/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

*sip* Wah...

>>61802078
thst combination is a little too sex

!

I love IRyS, she's a cute dork

>>61802065
All these pointy ears get me horny as fuck.

I don't remember choco being so loud

IRyS is going to die alone...

>still no love life and a good job
>low intelligence
IRyS...

>>61804403
>>61804463
Just like in the game...

abeRyS my beloved…

What changes would IRyS bring as a politician?

IRyS is shaking nonstop again. she needs to pee so bad again...

>>61804403
>>61804463
she is waiting for me

>she finally met Kaoru again after all these years
holy kino

Lol, she still isn't giving up on Kaworu kun

kaworu's got expensive taste

IRyS is a sugar mommy for Kaworu

>IRyS is becoming Kaworu's sugarmommy
lmao

she's actually taking it seriously now

Neck deep in debt now

>5m in debt
>cant be a sugar mommy anymore
>everything will crumble down
I can save her..

>[EN] IRyS: oh no my life is gonna end without marrying Kaworu-kun
its for the best lads...

>>61804463
>no love life
Hahahahaha holy shit look at the DYRBI on this cuck.

IRyS will be that wife that gets blackmailed with debt

>>61805521
post pits and tits please its been so long

>>61805522
Blackmailed for what? Picture of her sucking half the dick in Tokyo?
Hard to be blackmailed when everyone knows you’re a shit-eating slutpig.

>>61805522
my wife, blackmailed by me

>Almost 6 million in debt
How can she going to escape poverty now?

Jesus fuck, Flare is pumping those kids out

Abe must be so proud if he were still alive.

>>61805652
her permanently pregnant belly must look hot af

>>61805652
Sluts associate with other sluts.
A yellow rice-munching slut like Flare is the perfect company for a cock carousel riding whore like Irys.

iwys…

>>61805693
Flare is the man in the relationship

>>61805721
and?

Flare aiming for that football team

IRyS...Furea is lifemogging you so hard...

>Still single this late game
She is never gonna get marry.

kek imagine if she failed

I think I need more choccy milk in my life

BABYMAKING SEX LET'S GO

if that kid looked like Shinji IRyS is gonna freak

I love this dork

IRyS FINALLY had sex!

>named it rei
sasuga weebRyS

>>61806198
>>61806242
All with me

I'm Kaworu.

IRyS' kid is so cute

HiRyS! It's MelonRyS!

>>61806647
they look like chuuni dorks

hey

>>61806643
Alright, bend over

I think she feels like she already won the game when she married Kaworu and have a kid with him

>>61806647
my kid's cute, I know

IRyS daughter will be a hikki neet dropout

>>61806925
oyakdon...

So this game is just monopoly but for smelly loser girls?

>>61806973
monopoly but with actual sex

Flare is roasting IRyS kid...

OldRyS...

What happens to 'life is not a race' bros? I feel very attacked by this game

ina and choco are kinda quiet... flarys too strong...?

>>61807413
whoever told you that most likely won a lot of participation prices as a child

>>61807421
Ina is jetlagged to shit streaming from her hotel room in a language she isn't very comfortable in
Choco is just chilling

>very popular disease just came out
IRyS phrasing is something that will never fail to get a chuckle out of me

did irys win?

>>61807903
not yet, she just died

>>61807903
she's in a better place now

>>61808004
how many kids did cheebs have?

>>61808058
1 and she's also a stinky fujo hikki neet like her mom

Is IRyS winning?

>>61808058
-1

>>61807943
That counts as a win in my book.

>>61808135
She's in the lead

Is she actually coming on everyone's backs

Ah, so close...

Furea really won in the end, she had the most offspring

So close... Flare's Manwhore tactics didn't work

Inner...

Choco wins by doing nothing
IRyS' delusions got her 2nd place
Flare fucked her way to 3rd place
Ina...

>>61808319
...got to fuck an idol. that's a win in my book

>No secret ending

>no secret ending
its over...

Surely she's lying...

>Next two streams are in JP

She hates me specifically.

I'M NOT ALONE

>"no secret ending today!"
>there was no secret ending
what

>>61808487
bro it's great for our reps!

>>61808487
2? I only know about the Watame one

Rate the stream guys.

>>61808706
I don't really feel like it

just now I figured out that the text on IRyS' new intro is just her lore piece
god i'm dumb

>no irys sports fes voice pack
why even live

>>61808706
After I get my secret ending

>>61808667
that's because the retard thinks the sports fes is gonna be in JP while Kronii and Gura are there

>>61808706
kawoRyS/10
9 elf babies/10

>>61808706
FlaRyS should collab more, they hit it off so well

>>61808706
I woke up and sale the last 25% so nah
Plus if there’s no secret ending, was it even a stream…

>>61808706
99% JP
no secret ending
I feel empty

>>61808706
ichizuRyS love/10

How did you feel about the new loading screen?

>>61809143
not a perfect loop/10

>>61809143
looks pretty good but the loop

>>61808706
And a ching chong nip nong to you young lady/10.

>>61809143
I think it looks cool

>>61809143
pretty sexy desu

>>61809143
needs more cheeb

>>61809143
I like the old one more/10

Guys... did you see this one?

>>61809143
i love you irys please merry me

i missed the first 3.5 hours of the stream so i didnt see the loading screen

>>61809143
good enough, not a perfect loop tho/10

>>61809629
>please merry me
OK.

>>61809726
cute

>>61809605
on a date with my wife

>>61809605
It was an OP in one of the Hiroshimad threads

Waddup

>>61809605
>not BK
FAKE. My wife only eats whoppers with me, sometimes like a snake

>>61810098
She likes mcchickens

>>61810039
m-mating press?

>>61810098
that's because that's not your wife, she is mine and she likes mcchickens too

>>61810039
Cum....

The fat fuck is late. Where is she?

>>61810336
anon... cheebs... cheebs is in a better place...

>>61810585

Ina has more streams than irys this year holy fuck

IRyS has been replaced
https://twitter.com/shiranuiflare/status/1720118674273841613

>>61809143
Kinda sucked

>>61811087
Ina can draw you know

>>61811087
Yeah but IRyS has longer streams so checkmate
i actually prefer shorter streams as opposed to fewer very long ones

Don't start shit using Ina you faggot

Or calli, or bae, or the chimkin, or mumei, or fauna, or any holo en.

>>61811265
Even guwa? Even kronii?

>>61811307
Anyone, their point is to derail threads.

>>61811087
Nobody has streamed longer than IRyS this year besides mori, kiara and bae. kys

>>61811456
Nice reading comprehension.

Why do schizos always come out after a good stream ?

>>61811456
retardchama...

>>61811456
Wow kronmei is real

>>61811456
Are you retarded?
It is actually funny when you add advent. Fuwamoco and bijout have already passed her as well

By the way, not to tip my hand here, but one way to spot an ESL is the space between the final letter of a sentence and the punctuation.

>>61811574
when in doubt, always blame elves

>>61811087
Are you ready for 10 more streams until the end of the year?

>>61811574
At least I know I have a good VOD to look forward to. I've had a great day today and now it's going to get better.

>3+ IPs
So subtle…

Today's stream confirmed my suspicions. Ina needs to become a semi-regular Ink Girls guest

>>61811787
Please I want IRyS to have more friends

>>61811574
>the better the stream the harder the seethe
This is the /HiRyS/ law. I wonder how hard they’ll seethe next Caraoke

>>61811678
Those are just phone posters

>>61811678
He also doesn't know how to use contractions

>>61811894
>karaoke
IRyS will do a little sister date RP stream that ends with walking her home gently

>>61812001
but GuyRyS is the brother not the other guy that looks like her

>>61812001
But how is she gonna break me out of jail?

>>61812230
Selling her body

>>61812122
>>61812230
it will be an AU filler episode, at the end it will be reveled that it was just GuyRyS having a dream while he was still in jail

I would kill to protect her smile

>>61810585
I won't believe you till you show me her resting in peace.

Next stream will be a superchat reading (2 hours because she has to leave early)

>>61813519

Would you actually kill for her if she asked you to?

>>61814044
I would kill for her even if she didn't ask me to

>>61812306
only if I get a date and a kiss before and after

>>61814044
Sure, why not? We can do it together like real star-crossed lovers.

>>61814044
This is a thinly veiled request for her to play the incest game

Just woke up, watching VOD now, surprised it's 4hours long damn

i am going to bet 7 streams november and 5 december if we are lucky

>>61813573
she barely streams anymore no way she will waste her time reading your cringe ass supas

>>61804820
You are also low intelligence and not notice her while waiting for her.

Still trudging through the last Armored Core vod, is it just me or did they basically lift the entire premise from the wonderful anime that IRyS should totally watch, Eureka 7?

>>61811993
>61816284
>61816326

>>61816384
The storylines of all Japanese media just blend together after a while

>>61815909
jinsei game takes 4 hours to complete so all vods with that game are around that time

>>61816384
just like how every mahou shojo anime after madoka is some kind of horrifying bait and switch, all mecha after evangelion is giant robots fighting against/for an eldrith creature that wants to fuse all of humanity into one consciousness

>>61814044
"make me"

>>61813573
Any SC she doesn't read is lost. If you really care about having it be read, best to send it as she's about to start reading them, since it's not only confirming she will be reading them, but you get in before the rush of people doubling the size during the SC reading.

>>61817363
But she said she'd totally read them

>>61814044
maybe...

>IRySのせいで一生フリーランスが生まれて草
heh

>>61817363
Sometimes funny shit happens. Once she was reading and she read one from somebody, went off on a five minute tangent and then picked up on the SC after that same person's next SC. There were about 4-5 SCs in the middle, including one from me. Oops. Sucks to be us.

>>61814044
If she would marry me, yes.

>>61818272
Last time she read them I think she missed ~5 right at the end from not refreshing. But that could also have just been a hololyzer mess-up on her end, or even my end, because it sometimes gets wonky in membership streams.
Frankly I just hope she at least reads them offstream, I don't want her to miss any of my hilarious jokes.

I'm tired of hearing people whining about their superchats not being read, you've been doing it for months, get over it

cheeb cheeb

>>61818850
I'm sorry that you can't afford to send superchats.

>>61818798
Hololyzer doesn't really work for Member's streams because they don't have a membership to IRyS:
https://www.hololyzer.net/youtube/realtime/superchat/U_5FtcvBbZs.html

Compare to:
https://i.miss.irys.moe/supas/U_5FtcvBbZs.html

Even that sometimes misses some and goes a bit wonky though.

YouTube heavily rate limits bots and sometimes it misses some messages during the transition between going from a public -> private stream or during the end if it disconnects and then supas are sent last minute.

Go to sleep woman

>>61818850
does not stream, read supas, have new songs and is busy

Hag bros
https://twitter.com/hololivetv/status/1720017907466317839

>>61821414
Bout time ya showed up, fatty.

my pov

Increase the chibryses.

>>61822028
I'm about to dropkick your ass.

>>61821414

>>61822028
This is most likely a drawing of IRyS pulling bae’s arm and forcing her to touch her ear.
Nice.

>>61822028
Waddup?

I'll never understand how some of you managed to turn Cheeb into a fetish

>>61823725
There's too many Cheebsexuals in this thread

>>61822028
my pov

>>61823846
Faggot.

>>61823457
I dunno why I find this so fucking funny

>>61823863
Let the hate flow through you.

>>61824185
>SHINE
>SHINE
>SHINE

>>61824244
brighter than ever

>>61822028
My pov

>>61819573
I can afford it, but I don't, because I'm not a fucking retard

>>61825037
>he says posting here

>>61825729
im not the guy giving money to someone in the hope they're gonna read my message and they don't

>>61825037
TL: He is poor and a retard.

>>61826029
He's obviously poor because nobody gave her that much supas in the first place.

He's also a retard for thinking people will think he's a retard for sending super chats.
People will only think that if you're genuinely a retard.

Next stream will be the sports fes then uhhhhhhh chillas

I don’t care what people say. Yeah, chilla’s games are kusoge, but they make for fun streams and they usually have a few good scares.

>>61830921
As long as IRyS has fun I'd literally eat up a watching paint dry stream if that's what she wanted to do

>>61830921
I think the nigger that complained about everything finally fucked off, he didn't complain about the jp collab today either
hopefully he killed himself

>>61831218
Don't speak too loudly. You might summon a Twilight watchalong or some shit.

>>61831507
did IRyS express interest in twilight before I don't recall. already watched a few with Fauna and Mumei and they turned it into one of the best comedy series

>>61831602
Hold on tight, spider monkey.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vPZN7XJL2k

>>61831507
Too late the Twilight watch along with Kronii after they watch School Days has already begun manifesting

>>61831908
Full Promise off-collab to watch the final movie. 4 of them making fun of it non-stop, but Bae is super into it.

IRyS will watch the five nights at Freddys movie for the next watchalong

>>61834059
Oh no, Cheebs are mutating too fast.

>>61834059
clock woman love

>>61834394
We hate her here

>>61814044
depends if the other person deserves it

Are KroniesRystocrat real or they are just a myth?

>>61834579
they're a promise

>>61834579
If course they're real, a female one keeps our karaoke archive updated

>>61834537
(You) hate her, my wife loves her therefore i love her.

>>61834579
We have one maintaining the karaoke archive but she's also a sapling

>>61834537
u guys hate anyone that isnt irys and i will never forgive u guys for that.

>>61835364
God damn right, I even hate myself for I am not IRyS.

>>61835364
since Promise we don't hate the other girls anymore
We still hate brrats tho

>>61835364
no one else can compare

>>61835747
We will never not dislike Kronii and ESPECIALLY kronies for their gay ways and drama, Bae indifference but BaeRyS hate,brrats barely exist here, Faunas good and saplings are okay but can get...weird. Mooms nice despite the shit taste in candy, hoomans are chill but rare visitors sometimes they eat/steal cheebs.

>>61835364
I only hate the shippers that aren't MeRyS and specifically Kronii for stealing my wife for a month, I'm not sure if I'll ever forgive her.

>>61836063
Sorry I have to like Kronii to have a chance with the femRyStocrat

>>61835364
c'mere brat.

>>61838459
That's my wifeRyS right there

IRyS watch Ryan Gosling new movie please

>>61840633
It's so cute how she wears us now...ima get another necklace for my truck

>>61840633
She wears my face I wear her ring

>>61840633
God that smile gives me a heart boner

finally playing AC6 myself I don't understand what took IRyS so long to beat Balteus, took me less than 10 tries

>>61843052
did you use the pulse gun?

>>61843138
I used a lightweight build, plasma vertical rockets, machine gun and laser sword

>she retweeted that post
I get why she did it but I seriously hope this is the last time Cover forces those failures with the girls, especially the EN faggots. This HoloPro bullshit is fucking disgusting.

>>61843311
>plasma
homosexual build, you cheated and she didn't

>>61843311
Oh so you weren't kicking it to death

I think I figured out part of the reason I don't like AC6. Auto-lock. Yes, the game would be nigh unplayable without it because of 'zoom zoom dash fly wheee wooooo', but it also completely trivializes the 'zoom zoom dash fly wheee wooooo' because you just lock on and never touch the aim controls again.
This means the entire core gameplay mechanic is self-defeating, and the only purpose for it is to try to look flashy and cool. I am too old to think things that are merely 'flashy and cool' are actually cool, maybe if I were a teenager, but not now. This explains why IRyS still likes it, as she is only 17.

>>61843525
if it's cheating plasma shouldn't be in the game

>>61831602
Nah, it's just a joke placeholder for some trash fandom IRyS definitely has somewhere.

>>61843405
and she will sing with them

>>61840633
she wears but does not cares and no streams

Whether these guys (this guy?) is a fake unicorn or a real one, he is massively gay. The only way to counter massive faggots is posting art.

>>61844151 (me)
Oh, now I recognize him. It should have been obvious.

>>61844151
CakeRyS, yumm

IRyS pls play sekiro after you finish AC6

>61843978
Ew, an ennacuck gave me a (You).

>>61844151
>Bae

>>61844384
no more fromslop please

>>61844338
CakeRyS love

>>61835364
brrats make great onaholes. Come over here and let me show you a good time.

>>61844435
I'd understand being a contrarian about any other gaming company but fromsoft is part of the last bastion of gaming

IRyS has been hanging around Elves alot....
What are they planning?

>>61844700
they're putting together my harem

>>61844765
What kind of behaviors IRyS display when she is in the harem?

>>61844467
>CakeRyS love
And speaking off…
https://twitter.com/rasec_asdjh/status/1720278737332085034

>>61844584
unironically, fromsoft's reputation is the one thing that keeps their game from greatness. They are so hellbent on their game being hard that they would do anything to make it feel difficult rather than actually be difficult. They makes infuriating mechanics, awfully designed bosses, break their own rules or just straight up add tedium to their games and call it difficulty

>>61844937
i call this pov

>>61845035
Lmao you must suck! (bad) at videogames

>>61844937
god i love doggystyle

>>61845035
how long did it take you to find this pasta on reddit

>>61844937
The things I’d do to IRyS butthole…..

>>61845404
You have to get past the guardian first

>>61845122
yeah I know I sucks at video game, but I know what makes a game difficult. I'm not here to debate that though, good for you for being good at games and love fromsoft. I only love IRyS

>>61845640
you should try loving the english language too since it's IRyS' primary tongue

>>61831602
pretty sure it's one the few books IRyS actually read

>>61845404
bro poop comes from there

>>61846602
Pretty rude to call Cheeb that, anon

>>61846729
bro isnt rude

Shiroi just exposed they were preparing yabairys jokes with IRyS for team yellow...

I hope shiori dies

>>61847660
I hope you die

>>61847582
ShioRyS loves!!

Shiori is the worst advent I don't blame him

>>61847660
>>61847725
samefag

>>61847725
+1

>>61847832
Nah I haven't posted in a few hours, it's not an uncommon opinion anon

>>61847582

Shiori is just like mori, trashed idol culture for years and immediately changed their tune when they saw money, hopefully they can both be excised

>>61847582
>preparing
i thought irys liked it raw...

>>61848060
Probably Shiori coming at her with a bunch of ideas and IRyS being like nah, I just let it happen.

>>61845495

>>61848039
Interesting how they're both trying to grift off the one real idol in EN even though Mori is too busy leeching off Advent now. Hopefully this is an isolated case with Shiori and she never gets her whore germs near IRyS again

OK, so there's that CouncilRyS RPG out there. Now that Promise is a thing, if some group makes a Promise RPG will they still shoehorn Sana in or will they respect the fact that Sana's not part of Promise?

>>61849357
depends on who's making it, probably a cameo at best, like in every single group artwork under the sun

hate those people who always bring up graduated members at every chance they get like they deserve more praise for leaving than the girls who are still around

>>61849357
>Expecting anyone outside of /here/ to move on from Sana instead of forcing her into everything for pity points
roru rumao

I’m deeply in love with IRyS, and I can’t stop imagining spending my life, growing old and spoiling this hikki fujo princess all day

>>61849357
It would be weird because Sana isn't a part of Promise. With Council it made sense.

TimeRyS fucking around in block game soon!

>>61849630
i dont remember making this post

>>61849733
the dementia...

>>61850193
Look at this fat little shit.

It's so quiet without the Nephilim.

Mumei thinks she could take IRyS in a pillow fight.

>>61851250
It doesn’t have to be quiet if she occupies your mind 24/7

>>61851339
Her voices gone silent when I took the meds anon. What should I do?

>>61851614
Simple, you stop taking them