/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>466198
She really is a good friend

>>466918
She really is a good friend

Where do I get the anon that said Kaede is a lesbian?

>>475531
Based Lolicon

why does festival hate luna so much?

Post more tan lined Matsuri

>>481912

The rest of my collection are NSFW sadly.

Swimsuits...
I will never forgive Youtube-kun!

Apparently Matsuri has like 6 songs during Bloom according to her twitter.
Although iirc a bunch of them might be group songs.

Is Matsuri's stream lagging or is it just my internet?
https://youtu.be/dxjyNAMcDQM

>>486048
I was just about to ask. Seems to not be just you.
W10 ResMon is showing weird spikes instead of a more traditional smooth curve for bandwidth usage.

I don't feel comfortable looking at lewd photos of the mentally ill

>>486126
You'll soon understand all menheras have a lot of fetishes and sexual energy. That moment you'll see the light and drink the menhera juice

Man, the mod seems to be overly sensitive today.

So anyone who speaks JP can give a brief summary of this stream?
Afaict she was talking about Aki, Haato and now Nijis?

>>487915
She was talking about her lesson at the start then she answers questions that were sent through Twitter by listeners. Unfortunately, I can't translate all of her answers cause there are a lot and the lag made it difficult to listen to.

>>488103
Oh right. I forgot she was doing that.
I thought she was talking about some of that Bloom thing among others.
Its fine. Thanks.

We'll have to wait until it archives.
I'm particularly interested in what she said about Luna.

Sleepy Matsuri is the best Matsuri.

>>488542
She makes me want to sleep too.
Also can anyone actually hear what she's saying? I have it on max and can barely make out individual words.

You are now imagining an exhausted Festival flopping onto her bed.

>>488875
Quick! Post sleeping Matsuri right now!

>>488794
Yes. Actually it's more comprehensible since she talks slowly.

Festival sleeping on your thighs!

>>486314
Menheras are always secretive with some of their passions.

>>489023
What does she smell like?

I AM HOLOLIVE

>>490740
Expensive shampoo and perfume

I want to fuck the Menhera out of Matsuri

just how crazy is she

>>486418
He hasn't dilated yet.

>>456278
Nijisanji fag here. The other liver in that clip is Higuchi Kaede (nickname Deron), who Hoshikawa recently fell for after an interaction they had at a live event. (Reference: ~1:32.00 - 1:36.10 of the below stream.)
https://youtu.be/3EPcsUIryyg
(Hoshikawa says Deron is the first liver to really make her heart skip a beat since Inuyama Tamaki.)

Hoshikawa downplays her relationship with Matsuri probably because she's trying to flirt with Deron. She describes Matsuri as a genkai otaku/sekuhara ojisan and when Deron admits she might be turned off by someone acting like that to her, Hoshikawa says she'll do her best never to do that. They also talk about how Matsuri liked Hoshikawa's tweet about her collab with Deron using her sub account, and whether that kind of behaviour is too heavy (Hoshikawa says she doesn't particularly mind).

>>496330
You are a moron and a fucking retard.

>ホロメン「男とAPEXしていい?」
>コメ欄「いいよ!!」(いいわけねぇだろボケ)
>ホロメン「ありがとう!!実は○○さんと~」
>コメ欄「コラボ楽しみ!」(見るのやめよ)

>1800 viewers
kek'ed hard

>>492825
fake crazy

>>496354
Just surprised at the complete lack of JP knowledge in this thread. There were basically no posts in the previous thread that grasped the context of the posted clip.

>>497729
why do you think narratives sell well in holo threads? most of them don't really know JP and take the posts they see as granted. they might understand parts of some sentences max and let the narrativeposts fill in the blanks

>>498648
Bonus points if you say they're from 5ch

>>475531
Does anyone have that clip where Matsuri says she needs to pee, and the girl she is doing a collab with, screams that she will drink it?

>>475531
Matsuri is the best dancer in the vtubing world and it is not even close.
I was rewatching Holofest and her dancing on the trio song with Suisei and Flare was so natural and perfect, I completely forgot she is a menhera bitch irl.
Can anyone link a stream where she dances a bunch?
t. nousagi

>>499148
Are you talking about this clip?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1VJ1czhCk0
It doesn't have Matsuri saying she has to pee, but it's her telling a story about drinking pee. I'll be genuinely surprised if there are multiple piss drinking clips for one streamer.

>>499148
couldn't find the original clip cause it prob was on holochang moments before they nuked their content, so this was closest I could find
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbWiwT0qMoA

>>499357
Haha imagine if Matsuri slowed her car down so the race didn't end and Hoshikawa peed herself I think that would be really funny haha

>>499357
That's exactly what I was looking for, but I wanted the original clip. Guess it's lost to time.

Imagine sleeping with Matsuri, waking up and realising she wet the bed

>>499282
It's part of what makes Festival so great. Apart from being too old, she could convincingly pass as a proper idol if she never engaged in a conversation.

>>500045
Incredibly hot. I'd offer to wash her clothes/bedsheets and then sniff them like a maniac

>>497729
I tried to, but I don't watch Nijisanji much to know the full context of it. Though my Japanese isn't that good either.

t. N3.5

>>482122
post Mega link

>>475531
Matsuri's 3D Swimsuit stream in HD
https://v.ikx.me/video/d1WgK31O

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1ZIjT2XmAU

WTF why?

>>505861
Maybe because she thinks nicknames should be given by other people?

>>506035
Based. That should be how it works.

>>505739
It's just a small collection of Fumihiko and Henpen artworks. I think it's better if you check them out on Twitter or Pixiv instead.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQ0zVegRnDo
>Mozambique challenge
>Not using Mozambique
What does Festival mean by this?

https://hololive.booth.pm/items/2722499
Matsuri's valentines voice pack

Apparently Festival is asked to help in this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t22zt7kgva0
Which is starting soon. No wonder she had a time limit for the stream earlier.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlguB9ZVrXU&feature=youtu.be
I miss Fubuki collabs

>>482064
>>482077
>>482122
Tan Matsuri is the best.

>>509916
Can’t seem to find “henpen” unless you mean the one on the artist’s twitter/pixiv. I would sub to the fantia but my bank is a fucking cunt and I cannot use any of my cards for it

>>516493
There's been a very recent Phasmophobia and even more recent Fall Guys collab afaik

Reposting a pasta, not to start shit, but to genuinely hear some takes on how "real" or "rrat" it is from people who have her as their oshi.

>Be Matsuri
>Fall in love with a girl that likes dick
>Constantly rejected by her
>Cry on twitcasts and make such a huge drama to a point some people start hating your love interest because your menhera attacks
>Talk to a bartender
>Send a lot of marshmallows and superchats to him
>Get drunk and tell him you want him to be your big brother and take baths with you
>Get ignored and rejected by him
>Get completely outclassed by a tomboy with a sexy onee-san voice
>Meet a qt 3.14 pro apex player
>Actually get him to coach you
>The tournament is your chance to impress him and win him over
>End up tilting and your team ends 19/20 only because the other team was memeing with controllers
>Cry and suffer the whole time
>Met another qt in the after games, a spaghetti spilling weatherman
>You actually try to be seiso instead of the degenerate everyone is used to
>Have the time of your life
>He never calls you back
>Find a princess that loves you back
>She calls you when you were depressed after the apex shitshow
>She values and depends on you a lot
>When she gets sick instead of helping her you go back to confess your love to the dick loving girl
>Fall into an endless APEX obsession
>Your viewers tell you to bring some variety and that they are tired of APEX
>Instead of improving you take a break playing more APEX
>Return from break and keep on doing APEX streams
>Fans actually start leaving you
>Start to argue with antis on twitter to later delete everything
>Meanwhile your dick loving love interest is having the best time with a retarded australian
>Despite all of this you keep on streaming APEX, and it seems everything is going fine
>Then a Shark appears
>The Shark puts a trident in your ass and starts buttfucking you
>You start bleeding viewers
>You end up loving it and ask for Gen 5, Korone and Pekora to buttfuck you the next day
>Do a collab with a gook
>Despite being hyped up and having your fox senpai to help you, you still can't make over 5k
>That collab also brings a curse to this land
>get buttfucked in the next days by a detective with brain damage and an autistic reaper
>Boys and girls from all branches are having fun and teetee
>you're alone, playing APEX
>Eventually you decide to stop being an autist and join the minecraft server
>You can't even recognise some of your kouhais
>All of the girls except EN are playing Minecraft together
>EN girls are having collabs together and interacting with each other and her senpais
>All of the boys are playing among us together
>All of them are having fun
>You're alone, lamenting your existence on twitter and crying yourself to sleep
>There's a Yathzee tournament coming
>It's your chance to make a harem with all past love interests
>Dedicate a stream to practice it, alone.
>Tournament happens, you are doing fine
>Suddenly the princess appears, and she's on a warpath
>She utterly destroys your hopes and dreams
>At some point she feels bad about you and tries to throw, but still manages to buttfuck you
>Your dreams of a harem are dead
>Later because of this and much more, you start having menhera attacks and suicide bait on your alternate twitter account
>The menhera attacks are getting stronger, you end up trying to assault a squid in front of her fans
>FRUS TRA TION IS GETTING BIGGER
>You find your kouhais, a CEO, another menhera and a mom
>You want the mom
>BANG BANG BANG PULL MY MENHERA TRIGGER
>The CEO is trying to befriend you but you, as a good menhera, take this as a personal attack and ignore her
>Mommy turns you down politely
>You keep on screaming and attention whoring until you leave without saying goodbye
>Your fanbase is also full of menheras that pretend to be happy but use alternate accounts to have the menhera attacks
>You look for those accounts and reply to them, making some of them delete their accounts
>As the menhera attacks get worse, your roommate makes a stream
>Despite all the makeup and filters, your roommate can't hide her eyebags, a sign of someone who crearly cries herself to sleep
>In a bold claim, you go and say that if the fans don't like APEX they can go eat shit.
>Shortly after go into a break
>Your stalker, that for some reason you thought it was a good idea to make a mod in your channel, thinks that's because of your fanbase
>Your fanbase start to attack each other
>You have to come out and admit that a friend died so they stop fighting between each other
>Meanwhile the princess is having her birthday
>You prepared a cover that you promised months ago
>You retweet it SEVEN times
>You send an aka supacha
>She doesn't mention it
>Not a single holo acknowledges the video
>Have a menhera attack on your roommate account
>Your fans start pestering the princess because of your own stupidity
>Have to make an apology and explanation on your roommate account

>>521819
Not this shit again

>>521621
Yeah I mean that one. I would give you a link if I sub to one or both of them on Fantia but I only download everything from Twitter honestly and Pixiv honestly.

>>521658
Splatoon 2 as well.
And a non archived Apex on FBK's channel.

>>521819
If you can't tell this is a rrat, you're either new, dumb as fuck or a schizo trying to push the rrat under the guise of neutrality.

>>521819
This is longer than actual conspiracies.

Festival is cute.
And apparently doing a Momotaro solo 10 year time limit tomorrow.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyO3N-4nTUo

Matsuri is just the female Gosling

>>527387
That doesnt make me like her any less anon.

>>525752
Well, at least it's not Apex.

>>521819
This is such an old rrat...

>complains about Matsuri playing APEX
>Matsuri asks what game should she play
>most voted game: "APEX"

uh...

>>537170
Vocal minorities in a nutshell

>>534494
And apparently it might not be solo either.

>>537170
Heh, I remember that poll.

>>521819
She really did throw herself at him though

>>539117
Chad ignored the Menhera, truly a winning son.

>>540037
YEAHHH

>>539117
I saw the clip though, if that's the one.
I don't think that's what you call throw yourself.

>>537170
Those who cries about Matsuri playing too much Apex had left. Only those who endure or love it stays.

>>475531
Somebody shared this the other day.

Matsuri has a thing for dogs.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QO0U1Y-WYzY&feature=youtu.be

It's probably a stupid and derailing thing to ask, but any of you ever wonder if someone will seriously try to go after or cancel Matsuri for her lolicon tendencies, even if it's old shit at this point?

Only bringing it up now as I've seen some idiot on reddit recently exposing Matsuri's lolicon preferences to circlejerk subs with the expected reaction. Granted they're subs as niche as you can get and it's not the first time someone tried canceling Matsuri over it, but with discourse on the topic of lolis and whatnot on the Western scene, I wonder if someone will make a serious effort to actually go after her or just about any of the other Holos over this.

She needs to talk more about lolis and stop playing apex.

>>537170
But she gets the lowest views when she plays Apex.

>>544069
I don't care. They will just be another anti. Every Hololive member have them already.

>>544345
She gets low views in anything other than utawaku nowadays.

Matuli...

>>546134
She's just hiding her power level.

>>544069
Anyone I see that tries gets btfo in mass by holofans even on twitter. So it's nothing to worry about.

>>544911
That is true. So really, letting her play whatever she wants is not a big deal. True fans will watch no matter what

>>546470
Perks of having small audience. Although I know it would be better for her to have more, I wish her fanbase stays the same. I feel that she really treasure her current fanbase which made me feel loved. If her fanbase grew, things might change. Yes, I'm aware of how selfish that sounds.

Tanned Matsuri...

Tanned Matsuri....

>>521819
Matsuri...

>>548960
>>548981
Made for sex

>tfw you will never see her use the 3d swimsuit again because YT is a bunch of cucks

How can I not worry when she eats like this.

>>551118
Someone needs to spank some sense into this menhera...

>>544069
She can always brush it off as just being in character.
Plus, she is a woman, pedophilia is viewed a lot less harshly in women, she will be fine.

>>544069
Yeah, as vtubers get more popular we will definitely see americans attempt cancel culture.

But while they can't seem to resist china, they tell american sjws to fuck off all the time.

>>553195
Just to add, they already attempted to cancel gura because she looks like a loli.

Unlike nyanners she basically told them to fuck off as well.

>>553195
All things considered, Cover did as well as they could in the china affair. They did some shady things initially, but not many corporations are willing to kick chinks out like that.
Shame that the chink branch had to be closed off, but I guess that's what happens when you deal with a country full of mentally retarded bugmen.

>>551118
What is she doing? Is she trying to lose weight for Bloom or something?

>>553582
Probably? She ate a lot on Holofes itself.

>>553582
She wants to lose fat cause she's fat. Pic related is the reaction of her fan in Twitter DM that was shared by her roommate account back in November.

>>554570
She has not been fat since she was in her teens anon.

>>554602
Yeah but by twitter (normal not even the others) she has shown to be eating a lot of heavy things. God damn it I want /fit/ Matsuri not anorexic Matsuri

>>475531
matsuri’s tanlines and puffy vulva are too lewd

>>554570
Is there a translation? Sorry, I'm EOP

>>554602
She might be over 59 kg before she did the diet anon. For comparison Noel was 54 kg on "that pic" and Matsuri is reportedly only a few cm taller than Noel.

>>554900
>130 pounds
For a jap that is heavy, but I mean she only weighs 30lbs more than haachama who people seem to imply is bullemic.

>>554872
The cutest girl in the world (Yesterday 4:03)

4 kilo is dangerous, lose some weight!!!!! Fat!!!! Do you want to go back to being a Kirby!!!! (2:19)

For context, she said that she weight 55 kg a month before.

>>554966
>For a jap that is heavy
Yes, exactly. She is fat. Not round-body kind of fat but still fat.

I want to help Festival and do exercises with her!

Her roommate just posted a membership twitcast post. Seems like she's planning to be more active on that account.

>>555305
>Seems like she's planning to be more active on that account.
I doubt that. Her bio said that she is "a free voice person". On her last twitcast she explained that means that she'll do activities as her roommate whenever she likes it. Still gonna member her though.

>>555057
Damn, that must suck. It's almost worse than some random anti shitting on her because that same person is willing to praise her other times. That kind of attitude makes her more likely to do what they want, because she wants to convert them back to being supporters.

>>555483
I want to sign up as well but I feel like it's wasted on a non-jp scrub like me. How far will this parasocial relationship take me.

>>555600
But the way that guy reacted was comical though. That's why she shared it cause it was funny.

>>555614
At least you're not stuck with Noel. She's planning to take you to her grave.

>>555773
Funny, I always get the vibe noel really doesn't like her overseas fans. Or at least doesn't seem to like interacting with them.

>>555834
How can she hate them? She can't even understand them. She's aware of misbehaving EOP in her roommate chat though.

>>556044
Typical foreigner hate.

>>544069
nipponjins just do not give a fuck what foreigners think

>>556297
Prejudice may exist but everyone with a mind of an adult won't hate something for no valid reason.

>>556364
They planned to fire coco and haachama over the taiwan incident.

Coco herself said it in a talk stream.

It was only because of overwhelming western support of the talents that they didn't get retired.

>>556726
There was absolutely zero chance of Coco actually getting fired for what she did. Any "talk" of this that she received or heard about would have been just a veiled but impotent threat for her to behave. She has made and continues to make Cover too much money to be let loose, and given how Cover rapidly pulled out of China, it was clear who they chose.

>>556364
Westerners have tried to shame Japan on those loli anime and illustrations for years now. It doesn't work and it may never will. Those who protest are usually just a vocal minority anyway.

>>556726
Westerners have tried to shame Japan on those loli anime and illustrations for years now. It doesn't work and it may never will. Those who protest are usually just a vocal minority anyway.

>>557952
That's true, but with how quickly the world is degrading and globalizing, I don't imagine Japan will be able to hold out for much longer. The protesting minority may be a minority but they are loud as fuck.

>>557976
Have faith anon. Nothing ever gone into the worst possible outcome.

>>558191
I have no choice but to remain cautiously optimistic, since the other opportunity would be to blackpill and that's for fags. It's just really shitty that I have to retract from western media because of this bullshit, and I am very grateful that Japan has remained steady. I want to believe Matsuri can maintain her interests without fear of western spergs.

i would collab with matsuri using my penis

>>557976
It is all about money.

Do the sjws pay the money for superchats and merch? I think not.

>>558369
Well in case if everything goes south, there's still her roommate.

>>559032
Sure, but they don't even play games most of the time, yet they still have a death grip on the (western) gaming industry.

>>559323
Because unfortunately a shit ton of them are going into the creative sector in order to influence the entertainment industry.

Writing, video games, moves/tv.

Not the case in japan.

>>554570
Jeezas

Is sex good for exercise? Because you can fuck Matsuri and make her do exercise, killing two birds in one shot

>>566600
No, not particularly. Even intense sex burns off less calories that brisk walking.

Now if we all gamgbanged her relentlessly she might burn some calories.

Matsuri gonna do collab with Ollie today on Valentine's Day, it proves that Matsuri is still Ollie's number one.

Well this is convenient. Last year's Valentine song got revived. https://youtu.be/9nD7aQ_cKAM

>>544069
even in rampantly anti-lolicon places a lot of them are just like "she's japanese, she lives in japan, she works for a japanese company, what the fuck are you gonna do my guy?"

which, I mean, I'd take it to mean that I'd worry more about the HoloENs getting shit for her behavior than her herself getting in any kind of trouble.

I haven't really went through these Holo graffiti episodes yet
https://youtu.be/2wOBwf_vsTw
Is this her usual personality for these shorts?

>>577690
I don't really get the question but yes I guess.

I was a bit put off by the frame rate at the beginning but that idol anime-esque ending made it worth.

Come watch her Valentine date https://youtu.be/s97csg-WFN4

>>551118
Im really concerned shes gonna land herself in the hospital at this rate

No human can function off 300 calories...

>>581077
I really wish she stopped going to extremes, she either eats like a landwhale or starves herself to dangerous levels. Funny enough, that's the main reason it's so easy for her to get back into the chubby

>You'll never give Matsuri chocolate on valentine/white day...

Anyway, utawaku: https://youtu.be/3IKs5dr1Wd0

>>554900
>>554966
>>555057
>>554872
>>554602
>>554570
>>553582
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mu9rZe6-N8
The Twitcast

>>556531
Proof that hating things is the only way to keep your youth.

>>586327
I didn't mean it that way but that is one way to look at it.

>>582239
She'd probably reject it for having too many calories.

>>583432
Fatsuri, round like a ball.

Matuli...

>>588181
This is such a great comic.

>>588080
Nah I'm pretty sure she would receive it for two reasons; she is has a sweet tooth and it would be rude to reject presents especially those filled with love. Eating it however, would be a different case.

>>588181
Please tell me that they're going to or have spent some quality time together for Valentines

>>601164
I'm sorry anon. Matsuri is basically a hikki and she streamed twice on Valentine. One of them is a collab with Ollie. She and Fubuki are just friends.

Luna hates Matsuri?

>>601362
No...

>>602325
Why would you think that?

>>602325
quite the opposite in fact.

What's Matsuri's lowest weight? I saw another post that said she went as low as 33kg, but I'm pretty sure she'd be dead if she was ever that thin.

What's the purpose of Matsuri's second account? Why did Cover approve this? Is she the only chuuba that has this?

>>609933
Check her roommate twitter account. She posted the photo of her when she was at her biggest and at her thinnest.

>>611506
She doesn't want to litter her official account with random tweets especially when Hoshikawa is doing a special stream.

>>588181
What is this? Is there really a hololive manga?

>>611506
no? haato iirc has one

idk about others

>>611506
emotional venting

>>602325
Yes. Most people dislike Matsuri, in fact. They just don’t vocalize it because she’s their senior and has some relative standing with the staff in Hololive.

>>617396
Nice rrat.

matuli (and other holos) I'm really not trying to expose myself to your roommate accounts, but you're really not making it any harder to

Man I looked up her roommates account and wtf she isn't chubby. She's literally just think unless I'm an idiot

>>617396
Wow, I can't believe the chuubas secretly hate each other and all the teetee shit is fake all along.

>>618020
if that's the case
you'd think something would have leaked on their roommate accounts by now though

Now that the dust has settled.
What did they mean by this?

>>618347
sex

Not a matsurifag but is she doing okay?
Idk what brought on my sudden concern but I'd be sad if anything happened to her.

>>619012
Other than her starving herself, she's ok.

>>618347
The very definition of Summer Color Festival.

matsuri is passion

>>621386
Whats Comet doing? Classifying the others?

>>621440
yeah looks like idolmaster classification system

>>621386
I always prefer cute and cool in iM@S CG. Never expected that I would love a passion idol now.

>Pekora in passion
Shouldn't she be in cute?

>>521819
>hot takes
Go back

>>621386
>Curled hair
My fucking dick, when did she change that

reminder

>>626059
UOOOHHHHHHHHH ToT ToT ToT

>>556364
Wakarite.
t. American

>>575776
I don't think I've heard a HoloEN even utter the word loli once. I'm sure they're told to avoid the topic completely. I'm sure Ame has been asked since she answered a question about liking Yuri or Yaoi.

>>579100
I want her previous opening bgm back.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9R6IcvM9WA

>>581587
She said it's hard for her to do anything in moderation. This is why it's hard for her to have normal relationships because she treats even an acquaintance like her best friend after only a few interactions.

>>592811
Matuli...had a hard life...

>>626390
Doesn't she change it around? I think she used that for the recent karaoke.
Perhaps one for games and the other for others?

>>583432
>68Kg peak Matsuri
I've seen the NND dancing videos and that sounds about right.

>>626119
child erotic!!
child belly erotic!! ToT ToT

>>592811
Fuck you, HOshikawa.

>>626390
She uses that one for solo streams. The other one she uses for collabs.

https://twitter.com/7216_2nd/status/1361363636573282304
So she likes Shadow House.
Good taste if its the one I'm thinking of.