/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

my butt itches

If she goes two months it's actually over. There will be no recovery.

Gurass

Gura cute Gura cute!

I WILL marry this stupid little womanchild!

>>62113355
Sex demon

I love this shark

I love Gura the most!

>>62113584
The point of no recovery already happened. Declines like this don't just magically turn around, the best that can be hoped for at this point is she's forgotten by the internet at large and no longer notable enough to draw attention so she can drop a random video every now and then that a handful of diehards watch. Like Nostalgia Critic or whatever other washed up e-celeb you can think of

>>62114579

>>62113355
>>62113687
>>62114579
bros I keep destroying my dick to her
how do I STOP IT

>>62114911
Why contain it?

>>62113584
8 more days!

Gura owes me sex

>>62116010
I like this image

Sex with a fembud.

>>62113584
If she goes 18 full years it's actually over. The time to raise a child.

>>62116563
>18 years to raise a little faggot
>In OUR modern dystopia
>In which stunted development is ubiquitous and normalized
Anon...

>>62113584
>>62114613
Retards. As soon as she streams for like 2 days everyone will forget about it and start kneeling. Even if everyone /here/ was a feistybud it's not even 1% of her viewers

>>62114613
>The point of no recovery already happened
Miko was out for over 3 months and managed to come back from it. of course, she didn't burn a ton of good will by "returning" and building up hopes just to suddenly disappear again multiple times, but still

I really want to mess up Goth Gura and make spiral her further into depression T u T

>>62117968
I wish you guys wouldn't talk like this about my daughterwife.

>>62117937
Miko wrote that daily diary shit, hell even Ayame gave a status update like 30 days into that 60+ day stretch when she was getting a new phone shooped next to her face every fucking day
Gura has blown every other low standard out of the water, the contest is over, she won

>>62118392
>Gura has blown every other low standard out of the water, the contest is over, she won
you say that as if she isn't going to keep raising (lowering) the bar

>>62118277
Not my fault your daughter-wife insists on being so erotic.

>>62118499
I would genuinely be suprised if the bar could go any lower at this point.

>>62115927
>>62116186
>>62117742
>>62118850
because fan arts make her have a little chest or b cups and I goon from it

>>62118392
exactly. what >>62114613 said is correct. She wants to be forgotten. If she started communicating again that would string people along. She doesn't want those people anymore. She wants the holdouts to give up on her. There's no other explanation. Her fame is too much for her to deal with.

>>62118868
Next year could be like the last 2 months, except stretched out over the entire year.

>>62113355
>It's over
What do you even mean by that? It doesn't seem like she plans on graduating anytime soon and most chumbuds kept their memberships and buy merch even if the ghosting arc continues.

Well /ggg/?
You want to show Gura some love, don't you?

You know what's depressing? It takes me less time to beat multiple games than it takes Gura to come back from a break.

>>62119132
>most chumbuds kept their memberships
you got any evidence? I pulled the plug after almost 3 years but a lot more people did it earlier and those were just the feisty ones that actually comment

I never unmembered

>>62119254
I'm not a numberfag but sure let's ask /here/. Did (You) pause your membership?

>>62119414
http://poal.me/sjlajy
http://poal.me/sjlajy
http://poal.me/sjlajy

>>62119319
Same

it's maternity leave isn't it

>>62119319
I will never unmember

>>62119836
yeah
she's pregnant with me

>>62119902
uuuuuuuuuuuuuh congrats on being born

>>62119836
Sorry bud she owed me sex

>>62119836
That baby? Yeah, me.

I can't help but doubt that this thing has ever actually had sex.

>>62120034
Idk if a smelly viking bearded spaniard like me can have sex regularly I don't doubt anyone can.

>10% of the comments on her last member post aren't member anymore
grim

>>62120506
hmmm isn't that pretty good? Or did you mean the other way around?

>>62119567
>over 50% of us paused membership
so, assuming her membership cut in half across her viewership, and conservatively assuming 10k members on the cheapest plan to start with (youtube takes a 30% cut):
>cover is taking in at least $17,500 per month less than they were from gura's membership
>they're taking in at least $70,000 less per quarter
>they'll be missing out on at least $210,000 if gura continues this trend for the next year

Day 3! Give it up for day 3!

>>62120852
day 53

You guys care more about her income than she does.

>>62120699
That's nothing. They've hired far more than that in staff for the new studio.

You know what? Fuck you guys.
*unlolis your loli shark girl*

>>62120699
>over 50% of us paused membership
>so, assuming her membership cut in half across her viewership
That's assuming people who come to /vt/ are proportionally representative of the entire fanbase

>>62121098
Why would you do this?

>>62120699
Her latest post has 5200 likes and most people don't leave a like so she probably had like 15k members and it might have gone down by 2k which is still bad but it's still more members than anyone in HoloEN. Today's Twitch incident was an example of how many people still care enough to follow her again and she recovered most of her followers on an account that she's never even used to stream

>>62121098
I hate you

>>62121098
>>62121283
>>62121382
post more

It's not over yet but it will get worse if she continues ghosting us in 2024. Even patientbuds must have a breaking point

>>62121298
I think it's far more likely that twitch just fixed the problem rather than x amount of people all being followers who noticed and refollowed on the same day, if I'd been at work today I wouldn't have even noticed
that's all I care to comment on though, I don't even care for normal numberfagging let alone supposition and theorycraft

>>62121098
I counter with babby shark.

>>62121098
>>62121917
Gura likes both these. She wins either way.

>>62121098
disgusting

>>62121098
Gura when she's 25000 years old

>>62113355
The best thing about Gura being a 9000 year old loli is that we won't live to see her become a hag

>>62121098
Ngl, I love booba Gura.

I wonder what the fuck she's doing with all this extra time she has now

>>62122362
Eating ice cream every day.

>>62122543
based

I just want my wife to talk to me again.

Schizophrenia makes the absolute sense at this point. You don’t just have auditory and visual hallucinations like that. Avoiding people is also a very telling sign

? her twitch got suspended

>>62123286
Psychoanalyzing Gura is a symptom of mental illness.

>>62123359
it's back

>>62123359
her and like 3/4 others, it's fixed already

>>62122263
Literally get to enjoy her best years for the rest of our lives

Gawr Gura... FUCK YOU!

Remember that one time for a couple weeks she posted lovey dovey membership posts. Guess shes getting love from somewhere else now...

>>62124108
I need to.

>>62124143
From me

Stay strong chumbies, she'll definitely be back in December to shill Christmas merch

Did anyone else find the way the JP girls doted on Gura during the sportsfest to be kinda gross and a bit cringy? I dunno why, I used to find it cute, but now it rubs me the wrong way. Confused. Am I just jealous or something? Something about it felt disingenuous. And fuck off antis, not interested in what you have to say.

>>62125921
Nyo, in fact they should dote on here more

>>62125921
It was fine. Gura is cute and deserves doting.

>>62113687
That glass is probably still there, on the floor.

>>62126008
Untrue, I cleaned it up for her.

>>62125993
yeah. it was probably me just being weird. she does deserve the doting, she's cute as fuck.

>>62114911
you don't.

>>62125921
Compare it to them doting over Biboo, it's pretty much the same.

>>62114613
>having earned enough income in the last 3 years to never have to work again.
This is not washed up. This is smart. Not many people on this planet earn that much money for that little work. It's a fuckin success story.

>>62117314
>stunted development
like short? hot.

>>62119074
she will NEVER get rid of me. like do you think there are even other females within six degrees of seperation from me? Nope, every bridge burned. There is only Gura. I will always be there.

>>62121098
you unanimed it too, now it looks like western garbage trying to be pseudowestern anime. ghey.

>>62121720
breaking point? What's that. Like do you guys know what you're up again? I'm sitting here in a puddle of my own cum from fapping to my fully clothed shark wife. My patience will never wane, I'll be here sitting in my own cum 40 years from now, still gooming to my child sharkwife. My patience is infinite, and my goom is plentiful. Antis come and go, and all that remains is me, gooming to gura, every day.

Day 53! Give it up for day 53!

>>62122362
fapping.

She doesn't actually hate me, right? I never did anything to hurt her.

>>62127383
you specifically, no
you as a fan, yes

Back in September we had the anniversary cope and after that we at least knew she would be in Sports Fes but now there's not a single stream or collab to look forward to. We don't know if she's gonna be back tomorrow or ghost us for another 2 months

I like stinky and hairy girls

>>62127613
Gura only has hair on her head

>>62114613
I still believe things can get better

>>62113584
Nigga, it’s been over since this November started.
You can actually go back literally one year ago and find the warning signs of this very thing.
In fact, the warning signs have always been there since the beginning that, when this gig starts to get tough or that it no longer serves to provide her any more fun times or benefit, that she would just abandon it.

We’re at the stage of complete fucking burnout on her end. The only thing that can save her dying career and motivate her to step it up again is an actual miracle.
But really, the writing is on the wall. It has been for a while now.
If Gura wanted to do hololive, she would. She’s doing the driest, most barebones version of a hololive idol experience possible. It’s not even bare minimum if you judge her based on the average experience provided by literally every single other girl in hololive except for her.

>>62127549
>we
any excuses since the ghosting first started a year and a half ago are invalid
there has never been a single good cope as to why Gura cant just make a single fucking tweet at the bare minimum

What's her master plan.

>>62127784
make millions by putting in next to zero work
its working

>>62127784
Plan?

>>62127682
>she's completely burnt out
>i'm completely burnt out
>started our careers around the same time
we are

>>62127682
meds

>>62128108
how is that post medsworthy. seems pretty accurate

>>62127784
crashing this agency...

>>62128234
...WITH NO SURVIVORS!

>>62128217
And you seem pretty retarded and gullible

>>62121720
>Even patientbuds must have a breaking point
I work IT, I assure you nothing can break me.

Dino Gura is just a girl in a costume. Get fucked dinofags.

>>62128366
how does me agreeing with him have anything to do with being gullible. i can clearly see from gura’s behavior that her heart isn’t in it, i didn’t need to be persuaded or tricked into that when i can just look at what she’s doing and deduce based on the facts of the matter

>>62127816
Doughtful shed plan that.

Gyaru Gura

>>62128524
meds

>>62128834
Explain this then retard

>>62128524
Still would

>>62128979
Explain THIS
https://files.catbox.moe/j6ru3o.jpg

>>62128979
The hottest thing about dino gura, is what the crotch of her dino suit would smell like after she's worn it.

Guras crotch is very pungent

>>62127678
Things don't really need to get better, assuming what you like about Gura is Gura herself. If the thing about her that matters to you is being the numbers shark or the biggest vtuber then the has-been outcome is bad yeah, but if you like Gura the person then being reduced to a mid-tier who shouldn't be such a bad outcome since she clearly would be more comfortable with less eyes on her

This place has become a hugbox for antis and menhera faggots. You cannot say anything positive about Gura because someone will start writing his retarded fanfictions

>>62129134
>very
No, extremely

>>62129134

>>62129207
The positive menhera hugbox is /cc/
Fair warning tho there's nothing positive to actually say about Gura's current actions, so they mostly just image dump dino Guras to keep the thread on life support

>>62129134

>>62129207
Get in the hugbox.

Is Gura living up to her full potential?
Is everyone satisfied with Gura?

I wish i was Gura, i would stream for you losers, i've got your backs!

>>62129673
How? It's cramped in there.

>>62130144
That’s one of the smallest shark tails on Gura I’ve ever seen

>>62130047
I don't want your streams. I want you to give me the sex you owe me.

>>62130144
Cram yourself in by getting close to her and hugging her.

>>62130047
It must be awesome being Gura

> Parents proud of you
> 4 million ugly subscribers that adore you
> Everyone that met you call you cute
> Extremely pungent crotch
> Earning millions of dollars doing nothing
> Get to touch yourself whenever you want
> Even you cat loves your armpits

She must be living her best life bros

For nearly 3 years I've only intentionally goomed to Gura. I didn't want to cheat on her. How bad would it be if I goomed to someone else for once?

>>62130687
>> Even you cat loves your armpits
Bro that cat has been dead for a while now.

I wonder who the ugliest celebrity Gura has ever goomed to!

Any predictions?

>>62131346
Bushemi

>>62131346
Eric Stoltz in mask.

>>62131074
goob morning

She'll talk to us again. It might feel a little awkward at first, but we'll move past it.

>>62130985
I cheat on her and goom to Shion all the time.

>>62131655
>might
but yes now hurry up and let's get to it, come on shark

>>62128029
You got burnt out after 3 years? Anon I don't know how you're going to survive life like this. You aren't rich like gura to just fuck off I assume

I am gura, and gura is me. I am you, and you are me. I am myself, and I am all chumbuds and all chumbuds are me. I am the barracuda, and I am the yes bud. I am her biggest fan, and her strongest schizo anti. I have never watched her stream because I have never stoped watching her stream.

Kobo and Gura should collab, that would be kino, have they ever interected besides Amogus?

>>62119252
What games have you beaten?

>>62125631
A million dollars... How can someone actually be that dumb?

>>62131074
sleep tight buddy

Gura should play "Dan Dolme" on stream https://www.retrogames.cz/play_1527-DOS.php

Gura dropped a billion dollars on the geopolitical sphere to manipulate a upcoming war.

>>62127717
Mental illness is a good cope though. Irrefutable too

>>62132333
>Irrefutable too
>>62130687
>It must be awesome being Gura
>> Parents proud of you
>> 4 million ugly subscribers that adore you
>> Everyone that met you call you cute
>> Extremely pungent crotch
>> Earning millions of dollars doing nothing
>> Get to touch yourself whenever you want
>> Even you cat loves your armpits
>She must be living her best life bros


It is very futable

>>62132407
Nah, it's irrefutable and backed up by many streams where Gura describes her mental illnesses.

Guras crotch smell could kill a full grown elephant ane I need a wiff ToT

I love Gura's big thick tail

Gura quit streaming because Mori told her they were getting MGS perms after Gura promised she wouldn't play MGS off stream, she thought they would never get the perms so now she's dreading people actually asking her to finish several games in a series, and she would rather not stream at all than stream the same game for more than 1 stream.

bushi pucci

>>62132603
Imagine the smell.

>>62132603
does not exist on gura

Gura smells good

>>62132603

>>62132757
rrats need to be somewhat believable, pal.

>>62132757
meds

>>62132626
Guras bush is so thicc that it looks like she is wearing a diaper

>>62133098
you're mistaking her diaper for a bush

>>62133098
Is her bush absorbent? Does it turn yellow when she pees on it?

>>62133130
T o T

Gura realized she is too erratic and cause a fall in the birth rate. She has damaged an entire generation of people to no longer desire 3D women, so she Mae a choice to cut back on streaming to save the world.

>>62133303
Well its too late for that lmao they killed Abe

>>62134171
Love that funny little meme fishe

The woman hiding behind this avatar hates Gawr Gura and her fans.

>>62134468
Truly the best kind of fish

>>62129207
the thing is that currently there simply is nothing positive to say about gura

>>62134171
>>62134468
derecious

grumpy child

lonely child

>>62131853
It's a well paying job that gives me interesting tasks and is very flexible with work conditions, and they effectively can't fire me since my contributions are too important. But i'm also just exhausted from having to do it every day and having it consume all my time+energy. In a lot of ways I find it similar to the position she's in. I guess we're just not cut out for the working life.

>>62135032
Sounds like you have it good and should stop being a whiny pussy

>>62135032
You need to find a fembud to mate and reproduce with to give you the drive to keep pushing forward.

>>62135032
Have you thought about just doing an average job if it's a job you don't care about?
I've been a software dev for over over 15 years and there's been some jobs where I've just done enough to get by just to keep my sanity.

>>62135196
how do i meet fembuds

There's nothing sexy about this girl.

>>62135285
Truth, Shion is sexier.

>>62127072

how long until she graduates

smug child

>>62135276
yeah i need to figure out how to care less. I take too much passion in my code which is part of why it consumes all my energy.

>>62135285
everything is sexy about this girl

Would Gura come back if I got her this for christmas?

she can not run away forever
at one point she has to stream on her channel again

I just woke up from a dream where Gura did some kind of comeback handcam stream, then threw a pair of her panties into the camera's view. I dreamt that the catalog was flooded with threads about it.

>>62135847
That's where you're wrong. She can just stream in collabs forever.

>>62136018
Eh, at some point people would probably lose their shit, I don't think Cover would like the idea of fans going menhera in birthday/anniversary SCs since she has to do them on her channel. Being like Ayame is one thing, but if she straight up doesn't do a single stream on her channel for like 8 months and comes back just for a birthday shill stream I can't imagine even casual fans would be fond of that kind of thing.

>>62135847
Not if she graduates

>>62114613
>>62119074
>>62129154
Gura streamed more when she was more popular. How does thinking it's because of her "fame" make any sense whatsoever? I like how retards in this thread keep oscillating from "Gura doesn't care about numbers whatsoever" to "The reason Gura doesn't stream of communicate is because of her numbers!" Just shut up already. This has nothing to do with "numbers". Gura would be behaving like this regardless. This has been a problem with her predating Hololive. The actual problem here is Cover's stupid hand-off approach which is just letting her rot. Someone like her needs someone else to push her, she's even admitted as such, but no one wants to do it.

>>62113355
AI cover of the day. Finally I can return to the place where I can blast music as much as I want
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iSMBTRE9Y8

I thought she would come back after the sports festival

>>62137040
But why

>>62137050
Idk. I just hoped

>"Gura" returns and streams regularly again
>she is no longer voiced by Sen but by another soundalike

How would you honestly feel about this, chums?
https://poal.me/9ney4o

>>62137108
retard

>>62137040
She does the train promotion instead

>>62137364
UOH

I'm just thankful she's at least ok

>>62137595
Based

>>62136834
That's why normies shouldn't be talent managers

I just want to rape this creature is that too much to ask?

where the GOOB at?

She died for your sins. Repent now, or your prayer won't make her come back

oh nyo

>>62128029
Same, except I've actually been busting my ass nonstop for the last three years, Gura can't say the same

>>62138031
Mating pressing that idol on the cross.

>>62138435
By her standards she has.

>>62138545
Grim

>>62138031
The Goomperor protects! Amen.

>>62137108
How different will the voice be? If it's close like mumei or rin i'd keep watching

it was better when she at least had some projects coming out here and there,like being in lives or concerts

and she streamed more too then,somwhow

>>62139169
>and she streamed more too then,somwhow
It wasn't the lack of time then and it sure isn't the lack of time now that prevents her from streaming

fatfuck

>>62135974
It wasn't a dream. It was another timeline. The timeline where WW3 didn't start and Gura actively streams with ASMR cybersex lovenests every weekend.

They said 2024 will be the year of sololive (hell, even Mio received one), Gura realized she will be busy all year long so she preemptively took time off from Hololive (it's now or never). Cover wants to push their luck but this time they are getting tired of Mori

>>62137296
Pot calling the kettle black.

Could this be the cause of Gura's mental funk? Lead poisoning from the baby food she eats?

>>62120852
Wow it looks like she took a long weekend after the sportsfes but she will surely stream tonight right?

Gura talked about toejam with Mumei a while back, she even explained exactly where it is but i still can find it and i never ever clean my feet, i still have no toejam under my nail

Cura said she could scoop up her joejam, is it just certain people that got jam?4

She's gonna extend the ghosting arc until after thanksgiving isn't she?

>>62141832
what part of "see you next year" don't you understand

>>62141832
what part of "see you next year" don't you understand

>>62141916
>>62142095
Indistinguishable from bots

>>62141916
>>62142095
Indistinguishable from bots

>>62141832
what part of "see you next year" don't you understand

>>62141832
what part of “see you next year” do you understand

>>62141916
>>62142095
>>62142624
Indistinguishable from bots

>>62141916
>>62142095
>>62142624
>>62142686
Indistinguishable from bots

>>62142397
>>62142696
>>62142734
Indistinguishable from bots

Tf is goin on here? Did the chumbies finally break?

>>62142837
Bots my friend, the eternal boogeyman

>>62142876
>boogeyman

>>62142895
Whatever you say seafriend

Porn

>>62143015
yes?

Gm retards

It's either a bot or some SEA with the same mental capacity as one. Or it's a cripple.

>>62143962
It's either a bot or some SEA with the same mental capacity as one. Or it's a cripple.

You wouldn't this creature... right?

>>62138171
Why? I don’t get why they need to do this

>>62144298
pet? of course I would.

>>62113355
She was in vrchat earlier with an e-boyfriend, alluding to meeting up to fuck
Mental illness has gone a long way for her

>>62144641
k

>>62144641
yeah, me

>>62144641
>VRChat

HORF HORF HORF GARLIC BREAD

>Gura streams once a year
>It's the Elf watchalong and she's always completely silent
Would you take the deal?

HORF HORF HORF LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY FORGOR THEY WERE A STREAMER
>doesn't stream
I guess she never remembered...

>>62145635
Your hypothetical sucks. And to answer it, no.

>>62145731
Gura has Alzheimer

>>62145830
She has crippling celiac and can't stop shitting herself

I think we should stop making this thread till Gura gets back.

>>62145864
stfu nerd

>>62145864
Good luck, even if every fan agreed antis would make it, plus she's never coming back, so it would just be gone.

>>62145864
too many attention starved third worlders out there, they'll keep creating this thread unless mods get involved

>>62145992
Why would mods get involved over them making a thread?

>>62146013
Cause if none of her actual fans are making it then its basically a harassment/doxx breeding ground.

>>62146042
My guy this is 4chan, being able to talk shit about anything and everything is one of the biggest appeals, and only the cripple doxx posts.

>>62146220
>My guy this is 4chan
Its actually 4channel you fucking newfag

Gura just needs a tard wrangler

goob morning buds

>>62146460
I want to hire the land whale that took care of the special ed kids at my elementary school to come sit on her like what happened to the tards who got unruly.

>>62146460
She has plenty of wranglers; kiara, her dad, her mom, her youknowwho, fauna etc etc, nothing have worked

Gura is unwranglable, her retardation is too strong.

Was Gura a special ed kid?

>>62146658
Goob morning

>>62138171
this is the cause of gura's recent behavior
she never recovered from this...

Didn't read the thread. I love Gura

>>62146239
I felt this post in my bones. “My guy” should be insta-ban too.

Goob morning I love Gura the most!

>>62148038
My guy, who died and made you king

I'm the king of /ggg/

>>62148436
My onahole is finally back

https://www.redbubble.com/i/sticker/Gawr-Gura-nude-by-Dullface/152232408.EJUG5
why are cumbuds like this?

>>62148992
I ordered 100, there is gonna be alot of cars in Nairobi with some cute stickers

>>62148436
It's been a while onahole

I'm graduating from /ggg/ you fags hate really hate my wifedaughter

>>62148992
T u T

>>62145864
At least rename the thread. Its more gura themed than anything. Lots of antis nowadays

the 3d live talk revealed something to me in my dreams, it's coming, soon
it'll be a mid december 'christmas present', the usuals will argue over how it was totally or was not at all worth it, and then she'll just vanish again shortly after leaving said arguments to reach new heights

>>62150835
Thanks Sherlock, real news here.

>>62148436
COME HERE BEND OVER

Did chumbies abandon global?

>>62151041
isn't global just teamates screeching about ame, and complaining about everyone who doesn't like ame?

>>62151083
Hey, that's not fair. They also screech about Kiara too.

>>62151083
I see more fauna antis now for some reason

>>62151041
Chumbuds were never on global, thats false flaggers. Anyone talking about a chuba with a general outside of the general is false flagging.

>>62151041
mostly yes because as much as you fags jabber on about this place being filled with antis, global is like the anti melting pot
endless 24/7 falseflagging all the time about someone unless there's a stream 'everyone' is interested in, every single post mentioning Gura that wasn't a Gura cute or weeeeeee descends into threadlong bullshit

I AM FISH streams were the last that gave me the good old Gura vibes

>>62151295
Gura should play more games like I AM FISH.

Gura's bushy pucci and hairy pits.

Gura is fuzzy like a squishy peach.

I had a dream that I befriended Gura's dad
it was strange

Gura probably hasn't shvaed her bushy pucci in months or years ToT

>>62151295
My rrat is that there is a hidden meaning in playing that game because the main character is a fish and Gura is also a fish

>>62151870
Gura is a shark, stupid.

>>62151870
Also, she played YouTubers life 2 around the same time, and she is a youtuber

>>62151453
>>62151500

What should we do?

>>62152250
probably start collectively chumming in a jar and making plans to send it to COVER HQ

>>62152250
play vidya and goom

>>62152250
Integrate into society

>>62152427
you don't understand, none of my pants have zippers and my dick is out PERMANENTLY
normal society isn't an option for me