIVATED

>>62868484

The fuck

moldy cheese....

MOLD MISTRESS

The mold consumes all.

Jesus Christ Shiori.

>moldy cheese
How does everything mold around this woman...

Watch her cut out the moldy parts