/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>61463951
>Coomer
Nerissa. Shiori is too autistic to do sexy, but she is caring.

>>61463951
Nerissa is closer to what an actual GF is like.

>>61463951
shiori

Shiori is Goofy Friend Experience, but she won't love you.

Nerissa is going to just talk about Kiara all the time, have at it hoss

>>61463951
the real answer

Shiori is already burning out and setting barriers and distancing herself from GFE. It's over for her.

Nerissa is NOT GFE
She is the Wife Experience

>>61464021
your actual gf is a lesbian?

>>61463951
>nerissa
fake gfe
>shiori
realistic gfe

>>61465664
My sister and my gf are both attracted to women. I do guess kinda sussed when they hang out without me.

>>61465664
she is a fake lesbian. she is too horny for male vampires. if only the homo vampire wasn't fired, she'd be all up on him.

>>61465795
Imagine getting cucked by your sister of all people

The one that doesn't pretend to be a Lesbian. I never understood how can GFEfags see Yuri baiting chubbas like Nerissa and Kiara as GFE.

>>61464457
I want to impregnate Fuwawa so bad.

>>61466525
>I never understood how can GFEfags see Yuri baiting chubbas like Nerissa and Kiara as GFE.
Because they're obviously not lesbians so any yuri pandering they do is essentially foreplay before they both get fucked by me.

>>61467194
Nah I actually hate all the Yuri baiting even if it's fake, one of the main reasons I could never like Kiara, that and her SJW BLM roommate.

>>61465795
Your gf watch female vtubers?

Nerissa, to be honest, her member's content is pure sex, and she's okay with being sexualized so, if you're a Coomer I guess Rissa is the right choice
when it comes to GFE both are similar, in my opinion; both give you kisses and zatsus where they talk about the m*les they like,
Shiori talks about Dimitri and other characters and Nerissa talks about Vampires the guy she likes from BG3
Shiori is more dorky than sexy, she can be hot too don't get me wrong but lately I have the impression she doesn't like coomers, even when she gives you "fanservice" it feels like she's being ironic

I like both Rissa and Shiori and I love that they're not like Ina or Kronii

>>61463951
I was going to type up a reply but this is it
>>61463983

Only JP can do proper GFE

>>61463951
Not that these two are bad vtubers by ANY metric, but the best GFE vtuber is always going to necessarily be a smaller one. They're so big they can't even read chat, which is a massive detriment to higher quality GFE.

Nerissa is the best GFE of EN

Shiori stopped GFE

>>61463951
FWMC is more GFE than both of them. But if you have to choose, it's Nerissa. Shiori dropped GFE very early on

>>61463951
Whichever does asmr first

>>61487411
I still dont get how you are suppose to gosling over two girls at once

Shiori won't even offer affection anymore. She's starting to hate her fanbase, I don't blame her.

>>61476845
Ririka sex

>>61487619
Just have two girlfriends

>>61463951
If you want an actual autist, Shiori. If you want to cum, Rissa

>>61476845
Until I see Shiori or Nerissa handwrite me a love letter they arent GFE

>>61463951
Nerissa is too ugly. Shiori is too dorky to be considered GFE.

>>61488474
Okay faggot

Okay faggot

>>61488379
Shiori would never. You're not even considered her friend.

neither of them unless you consider NTR part of GFE

Nerissa loves cock

>>61488379
Ririka perfect genius CEO GF

>>61489173
Yeah, mine.

Why is a chuuba this sexy so against her fans?

>>61476845
Was about to post.

>>61491914
They were doxxing her in prechat. They have nobody else to blame but themselves.
She loved them, but now she hates them and it shows.

Nerissa loves Jailbirds right? They have behaved.

>>61487642
>>61491914
>>61492542
You ok dude?

>>61492882
Member stream...

>>61492981
comfiest stream in a long time

>>61492773
I'm not even a jailbird yet she loves me... She gave me a like on Twitter

>>61493065
Death of GFE has never sounded better

In summary, Nerissa will give you the good feelings you want. Shiori will leave you feeling empty and schizophrenic.

yeah I bet you like that summary you dirty summary lover

>>61492882
Seriously, what the fuck did Shiori do for the sisters to hate her so much? Even following her from all the way there to her thread and the catalog.

>>61487411
>>61464457
Yes, they are constantly within the golden zones of girlfriendship.

>New zone: Yamato nadeshiko GF
Here, the they try to act prim and proper, and you see silly shit like eating chicken wings with a fork and spoon
>Golden zone 1: Affectionate relaxing
Here, they behave more openly, and give silly explanations for the less prim and proper stuff they do. Actual affection ramps up a lot and they do silly things to catch your attentions
>Golden zone 2: Peak comfy
Completely relaxed around you, start talking about weird shit or whatever they feel like. Most great chuubas are great because they stay at this level. In real life, this phase typically happens when you know the colour of each other's shits.
>Decline zone: Burn out
Affection starts to burn out rapidly. You can attempt to reignite relationships with large and expensive gestures, but it's probably best to progress to fiance or break up.
>Dead zone: Where you get cucked
Failure to progress to fiance means the relationship is dead. She doesn't initiate the breakup because all her friends and family see the two of you as a pair. She will probably see another guy on the side, and/or compete with the bus on who gets ridden by male strangers the most.
>No idea zone: Fiance
Both time my relationships end with at the dead zone, so I have no idea what happens here. I since chose to watch chuubas instead of pursing a third relationship.

>>61463951
Nerissa is coombait.
Shiroi is the "authentic" GFE. By which I mean she'll talk your ear off for several hours about random topics while you're just happy to hear her voice.

>>61493702
They were banking on collabs. Tumor weaks.

>>61493702
> what the fuck did Shiori do for the sisters to hate her so much?
She breathes.

>>61463951
Shiori is more entertaining as a streamer, Nerissa is more coomer-friendly.

>>61463951
Mumei

>>61493702
lmao what the fuck are these doxxniggers going on about? I didn't hear shit in global the other day so it must not have been important.

>>61494265
Novelites have been spoiled and Shiori stopped giving them kisses. Sisters are taking this as the sign Shiori is listening to them.

>>61494334
Are they also talking about shit like this? These people are annoying as hell. They always think Vtubers are sending out secret coded messages to them to support their worldviews.

>>61493702
Jesus fucking christ, some people really are mindbroken

>>61494445
You can see it up there, that her FFXIV tangent means she wants them to find other people.

>>61494334
>Chuuba does something nice for her audience
>Schizos ruin it
Many such cases.

>>61494498
Yeah, and Fuwawa wants sweaty old Ruffian ojisans to fuck female ruffians -- your point?

>>61463951
I feel sorry for Holobronies if this is all they have to choose between.

>>61464457
As someone who dislikes gfe and watches Fuwamoco, I'm always confused when I see someone call them gfe.
Is it because of something they're doing in membership (which I don't have), or are the people who say that just gfefags voicing their wishful thinking?

>>61495400
Watch more streams

>>61495400
Watch the Fuwawa Solo Phasmo stream and you'll be enlightened anon

Then they featured "ruffians sings", a ruffian project to promote LTST that was advertised on twitter & /baubau/ (don't ask me which site it originated from first) on FWMCMorning. Since then, the rufaggots have upped their schizo game and started supporting them "in all of their endeavors" (IFKYK) & professing their love any chance they'll get.

>>61463951
coomer != gfe addict

>>61463951
Shiori got whack ass shoes

>>61494445
That text is too esl for me
I get what it says but what is dark vortex in this context?

Obviously Nerissa if you're not 12

>>61492773
yes, she loves me specifically

>>61493702
they want to be shiori but can't

>>61493285
So basically Shiori is the more realistic GFE