/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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The absolute first thing I do in a new thread is to check the validity of the page number.

SHIORI CUTE

>>62133379
Are >we going to continue intentionally messing up 4X4 till we hit 494 or was that a freak accident with 414?

>>62133415
That'll just have to be a surprise

>>62133482
Guess if it's my turn to bake I'll leave it up to fate to decide.

One more page to be a teapot

>>62133415
No

Regarding the playthroughs and the game commentary I'll just say this.
A lot of anons here are allegedly turbo autists just like some of the chuubas are. The fact that those fans always demand understanding for their behavior, while having none for others is honestly super cringe and self centered.
If someone is autistic and ADHD, their brain will be all over the place at certain times so you might not get the EXACT reaction to the game that you wanted to. Sorry but it happens sometimes.
>Inb4 but they are PAID to do it
No, they are paid to entertain people, purely through donations that are voluntary.

I'm a normalfag.

She will play this game one day.

Shiori has itty bitty witties

>>62133593
No but she'll try play the Peach game.

>>62133499
Use an rng to decide the page number

>>62133593
>unicorn overlord
I might have to dust off my ps4 and finally turn it on again when it comes out

>>62133593
If true, I'll have to speedrun the game before she plays it.
That or just let myself be spoiled the first 2-3 hours of the game then speedrun the rest before her next session.

SHIORI~N

>>62133791
built for missionary position

To the guy in the last thread, go fuck yourself

>>62133952
chu

¡Dios mios!

Bad night Novelites, may I die in my sleep
>>662133952
I hate me too anon, I hate me too...

>>62134262
Goodnight. I hope you have peaceful dreams.

Karaoke tomorrow. It's been a while.

>これは片想いけど、俺はシオリのことがまだ世界の誰よりも愛している!
>いつもシオリのことが考えている!
>シオリのために俺を全部犠牲にする!
>俺のゴスなシオリ姫の可愛い声がいつも好きだ!
>永遠にシオリのそばにいてる!
>俺の空想にシオリと子供を作るために、シオリといつも手を握って、ラブラブエッチする!

Shiori, ¡munakuyki!

>>62133555
I think Shiori actually did enjoy Faith, just maybe not in the way or to the degree some anons were hoping for. If she wasn't feeling it at all though, she would have dropped it like Puppet Combo and wouldn't be interested in playing the next chapter. She also definitely got more focused as the game went on, which is a gradual shift we had not seen from her too often with recent game choices (she'd honestly be better at Smash with that level of focus if Smash didn't always make her go full unhinged by default).

I already enjoyed Fauna's Faith stream last year, and even re-watched her VOD, so for me it was nice to watch someone like Shiori who processed the game a bit faster and was good enough to avoid dying a dozen times to simple patterns. Not to knock Rissa's run too much, it was really fun to watch her react to stuff in Chapter 3, but she did have frustratingly bad pattern recognition at times and has a tendency to get a little too whiny like Bae before she takes a moment to adapt.

Of course, still a chance that Shiori could get frustrated with chapter 3, but at least she'll try it. Considering how much stuff she's filtered herself from trying I think that counts for a lot.

>>62134233
If nothing else, this is the best thing to come out of Faith and I'm okay with that.

>>62134340
The way she dodged Amy was simply masterful. No other way to describe it.

>>62134427
Shiori hides her power levels as a gamer that she can rival Biboo if she really cared. She died a lot less to the demons than I did I felt embarrassed, and she wasn't even fully attentive either.

>>62134572
She is not, stop pushing this rrat. You're just bad

>>62134572
I'm still incredulous at her managing to figure out the maze puzzle despite not knowing it was a puzzle. Just choosing the correct 4 directions in that order on a whim.

>>62134340
I haven't played the game or seen anyone else play it, but my impression was that you really need to collect the notes and try to figure out what the fuck is going on to enjoy it. The gameplay is simplistic and not the point. The beggars probably needed to make it clear beforehand though, because there's no way Shiori was going to do optional shit for hours.

Shiori loves the Novelites.

It's impossible for me to be happy

>>62135611
except me

>>62135611
she HATES me

>>62134572
If the Smash stream is any indication, Novelites seem like a bunch of jobbers when compared to our oshi but in a good way

>>62136181
I know holo girls (besides Biboo) aren't a shining standard, but how did Shiori do compare to the girls that have played Faith?

I am the happiest novelite.

>>62136212
I haven't watched Fauna's streams, but Rissa almost gave up on the boss fight that Shiori passed on the 2nd try.

>>62136308
The final fight at the end with the second priest right?

>>62134641
Noto him but I agree with him, she pretends to be far worse than she is.
Needy streamer overload is quite a big hint.

>>62136382
Yeah. Took Nerissa like half an hour to beat it.

It's been repeated for a while but the likely rrat is that she just doesn't want high expectations since she already put up with that enough from parents.
Openly revealing she's a gamer puts the expectation that she has to be good at X game or else she'll disappoint. See Biboo.
Hiding said gamer allows for an audience impress when she does things like beating a boss fight that another holo almost gave up on.

>>62136431
Nope, it's because she played NSO already.
She is not hiding her power level and what not. Yes she was holding back against FWMC but she got blown out by Biboo in MK and it was not even close. Even in that puzzle game collab Biboo was just better

Put expectations on someone and they might not appreciate it. Don't put expectations on someone and it may appear that you think they are not good enough. I wish I wasn't autistic.

>>62136618
Nobody here is saying she's better than Biboo. Rivaling her =/= better than.
Also her only real competition is Myth, Promise (council) and Nerissa / FWMC. It's pretty fair to say she's probably the second best gamer in all of EN if she tried to be, but actively handicaps herself out of modesty or just not wanting a spotlight.

>>62136749
You keep dropping the standard for being a good gamer so I don't see where you are trying to go with this.
She is just competent, but she is not, by any mean, good or amazing. She's certainly not hiding her power level or whatever the fuck

>>62136699
There's a middle ground for everything

Now I want to see her play some strategy or card game

>>62136982
Yugioh Master Duel but she plays meta decks like Kashtira or Purrely.

>>62136938
I wouldn't be /here/ talking about anime girl streamers if I knew how to tread it.

>>62136982
Shiori is a wizard at MTG

converting shiori to orthodox christianity

>>62136699
I hate my autism so much, I genuinely considered developing some sort of a scientific standard for human interactions/behavior, with it's own notation and everything, to be used in social situations, psychology, and economics, but I'm too retarded to do it

>>62137178
>autism
>retarded
anon is just like me...

gf asmr roleplay when

>>62137280
tier 4 membership only

>>62137317
kill yourself

>>62137317
That should be MY head!

>>62137324
kys

i just want to be loved, y'know?

>>62137420
You can't love others without loving yourself, and if you can't love yourself then you can't show others how you shine
Self-respect reps and daily health routines NOW

>>62137363
don't talk that way to novelights!!

>>62137500
What's it like knowing that Shiori beat the boss that Nerissa struggled on and nearly gave up on, in two tries?

Why do some people in this thread like to pretend that they hate Nerissa?

>>62137684
they're shy

>>62137684
I don't know, I'm neutral to her, just as I'm neutral to the rest of Advent. Their fanbases are nice enough to us if you know how to sift through the schizos that reside in each of their generals.
I've been positively greeted and welcomed in all 3 other generals.

>>62137684
girls that don't smell have cooties

>>62137500
k(eep) y(our) s(mile)

>>62137684
Because Nerissa is the Novelite closest to Shiori
And/Or urge to rape

>>62137684
(1) Rape threat has been deposited into your account. Have a nice day, Ma’am.

>>62137684
nerissa is bad horny. shiori is good horny

Okay. I'm not posting in these threads anymore. Hope you enjoy the yuritards.

>>62137900
See you tomorrow.

>ope dead as fuck
>somehow R*ssa keep being spammed here
very organic

>>62137900
are you mad at us...

>>62137923
I have never seen a Nerissa stream that wasn't a collab with Shiori. Why would I post in /ope/?

>>62136479
As someone who watches Botan, I have to agree
The moment you show that you're good at something, people starts putting expectation
Some might like the challenge, but some might not

Every gen seems to have the dyke that wants to fuck every woman and flirts with everyone

>>62137684
Barring schizos, I'd like to think we are advent centric. also PLAP RISSA

>>62136982
Kiara can try to rope her in MTG
That or Shadowverse
Konami is a bitch, so don't even think about YGO

>>62137684
I have been annoyed by her since the plasmophobia streams, so I avoid her as much as I can.
Whenever I ser her with Shiori, she keeps making those weird yuri rizz jokes despite Shiori actively rejecting then.

>>62138220
maybe rissa thinks that all vtuber watchers want their oshi to fuck other women

>>62138220
>novelites disliking rizzing
Like viewer like oshi

>>62137684
Cheap yuribaiting and that one collab with Reimu is all it took for me. Nerissa can go fuck herself.

>>62138295
She on that twitter lesbian grindset

>>62138220
>despite Shiori actively rejecting then.
Anon, that's part of the bit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ks9guWsLMPQ

>>62138086
I can't believe that there are three incredibly gay birds in Hololive. They have to be doing this on purpose.

>>62138727
and the other two are just less intense gay. They really do just ask are you interested in women and if you say yes they slap the bird persona for them

>>62138776
Subaru's been groomed into lesbianism, though.

>>62138295
Well, I don't. I don't really care, I just want her to get the hint.

Rissa is so gay that jailbird feels threaten by her brother, kek

I HATE SHIORI NOVELLA FOR MAKING ME FEEL LOVE AGAIN.
I LOATHE HER FOR MAKING ME FALL IN LOVE WITH HER.
DOES THAT MAKE SENSE?

Novelights are so possessive

>>62139237
possessiveness is good

What's up with all this bird talk? I thought I was in the wrong general. Take that shit to the catalog.

plap

>>62136982
I could see Shiori getting super into the World Legacy and Albaz storylines/decks

>>62139976
schizo samefagging

>>62138133
She should play the hit card RPG Shadowverse Champion's Battle for Nintendo Switch.

I'm terrified of reincarnation

hopefully there's no theme for the karaoke and it's just her singing whatever she wants

>>62140468
She said it will be mostly the same song she sang before.

>>62140518
uh...looking forward to improvements?

>>62140424
That's just awful. They should only kiss when there's my cum on their tongues.

I think I want to autistically dedicate myself to a career.
Make phone calls all morning.
Get coffee and lunch with some Wall Street type assholes.
Stay late in office til midnight.
Drive to the airport at 3AM for a business conference.

good morning it's a lazy Tuesday brothers
https://youtu.be/gKmrQ-Jjuv8

>>62140526
Honestly? I hope it's worse. I love shitty singing.

>>62140528
Yeah. Mine.

>>62140577
Cute morning

>>62140526
I hope she screams her lung out this time and take has to take a 3 days break afterward

I keep finding myself searching for 3dpd porn of girls who are like Shiori

>>62140868
Share some results.

The lower dimensions are the ones that hold true power. Reject 3D.

It's time to discuss the Monthly Novella!
>[Sheridan Le Fanu] Carmilla (112min@250wpm)
>https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/10007
>https://librivox.org/carmilla-by-sheridan-lefanu/

What novella do you suggest for this month? This weekend shiocracy will decide the next Monthly Novella(s?).

Shiorin probably prerecorded on Zeta's stream btw.

Shiori was in Zeta's bday call in.

>>62138819
Just like how she was groomed into thinking she was a duck

Already Shiogone...

>>62142313
gone already?

Shut up bitch.

>>62142313
>>62142328
What did she say?

>>62140344
Why???

shiori...

>>62142777
I would be made to suffer again and again and again.

>>62142777
Staying in this shit plane of existence forever, nothing matters and everything is cruel because it's all just nature.

>>62142868
>>62142847
Just achieve nirvana and escape samsara my dude

if you die then how are you supposed to watch shiori

>>62142975
What if it's not real

>>62143003
Shiori is my hell. She was created so that I'm forced to continue living

I will go to heaven when she's gone

I hope she comes back to the bug eating and hot wings challenge. It was such a shame that she couldn't do it in the debut days

>>62142569
If she was in Zeta's body for a day, she would eat lots of food (up to 1200 calories)

>>62143342
Thinking about heaven is my biggest cope. Not to be prideful and say I'm gonna get there for sure, but the thought of it all being over and getting eternal peace is the only comfort I have.
But sometimes I think about how everything is non-special, ugly, natural, animalistic, uncaring, the entire universe from the biggest galaxies down to the cellular level. How sentience is probably the same way, just a consequence of nature, that's going to escape my body and get swept away to inhibit new one, in another equally uncaring universe. And it makes me mortified.

>>62137684
Because she's a Novelite
Novelite's secretly hate each other. Especially ones that get a lot of attention from Shiori

>>62144019
>secretly

i don't hate any of you...

>>62144019
But she's a KFP waitress.

>>62144146
Thanks...

Same, I don't hate any of you. I enjoy the atmosphere here when we aren't being raided.

Holy fuck this thread is doomed. If it's already this obnoxious I can't wait for another 3 months

Yeah, haha.. I don't hate you at all haha...

Are we being invaded by the same schizo that was going absolutely insane and calling everyone it didn't like a prechat faggot? If so, stop ban evading.

Hopefully you guys end up forming the /shig/ discord ;)

>>62145013
>>62145013
>Are we being raided
Hard to tell these days, lots of sisters and schizos seem to just infest the place natively now. Best to ignore them

>>62145013
That usually happens on Serbian primetime.

>>62145470
>>62145483
Guess it's just report and ignore as per usual.

>10 posts an hour
>are we being raided?
Genuinely, what did they mean by this?

>>62145470
Sisters should stop shitposting and let me fix them already.

>>62145483
One bombing wasn't enough

>>62145561
>posts I don't like
raided
>everyone I hate
samefag

>>62145561
I didn't say raided, I simply said invaded, by one schizo, which happened yesterday around this time too.

>invaded
Not your thread.

>>62146031
Yeah, its mine

>>62146031
My thread btw

>>62142252
Once again I am here to shill the option of The Hound of the Baskervilles

>>62146031
>>62146111
>>62146081
All me, this thread is my exclusive property, get out

>>62146031
>>62146081
>>62146111
>>62146160
I baked it therefore it is mine.

I miss the times when Novelites would still flirt with each other...

Shiori loves me the most so really the thread should be mine...

>>62144146
Liar...

>>62146180
I want to violently throatfuck this shiori.

One step away from becoming prechat fags, oh wait, you guys are already here.

>>62146210
Do you have the highest amount of heart? I don't think so

>>62146189
No homie kissing!

Oh shit it really is the same dude as yesterday, calling the entire thread prechat fags too.
How's that ban treating you?

Oh wow, the schizo really was here lmao

>>62146278
Shiori is a self proclaimed tsundere. Therefore, if you have hearts from her, it's all over.

>>62146278
The thread belongs to spreadsheet schizo, obviously.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyRW87ywPgg&t=2164s
Shiori timestamp in Zeta birthday

Ban? I just hate pre-chat faggot camping in my thread is all.

>>62146354
thanks

>>62146372
Rent free, imagine seething so much over prechat fags lmao

The Demiurge's eyes are once again set on this thread. You are too close to enlightenment.

Why do you think I was banned lmao

I want to declare that I'm the exact opposite of Shiori. I have high emotional intelligence but very low empathy. Compared to her who's an autist who can't read the room but is absolutely caring when she notices the atmosphere of the situation.

>>62146425
We must ascend and escape the eternal suffering of samsara! Do not let the Devas tempt you!

So, ignoring the fact that the prechat schizo has returned with a ban evasion, think Shiori will sing different songs from the same bands?

>>62146518
I hope she reprises Muse, I want to see if she's been practicing.

Quick Survey.
>Your Sun sign
>Your Moon sign
>Your Rising sign
>Your ZIP Code

Why did Ingr*m stop paypigging? Answer me, I know you are here

How cringe can you be lol, it's gotta be Rhy. I just know it.

>>62146566
Make sure to fill out the put your full name and email to receive your results

>>62146189
you want flirt?

>>62146518
Any dose of Muse, SOAD, or Linkin park and I end happy

>>62146620
Rape

You already had your melty and over him yesterday. You already got told to stop offtopic by bringing him up unprompted. Fuck off already.

>>62146566
Also
>The name of your first dog
>Last 8 digits of your social security number
It's important to only give the last eight because we don't want tou accidentally leaking out the whole thing, haha.

>>62146718
>Yesterday
Try like every day for the last fucking month I can't go to this thread without some schizo losing his mind over prechat

>>62146760
Yesterday was extra special. But you're also right.

>>62146566
What the fridge is a Moon and Rising sign

You guys getting triggered don't help.

Not that guy you fags are talking about, but whatever. I would just like to know if there's something you are dissatisfied with Shiori, why the sudden stop

>>62146871
Maybe the guy just don't have that much money anymore or is waiting for a special occasion

>>62146577
I hope you realize that A: Hololyzer is a thing and B: he literally sent an aka yesterday

>>62146965
Yes, that's why I asked, he only came back yesterday. I know he's still watching

>>62147010
I do not pay enough attention to paypigs. Who tf knows, maybe he needed his paycheck and it hit yesterday.

spreadsheet schizo here, Ingr*m now only SC if Shiori says certain trigger words

i don't know what i would say in a SC...

>>62147135
send a small sc everyday that is your birthday until she finds out

What does SC mean?

>>62147180
that's brilliant

>>62147206
super cuck

>>62147206
スーパーチャット

>>62147206
Sex and the City

>>62147206
Shiori Cuddles

>>62147227
This but unironically

You guys need to talk about different things than stirring up meta-drama. Or just let this thread die during off-hours.

>>62147093
That is?

>>62147244
ッ
What a cute little guy

what i'm about to do has not been approved by the vatican.
shiori... COOL

>>62147596
Yeah I know there's some legitimate schizophrenia in here but I bet half the reason these timeloops happen is also just that people are bored and want to start drama for fun. The heartschizo basically admitted it last time too.

>>62147206
Shiori Coital

>>62147614
I believe it's something along the line of "spoil me"

>>62147596
Thank you for your meta post, here is my meta reply with a meta Shiori

>>62147713
mmm i'm so hungry
this cat looks mighty delicious doe

>>62147775
How is this Shiori meta? Does she beat most of the other Shioris in the game?

Here's my Shiori edit for Page 420

>>62147873
it's an aggro shiori
aggro is always meta for ladder

>>62147873
I am a closed beta player and she is getting a buff for next update

>>62146354
>1200 calories is considered a lot of food for Shiori
That seems quite low, unless she's trying to lose weight. I don't think she maintains a super active lifestyle besides her daily "steppies". I am not a health professional.

I will never be in an existence without evil. I will never live outside of it. It'll always be there with the rest of nature, and there is no escape.

>>62147949
>unless she's trying to lose weight
She is.

ShioRyS LOVE!

>>62148283
How would you distinguish good without evil?

>>62148389
If evil is necessary in order for good to exist, does that mean certain individuals are predisposed and destined to do evil just to set an example for others? How is that fair to them?

>>62148389
spare me that bullshit

Did you do your reps today, anon?

>>62148562
No

>>62148562
no, i'm a piece of shit

>>62148562
I just wake up

Good morning Novelites
>>62146189
I'm trying to be less socially anxious, so I'll ask now, does any femlite want to be my gf?

>>62148974
Good morning.

If Shiori played MTG, which colors best represent her?

And why is it Izzet?

Please don’t play YGO, Shiori.

Please play Dota 2 Shiorin

Can we please get a call to prayer

>>62148562
I just got out of bed. I have to buy nicer clothes and do 2 interviews for 2 jobs I don't actually want later.

>>62148509
It's not a matter of necessity. Good and Evil, in fact, does not exist. They are constructs and labels invented by humans in a way that could benefit their intents. Varies between different societies and individuals.
When good revels, evil suffers. When evil revels, good suffers. That's the fairness you're looking for.

Repeat after me.
It is what it is.

>>62149203
This satisfies you?

>>62149401
I have other things in my mind that take more priority than morality or some shit.

>>62149471
Spoken like a truly evil person

>>62149352
It truly is.

>>62146566
>Libra
>Marmot
>Metal Monkey
>BH 90210

So how many Shioris are there? There's base Shiori, Full Armor Shiori (jacket ver.), Shiori Busvella, Shiori Witchvella, and Shiori Newsvella, just off the top of my head.

Shiggers right now be playing air basketball.

>>62148562
i woke up like 50 minutes ago
having tea and then i'm going to play XIV and think about if i want to start reading "guards! guards!" or "between two fires" next

>>62148562
All I've done today is go grocery shopping and play Forbidden West.

>>62149608
I might try that game out but I always wonder if too many MMORPGs just turn into "Spam these abilities in order depending on role in party". There has to be a bettter way

Reject conformity.
Reject conformity.
Be free.
Be free.
Reject conformity.
Reject conformity.
Be me.
Be me.

>>62149856
We would all be happy if everyone was the same. No weirdos, no freaks.

>>62146566
>Libra
>Libra
>Libra
Unironically.

>>62146566
Oh shit, it's the femnovelite fishing net!

>>62150117
Good attempt, scamelite.

>>62146566
Cancer
Libra
Virgo
XXXXX

When is she going to send out heart to SC

Shiori 1,200 calories is below the average intake

>>62146566
Kiara
Moona
Sana
69696

>>62150402
5'0 is also below average height.

My wife is a fucking midget...

Shiori should eat more...

Sh-She's 5'4"... Very average for a woman...

Literally this but with Shiori

if you are autistic enough, you can make out how tall she is from the handcam stream, especially the pumpkin carving one

>>62133791
God this is so sex

>>62151069
Basically, she's very small. That's enough information for me.

I LOVE SHIORI NOVELLA

She's called Shorti short novel, of course she's small.

Good morning Shiori.

shiori should fight for genshin perms

>>62151794
Good lord no

>>62151794
I'd rather HSR and still that would be a no.

>>62151794
She'd have to start over with a clean account and would despise that.

Where can I get the mooviees?

>>62152040
Why? for privacy reasons, or to play through it "with" us?

>>62152115
Both. Though she's ragequit genshin ever since not getting Scara.
HSR still the better game either way.

Gacha games suck

>>62152111
>>62127999

Shiori should play xiv and spend 3 hours creating her own ideal miera boyfriend.

Shiori was extra loving today.

Shiori should play maplestory

>>62152569
This but find me in the world and get married.

I'm alone in the world

Shiori should sing The Carpenters songs

will you be making an RPG alongside Shiori?

>>62152939
Close to You, Mr Postman or Top of the World.

>>62152859
Same. I'm tired of life and wish my mother had just aborted me instead of birthing me and forcing me to suffer.

>>62153029
I haven't done serious coding in just over a year since I got transfered to a different team before I got laid off. Since developer interviews are the only thing I can even get I should probably code something with her even though I hate coding.

guy got two birthday wishes from shiori

>>62153461
Not the first time, she's so forgetful and busy I remember she wished someone happy birthday three times and then commented

>>62153029
No, I have something else in mind.

>>62153508

>titties!
>oh shoot
>sorry I mean titty

What did she mean by this?

>>62153966
Sex with me

>>62153966
she constantly has titties on her mind

>>62154058
So do I
Are we?...

Shiori has a breastfeeding fetish

I want to pinch Shiori's chubby cheeks

I want to pinch Shiori's chubby cheeks

>>62154171
I want to pinch her cheeks too

>>62153421
I haven't touched RPGMaker since 2k, so I don't know what the most popular one these days is, but if it hasn't changed much then you can use it to make a basic Dragon Warrior type knockoff without requiring any real code. Just have to script the switches and stuff. Mario Maker is arguably more complex on the surface.

>>62153029
She will make Black Souls 3. She will deliver. Grudgepost me on this one.

>>62150117
The net's holes were a little too big for my Aries ass

>>62154171

>>62154352
die

>>62154426
This you?

i think i have a crush on Shiori Novella. nothing huge, just a tiny tiny crush.

i heard that Shiori is from chicago, that explan a ton

>>62154615
Thankfully I've got some strong glute game but this made me chuckle anon~

Also 1200cals is like the absolute minimum but petite women have a lower BMR than taller women to answer one of the anons above- that being said, I've gotten way more into shape and have built more muscle mass over fat percentage by zigzagging between 1200-1500 most days and around 1500-1600 maybe two of those days a week. If our girl walks a lot (which she does) she probably needs a good and hearty meal, afterwards.

someone please record and upload this or I WILL kill myself

I want to fill Shiori's rhombussy

Hi

>>62155858
Oh hi

>>62155858
Hey

Telling Shiori she's not my type

>>62155239
Don't worry, someone will archive it. Unless?

I just discovered how to brine chicken. I am so fucking happy. No more dry chicken.

>>62156438
Doubt it.

>>62156857
I normally archive these sorts of things but will specifically not archive this one.

>>62156948
Why?

I'll attempt to grab the end, but otherwise I'm sorry.

>>62157099
Anon promised to kill himself.

>>62156835
nice. Alton Brown loves you

hate

Lovr

neutrl

Bros should I quit my job to be able to watch Shiori's streams?

>>62157919
Why? Just watch vods or archive.

I want Shiori to lie to me and tell me everything will be ok

>>62158132
>Unarchived karaoke
It's over...

>>62158132
I'll never watch vods. EVER!!!

>>62158227
Everything will be okay! *lies to you*

>>62158227

Everything will not be okay if you need someone else to tell you it will.

I need to go to sleep, bros; I can't bake anymore during these hours this month. My work is killing me, and I must work on a giant project. Sorry. I'll bake in December, again.

>>62158470
Sometimes you know everything's not okay but you just want that assurance of someone telling you that it will be, even if you both know it's not true.

>>62158569
Rest well

Are we still letting Shiori bee herself?

>>62158619
More than we should...

>>62158912
Henmama...

>>62158619
Less than we should

really need to kiss shiori when she's not expecting it and see her get flustered

I want Shiori to scalp me. When I look at her as I bleed out, I want her to say in her silly joke voice "that's what you get for being bald ya bish!"

I want shiori to castrate me and hold up my bleedick dick while she says in her joke voice "good golly anon, did you know eunuchs live longer than regular people?"

I want Shiori to piss on me
I want Peeori to shiss on me
I want Pissori to shee on me

I want to hug Shiori and tell her she's doing a great job.

ShiorAI, I'm severely depressed, to the point where I think I might seriously hurt myself!
>ShiorAI: Thank you for consulting Shiori AI. Here are tips on how to bring your mood back up:
>1. Eat a chocolate. 2. Pet cat 3. Watch an episode of a show about girls with magic

I want to punch shiori and tell her she's a failure

Uglybros, how do you cope with the fact that Shiori hates /you/?

I want to softly rape Shiori and give her forehead smoochies after

I wish I wasn't mentally ill

Nigga what the shit is she talking about

>>62160048
same desu
wish i wasn't a lot of things

>>62160091
Kys

I want Shiori to mag dump my body because she thought I was going to hurt her

>>62160266

SOMEONE BAKE

>>62160343
I had a quote I liked that I thought "I'll use it to bake a Shiori thread"
but I forgot.

>>62155957
This is a heckin cute mooms
>>62156051
This is a heckin sex shio

>>62159909
I simply add her hatred of me to my evergrowing list of reasons to kill myself

God is so good to me

>>62160669
that makes one of us

I want to will myself out of existence

Shiori is my wife.

I wish I was someone else