/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

jong

i want to make pippa my trailer park queen

>>62116151

I miss Panko

I love this creature
The chihuahua

NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES

I love Lumi!

I love Panko.
I will always love Panko.
Not a day goes by where I don't think about how much I love Panko.

I love Shiina!

>>62116205

>>62116288
Grim

Gumis....

>>62116151

>>62116270
Stop it.
And I love her more than you.

>>62116398
if chris chan gets a cute gf before I do I will eat a shotgun and am not kidding

>>62116398
its fucking over

>>62116408
Why

Pipkiss

Tenma impression
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGLQctZSi9k

>>62116522
"Why" what?

>>62116398
Lumi can save him

>>62116297

>>62116398
Not like this...

>>62116463
e-clout, good or bad, attracts women like flies to shit
he very well might

Bros I want pippa to suffocate me with her feet...

>>62116560
Why to both

>>62116611
Do you mean by putting them over your mouth and nose, or do you mean down your throat?

>>62116463
Why do you guys want a girlfriend anyway?
"captive" is way better than "girlfriend"

>>62116398
How could Lumi do this to me...

>>62116463
Better hurry

>>62116665
She's not a chihuahua because she's a cute fox, and foxes are not chihuahuas and chihuahuas are not cute.
Because I said so.

Pippa love~!

>>62116398
Every time I start to feel good about myself I like to see images of shit like this to remind me that I'm going to die alone~!

Phase Friend Eepy is playing Tarkov for streamer drip
https://www.twitch.tv/sleepy_project

>>62116788
She does look like a chihuahua. I’ve got to agree with Anon on this one.

>>62116788
>She's not a chihuahua
is she Fuwawa?

>>62116398

>>62116398
me on the left

>>62116868
Well, you're dumb and stupid for agreeing with that anon.

>>62116894
She's not a dog, dickhead.

>>62116398
>Lumi and xalamon

>>62116398
Lumi on the left

>>62116695
Agreed but home births are inconvenient

why is tenma so mean and abrasive? like, what's her problem?

>>62116398
lumi will pay for this betrayal

>>62116398
>Lumi's true self and internet persona discuss stream plans

>>62117119
Who cares, she's a cutie and a sweetheart.

I love this creature.
The chupacabra.

>>62117119
She's a tsundere (my type)

>>62116398
does Chris chan look more normal or has the world just gotten so fucked that what was crazy is now normalized?

>>62117324
the second one
honk honk

>>62117324
Little of column A little of column B. He looked more normal pre-...that.

>>62117324
Well now he just looks like most other trannys so

>>62117324
We just normalize the unpassable troon look

>>62117264
They don't exist, but Tenma exists. Checkmate.
But gnomes exist, I one found one, he run away, REMEMBER THAT GNOMES EXIST

>>62117119
it's called 'old hag syndrome' and i'm afraid it's terminal for me

>>62117427
WAO tenma has so many guns!

>>62117119
Part Slav

I love this Panda

>>62117119
Her eggs are slowly drying up, please understand

>>62116090
Nasa cute

>>62117427
>I one found one

>>62116844
eepy!

>>62117324
he can revert back to his greatest form at any point

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MD4AulkzdJE&t=374s

+his internet clout, twitch channel, he can bang so much zoomer puss, chris chan redemption arc will be unreal

>>62117600

if tenma is running out of time, why haven't you kind anons married her already?

>>62117427
I was talking about him.

>>62117726
all vtubers are single by choice

>>62117726
I will. One day. Also, kys, she's not running out of time.

HEXA SEXA

Vapankulo

>>62117806
shes streaming rn

>>62117795
In gonna fug this chihuahua

>>62117606

I'm getting bored of vtubers and watching them less and less. What do I do? Do I just go back to video games?

tenma really is a chihuahua. small, angry and not cute.

>>62117795
Fertile Phase eggs are in short supply and only going down, while there is high and growing demand.
Any economist would say now is the time to BUY BUY BUY.

>>62117903
D-442 FUG?

Behold My Genius

>>62117936
She's cute.

>>62117427
If chupacabra don’t exist, then explain yo mama.

I can't believe crackanon is dead...

>>62118156
He came back that night

>>62116585
Yrue, just look at phase enemy Boogie.

>>62117912

>>62118131
She's not a chupacabra.

I think pipkun is in his mid 40s. I have no evidence of this but his art style gives me that vibe

>>62116398
Is she gonna fingerbang his DIY spadge?

>>62118290
Very napkin boomerish

>>62117119
Menopause. She should consider HRT.

>>62118156
I think he posted a couple of days ago, but I still miss him

>>62117422
I saw a bridge troll out shopping the other day. Bald spot surrounded by stringy long hair, beer gut & spandex. I just don't understand.

>>62117929
that, anime, or get a job and find out you no longer have any free time ever again.

Hey thanks anons that reviewed my mahjong game earlier. I really need the improvement.
Oh also thanks starknight for the sources I will check them out.

>>62117769
Everyone is single by choice anon. There is someone out there for everyone. Even you.

>>62118630
Billy goats are hard to come by these days in the cities and bridge trolls gotta eat too.

>>62118720
I'm destined to be alone

>>62118707
ganbare anon, anyone improving makes the rest of us better by playing against them afterwards

>>62118055
Needs more shading.

>>62118720
Yeah, my sister

>>62118841
You mean step-sister right?

>>62119009

>>62119052
>Men under 30
More like men under 15

>>62119009
lol, lmao
No

>>62119056
Tosh.0 throwback isnt it?

https://puzzle.aggie.io/eCs2eQ

>>62119216
Nope.

https://twitter.com/AmanogawaShiina/status/1721735331341553983?t=7IKVuLf3CrDPkV4NKtf9YQ&s=19
That's some good fucking rigging

>>62119131
I liked that show...that and Web Soup. It was like America's Funniest Home Videos for teens

>>62119216
I think I'm good

>>62119216
out your goddamn mind

jigger, i saw you change your name.

[Grim Jong News] https://twitter.com/MahjongSoul_EN/status/1721724153571762637

I didn't even realize Shiina hit 100k subs. She promised to show feet at 100k. Did she show them yet?

>>62119417
>male

>>62119417
I was hoping he'd be included
hell yeah

Honestly I don’t appreciate terms like Jongger or Jigger. It’s sounds vaguely offensive. Think you could please call them sometime else?

>>62119417
Thats horrifyin, Pippa is a bit of a gilfag and Illya and Kuro are also coming right?

>>62119417
Why is this grim? Gil is kino.

>>62119513
Blow me nigger faggot

>>62119417
>I'm going to roll a m*le instead of cunny
I'm quitting if that thing pollutes my dorm

>>62119513
You prefer Maher and Puzzler?

>>62119513
Neighbor?

>>62119513
how about nonger and nigger?

>>62119513
>Jonggers
Its spelled ‘jonger’ you tourist.

>>62119471
She said way back she "might" show feet at 100k then changed her mind later. Partially because ingrown toenail surgery made it look gross and part because she was worried people wouldn't like them. they're really not bad from the photo that's out there

>>62119524
it's the 3 cunnies and gil, surely Pippa won't spend several hundred to get all 4

I will refute the slander that Dizzy is brown and ugly

>>62119417
Now I wanna make an edit of the Gate of Babylon but with riichi sticks and jong tiles.

>>62119660
It's your money.

>>62119513
Jongga and jigga

>>62119672
Enjoy your vacation hero.

>>62119672
She looks extremely southern Chinese

>>62119538
I'm pretty sure they don't separate m*le and regular pools in collabs, I don't know how much overlap there is in Gil enjoyers and cunny enjoyers

>>62119742
She admitted to speaking Cantonese, so it fits.

>>62119672
no one ever said that

>>62119632
>ingrown toenail surgery
Ive had 3 procedures done for ingrown toenails. One wrapped all the way under and around my toe (because i was 10 and said i was fine for 6 months). I have no scars and you would never be able to tell. Either her ingrowns toenails were REALLY bad or shes full of shit

>>62119672
That forehead

>>62119417
One more reason to hate jong

j is only one away from k
and we have three j's...

Honestly Phase Friend E;R should become the new CEO of Phase Connect.

>>62119810
I think some anons called her brown because she probably had a tan before
East Asians can get pretty brown in the sun

>>62119812
>had 3 procedures done for ingrown toenails. One wrapped all the way under and around my toe (because i was 10 and said i was fine for 6 months).
What the actual fuck

>>62119672
I choose to believe this hag angel is ioriposter

>>62119812
Not everyone gets doctors that know what they're doing or give a shit. Some doctors are just butchers that treat human flesh like a dog would treat cardboard.

>>62119812
It is Shiina after all. Pippa told her not to step on her toes.

>>62119417
fuck where is man kotomine?

>>62119798
Goddamn I'm good at being racist

>>62119812
Like I said, part of it was just that she just didn't want to do it. Not everyone needs to post feet.

>>62119857
it's a retarded shitpost that makes no sense
she streamed with her tits out as slugma and she's been to public cons

thats not dizzy, the chinese girl working the first offkai phase booth is dizzy

>>62119853
Sakana should step down to head of in house shipping

>>62119861
Believe it or not after its pretty easy to ignore after a while. Children are dumb

>>62119861
She must have went to a backalley doctor. All mine did was separate the edge from the skin, scoop out some black stuff, snip the toenail and pulled it out

>>62119906
As long as Pippas toes are it would be a tripping hazard

>>62119417
I bought a fucking charm for this and this is how they repay me?

>>62119994
Its the same forehead anon

>>62120065
same, I better not get Gil

>>62119632
She should show the better foot then

>>62120051
Pippa has beautiful feet

>>62118720
Yeah but there's 4 billion women on the planet. The odds of finding "the one" are infinitesimally small. It's better to accept that it won't happen early so you don't rip yourself apart over not finding that "one" your whole life.

>>62120066
How the fuck can you tell foreheads apart

>>62120162
She does. Koko the gorilla has a pinup of them on the wall

>>62120162
T. Reticule

I want to see Lumi's feet

>>62120162
She's the missing link

could it be that that girl you bumped into at the bus station in front of the welfare office was pippa?

>>62119216
Hehe.

>>62120162
Anyone who has this opinion is incredibly delusional, those toes look fucking alien.

>>62120162
i want to interlock my fingers with Pippa's finger toes~!

>>62120172
>"the one"
Its not just one, regardless of how modern media romanticizes the idea, "the one" is someone who you line up with 80% of the time and are attracted to. There are bound to be more than a couple thousand people that would be any persons "one"

I have something important to say. I want to be stuck in the box with Da michi. That is all.

>>62120276
to my heart

>>62120396
You would not survive the procedure.

>>62120366
The unique length makes them enticing. Imagine sucking them too.

>>62119216
lol

>>62120162
Pippa's long fingers and toes lead me to believe she is in bread

>>62120497
>in bread

I feel Eros for Nasa but she doesn't feel that way about me

>>62120426
Like a male mantis, I’m not planning to.

>>62119632
I had surgery on mine and they do look different. Narrow, straight edged. I can see why she might be sensitive about it.

>>62120267
Didn't she do ballet? loom feet might be just as fucked as Shiina's

>>62120541
>i like being bread

>>62119672
That's just some bitch.

>>62120547
Wow I haven't seen someone use Eros on 4chan before

Who are the youngest and oldest of the girls?

>>62120421
Irrational love is absolutely ruinous. It's happened to me a few times

Pippa owes me pics of her hairy pippits

[Phase Friend Sawa-Sama news] She’s killing an army of Pippas.

>>62120638
I sincerely hope this isn't sarcasm...

>>62120575
as a kid i think
not long enough for anything like that to happen regardless

What are (You) doing during these hours.

>>62119924
Are we the most racist thread on vt?

>>62120718
I decided to drink and work (i have no choice)

>>62120718
Jong

>>62120754
most here have yellow fever so no

>>62116398
>talks to more women irl than i do irl
should i be crying over this? is that normal?

>>62120162
They're just OK.

>>62120718
Cheating on my oshi

>>62120718
Watching phase friend topher drive cars

>>62120821
Theres no reason to cry over something you cant change, anon…

>>62120718
D&D campaign writeup

>>62120718
look for girls with nice voices to listen to on twitch

>>62120718
i cheat on jelly with nasa and think i love nasa more
jelly just cant satisfy me like a dragon can

>>62120794
>most here have yellow fever
Then why are the white women in Phase by far the most popular ones?

>>62120854
which one

>>62120718
watching Sawa and jonging

>>62120397
Even if there's 10,000 people that match your "one" that's still a stupidly small number of individuals. Most humans only meet a couple thousand people in their life anyways.

>>62120172
There are plenty of rejects at the bottom of the bucket that will glom onto anyone in desperation. Don't lose hope. Put yourself out there.

>>62120718
Watching green woman

>>62116281
Finally free from the Con I see, how was it?

>>62120901
Panko is the only white in phase connect.

>>62120936
who is green woman?

>>62120491
Would you blow each one like a little penis?

>>62120718
Wondering what went wrong...

>>62120982
Panko is Italian though.

>>62121014
Why do you have to make it weird man

>>62120901
Tenma is a hapa

>>62121057
Hitler said Italians were Aryan.

>>62120718
Wishing I bought 4 bottles of vodka instead of 3.

>>62120718
Watching phase friend Derek from vice grip garage work on cars while making phase connect shitposts.

>>62121081
The only weird thing here is the length of Pippa's toes.

>>62121142
Hitler was also on meth.

>>62120901
Because they are are white and most of the fan base is brown & yellow.

>>62121241
>they are are

>>62121081

>>62121169
More to suck and easier to interlock with your fingers or your own toes.

>>62121223
meth makes you smarter

>>62120995
Hexa

>>62120909
Car? GR Corolla

>>62121223
yeah and?

>>62120928
I'd rather be single than attempt a relationship with someone who is only with me out of desperation. That would be an awful relationship.

just got around to watching the hexa pippa collab
jesus this hurts, it's so fucking awkward

>>62119216
IT'S TOO MANY PIECES

>>62120718
cleaning up

>>62121223
All of the creative greats used on drugs.

>>62121456
>used on drugs

>>62121456
like me with alcohol

Phase Friend Sawa Grape Sama and award-winning FlaVR endurance streamer, Raimi Ricotta, are having a collab playing Left for Dead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKhsTTTNlyA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKhsTTTNlyA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKhsTTTNlyA

>>62121437
Again? Do you literally shit all over the place?

>>62121295
Im sorry panko poster.

>>62121411
2 people interacting for the first time while trying to be entertaining for an audience is almost guaranteed to be awkward.

>>62121456
If Hitler was a creative great on drugs, then why did his paintings suck?

>>62120687
I'm srs

>>62120718
What else?

>>62121417
Looks pretty easy to me.

>>62121548
they didn't tho

>>62121518
Are any of the FlaVR girls actually good streamers?

>>62121526
Please understand his poophole has been very thoroughly used

>>62120718
Phase Friend Eepy stream

>>62121611
Now you’re just coping

>>62121395
It could grow into something more. What do have to lose by trying? Your dignity? Your self respect? Those ships sailed long ago.

>>62121321
did anyone save her oneesan voice clip?

>>62121411
Yeah, given Hexa's pre-disposition to woman moments I cant really blame her for how it ended considering how awkward Pippa made it at the end. I wonder if what set her off was seeing us talk about Pippa running to jong afterward?

>>62121622
i enjoy nyana's streams quite a lot
sena is cute too

>>62120718
Watching Yuuna from tsunderia
she's someone all architects can look up to

>>62120901
I am a proud White Man and thus I only watch the true White Man's vtuber, Kaneko Lumi.

>>62121543
>Im

>>62121411
Can you fucking cut it out or at least limit your hexa bait to a couple of times a bake?

>>62121526
i live in a perpetual mess

>>62121622
banyana is

>>62121649
you've never seen a hitler painting

>>62120718
Slacking off of work while watching an old pippa vod

>>62121622
Raimi is great. She's a shitposter, and has insane endurance. Her first streams a few months ago were like 8 hours long playing Kingdom Hearts and the newest Zelda.

>>62121622
no

>>62121715
White men are at work earning a living to support their wives and children while Lumi streams.

>>62121728
You're just being pedantic now.

>>62121548
Art is subjective.

>>62121738
sorry anon, i'm still not over her blacklisting me

>>62120718
watchin eepy and practicing jong

>>62121803
Don’t you mean Pandantic?

if i see one more retarded post im leaving

>>62121573

>>62121805
Subjectivity is not relativity.

>>62121850
stranglingCarlos.png

Lumi.

>>62121850
good one

>>62121865
but your post is also retarded

>>62121811
If you're hexa then post your lumpy tits.

>>62121865
Hi

>>62121611
They needed guidance which was he was rejected from receiving in lieu of more (((contemporary))) artists

>>62121934
>was he was

>>62121850
That was really bad

>>62121811
Post your cut up titties

Lol, Uruka is graduating.

Hexa has a boyfriend.

>>62121957
Stop teasing the phone posters.

>>62121971
graduating to my wife. she is pregnant

>>62121661
I'm not going to subject myself to an unhealthy relationship just because it's "easy" or the only one I feel I can get.
>What do have to lose by trying? Your dignity? Your self respect? Those ships sailed long ago.
I think you're just projecting now.

>>62121999
Liar she wouldn't lie to me

>>62121968
Is it so bad that it would make a Panda mad enough to see red?

I CANNOT STAND THESE FUCKING PANKOPHILES ANYMORE, ACTING ALL SMUG WHEN THEY DON'T DO SHIT AND YET THEY FEEL LIKE THEY CAN MAKE FUN OF FOLKS WHO SPEAK THEIR MINDS!

>>62121801
Yes I go to work (and watch Lumi while I work) to support my wife Lumi, and our future 3 kids.

>>62121999
yeah, me

>>62122067
Evwn worse

>>62122095
Anons this man is delusional

>>62122095

>>62122025
NTA, but anon, I think if your venting about wanting but not wanting love on fucking vt of all places, he might not be projecting as much as you think.

>>62122095
Just don't make a typo bozo.

Pankophiles have driven fear into the heart of ESLs.

>>62122214
>

>>62122025
You try to help a nigga out and this is how you get repaid. Lashing out at the people who try to help. It's never your fault.

>>62122095
>speak their minds
Then you must be mute, given the empty head you got.

>>62122095

>>62121999
they all do

>>62122274
At least half of Pankophiles are ESLs themselves.

This post will trigger bump limit!

>>62122321
So smug... BRAT!!!

>>62122162
Turn around, chihuahua, there isn't enough room for 2 dragons in this general.

cant believe pippa started the faith trend and snuffy, geega, shiori and nerissa started playing it recently.

>>62122358
Yeah, and I’m the best boyfriend they could ever ask for.

>>62122043
It's true. He looks like latino Steve Buscemi from the fellow kids meme. You can't compete with that anon.

i think the angry pankophiles are better than the spell checking pankophiles

>>62122385
Who's holding the gun?

>>62122409
Retard

>>62122379

>>62122132
>Evwn worse

>>62122191
I'm not venting. I'm just being realistic. I am perfectly content with my current life.

>>62122293
????? Who is lashing out here?

>>62122411
She's going out with Pippa!?? Double NTRd fuck..

>>62122435
they're the same pankophiles

>>62122385
What do you mean, Tenma's a chihuahua, but I'm not Tenma, you silly-willy.

>>62122550
>Tenma is a chihuahua
HE ADMITS IT

>>62122449
She is making one of the new JP members hold it.

>>62121850
heh

>>62122500
I JUST HIT THE WRONG KEY GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK

>>62122602
It was a part of the joke, dumbass.

>>62122550
The point still stands. Run.

>>62122095

It's Tummy Day today.
The Phase girls should post theirs.

>>62122738
I'll post my tummy for you, anon.

>>62122738
You should post yours

>>62122738
Shiina said it was nacho day. I'd dip my nacho in her any day.

>>62122738
you can have an old one for now

>>62119387
I'm not Lumi, retard!

>>62122738
Which Phase girl would have the roundest tummy?

>>62122842

>>62122738
agreed

>>62120901
pippa is latinx

>>62122871
Isn't uruka pregnant?

>hexa uses hag tag

>>62122661
Tenma expert, Tenmaschizo, confirms validation of Tenma's species. She is now confirmed a "Chihuahua", more at a 11.

>>62122738
Pippa's skinnyfat tummy!

>>62122980
I bet she has a light blonde snail trail.

...I meant their model's tummy.

>>62122661
Wao! His oshi is a tiny dog! Cute!

No update on why the PC girls Twitch are being deleted? Or just a stupid move by Sakana, as usual?

>wao
>smug-pankophile.png

>>62119672\
But the sweater was blaaaack

>>62122738

>>62123072
theyre graduating

>>62123108
Yeah, so they can marry me

>>62121125
*Eurasian, please.

>>62123063
>Twitch accounts are being deleted
and nothing of value was lost.

>>62123063
Other then Uruka who else has had their twitch nuked?

i hope lakers start raping pankophiles. if anyone deserves it, it's the pankophiles.

>>62123063
Getting off twitch would be a good business move.

>>62122895
No one is "Latinx". Not a single Latin American or hispanic wants that Pentagon-slop rebrand.

>>62123247
>lakers
The LA Lakers?

>>62123247
The LA Lakers?

>>62123063
who cares lol

>>62123301
Brown fingers typed this.

>>62123035
Plucking her trail hairs one by one~!

>>62123301
You're latinx now. Get with the times.

>>62123247
>Lakers

>>62123042
NO!

>>62123042
She's cute, but SHE'S NOT A DOG!

>>62123440 (me)
FUCK!

NO! to >>62122952

Are Pankophile’s the strongest posters on this board?

>>62123440

Bakers?

>>62123550
i see what you're trying to do

>>62123550
No. Tellytubby fans are insane

>>62123583

>>62123669
>actually licked my screen when I clicked on the image
It’s over for me huh

>>62123550
No. They are racoons.

>>62123706
/pcg/ is your oshi

>>62120162
she does

>>62123706
Ember...

>>62123706
...

Phase talents for this feel?

>>62123761
Why did you stretch her toes

>>62123805
Dizzy

>>62123805
Your mother

>>62123805
ember

>>62123319
>>62123419
It's a new meme, calling them lakers rather than likers

>>62123858
someone has the lakers squib. hopefully they will educate this non-thread readers

>>62123858
Is it? I know that phone poster did it like twice and then it kinda died instantly.

>>62123805
I wonder what kind of person made this picture.

>>62123858
Own your eslness anon.

>>62122980
I want to leave hickeys all over Pippa's tummy and chest

>>62123035
I'd love to lay my head on her tummy

>>62123247
try it