/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

every day I wish for death

i love this fucking bear

I literally thought it was just me bringing it up zachtronics, but I got Bea to buy it purely because I want to see her struggle to solve puzzles due to her retardation. Clueless Kuma is very amusing to me.

>>6262831
kill yourself and stop waiting

I want to be bea's little brother so she can bully and abuse me, and maybe let her friends take advantage of me during sleepovers.

We are Bea. Lower your pants and surrender your anus. We will add our biological and cultural distinctiveness to your own. Your body will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.

>>6262928
male friends

>>6262831
what are you waiting for? she's waiting anon

What is real and what is a joke anymore

>>6263017
it's all a lie and a joke

>>6263017
Life is one big joke, you just need to start laughing.

>>6263061
>>6263017

>>6263098

>>6263098
yeah

>>6262944
I'm not a kemoshota so I am not afraid of any silly old bears.

>>6263208
>>6263196
>>6263098
>>6263017
man i love these

>>6263299
me too

don't lie, you sent her a dickpic, didn't you?

>>6263385
dont tempt me

>>6262944
We suck each other's cocks in 69, final offer.

>>6262944
>I wanna fill you with me
Sounds like something I'd say.

>>6263385
She'd probably be impressed and salivate but no dick pic DMs are a line I don't cross.

I got some lunch dads, who's hungry?

>>6263518
grabbing dead animal bones makes me gag

>>6263385
I sent her a very cringe DM some time ago, does that count?

>>6263518
Homeless dad goatse onegai

>>6263538
I prefer live ones too but the screaming pisses off my neighbors.

>>6263538
What about live animal bones?

>>6263538
Why? I worked in a butchers shop and you get used to it

>>6263385
Rye Mountain-san....

"I am in misery, there ain't nobody who can comfort me"
You really got me bad Bea.

>>6263872

>>6263872
https://youtu.be/oy6EpogiBKM

>>6263931
It was a good choice for her first English song, because it's literally me.
I am actually Adam Levine

>>6262871
Holobased

Vtubers are a CIA op to spread the belief that it's ok to fuck animals. Prove me wrong.

>>6262871
I want to see this too, but I also want to see clever bear kick in as we go along

>>6264233
for which purpose?

>>6264233
The only chuuba I want to fuck is Suisei, and she is a comet or something.

>>6264274
Population control. You can't get an animal pregnant, no matter how hard you try. They were pushing the gay agenda, but recently it turns out that male pregnancy is actually possible with enough belief.

>>6264233
I want to fuck Beatani like an animal.

>>6264437
I would be more concerned about population decline, less people will be born over time, people are not reproducing enough to replace the aged population

>>6264233
People just naturally want to fuck polar bears. The CIA doesn't have to do anything.

>>6264274
>>6264233
Goes back to pacifying all of the single childless men that feminism created. If everyone has a personal watame to fuck they won't revolt. Vtuebrs and vidya work on most men, but roasties are getting worse so fast that it's starting to affect men with large sex drives, who aren't pacified by vidya.

>>6264846
That's some U-HAUL shit right there.

>>6264888
Thanks for the info, Andrew.

>>6265016
your welcome

>>6264888
And that's a bad thing?

Does anyone have that acoustic clover club cover that one dad did?

>>6265114
No

>>6232704
I hate how the name field remembered its value from my previous shitpost

>>6264464
I want to feel her from the inside.

>>6262831
Don't do it man, there is worth things in life.

>>6264233
It's ok to fuck animals. Prove me wrong.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZ_LlF9Z5AE

how is she so cute dads?

I love her cute cvoice!

I want to snuggle with this cute bear in her autistic blanket cocoon!

Her grip tightens on your hand as she trembles at the top of the rollercoaster!

>>6264888
Stop crying about not getting free government provided wifes and actually try

>>6265352
Leafs legalized fucking animals. What more proof do you need?

finally found some time to color this

>>6265427
>Her grip tightens on your
YES YES
>hand
a-ah

>>6265352
Bea go to sleep

>>6265443
>Leafs
they are like half way to animals already

>>6263986
Hi A*** L***** how r u

I sent her a picture of my dick thought mail, I hope she likes it.

>>6265456
She's riding you and gyrating her hips as your fingers are interlocked! As she starts to come her body involuntarily tightens on both your hands your member! You can feel her cunny throbbing around you, as if begging your manhood to fulfill its duty and give her your seed!

>>6265435
Who would want to cheat on Beatani?

>>6265494
miserable

>>6265453
Cute

Why is she so obsessed with fucking remote kid? How long will she keep this shitty meme character around?

>>6265577
Through mail*
Phoneposting please understand

>>6265616
It's not a meme to her

>>6265591
That bitch Miho, she's up to no good.

>>6265589

>>6265616
you don't want to fill remote kid's Indian asshole?

>>6265616
I think it would be funny if she actually did send a bunch of menhera DMs to him but he's too much of a gentleman to mention it.

>>6265610
Yokatta to hear it

>>6265453
nice work
>>6265616
>why is she obseesed with remote kid
>kemoshota
>favorite handreps material is a fantasy where she grooms and molests Tails
hmmm...

>>6265665
They shit on the streets, imagine how dirty he must be

>>6265665

>>6265697
cool it with the racism anon us indians can be pretty based

>>6265697
would still smell less than bea would

>>6265453
Well done, this is a cute Bea. I want to pinch her cheeks.

>>6265723
R-remote kid chama??

>>6265678
She's the one who made him into a kimoshota. I like it because it proves sometimes DM dreams do come true, I just have to keep making new accounts and getting followed. It will work eventually inshallah.

>>6265697

>>6265763
am i the only one here who doesn't want to be made a character out of.

>>6265800
What are you talking about Risunachan?

>>6265763
>kimoshota
sensible kek

>>6265723
shut the fuck up shitskin your only use is being a dirty onahole

you have to clean remote kids butthole with your tongue before you can have sex with beatani

>>6265751
Maybe he's a Navajo.

>>6265821
rude Bea

>>6265800
You are already Risuna (or hobo dad, you're free to pick).

remote kid chama dirty poo stained butthole itadakimasu~

>>6265616
If she finds you cute or "pathetic" in a cute way and you resist her grooming attempts she will chase you down. When you finally submit it's on to the next prey.

>>6265800
I like the idea of bea thinking about us as cute otokonoko, not rapist-looking weirdos

>>6265195
no one?

>>6265825
can I use him first?

>>6266062
you can use him after you clean his butthole with your tongue

What did she mean by this?

I once did my hand reps thinking of Beatani eating my ass and fucking me with her futa dick.

>>6266136
Balls. Nuts. Testicles, if you will. Gonads, even.

>>6266113
is a deal

>>6266136
みかん

>>6266136
Penis envy.

I'm not gay, but I'd suck Bea's dick

>>6266149
Based. Bea works the back while Chihiro works the front.

>>6266211
I'm hard now. Artdads? This guy.

kurobakrub shalalalalalalalalalalaalllalalalalala

I'm sorry, I can only get hard thinking about Chihiro fucking Beatani

Fuck you n**a, I know what you did you faggot.

Testing the captcha autosolver

Testing Risuna-chan's asshole

>>6266293
tell me more

>>6266293
It works

>>6266286
Wat is this anon on about

>>6266271
An experienced and confident Chihiro taking charge of naïve virgin Bea...

>>6266319
https://github.com/AUTOMATIC1111/4chan-captcha-solver

>>6266347
Don't worry about it. He knows who he is and knows what he's done.

>>6266286
You don't have to censor yourself here, you can write "niga" with no problems.

>>6266371
let's see

i miss her bros... why cant a good thing ever last?

>>6266486
...it works... hiroyukichama...

>>6266502
You learn to carry that pain

>>6266465
He's a nigger, thats for sure.

Not gonna lie, the dumb tweet of Bea saying that she likes us made me pretty happy

>>6266523
>failing so hard at creating a captcha it's easier for bots than humans

making out with Chisato

>>6266603
Honestly, the artwork where she was hugging us was enough. But that was nice too

So, uh, no steam tonight. What are you dads up to?

>>6266502
You need a high IQ to be able to understand this shitpost.
You do understand, don't you dad?

the captcha is even harder on mobile to read my braincells rot sliding the slider

>>6266679
A full 8 hours of sleep

>>6266609
he thinks with his nose not his head please andastand
>>6266679
artreps and vidya

>>6266696
say something realistic atleast...

>>6266679
Continuing to bash my 71 IQ head against trying to make a sprite running animation

>>6266679
Drawing reps, the bear being so nice today made me want to do something

>>6266679
Almost done with yakuza 4

>>6266679
art reps
trying to figure out how the fuck to colour/shade rope haa... haa...

>>6266679
finish making the gift that I will send together with the postcard, this time I will be more careful I don't want to cut myself... again

>>6266815
be careful we don't want to give beatani superaids from blood contamination

>>6266679
art reps, hand reps, all points in between

Why can't I dm her? It's important.
I've verified my phone number and it still doesnt work.

>>6267211
she has to follow you. if it's really important you can try Risuna, or just email her

>>6267046
metal polishing chemicals maybe kill viruses

>>6266679
Working on a remix(?) of a bea guitar cover.

I've never remixed anything in my life, what could go wrong

>>6267211
She has DMs disabled for people she doesn't follow

>>6266603
Me too. I was planning to leave after the 4k karaoke, but now I want to stay a little more

I've been busy watching hololive what's the latest drama?

>>6267279
choroi

>>6267296
listenerchan

>>6267245
>>6267253
So if we had DM'd previously but she doesn't follow me, will I be unable to continue that conversation?

>>6267245
Risuna is closed too.

what is sketch bea saying?

>>6267308
I know...

Why?

>>6267211
you can make it a public post if it isn’t too private and just @ her

>>6267362
Are you the JP anon from the other thread?

>>6267333
I think that would still be open.

>>6267344
SEX

>>6267362
I'll pass the message for you, bud, what is it

>>6267333
You will still be able to DM her, but it will make her very likely to block or mute you.
There probably was a reason why she unfollowed you

>>6267343
I guess she seriously hates DMs kek

>>6267385
It needs to be private, It's a form I want her to fill out but I dont want anyone except her filling it out else the data wont be accurate.
>>6267388
No

What's her email?

>>6267362
fed up with DMguys

>>6267344
Everything is fine! Really!

>>6267438
>trying to DM a marriage registration
bold move

>>6267438
>It's a form I want her to fill out
Are you from the 出会いCafe?

>>6267438
b*atanichisat*@gmail.co*
change the asterisks

>>6267507
Thank you.

I would tell you what the form was about but anons would bully me for it.

>>6267557
tell us I promise I won't bully you for being a faggot

>>6267557
Let yourself get bullied, no one will know who you are anyway.

>>6267344
Eh? Really? I love you too, Chihirochan!

>>6267557
I am curious why you expect it'll get filled out and not put in mendokusai bin

>>6267557
I hope the bear leaks your gay ass form

>>6267557
You're making it sound worse than what that MBTI autist sent.

If you had a time machine and could go back to her EN debut, would you do anything differently? You can only change your actions in relation to Bea in this case.

>>6267689
At least emails can be sent from throwaways.

>>6267701
I would interact more instead of staying as mostly a lurker early on.

>>6267701
I'd interact less instead of trying to get noticed by her

>>6267745
... me too.

>>6267701
interact from the beginning, I waited until her birthday stream,

>>6267701
I would groom her with my future knowledge I have about her, and make it seem like we're really on the same wavelength and understand eachother. Eventually, this will lead to me becoming the top namefag and earning me some Bea nudes and maybe offpako if I play my cards right.

>>6267745
It would have been a lot easier to get on her radar back then

>>6267869
based and correct. i would have a tails avatar

>>6267906
i mean whats stopping you from making a tails account now and doing so?

>>6267701
I will write the cringe DM that allows me to become remote kid instead

>>6268012
that would mess with the timeline too much

>>6267438
You seem to be quite confident in the importance of that form for her. Well, good luck.

bea wants a screenshot at 4.44k or as close to 4444 subscribers so if anyone could screenshot it so she wont miss it that would be great

>>6267965
she would know it's a ruse

>>6267701
I would delete all my discord DMs and warn a few people.

>>6267344
Nigger!

>>6268150
I think it shows exact numbers to the channel owner, because for me it's 4400 instead of the exact number.

>>6268150
I will unsubscribe now and subscribe the instant I see it at 4444

>>6268150
She could just inspect element when she achieves it, it's not like screenshotting it the very moment it happens makes a huge difference anyway.

>>6267701
I won't DM her

>>6267251
everything anon

>>6268222
anon you of all people should understand that repeating digits are important

Stop falling in love with 3D women.

I will cum to the next Bea image posted ITT

>>6268671

>>6268671

>>6268671
>kemono bea
What if this is her next model? Would you still love her?

>>6268759
of course

>>6268759
Yes. I would do my reps to it.

Is this (you)? I'll add bea related decorations to the room later.

>>6268869
kek, yes it looks like me

>200 posts
>37 ips
>no stream soon
lonely dads....

>>6268924
yes

>>6268869
>using a mouse pad
of course not

>>6268869
No, I'm not wh*te.

>>6268869
You may want to make use of this for a texture.

>>6268924
36 of those ips are me samefagging

>>6268994
I'm sorry anon

>>6268924
I love (You)!

>>6268869
where is my pet bottle?

>>6268869
Not nearly hairy enough. And I don't have a laptop.

>>6269107
Bea...

>>6268869
>ribbon on the wrong side
unforgivable anon, unforgivable

>>6269069
It's fine anon, I enjoy having the choice between getting a tan or being pale.

>>6268963
Oh I see, so this is you?

Are any dads unironically thinking about going to the hotel? There was one guy in the discord who mentioned living close to her. I dont know if that three paragraph long shitpost was actually a shitpost or not.

>>6267344
>I love remote kid's asshole!

>>6269260
>is white
>drinking
>shit laptop
>on a bed
still no, keep trying though

>>6269265
No, that's a little too creepy. Nothing good could come of it. Wait until she's a retired old hag and then we can go to the izakaya together

>>6269260
you are 2 monitors too early to make fun of me dad

>>6269265
He's not even a verified discord member, so it's probably a larp.

>>6269260
Why is he in a sand hut?

>>6268869
why would anyone wear their shoes in bed what a disgusting thing to do

Bros I keep listening to the honey and clover club cover, it's so good....bea you are the best

>>6269260
I did this once.

>>6269479
I think I like Marionette Aria better as a cover, but yeah, it's really good.

>>6269260
my wall is painted green, but it is the same texture

>>6269260
where are the cum socks?

>>6268869
That man looks 300lbs too light to be me

>>6269474
He is american

>>6269265
no, but I have a relative who lives near there and I would like to go and see h.im when the restrictions are over

>>6269592
Is this (You)?

>>6269609
so am I

>>6269609
I have worn my shoes in bed when I got really drunk.
t. American

Even wearing shoes in the house is already disgusting. In the bedrom is another level of dirty. But the bed? I can't imagine someone still calling themselves human after that.

>>6269609
I am not an american but I have slept with my boots on when I come home from work tired

>>6269776
I've eaten food that fell on the sidewalk, I don't give a fuck.

>>6269776
I never realized some people wore shoes in their own fucking house until I started watching foreigner movies.

if you wear anything on your feet in your own home, then you are not human.

>>6269820
I know, imagine not having fucking slippers.

>>6269911
closer to Bea's love then

I'd hate to burst the American bubble here, but I've spend 5+ hours hiking the largest mountain in my state and the first thing I do when I get home is take my shoes off

>>6269926
mendokusai, i would just wear the slippers outside anyway

>>6269964
shut up leaf

>>6269964
me too, but years of wearing work boots have made me unable to feel comfortable in lightweight shoes

>>6269911
agree
t. american

>>6269807
Same, I eat food thrown in a trash bin if I'm out for a night in the city.

I thought I was on the wrong board cause of you dads talking about shoes

>>6270218
we are 99% female, please understand

>>6270218
Shoes are basically tools for the feet, seems dad-like to me

>>6269964
That's the common thing in almost all civilized countries anyway, I doubt burgers ignore even that.

Like all Japanese people, Beatani is barefoot in her house.

It would be more dad-like if it wasn't just catty gossip about an imaginary Dad and his shoe wearing habits.

cross-dress dad, are (You) here?

why does bea attract low testosterone beta males?
how can we find a proper man to take her virginity?

>>6270467
You're just projecting anon.

>>6270467
what are you talking about?, i have a lot of testosterone, i'm more hair than person and bea likes girly men

>>6270406
Aren't there multiple crossdressers on here?

>>6270467
She wish, any other man scares her off. But sadly her community is kinda split and varied on that point.

>>6270467
t. low testosterone beta male

>>6270382
fuck dont remind me.. uooohhhhh
>>6270406
faggot, dont shit the thread up again with your degneracy

low test betas getting uppity

>>6269645
Not fat enough

>>6270525

>>6270467
why does bea attract so many cucks? you fags are always talking about who should take beatanis virginity and how.
the only one to take beatanis virginity will be me. thinking otherwise is a cucked mindset.

>>6270745
funny, are you me?

>tfw followed on twitter, but not friends on steam

>>6270819
What's your steam ID then?

>you will never be Rhodesian with Beatani

They're multiplying...

>>6270819
I only have real life friends on steam

I don't want to be steam friend with bea because she will laugh at my small collectio of games. The thing, I bought most games as physical copies before Steam was a thing and never really liked having to start another software to start a game.

>>6270862
\byah\b
thank me later

>>6270745
Look. It's cucking if she is a romantic interest of mine, but it is not if she isn't. For example say if I have a male friend while I myself am not male and not gay and I set him up with a girl, am I cucking myself? No. It's the same here, she is my daughter and I want my daughter to be happy and I don't want to fuck her, so would I set her up if I could? Yes.

>>6270819
I will make a burner steam if I ever need to add her (don't know why I would, unless there's good grooming to be had on steam messages)

>>6270913
I'm more scared of her seeing the junk I've bought.

>>6270913
Same, by the time Steam was aroud, I was finishing college and had no time for games at all. I don't think I've even played any game that got out after 2011.

>>6270957
I'm scared of her seeing my inexistent playtimes.

I don't really mind Steam. Hey, Beachama. Can I add you on Steam?

>>6270819
Has she even posted her steam account around before? I know I could probably find it with five seconds of searching but it'd feel weird to follow someone like that when they haven't even posted it. Nevermind that I don't really play a lot of multiplayer games to begin with.

>>6270978
Why? There is no epeen to be gained from having a lot of hours or games on steam

>>6270953
being a faggot isnt better than being a cuck
you SHOULD want to fuck your daughter. if you're not trying to groom your own daughter you've failed as her father

>>6271025
Yeah but I'm like "do you even play video games" tier.

>>6271018
I think it's based on her email. That's how she and remote kid have discord sex while playing dota

>>6270957
>10+ years of history on steam
>like a thousand games (though 85% of that is from indie bundles or dirt, dirt cheap sales)
>hundreds of hours in some games, but most of them have never even been started
yeah I'm content not sharing that with the world

>>6271054
And how is that something to be made fun of?

>>6271018
No, she hasn't. People found it through the friend search. She had her profile set to public for a while and you could see she has one friend, but it's private again. Guess people were bugging her.

>>6271064
that's not fair i also want discord sex with remote kid

>>6271092
i must know who this friend is

>>6271054
Nothing wrong with that, the only reason to be friends on Steam anyway is if she plays some multiplayer game with members and needs to invite people.
Steam is arguably retarded with it's social system anyway because it's all designed to make you buy as many shit games as possible to craft badges and level up and it barely gives you any privacy granularity at all because they want everyone to be able to browse everyone's games to sell more games.

>>6271092
I think autists couldn't keep in their pants after she asked remote kid to add her

>>6271178
yes, it's caused me to pirate naughty games because I don't want people seeing i play them

You guys are vicious. I would never friend her on Steam, cause you'd never shut the fuck up about me. btw she had 2 friends not 1

>>6271140
Probably one of her RL friends or something, I dunno. Actually I'm not even sure we ever confirmed that was her real account, because anyone on Steam can go and change their alias.

>>6271079
Same.
But if we ever do 100% Orange Juice as a members thing, know that everyone in the game can see your steam profile. It's kind of annoying.

>>6271237
Its her.

>>6271079
that's not what scares me, I've played hours of trashy porn games just because I was bored

>>6271241
>>6271241
100% OJ could work as a collab if she ever wants to do those, but it's a bad "play with fans" game since it's only 4-player and games take like half an hour.

>>6271308
It would suck for a stream

I don't play all that much

>>6271308
I know, but seeing it in her list gives me false hope that maybe we could play one day

>>6271362
If you're in the tier above balon you have a chance. Invite only though.

>>6271362
this post make me depressed somehow

>>6271210
>buying porn
But I kid. It's fucking stupid. You should be able to go through your games list and check a box next to all the ones you care about sharing your activity in. I mean with family sharing you can see that Steam tracks your achievements and playtime for all those games just in case you buy them down the road, but they don't get added permanently to your list of games for everyone to see (only your recents).