/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

https://puzzle.aggie.io/HGlJTf

I love Panko.
I will always love Panko.
Not a day goes by where I don't think about how much I love Panko.

we hate pippa

fuck you bitch!!!

Use this one next time OP :D

Piece count? How many pieces per minute is she on?

>>61770699
>we

OK guys. I've been coming to the general every day for the past 27 weeks so that basically makes me an oldfag. I deserve a ritualpost but I don't know what to spam the thread with. Spoonfeed me ideas that would annoy you the most.

I want to kiss Pippa's beautiful hands

I should stop chatting and go to bed I'm a gross creepy cringe lord, but I can't help but be retarded

yes pippants
yes pippanties

oyasumi I hold hope

>>61770699
cool it with the anti pippa remarks

Why yes I do worship white women like pippa how could you tell?

I JUST BOUGHT THESE I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY RABBIT

>>61770791
Goodnight bro

>>61770811
Those are cute

Lumi should do another handcam.

>>61770699

>>61770811
those are pretty nice picks, good taste anon
lego decorations are kino

[Pippa News] She is freaking out for no reason.

>>61770791
night, you're going to wake up to good news

I don't have a ritual post, but I just like hearing her voice.

Attention Jongers!
Tournament ID: 214131
>Tournament ID: 214131
Tournament ID: 214131
>Tournament ID: 214131
Context: Using MJS tournament as a lobby so people don't need to keep posting and updating rooms, particularly during real jonging hours.
No manual approval stuff, just follow the tourney and you can see who else is waiting for a match.
You may need to re-queue if you've been waiting a while.
Set to end on Dec 26.
Per >>61487750 (Me), feel free to cross-post. Millions must jong.
"Scoring" is currently highest 5 consecutive scores because that seemed the most bs rng that doesn't matter
Feedback welcome, nothing is set in stone.

>>61770777
>digits
It's over...

>>61770699
>reddit spacing

>>61770899
>News

>>61770811
ANON, IT ISN'T EVEN THANKSGIVING YET
>inb4 euro
die

>>61770861
She might for Christmas if she gets a decent idea like last year

Is Phase Connect Coffee good for you?

Pippa is going to get beaten up LETS FUCKING GOOOOO

>Pippa
>Taking up MMA

>>61770939
Who are you quoting?

Pippa love~!

>>61770764
I want to kiss Pippa's beautiful anus

I think it's pretty cute how peepa pronounces words that end with "u/oo"

>>61770763
Just post that.

i bet henya has feminine hand than pippa dayo

Workout streams soon

>>61771015
I don't remember posting this

>>61770811
i have the tree, very fun set to put together, good choice :)

PIPPA'S HANDS ARE UGLY

>>61771061
Honestly Henya should get fat

>>61770777
>fuck pippa
>tell her it was a mistake, we shouldn't do it again
>fuck pippa again
>tell her we really need to stop
>want her like a drug
>fuck her again

>>61771061
>has feminine hand than pippa

Ok bros what cobi set should I buy?

>>61770791
Goodnight Doremu

>Hamming it up because she got called out for the weird uwu shit
>Just like she did the vomit drawer with hexa
Grim, but thanks for being near transparent with the grift this time Pippa. You're almost not a pathological liar.

Michi...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhGjqjMPHSU

>>61771061
>i bet henya has feminine hand than pippa dayo

>>61771061
Henya is chubby

>>61771124
literally the ideal woman

>>61771102

>>61771102
Lisa wouldn’t say this…

>>61771124
Biscuit or Iowa. Go big or go home.

>>61771124
Help us help you. Do you prefer land or sea?

Sisters, it's over.

HEXA SEXA

>>61771170
Pippa is clean now, but there are still more to be saved

Pippa I'd let you beat me

>>61771257
>>61771261
???

>>61771257
>>61771261

>>61771257
>>61771261
???

Would you let Pippa beat you up anon?

>>61771124
Essex

>>61771257
>>61771261

>>61771257
>>61771261

>>61771257
>>61771261
Hexamind...

>Not kicking the wall

>>61771257
>>61771261
s-sugoi

>Pippa was the seething femanon this whole time

>>61771333
No Yes

Pippa you have an entire audience of men that would have no problem with you beating the hell out of them.

>>61771333
Yes

His copy is worse than mine

>>61771257
woah

Can short people have long fingers?
Pippa has professional pianist fingers: very long and slender.
But she has also said she is very short, i think.

is there some reason Pippa can't just buy a punching bag?

Honestly, Pippa should use me as her punching bag.

>>61771367
How new?

>>61771352
>>61771364
Jellymind...

>>61771333
Yes i would enjoy a frail little girl hitting me.

>>61771333
Yeah...

Pippa experiences Weltschmerz when going for a walk.

>>61771411
>Can short people have long fingers?
Yes. I've seen short people with long ass arms they looked like an orangutan.

>>61771426
yes, now join us

>>61771333
I'd let her try

>>61771411
She's not short

Fishman...
https://twitter.com/phase_shop/status/1719895950024438030

https://twitter.com/phase_shop/status/1719895950024438030
IT'S HAPPENING

Is there a jig up???????????

>You will never calm Pippa down during one of her fits of rage by hugging her tightly and kissing her

I love Shiina!

>>61771333
no pippa is for beating

>>61771542
>>61771551
Fishmind...

>>61771143
She said she wanted to stream today...
12 hours ago...

>>61771542
>>61771551
>add single bag to cart
>go to checkout
>see shipping price
>close tab

>>61771560
She would kick and squirm

>>61771542
>>61771551
FINALLY

>>61771542
>>61771551
how long ago did gen2 debut

>>61771558
this is not a jig link, get fucked

>>61771542
>>61771551
Is Phase Connect Gen 2 Coffee good for you?

I'm eepy and miss Airi a whole lot, but love her even more. nini.

Guys is pippa a doomer turned bloomer?

She seems a lot more stable now

Pippa just made be buy a Lego, I swear I'm not normal this financially irresponsible

>cutest hands
>comfy zatsu
This is fantastic

I'm Pippa's partner sorry bros

>>61771333
Imagine wrestling with pippa. Imagine her struggling to break out of your grip. Her face inches away from yours. The sexual tension growing as you hold her down into the bed.

>>61771609
Overpower her with your strength as a man and claim your prize

>>61771558
look around

>>61771650
sleep well, lil pon

>>61771650
Nini fellow airhead

EWWWWW STOOOPPP

>>61771671
i made this post

>>61771639
Poopy head!

>>61771655
>I swear I'm not normal this financially irresponsible

Remember anon, some of these goslings today were cuckposters yesterday.

>>61771542
>>61771551
I'll grab some with my Christmas/ jelly birthday merch so I don't get raped on the shipping

I volunteer to be Pippa's gym buddy.

>>61771639
way too long to be a jig link retard

bros why do pippa's hands look so holdable tonight...

>>61771542
>>61771551
>page 2
what did fish mean by this?

did anyone else bend their second knuckles backwards and then launch pens and stuff off of them by popping them back to the normal direction when they were kids?

numberfag here why is hand cam more popular than henya collab

>mfw

>>61771639
day ruined

>>61771257
>>61771261
wo ah

>>61771755
may all those who even think about cuckposting be castrated

Eugh I hate it when people do that weird bend thing with their fingers. Gives me the creeps every time.

>Pippas hands might be bigger than mine
Uhhhhh???????
UUHHH???????

>>61771741
Leave me alone

>>61771795
...no

>>61771603
first time at the phase shop?

>>61771805
Jong debuff

for all anons about to impulsively purchase lego, what are you buyin? let me judge :)

>>61770811
>>61771655
If Pippa shoved a cactus up her ass on stream would anon do it to?

>>61771805
Because jong is the only thing more boring than react content

>>61771650
Goodnight Airihead

>>61771333
Yeah but I would be pretending to be hurt because her fragile petite body wouldn't be able to harm me, not even if she struck my balls. Kinda like granting a make-a-wish kid a fun time.

>>61771831
femanon...

Do you think cobi will notice an uptick in sales today? I just bought a stuka.

I kissed my screen and now I feel retarded

>>61771805
Henya was also streaming the collab and it's more interesting to see the reactions of outsiders

>>61771333
i would fight pippa. it would be a great experience. jujitsu, boxing, etc. is a pretty intimate experience, and i would enjoy it immensely

>>61771875
No.

>>61771901
>he kisses his screen

>>61771875
She's not that kind of streamer. I think you're looking for project melody.

>>61771542
ToT

>>61771901
Genuinely grim.

>>61771333
If it made her feel any better about herself, I wouldn't mind jobbing to a girl that's built like a Victorian chimney sweep.

>>61771901
as you should

>>61771901
now give it a lick

>>61771805
Come on we all know it's because we want to see more of what she looks like and are secretly hoping for a slip up.

>gave Panko the African coffee

>>61771647
hi kevin

>>61771333
No, she wouldn't respect me as a man.

>>61771888
IM NOT FEMALE

>>61771901
Christ that's sad anon

I need to Interlock fingers with Pippa so bad bros...

>>61771901
you don't feel retarded, you are retarded

>>61772013
should have been Ethiopian coffee...

I should be there to do this part for her.

>>61772013
FINNA DRINK SOME GOODASS COFFEE FOR A HOOD MORNING, MUHFUGGA

>>61772013
Panko gets blood coffee. Coffee beans harvested through the power of militant warlords.

>>61771124
The empty fish tank is what always gets me about this pic.

>>61772046
well you aren't a man with hands smaller than hers

>>61771875
Pippa should program on stream to further devalue it as a skill desu yo.

>>61771795
Yes

This sounds pretty good

>>61771901
She is your oshi. It makes sense.

>>61771906
>not having both open

>>61772054

>>61771542
>>61771551
they gave Erina the old Yuri flavor

>>61772013
>225g
You cheap fuck

>>61772088
>read this in Sawa-Sama’s black voice

>>61772046
>>61771831
Look at this fucking handlet

>>61771901
Anon... The lakers are just one thread over.

>>61771901
It is literally impossible for it to be more joever for you.

>>61771333
i would love that

i can't find the clip of a man getting beat up by his gf in the middle of the street...

>>61771558
https://puzzle.aggie.io/J6q25S

>>61771560
>You will never calm Pippa down during one of her fits of rage by knocking her rancid teeth out of her mouth.

>>61771901
that's kinda cute anon
go outside

>>61771603
I hope by Jelly's bday that shipping prices are better, I'm already skipping out on the halloween stickers.

sakana, if the talents do not bathe in the coffee grains to enhance the flavor, i will not buy your fucking coffee!

>>61771805
pippa love > pippa collab

>>61772173

likers play the flute.

>>61772013
can we stop comparing panko to niggers

>>61772179
>lakers

>flutists are all women and fags
Likers confirm?

>>61772214
They did that with Pippa and it made everyone sick

[Pippa News] Pippa has never seen any long male flutes

>>61771868
I want to build something physical, so I was this close to buying the PCBs and the custom cycloidal gears for a micro battlebot thing I've been cooking up. But I don't have all the CADs lined up yet.

>>61770483
Okay, bet https://litter.catbox.moe/qie99g.jpg

>mfw I was a male flute player
>everyone wanted to give me shit for it but I was always better than all the other flute players
>because I didn't have the female debuff

>>61772247
retard

>>61772240
No

>bros, she's literally me frfr
>I love her so much bros...
>I just kissed my screen
These are the people most defensive to the fact that her and Uwu have chemistry, the same ones who are too gullible to realize that's exactly why she's going hard with the "GFE" this stream and started with a /here/ pander. Kill yourselves.

>>61772287

>>61772247
Shameful dispray

>>61772287
I knew what it was...

>no male flute players
Based and true.
My high school band had exactly 2 guys who played flute through my 4 years there, both were faggots, one of which I had to teach how to shave because he was quite literally fatherless.

>>61772173
HAHAHA *snort*

>>61772329
Down boy

>>61772287
i hope you understand that i hate you

>>61772287
>circumsized

>>61772287

>>61772240
no

>>61772287
why did I click this

>>61772292
Do you suck a mean cock though?

the true nightmare of building with knockoff lego is being depraved of this essential tool

>>61772287
Nice cock but lose some weight

>>61772292
Male floutists were a lot more common in the last century, honestly. I think it's only in high schools/colleges where that "women and gay men" reputation has stuck, for the most part like a lot of instruments there are a lot more male professional players than people think.

>>61772287
nice cock lad

>>61770972
I've had a pokemon advent calender waiting in storage since september.

>>61772323
Try enjoying streams

>>61772323
Why can’t you keep your fetishes to yourself?

>>61772287
I've seen this one before, post a timestamp or don't bother

>>61772287
Congratulations you've fallen for the Likers latest dick pic harvesting scam.

[Dizzy News]
Fishman doesn't talk to his managers
https://twitter.com/dizzydokuro/status/1719899561865716104

I'm going to sleep.
Sorry for being a loser

STOP POSTING YOUR FUCKING DICKS!!!!!!

>>61772287
it finally was actually a cock. why did i open that

>>61772406
>depraved

>>61772287
shave your penis and it would be nice

I feel bad I keep paying attention to something else, only listening to the stream in the background. I've missed a lot other than Pippa talking about wanting a punching bag and playing flute.

>>61772240
Don't you have con dick to be sucking panko

>>61772287

>>61772431
I did. And I got out of the abusive relationship she has with her fanbase. You will too, eventually you'll get tired of her jering you around.

>>61772501
Deep down, you had to know.

>>61772398
No. I went out with a lot of girls in that class. Everyone was the same. The band class in my school was filled with coomers both male and female.

>>61772501
I opened it hoping for eggs

>>61772287
the jong filter keeps these people out, you know

>>61772493
I post my cock. There’s a difference.

>>61772406
i mean, if you actually like lego those things start piling up
my local lego store gives them away for free

>>61771805
who the fuck watches jong? what the fuck is that even

>>61772013
>then

>>61772287
Nice cock, bro, keep up the jelq reps.

>>61772287
jennies crash his skull

>>61772535
>jering

>>61771805
retard simps will fap to the slightest show of flesh.

>>61772535
I don't have feelings for Pippa. I just enjoy the odd stream.

>>61772287
Isn't this pretty small or has porn completly rotted my brain?

>>61772493
it's not his, it's a repost

>>61772260
She unironically has the worst coffee among the talents. Lumi's and Tenma's were pretty good.

>>61772604
>crash

>>61772323
Based

>>61772553
Band class in ALL schools are filled with stupid horny teenagers who have little more than sex on their mind, especially because of band camp.

Being an orchestra kid myself, more of the people there were just genuinely autistic.

can someone post more smug pankos, I only have two and it's starting to get boring only posting those.

>>61772629
You memorize the different dicks?

Wow. Who would of think that of all her music peers, Pippa was the only and first one to have a original song

>>61772413
I'd assume elite schools where a lot of professionals would come from wouldn't have as much gender bias on instruments

>>61772493
No.

>>61772323
>>61772535
You deserve to kill yourself just as much as they do. Moral of the story, if you can't separate the great art from the rotten artist, that's a (You) problem.

lakers being gay as always. i hate it when they pretend they are not gay.

>>61772287
Why did I open that?

>>61771333
God, imagine her pummeling you but she is so weak it feels like a child is hitting you and after a few seconds she is all tired and panting

I'm starting to gosling again man, I just spent the last week doped up to get over the heartache this shit causes...

>>61772691
there's at least 4 in this thread alone, scroll up and download those

>>61772287
fuck you for making me do this
https://litter.catbox.moe/r8b2xw.png

>>61772629
wait a minute, I think I have seen that cock before

>>61772691
Only to be used in emergencies.

>>61772691
no

The next Pankophile that corrects someone’s spelling is super gay and a faggot.

>>61772388
Delicious light brown sugar

>>61772773
bruh...

>>61772773
You didn't have to deliver.

>>61772604
>jennies

>>61772765
I've grabbed two, the other two are the same ones I have.

>>61772773
rofl

>>61771813
Correct, I thought about this; it's a lack of creatine or some protein that gives skin it's rigidity. Lacking enough of this protein makes your skin extremely elastic which, even if it looks funny like a superpower, it can cause other issues, like joint dislocations

>>61772773
holy shit she tore it off

>>61772773
YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO ANON
YOU REALLY DIDN'T

>>61772773
Thanks G, will think about this later

>>61772773
WHY did you actually deliver?????

>>61772287
>>61772773

>>61772773
kek

>>61772773
my fucking sides

she finally read my chat bros. i was convinced pippa had me banned for weeks

>>61772773
Thanks anon, we aren't ever getting a handcam again. Are you happy?

>>61772773
oh fuck, I am going to shit

>>61772818
>>61772794
Look at this dumbass

After all the dentistry Pippa will get proper lady mannerism schooling from an old English woman and she'll be a dainty flower by year's end

>>61772773
>anon actually delivered
Now Pippa won't do another handcam stream for another year

>>61772773

>>61772773

>>61772707
Somewhat unfortunately, your visual memory is by far the best type of memory you have

>>61772773

holy shit these connections are so weird, i only ever owned one knockoff set and also remember it having some awful feeling connections

>>61772287

>>61772594
holy fuck! Fix your website!

>>61772773
Why are you like this?

>>61772773

>>61772773
Pippa is gonna love backreading tonight. Also, couldn't you have MAYBE thought to photoshop the hand into the dick pic and not the other way around kek

>>61772773
LMFAO good shit!

>>61772773
That's the strangest looking LEGO piece I've ever seen.

This thread sure was memorable

Anybody got the soundpost of Hime looking out towards the ocean with the caption "Man."? Also what the fuck is going on itt I'm just trying to edit for gods sake

EVERYONE REMEMBER TO THANK ANON FOR MAKING SURE PIPPA DOESN'T EVER DO A HANDCAM AGAIN SAY THANKS ANON!!!

>dead
kek

I'm starving but I cant get up to make food like I normally do while listening to Pippa rant because I'll miss her losing a piece and smashing her desk in a fit of gorilla rage.

>>61772773

>>61772773
Send it to pippa

>>61772773
hwat

Following LEGO instructions as a kid will help you develop your spatial reasoning skills. It's an important part of your overall IQ.

>delete the edit but leave the initial dick-pic
Why are jannies like this?

>>61772764
>I just spent the last week doped up to get over the heartache this shit causes...
You need to stop. End of story, this is not the hobby for you.

why are you all like this

Well it's one way to get the likers to come back

>>61772773
you faggots are fucking idiots

I'm glad our vsj friends aren't here to see this disgusting spectacle.

>>61773020
Janny didn't delete it.

>>61773037
Because anon hates handcams and wanted to make sure we never get one again...

>>61772976
She's not gonna care retard, this is not the first time retards here have acted like this. She knows what this place is like, has for 2+ years now.

This post will trigger bump limit!

>>61772773
I've never saved a man's dick pic before but I will not let this thread live this down

Haha someone else should do it too haha

>>61772976
thanks anon.
If you truly stopped handcams you're the most based person alive.

this won't stop handcams.

>>61773091
late

>>61772535
abusive relationship? krampus, you are spiraling...

>>61772764
Why is your heart aching? Just rnjoy the stream and how she loves >us.

>>61772773
you're worse than him

>>61772287

>>61773098
Sure anon, thats why

>>61772535
Unironically why are you still here?

>>61773028
Its not as bad as it sounds, I mean like anxiety tightness in my chest, its something I get anyways, thats why I have the anxiety meds.

>>61773130
I miss sexdog...

>>61773098
You are saving a mans dick pick because you love his dick. Just admit it.

I feel a lot better about my penis now.

>>61773098
lol look at this gay ass nigga

>>61773127
>rnjoy

>>61773022
Yeah but it only hastens the development, it won't increase your cap. By the time you're an adult your IQ is 90% heritable.

Never change, you fucking weirdos

>>61773170
>Pippa is the only Phase Connect talent

>>61773170
Because he's a miserable cuck and he wants others to be miserable because it gets him off? That's why all the cucks hang around.

>>61773201
I feel a little better about mine.

>>61772287
why are harines like this

>>61773098
faggot

>>61773266
You don't have to talk about her if you've moved on

>>61773223
Could've just said that you're retarded

today was a good day

PIPPA YOUR HANDS ARE BEAUTIFUL

>>61773266
>Deflecting with this shit again
lmao, all you do is cuckpost. You don't watch anyone else.

I want to hold your hands Pippa, that's what

>>61773201
>>61773305
stop trying to make me click

did you guys know pippa's fingers are long

She's finally coming to terms with her longness.

I sort of want to steal the selen neck wiki shitpost idea for Pippa's fingers and see how long before she tells me to kill myself on stream.

>>61773355
triple dubs...
wao...

>>61773127
Its not during the streams, its when I'm in bed after them when I feel lonely that it happens, but again, it just happens more often when I'm really bad for her.

For me it's Lumi's hands.

>>61773197
If I loved his dick then explain why I'm in this thread, not a liker nor am I a bito? When you are all doom posting a few thread from now I willl be there to remind you.

>>61773403
do it

>>61773372
You know you'll get a confidence boost if you click anon

>>61773374
Maybe we should send 43 .29 cent superchats too her about it and get mad when she misses them.

>>61773223
Oh yeah? Where did you read this cope? How exactly did someone reach this conclusion? Explain to me how scientists knew what someone's IQ was destined to be later in life and then changed variables to see what would affect it. Oh yeah, you can't. Shut the fuck up with this junk shit.

In honor of ntrvember someone should do it with Lia hands

[Pippa News] she believes in evolution

>>61773450
Have you tried watching Lia?

>>61773355
What I said is the truth.
https://www.cambridge.org/core/journals/twin-research-and-human-genetics/article/wilson-effect-the-increase-in-heritability-of-iq-with-age/FF406CC4CF286D78AF72C9E7EF9B5E3F

>Pippa trying to climb a tree and being out of breath 2 feet up

>>61772535
I've been a Pippa Gosling since February 2022. You are just weak.

>>61773478
>ntrvember
I'm pretty sure this was intentional

Why is the thread gay?????

>which shows homage to Panko's chaotic nature and the amazing power she has inside her tiny body.
TOT SAKANA

One of these days I’m going to tell my favorite Anons to “not come to /pcg/ tomorrow.”

>>61773545
Long Toes Long Fingers.

Pippa's gonna take the pills

>>61773354
>seeing cock was good
The likers really did corrupt pankophiles

>>61773584
Oh, reasons.

>>61773545
Panko's feet really are perfect...

>>61773588
Hi anon, I'm /pcg/

>>61773588
You shouldn't have come to /pcg/ today.

I love my BPD oshi

>>61773354
You're happy for cocks? OFF TO THE LIA THREAD WITH YOU.

>>61772287
isn't this a repost?

>>61773459
see >>61773525
They measured heritability the same way they always do, with twin and adoption studies.

>>61773584
Its mot gay to appreciate a quality shop

>>61772773
>>61772287
thats a meaty cock, and Im saying that as a straight man
good for you anon

she is a PBD whore

Bipolar is just another one of those over diagnosed conditions that doctors use to pill push.

>>61773680
Half of the pankophiles are just falseflagging likers to begin with
>t. falseflagging liker

>>61773713
nigga you are not straight

>>61773170
Because this thread is for more than just Pippa, you realize this right?
>>61773122
>guys I'm not GFE
>hold me chat, I need to vent
>I have no self confidence and I'm needy
>Oh hey, my social anxiety is magically cured around this streamer
>Not one that you like of course
>I'm gonna thinly veil my disdain for the parasocial corner of my fanbase
>Goodbye VOD people and stragglers, MWAH!
>I'm gonna be a cunt to this collab partner
>Oh no, I'm still vulnerable, I throwed up in a drawer!
>Get filtered idiot
>Why do people hate me
>I hate myself
Remix and repeat ad nauseum. But yeah, REAL healthy tendencies there, and totally just the product of her "only here when convenient" menhera too. What a stand up chuuba.

>>61773584
come here and I'll show you

>>61773715
yeah, Pippa Beautiful :D

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