/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Yeah, why is a Smash player there? They don't know how to read.

>>6238393
didn't Esam diddle some kids? or am I confusing him with another smash pedo?

>>6238393
That was too easy.

>>6238393
It's the bald guy, right?

Do any of them scream chess pros from those profiles? They're all just teaming up to hook up and to finger the zombie and chess is a secondary mission to maybe get a $4,000 grand prize out of it.

A chess battle between Kizzie and Ollie and just the funniest thing ever to me.

Can only be topped if Kizzie uses FGC terms while playing chess.

Kizzie has lived long enough to witness anime girls become real.

Ollie is gonna sweep this

>>6238393
Yeah what the fuck are the fgc guys (and a smash player) doing there

>>6238955
Cmon, they are the cool FGC guys (and a smash player).

>coco graduates
>cover starts giving the holos permissions to collab with e-celebs

>>6238393
I watch kizzie. I think he's chill. Weird that ollie's here.

>>6239091
if it means we can see Vinesauce X Hololive happen I'm up for it

>>6239082
I mean I like them, but that's exactly the problem, they're the only part of the roster that's good. Will be funny to see kizzie vs ollie at least

>>6239091
>Coco graduates
>useful shit starts happening
you can't take control of the company and stream at the same time the day only has 24 hours

There's so much wrong with this but whatever, people eat it up.

>>6239455
I think it's fucking hilarious. It's more bizarre than sonicfox wearing his fursuit to tournaments. speaking of which, why'd he dip?

>>6238476
He got accused of it, ostracised by the onions community (banned on twitch too, obviously) then came back with receipts and legal cases against the accusers He might be a homo but he's not a pedo.

Is it true that ollie's roommate has fide title? Or was i just being retarded for believing everything i read in this site

>>6239985
>fide title
getting FIDE-rated isn't hard, but actual FIDE titles (FM, IM, GM) is very difficult, usually requiring at least 2000 rating points and a bunch of other requirements

>>6238393
I want to root for Ollie but Teccy's going to show her some pro gamer moves.

>>6238393
Who the fuck decided to put Tectone in a chess tourney?

You're right, that gigguk faggot can fuck right off

>>6238393
Is Ollie actually good at chess? Never seen her play

>>6238393
At this point we all know she's joining Vshoujo after her contract coincidentally doesn't get renewed.

Real talk, how the fuck did Ollie end up in this group? This is going to be fucking hilarious.
>>6238476
Hard to believe it's been exactly a year since all of that shit went down. What a stain on the Smash community that was. Nairo removed, sloppy edit, man was raped.

i hope mouse roasts connor over this.

>>6242550
>BEAT CONNOR'S FUCKING ASS FOR ME OLLIE
calling it rn she'll tweet that

Considering Ollie has done several maths related streams by now, I’m going to assume she is going to defy expectations and actually be good at chess.

>den of thieves

>>6241366
She's getting mentored by some dude, Ollie's got the brain power for chess at least.

>>6242595
Mouse, i would destroy you in chess.
How can you even play while you're sucking your own dick?
I've heard way too many of their streams.

>>6238393
Ollie sperm count is the highest of the group

>>6238393
that's all round some of the worst facial hair I've ever seen

>>6242649
she claims to not be that good at math but I'm pretty confident she has enough knowledge to understand chess. she even recently said in a tweet she got a checkmate.

>>6238393
still wonder why she is in the middle of real guy

>>6238393
>when the TT guys manage to be the most tolerable people in a group

>>6244958
Gigguk or Connor?

>>6245005
oh wait wait reading comprehension, you said both. my bad.

>>6238393
What a sausage fest. Are there no 3D women they can invite?

Honestly it's kinda disturbing how much Esam resembles soijack

Connor really needs to pick a better media shot, I'm sure there's at least ONE angle where he doesn't come across as a GOD ISN'T REAL pedo.

>>6245184
He's not an atheist pedo. He's just british. Which imo is worse.

>>6238393
What's her Elo?

Yeah, get rid of Gigcuck and replace him with LTG.

>>6245360
Imagine LTG getting roasted by an anime girl. He would never live that down.

>>6239644
That is Nairo
Esam is just a soiboi and hypocrite

>>6238393
I placed my bets on Sajam but apparently he's never even played the game.

>>6245396
Ahh fuck, you're right. All the weird bald spics blend into one. I miss zero, he just tried to diddle a 15 y/o girl, at least that's understandable at his age.

>>6245293
It's just how he looks OK, I wouldn't trust him around kids, and it's not because he's a bong.

>>6238393
Ollie is probably the most educated and intelligent Holo in the entire company, trailed only by Botan.

Fucking math streams and teaching differential equations? Really?

Chess is also insanely popular in Indonesia.

I'd bet that Ollie sweeps this pretty easy.

>>6245005
Gigguk. At least he's 6ft and not a whiny manlet like CDawg.

>>6245539
>Chess is also insanely popular in Indonesia.
you serious nigga

>>6245539
>can do differential equations = intelligent
do burgers even?

>>6245568
all third world countries like chess, it's cheap. why do you think india and russia do so well?

>>6245293
Dude is an angry atheist and he's the worst kind because he's so sure of everyone being idiots but never has questioned why god isn't real. He just rants about how his religious school did shit he thought was dumb so he didn't believe in religion because of it. Sophomoric as hell. Pretty sure Joey is at least agnostic or full atheist, but he doesn't act like such a faggot about it.

>>6245577
Flip? Yes.

It's one thing to take a diffie-Q class in high school, but it's a whole different level to remember high level math for years outside of school and treat it as a hobby even when you aren't employed in a math heavy job.

That's the sign of a pretty damn smart person.

>>6238393
who the fuck are these literal whos

>>6245390
He already got BTFO by a "vampire" so a zombie would just rub salt in the wound.

>>6245577
I can't even remember what a differential equation is. (((They))) are dumbing down American curriculum every year. Pretty sure high school kids won't have to take a pre-algebra class to graduate next school term.

Gotta dumb the populace down to make them dependent and servile.

>>6245568
I remember Indonesia rallying behind some claimed chess genius only for him to be proven as a con-man. Regardless, it caused a chess boom.

>>6245663
Ollie just took those classes, anon. She is young.

>>6238393
>one step closer to the Vinesauce/Jerma985 collab

Christ, I can smell the onions from here.

>>6245801
Just get Jabroni or Rev to collaborate with Moona or Ollie.

>>6245539
But not the smartest:
>Feels tired but doesn’t want to go to bed; ends sleeping on stream
>A male voice is heard on her Discord call while playing with her genmate; says it’s her sister
>Uses her hololive Twitter account to use a romantic match joke app; the app is actually spyware and posts the results on her account
And that’s only what comes to mind. I believe she’s a genius but also a yab machine

>>6245900
I like to believe she's pretending to be retarded on purpose. there's no fucking way cover would let her get away with all that.

Chess, huh? That really took off as an e-sport...

>>6238393
That bald soiboi is clearly out of place

really hoping ollie destroys sajam and kizzie so i can enjoy a nice jiyuna video roasting them for losing to an anime girl.

>>6238393
What the fuck is that?

>>6238393
What's the story with Connor and Iron Mouse? Did they have a falling out?

>>6248765
As far as I know it's nothing romantic. They're like a pair of annoying siblings on stream.

>>6249187
I remember seeing a clip once that was titled "Connor made IronMouse cry"

And I watched some other clip where she said "fuck Connor". I presumed they were no longer friends.

>>6249271
Naaah that's just common banter between them. Nothing ever goes too far. They bully each other but it's all in good fun in the end.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHG3ODBfBPo

>>6245669
I don't know, posting 3D e-celebs here isn't banned for some reason.

>>6245539
chess isn't about intelligence, it's all about memorization and pattern recognition
t. 1800 fide rated

>>6245900
Screencap of the app podt?

>>6238393
It's 2021 /pol/, black people are allowed to be part of society.

>>6245506
He just made videos with one before stop doing any videos like that

>>6239627
He's only good at new games and Chess is 1500 years old.

>>6245448
He's a smart guy, I'm sure he'll at least be competent

Are they getting coaches like in Pogchamps?

>>6246012
Massive fucking boom last year with Pogchamps

>>6253471
>>3851671

>>6239091
>coco graduates
>decided to open HoloCN and cooperates with chinese company
>Holos can collab with e-celebs under condition they do not have bad reputation
>Holos cannot graduates anymore, instead they went for "extended" vacation according to Cover

>>6238476
He just said nigger and faggot on stream and apologized for it.

>>6245900
>A male voice is heard on her Discord call while playing with her genmate; says it’s her sister
yubi bros...

>>6255757
Not happening. China doesn't want them back anymore.

>>6255801
Yubigate was a separate incident.

>>6243333
10/10
nice quads too

>>6239193
>Umm, uh, yeah. Eh, ha ha.

>>6238393
Whore and the seven e-celebs, kek

>>6245452
He was an adult, and you will never be with a real woman.
also that girl was unironically being trafficked at the time, so it's even more fucked.

>>6245732
exactly. keep them dumb and obedient, but give them a scapegoat outlet to put all their frustrations on (in this case blaming liberals/DNC for everything under the sun) so they dont think about what's really causing their suffering.

As long as that freak Sonicfox isn't anywhere near.

>>6238393
I was just starting to get over my hate for the zoombie too.
Damn shame.

>>6239193
Small Ame and Vargfren collab will be legendary

The bald guy?
Imagine not having hair.

>>6258152
>NOOOOOOOOOO MY OSHI IS COMMUNICATING WITH OTHER MALES!!!!! AND THEY'RE 3D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>6260186
YES CONTACT WITH OUTSIDERS IS ABSOLUTELY HARAAAAAM

that esam dude looks like he'll be caught jerking off near a daycare center

>>6257710
This. That dude is the last person you want hololive to make contact with.

>>6238393
spotted him!

>>6238393
How is this going to work, the previous tournaments have required you to put Twitch chat in "emote only mode" during the games to stop niggers cheating, can zombie do that on Youtube or are they just going to trust her?

>You have to wait a while before reporting another post.

>>6238393
>kektone
>that giant nose
its doomed

>>6245448
If he tries I think he'd do well. His method of learning multiple fighting games in a short time will most likely transfer to learning chess, if he has enough time that is.

>>6245540
he's brown

>>6238393
How does Grant still get features/work in this industry after being implemented in that flying colors scam shit a few years back?

>>6261125
flying colors scam?

>>6261125
Probably something to do with Trash Taste becoming the biggest podcast on Youtube.

>>6261193
some crypto scam in 2018 he was involved in defrauding kids out of cash or some bullshit or another he swear he didn't but him AnimeMan and Mothers Basement we're all in on it probably others too

>>6260904
So what? He's banging out a white woman right now.

>>6261782
lots of brown people fuck white women why should I care that this guy is?

Holy shit ollie is collabing with a wojak

>>6262125
does esam even know shit about chess

>>6261782
>He's banging out a white woman
do you realize white women fuck everything? even dogs

>>6255757
>decided to open HoloCN and cooperates with chinese company

The rogue Taiwanese province doesn't want them, Hololive doesn't want them, and the existing girls would walk if Cover pulled that shit.

>>6238393
Is the FGC really that marketable to be a third of the participants? Or is it because they're one of the only ones in gaming smart enough to play chess?

>>6262179
I don't know who or what he does but hopefully he opens his mouth super wide for the memes

>>6263979
The FGC is an untapped market in that the FGC is a insular community despite being incredibly large. Plus there's a lot of entertaining dudes in the FGC, though the wider youtube audience may find them too "raw" at times.

>>6248066
Surprised sajam is playing a game without rollback.

>>6264150
Sony bought out EVO so no more of those shenanigans. When even Obama and Zhi act like obedient dogs, you know it's esports all the way.

>>6264257
gonna lose and cry about delay based netcode

>>6264257
>>6265106
does he even have experience with chess

>>6261664
>>6261125
>>6261216
It really not that big if i can't find anything about it

>>6266556
He said he doesn't on stream.

>>6269740
oh ollie is gonna eat his ass on stream then.

Yes, it's Teccy, he's actually likable

>>6270337
really?

>>6260904
i thought he was asian

I'm glad we can all come together to make fun of esam.

>Tectone
Gross

Ollie's such a dumb ass. I'm glad Ame decided to stop associating with her, trashed her unwanted Minecraft creation, and even decided to crash her own MC server to keep her away from it.

>>6280808
>I'm glad Ame decided to stop associating with her
when did she say that

>>6260690
I noticed this, except "a while" means never. This new captcha fucked everything over.

>>6238393
>tectone
why is this fucker here ?