/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

jong

Attention Jongers!
Tournament ID: 214131
>Tournament ID: 214131
Tournament ID: 214131
>Tournament ID: 214131
Context: >>61279398
Using MJS tournament as a lobby so people don't need to keep posting and updating rooms, particularly during real jonging hours.
No manual approval stuff, just follow the tourney and you can see who else is waiting for a match.
You may need to re-queue if you've been waiting a while.
Set to end on Dec 26.
"Scoring" is currently highest 5 consecutive scores because that seemed the most bs rng that doesn't matter
Feedback welcome, nothing is set in stone.

NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES

I don't like my cute angry fox lady dressing up as a man.

ピッパ抱きします!

DON'T TOUCH THAT DIAL NOW, WE'RE JUST GETTING STARTED.

Video from me and pippas date last night
don't share

DON'T DIE MIICHAN!

>>61442316
>the femboys won
I hate the UN

I love Shiina!

>>61442234
I'm glad Tenma took care of her health so that she can be confident enough that she won't have a heart attack during a horror game.

>>61442316
where's the egg

Pippa love~!

>>61442316
Pippa is black as the night

So as a joke, I went to Pippa's house wearing Colress's wig with the ahoge and clothes. I could barely stop my laughter as she went as red as a tomato and looked at me from head to toe with a bit of drool in his mouth. The way she stared made me feel a bit funny too, but I decided to tease her more by taking off my clothes. She asked me, "Are you serious?" and I said "I do."
She went silent for what seemed like forever, so I asked her, "What's the matter? Interested in what's behind me??" She said she's confused, but then she gets really wet, which made me take off her clothes. I expected her to scream, "Stop, you filthy woman!" as I kissed her and fingered her pussy, but she instead shouted "Oh God, Colress!" which made me wet myself. Before I knew it, I was blowing her for the first time till she came.
Her juice was so thick, it got stuck inside my throat no matter how hard I swallowed. She then said, "I want to fuck you now!" and seeing that we've already gone that far and we were both naked, I obliged. A few hours later, that jerk went all pale and said to me "Why did we do that? Now I'm not fucking straight." But she still looked so cute all confused like that, so I took pity on her and reassured while wiping her juice off my face, "Let's just pretend I'm still Colress."

I'm gonna hold Pippa down and brush her teeth

>>61442316
Where's her vagina?

>Tenma brushing Pippa's teeth lewdly

OK guys. I've been coming to the general every day for the past 26 weeks so that basically makes me an oldfag. I deserve a ritualpost but I don't know what to spam the thread with. Spoonfeed me ideas that would annoy you the most.

isn't there like no actual enemy in PT? like it's all atmosphere and noise with no real monster?

>averted the ghost jumpscare
10ma's gonna be daijoubu

Lumi speaking the truth right now
like sorry grandpa but your game sucks

>>61442408
>his mouth

>>61442448
You wouldn't get it.

>>61442439
That's what makes good horror.
Once you start seeing the monster it stops being scary

Is this a thread where we trust?

>>61442425
That was anons butthole

>>61442322
This is getting silly

>>61442439
I think in the official one there was a creature that would follow you around sometimes like the xenomorph from Alien Isolation

>>61442477
you're right I fr fr do not ong get it and I fr fr do not want to get it

Tenma is going to fuck Pippa's teeth

>>61442491
I don't know, do you?

Tenma and Pippa deserve to be diapered.

>>61442491
I lost my trust

>>61442502

>>61442491
>when she checks the trust levels

Colress the dentist

>PIPPA is giving DENTAL ADVICE
CODE RED. I REPEAT CODE RED.

>>61442651
Appropriate for someone that looks like a toothpaste mascot.

No teeth Connect

[Tenma News] She wants Pippa to send her a video close up of her mouth wide open

>10ma telling Pippa how to floss
kino

I think they’re both right? You’re supposed to clean your gums to get rid of plaque but also gums shouldn’t be that receeded?

Is Tenma shitposting?

[Tenma News]
She is stalling.

>>61442798
She's pissposting

I really hope tenma was just shit at explaining...

PIPPA SHUT UP
YOURE WRONG
YOU NEED TO CLEAN BETWEEN YOUR GUMS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>61442605
No way this is real

Tenma is also kinda dumb.

>>61442780
Pippa seems to be mostly correct, except that you don't need to use mouthwash at all.

>>61442780
you're supposed to slip the floss into the gums, but the entire time you press against the tooth and not hurt the gums

>>61442478
Nah

Sounds like Clio

>>61442900
yeah lol

>>61442780
Gums are supposed to stick to your teeth. When the dentist is poking your gums with that stick they're measuring how deep the stick can go. It's bad when it goes deep because it's usually indicative of gingivitis which is bad. If you're flossing too deeply you're creating larger pockets where bacteria can grow and increase the risk of gingivitis and danger of gingivitis becoming a huge problem. The more firm and secure your gums are the better it is for both your gums and your teeth.

>>61442855
You don't trust me?

>>61442651
>Colgate
>Dr. Rabbit
Oh yeah, it's all coming together

>11:30 PM
>random phone call
>it's Pippa
wat do?

Yes you need to floss beneath the gum line. How the fuck is this even a question

>>61442944
answer the phone

>>61442848
All of your teeth are between your gums retard

>>61442944
Ask her whats wrong and listen to her cry about someone complimenting her shoes earlier.

>>61442944
Call her silly for calling me while we're in the same room.

>>61442944
Ask her to read my 500 ARS superchat.

>>61442958
How many teeth did Pippa lose already? Of course she doesn't actually know how to floss properly.

>>61442848
>>61443016
I MUST DRINK MORE SODA SO I CAN CLEAN BETWEEN MY GUMS!

>open tab for mi-chan
>set alarm for mi-chan
>take a nap
>waiting room was all lies

>>61442944
>PIPPA MY DOG DIED LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>61443087
She lost teeth because she went so long without taking care of her teeth. These problems are permanent. She's doing everything right with her teeth now, but nothing she does now will fix permanent problems created in the past.

>>61443016

flossing sounds like a totally useless thing to do, pretty sure it's not a thing in Europe

>>61443099
Haha, yeah, I also thought I could sleep more, I'm glad I woke up in the middle of my sleep.

>I tried to kill myself once
>Tenma tried to kill herself once
WE ARE

>>61443180
bro...

>>61442944
>"damn bitch put on some pants before talking with me"

>prime time Halloween collab with henya
>jong
What a waste

>>61443188
I had a dream about Pippa so that was simply not possible

>>61442944
Propose

Pippa just kissed Tenma

>Don't do that you will get shot
kek

>>61443180
yeah we americans can tell

I'd let Pippa shoot me for a kiss.

approach pippa in the wild

>>61442460
fuck, the only one that escaped

>>61443279
It would be really hot getting kissed while you bled to death.

>>61443231
How so? It's going to be absolutely horrific browsing this thread during that stream.

>>61443231
Pippa probably has the cool halloween mahjong table from the gacha. It'll be fine.

>>61443283
>Casually approach the Pippa.

>>61443180
Flossing is essential for people that get food stuck between their teeth, but it's not really necessary for all people or all teeth that don't get food stuck between them. The advice is given universally even if it's not relevant for everyone because it's better to receive harmless advice than it is to not receive helpful advice. It's the same reason you're advised not to use q-tips to clean your ears. People with Asian genes (and a few others) have hard crystal rock earwax and that makes q-tips dangerous for them, but for everyone with soft earwax q-tips are the perfect solution. But the advice is given assuming you're fucking retarded and are going to push sharp rocks into your eardrum.

>>61442944
Yell TOTAL NIGGER DEATH and hope she's live, then hang up

>>61443231
time spent with friends is never a waste

>>61443362
Are Asians a different species or something?

>>61438713
Juice room still up, currently 2/4.

>>61443231
Billions must Jong.

>>61443452
Wish I could but I'm stuck as a phonecuck until the 2nd.
Also, niggers.

>>61443431
It's just a couple of genes that change a few things. That one in particular lowers the amount of body hair, lowers the amount of sweat glands, and makes earwax hard. It's why it's difficult for foreigners to find sufficiently strong deodorant or antiperspirant in Asian countries like Japan because Japanese people don't need that much. It's also why they perceive foreigners to be stinky; because they are compared to the native population.

>>61443431
Every race is

Why is a good chunk of Phase porn Pippa receiving futa cock from other members?

>>61443356
if you mean the event gacha, she probably doesn't, it takes 3 days of dailies to get it

>>61443735
Pippa is a stinky femcel brat that needs correcting

>>61443735
Because she's so breedable

>>61443735
She has that energy

Pippa killed DA BABY

>1, 2, 7, 3 down the Rockefeller street...
DAMMIT PIPPA IT'S STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjGZLnja1o8

>>61443735
Because they all want to correct this yabbit

>>61443735
it's a visual representation of the other members keeping her menhara in check

:(

>>61443835
I'll never not associate it with that average osu player video

>scams you
>makes fun of the disabled
literally why do people watch this evil woman?

>>61443362
interesting, but the way Tenma described how she floss sounds like it could be damaging so i'm not sure about it being "harmless advice"

>>61443954
that's my oshi

Sometimes I wonder how much of a slut tenma is. She acts like a frigid bitch but I'm sure she secretly wants to take a hundred miles of dicks.

>>61443954
Wouldn't have it any other way.

>61444000
kys

>>61443954
you just listed why

>>61443964
Well, Tenma shouldn't interpret getting food out from between her teeth as scraping her roots. She should talk with her dentist for sure.

>>61444000
>I'm sure she secretly wants to take a hundred miles of dicks.
All mine.

>>61443954
imagine thinking making fun of disabled people is a negative

>>61442208
why is Lumi pure sex?

>>61444000
She's an OL. It means she's a femcel as all OLs are.

>>61444027
meant for >>61444000

Pippa sounds tired bros

I'm fine with them pausing the game every few minutes and having a fun little zatsu together. It's cute.

>>61444133
True.

>>61443835

tenma

>>61443964
>>61444047
If you have gum disease it will be deeper and for some people its just deeper, and its important to floss there so it doesnt get worse. Only your dentist can tell how deep you need to floss, but in general it should be as deep as possible without applying pressure.
I suspect Pippa isnt flossing correctly but its still better than nothing.

Tenma just called (You) gay

>>61443835
I knew this banger with this video back in the day https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yt6PPkTDsWg

>Colress
>masculine
Pippa...

>>61444220
Oh god damn it

>>61442208
Pippa and Tenma would NEVER dress like that!

DYEL bros?

i need to work out...

Which one are you?

>>61444319
Pippa and Tenma are sluts and would love to dress like that.

I need to become the Ii Odoko...

Pippa seems like a very low maintenance woman.

>>61444000
>secretly
She doesn't try to hide her lust. I've heard a large part of the Jap women population have done porn, so you may have seen her.

>>61444339
Tenma's been telling you all this time.

Kek tenma

>>61444429
I'm closest to 4 but I just need to go on a cut

>>61444429
BLOATGOD

Lumi is so wet right now, absolutely soaked

>>61444429
I'm obese.

>>61444450
I heard americans were retarded. Thanks for proving that to us.

>>61444330
>>61444330
I was doing military presses, L-hangs, and pistol squats today. Man, my abs hurt so much right now.

>No longer allowed to commision NSFW skebs
I blame Shiina for this.

That basement locked AI slave? ALL ME.

>>61444455
closest gym is 1 hour away from me though :x

>>61444455
>>61444339
If you'd have started when she debuted you'd look amazing with your shirt off today, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't start.

>"They are all ripped."
>"This is lewd!"
She only noticed the muscles and had lewd thoughts. She likes muscles. You have a chance anon.

>>61444429
4 but fat. i go outside but i like to drink beer too

>>61444429
Bottom middle

>>61444429
3, unfortunately.

>>61444544
nothing stopping you from doing body weight exercises

I don't care if she likes them older, I will marry her anyway.

>>61444553
She's said that before

pipkun you faggot where are you
this is your time to shine

>>61444607
Hope you're working out Anon, or else you're letting Tenma down.

>>61444544
Body weight excerises are great. Look up Dale Comstock Q course body weight routine. It was the routine he used to get into Delta Force and it was almost all body weight.

I'd let Tenma lock me in a basement and beat me daily

>>61444550
wise confucius once said
>the best time to plant tree was ten years ago
>the second best time to plant tree is today

Tenma is a dirty old woman.

>>61444652
Obviously I work out.

Tenma doesn't like pale guys as much...

>tfw blonde and blue eyes
I HAVE NO CHANCE WITH HER FUCK

Who's going to be the one to tell Tenma that steroids age you crazy fast?

I want to rip that stupid thing off Tenma's head

Latin bros we’re so in

Tenma has so much horniness confined holy fuck.
Someone impregnate her already

>>61444735
Roll around in some dirt.

>>61444725
Damn, she really is perfect.

>>61444618
And in the next five minutes she will say she likes twinks. It's important to remind simps, so they get their hopes up no matter what they look like. They provide the best sperg outs.

>>61444760
>tenma
>impregnate

>>61444760
She'll die Anon...I want to so fucking bad.

So this is what Pippa schlicks to

Is Pippa gay?

>>61444780
You known she can like both

>here's my favorite colress cosplayer
>it's an underage girl
>SHUT UP CHAT COLRESS IS NOT A FEMBOY

@ this thread when did you stop caring about food safety? For me it's within the last few years I eat expired meat and this veg is 13 days passed it's date. When did you learn that dates on food are a trap?

>>61444798
You won't.

>>61443954
I trust her.

>>61444763
I for one do not enjoy being objectified just because of my rugged good looks.

>>61444790
hush

>>61444814
Yeah for me

>>61444763
I'm brazilian, I'll workout and do a Sam cosplay just for tenma

>likes Therese more than Jeanette
omg she is literally me fr fr...

>Tenma just said Pippa looks like a man
grim

Given that I don't look like Miguel O'Hara, what Phase girl would like a muscular pale white guy

>>61444758
That's been vastly oversold.
There's thousands of former or current juicers that still look good in their mid 50s.

>>61444819
if it passes the smell test and still looks appealing visually i'll eat it. i won't eat moldy food, though.


dates on food are wrong because you should know how to tell if food is expired. overall, government food science is garbage due to corporate interference

>>61444819
Throw it out

>>61444917
Just get a tan bro

>>61444917
tenma, despite her claims, since she is very small and weak and emotional so most men pass as obscenely strong and stoic

>>61444926
Yes, but they didn't use them when they were underage.

>>61444760
Anon....
She's married to her work because she cannot have children and knew this since she was a teenager.

>>61444817
Fucking speed readers everywhere from /a/ to /x/. It's 30 words for Chrit's sake.

>>61444956
I can't tan, I just burn
>>61444959
I could probably overhead press Tenma with 1 arm

>>61444917
She likes Kratos too, anon.

>>61444819
food safety is about knowing which foods will spoil how fast and under which conditions, and being able to tell if something is spoiled

if you got that down, dates are mostly meaningless, but if you don't, it's a recipe for food poisoning

Reminder you should and working out so you can be physically fit and agile, plus to breathe properly not to appeal to women

>>61445096
do it for you, not for her. in all cases.

>>61444917
The shadows cast by your muscles will give the illusion of a tan. You can still ride the ride.

>>61444988
I wish it weren’t so…I just want to marry her and impregnate her in a genuine miracle…

>>61444988
2 questions, why doesn't quit her job to focus on stream? And two, when she spoke about her infertility?

>>61445096
you should learn english

>>61444654
i'll try that thanks hopefully i won't give up after a month or two like i usually do

>>61445096
Obviously, I love myself.

>>61445136
You won't.

>>61445096
I do it for me, Tenma was just the starting motivator.

>>61445149
English is my native language

Fuck, I just got sent back 10 years by listening to tenma singing Monster

>>61445197
learn it again

>>61445197
your and posting for making zero sences, please to re-read

oh yeah ocean house time

>matpat mention

>>61442780
Your gums recede If you press down the middle. Go along the teeth and into the pocket thingy where the gums and teeth have space in between. There plaque and dirt gets Trapped, which causes inflammation and gum damage. TLDR go along the sides of the teeth in a circular shape to avoid damage.

nap, luv airi

>>61445325
>and dirt
What the fuck are you eating?

>>61445429
Goodnap.

>>61445287
Stop being tsuntsun, Lia. We all know you want him to pat that chunky pussy.

>>61445197
>>61445211
Do it for her. Join us and stand above the rest of the Phase girls.

>>61445429
napnap

>Sees child
>"Drown it"
Pippa...

>>61445434
omg it's a picture daddy smugdoka!

>>61445434
>shave
>jump in shower
>water washes whisker into mouth
>gets stuck between teeth
>get gum infection

>>61445134
I'm pretty sure she's not infertile, but has a bunch of health issues that put her at risk in case of a pregnancy.

Don't worry Pippa we will raise a nice family

>>61445429
rest well, lil pon

>>61445536
>shave, then shower
see that's where you fucked up

(You) will never be a Latin Lover. You have no heritage, you have no spice tolerance, you have no command over the spanish language (and therefore no accent). You are a delusional white man twisted by spray tan and a horny fox's fixation into a crude mockery of nature's perfection.

>>61445518
>"SIDS is random and no one knows what causes it or why."

>>61445273
WHAT IS THIS?

>>61445134
>why doesn't quit her job to focus on stream?
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/f/financial-independence-retire-early-fire.asp
Here.
Because she's very passionate about not working until she's 70.
Her plan is to work hard, save up and invest so well she can retire in her late 30s and chill.
She's done streams on budgeting before and it's allowed her to do things like casually dropping 6k on a prosthetic for her cat because she has discrete accounts for every possible occasion.
Financial responsibility is my fetish

>>61445575
I'm fine with being white

Kino

>>61445634
would you even say you're proud of it?

>>61445575
It/s fine, we still have Pippa, Lia, Panko and Lumi, probably the rest of phase, and Lisa, sleepy, kershce, chromu, purin, hexa,etc

>>61445605
Such a strange, elusive mystery that for some reason no doctor or law enforcement agency ever investigates. Even though they would investigate literally any other cause of death, but SIDS is just unavoidable and we should never question it. Babies just die for no reason at home when the fathers aren't around and there are no cameras. Oh well.

cutema

>>61445728
Nah it's just a thing that happens you know

>>61445575
>nature's perfection
lol, lmao

>>61445664
Lets not go that far

Only I can and will marry Tenma. You can't even think otherwise.

>>61445536
>trim beard
>rub to feel that its even
>hair splinter enters finger
>finger inflamed all day

>>61445786
That's fine I don't want to, I only have eyes for my oshi.

>>61445786
Wrong

I miss sex bear

>>61445762
cute pippa

>>61445664
Sure

>>61444950
You think I'm gonna throw out a whole ass pack of pork ribs just because they're a bit slimy? Fuc off with that defeatist attitude.

>>61445600
very cute

>>61444988
>>61445537
I came here to laugh not to feel

>>61445797
When I was a teenager making out with a girl she made the mistake of rubbing her face against mine when I didn't shave that day. Her face started itching, so she continued to use my face to scratch her face, not knowing that was just going to make it worse. I didn't stop her. It was cute that she couldn't put 2 and 2 together.

>>61445537
Interesting, similar case to Shondo's
>>61445627
God I wish I had such financial responsibility, she's just Kinji from Meikyū Black Company

*Choo choo* Can you hear that? It's the cock train. It's about to arrive in station, where you might ask? Right inside Tenma cavity. Directly in her slutty pussy and it will depart again after deposing a liter of cum. Direction Tenma donut valley. No protection needed.

>>61445859
when is she coming back?

>>61445859
Why is she blue?

>>61445786
I can't wait to come to your wedding with my wife Nasa.

>>61445782
cringe
>>61445869
based, you're alright guero.

>>61445947
She just is blue dabadee dabada

>>61445664
Yes I am very proud of my Irish roots!

>>61445575
Last time I checked people are risking life and limb to live amongst whites, not faux Latins.

>>61445890
My Wife

Also get 4chanX and turn on random file names

>>61445737
Doesn't help that there's tons of junk forensic medical "science" supporting shaky prosecution of other stuff like SBS

>>61446026
Nta, but no.

>>61446026
>Also get 4chanX and turn on random file names
Why? I named that file myself and I already have the 4chan x thing.

>>61446026
randomizing files names is stupid

>>61445786
I'm sorry buddy, you were too slow

>>61446159
Based

>>61446026
why would i randomize, i dont care if you look at me in the archive

>>61446013
Fuck yeah my dad's side is Irish too! Gonna go cycle the Wild Atlantic way next year solo for a wee bit of fun.

>>61445890
I hope you enjoy your long evening date with Toilet-kun

>>61446172
slut!! slut!!!

>>61446182
>caution

Would Pippa be attracted to Gendo Ikari?

>>61446254

>>61446172
Where did you get this photo of me and my wife?
>Verification not required

Filling Tenma up like a donut

>>61446248
skibidi wemi

>>61446295
those reflective glasses are not doing her any favors

>>61446313
Donuts can't be filled. Donuts without an empty hole are a different kind of pastry.

>>61446110
I've found exact users on discord through they're file names. Discord doesn't randomize them either.

ooooouuuuhhhhhh scared Lumi sooooooo cuuuuuuuuuuute

>>61446376
>they're

>>61446313

>>61446376
>they're

>>61446026
>not having every file name be a Simpsons reference and wanting everyone to see it

>>61446371
>>61446396

>>61446424
That's not a donut. That's a cream filled pastry.

>>61446333
>checked
but still, please kys

>>61446376
how horrible
you, a discord user who posts on 4chan, also knows of discord users who post on 4chan

Holy shit, kek

>>61443954
>making fun of disabled people
BASED

>>61446376
I don't fucking care mate.

Cinema was delivered.

>>61446376
I sometimes download pics from discord.

>daijoubu mijo
mija

>>61446455
Not in America it isn't, it's a cream filled donut. I don't care what they call them where you're from

>>61446376
And? I'm proud of my posts. I sometimes show them to my girlfriend and ask if she thinks I'm based.

>>61446540
you don't have a girlfriend

Sometimes I'm disappointed watching people do yab things, and then I remember putting a character on a pedestal isn't good and nobody is seiso.

>>61446540
You really care about the opinions of rudimentary AI vision models?

>>61446538
Shut the fuck up. If it doesn't have a hole, it's not a donut.

>>61446455
But it's specifically a stuffed pastry made from fried dough, aka a donut.

>>61446313

>>61446376
it doesn't mean this user was here, it could be someone /here/ that saved it from discord, or that discord user saved it from someone else on discord that was from /here/

also who gives a fuck

>>61446608
Are we all donuts then since we have holes

>>61446608
if it doesn't have a hole how did the cream get inside

>>61446611
There's a hundred different kinds of pastries made from fried dough you fucking moron. Those aren't called donuts.

>>61446650
>There's
There are

pussy

>>61446650
I'll dough your nuts

taking turns on tenma. that's what she wants. that's what she's made for.

>>61446639

>Wait for lisa to stop crying
Yeah...That's what I want.

Tenma...

IT'S JOEVER

Wasn't there supposed to be a Pippa horror movie today?

>>61446799
It's in 2 hours.

What does 'tuck' in Lumi's chat do, I'm curious but don't want to blow all my points.

>>61446689
No he's right. "There is a hundred different kinds of pastries". Otherwise it would be "There are hundreds of kinds of psstries".

>>61446815
sounds like a blanket

>>61446815
Makes her tuck her massive dong back into her panties.

>>61446815
it tucks her model's hair behind her ear, it's pretty cute

>Government should pay for me to get uh fuck! To be pregnant. And make children. Many.
Tenma has so many weird quotes out of context.

Slimy Slug Tits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKFkKJxH-OM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKFkKJxH-OM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKFkKJxH-OM

>>61446845
It's plural, that means you're supposed to use "are"
>psstries

>>61446869
That's what I figured. Maybe it puts a blanket on her model?

>>61446892
Oh really? Seems like a small thing for 20k.

We're so back.

OVERLAP CONNECT

>>61446799
>>61446810
is it the new saw or the old one?

>>61446937
The government should pay tenma and me to fuck, yes.

>>61446845
No, the plural "are" is used whether you're claiming 100 different types or 200+

>>61446938
My favorite time of the week!

>>61446938
She does it for free

Tenma is so lucky tonight

>>61446993
The first one iirc.

>tenma gets another kiss
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME

SHE CAN’T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!

>>61447039
she does it for me :)

lmao dizzy
>"Really says a lot!"

>>61446938

Phase Weekly should stop existing.

[Lumi news] She will have sex with you but only if you give her a dildo after

>>61443195
Tenma talked about a failed suicide attempt? Context? That makes me sad.

>>61447185
One must imagine Dizzyphus happy.

Dizzy wants *you* to ask her out on a date if you meet her IRL!

[Dizzy News]
she will be at youmacon and wants you to ask her out on a date

>>61447213
She was joking about drinking bleach

>>61447185
But dizzy hates it.

I love Piss Connect.

>>61447287
>>61447313
I'm sorry Dizzy, I refuse to step foot in Detroit even for you.

>>61447287
>>61447313
No...

>>61447185
It just needs to have a guest. Collab weekly is how it should be

>>61447340
but the bleach bottle was filled with cum. my cum, our cum. she drank it all.

>>61447313
>>61447287
I'm so getting cucked bros...dizzzy is going to get her cheeks clapped all weekend by mulitple guys

>>61447389
Mandatory playdate weekly was better.

They like it when the controller vibrates.. heh

>>61447478
Tenma turns it off.

I want lumi to call me fat boy like that.

>>61447478
I don't blame them, sometimes I will put the controller against my benis while it vibrates

[Dizzy News]
We are a canadian company

>Tenma talking about her sextoy failing so she just threw out of the window
What a disgusting chad move.

NORMAN REEDUS MENTIONED
DEATH STRANDING PLAYTHROUGHS INCOMING LFG

>>61446455

Tenma "Dil-thrower" Maemi.

>>61447708
Those are cream hotdogs!!!

tenma gets more based with every passing day

i will masturbate

>>61447708
from the thumbnail I thought that was cheese in minced meat

Solo Phase Weekly doesn't seem to stay on topic any better than the collabs

>>61447780
Pics?

Pippa being the pure one is weird

>>61447372
this

DIZZY SUCKS

>SEX SEEEEX SEEEEX PUBLIC SEEX SEEEX SEEEX
Tenma...

>Men are ugly
MALES OUT! This is a sister thread.

>>61447953
But I'm a cute twink

>>61447933
maballs lol

Tenma just got another pipkiss

3
3
3
3 time winner

>>61447933
Yeah.

>>61447708

>Sir, a 3rd kiss just landed on Mii-chan's cheek

>>61447990
Still male. The liker thread might take you in.

>A woman will never talk about you like this
grim